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AH HA HA HA!
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NEXT TIME A BOOK A
TABLE FOR 8:00, WOLFGANG
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I EXPECT TO BE
SEATED AT 8 O'CLOCK.
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A GOOD WINE.
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NOT A GREAT WINE.
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BUT LOCALLY GROWN
THAT'S FOR SURE.
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HA HA HA HA HA.
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A PLEASANT ENOUGH BOUQUET.
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ALMOST REMINDS ME OF
A GOOD SCREAM SHERRY.
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HEE HEE HEE HEE!
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I HOPE YOU BROUGHT
YOUR APPETITE, KIDDIES,
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BECAUSE TONIGHT'S
TASTELESS TIDBIT
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IS SOMETHING I'M
SURE YOU'LL SAVOR.
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IT'S A REAL EPIGOREAN DELIGHT
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ABOUT A NICE YOUNG COUPLE
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WHO FIND THE RESTAURANT BUSINESS
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A LITTLE HARD TO SWALLOW.
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I CALL THIS ADVENTURE
IN FINE DYING
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WHAT'S COOKIN'.
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I DON'T KNOW, I DON'T KNOW.
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MAYBE WE NEED TO
EXPAND THE MENU.
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WHAT ABOUT...
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SQUID KABOB?
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THAT COULD BE INTERESTING.
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I GOT IT, I GOT IT...
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SQUID ON A STICK.
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YEAH.
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SQUID ON A STICK...
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IT'S A FINGER FOOD AND
TAKEAWAY FOOD ALL IN ONE.
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OUR TROUBLES ARE OVER.
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SQUID ON A STICK WILL
PUT US ON THE MAP.
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HONEY, IF YOU BURY
THAT THING IN MY NECK,
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YOU'LL WRECK THE BLADE.
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IT'S AN EXPENSIVE CLEAVER.
THEY DON'T MAKE 'EM ANYMORE.
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SQUID ON A STICK IS
AN EVEN STUPIDER IDEA
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THAN OWNING A RESTAURANT
THAT ONLY SERVES SQUID.
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REMEMBER WHAT THEY TOLD
COLONEL SANDERS IN 1956...
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"A CHICKEN RESTAURANT?
YOU MUST BE MAD."
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IF THAT'S MADNESS,
YOU CAN COUNT ME IN.
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HONEY, WE'LL BE
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THE BASKIN-ROBBINS OF SEAFOOD.
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I THINK
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ERMA'S ONTO SOMETHING.
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SQUID IS NICE AND ALL,
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BUT MAYBE A LITTLE
DIVERSIFICATION
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WOULD BE GOOD.
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WHO ASKED YOU, GASTON?
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YOU'RE JUST A DRIFTER.
WHAT DO YOU KNOW?
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I KNOW THIS MUCH...
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ANYBODY CAN BECOME A DRIFTER
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BY SELLING WHAT
PEOPLE DON'T WANT.
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I HAVE THIS RECIPE
FOR BARBECUE...
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BARBECUE, ANY IDIOT
CAN DO BARBECUE.
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NOT MY BARBECUE.
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I PAY YOU TO CLEAN
UP. JUST CLEAN UP, O.K.?
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HEY, PHIL.
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MORNING, FRED, ERMA.
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TOUGH NIGHT?
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TOUGH AIN'T THE WORD.
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BETWEEN THE MUGGERS
AND THE KILLERS
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I'M GETTING TO GOD
DAMN OLD FOR THIS SHIT.
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WE GOT YOUR SQUID
SANDWICH COMING RIGHT UP.
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NO OFFENSE, BUT I COULDN'T
STOMACH SQUID MCMUFFIN TODAY.
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HEY, PHIL?
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LET ME GUESS. SQUID?
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HA!
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HEY,
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I'M SORRY FOR WHAT
FRED SAID BEFORE.
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HE'S A VISIONARY.
I RESPECT THAT.
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WHAT IS A CLASSY LADY LIKE YOU
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DOING WITH A GUY LIKE HIM?
