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AH HA HA HA!
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GERONIMO!
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SO GLAD YOU COULD
DROP IN KILL SEEKERS.
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DON'T WORRY ABOUT ME
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IT ONLY HURT WHEN I
LAUGH. HA HA HA HA HA!
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BOY THAT WAS GOOD!
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IT'S EVEN BETTER
THAN HANG GLIDING.
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SOME FOLKS WOULD RATHER
KEEP THEIR FEET ON TERROR FIRMA,
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LIKE THE PEOPLE IN
TONIGHT'S PUTRID PIECE.
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THEY'RE SPENDING A
NICE QUIET WEEKEND
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IN THE WOODS GOING
HACK TO NATURE.
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HA HA HA!
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I CALL THIS FETID
FABLE CURIOSITY KILLED.
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YOU'RE TRYING TO KILL ME.
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HERE WE GO AGAIN,
ANOTHER BITCH FIT.
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LOOK AT THIS...
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RUTABAGA, BOK-CHOI,
DAIKON, TOFU,
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CELERY JUICE!
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CELERY JUICE!
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THIS ISN'T FOOD.
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IT'S A COMPOST HEAP.
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THAT'S THE BEST HEALTH
FOOD HARRY AND I COULD FIND.
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MADAM, BEHAVE YOURSELF,
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AND YOU'LL BE SURPRISED.
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THIS WASN'T A PLANNED
WEEKEND ON THE TOWN,
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AND YOU KNEW IT.
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NO, I DIDN'T KNOW THAT.
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YOU'RE GETTING OFF ON
YOUR EMOTIONAL SKYROCKET.
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YOU ARE BEING ABUSIVE.
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YOU GET ME UP HERE,
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A HUNDRED MILES
FROM CIVILIZATION...
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AND I TOLD YOU THAT'S
WHAT IT WOULD BE...
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CONTROL YOURSELF.
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YOU CONTROL YOURSELF.
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THIS IS WHAT WE GOT.
THIS IS WHAT YOU'LL EAT.
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I WANT REAL FOOD IN A
REAL RESTAURANT, AND I...
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THERE ISN'T A REAL RESTAURANT
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WITHIN A THREE-HOUR DRIVE.
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I'M IN A DAMN SWAMP
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WITH NO FOOD BUT MY LIVER.
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DON'T BITE ON THAT.
IT'S FULL OF BILE.
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CYNTHIA, I'M WARNING YOU.
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YOU PULL YOURSELF
TOGETHER, OR I SWEAR I'LL...
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YOU'LL WHAT, HUH? AAH!
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OH, THESE DAMN BUGS.
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OH, I NEVER EVER
IN MY ENTIRE LIFE
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WANTED TO GO CAMPING.
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I'M AN INDOORS GIRL.
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BUT NO.
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YOUR FRIEND HARRY WANTED
TO GO CAMPING, SO WE...
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HARRY EATS MAGGOT
BIOTIC GARBAGE,
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SO WE HAVE TO STARVE.
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YOU'RE MAKING A
SPECTACLE OF YOURSELF.
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YOU'VE GOT ME OUT HERE CAMPING.
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I'M STARVING, AND I HATE IT.
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GIVE ME THE CREDIT
CARDS AND THE KEY.
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YOU'RE NOT GOING ANYWHERE.
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THEY'RE MY CREDIT CARDS, TOO.
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AAH! STUPID DOG.
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I SHOULD HAVE HAD
YOU BOTH PUT DOWN.
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IF I HAVE TO DRIVE
MYSELF, I'M GOING HOME.
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NO, YOU WON'T.
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YES, I WILL!
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YOU WILL NOT!
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YOU'VE HAD ENOUGH CIVILIZATION!
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AAH!
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I CAN'T WATCH THAT ANYMORE.
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THE MOON'S SOON FULL.
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IT WILL BE TIME.
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I FEAR WHAT WILL HAPPEN
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IF THESE PEOPLE KEEP FIGHTING.
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THEY'VE KNOCKED EACH
OTHER ABOUT FOR 45 YEARS.
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HE'S MARRIED TO A CROCODILE.
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DOES SHE REMIND YOU OF EMMA?
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EMMA WASN'T THAT BAD.
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AND NEVER WILL BE AGAIN.
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YOU NEVER SHOULD
HAVE INVITED THEM.
