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AAH HA HA HA HA!
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CAPTIONING MADE
POSSIBLE BY WARNER BROS.
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WELL, KIDDIES,
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I'M AFRAID OUR DESIGNER
HANGER OFFER HAS EXPIRED.
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WOULD SOMEBODY
PLEASE GET MR. DE LA RENTA
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OUT OF HERE?
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NEXT UP ON THE HOME
CHOPPING NETWORK.
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IT'S TIME FOR THE CRYPT
KEEPER'S FASHION BOO-TIQUE.
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TODAY, WE FEATURING MY FULL LINE
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OF APRÉS VIE DEATH
CARE PRODUCTS.
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WE'VE GOT EVERYTHING
FROM FACE-SCREAM
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TO MAS-SCARE-A.
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TRY SOME.
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IT'S THE BEST THING
YOU CAN DO FOR...
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DEM-ISE. HEE HEE HEE HEE!
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OR MAYBE I COULD INTEREST YOU
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IN TONIGHT'S SPECIAL.
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IT'S A TASTELESS TIDBIT
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ABOUT A TRAVELING
CEMETERY PLOT SALESMAN
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WHO'S ABOUT TO
MAKE A GRAVE MISTAKE.
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I CALL IT DEATH OF
SOME SALESMEN.
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HA. EB JONES, COME ON DOWN.
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YOU'RE UP ALREADY.
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WHAT TIME IS IT?
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ALMOST 6:00 A.M.
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HASH-SLINGIN' TIME.
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HASH-SLINGIN'...
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I TOLD YOU LAST
NIGHT I'M THROUGH
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WITH THAT GODDAMN COFFEE SHOP.
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I'M GOING WITH YOU.
ISN'T THAT WHAT WE SAID?
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WELL, THERE'S BEEN A
LITTLE CHANGE OF PLANS.
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BUT WE SAID LAST NIGHT.
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LAST NIGHT WAS LAST NIGHT.
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SO YOU LIED TO ME.
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NO, YOU SAID YOU WANTED
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TO GET OUT OF THIS
STINKING LITTLE BURG
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AND I SOLD YOU A WAY TO DO IT.
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FOR THE NIGHT.
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NOW IT'S MORNING. AND
THE WARRANTY'S EXPIRED.
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DAMN YOU!
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OH, SPARE ME THE
TEARS, OK, SWEETHEART?
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BUT YOU SAID YOU LOVED ME.
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HA HA HA HA.
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YES. YES. I SAID I LOVED YOU,
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AND YOU DROPPED
YOUR LITTLE PANTIES.
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IT'S CALLED SALESMANSHIP.
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YOU MUST BE MRS. JONES.
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YES, I AM.
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I'M JUDD CAMPBELL FROM THE
RESTFUL HILLS MEMORIAL PARK.
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YOU KNOW, YOU'RE EXACTLY THE
WAY YOUR HUSBAND SAID YOU ARE.
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IS HE HERE?
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WELL, NO. HE PASSED
ON A FEW DAYS AGO.
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THE FUNERAL WAS YESTERDAY.
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I CAN'T BELIEVE IT.
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I... JUST LAST
MONDAY, I SAW HIM...
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IT'S LIKE HE SAW IT COMING.
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HE DID. HE HAD CANCER.
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WELL, I KNOW THAT, BUT...
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MONDAY, HE PUTS A DOWN
PAYMENT ON A NEW CEMETERY PLOT.
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AND THEN SUDDENLY...
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DID YOU SAY HE PUT A DOWN
PAYMENT ON A CEMETERY PLOT?
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$250.
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FOR BOTH YOU AND HIM.
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WELL, HE DIDN'T SAY
ANYTHING ABOUT IT TO ME.
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WELL, HE WANTED
IT TO BE A SURPRISE.
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HE PICKED THIS SPOT RIGHT HERE.
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HE WANTED YOU TO
BE AMONG THE FIRST
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TO ENJOY ETERNAL REST
AMIDST ALL THAT BEAUTY.
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SHAME. HE WAS SO EXCITED ABOUT
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THE BENEFITS PACKAGE, TOO.
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FUNERAL EXPENSES,
PLUS 10,000 CASH.
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HE LOVED YOU SO MUCH.
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$10,000?
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YEAH.
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I'LL ARRANGE FOR YOU
TO GET FULL A REFUND,
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WHEN I GET BACK TO THE OFFICE,
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OF THE $250 DEPOSIT.
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OH, BUT, UM, ISN'T
THERE SOME WAY
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THAT I COULD GET THE BENEFITS?
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I DON'T SEE HOW.
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YOUR HUSBAND HAS
ALREADY PASSED ON.
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WELL, WHAT IF I PAID
YOU THE MONEY?
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MA'AM, THAT WOULD BE ILLEGAL.
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I DON'T SEE WHY.
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MY HUSBAND INTENDED
TO PAY YOU THE MONEY.
