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What... What is his nam?
It's driving me crazy.
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You know, I wanna say Wayne
or, like, Phil or somet.
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Just forget about it.
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Oh! Boo-Boo!
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That was Yogi Bear's
little buddy!
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Oh!
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Hey.
Hey, how was the doctor
appointment?
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It was good.
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Yeah, all systems go.
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Hey, did you guys
find out the sex?
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Of Brenda?
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We think girl.
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No, the doctor knows,
but Audrey wouldn't
let him tell us.
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I want it to
be a surprise.
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The whole thing's
gonna be a surprise.
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Like we have any idea
how to take care
of a child.
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We don't even know
what happened to our ca.
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Oh, I just had an idea.
I will throw you
a baby shower.
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Oh, that's so sweet.
You don't have to
do that.
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You know, Jen,
you really don't have t.
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Hey, Jeff,
she obviously wants to.
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Don't be rude.
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Come on, it'll be fun.
Everybody loves
a baby shower.
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Yeah, so fun.
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Uh, honey...
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Throwing parties
isn't really your thing.
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That's not true.
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Remember
the spa-themed shower
you threw for Megan?
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It was a minor
fungal outbreak.
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Oh... Ah!
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Did you just
unbutton your pants?
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I did.
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Is it really
necessary?
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Well, I wanna
prevent my button
from popping off
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and boring
through Brenda's skull.
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♪ How many ways
to say I love you?
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♪ How many ways
to say that I'm not sc?
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♪ With you by my side
There is no denying
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♪ I can't wait
for me and you ♪
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(GROANS)
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Sir...
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Have you had a chance
to take a look
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at my proposal for the
new children's hospital?
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(GROANING) I have not.
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And that goofy voice
of yours
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is like an ax
hacking away at my skul.
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Late night?
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Welcoming the women of
New York to rock bottom?
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(GROANS)
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It's been a week
since I've rocked
any bottom.
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It's been a rough winter
for the old Russell mus.
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(CLICKS PEN)
Disgusting, sir.
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But things
are looking up.
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I went online and
found a new happy hour
I haven't hit yet.
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Which way is Delaware?
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Sir, before you cross
into that tiny state,
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with your
big-city viruses...
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Might I suggest
that perhaps you're
trying too hard?
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How do you figure?
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Well, when Simon Cumberbash,
the sublime batsman from
our county side,
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00:03:07,729 --> 00:03:09,648
suffered a significant
slump in form during
our push for the title,
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do you know
what the selectors did?
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What are you saying?
Are you having a seizur?
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I'm talking about
an elite cricketer
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who was taken out
of the game
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because he was
playing horribly.
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He was trying too hard
so he needed a breather.
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But after being left
out of the side for
a few games,
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he returned
and inspired the team
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to the first-class
championship.
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Ah, that's classic
Cumberbash.
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So what's your point?
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My point is, sir,
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that I think you would
greatly benefit from
taking a break
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and focusing on things
other than women.
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Hmm. Timmy,
could we go one full day
without you hitting on ?
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Look, your efforts
haven't been successful,
anyway.
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For one week,
just one week, I'm sure
there are some hobbies
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you could funnel
your energies into.
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I don't know, maybe.
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00:04:02,910 --> 00:04:03,493
Just think, sir,
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of all the girls who
will turn 18 next week.
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True.
Hmm.
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00:04:12,794 --> 00:04:14,713
Think about
all the other girls
who'll be turning 30.
85
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Hey, Aud, definitely
register for this.
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I like this.
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Jeff, look.
Check it out, ready?
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(HUMS SONG)
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Whoo, baby down!
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Oh, I see you found
one of our nursing pill.
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They can be such a help
in positioning the baby
for a bottle or a breas.
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Sorry, bottle or what?
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Breast.
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(STIFLES LAUGH)
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Made her say it twice.
(LAUGHS)
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What are you,
five months along?
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Oh, uh, five and a half,
actually.
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Oh, such an exciting ti.
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00:05:04,805 --> 00:05:06,389
Yeah, only to be topped
with the excitement
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00:05:06,431 --> 00:05:07,849
of it actually
coming out of me.
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00:05:09,726 --> 00:05:11,103
Is this the first one
for you and your husban?
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My husband?
Ew, gross, no...
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Hi, I'm Audrey,
I'm the mommy.
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That little person
in there is mine, actua.
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And that guy
is my husband.
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She said proudly.
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Jeez.
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Oh, shoot, I gotta
get back to the office.