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JACK SAVED MY LIFE.
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IF HE HADN'T DRAGGED
ME THROUGH A FIREFIGHT,
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I'D BE UNDER GUADALCANAL.
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I'VE ALWAYS WANTED TO REPAY HIM.
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NOW I FINALLY CAN.
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NO, NO, NO GOOD AT ALL.
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YOU KNOW WHAT?
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AS SOON AS WE GET BACK...
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I HOPE YOU'RE HOME
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WHEN THE BILLS COME
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BECAUSE I WANT
TO SEE YOUR FACE...
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WOULDN'T IT BE BETTER
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IF WE ALLOWED OURSELVES
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TO SUCCUMB TO THE BEAUTY
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OF THIS PEACEFUL PLACE?
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WHAT?
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I CAN SMELL JASMINE.
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IN THE ISLAND
WHERE MY FAMILY LIVE,
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WE HAD A GROVE LIKE THIS,
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WHERE WE'D SIT ON
THE STUMPS OF TREES
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AND LISTEN TO THE
SOUND OF SILENCE.
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I COULD DO WITH SILENCE.
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LET IT BEGIN WITH YOU.
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DIGLYCERIDES.
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DIGLYCERIDES? WHAT
THE HELL ARE THOSE?
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IT MIGHT BE PARTLY GENETIC,
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IN WHICH CASE IT'S NOT
ENTIRELY YOUR FAULT.
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YOU COULD USE MORE
YELLOW VEGETABLES
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IN YOUR DIET.
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MORE MAGGOT BIOTIC STUFF?
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LUCILLE.
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PLEASE STOP STIRRING THAT STUFF.
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IT'S MAKING ME QUITE SICK.
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THIS IS A VERY SPECIAL
MIXTURE OF HERBS.
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IT WILL DO WONDERFUL THINGS.
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NAME ONE.
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IT'S A NATURAL INSECTICIDE.
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IT REPELS WITHOUT KILLING.
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WORKS VERY WELL, I CAN SEE.
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HARRY, SORRY ABOUT
THE DISTURBANCE.
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WHAT ARE YOU
APOLOGIZING TO HIM FOR?
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HE SHOULD BE APOLOGIZING TO US.
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HE SHOULD APOLOGIZE TO ME.
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CYNTHIA, PLEASE!
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KEEP ON LIKE THIS,
YOU'LL KILL ME.
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TO KILL YOU, I
WOULDN'T USE WORDS.
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I'D DO IT LITTLE BY LITTLE.
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FIRST I'D CUT OFF YOUR DICK.
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WHAT THE HELL. YOU HAVEN'T
USED THE THING IN 20 YEARS.
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NO.
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NO, I HAVEN'T,
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HAVE I?
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SOMETIMES THAT MAN
JUST GETS THE BEST OF ME.
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DON'T DO IT, JACK. DON'T DO IT.
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SHE'S DRIVING ME CRAZY.
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I CAN'T TAKE MUCH MORE.
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BUT IF YOU WANT
TO BE PART OF THIS,
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YOU CAN'T DRINK.
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ONE DROP OF THIS, AND
EVERYTHING GOES THE WRONG WAY.
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I TRIED. I TRIED SO
DAMN HARD, HARRY.
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I CAN'T TAKE ANY MORE.
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WHEN EMMA WAS THIS
WAY, I ALMOST DROPPED HER.
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THAT'S A HELL OF AN IDEA.
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CYNTHIA AND HER LAWYERS
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WOULD BE IN ME FOR
THE REST OF MY LIFE.
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WHAT WILL YOU DO?
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WHAT DID YOU DO?
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ONE NIGHT WHEN WE WERE CAMPING
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NOT FAR FROM HERE,
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SHE WANDERED OFF
FROM THE CAMPSITE.
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WE SEARCHED FOR DAYS.
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MM-HMM.
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NEVER FOUND HER.
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WHATEVER YOU WANT TO DO TONIGHT,
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I'M BEHIND YOU.
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I JUST HEARD SOMETHING
VERY STRANGE.
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IT'S A BEAUTIFUL NIGHT.
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THE MOON WILL BE
VERY CLEAR TONIGHT.
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AND THAT IS GOOD.
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HOW DEEP DO WE HAVE TO DIG?
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NOT VERY.