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WHAT IF HE'D ALREADY SENT IT?
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NOW, LOOK. I COULD
PAY YOU THE MONEY NOW,
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IN CASH.
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AND WHO'S TO KNOW
WHEN YOU GOT IT?
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OH, PLEASE.
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THE FUNERAL WAS SO EXPENSIVE.
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AND EB DIDN'T LEAVE ME
HARDLY A PIG'S WHISTLE.
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ISN'T THERE SOME WAY?
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HOW MUCH DID HE OWE YOU?
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ANOTHER $250.
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PFFT. I DON'T KNOW.
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I SUPPOSE IF IT WERE CASH.
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OH, I'LL GET IT FOR YOU.
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BOING.
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I'M AFRAID I... I
ONLY HAVE $187.
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OOH.
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THAT'S ALL I GOT IN
THE WHOLE WORLD.
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ISN'T THERE SOME WAY?
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MRS. JONES, YOU'RE
SUCH A NICE LADY.
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I'LL FIND A WAY.
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OH, BLESS YOU.
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BLESS YOU.
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CAN I HELP YOU?
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YOU MUST BE MRS. COMFRY.
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YOU KNOW, YOU'RE EXACTLY THE
WAY YOUR HUSBAND SAID YOU WERE.
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HE'S A VERY LUCKY MAN.
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MRS. WHO?
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MRS. COMFRY.
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THERE'S NOBODY
HERE BY THAT NAME.
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WH-WH... ISN'T THIS
2465 MAPLE STREET?
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NO.
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THIS HERE IS MAPLE DRIVE.
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MAPLE STREET IS WAY ACROSS TOWN.
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OH. MY MISTAKE.
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END OF THE DAY.
YOU KNOW HOW IT IS.
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BYE.
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YOUNG MAN.
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ARE YOU SELLING SOMETHING?
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AS A MATTER OF FACT...
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BECAUSE AT RESTFUL HILLS,
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WE BELIEVE THAT BOTH
YOU AND YOUR LOVED ONES
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SHOULD BE ABLE TO REST IN
PEACE BEFORE AS WELL AS AFTER.
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OH, IT SOUNDS SO NICE.
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I DO HAVE A LOVELY
BROCHURE THAT I'D...
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I'M SORRY. I DON'T
WANT PA TO MISS THIS.
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PA!
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OH, WHERE IS THAT OLD GOAT?
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PA!
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WHERE IN TARNATION ARE YOU?
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HONESTLY.
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HOLD YOUR HORSES, MA!
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I'M RIGHT IN THE
MIDDLE OF DIGGING!
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OH, WE GOT COMPANY.
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MR. CAMPBELL'S A SALESMAN, PA.
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A SALESMAN!
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AIN'T THAT NICE?!
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IN THE OLD DAYS,
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TRAVELING SALESMEN USED
TO COME BY ALL THE TIME.
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OF COURSE, NOWADAYS,
EVERYBODY STAYS HOME,
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DOES THEIR SHOPPING ON THE TV.
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I DON'T KNOW, BUT TO
ME IT JUST AIN'T THE SAME.
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NO.
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WELL, SIT YOURSELF.
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SHOW US WHAT YOU GOT.
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I KNOW WHAT YOU MEAN.
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BUYING THINGS LONG DISTANCE,
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YOU KNOW, YOU LOSE
THAT HUMAN CONNECTION.
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AIN'T THAT THE TRUTH?
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AND WHEN THE PRODUCT COMES...
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SHUT UP, MA.
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THE YOUNG MAN DON'T
GIVE A DAMN WHAT YOU THINK.
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LET HIM GET DOWN TO BUSINESS.
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I'LL DO JUST THAT, SIR.
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AT RESTFUL HILLS
MEMORIAL PARK...
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THAT SOME KIND OF CEMETERY?
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WE CALL OURSELVES
A MEMORIAL PARK.
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WHAT WE DO IS A
WHOLE NEW CONCEPT
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THAT TRIES TO BRING
PEACE TO YOUR LOVED ONES
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BOTH BEFORE AND
AFTER YOUR DEMISE.
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FOR STARTERS, WE FOUND
A PIECE OF PROPERTY,
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NORTH SIDE OF TOWN,
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THAT WILL JUST KNOCK
YOUR SOCKS OFF.
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LOOK AT THIS. ISN'T
THAT GORGEOUS?
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OH, IT SURE IS!
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IT LOOKS LIKE THE PERFECT
PLACE TO SPEND ETERNITY.
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IT DOES LOOK
RESTFUL, DOESN'T IT?
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IT'S THE KIND OF PLACE
THE WHOLE FAMILY
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WILL ENJOY COMING TO TO
PAY THEIR LAST RESPECTS,
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AND THAT IN TURN, MAKES
THE PROCESS OF MOURNING
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JUST PLAIN EASIER ON EVERYONE.
