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Hey.
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How about I trade you
my wheat toast
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for your bacon?
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(CHUCKLES)
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Pass.
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Hey!
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You should have
taken the trade.
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Hey, ease up on those
flapjacks, Tim.
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I'll take them.
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You gotta save room.
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I'm taking you
to the executive dining
room for lunch today.
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(INDIFFERENTLY)
Oh, yes.
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Don't get too excited.
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Sir, it's just that wher
you do something nice for m,
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you always have
an ulterior motive.
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(SHRILLY)
What? When?
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What...
Define "always."
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Every single time.
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Oh, yeah,
what about that time
I went on vacation,
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and I let you use
my apartment for a week?
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It was very generous
of me.
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You smelled a gas leak
and sent me in as a can.
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I ended up in the hospi.
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Oh, yeah.
The hospital.
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Where you get
an adjustable bed
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and all the Jell-O
you can eat.
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You even had that fun
old guy as a roommate.
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Yes. He was fun.
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Until 4:00 a.m.,
when he died.
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Not quietly,
I might add.
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What's wrong with
these pancakes?
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Oh. They're multigrain,.
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Yuck.
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RUSSELL: You know,
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I thought you had
earned lunch in
the fancy dining room,
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but forget it.
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You're actually
serious about this?
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Yes. I know
I'm not always
the greatest guy,
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but I'm trying to
make up for it here.
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If you don't wanna go, ,
but all I can do is try.
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Well, sir, perhaps
I misjudged the situati.
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No, no, no, no, no.
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Lunch sounds lovely.
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And I'm sorry I assumed
you had an ulterior mot.
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Yeah.
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Okay, here's
my ulterior motive.
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See this hot waitress
over there?
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I'm gonna try to nail h,
and you're gonna help m.
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You know,
at a certain point,
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the blame
is not entirely on you.
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♪ How many ways
to say I love you?
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♪ How many ways
to say that I'm not sc?
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♪ With you by my side
There is no denying
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♪ I can't wait
for me and you ♪
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Wow. So that's
the new chair.
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So what
do you think?
It's horrible.
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I was asking Jen.
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I think I speak
for everyone.
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You have been
against this chair
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ever since I showed it
to you on the website.
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That's not true.
I say we get six more
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and make our own
Tilt-A-Whirl.
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I like it.
It's kinda funky.
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Thank you, Jen.
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Hey. What do you think?
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Hey, what are you gonna
do with the crate?
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Just put it
in the dumpster.
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In fact, you guys
can take it down for me.
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Once we get rid
of that crate,
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we're stuck
with this piece
of crap forever.
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Liked it when
I saw it online.
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Love it even more now.
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(CHUCKLING)
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(WHINING)
I hate it.
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Hey, instead of
getting rid of this,
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can I have it?
Why?
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Pfft. Build a fort, yo.
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You know
you're an adult, right?
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Oh, no, it's not for me.
It's for Jen's nephew L.
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Right.
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It is.
Okay.
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And is Logan here
with us right now?
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He's real, okay?
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We're babysitting him
tomorrow,
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and he'd love it
if I had a fort.
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Fine, I hope that
"Logan" enjoys it.
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He's real.
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Sure.
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He is!
Sure.
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Well, if you hate it,
why did you buy it?
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It looked totally
different on the websit.
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It had all these cool
graphics and music and..
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Now that it's here, it'.
Oh, God, look at it!
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Well, is it at least
comfortable?
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It is not.
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I can barely hear anythg
in this stupid dome.
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Well, can you return it?
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Oh, what, and let Jeff
think he's right?
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No. I gotta figure out
a way to get rid of it
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without that
conniving weasel
thinking he won.
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(SIGHS)
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You guys have
a different relationship
than Adam and I.
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I know. It's sweet.
You're in love.
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But it all leads
to the same place.
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I been working
this waitress for awhil,
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but she won't give me
the time of day.
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It's 12:30.
May I go now?
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No. Here's the play.
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You're Mowgli,
an Iraqi street urchin
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that I rescued
from the war.
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Why? 'cause
I'm a great guy.
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That's what I do.