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I CAN HARDLY BELIEVE MYSELF.
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I AM A MAN WHO'S
LIVED A LONG LIFE,
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A REALISTIC BUSINESSMAN
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WHO THINKS HE'S SEEN IT ALL,
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AND I'M ON MY KNEES
AT NIGHT IN A SWAMP.
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DIGGING FOR OAK.
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IT'S CALLED PAY DIRT MY FRIEND.
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I GAVE THAT MAN MY
YOUTH AND MY BEAUTY,
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AND NOW I'VE GOT
NOTHING TO SHOW FOR IT.
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WELL...
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IF THE MAN MAKES THE LIVING,
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THE WOMAN SHOULD MAKE THE LIFE,
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WORTH LIVING.
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YOU HAVE NO RIGHT
TO JUDGE ME LUCILLE.
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YOU'VE ONLY KNOWN US SIX MONTHS.
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MY GOD, IT'S DAMP, ISN'T IT?
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YEA, IT HAD TO BE.
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YOU KNOW LUCILLE KNOWS
THINGS I HAVEN'T EVEN GUESS AT.
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I'M LOOKING FORWARD
SKIN SMOOTH AND FIRM.
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DO YOU REMEMBER
WHAT THAT'S LIKE, JACK?
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OH, YOU DON'T FORGET THAT STUFF.
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IT HAD TO BE.
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WE'RE THERE.
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IT SOUNDS KIND OF
SOLID FOR BULBS.
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MY GOD.
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JACK, MEET EMMA.
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THIS BEGAN WITH A 6-INCH BLADE.
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YOU ARE A MURDERER?
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YOU GOT TWO CHOICES.
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SEE THIS THROUGH,
OR WALK OUT NOW.
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I CAN'T LET YOU WALK
OUT. YOU'RE ENTITLED.
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YOU'RE RIGHT.
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WHAT HAVE I GOT TO LOSE.
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LUCILLE SAID THESE BULBS
ARE PLANTED IN EMMA'S MOUTH.
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THEY NEED LOTS OF MOON LIGHT.
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WOULD YOU GET THAT STUMP?
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MOVE BACK. LUCILLE
SAYS THIS HAPPENS FAST.
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EMMA.
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LOOK AT THAT MOON.
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THEY'RE GOING TO KILL US!
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HARRY KILLED HIS FIRST WIFE,
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AND HE BURIED HER OUT THERE.
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THEY ARE BOTH CRAZY.
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YES. MOON MADNESS.
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ARE YOU LISTENING?
THEY'RE GOING TO KILL US.
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I SAW WHAT YOU DID OUT THERE.
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HARRY, YOU MURDERER.
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JACK...
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WHAT HAVE YOU GOTTEN US INTO?
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YOU GHOUL.
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♪ GHOULIE GHOULIE,
GHOULIE GHOULIE ♪
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♪ GHOULIE GHOULIE ♪
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♪ GHOULIE GHOUL ♪♪
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I BELIEVED YOU THEN.
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I BELIEVE YOU NOW.
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WHAT ARE THEY TALKING ABOUT?
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WHAT IS THIS FLOWER?
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JUKARUNDA,
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THE BEAUTIFUL FLOWER
OF LOVE AND LIFE.
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IF EVER IT WAS IMPORTANT
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FOR YOU TO LISTEN
TO ME, NOW IS THE TIME.
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SOMETHING INCREDIBLE
IS ABOUT TO HAPPEN.
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HAVE YOU GONE CRAZY?
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EVERY THINGS TO INSIDE
OUT AND BACKWARDS.
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♪ DIDDLE DI DI DIDDLE DI DI ♪
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♪ DIDDLE DI DIDDLE
DI DIDDLE DI DI ♪♪
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AFTER YOU, JAWS.
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NOT ON YOUR LIFE.
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HAVE IT YOUR WAY.
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HA HA HA!
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OH.
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OH, EVERYONE'S JUST GONE CRAZY.
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OHH!
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LUCILLE! LUCILLE!
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LUCILLE!
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WHAT HAVE YOU DONE TO HER?
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I HAVEN'T DONE ANYTHING.
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IS SHE GIVING US A PROBLEM?
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I THOUGHT YOU HANDLED IT.
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GET YOUR MURDEROUS HANDS OFF ME.
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NO!