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NOW, ISN'T THAT A NICE IDEA, PA?
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WHEN DOES THE
BEFOREHAND STUFF COME IN?
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THAT'S... THAT'S
VERY SMART, SIR.
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THE BEFOREHAND PART
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COMES WITH THE DEATH
BENEFITS PACKAGE.
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NOW, FOR A SMALL, NOMINAL FEE,
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WE PAY AT THE TIME OF DEMISE,
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FULL FUNERAL EXPENSES,
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PLUS A DEATH BENEFIT
OF $10,000 CASH.
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THAT WAY, YOU KNOW
YOUR LOVED ONES
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ARE GOING TO BE TAKEN
CARE OF BEFOREHAND.
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HOW NOMINAL?
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$500 BUYS EVERYTHING
FOR THE BOTH OF YOU.
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$500? THAT'S ALL?
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OF COURSE, WE DO HAVE
THE EXTENDED DEATH BENEFIT
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OF $20,000.
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AND THAT'LL ONLY COST YOU 750.
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$750 BUYS YOU $20,000?
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NO. YOU'RE BOTH COVERED.
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SO WE'RE TALKING $40,000.
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OHH.
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OH, WELL.
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WE CAN'T SAY NO TO THAT, CAN WE?
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WE'LL DO IT.
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GREAT. I'LL DRAW
UP THE PAPERWORK.
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OF COURSE, WE'LL
HAVE TO SEE IT FIRST.
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SEE?
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SEE WHAT THE CEMETERY
PLOT LOOKS LIKE.
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WE LIKE TO SEE A THING
WORK BEFORE WE BUY IT.
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WELL, IT, UM, IT LOOKS
PRETTY MUCH LIKE THIS.
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CAN'T BUY NOTHING
TILL WE SEE IT FIRST.
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OK, I'LL TELL YOU
WHAT I'M GOING TO DO.
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I'M GOING TO SUBMIT YOUR
PAPERWORK WITH THE PAYMENT,
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AND I'M GOING TO
COME BACK TOMORROW,
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I'M GOING TO TAKE
YOU THERE MYSELF.
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HOW DOES THAT SOUND?
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SURE THING.
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I EXPECT YOU'D LIKE ME
AND MA TO GO DOWNSTAIRS
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AND GET YOU SOME MONEY.
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YOU TAKE CASH?
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I PREFER CASH. IT
SPEEDS UP THE PROCESS.
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WELL, WE WON'T BE BUT A MINUTE.
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AHH.
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YOU WANT SOME
COFFEE OR SOMETHING?
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YEAH.
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IF YOU'VE BEEN ON
THE ROAD ALL DAY,
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I EXPECT YOU COULD
USE A LITTLE PICK-ME-UP.
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COME ON NOW, MA!
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WE DON'T WANT TO
KEEP THE YOUNG MAN!
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COMING, PA.
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HMMM.
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AAH AAH!
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OH OH!
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I'M AFRAID YOU AIN'T
GOING ANYWHERE!
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UNH!
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HA HA HA HA!
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I SAY WE KILL HIM NOW.
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I WON'T LET YOU DO IT, PA.
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DAMN IT, WOMAN.
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I'M TIRED OF YOU
ARGUING WITH ME.
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IF I WANT HIM DEAD, HE'S DEAD!
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AND THAT'S ALL THERE IS TO IT!
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DON'T YOU RAISE YOUR
VOICE TO ME, OLD MAN,
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OR I'LL HAVE HIDE.
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BESIDES, IT WOULDN'T
BE POLITE TO KILL HIM
241
00:14:08,648 --> 00:14:11,026
UNTIL HE WAKES UP.
242
00:14:11,050 --> 00:14:14,096
ANYWAY, I THINK WYNONA
SHOULD HAVE A LOOK AT HIM FIRST.
243
00:14:14,120 --> 00:14:16,031
OH, GET OFF OF IT.
244
00:14:16,055 --> 00:14:19,201
HE AIN'T GONNA WANT HER.
245
00:14:19,225 --> 00:14:21,470
AIN'T NOBODY IN
WYNONA'S WHOLE UGLY
246
00:14:21,494 --> 00:14:23,672
GODDAMN LIFE EVER WANTED HER.
247
00:14:23,696 --> 00:14:25,641
I'D LIKE HER TO BE
THE JUDGE OF THAT.
248
00:14:25,665 --> 00:14:28,844
HELL. IF SHE DO
WANT HIM, I DON'T.
249
00:14:28,868 --> 00:14:31,847
I DON'T WANT NO GODDAMN
SALESMAN IN THE FAMILY.
250
00:14:31,871 --> 00:14:34,717
NOBODY CARES WHO
YOU WANT IN THIS FAMILY.
251
00:14:34,741 --> 00:14:37,720
BESIDES, ONLY SALESMEN
EVER COME TO THIS PLACE.
