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The key to a proper
cup of tea
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is warming the kettle
with a splash
of boiling water.
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"Cold kettles make
tasteless tea,"
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Grandmother
always said.
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My word, I'm even
boring myself.
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No, it's sweet.
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Listen, with all that's
going on in my life,
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it's nice to have someoe
looking out for me.
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Yes, Katie. I heard
about your recent break.
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So sorry.
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Well, it's my fault
for dating a musician.
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I don't know why,
but I always fall
for a guy with a guitar.
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Mmm. Maybe instead
of a guitarist,
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you should think
about someone
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who sings in
an a cappella group.
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Yeah, yeah.
'Cause a cappella
groups are so hot.
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Yes. I certainly meant t
as an outrageous statement.
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Here we are.
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Thank you, Timmy.
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You're a good friend.
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Mmm. A friend.
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What a wonderful foundation
on which to build...
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And she's gone.
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Look like you're
about to cry, chief.
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Are those palefaces
littering again?
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Well done, sir.
If I had known you
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eight years ago,
we could have attended
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that reference's
30th birthday together.
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Cranky. Who pee-peed
in your tepee?
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If you must know,
I'm upset about Katie.
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Oh, that sweet little tg
in Accounting?
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You bash that out yet?
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Huh? You give her
the old Bollywood?
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No, and since she's leag
the company on Friday,
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there shall be
no bashing,
I'm afraid.
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Or any giving of
the aforementioned wood.
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Look, I'll help you
with this chick,
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but you gotta do
what I say.
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It can't be like
those other times
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when you refused
my wise advice.
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Yes. I missed
a golden opportunity
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by not claiming
to be the inventor
of 7-Eleven.
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Say what you will,
I'm a closer.
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Well, I will grant you
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a more-than-passing
resemblance to
Kyra Sedgwick.
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Mmm. Emmy winner?
One degree of Kevin Bacon?
I'll take it.
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You can save
your advice, sir.
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I'm not her type.
She likes musicians.
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Mmm. Did you tell her
you're an accomplished
skin flautist?
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I did not mention that.
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All right.
I think it's time
for a grand gesture.
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Something big.
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I want you to get up
at her farewell party,
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and serenade her
on the guitar.
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I don't play guitar.
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I'll teach you.
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You don't play guitar.
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I know one song,
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which is enough
to get a chick
who digs musicians.
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Sir, and what happens
when they get to know y,
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and realize
it's all been a scam?
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"Oh, no, the chick
I just banged
found out I lied!
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"I lose!"
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Come on, Tim,
let me help you here.
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Well, I'll never be able
to live with myself
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if I don't
at least try.
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So, fine.
I accept your help.
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Good. If I get
a guy some ass,
he gets it for a day.
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But if I teach him
to get it for himself,
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he's tapping forever.
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(SIGHS)
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Hi. Why are you
so happy?
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You know how you're
always telling me
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to stop messing with Tiy
for my own amusement?
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Yeah.
I went a different way.
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♪ How many ways
to say I love you?
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♪ How many ways
to say that I'm not sc?
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♪ With you by my side
There is no denying
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♪ I can't wait
for me and you ♪
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MAN ON TV:
And in business,
the stock markets...
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Hey, babe, can you
turn that off for a sec?
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I want
to talk about something.
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Am I in trouble?
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No, I just wanna talk.
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Sounds like
I'm in trouble.
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So, I had lunch today
with Carol from work...
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Ugh.
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And she was telling me
about this thing
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that she and her husband
do every night
before they go to sleep.
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Every night, huh?
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Well, those big gals
have to try harder.
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No, not that.
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Before they go to sleep,
Carol and her husband
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say five things they lie
about each other.
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Mmm.
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Please tell me we're
not having dinner
with these people.
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Jeff, lately I have
been feeling a little
unappreciated.
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How so?
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Well, for my last birth,
you gave me the NFL package.
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And when the throat docr
told you I couldn't talk
for a week,
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you sent him
a thank you note.
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You always said that
that's good manners.
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Yeah, when someone
gives you a gift.
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Well...
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Jeff, I need
my five things.