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OPEN THIS DOOR, YOU HAG!
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OPEN THE DOOR!
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OH, NO!
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♪ GHOULIE GHOULIE,
GHOULIE GHOULIE ♪
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♪ GHOULIE GHOULIE ♪
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♪ GHOULIE GHOUL ♪♪
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HA HA HA!
247
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FOR THE SECOND DOSE.
248
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THANK YOU.
249
00:17:21,741 --> 00:17:23,273
HARRY, YOU LOOK BEAUTIFUL.
250
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KISS ME.
251
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AS SOON AS YOU KISS EMMA.
252
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AAH!
253
00:17:30,450 --> 00:17:32,283
WHAT'S THAT?
254
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JUST AN OLD LADY
LOST IN THE WOODS.
255
00:17:35,354 --> 00:17:37,434
WHAT DO YOU MEAN OLD?
256
00:17:39,858 --> 00:17:41,292
WHAT HAPPENED?
257
00:17:41,360 --> 00:17:42,360
I'M HAPPY.
258
00:17:42,395 --> 00:17:45,941
NOW WE CAN TELL
YOU WHY WE'RE HERE.
259
00:17:45,965 --> 00:17:47,709
LUCILLE HAS A SECRET.
260
00:17:47,733 --> 00:17:49,666
MY FATHER LEFT ME BULBS
261
00:17:49,735 --> 00:17:52,303
THAT HE BROUGHT
FROM THE ISLANDS.
262
00:17:52,371 --> 00:17:54,049
THEY HAVE SPECIAL POWERS.
263
00:17:54,073 --> 00:17:57,007
I PLANTED THEM IN EMMA
THREE MONTHS AGO.
264
00:17:57,076 --> 00:17:58,509
WE NEEDED FERTILIZER.
265
00:17:58,578 --> 00:18:00,778
THAT WAS THE ONLY WAY.
266
00:18:00,847 --> 00:18:02,725
THAT'S WHY THE FLOWERS
GREW SO QUICKLY...
267
00:18:02,749 --> 00:18:04,181
BY THE MOONLIGHT,
268
00:18:04,250 --> 00:18:06,817
ONE FLOWER FOR EACH OF US.
269
00:18:06,886 --> 00:18:08,497
LUCILLE DRANK THE SAP.
270
00:18:08,521 --> 00:18:12,923
YOUR SKIN IS SO SMOOTH.
271
00:18:12,992 --> 00:18:15,904
IT'S THE FOUNTAIN OF YOUTH.
272
00:18:15,928 --> 00:18:18,762
OH, NO, IT CAN'T BE.
THAT'S NOT POSSIBLE.
273
00:18:18,831 --> 00:18:20,364
IT'S NOT POSSIBLE.
274
00:18:20,433 --> 00:18:24,835
THAT'S WHY IT'S SO WONDERFUL.
275
00:18:24,904 --> 00:18:25,836
OH!
276
00:18:25,905 --> 00:18:27,338
AND I THOUGHT
277
00:18:27,407 --> 00:18:30,574
HARRY WAS TRYING TO KILL YOU.
278
00:18:30,643 --> 00:18:33,010
YOU HEARD LUCILLE
TAKING ONE DOSE.
279
00:18:33,079 --> 00:18:36,280
NEEDS TWO TO WORK.
BURNS GOING DOWN.
280
00:18:36,349 --> 00:18:39,783
I PROMISE YOU, THE
SECOND DOSE WILL BE EASIER.
281
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THE INSECTICIDE.
282
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♪ GHOULIE GHOULIE,
GHOULIE GHOULIE ♪
283
00:18:49,028 --> 00:18:49,960
HA HA HA!
284
00:18:50,029 --> 00:18:51,928
WHAT DO YOU THINK
285
00:18:51,997 --> 00:18:54,431
OF THE MAGGOT
BIOTIC GARBAGE NOW?
286
00:18:54,500 --> 00:18:55,832
HA HA HA!
287
00:18:55,901 --> 00:18:58,079
HARRY, JACK, YOU
LOOK INCREDIBLE.
288
00:18:58,103 --> 00:19:00,705
OH!
289
00:19:00,773 --> 00:19:03,752
NOW WE CAN BE YOUNG
AND HAPPY AGAIN.