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WELL, MAYBE IT'S LIKE
YOU SAID HE'S GOT A VISION.
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YOU OUGHT TO LEAVE HIM
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AND COME LIVE WITH
ME. I'VE GOT VISION, TOO.
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WELL, THAT'S SWEET, BUT, UH...
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THANKS FOR THE OFFER.
I'LL SEE YOU TOMORROW.
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WOULD YOU LIKE ME
TO WALK YOU HOME?
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NO. I CAN TAKE CARE OF MYSELF.
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BESIDES, FRED'S GOING
TO BE HOME SOON.
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BYE.
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BYE.
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MR. CHUMLEY. HI.
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FEEL FREE TO REMIND
ME IF I'M WRONG,
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BUT LAST WEEK, DID
WE OR DID WE NOT
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HAVE A CONVERSATION
IN WHICH YOU AGREED
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YOU WOULD DELIVER
INTO MY HANDS YESTERDAY
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THE THREE MONTHS' BACK
RENT THAT YOU OWE ME?
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YES, SIR, WE DID SAY
SOMETHING ALONG THOSE LINES.
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AND WHAT DAY IS TODAY?
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IS TODAY, YESTERDAY?
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NO. TODAY IS TODAY.
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AND DO YOU KNOW HOW
I KNOW TODAY IS TODAY?
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BECAUSE IF TODAY WERE YESTERDAY.
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I'D HAVE A CHECK IN MY HANDS.
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MR. CHUMLEY
BUSINESS IS PICKING UP.
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IF YOU COULD FIND IT IN YOUR
HEART TO GIVE ME MORE TIME.
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CAN I GET YOU SOMETHING TO EAT?
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NO!
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THE ONLY THING I WANT
FROM YOU IS MY MONEY.
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I COULD WRITE A CHECK...
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BUT YOU AIN'T GOT IT.
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NO, SIR.
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I'M GOING TO BE BACK TOMORROW
WITH AN EVICTION NOTICE
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AND A NEW SET OF LOCKS.
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ONE OTHER TINY LITTLE THING...
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YOU'RE ONE LOUSY COOK.
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YOU FAT SON OF A BITCH!
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YOU CAN'T DO THAT!
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DON'T YOU GO.
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OH!
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OH, MY GOD,
MR. CHUMLEY, I'M SORRY.
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I DON'T KNOW WHAT HAPPENED.
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OH!
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MR. CHUMLEY?
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MR. CHUMLEY, ARE YOU ALL RIGHT?
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I DIDN'T MEAN IT.
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YOU'RE CRAZY!
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I'M CALLING THE COPS!
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PLEASE, YOU DON'T UNDERSTAND.
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MR. CHUMLEY!
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HOW THE OTHER HALF LIVE.
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HI.
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HI.
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BOY, YOU'RE SURE IN A GOOD MOOD.
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ARE YOU WEARING PERFUME?
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WELL, I WAS WALKING HOME
AND ALL OF SUDDEN I FELT SEXY.
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YOU'RE HOME LATE.
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WHAT KEPT YOU?
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WHAT'S THE MATTER?
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MR. CHUMLEY STOPPED
BY TODAY AFTER YOU LEFT.
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OH, NO!
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NO. IT'S NOT AS
BAD AS YOU THINK.
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REALLY, NOW LISTEN TO ME.
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YOU STILL HAVE A
LITTLE ROOM LEFT
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ON ONE OF YOUR
CREDIT CARDS, RIGHT?
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RIGHT? SO...
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WE TAKE SOME OF THAT MONEY
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AND WE BUY A WHOLE TON OF PORK.
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IT'S THE OTHER WHITE MEAT.
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OH, SHUT UP!
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FRED!
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YOU SHOULD THINK ABOUT KEEPING
US OFF THE STREET NOT IN DEBT.
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I'VE GIVEN YOU EVERYTHING I
HAVE AND NOTHING TO SHOW FOR IT.