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Fine. One, two.
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It can't be physical.
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All right, I also
happen to love...
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Or sexual.
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Aud, you're killing me.
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I know this kind of thig
is not easy for you,
so you take your time.
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I'm gonna go
get a glass of water.
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You just sit here
and relax.
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And, babe, please try
not to think of this
as a bad thing, okay?
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Okay.
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(DOOR CLOSING)
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This is a very
bad thing.
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Hey.
Hey.
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Well...
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I finally outsmarted
that pigeon
I've been feuding with.
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That's terrific.
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Oh, my God.
This is Jeff and Audreys
financial statement.
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Wow, I guess the mailman
screwed it up.
I'll run it over to the.
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No, you can't.
They'll think
we looked at it,
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and that'll
make things weird.
Just throw it out.
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Yeah.
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Yeah, that's definitely
the right thing to do.
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Oh, man.
They're rich.
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I can't believe
Jeff charged me
an extra 20 cents
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when I wanted
to put pickles
on my burger.
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Adam, don't look at tha.
That's really personal..
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Whoa, that's a lot.
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And that's
just mutual funds.
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Yes.
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And who's this Ira guy?
He's crushing it.
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I cannot believe
they have that much money.
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Is it weird that Jeff
just got sexier to me?
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That's not
weird at all.
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Maybe I'll get
some pie to go.
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Should I get apple
or blueberry?
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Get them both.
You can certainly
afford it.
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I'll just get
a fudgesicle at home.
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Ugh, home.
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Audrey wants me
to come up
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with five things
I like about her.
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Mmm, that's easy.
She's got her two...
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Can't be sexual.
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I'm out.
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What's with the guitar,
Neil not-Young?
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I'm gonna teach Timmy a song
so he can embarrass himself
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in front of
the entire company.
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You're a hell
of a boss.
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Firm but fair.
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Who can just rattle off
five things he likes
about his wife?
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Well, Jen's my best fri,
she smiles when she sees me,
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she's kind
to animals...
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Doesn't count.
You're not married.
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Once that ring's
on your finger,
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those things become nais
on a chalkboard.
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Can you get this?
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Aw, look, Jeff,
I only have, like, $2, .
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Well, we're not
gonna stay here
and do dishes, Lucy.
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Give them
your credit card.
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Sir, is this an A,
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or an A-minor?
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I don't know.
Just put your fingers
where I told you to put the.
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Ah, a glimpse
into your dating life.
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Look, I... I just want
to make sure I'm moving
my wrist properly.
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Well, come on.
If you don't
learn this song,
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you're gonna be moving
your wrist a-plenty.
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I'm sorry, sir. I'm just
not sure I'm going
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to have enough time
to perfect this.
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That's the beauty of th,
it doesn't have to be perfe.
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You just gotta
get your 'tude going.
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'Tude?
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Yeah, 'tude.
Stand up.
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All right.
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Let's try to figure out
what your vibe is, exac.
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Uh...
Vibe. All right.
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Give me a little, uh,
Elvis sneer.
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You know Elvis, right?
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Huh! Huh!
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That's him.
All right.
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You know, and maybe
a little Mick Jagger.
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Little strut.
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Oh, yeah.
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Oh, yeah. Okay.
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Aw, that's good.
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That is good.
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And maybe that
Pete Townshend windmill.
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Wow!
Yeah.
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Wow!
Oh, my God.
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That is...
That's fantastic.
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Really, really, um...
You think Katie
will like it?
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Who?
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Katie.
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Katie! Oh, the Katie...
That's the...
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Why we're doing this,
for Katie.
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
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She's gonna
love it. Now...
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Let's try them,
all three together.
Crank it out.
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Wow! Wow!
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(A LA ELVIS) Thank you.
Thank you very much.
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Good stuff.
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(KNOCKING ON DOOR)
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Oh, hey, Aud.
Hey, can I borrow
some soy sauce?
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I was about to make
some Ramen noodles.
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Uh, I'm sorry.
Ramen noodles are
an inexpensive meal
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traditionally enjoyed
by college students
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and the budget-consciou.