252
00:14:37,744 --> 00:14:41,123
AND THIS ONE SEEMED
ESPECIALLY NICE.
253
00:14:41,147 --> 00:14:43,426
OH, FOR CHRIST'S SAKE.
254
00:14:43,450 --> 00:14:44,726
AND IF THIS IS
WYNONA'S ONLY CHANCE
255
00:14:44,750 --> 00:14:45,962
AT A LITTLE HAPPINESS,
256
00:14:45,986 --> 00:14:47,963
THEN I'M WANT TO GIVE IT TO HER.
257
00:14:47,987 --> 00:14:50,699
WELL, IT AIN'T GONNA HAPPEN
258
00:14:50,723 --> 00:14:53,736
'CAUSE HE AIN'T GONNA WANT HER.
259
00:14:54,761 --> 00:14:56,805
HEY, YOU! WAKE UP!
260
00:14:56,829 --> 00:15:00,009
WAKE UP, DAMN IT!
261
00:15:00,033 --> 00:15:01,877
AARGH!
262
00:15:01,901 --> 00:15:03,845
HE'S UP!
263
00:15:03,869 --> 00:15:05,514
PLEASE LET ME GO.
264
00:15:05,538 --> 00:15:06,548
WHY?
265
00:15:06,572 --> 00:15:09,051
SO'S YOU CAN RUN
OFF TO THE POLICE...
266
00:15:09,075 --> 00:15:10,519
TELL THEM ALL ABOUT US?
267
00:15:10,543 --> 00:15:12,421
NO. I WON'T SAY
ANYTHING TO ANYBODY.
268
00:15:12,445 --> 00:15:14,257
I DON'T CARE ABOUT WHO
THOSE OTHER GUYS ARE.
269
00:15:14,281 --> 00:15:17,760
WELL, THEY'RE
SALESMEN, LIKE YOU.
270
00:15:17,784 --> 00:15:21,229
LIKE THAT GUY WHAT SOLD
US THE CRUMMY MICROWAVE...
271
00:15:21,253 --> 00:15:22,431
DIDN'T WORK.
272
00:15:22,455 --> 00:15:25,233
AND THE VACUUM!
AND THE COLOR TV!
273
00:15:25,257 --> 00:15:28,125
WASN'T NO COLOR
TV TILL I FIXED IT!
274
00:15:33,433 --> 00:15:35,666
NOW IT'S A COLOR TV!
275
00:15:36,770 --> 00:15:38,447
GAH!
276
00:15:38,471 --> 00:15:39,482
REALLY...
277
00:15:39,506 --> 00:15:41,950
I WON'T SAY ANYTHING TO ANYBODY.
278
00:15:41,974 --> 00:15:43,385
YOU CAN LET ME GO.
279
00:15:43,409 --> 00:15:46,588
AND WHY WOULD I TRUST YOU?
280
00:15:46,612 --> 00:15:48,690
YOU'RE A SALESMAN,
281
00:15:48,714 --> 00:15:50,459
AND A SALESMAN AIN'T
NOTHING BUT A THIEF
282
00:15:50,483 --> 00:15:53,296
TRYING SUCKERING PEOPLE OUT
OF THEIR HARD-EARNED MONEY
283
00:15:53,320 --> 00:15:56,933
MAKING THEM BUY THINGS
THEY NEITHER WANT NOR NEED!
284
00:15:56,957 --> 00:15:59,802
WELL, WE'VE BEEN TOOK
ONE TIME TOO MANY,
285
00:15:59,826 --> 00:16:02,671
AND IF WE HAVE TO KILL EVERY
LAST GODDAMN SALESMAN
286
00:16:02,695 --> 00:16:05,474
ON THE GODDAMN
PLANET, SO BET IT!
287
00:16:05,498 --> 00:16:07,809
NOW, DON'T YOU
GET TOO EXCITED, PA.
288
00:16:07,833 --> 00:16:09,244
WE AIN'T DOING NOTHING
289
00:16:09,268 --> 00:16:12,315
TILL WYNONA SEES HIM FIRST.
290
00:16:14,741 --> 00:16:17,942
DAMN GIRL'S NOTHING BUT TROUBLE.
291
00:16:20,113 --> 00:16:21,378
COME ALONG, MA.
292
00:16:28,688 --> 00:16:30,388
GODDAMN GIRL.
293
00:16:45,705 --> 00:16:47,183
ARE YOU...
294
00:16:47,207 --> 00:16:48,806
WYNONA?
295
00:16:50,009 --> 00:16:52,854
WYNONA'S SUCH A NICE NAME.
296
00:16:52,878 --> 00:16:55,690
MY... MY MOTHER'S
NAME WAS WYNONA,
297
00:16:55,714 --> 00:16:57,493
AND SHE WAS VERY BEAUTIFUL.
298
00:16:57,517 --> 00:17:00,062
YOU PLAY THAT VERY WELL.