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WELL, WHAT AM I SUPPOSE TO DO?
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I DON'T KNOW HOW TO GIVE UP.
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LOOK, IF YOU WERE
TO SAY RIGHT NOW
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THAT YOU NEVER
WANTED TO SEE ME AGAIN,
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I'D UNDERSTAND.
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ALL I CAN SAY IS...
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I'M SORRY.
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YOU'RE NOT GOING TO
GET RID OF ME THAT EASILY.
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I MARRIED YOU FOR
RICHER OR FOR POORER.
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BESIDES, YOU OWE ME
A SHIT LOAD OF MONEY.
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I THINK I'M GOING TO CRY.
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I'LL MAKE US SOME COFFEE.
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THERE'S NO POINT IN
DOING THAT, GASTON.
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WE'RE BEING EVICTED.
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FRED 'N' ERMA'S IS HISTORY.
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THIS IS TERRIBLE.
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HEY, PHIL.
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WHAT A NIGHT.
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I'M SO DAMN HUNGRY,
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I COULD ACTUALLY
EAT A SQUID SANDWICH.
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WE'RE ONLY SERVING COFFEE TODAY.
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DON'T YOU HAVE ANY
EGGS OR SOMETHING?
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WE MAY HAVE A COUPLE LEFT.
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AND STEAKS?
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STEAK AND EGGS SOUNDS GREAT.
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UH,
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I DIDN'T WANT TO SAY ANYTHING.
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I THOUGHT YOU'D SAY NOT TO.
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YOU KNOW THAT BARBECUE
IDEA I WAS TALKING ABOUT?
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WELL, I TOOK THE INITIATIVE
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AND SPOKE WITH THIS SUPPLIER
WHO GAVE ME A GOOD DEAL.
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I HOPE YOU'RE NOT ANGRY WITH ME.
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I AIN'T ANGRY, I'M STARVED.
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GRILL THAT BABY.
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I HOPE YOU LIKE IT, OFFICER.
IT'S SPECIALLY CURED.
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IT'S AN OLD FAMILY RECIPE.
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GOD, THAT SMELLS GOOD.
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EVEN THE COFFEE TASTES BETTER.
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HEY, FRED?
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YOUR LANDLORD'S
NAMED CHUMLEY, RIGHT?
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UH-HUH. WHY?
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WE FOUND HIS CAR
AND HIS EMPTY WALLET.
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WHAT HAPPENED?
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DON'T KNOW. LOOKED LIKE A
HELL OF A STRUGGLE, THOUGH...
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BLOOD ALL OVER THE PLACE.
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BLOOD? IS HE DEAD?
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DON'T KNOW.
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THERE WAS NO BODY.
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WE ONLY KNOW HE
NEVER MADE IT HOME.
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JUDGING FROM THE CAR,
IF HE'S WALKING AROUND,
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IT'S A MIRACLE.
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DON'T OVERCOOK THAT,
ERMA. I LIKE IT RARE.
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WHATEVER'S COOKING ON
THAT GRILL SMELLS INCREDIBLE.
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THROW ONE ON FOR ME.
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MAKE THAT TWO.
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LADIES...
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HERE YOU GO.
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GASTON, CAN I HAVE A
WORD WITH YOU, PLEASE?
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THAT'S MR. CHUMLEY'S
HANDKERCHIEF.
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WHERE DID YOU GET IT?
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HE GAVE IT TO ME.
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YOU'RE LYING.
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I CAN'T BELIEVE YOU.
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I DO YOU A FAVOR,
AND YOU CALL ME A LIAR.
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THERE'S YOUR STEAK.
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HOPE YOU LIKE IT.
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MMM. THAT'S INCREDIBLE.
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I CAN'T BELIEVE WHAT YOU
SAID ABOUT MR. CHUMLEY.
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THIS CITY'S TURNING
INTO A SEWER.
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I'LL TELL YOU, MAKES EARLY
RETIREMENT LOOK BETTER AND BETTER.