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And how plausible
is that, sir?
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I'm wearing a suit.
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And you're welcome
for that.
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Remember, that suit's
for wearing, not eating.
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Oh, I didn't
see you there.
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I was too busy
mentoring
the disadvantaged.
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I don't think
we've formally met.
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I'm Russell Dunbar.
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Yes, Dunbar, whose name
is on the building.
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Yawn. (LAUGHS)
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(MOUTHING) Wow.
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I'm Gwen.
Are you ready to order?
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You know what?
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Some people
find excessive wealth
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to be a burden,
but not me.
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It gives me a chance
to take on projects.
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Like this little guy.
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Look at him!
He's a cutie.
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All dressed up to eat.
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I'll give you guys
another minute.
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Okay.
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Why do I feel like
I'm doing
all the work here?
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(SIGHS)
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Uck.
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You know, Jeff,
I was thinking,
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even though
I really
love the chair,
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I just can't really
enjoy it that much
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knowing how much
you hate it.
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Really?
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Yeah. So I'm just gonna
pack it up and return i.
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Whoa, whoa... Are you gonna
need the crate for that?
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You can still make a fot
out of pillows and blan.
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That's bush league, bro!
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Why don't you guys
go get the crate,
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and we will go
get you some beers.
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Something
doesn't feel right.
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Well, you are kinda
jerking Logan around.
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Audrey caved way too easy.
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She said it's because
you don't like it.
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Yeah. But I hate
most stuff.
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That's never stopped her
from buying
anything anyone sells.
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Unless...
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She doesn't
like the chair.
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But she says
she loves the chair.
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Well, of course
she's not gonna
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come out
and admit she hates it.
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I'd destroy her.
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Wait a minute.
You hate the chair,
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and she's sending it ba.
You won.
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That was just a battle.
I wanna win the war.
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What war?
Marriage.
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Marriage isn't gonna
be like this for me and.
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Sure, it will.
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Uh, hey, uh, I was just
thinking, you know,
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what kind of selfish anl
is gonna make a wife
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return something that
she loves so much?
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Oh, um...
I appreciate that, hone,
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but I'm okay
sending it back.
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I'm confused,
because
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I know that
you love it so.
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Oh... I do.
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All right, well,
I'm not gonna ruin that.
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You love this chair.
Damn it, I love you.
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I'm gonna
learn to love it.
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Uh... (LAUGHS) Honey,
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you really
don't have to...
No, no, no.
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This chair is
a monument to our love.
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And it will stay right e
for the rest of our liv.
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In fact,
if you go before me
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I'll bury you in it.
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Come on,
I'm flailing here.
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I need you to play up
the refugee angle.
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(SIGHS)
Sir, do you honestly thk
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this woman believes
I'm a refugee?
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No. 'cause you're not
selling it.
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Here she comes.
Eat with your hands
or something.
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(FORK CLATTERS)
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Is everything
all right here?
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It's great with me.
But I think Mowgli here
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is a little afraid
of my soft-shell crab.
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He thinks it's one of
his angry eight-armed
gods or something.
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Argh!
It's not.
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It's just a crab.
Mmm!
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(MUFFLED) It's good.
No thunder, no light...
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(COUGHS)
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Oh, my God.
He's choking!
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00:09:07,339 --> 00:09:09,883
Do you know
the Heimlich Maneuver?
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(INDIFFERENTLY)
Yes.
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(GRUNTING)
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(PANTING)
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Sir, are you all right?
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I...
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Do you know
mouth-to-mouth?
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(SIGHS)
This is not my day.
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(CLATTERING)
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Adam?
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(STUTTERS)
I'm down here.
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(CHUCKLES) Don't worry.
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Going to bed soon.
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Well, it's morning
already.
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You've been
doing this all night.
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Well, the loss of sleep
is gonna be worth it
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when you see the crown
moldings in here.
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00:10:03,895 --> 00:10:05,397
All right, I'm gonna go
get some breakfast.
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00:10:05,439 --> 00:10:06,647
You want me to bring you
back something?
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00:10:06,689 --> 00:10:07,941
Sure. I'll take
a hot glue gun
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and some miniature curtains.