299
00:17:00,086 --> 00:17:02,797
ANYONE EVER TELL YOU THAT?
300
00:17:02,821 --> 00:17:05,834
HOW, UH, HOW OLD ARE YOU?
301
00:17:05,858 --> 00:17:09,371
OLD ENOUGH TO KNOW A BUNCH
OF BULLSHIT WHEN I HEAR IT.
302
00:17:11,063 --> 00:17:13,041
WHY DON'T COME ON OVER HERE
303
00:17:13,065 --> 00:17:14,410
WHERE I CAN SEE YOU?
304
00:17:14,434 --> 00:17:16,746
MAYBE I DON'T
WANT YOU TO SEE ME.
305
00:17:16,770 --> 00:17:20,015
HEH HEH HEH. I DON'T THINK
THAT'S THE CASE AT ALL.
306
00:17:20,039 --> 00:17:24,586
I THINK YOU WANT ME
TO SEE YOU VERY MUCH.
307
00:17:24,610 --> 00:17:28,624
YOU KNOW, I HARDLY
KNOW YOU, WYNONA.
308
00:17:28,648 --> 00:17:31,127
BUT I CAN HEAR YOUR LONELINESS.
309
00:17:31,151 --> 00:17:32,761
I KNOW THAT LONELINESS.
310
00:17:32,785 --> 00:17:35,964
IT SITS ON MY SHOULDER
AND IT PECKS AT MY HEART.
311
00:17:35,988 --> 00:17:38,000
IS THAT HOW YOU FEEL, WYNONA?
312
00:17:38,024 --> 00:17:39,734
YOU SURE DO TALK PRETTY.
313
00:17:39,758 --> 00:17:43,105
LET'S YOU AND ME HAVE A
TALK THEN, FACE TO FACE.
314
00:17:43,129 --> 00:17:45,407
O.K...
315
00:17:45,431 --> 00:17:47,609
FACE TO FACE.
316
00:17:47,633 --> 00:17:48,610
OH!
317
00:17:48,634 --> 00:17:51,501
YOU ARE SO BEAUTIFUL.
318
00:17:55,674 --> 00:17:58,909
THE LAST THING I
AM IS BEAUTIFUL.
319
00:18:02,348 --> 00:18:04,459
WHAT IS BEAUTY, ANYWAY?
320
00:18:04,483 --> 00:18:07,195
THE MONA LISA HAS
NOTHING ON YOU.
321
00:18:07,219 --> 00:18:10,232
WHAT IS THAT, UM, THAT
PERFUME YOU'RE WEARING?
322
00:18:10,256 --> 00:18:12,734
NOT WEARING ANY.
323
00:18:14,927 --> 00:18:17,328
I AIN'T WASHED IN A
COUPLE OF WEEKS.
324
00:18:20,433 --> 00:18:22,978
THAT IS SO...
325
00:18:23,002 --> 00:18:24,613
EARTHY.
326
00:18:24,637 --> 00:18:26,315
I LOVE IT.
327
00:18:26,339 --> 00:18:28,450
THIS HAS NEVER
HAPPENED TO ME BEFORE.
328
00:18:28,474 --> 00:18:30,786
I'VE FALLEN HEAD OVER
HEELS IN LOVE WITH YOU.
329
00:18:32,511 --> 00:18:33,989
YOU DON'T LOVE ME.
330
00:18:34,013 --> 00:18:35,490
NO, I DO. I DO.
331
00:18:35,514 --> 00:18:37,459
JUST TAKE THESE OFF
AND LET ME PROVE IT.
332
00:18:37,483 --> 00:18:39,594
I DON'T HAVE THE KEYS.
333
00:18:39,618 --> 00:18:41,163
AND EVEN IF'N I DID...
334
00:18:41,187 --> 00:18:43,165
YOU GOT TO LET ME PROVE IT.
335
00:18:43,189 --> 00:18:44,300
IF YOU DON'T LET
ME PROVE IT TO YOU,
336
00:18:44,324 --> 00:18:46,490
I SWEAR I'M GOING TO GO CRAZY.
337
00:18:51,397 --> 00:18:54,365
YOU REALLY THINK I'M
LIKE THE MONA LISA?
338
00:19:03,910 --> 00:19:05,653
WHO CARES WHY THE MONA
LISA'S SMILING THAT WAY?
339
00:19:05,677 --> 00:19:07,756
I WANT TO KNOW HOW
TO MAKE YOU SMILE.
340
00:19:07,780 --> 00:19:11,160
I WANT TO DEDICATE MYSELF...
341
00:19:11,184 --> 00:19:15,230
OH, THIS IS SO... LOVELY.
342
00:19:15,254 --> 00:19:18,967
I HATE THIS ROOM. I
HATE THIS WHOLE HOUSE.
343
00:19:18,991 --> 00:19:20,068
UH.