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IF ONLY I COULD FIND SOMETHING
ELSE TO DO WITH MYSELF.
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MMM.
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THROW ONE ON FOR ME.
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HEY, GASTON...
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IS THIS ALL THE STEAK THERE IS?
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NO. THERE'S MORE IN THE FREEZER.
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COULD YOU BRING SOME OUT FRONT?
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SURE THING.
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I'M SORRY, GASTON.
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I DON'T MEAN TO ACCUSE
YOU OF ANYTHING.
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IT'S O.K., MAN. I UNDERSTAND.
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HEY, GASTON, WE
GOT PEOPLE WAITING.
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FRED, WILL YOU HOLD
THIS DOOR OPEN?
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YEAH. SURE.
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YOU KILLED MR. CHUMLEY!
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GEE, FRED, YOU MAKE
IT SOUND SO UGLY.
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YOU KILLED MR. CHUMLEY!
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YES. O.K., I KILLED HIM.
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JUST HOLD THAT DOOR OPEN.
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GASTON, FRED, WHERE ARE YOU?
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WE'VE GOT CUSTOMERS!
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HE'LL BE RIGHT OUT THERE, ERMA.
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FRED, GET A GRIP.
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IT'S A DOG EAT DOG
WORLD OUT THERE.
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00:14:53,526 --> 00:14:56,594
AND WE'RE ALL JUST
DIFFERENT FLAVORS OF ALPO.
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HEY, DON'T KEEP THE DOOR
OPEN LONG HE'LL SPOIL.
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OH, I DON'T KNOW WHAT THE
RECIPE IS, BUT THAT BRILLIANT.
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00:15:36,469 --> 00:15:38,035
THANK YOU.
242
00:15:42,642 --> 00:15:44,509
WE MUST HAVE MADE $1,500 TODAY.
243
00:15:44,577 --> 00:15:45,710
OH, WOW.
244
00:15:45,779 --> 00:15:49,280
SO THIS IS WHAT THE
RESTAURANT BUSINESS IS LIKE.
245
00:15:49,349 --> 00:15:50,349
WHAT'S WRONG?
246
00:15:50,383 --> 00:15:53,217
WELL, YOU KNOW, IT'S JUST...
247
00:15:55,288 --> 00:15:57,288
YOU DON'T LIKE MAKING MONEY?
248
00:15:57,357 --> 00:15:58,834
GASTON, YOU'RE A GENIUS.
249
00:15:58,858 --> 00:16:00,725
HOW'D A GUY LIKE YOU
250
00:16:00,794 --> 00:16:03,093
EVER END UP ON THE STREETS?
251
00:16:03,162 --> 00:16:07,231
YOU KNOW HOW IT
IS... A RUN OF BAD LUCK.
252
00:16:07,300 --> 00:16:10,346
I'M GETTING SOME STEAKS
OUT OF THE FREEZER.
253
00:16:10,370 --> 00:16:12,670
NO, NO. UM, I'LL DO IT.
254
00:16:12,739 --> 00:16:16,507
WHY DON'T YOU PUT THE
CHAIRS ON THE TABLE?
255
00:16:36,930 --> 00:16:39,464
YOU AND ME GOT TO TALK.
256
00:16:39,532 --> 00:16:42,700
YEAH, YOU'RE DAMN
RIGHT WE GOT TO TALK.
257
00:16:42,769 --> 00:16:44,769
THIS HAS GOT TO... STOP.
258
00:16:44,838 --> 00:16:46,337
I'M GOING TO CALL THE COPS.
259
00:16:46,406 --> 00:16:49,473
AND WHAT WILL YOU SAY, FRED?
260
00:16:49,542 --> 00:16:52,054
I KILLED YOUR LANDLORD
BECAUSE YOU OWED HIM MONEY?
261
00:16:52,078 --> 00:16:54,812
THERE'S NOT MUCH MOTIVE IN THAT.