220
00:10:16,241 --> 00:10:17,951
So then I restored
Mr. Dunbar's breathing,
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and, uh...
He was fine.
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What were you thinking?
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Heimlich and
mouth-to-mouth too?
224
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You had two cracks
at not helping.
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What's going on?
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Timmy saved Russell's l.
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Why?
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I know, I know.
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The upshot was that Gwe,
the comely waitress,
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thought I was
quite heroic.
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I'm taking her
to dinner tonight.
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Is that the one
Russell was hitting on?
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The very same.
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You know,
saving Mr. Dunbar's life
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was neither
here nor there,
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but stealing the woman
he's trying to bed
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is remarkably satisfyin.
238
00:11:04,705 --> 00:11:08,335
(CELL PHONE BEEPS)
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00:11:08,376 --> 00:11:10,420
Huh.
Human Resources
wants to see me.
240
00:11:12,255 --> 00:11:14,341
To pick up some
sort of accolade or
commendation, no doubt.
241
00:11:17,552 --> 00:11:19,929
A sexual harassment
complaint against me?
242
00:11:21,973 --> 00:11:23,682
But that's absurd!
Who would make such a...
243
00:11:23,724 --> 00:11:29,022
Hey, Phyllis.
Sorry I'm late.
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You.
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00:11:31,399 --> 00:11:33,818
Hello, Mr. Patel.
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Okay.
Let's get started.
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Phyllis, would you mind
248
00:11:37,531 --> 00:11:39,449
leaving the door open?
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00:11:39,491 --> 00:11:48,583
I don't feel safe
around the predator.
250
00:11:48,625 --> 00:11:51,127
So have you
figured out why Jeff
wants to keep the chair?
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00:11:51,169 --> 00:11:53,087
No. I quickly
ruled out he was
just being considerate.
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00:11:54,881 --> 00:11:56,299
He obviously knows
I don't like the chair,
253
00:11:56,341 --> 00:11:59,469
and he's trying
to torture me.
254
00:11:59,511 --> 00:12:01,095
I really don't think
Adam and I are
gonna end up...
255
00:12:01,137 --> 00:12:03,306
(LAUGHS)
Of course you are.
256
00:12:03,348 --> 00:12:04,391
Just accept it.
257
00:12:05,724 --> 00:12:08,061
So what now?
258
00:12:08,102 --> 00:12:09,937
So we move the chair
into the baby's room.
259
00:12:09,979 --> 00:12:11,648
After a while,
Jeff will forget about ,
260
00:12:11,690 --> 00:12:12,857
and I can sneak it down
to the storage locker.
261
00:12:12,899 --> 00:12:14,775
Well, it's probably
for the best.
262
00:12:14,817 --> 00:12:20,407
That thing would
scare the hell
out of the baby.
263
00:12:20,448 --> 00:12:21,491
Oh, hey, Aud.
Hey...
264
00:12:24,994 --> 00:12:26,162
What did you do?
265
00:12:26,871 --> 00:12:28,956
Well, I asked myself,
266
00:12:28,998 --> 00:12:31,376
"Why would Audrey
hide the chair in
the baby's room?"
267
00:12:31,418 --> 00:12:35,046
"It must be because
I said I don't like it."
268
00:12:35,088 --> 00:12:39,467
That thought just
made my heart sink.
269
00:12:39,509 --> 00:12:40,510
You love this chair.
You should be able to
sit in it all the time.
270
00:12:40,552 --> 00:12:44,264
Come on.
271
00:12:44,305 --> 00:12:45,098
Thank you.
272
00:12:50,270 --> 00:12:51,104
Hot wing?
273
00:12:56,610 --> 00:12:57,985
Yes?
Would you like a hot wi?
274
00:12:58,777 --> 00:12:59,904
Chili peppers and spice.
275
00:13:01,281 --> 00:13:02,073
They're spicy?
276
00:13:03,324 --> 00:13:04,909
You got that from
the word spices, didn't?
277
00:13:07,120 --> 00:13:08,955
No, thanks.
Had a late lunch.
278
00:13:08,996 --> 00:13:10,039
Fine. More for me.