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Yeah, I know...
I know what
Ramen noodles are.
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Oh, sure.
I know what caviar is.
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Doesn't mean
I've ever had it.
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Just get the soy sauce.
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So what if Jeff
doesn't come up
with five things?
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I mean,
feelings aren't really
in his wheelhouse.
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I know, that's why
I'm doing this.
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To bring out
his emotional side.
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He has one?
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Well, we know
he has a heart.
He's on Lipitor.
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I took the regular.
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I noticed you
also had low-sodium.
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Must be nice to be
swimming in soy sauce.
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Uh, hey, Jeff.
Hey.
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You two are
gonna have to leave.
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I've got five things I e
about my wife,
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and, um, after I'm done
saying them,
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I'm hoping
to be richly rewarded.
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Well, well.
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The rich get richer.
Let's go, Jen.
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So you got
your five things.
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I knew you could
do it, babe.
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That's right.
When Jeff Bingham
has an assignment,
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he delivers.
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Number one...
You make me want
to be a better man.
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Two...
You complete me.
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You do.
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Three...
All right.
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I'm gonna stop you
right there.
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"As Good as It Gets,
Jerry Maguire,
When Harry Met Sally.."
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These are all movie quos
from movies I made you watc.
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Well...
You make me want
to see better movies.
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"Say hello
to my little friend"?
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Well, that was gonna be
for when I was
richly rewarded.
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Mmm-hmm.
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You know,
I... I didn't want you
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to come up
with these immediately.
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00:11:51,961 --> 00:11:53,754
That's why
I gave you time.
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00:11:53,796 --> 00:11:55,882
You could...
Jeez, you couldn't even
come up with one?
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Uh, come on.
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Just a boy, standing
in front of a girl...
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00:12:03,598 --> 00:12:05,099
Can't believe I even
know that one.
252
00:12:13,608 --> 00:12:15,776
I know how much you love
those short rib tacos,
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00:12:15,818 --> 00:12:18,071
so when I saw
the food truck parked
on Third Avenue,
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00:12:18,112 --> 00:12:19,864
I thought
I'd surprise you.
255
00:12:19,906 --> 00:12:21,491
You take such good care
of me, sweetheart.
256
00:12:21,533 --> 00:12:23,951
That's because
I love you.
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00:12:23,993 --> 00:12:25,078
Have a good day.
Okay.
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00:12:29,082 --> 00:12:33,211
Dan,
I couldn't help noticing
you liking your wife.
259
00:12:33,253 --> 00:12:35,213
Yeah, she's the best.
260
00:12:35,255 --> 00:12:38,508
Look, she even wrote
"I love you"
on the taco wrapper.
261
00:12:38,550 --> 00:12:39,926
Audrey once put a note
in my lunch,
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00:12:39,967 --> 00:12:41,177
but I accidentally
ate it.
263
00:12:42,220 --> 00:12:43,930
What's the trick?
264
00:12:43,971 --> 00:12:47,308
Have you tried
eating slower?
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00:12:47,350 --> 00:12:49,018
No, to make her think
that you like her.
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00:12:49,728 --> 00:12:51,312
I... I do like her.
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00:12:51,354 --> 00:12:52,439
Come on,
it's just us.
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00:12:54,315 --> 00:12:56,150
What I need are five
sure-fire things
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that I like
about my wife.
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00:12:59,987 --> 00:13:03,366
You want me to tell you
what you like
about your wife?
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That'd be terrific.
272
00:13:06,703 --> 00:13:08,871
Well, I guess
when I'm with Barbara,
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00:13:08,913 --> 00:13:11,249
I notice all the little
things she does.
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00:13:11,291 --> 00:13:13,710
Oh. Oh, there it was
in front of my eyes
the whole time.
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00:13:13,752 --> 00:13:15,211
It's pretty simple.
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00:13:15,253 --> 00:13:16,421
Yeah, it's real simple.
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00:13:19,424 --> 00:13:20,300
You want me
to write that down for ?
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00:13:20,341 --> 00:13:21,384
That'd be great.
279
00:13:30,226 --> 00:13:31,978
This guy's all over
your girlfriend.