344
00:19:20,092 --> 00:19:22,137
YOU KNOW, IT'S
STRANGE HOW I FEEL NOW.
345
00:19:22,161 --> 00:19:24,039
GIDDY, LIKE A KID.
346
00:19:24,063 --> 00:19:25,340
WHAT ARE YOU DOING?
347
00:19:25,364 --> 00:19:27,943
I WANT TO SEE THESE
"LOVE FEELINGS."
348
00:19:27,967 --> 00:19:29,845
THE KIND OF LOVE I'M
TALKING ABOUT IS DIFFERENT.
349
00:19:29,869 --> 00:19:31,680
IT'S DEEPER.
350
00:19:31,704 --> 00:19:33,782
ACTION'S ALL I BELIEVE IN.
351
00:19:33,806 --> 00:19:35,818
THIS LOVE TALK IS VERY NICE,
352
00:19:35,842 --> 00:19:39,210
BUT THE BODY NEVER LIES.
353
00:19:44,217 --> 00:19:46,128
NOW!
354
00:19:46,152 --> 00:19:48,197
LET'S SEE HOW MUCH YOU LOVE ME!
355
00:19:48,221 --> 00:19:49,364
I SWEAR I LOVE YOU.
356
00:19:49,388 --> 00:19:51,228
ISN'T THAT GOOD ENOUGH?
357
00:20:08,241 --> 00:20:09,907
YOU STILL LOVE ME?
358
00:20:28,194 --> 00:20:31,661
SO, SHOW ME YOU LOVE ME.
359
00:20:38,938 --> 00:20:41,116
COURSE IF YOU DON'T LOVE ME,
360
00:20:41,140 --> 00:20:42,751
I'LL JUST HAVE TO
GIVE YOU BACK TO PA
361
00:20:42,775 --> 00:20:43,919
AND LET HIM DEAL WITH YOU.
362
00:20:43,943 --> 00:20:46,188
I LOVE YOU. I LOVE
YOU. I LOVE YOU.
363
00:20:46,212 --> 00:20:49,257
YEAH.
364
00:20:49,281 --> 00:20:50,459
I DIDN'T THINK...
365
00:20:50,483 --> 00:20:52,360
WAIT.
366
00:21:04,964 --> 00:21:08,076
WELL, I'LL BE DAMNED.
367
00:21:08,100 --> 00:21:10,012
I THINK YOU DO LOVE ME.
368
00:21:17,977 --> 00:21:20,611
AHH.
369
00:21:22,215 --> 00:21:24,448
AHH.
370
00:21:26,819 --> 00:21:28,196
AH.
371
00:21:28,220 --> 00:21:29,220
OH.
372
00:21:38,398 --> 00:21:39,775
AHH.
373
00:21:39,799 --> 00:21:41,365
AHH. AHH.
374
00:21:56,014 --> 00:21:56,991
THAT WAS...
375
00:21:57,015 --> 00:21:58,827
AMAZING.
376
00:21:58,851 --> 00:22:00,595
THAT WAS THE MOST INCREDIBLE SEX
377
00:22:00,619 --> 00:22:01,863
I'VE EVER HAD.
378
00:22:01,887 --> 00:22:04,265
WHERE DID YOU LEARN TO DO THAT?
379
00:22:04,289 --> 00:22:06,501
ALL THOSE SALESMEN.
380
00:22:06,525 --> 00:22:08,970
EXCEPT NONE OF
THEM DID WHAT YOU DID.
381
00:22:08,994 --> 00:22:12,507
OR LIKE YOU DID.
382
00:22:12,531 --> 00:22:15,009
YOU DO LOVE ME, DON'T YOU?
383
00:22:15,033 --> 00:22:18,480
LIKE YOU SAID, THE
BODY NEVER LIES.
384
00:22:18,504 --> 00:22:20,682
THE QUESTION IS,
385
00:22:20,706 --> 00:22:22,484
DO YOU LOVE ME?
386
00:22:22,508 --> 00:22:24,353
OF COURSE, I LOVE YOU.
387
00:22:24,377 --> 00:22:26,455
I AIN'T GONNA LET
MY DADDY HURT YOU,
388
00:22:26,479 --> 00:22:28,056
IF THAT'S WHAT
YOU'RE WORRIED ABOUT.
389
00:22:28,080 --> 00:22:31,326
I WANT TO MARRY YOU.
390
00:22:31,350 --> 00:22:33,127
IF WE GOT MARRIED,
391
00:22:33,151 --> 00:22:34,830
YOU'D GET MY DOWRY,
392
00:22:34,854 --> 00:22:35,997
AND THEY'D LET YOU GO,
393
00:22:36,021 --> 00:22:38,333
AND WE COULD RUN AWAY
AND BE HAPPY TOGETHER.
394
00:22:38,357 --> 00:22:40,201
I HATE IT HERE.