290
00:19:03,776 --> 00:19:06,210
WHEN WE MARRIED 45 YEARS AGO,
291
00:19:06,279 --> 00:19:08,212
YOU WERE BEAUTIFUL AND SWEET.
292
00:19:08,281 --> 00:19:11,748
I'VE LOOKED FORWARD TO
THOSE DAYS AGAIN, CYNTHIA.
293
00:19:11,817 --> 00:19:13,777
OH, SO DO I, JACK.
294
00:19:13,820 --> 00:19:17,020
I WOULD LIKE A SECOND CHANCE.
295
00:19:17,089 --> 00:19:18,523
I'M SURE YOU WOULD,
296
00:19:18,591 --> 00:19:21,491
BUT I'VE DONE MY TIME WITH YOU.
297
00:19:21,560 --> 00:19:25,028
45 YEARS OF HARD LABOR.
298
00:19:25,097 --> 00:19:27,598
I WON'T DO THAT TIME AGAIN.
299
00:19:27,667 --> 00:19:29,911
WHAT ARE YOU DOING?
300
00:19:29,935 --> 00:19:30,867
I AM...
301
00:19:30,936 --> 00:19:32,981
YOU SON OF A...
302
00:19:33,005 --> 00:19:34,371
I'M LOOKING FORWARD
303
00:19:34,440 --> 00:19:36,873
TO WATCHING YOU
WITHER, OLD CRONE.
304
00:19:38,277 --> 00:19:40,021
YOU CAN'T STOP ME.
305
00:19:40,045 --> 00:19:43,605
I KNOW WHERE THE REST OF IT IS.
306
00:19:46,552 --> 00:19:48,986
SHOULD WE LET HER DRINK IT?
307
00:19:49,054 --> 00:19:50,554
WITHOUT THE JUKARUNDA JUICE,
308
00:19:50,623 --> 00:19:53,124
SHE'LL JUST GET
SICK TO HER STOMACH.
309
00:21:00,593 --> 00:21:02,793
THOSE BEAUTIFUL FLOWERS.
310
00:21:05,098 --> 00:21:08,632
OH, WILL YOU HOLD
THIS FOR ME, PLEASE?
311
00:21:10,136 --> 00:21:11,568
THIS IS FOR YOU.
312
00:21:11,637 --> 00:21:13,069
HA HA HA!
313
00:21:13,138 --> 00:21:15,806
AND THIS IS FOR YOU.
314
00:21:15,875 --> 00:21:17,708
YES, NOW...
315
00:21:18,977 --> 00:21:20,111
OOH!
316
00:21:23,683 --> 00:21:26,149
HERE'S A TOAST TO THE FUTURE.
317
00:21:26,219 --> 00:21:29,653
FOR ALL THE BASE LIES
THAT WE'VE BEEN TOLD,
318
00:21:29,722 --> 00:21:32,089
WHEN THERE'S LOVE IN OUR HEARTS,
319
00:21:32,157 --> 00:21:34,091
WE CAN NEVER GROW OLD.
320
00:21:34,159 --> 00:21:35,399
HEAR, HEAR.
321
00:21:41,167 --> 00:21:43,634
HOW DOES IT FEEL?
322
00:21:43,703 --> 00:21:45,068
HA HA HA!
323
00:21:45,137 --> 00:21:47,404
HA HA HA!
324
00:21:47,473 --> 00:21:48,406
OW!
325
00:21:48,474 --> 00:21:50,141
AAH!
326
00:21:54,914 --> 00:21:57,281
I THOUGHT I'D
IMPROVE THE RECIPE.
327
00:21:57,350 --> 00:21:59,850
I PUT IN A LITTLE VODKA.
328
00:21:59,919 --> 00:22:01,852
NO. YOU SHOULDN'T DO THAT.
329
00:22:01,921 --> 00:22:03,520
OH, BUT I DID.
330
00:22:06,158 --> 00:22:07,758
BUT ONLY AFTER SAVING
331
00:22:07,827 --> 00:22:10,761
SOME OF THE PURE
STUFF FOR MYSELF.
332
00:22:10,830 --> 00:22:11,996
LUCILLE!
333
00:22:12,064 --> 00:22:13,364
AAH!
334
00:22:20,406 --> 00:22:23,641
YOU MISERABLE BASTARD!