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00:13:32,019 --> 00:13:34,481
He's going in
for the kill.
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00:13:34,522 --> 00:13:36,733
Sir, have you noticed
all your phrases
about courtship
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involve the threat
of violence?
283
00:13:39,193 --> 00:13:40,695
Have you noticed
you never get any?
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00:13:41,696 --> 00:13:43,197
All right?
Now grab your guitar.
285
00:13:43,239 --> 00:13:44,823
Let's do this.
It's now or never.
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00:13:44,865 --> 00:13:46,785
I'm not sure
about this, sir.
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00:13:46,825 --> 00:13:47,910
I am rather nervous.
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00:13:49,746 --> 00:13:53,124
Fact. Tom Jones
feels this way
before every performanc.
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00:13:53,166 --> 00:13:54,833
Fact. Tom Jones
gets pummeled
with panties.
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00:13:57,462 --> 00:13:58,672
All right, sir.
Yeah?
291
00:13:58,713 --> 00:14:00,131
Okay.
I've come this far.
292
00:14:03,134 --> 00:14:04,093
Thank you.
293
00:14:05,844 --> 00:14:08,097
You publicly
expressing yourself in g
is all the thanks I nee.
294
00:14:08,139 --> 00:14:08,931
Go get 'em.
295
00:14:11,351 --> 00:14:12,851
Dude, sit down.
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00:14:12,893 --> 00:14:14,312
You're not gonna
wanna miss this.
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00:14:17,190 --> 00:14:18,857
Excuse me, may I
have your attention?
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00:14:21,902 --> 00:14:22,696
Katie.
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00:14:24,322 --> 00:14:25,573
I've been trying
to tell you something
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00:14:25,615 --> 00:14:27,200
for the past few months,
but the words...
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00:14:28,785 --> 00:14:30,495
They've not come to me.
But fortunately,
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00:14:31,538 --> 00:14:33,247
where words fail,
there is song.
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00:14:33,832 --> 00:14:35,041
(TAPPING FEET)
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00:14:35,082 --> 00:14:36,042
Yes, there is.
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00:14:38,545 --> 00:14:40,129
And though there have been
may love songs written,
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00:14:40,171 --> 00:14:42,507
including those
by Gershwin, Cole Port,
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00:14:42,549 --> 00:14:45,134
Lennon and McCartney,
I think you'll agree
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00:14:45,176 --> 00:14:48,971
that no one said it
more eloquently
than Mr. Big.
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00:14:49,013 --> 00:14:50,765
Katie, this is for you.
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00:14:53,142 --> 00:14:55,603
♪ Hold on little girl
311
00:14:56,646 --> 00:14:59,190
♪ Show me what
he's done to you
312
00:14:59,982 --> 00:15:03,277
♪ Stand up, little girl
313
00:15:04,362 --> 00:15:06,406
♪ A broken heart
can't be that bad
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00:15:07,490 --> 00:15:09,701
♪ When it's through
it's through ♪
315
00:15:10,785 --> 00:15:11,661
(LAUGHING)
316
00:15:13,037 --> 00:15:15,707
Isn't this awesome?
317
00:15:15,749 --> 00:15:19,043
This is the most
pathetic thing
I've ever seen.
318
00:15:19,085 --> 00:15:21,671
Yeah, I think we're sayg
the same thing.
319
00:15:21,713 --> 00:15:23,130
Didn't he have
any friends
to stop him?
320
00:15:24,131 --> 00:15:26,801
Oh, God,
I can't watch any more.
321
00:15:26,843 --> 00:15:35,184
Don't worry about it,
I'm filming it.
322
00:15:35,226 --> 00:15:36,185
There she is.
323
00:15:38,020 --> 00:15:41,357
Mind if I observe you?
324
00:15:41,399 --> 00:15:42,358
Knock yourself out.
325
00:15:45,194 --> 00:15:50,950
Those nails of yours
sure grow out really fa.
326
00:15:50,991 --> 00:15:51,951
I love how they do that.
327
00:15:55,789 --> 00:15:58,750
Is that one
of your five things?