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Okay, look,
give me your list
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and we will
finish registering
for everything for you.
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Eh, all right, okay.
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I mean, you certainly
look more the part
than I do.
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Look, it's not a big de.
We got this, right, Jef?
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We've got it,
you're in good hands.
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Okay, thanks.
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Let's get out of here.
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No.
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Here, you find the stuf,
I am gonna try on some
maternity jeans.
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00:05:54,313 --> 00:05:55,647
Maternity jeans?
Sounds like a scam.
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No, it's not a scam.
See, they stretch.
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To accommodate
my growing belly.
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Excuse me.
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Got these in a size 40?
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(WHISTLES)
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Sir?
(LAUGHS)
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What are you
doing in so early?
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Well, I'm energized.
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I took your advice,
I decided to give up
the ladies for a bit.
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Oh, well, that's bad nes
for anyone selling
pepper spray.
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(CHUCKLES)
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So, how was your first
evening sans skanks?
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(LAUGHS)
Well, you know how it i.
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We move on boats
against the current
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borne back ceaselessly
into the past.
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Sir, are you quoting
from The Great Gatsby?
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(SURPRISED LAUGH)
I guess I am.
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Last night I got
my F. Scott on.
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Well, would you
look at that?
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One evening not focused
on women
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and you read
a classic American nove.
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You're already a bettern
than you were yesterday.
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Huh, and I feel
better, too.
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00:07:01,922 --> 00:07:02,839
Hmm.
Oh, almost forgot.
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00:07:04,091 --> 00:07:05,759
Hey, I whipped this up
last night after readin.
145
00:07:05,800 --> 00:07:06,343
Care for one?
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00:07:06,718 --> 00:07:07,594
Baklava?
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00:07:10,138 --> 00:07:11,598
The Mount Everest
of pastry-making?
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(EATS BAKLAVA)
Huh?
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Heavenly, sir.
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What on earth possessed
you to make this?
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What, I'm gonna
make moussaka and
not have any baklava?
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What am I, an animal?
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Oh, you sure do
like those new jeans.
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You've worn 'em
like every day this wee.
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They're very special
to me.
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You finish all that bac,
you won't be able
to fit into them anymor.
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I'm not worried
about that.
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Oh, hello,
you didn't tell me
new baby presents arriv.
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Yeah, why can't
all that stuff go
straight to Brenda?
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Because Brenda's
not the mother.
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I am...
You know that, right?
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00:08:07,237 --> 00:08:08,238
The baby's gonna
grow up here.
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I do, that's why
I'm gonna start
labeling my food.
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Okay, I'm off to the san
to get pretty for my pa.
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You really gotta
get all dolled up
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for a party
Jen's throwing?
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00:08:24,421 --> 00:08:28,383
Why don't you just
wear shoes that you
can play beer pong in?
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00:08:28,425 --> 00:08:29,717
Look, I know
she's had some really
crappy parties before,
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but I think she's
excited about this.
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I think she's really
gonna step up.
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All right, I'm headed
to the movies.
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Have a great baby showe.
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Oh, crap,
that's today?
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Look, it's on
the invitation
you sent out.
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The party's today.
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Oh, my God, I put the
wrong date on these.
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Everything's set up
for next week.
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Man, you are in a pickl.
Later, gator.
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00:09:01,458 --> 00:09:02,917
No, you can't leave!
You have to help me.
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00:09:02,959 --> 00:09:04,127
I have no food, no favo,
no decorations.
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00:09:05,504 --> 00:09:07,005
Oh, come on, honey,
I was on my way
to the movies,
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00:09:07,047 --> 00:09:09,090
now I have to
help you plan
a baby shower?
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00:09:09,132 --> 00:09:10,884
God, how much
more of a dump
can a Saturday take?
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(KNOCKING ON DOOR)
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00:09:13,053 --> 00:09:14,637
Oh, my God!
Somebody's already here.
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45 minutes early?
Get them out of here!
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(SIGHS)
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00:09:21,436 --> 00:09:22,479
Howdy, neighbor.
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Say, I'm dirty,
I sure could use a show.
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00:09:27,859 --> 00:09:28,693
Hey... Liz.
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Yeah, look, well,
we're not quite
ready yet, so...
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Oh, I'll say.
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00:09:33,740 --> 00:09:35,033
Well, I brought
something for the baby
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and I brought my baby.
(CHUCKLES)
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Uh, what am I
looking at?