335
00:22:23,709 --> 00:22:25,442
I HOPE IT HURTS
336
00:22:25,511 --> 00:22:27,077
WORSE THAN IT LOOKS!
337
00:22:32,451 --> 00:22:35,919
YOU KNOW THE
VIRGINING I'M GOING TO DO.
338
00:22:35,988 --> 00:22:39,022
I'M GOING TO FIND
MYSELF A REAL MAN.
339
00:22:39,091 --> 00:22:41,192
A YOUNG ONE WITH BALLS,
340
00:22:41,260 --> 00:22:42,793
AND MONEY.
341
00:22:42,861 --> 00:22:44,828
BITCH!
342
00:22:49,235 --> 00:22:50,245
LUCILLE.
343
00:22:50,269 --> 00:22:51,601
OH! OH!
344
00:22:52,738 --> 00:22:56,507
AH! OH!
345
00:22:56,575 --> 00:23:00,711
AAH!
346
00:23:25,904 --> 00:23:29,106
OH. OH.
347
00:23:29,174 --> 00:23:30,407
HA HA!
348
00:24:06,078 --> 00:24:08,746
AAH! AAH!
349
00:24:08,814 --> 00:24:10,213
AAH! AAH!
350
00:24:14,820 --> 00:24:17,788
I'M TELLING YOU THE
CAMPSITE IS HERE SOMEWHERE.
351
00:24:17,856 --> 00:24:19,976
I DON'T CARE WHERE
THE CAMPSITE IS.
352
00:24:20,025 --> 00:24:22,660
I DON'T CARE IF WE'RE LOST
WHY DON'T WE PITCH THE TENT?
353
00:24:22,728 --> 00:24:26,697
BECAUSE THE CAMPSITE I'M
LOOKING FOR IS REALLY SPECIAL.
354
00:24:26,766 --> 00:24:29,566
YOU WON'T BELIEVE
THE VIEW AT SUNRISE.
355
00:24:30,703 --> 00:24:31,635
JESUS CHRIST.
356
00:24:31,704 --> 00:24:34,638
LOOK AT THE SIZE OF THAT RV.
357
00:24:34,707 --> 00:24:38,709
IF YOU GET THAT, YOU
MIGHT AS WELL STAY HOME.
358
00:24:38,778 --> 00:24:40,188
SHH. THEY'RE PROBABLY SLEEPING.
359
00:24:41,580 --> 00:24:44,047
OH, WHAT A CUTE DOG.
360
00:24:44,116 --> 00:24:46,149
HI, LITTLE FELLOW.
361
00:24:46,218 --> 00:24:47,396
THAT'S AN AWFUL BIG BONE
362
00:24:47,420 --> 00:24:49,920
FOR SOMEBODY SO LITTLE.
363
00:25:11,243 --> 00:25:14,244
THAT CYNTHIA'S A
REAL SHRIEKING VIOLET,
364
00:25:14,313 --> 00:25:15,724
WOULDN'T YOU SAY, KIDDIES?
365
00:25:15,748 --> 00:25:18,549
A REGULAR AFTERLIFE
OF THE PARTY.
366
00:25:18,617 --> 00:25:22,118
HA HA HA!
367
00:25:22,187 --> 00:25:25,356
DIDN'T KNOW I WAS A
BORE SCOUT, DID YOU?
368
00:25:25,424 --> 00:25:27,057
WELL, I AM.
369
00:25:27,125 --> 00:25:29,426
MY HORRORICULTURE SCARE IT BADGE
370
00:25:29,495 --> 00:25:32,095
REQUIRES ME TO
PLANT CROCKCASSES.
371
00:25:32,164 --> 00:25:35,065
HMM. A SHAME REALLY.
372
00:25:35,133 --> 00:25:38,101
I MUCH RATHER PLANT DIEBREEDS.
373
00:25:38,170 --> 00:25:40,637
HA HA HA HA HA!
374
00:25:47,779 --> 00:25:50,847
CAPTIONING MADE
POSSIBLE BY WARNER BROS.
375
00:25:50,916 --> 00:25:53,917
CAPTIONED BY THE NATIONAL
CAPTIONING INSTITUTE... www.ncicap.org...
376
00:25:56,522 --> 00:25:58,458
PUBLIC PERFORMANCE OF
CAPTIONS PROHIBITED WITHOUT
377
00:25:58,482 --> 00:26:00,202
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