395
00:22:40,225 --> 00:22:43,372
MA AND PA TREAT ME SO MEAN.
396
00:22:43,396 --> 00:22:45,741
DID YOU SAY DOWRY?
397
00:22:46,932 --> 00:22:48,844
YEAH.
398
00:22:48,868 --> 00:22:51,680
PA'S GOT IT BURIED
IN THE BASEMENT.
399
00:22:51,704 --> 00:22:55,049
IT'S THE MONEY FROM
ALL THOSE SALESMEN.
400
00:22:55,073 --> 00:22:58,487
IT MUST BE $40-, $50,000.
401
00:22:58,511 --> 00:23:00,021
YES.
402
00:23:00,045 --> 00:23:01,857
YES, LET'S...
403
00:23:01,881 --> 00:23:03,358
LET'S GET MARRIED.
404
00:23:12,291 --> 00:23:14,269
MA! PA!
405
00:23:14,293 --> 00:23:16,026
I'M GETTIN' HITCHED!
406
00:23:18,764 --> 00:23:21,243
UHH.
407
00:23:21,267 --> 00:23:23,746
YOU REALLY WANT
TO DO THIS THING?
408
00:23:23,770 --> 00:23:24,913
ABSOLUTELY.
409
00:23:24,937 --> 00:23:27,750
I LOVE YOUR DAUGHTER.
410
00:23:27,774 --> 00:23:30,274
AND I LOVE HIM, PA.
411
00:23:33,612 --> 00:23:35,324
LET'S GET THIS STARTED.
412
00:23:35,348 --> 00:23:38,493
AREN'T WE GONNA HAVE A PREACHER?
413
00:23:38,517 --> 00:23:40,083
PA IS A PREACHER.
414
00:23:41,821 --> 00:23:44,232
DO YOU, JUDD CAMPBELL,
415
00:23:44,256 --> 00:23:46,635
TAKE MY DAUGHTER,
WYNONA BRACKETT,
416
00:23:46,659 --> 00:23:48,858
TO BE YOUR LAWFUL WEDDED WIFE?
417
00:23:50,862 --> 00:23:53,308
I DO.
418
00:23:53,332 --> 00:23:55,210
AND DO YOU, WYNONA,
419
00:23:55,234 --> 00:23:59,514
TAKE THIS MAN TO BE YOUR
LAWFUL WEDDED HUSBAND?
420
00:23:59,538 --> 00:24:02,317
YOU BET I DO, PA.
421
00:24:02,341 --> 00:24:04,274
LET'S HAVE THE RING, MA.
422
00:24:07,747 --> 00:24:09,624
THANK YOU.
423
00:24:09,648 --> 00:24:12,160
IF YOU'LL PLACE THIS
RING ON WYNONA'S...
424
00:24:12,184 --> 00:24:13,628
WAIT A MINUTE, PA.
425
00:24:13,652 --> 00:24:16,097
AIN'T YOU GONNA TAKE
THESE HANDCUFFS OFF?
426
00:24:16,121 --> 00:24:18,300
HE'S MARRYING ME.
427
00:24:18,324 --> 00:24:19,634
YOU THINK HE'S GOING TO
SPEND THE REST OF HIS LIFE
428
00:24:19,658 --> 00:24:21,336
WALKING AROUND
WITH THESE THINGS ON?
429
00:24:21,360 --> 00:24:22,604
SHE'S RIGHT, PA.
430
00:24:22,628 --> 00:24:24,573
IF'N HE'S WILLING TO MARRY HER,
431
00:24:24,597 --> 00:24:26,074
IT'S THE LEAST YOU CAN DO.
432
00:24:26,098 --> 00:24:29,600
WELL, I GUESS.
433
00:24:34,507 --> 00:24:36,952
NO. I AIN'T GONNA.
434
00:24:36,976 --> 00:24:38,487
I'LL MARRY HIM TO YOU,
435
00:24:38,511 --> 00:24:39,621
BUT THAT'S AS FAR AS IT GOES.
436
00:24:39,645 --> 00:24:41,323
BUT...
437
00:24:41,347 --> 00:24:42,858
PA.
438
00:24:42,882 --> 00:24:44,993
IT'S JUST THE WAY IT IS, WYNONA.
439
00:24:45,017 --> 00:24:46,728
I'M STILL GOING TO
HAVE TO SHOOT HIM.
440
00:24:46,752 --> 00:24:49,331
HE'S A SALESMAN.
HE CAN'T BE TRUSTED.
441
00:24:49,355 --> 00:24:51,500
DAMN YOU, PA!
442
00:24:51,524 --> 00:24:53,602
IT'S MY FIRST CHANCE
OF HAPPINESS I GOT.
443
00:24:53,626 --> 00:24:55,770
AND YOU AIN'T GONNA KILL THAT.
444
00:24:55,794 --> 00:24:56,874
NO!