262
00:16:54,880 --> 00:16:58,315
BESIDES, YOU'RE THE ONE
WHO CUT HIM LAST NIGHT.
263
00:17:00,319 --> 00:17:01,618
THERE WERE WITNESSES...
264
00:17:01,687 --> 00:17:04,821
THOSE GUYS THAT
LIVE ON THE STREET.
265
00:17:04,890 --> 00:17:07,758
I WASN'T EVEN THE
ONE THAT COOKED HIM.
266
00:17:07,827 --> 00:17:09,727
YOUR WIFE DID THAT.
267
00:17:11,397 --> 00:17:15,265
SO, YOU'RE GOING TO
KEEP YOUR MOUTH SHUT...
268
00:17:16,569 --> 00:17:18,602
AREN'T YOU... PARTNER?
269
00:17:21,107 --> 00:17:22,039
PARTNER?
270
00:17:22,108 --> 00:17:23,040
50-50.
271
00:17:23,109 --> 00:17:25,376
THAT SOUNDS FAIR TO ME.
272
00:17:25,444 --> 00:17:26,944
I SUPPLY THE MEAT.
273
00:17:27,013 --> 00:17:29,280
ALL YOU DO IS COOK IT
274
00:17:29,349 --> 00:17:31,281
HOWEVER MANY WAYS YOU WANT.
275
00:17:32,418 --> 00:17:34,451
I'VE GOT A LITTLE SURPRISE.
276
00:17:36,589 --> 00:17:37,955
I'VE BEEN SAVING THIS
277
00:17:38,024 --> 00:17:40,958
FOR THE DAY WE HAD
SOMETHING TO CELEBRATE.
278
00:17:41,027 --> 00:17:42,527
I'D ALMOST GIVEN UP.
279
00:17:42,595 --> 00:17:44,962
I'LL PUT IT ON SOME ICE.
280
00:17:45,031 --> 00:17:46,531
NO! UH, NO.
281
00:17:46,599 --> 00:17:49,066
MMM, HONEY, UM,
I'M REALLY TIRED.
282
00:17:49,135 --> 00:17:50,968
WE'VE BEEN HERE ALL DAY.
283
00:17:51,037 --> 00:17:54,038
WHY DON'T WE GO OUT
AND CELEBRATE, O.K.?
284
00:17:54,106 --> 00:17:56,473
FRED, WHAT'S THE
MATTER WITH YOU?
285
00:17:56,543 --> 00:17:58,475
MAYBE HE HAD A VISION.
286
00:18:43,389 --> 00:18:47,925
FRED, DICK SWARTSBURG,
JUST ORDERED SECONDS.
287
00:18:49,929 --> 00:18:51,840
HE'S THE RESTAURANT
CRITIC FOR THE DAILY BUGLE.
288
00:18:51,864 --> 00:18:53,675
DO YOU KNOW WHAT THAT MEANS?
289
00:18:53,699 --> 00:18:55,166
IT MEANS WE'RE A HIT.
290
00:18:55,235 --> 00:18:56,700
IT MEANS HE LOVES US.
291
00:18:56,769 --> 00:18:58,569
REALLY.
292
00:18:58,638 --> 00:19:01,739
YOU SEE, FRED, IT'S
YOUR DREAM COME TRUE.
293
00:19:01,807 --> 00:19:06,110
WE ARE ALL GOING
TO BE FILTHY RICH.
294
00:19:06,179 --> 00:19:08,845
YEAH, I... GUESS WE ARE.
295
00:19:25,798 --> 00:19:26,998
MMM.
296
00:19:27,066 --> 00:19:29,433
HEY, YOU KNOW, THAT'S NOT BAD.
297
00:19:30,936 --> 00:19:33,537
MMM. THAT IS ACTUALLY DAMN GOOD.
298
00:19:34,974 --> 00:19:38,775
MMM! YES! YES! WE
ARE GOING TO BE RICH!
299
00:19:54,460 --> 00:19:58,028
HERE YOU GO, RARE AND
JUICY LIKE YOU ORDERED.