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00:09:42,623 --> 00:09:43,500
It's Cornelius, silly.
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00:09:44,625 --> 00:09:46,169
No one recognizes him
with his haircut.
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00:09:47,379 --> 00:09:48,338
Okay, uh, well,
like I said,
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um, we have
a bit more to do.
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00:09:51,091 --> 00:09:53,218
So, maybe come back
in like 45?
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Uh, that's perfect
because Corny needs
a diaper change.
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00:09:57,764 --> 00:09:59,224
And it gives me time to
wrap this carrier back p
for Audrey.
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00:10:05,230 --> 00:10:07,357
Oh, hey, hey,
Jeff, Jeff,
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00:10:07,399 --> 00:10:08,400
you guys mind
if I borrow a couple
of things from you guys?
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00:10:08,442 --> 00:10:09,526
Yeah, sure.
What do you need?
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00:10:09,568 --> 00:10:10,860
Uh, napkins, plates,
chairs, food.
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00:10:12,571 --> 00:10:14,030
Oh, right, Jen's
hosting that party.
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00:10:14,448 --> 00:10:15,240
Go nuts.
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00:10:16,575 --> 00:10:18,285
Oh, and do you guys have
a pinata shaped like a baby?
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00:10:21,121 --> 00:10:22,497
I don't know,
check the pinata cabine.
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00:10:24,374 --> 00:10:25,250
And, uh, help yourself.
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Thank you.
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00:10:31,089 --> 00:10:31,881
(RUSSELL PLAYING VIOLIN)
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00:10:48,398 --> 00:10:49,524
Oh, hey, Tim,
I didn't see you there.
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00:10:53,361 --> 00:10:55,196
That was absolutely
otherworldly, sir.
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00:10:56,114 --> 00:10:57,491
Oh, yeah...
I'm little rusty.
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00:11:01,077 --> 00:11:02,745
On the contrary,
you sounded wonderful.
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00:11:03,121 --> 00:11:03,746
Oh, no,
219
00:11:05,332 --> 00:11:06,374
I'm sorry, I meant,
I'm Little Rusty.
220
00:11:07,667 --> 00:11:09,252
That was my stage name
when I was a child prod.
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00:11:11,963 --> 00:11:13,590
Here I thought
your only musical talent
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00:11:14,508 --> 00:11:16,050
was mastery
of the chest bongos.
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00:11:16,635 --> 00:11:17,552
(CHUCKLES) Well...
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00:11:19,262 --> 00:11:20,555
Those days
are in the past, Tim.
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00:11:22,765 --> 00:11:26,269
These days I've been
keeping my plate full
with other fun projects.
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00:11:26,311 --> 00:11:27,604
This is a play I've wrin
and I'm hoping to put u.
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00:11:28,563 --> 00:11:29,481
You know,
off Broadway, of course.
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00:11:32,400 --> 00:11:33,360
My goodness.
229
00:11:36,154 --> 00:11:39,907
Yeah, it's no Eugene O'Neil,
but I'll give Tom Stoppd
a run for his money, hu?
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00:11:39,949 --> 00:11:41,242
Oh, and I looked at this
big chunk of mahogany,
231
00:11:42,243 --> 00:11:43,411
and I saw this guy
trying to get out.
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00:11:47,874 --> 00:11:49,125
Is it for the Binghams'
baby-to-be, sir?
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00:11:51,919 --> 00:11:52,920
Uh, yeah sure.
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00:11:55,590 --> 00:11:56,924
Mr. Dunbar,
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00:11:58,801 --> 00:12:01,054
it truly is amazing what
you can accomplish witht
the distraction of wome.
236
00:12:03,640 --> 00:12:05,766
Might you consider, sir,
focusing your now-clear
mind on my...
237
00:12:06,934 --> 00:12:09,479
Oh, the children's hosp.
Hospital, yes.
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00:12:09,521 --> 00:12:10,897
Five steps ahead of you.
I finished the proposal.
239
00:12:12,023 --> 00:12:13,858
I've been tooling around
with the design.
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00:12:13,900 --> 00:12:14,651
Spectacular.
I tell you what.
241
00:12:16,110 --> 00:12:17,487
Come by the office
later today,
I'll show you what I go.
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00:12:17,529 --> 00:12:18,821
Oh, thank you
so much, sir...
243
00:12:20,114 --> 00:12:21,658
Oh, my God, you painted
a fresco on your ceilin.