328
00:15:58,792 --> 00:16:02,169
Apparently not.
329
00:16:02,211 --> 00:16:04,213
The thing I love
is the way you file the.
330
00:16:04,255 --> 00:16:06,215
So tender,
so meticulous.
331
00:16:06,674 --> 00:16:07,425
Oh, God.
332
00:16:09,636 --> 00:16:11,638
Just forget it.
It's fine, okay?
333
00:16:11,679 --> 00:16:13,180
I never
should've asked you
in the first place.
334
00:16:13,222 --> 00:16:15,057
Audrey,
I'm sorry, but I...
335
00:16:16,350 --> 00:16:18,436
All this "talking about
what you like" stuff,
336
00:16:18,478 --> 00:16:20,980
it's just not who I am.
I wish I was more like .
337
00:16:21,021 --> 00:16:25,610
You know, able to make
people feel appreciated.
338
00:16:25,652 --> 00:16:27,236
Guess what, Jeff,
that's one.
339
00:16:29,405 --> 00:16:32,408
What? What did I say?
340
00:16:32,450 --> 00:16:33,827
No, no, no.
Don't... Don't think,
just keep going.
341
00:16:33,868 --> 00:16:35,202
What?
Just keep going.
342
00:16:35,244 --> 00:16:37,497
I...
It's too much pressure.
343
00:16:38,623 --> 00:16:40,166
You're always pushing me
to be better.
344
00:16:42,710 --> 00:16:43,837
That's two.
345
00:16:43,878 --> 00:16:45,212
It is?
Yes.
346
00:16:47,381 --> 00:16:50,092
Yeah... Okay,
let's try one when
you're not yelling at m.
347
00:16:50,134 --> 00:16:52,637
I'm sorry.
I'm yelling because
I wanna get this right.
348
00:16:54,180 --> 00:16:59,936
I... I want you to be h.
When you're happy, I'm happ.
349
00:16:59,978 --> 00:17:02,939
That's three.
350
00:17:02,981 --> 00:17:03,773
Yeah?
351
00:17:06,275 --> 00:17:11,280
Aw, come on, Aud,
you gotta give me
the boobs.
352
00:17:11,322 --> 00:17:12,907
You know what,
you can have the boobs.
353
00:17:15,284 --> 00:17:19,497
That's five.
354
00:17:19,539 --> 00:17:21,833
You're so generous.
(LAUGHING)
355
00:17:21,875 --> 00:17:24,878
That's four!
356
00:17:24,919 --> 00:17:28,923
You can take one
of your boobs back.
357
00:17:28,965 --> 00:17:29,924
Perhaps now...
358
00:17:31,634 --> 00:17:32,927
You can say hello
to my little friend.
359
00:17:37,765 --> 00:17:39,308
♪ When it's through,
it's through ♪
360
00:17:40,560 --> 00:17:41,728
I... I'm so sorry,
that was the wrong chor.
361
00:17:41,769 --> 00:17:43,021
Um, let me start over,
shall I?
362
00:17:45,899 --> 00:17:47,817
♪ Hold on little girl
363
00:17:49,027 --> 00:17:51,278
♪ Show me what
he's done to you
364
00:17:52,071 --> 00:17:54,156
♪ Stand up, little girl
365
00:17:55,199 --> 00:17:57,284
♪ Fate will twist
the both of you
366
00:17:58,327 --> 00:18:00,580
♪ So come on, baby,
come on over
367
00:18:01,288 --> 00:18:02,623
♪ Let me be the one
368
00:18:03,207 --> 00:18:04,959
♪ To show you
369
00:18:07,670 --> 00:18:08,671
Who am I kidding?
370
00:18:09,589 --> 00:18:11,173
♪ Build up
your confidence
371
00:18:12,132 --> 00:18:13,676
♪ You can be
on top for once
372
00:18:15,094 --> 00:18:16,596
♪ Wake up
who cares about
373
00:18:17,847 --> 00:18:19,306
♪ Little boys
that talk too much
374
00:18:20,224 --> 00:18:22,351
♪ I've seen it all
go down
375
00:18:23,686 --> 00:18:25,187
♪ Your game of love
is all rained out
376
00:18:26,397 --> 00:18:28,482
♪ So come on, baby,
come on over
377
00:18:29,191 --> 00:18:30,359
♪ Let me be the one
378
00:18:31,027 --> 00:18:32,361
♪ To hold you ♪
379
00:18:33,738 --> 00:18:34,948
Thank you
very much, sir.