445
00:24:58,430 --> 00:24:59,929
PRIN-PRINCESS.
446
00:25:02,501 --> 00:25:04,046
WYNONA!
447
00:25:04,070 --> 00:25:05,702
WHAT ARE YOU DOING, WYNONA?
448
00:25:12,011 --> 00:25:13,377
WYNONA, YOU KILLED HIM!
449
00:25:16,115 --> 00:25:17,593
UNH. UHH.
450
00:25:17,617 --> 00:25:18,782
WHOA!
451
00:25:33,565 --> 00:25:36,666
LET ME GET THAT
FOR YOU, DARLIN'.
452
00:25:40,739 --> 00:25:46,343
NOW, LET'S GO GET THAT DOWRY!
453
00:26:12,938 --> 00:26:14,583
HERE'S WHERE IT IS.
454
00:26:14,607 --> 00:26:16,050
GREAT.
455
00:26:16,074 --> 00:26:18,420
OH! BY THE WAY, I HAVE A LITTLE
456
00:26:18,444 --> 00:26:20,088
WEDDING PRESENT
FOR YOU, MY LOVE.
457
00:26:20,112 --> 00:26:21,678
AH.
458
00:26:29,121 --> 00:26:30,320
UGLY BITCH.
459
00:26:36,262 --> 00:26:38,228
UHH.
460
00:26:46,505 --> 00:26:47,971
UHH.
461
00:26:58,651 --> 00:27:00,584
WHAT THE HELL?
462
00:27:06,625 --> 00:27:10,939
YOU FIND SOMETHING
DOWN THERE, YOUNG MAN?
463
00:27:10,963 --> 00:27:12,540
YOU KNOW, MA.
464
00:27:12,564 --> 00:27:14,443
THE YOUNG MAN'S RIGHT.
465
00:27:14,467 --> 00:27:19,402
THIS SURE IS A MIGHTY
NICE CEMETERY PLOT.
466
00:27:21,673 --> 00:27:23,552
BUT I... BUT...
467
00:27:23,576 --> 00:27:26,087
THE VIEW AIN'T MUCH,
468
00:27:26,111 --> 00:27:27,956
BUT I THINK HE'LL REST IN PEACE
469
00:27:27,980 --> 00:27:29,658
JUST THE SAME.
470
00:27:29,682 --> 00:27:31,147
WYNONA?
471
00:27:32,350 --> 00:27:34,718
YOU GOING TO PAY YOUR
RESPECTS OR WHAT?
472
00:27:42,261 --> 00:27:46,241
I SURE HOPE I CAN
GET THIS FAKE BLOOD
473
00:27:46,265 --> 00:27:47,809
OUT OF MY DRESS.
474
00:27:47,833 --> 00:27:50,045
OH, JUST THROW IT IN
THE NEW WASHING MACHINE
475
00:27:50,069 --> 00:27:52,435
THAT OTHER NICE
SALESMAN BROUGHT US.
476
00:27:55,707 --> 00:27:58,920
HA HA HA.
477
00:27:58,944 --> 00:28:00,521
YOU...
478
00:28:00,545 --> 00:28:02,290
YOU LIED TO ME, ALL OF YOU.
479
00:28:02,314 --> 00:28:03,525
LIED?
480
00:28:04,850 --> 00:28:08,463
NOW, THAT AIN'T A
NICE THING TO SAY.
481
00:28:08,487 --> 00:28:12,033
BESIDES, 'TWEREN'T
NO LIE AT ALL.
482
00:28:12,057 --> 00:28:14,502
NO, SIR.
483
00:28:14,526 --> 00:28:17,205
IT'S CALLED...
484
00:28:17,229 --> 00:28:20,708
HA HA HA HA...
485
00:28:20,732 --> 00:28:23,066
SALESMANSHIP!
486
00:28:27,239 --> 00:28:32,721
GOOD OLD JUDD. JUST
ANOTHER SATISFIED GHOST-IMER.
487
00:28:32,745 --> 00:28:35,023
I GUESS IT'S TRUE WHAT THEY SAY.
488
00:28:35,047 --> 00:28:39,060
THE FAMILY THAT SLAYS
TOGETHER STAYS TOGETHER.
489
00:28:39,084 --> 00:28:41,429
AHH HA HA HA HA!
490
00:28:41,453 --> 00:28:44,699
WE COME NOW TO ONE
OF MY FAVORITE ITEMS...
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THE AMAZING CRYPT
KEEPER SLASH-O-MATIC.
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IT'S MORE THAN JUST A KNIFE,
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IT PEELS, IT CUTS, MAKES
FABULOUS FRENCH FRIES.
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IT SLICES, IT DICES, IT...
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UGH.
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CAPTIONING MADE
POSSIBLE BY WARNER BROS.
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CAPTIONED BY THE NATIONAL
CAPTIONING INSTITUTE... www.ncicap.org...
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