300
00:19:58,097 --> 00:19:59,029
THANK YOU.
301
00:19:59,098 --> 00:20:01,532
PHIL, HOW YOU DOING? THE USUAL?
302
00:20:01,601 --> 00:20:06,036
MY WIFE WANTS TO KNOW
WHY I NEVER EAT AT HOME.
303
00:20:06,105 --> 00:20:09,340
IF SHE COOKED LIKE YOU
GUYS, I'D NEVER LEAVE.
304
00:20:13,112 --> 00:20:16,046
HEY, WE GOT A BREAK
ON YOUR LANDLORD.
305
00:20:16,115 --> 00:20:17,381
THERE WAS THIS METAL
306
00:20:17,450 --> 00:20:20,050
IN THE BLOOD SAMPLE WE TOOK...
307
00:20:20,119 --> 00:20:22,119
A VERY UNUSUAL ALLOY.
308
00:20:22,187 --> 00:20:26,224
IT CAME FROM A KNIFE
BRAND NOT MADE ANYMORE.
309
00:20:26,292 --> 00:20:27,958
WE'RE CHECKING THE
COMPANY'S RECORDS,
310
00:20:28,027 --> 00:20:29,527
SEE WHO BOUGHT IT.
311
00:20:29,596 --> 00:20:32,563
WE'LL I.D. THE
KILLER ANY DAY NOW.
312
00:20:36,702 --> 00:20:40,570
55, 56, 57.
313
00:20:40,639 --> 00:20:44,041
$7,857.
314
00:20:44,110 --> 00:20:47,144
WE'D BETTER START
THINKING ABOUT EXPANDING.
315
00:20:47,213 --> 00:20:49,579
I'VE GOT TO GO TELL FRED.
316
00:21:04,997 --> 00:21:09,266
ALMOST $8,000.
317
00:21:09,335 --> 00:21:13,103
HA HA HA! THAT IS
OUR BEST DAY YET.
318
00:21:15,774 --> 00:21:17,174
WHAT'S EATING YOU?
319
00:21:17,243 --> 00:21:19,677
DON'T SAY THAT, YOU HEAR ME?
320
00:21:19,745 --> 00:21:21,178
DON'T SAY THAT!
321
00:21:21,247 --> 00:21:23,113
I DON'T GET YOU. I...
322
00:21:24,750 --> 00:21:26,183
I'M GOING HOME.
323
00:21:40,266 --> 00:21:43,000
PAL, YOU'RE OVERREACTING.
324
00:21:43,069 --> 00:21:45,202
YOU HEARD WHAT PHIL SAID.
325
00:21:45,270 --> 00:21:46,770
WE'VE HAD IT!
326
00:21:46,839 --> 00:21:49,473
MAYBE WE'LL PUT
PHIL ON THE MENU.
327
00:21:49,542 --> 00:21:51,942
HE'S A COP, FOR CHRIST'S SAKE!
328
00:21:52,011 --> 00:21:54,812
WHY DON'T YOU GO
HOME? I'LL CLEAN UP.
329
00:21:54,880 --> 00:21:57,380
NO! I GOT TO THINK.
330
00:21:57,449 --> 00:21:59,083
SUIT YOURSELF.
331
00:22:00,319 --> 00:22:02,752
THERE'S GOT TO BE
A WAY OUT OF THIS.
332
00:22:02,821 --> 00:22:04,020
SEE YOU TOMORROW.
333
00:22:14,200 --> 00:22:16,567
I DIDN'T MEAN TO FRIGHTEN YOU.
334
00:22:16,635 --> 00:22:19,002
CAN I COME IN FOR A MINUTE?
335
00:22:19,071 --> 00:22:20,137
WHY?
336
00:22:20,206 --> 00:22:21,572
I'M WORRIED ABOUT FRED.
337
00:22:24,477 --> 00:22:27,144
WELL, THAT MAKES TWO OF US.