279
00:13:11,291 --> 00:13:12,250
What?
280
00:13:12,667 --> 00:13:13,543
Nothing.
281
00:13:16,837 --> 00:13:18,339
I gotta say,
this chair's growing on.
282
00:13:18,381 --> 00:13:19,048
What?
283
00:13:21,426 --> 00:13:28,057
(QUIETLY)
Really growing on me.
284
00:13:28,099 --> 00:13:31,102
Now, Mr. Dunbar claims
you put your lips on his
for roughly 20 seconds.
285
00:13:33,772 --> 00:13:34,855
Because he had passed out.
286
00:13:37,609 --> 00:13:39,818
Well, Phyllis,
as you've warned me before,
that does not make it o.
287
00:13:43,156 --> 00:13:44,449
It was mouth-to-mouth
resuscitation.
288
00:13:45,575 --> 00:13:47,577
Tell me,
how does saving
someone's life
289
00:13:47,619 --> 00:13:49,162
bring about charges
of sexual harassment?
290
00:13:49,203 --> 00:13:50,288
I understand your conce,
291
00:13:51,122 --> 00:13:52,373
because I've met Mr. Dunbar.
292
00:13:54,875 --> 00:13:57,170
But I'm legally required
to go through this proc.
293
00:13:57,211 --> 00:13:59,172
Now, he also claims that
you came up behind him,
294
00:14:00,548 --> 00:14:02,550
put your arms around hi,
and made several thrust.
295
00:14:06,721 --> 00:14:07,639
He was like an animal.
296
00:14:10,266 --> 00:14:13,019
It was the
Heimlich Maneuver.
You know what?
297
00:14:13,060 --> 00:14:14,895
I am not going
to sit here and
entertain this nonsense.
298
00:14:14,937 --> 00:14:17,607
I have somewhere to be.
Oh, really?
299
00:14:17,649 --> 00:14:19,484
Where? To go on a date
with a certain waitress
300
00:14:19,526 --> 00:14:23,530
who works for
this very company?
301
00:14:23,571 --> 00:14:24,447
Oh, I get it.
302
00:14:25,990 --> 00:14:27,742
Very, very clever, Mr. Dunb.
303
00:14:29,828 --> 00:14:31,621
On this occasion,
I'm afraid this will no.
304
00:14:32,121 --> 00:14:33,039
Oh, really?
305
00:14:33,998 --> 00:14:35,958
Phyllis,
correct me if I'm wrong,
306
00:14:36,000 --> 00:14:38,294
but according
to paragraph 9,
subsection 4
307
00:14:39,086 --> 00:14:40,296
of the company handbook.
308
00:14:40,338 --> 00:14:41,589
You mean
the Dunbar Clause.
309
00:14:42,340 --> 00:14:43,341
(LAUGHS)
310
00:14:44,718 --> 00:14:46,553
Yes, thanks for
the shout out.
311
00:14:46,594 --> 00:14:48,596
As long as
there's an open
harassment complaint
312
00:14:48,638 --> 00:14:49,597
against an employee,
313
00:14:51,558 --> 00:14:53,601
they are forbidden
from interoffice relati.
314
00:14:56,521 --> 00:14:57,731
Technically,
that is correct.
315
00:14:57,772 --> 00:14:59,065
Amen, sister.
316
00:15:01,317 --> 00:15:02,569
You disgust me.
317
00:15:02,902 --> 00:15:04,028
Ooh!
318
00:15:06,280 --> 00:15:08,324
That certainly wasn't
the vibe you were
putting out yesterday.
319
00:15:16,624 --> 00:15:19,711
(SINGSONG)
Check it out.
320
00:15:19,753 --> 00:15:22,129
I finished the fort.
It took a while,
321
00:15:22,171 --> 00:15:26,843
but I think
it was worth taking
a vacation day for.
322
00:15:26,885 --> 00:15:28,135
(EXHALES)
Pretty sweet, huh?
323
00:15:29,721 --> 00:15:31,264
It's great, honey,
but I have bad news.
324
00:15:32,682 --> 00:15:35,643
My brother called,
and Logan's sick.