244
00:12:22,075 --> 00:12:23,618
(LAUGHS)
245
00:12:25,912 --> 00:12:27,706
You try writing a play
about Michelangelo
and not getting inspire.
246
00:12:34,128 --> 00:12:34,921
(SIGHS)
247
00:12:36,839 --> 00:12:37,965
(SANDWICH THUDS)
248
00:12:42,596 --> 00:12:43,555
Oh, right.
249
00:12:45,557 --> 00:12:47,058
Well he better not have
taken any of my scotch.
250
00:12:50,144 --> 00:12:50,895
Good.
251
00:12:53,064 --> 00:12:54,524
Come on, the glasses?
252
00:13:07,662 --> 00:13:08,496
Hey.
253
00:13:09,497 --> 00:13:10,624
Thank God, we are
all out of food.
254
00:13:11,666 --> 00:13:12,626
Where'd you go?
Uh, the Korean deli.
255
00:13:13,668 --> 00:13:14,669
It was the closest place
I could find.
256
00:13:14,711 --> 00:13:15,462
What are these?
257
00:13:16,379 --> 00:13:17,380
Those are
Korean squid cookies.
258
00:13:18,005 --> 00:13:18,757
They are to die for.
259
00:13:23,511 --> 00:13:25,513
Thank you so much for
hosting Audrey's shower.
260
00:13:27,014 --> 00:13:28,224
Oh, you're so welcome, Trac,
I'm so glad you could make .
261
00:13:28,266 --> 00:13:30,310
Oh, I wouldn't miss it.
262
00:13:30,351 --> 00:13:32,270
It is so important
to celebrate babies
coming into this world.
263
00:13:33,187 --> 00:13:33,896
No matter
if the Lord intended
264
00:13:35,148 --> 00:13:36,190
the cockamamie way
Audrey's doing it or no.
265
00:13:40,027 --> 00:13:40,987
Jen? Jen?
266
00:13:42,489 --> 00:13:43,822
I need to use your bathroom,
but you're out
of toilet paper.
267
00:13:44,157 --> 00:13:44,907
Oh...
268
00:13:47,868 --> 00:13:48,620
Sorry.
269
00:13:57,253 --> 00:13:58,087
Audrey!
Jen.
270
00:13:59,088 --> 00:14:00,131
Thank you so much
for doing this.
271
00:14:01,132 --> 00:14:02,425
My pleasure,
you just deserve this.
272
00:14:03,009 --> 00:14:04,051
Oh, there she is.
273
00:14:04,843 --> 00:14:05,804
You're glowing.
(CHUCKLES)
274
00:14:08,264 --> 00:14:09,182
I...
275
00:14:13,353 --> 00:14:14,228
Ching Bao?
276
00:14:14,979 --> 00:14:30,203
Made with real squid in.
277
00:14:30,244 --> 00:14:31,371
Good afternoon, sir.
278
00:14:31,412 --> 00:14:32,913
Hey, there he is.
279
00:14:34,040 --> 00:14:34,957
Timmy.
280
00:14:36,543 --> 00:14:38,670
Excited to show you
the model for your
new children's hospital.
281
00:14:39,462 --> 00:14:40,380
May I just say again, s,
282
00:14:41,715 --> 00:14:42,799
what you've been
able to accomplish
in the past week
283
00:14:43,466 --> 00:14:44,133
is truly astounding.
284
00:14:45,677 --> 00:14:46,678
Well, since we started
this experiment,
285
00:14:47,970 --> 00:14:50,139
I've gone days
without even thinking
about women.
286
00:14:50,181 --> 00:14:56,187
Anyway,
here's your hospital.
287
00:14:56,229 --> 00:14:57,063
Hmm?
288
00:14:58,147 --> 00:15:00,358
Oh, my God.
289
00:15:02,318 --> 00:15:03,319
It's amazing, right?
290
00:15:04,529 --> 00:15:05,446
Yes, um...
291
00:15:07,198 --> 00:15:08,991
Dare I ask, sir,
what are those?
292
00:15:12,161 --> 00:15:13,454
Oh, these are
observation mounds.
293
00:15:15,874 --> 00:15:17,625
Originally,
they were smaller,
294
00:15:17,667 --> 00:15:19,126
but then I made them bigger,
and I'm much happier.
295
00:15:21,838 --> 00:15:22,672
Check out
the welcoming entrance.
296
00:15:29,429 --> 00:15:30,388
Is that what that is?
297
00:15:32,682 --> 00:15:33,725
At first I had a lot
of landscaping down the.