338
00:22:27,213 --> 00:22:29,057
I DON'T KNOW WHAT'S WRONG.
339
00:22:29,081 --> 00:22:30,815
I DO.
340
00:22:30,883 --> 00:22:32,917
HE'S FEELING GUILTY.
341
00:22:32,985 --> 00:22:35,052
ERMA...
342
00:22:35,121 --> 00:22:37,822
I DON'T KNOW HOW
TO TELL YOU THIS.
343
00:22:37,890 --> 00:22:39,056
IT'S FRED.
344
00:22:39,124 --> 00:22:41,525
HE'S BEEN KILLING PEOPLE.
345
00:22:43,062 --> 00:22:44,594
WHAT?
346
00:22:44,663 --> 00:22:46,730
IT'S TOO HORRIBLE.
347
00:22:46,799 --> 00:22:48,866
THIS WHOLE SECRET RECIPE THING,
348
00:22:48,935 --> 00:22:51,368
IT'S FRED'S IDEA. IT'S NOT MINE.
349
00:22:51,437 --> 00:22:53,570
ARE... ARE YOU TELLING ME
350
00:22:53,639 --> 00:22:55,439
THAT WE'VE BEEN...
351
00:22:55,507 --> 00:22:58,241
THAT'S WHY HE STAYS
LATE AT THE RESTAURANT.
352
00:22:58,310 --> 00:23:01,144
I SAW HIM WHEN HE
KILLED MR. CHUMLEY.
353
00:23:01,213 --> 00:23:03,714
I PROMISED TO KEEP HIS SECRET,
354
00:23:03,783 --> 00:23:05,516
BUT I'M SCARED FOR HIM.
355
00:23:05,585 --> 00:23:08,619
HE KNOWS THE COPS ARE ONTO HIM.
356
00:23:08,688 --> 00:23:12,022
HE SAID HE'D KILL HIMSELF.
HE TOOK YOUR GUN.
357
00:23:12,091 --> 00:23:13,857
OH, NO.
358
00:23:16,529 --> 00:23:18,094
OH, MY GOD!
359
00:23:18,164 --> 00:23:21,031
I'LL GO BACK TO
TRY AND STOP HIM.
360
00:23:21,099 --> 00:23:24,601
YOU CALL FARLEY AND
TELL HIM TO HURRY THERE.
361
00:23:24,670 --> 00:23:27,037
ERMA, IT'S GOING TO BE O.K.
362
00:23:38,617 --> 00:23:40,717
FRED? YOU HERE?
363
00:23:42,120 --> 00:23:44,054
BACK HERE, GASTON.
364
00:24:02,641 --> 00:24:03,641
AAH!
365
00:24:10,382 --> 00:24:11,582
AAH!
366
00:24:14,219 --> 00:24:17,087
AS USUAL, WE'LL
DO THINGS MY WAY.
367
00:24:17,155 --> 00:24:20,991
I SAY YOU'RE GOING TO BLOW
YOUR FREAKING BRAINS OUT.
368
00:24:26,765 --> 00:24:30,533
MURDER-SUICIDE
PLAYS MUCH BETTER...
369
00:24:30,603 --> 00:24:34,237
THE DISTRAUGHT COUPLE,
THE COPS CLOSING IN.
370
00:24:34,306 --> 00:24:37,307
THEY WERE ARGUING,
OFFICER, WHEN I GOT HERE.
371
00:24:37,375 --> 00:24:38,809
IT WAS HORRIBLE.
372
00:24:40,846 --> 00:24:42,913
SHE PICKED UP A
CLEAVER, AND HE FIRED.
373
00:24:45,851 --> 00:24:47,117
GOD!
374
00:24:50,856 --> 00:24:55,292
YOU SAID THAT FRED WAS GOING
TO KILL HIMSELF USING MY GUN.
375
00:24:55,360 --> 00:24:58,929
FRED KNOWS I NEVER
PUT BULLETS IN MY GUN.