380
00:18:34,989 --> 00:18:36,282
Don't thank me,
thank Mr. Big.
381
00:18:38,952 --> 00:18:40,119
BOTH:
♪ I'm the one who wants
382
00:18:40,787 --> 00:18:42,956
♪ To be with you
383
00:18:44,457 --> 00:18:45,792
♪ Deep inside I hope
384
00:18:46,542 --> 00:18:49,087
♪ You feel it too ♪
385
00:18:50,671 --> 00:18:52,423
I don't know why Timmy
had to go through all ts
386
00:18:52,465 --> 00:18:53,841
to tell me he
and Russell are gay.
387
00:18:56,302 --> 00:18:58,137
BOTH:
♪ Waited on a line of..
388
00:18:58,846 --> 00:19:00,514
♪ Waited on a line
389
00:19:02,016 --> 00:19:03,225
BOTH:
♪ Just to be the next
390
00:19:03,893 --> 00:19:05,979
♪ To be with you
391
00:19:07,772 --> 00:19:09,065
♪ I'm the one who wants to..
392
00:19:09,983 --> 00:19:11,734
♪ We can
be together, baby
393
00:19:13,569 --> 00:19:14,779
BOTH:
♪ Deep inside I hope
394
00:19:15,446 --> 00:19:17,281
♪ You feel it too
395
00:19:17,824 --> 00:19:19,492
♪ I feel it
396
00:19:19,533 --> 00:19:21,285
BOTH:
♪ Waited on a line of..
397
00:19:21,995 --> 00:19:23,997
♪ Waited on a line
398
00:19:25,164 --> 00:19:26,290
BOTH:
♪ Just to be the next
399
00:19:26,958 --> 00:19:28,084
♪ To be with you
400
00:19:28,501 --> 00:19:30,003
♪ You
401
00:19:31,337 --> 00:19:33,714
BOTH:
♪ Just to be the next
to be with you
402
00:19:34,423 --> 00:19:35,633
♪ With you guys ♪
403
00:19:40,596 --> 00:19:42,807
Jeff, who knew
you were so romantic?
404
00:19:42,849 --> 00:19:44,642
I'll tell you who knew.
My wife, that's who.
405
00:19:44,684 --> 00:19:45,810
(GIGGLING)
Look at her.
406
00:19:47,394 --> 00:19:49,313
Always the
counter-clockwise stir,
407
00:19:50,230 --> 00:19:51,357
followed by
the two taps.
408
00:19:54,110 --> 00:19:55,444
Damn, I love
your consistency.
409
00:19:57,571 --> 00:19:59,448
All right,
you can stop now.
410
00:19:59,490 --> 00:20:04,996
You've gotten
all the rich rewards
you're gonna get.
411
00:20:05,038 --> 00:20:06,914
Oh, thanks, guys.
We'll get the next one.
412
00:20:06,956 --> 00:20:08,041
Oh, actually, Jeff,
I'm pretty sure
it's our turn.
413
00:20:08,082 --> 00:20:09,333
It all evens out
in the end.
414
00:20:10,918 --> 00:20:11,752
No, no, no.
415
00:20:15,048 --> 00:20:16,340
No, no, no, it doesn't.
It doesn't.
416
00:20:16,966 --> 00:20:19,177
Adam, let it go.
417
00:20:19,218 --> 00:20:21,804
Since when do we argue
over a couple of bucks
for breakfast?
418
00:20:21,846 --> 00:20:22,972
We opened up your mail,
and found out you guys have,
like, a billion dollars,
419
00:20:23,014 --> 00:20:24,098
you cheap bastard.
420
00:20:31,772 --> 00:20:33,774
We'll get this one.
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