298
00:15:34,684 --> 00:15:35,852
I made it
really full and lush.
299
00:15:38,271 --> 00:15:39,731
But then
I said, "No good."
300
00:15:39,773 --> 00:15:40,690
I decided to trim it do,
you know?
301
00:15:42,358 --> 00:15:43,777
Give it a nice, sleek,
modern look.
302
00:15:45,403 --> 00:15:46,487
You sure did.
Yeah.
303
00:15:48,364 --> 00:15:49,657
But I keep thinking
all day long
304
00:15:50,742 --> 00:15:51,701
about putting
a monorail system in he.
305
00:15:53,035 --> 00:15:54,454
That goes in and out of
the entrance all day lo.
306
00:15:55,996 --> 00:15:57,290
In and out,
in and out.
307
00:15:59,208 --> 00:16:06,549
(AGGRESSIVELY) You know
the building wants it.
308
00:16:06,591 --> 00:16:07,425
I see.
309
00:16:08,927 --> 00:16:11,638
So we're no longer
talking about the
children's hospital?
310
00:16:11,679 --> 00:16:12,722
What children's hospita?
311
00:16:16,643 --> 00:16:18,394
So, Brenda, what does
your boyfriend think
312
00:16:18,436 --> 00:16:19,186
about this whole
surrogacy thing?
313
00:16:20,354 --> 00:16:21,355
Oh, I'm a lesbian.
314
00:16:21,856 --> 00:16:23,399
Oh. Really.
315
00:16:24,609 --> 00:16:25,234
That's, um...
316
00:16:26,778 --> 00:16:27,821
Hey, is that Ching Bao?
317
00:16:30,949 --> 00:16:32,116
Audrey still seems
a little off to me.
318
00:16:33,660 --> 00:16:36,120
Yeah, maybe
I'm throwing her off by
not being at the movies.
319
00:16:36,162 --> 00:16:37,538
Come on, I told you
to come up with
a baby shower game
320
00:16:37,580 --> 00:16:38,247
to make her feel better.
321
00:16:38,706 --> 00:16:39,624
Okay, fine.
322
00:16:41,125 --> 00:16:43,461
Hey, uh, everybody
323
00:16:45,505 --> 00:16:47,047
I have a classic
baby shower game
that I wanna play.
324
00:16:48,048 --> 00:16:49,467
Okay, so everyone
just grab a seat.
325
00:16:49,509 --> 00:16:51,552
Brenda, you're good
right there.
Okay.
326
00:16:51,594 --> 00:16:53,554
Okay, this game is calld
327
00:16:54,180 --> 00:16:54,848
Guess The Weight.
328
00:16:55,473 --> 00:16:56,390
Oh, I love this one.
329
00:16:57,016 --> 00:16:58,100
Me too, I'll start.
330
00:16:59,352 --> 00:17:00,060
Okay, I'm gonna say...
331
00:17:01,395 --> 00:17:02,188
170.
332
00:17:06,317 --> 00:17:07,026
What?
333
00:17:07,902 --> 00:17:08,862
Hey-O!
334
00:17:12,657 --> 00:17:13,783
This is supposed to help
make Audrey feel better.
335
00:17:14,909 --> 00:17:16,118
Oh, okay, no,
you're right, you're ri.
336
00:17:16,160 --> 00:17:20,581
Okay, let's start
with Audrey.
337
00:17:20,623 --> 00:17:21,374
170.
338
00:17:23,125 --> 00:17:23,877
(LAUGHING)
Oh, no.
339
00:17:26,504 --> 00:17:28,172
Hey, how about
we open presents?
340
00:17:28,798 --> 00:17:30,090
That's a great idea.
341
00:17:30,132 --> 00:17:31,091
Okay, thanks,
you guys.
342
00:17:32,176 --> 00:17:34,804
Um, before I open them
I just... (SIGHS)
343
00:17:37,390 --> 00:17:38,850
When I look
around this room,
344
00:17:39,934 --> 00:17:41,853
I just realize
how lucky I am to have..
345
00:17:42,395 --> 00:17:43,521
Oh, God.
What?
346
00:17:44,898 --> 00:17:46,065
Oh, the baby
just kicked.
347
00:17:46,106 --> 00:17:47,149
ALL: Oh!
I wanna feel!
348
00:17:47,775 --> 00:17:48,860
Gimme some of that!
349
00:17:49,861 --> 00:17:50,862
Here, Audrey hold Corny.