376
00:24:58,998 --> 00:25:01,298
NOPE, NEVER. I WON'T LET HER.
377
00:25:01,366 --> 00:25:02,800
THANKS FOR THE CALL.
378
00:25:02,868 --> 00:25:06,870
NOW, WHAT ARE WE
GOING TO DO WITH HIM?
379
00:25:06,939 --> 00:25:09,807
I DON'T KNOW. HE
HAS A BIG MOUTH.
380
00:25:09,875 --> 00:25:11,308
I SAY HE DIES.
381
00:25:12,878 --> 00:25:14,377
OFFICER!
382
00:25:14,446 --> 00:25:17,815
OFFICER! OFFICER!
THANK GOD YOU MADE IT.
383
00:25:17,883 --> 00:25:19,783
HERE ARE THE KILLERS.
384
00:25:19,851 --> 00:25:22,352
THEY KILLED CHUMLEY,
385
00:25:22,421 --> 00:25:24,187
AND WHO KNOWS WHO ELSE?
386
00:25:24,256 --> 00:25:28,625
YEAH, YEAH, WHAT
TO DO, WHAT TO DO?
387
00:25:28,694 --> 00:25:30,127
WHAT DO YOU MEAN?
388
00:25:30,196 --> 00:25:31,128
ARREST THEM!
389
00:25:31,197 --> 00:25:32,429
I COULD,
390
00:25:32,498 --> 00:25:34,731
BUT, YOU SEE...
391
00:25:34,800 --> 00:25:36,299
I'VE DEVELOPED THIS TASTE.
392
00:25:36,368 --> 00:25:37,834
WHAT?
393
00:25:37,903 --> 00:25:40,837
AND THIS WOULD SOLVE MY
EARLY RETIREMENT PROBLEM...
394
00:25:40,906 --> 00:25:43,740
SOMETHING TO DO WITH MYSELF.
395
00:25:43,809 --> 00:25:47,177
FARLEY'S FLAME-BROILED
SOUND O.K. TO YOU GUYS?
396
00:25:47,246 --> 00:25:49,847
SOUNDS PRETTY GOOD TO ME, PHIL.
397
00:25:49,916 --> 00:25:51,849
WHAT DO YOU THINK, ERMA?
398
00:25:51,918 --> 00:25:53,851
I THINK IT SOUNDS
399
00:25:53,920 --> 00:25:56,520
DOWNRIGHT MOUTH-WATERING, FRED.
400
00:25:56,589 --> 00:25:58,489
THEN FIRE IT UP.
401
00:25:58,557 --> 00:26:01,325
I'M STARVING.
402
00:26:01,393 --> 00:26:02,792
IT'S ALREADY HOT.
403
00:26:02,861 --> 00:26:04,628
NO! NO! NO! NO!
404
00:26:24,483 --> 00:26:29,419
I SUPPOSE IT'S A LITTLE TOO
LATE FOR GASTON TO SAVE FACE.
405
00:26:29,488 --> 00:26:32,556
TALK ABOUT A FLESH IN THE PAN!
406
00:26:34,627 --> 00:26:36,426
I GUESS THAT'S WHAT HAPPENS
407
00:26:36,495 --> 00:26:39,563
WHEN YOU BUTCHER MONEY
WHERE YOUR MOUTH IS.
408
00:26:43,202 --> 00:26:47,771
AS FOR ME, KIDDIES, I
SAY IT'S TIME FOR TAPS.
409
00:26:50,643 --> 00:26:51,942
MMM.
410
00:26:52,011 --> 00:26:57,081
TILL NEXT TIME,
RESTAURATEUR IN PEACE.
411
00:27:03,455 --> 00:27:06,523
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POSSIBLE BY WARNER BROS.
412
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CAPTIONED BY THE NATIONAL
CAPTIONING INSTITUTE... www.ncicap.org...
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00:27:11,864 --> 00:27:13,800
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CAPTIONS PROHIBITED WITHOUT
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