Oh, jeez.
350
00:17:52,906 --> 00:17:53,740
You feel it?
351
00:17:56,034 --> 00:17:56,784
Jeff, are you home?
352
00:18:07,378 --> 00:18:08,922
What the...
Oh, forget it.
353
00:18:09,672 --> 00:18:10,381
I don't even
wanna know.
354
00:18:12,759 --> 00:18:13,300
What's that?
355
00:18:14,635 --> 00:18:15,386
The gift bag.
356
00:18:16,554 --> 00:18:18,097
Loose Special K
and some Baker's Chocolate.
357
00:18:21,976 --> 00:18:22,727
Not one of Jen's best.
358
00:18:24,186 --> 00:18:25,021
Well, it was
great for Brenda.
359
00:18:25,688 --> 00:18:28,190
I'm just a 170-pound
360
00:18:29,400 --> 00:18:31,110
non-pregnant woman
with cat pee on my dres.
361
00:18:33,571 --> 00:18:34,447
170?
362
00:18:36,574 --> 00:18:37,450
Really?
363
00:18:37,742 --> 00:18:38,492
No.
364
00:18:40,745 --> 00:18:42,789
(SIGHS) I guess I...
I thought this party
would make me feel
365
00:18:43,998 --> 00:18:45,291
more a part of
the whole process,
you know?
366
00:18:46,250 --> 00:18:46,793
But it didn't.
367
00:18:48,044 --> 00:18:49,003
Aud, come on.
368
00:18:51,047 --> 00:18:52,757
No, I'm...
I'm just a bystander
in this whole thing.
369
00:18:53,466 --> 00:18:55,342
You're not
a bystander.
370
00:18:55,384 --> 00:18:56,719
Yeah, well,
thanks for trying to
make me feel better,
371
00:18:57,386 --> 00:18:58,554
but it is what it is.
372
00:18:58,596 --> 00:19:02,516
I'm just gonna go lie d.
373
00:19:02,558 --> 00:19:03,893
Aud?
Yeah?
374
00:19:07,271 --> 00:19:08,188
It's a girl.
375
00:19:09,941 --> 00:19:10,691
What?
376
00:19:12,485 --> 00:19:13,653
I couldn't wait,
so I called the doctor.
377
00:19:17,698 --> 00:19:18,324
It's a girl?
378
00:19:19,492 --> 00:19:25,832
I kinda felt like
you needed to know so...
379
00:19:25,873 --> 00:19:27,541
(CRYING)
I did.
380
00:19:29,502 --> 00:19:31,129
Oh, my God!
What a crazy day.
381
00:19:33,339 --> 00:19:34,256
(SIGHS) I'll drink to t.
382
00:19:39,261 --> 00:19:40,096
(COUGHS)
383
00:19:48,187 --> 00:19:49,396
Ooh.
384
00:19:50,731 --> 00:19:53,734
Ah, in at 11:30
reeking of Amaretto
and shame.
385
00:19:54,152 --> 00:19:54,986
(LAUGHS)
386
00:19:56,946 --> 00:19:58,364
And all is right
in Dunbar Land.
387
00:19:59,573 --> 00:20:01,701
Yeah, well, got back
on the horse last night.
388
00:20:03,661 --> 00:20:05,746
Which is an apt descripn
of the young lady I bed.
389
00:20:10,209 --> 00:20:10,960
Not an attractive girl.
390
00:20:13,046 --> 00:20:14,338
Sir, having
witnessed firsthand
391
00:20:15,339 --> 00:20:16,256
the many talents
you possess...
Mmm?
392
00:20:17,591 --> 00:20:19,593
I'm left wondering,
what the hell
happened to you?
393
00:20:21,888 --> 00:20:23,139
It's a funny story, Tim.
394
00:20:24,932 --> 00:20:26,475
I was 10 years old.
The year was 1994.
395
00:20:26,976 --> 00:20:28,144
No, it wasn't.
396
00:20:30,813 --> 00:20:32,648
The year was 1994.
397
00:20:34,316 --> 00:20:35,151
(VIOLIN MUSIC PLAYING)
398
00:20:37,319 --> 00:20:38,988
I was practicing for
my debut at Carnegie Hl
399
00:20:40,031 --> 00:20:41,824
when my parents
got me a new teacher.
400
00:20:55,421 --> 00:20:56,463
And it's been
a wonderful life
ever since.
401
00:20:56,797 --> 00:20:57,506
Ah.
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