He's not coming.
325
00:15:35,685 --> 00:15:36,811
I see.
326
00:15:39,397 --> 00:15:41,357
And Logan had
your brother call you
327
00:15:41,399 --> 00:15:43,526
instead of
calling me himself?
328
00:15:43,568 --> 00:15:44,694
I'm really sorry.
329
00:15:44,736 --> 00:15:46,153
No, no. It's okay.
330
00:15:47,154 --> 00:15:48,573
Guess it was
just a waste of time.
331
00:15:48,615 --> 00:15:49,449
No, it wasn't!
332
00:15:50,533 --> 00:15:51,618
In fact,
333
00:15:53,160 --> 00:15:56,581
maybe you and I
should spend some
time in there together.
334
00:15:56,623 --> 00:16:00,126
Honey, there's kind of
a no girls allowed poli.
335
00:16:00,167 --> 00:16:01,377
Well, what if
that girl is me
336
00:16:02,044 --> 00:16:03,003
having sex with you?
337
00:16:08,384 --> 00:16:09,510
Okay.
338
00:16:10,762 --> 00:16:17,811
Maybe I can
waive the policy
just this once.
339
00:16:17,852 --> 00:16:19,479
Obviously,
there's no basis
for a complaint here.
340
00:16:19,520 --> 00:16:21,230
But clearly,
the two of you
341
00:16:21,272 --> 00:16:22,649
have a very
dysfunctional relations.
342
00:16:25,276 --> 00:16:26,778
Judge-y!
343
00:16:29,238 --> 00:16:30,865
I would recommend
that Mr. Patel
344
00:16:30,907 --> 00:16:36,162
be transferred
to another department.
345
00:16:36,203 --> 00:16:37,914
Well,
that seems a little ras.
346
00:16:37,956 --> 00:16:39,081
Can you put
that in writing?
347
00:16:42,209 --> 00:16:47,674
I'll give you a few
minutes to discuss.
348
00:16:47,715 --> 00:16:49,509
Okay. Don't worry.
349
00:16:51,051 --> 00:16:52,846
I'm not gonna
transfer you anywhere.
350
00:16:52,887 --> 00:16:55,849
We're gonna work this o.
351
00:16:55,890 --> 00:16:57,391
I have no desire
to work this out.
352
00:17:00,019 --> 00:17:00,979
You and I are through.
353
00:17:01,020 --> 00:17:01,855
Good-bye.
354
00:17:04,023 --> 00:17:09,863
(QUIETLY) Don't go.
355
00:17:09,904 --> 00:17:11,656
Excuse me?
356
00:17:11,698 --> 00:17:17,537
(MUTTERS)
Don't go.
357
00:17:17,578 --> 00:17:18,830
I'm sorry.
Are you saying "oil can?
358
00:17:22,333 --> 00:17:23,793
(SINGSONG)
Don't go.
359
00:17:25,795 --> 00:17:26,671
Why?
360
00:17:28,548 --> 00:17:30,550
Because I
(FADING) need you.
361
00:17:34,178 --> 00:17:35,221
Really?
362
00:17:38,808 --> 00:17:40,601
Okay. I'll stay
under one condition.
363
00:17:42,311 --> 00:17:43,730
I want you to thank me
for saving your life.
364
00:17:45,899 --> 00:17:47,025
Haven't I already
thanked you?
365
00:17:49,694 --> 00:17:50,987
No. Actually,
you accused me of rape.
366
00:17:54,615 --> 00:17:56,409
Wow. You really hear
what you wanna hear.
367
00:17:59,453 --> 00:18:00,371
Good-bye.
Ah.
368
00:18:06,126 --> 00:18:07,003
Thank you.
369
00:18:10,048 --> 00:18:10,965
For what?
370
00:18:14,134 --> 00:18:15,261
(MUTTERING)
Saving my life.
371
00:18:19,473 --> 00:18:20,767
You're welcome, sir.
372
00:18:20,808 --> 00:18:21,976
(SIGHS)
Okay. That's done.
373
00:18:23,519 --> 00:18:26,397
Now, let me take you out
for a nice dinner,
somewhere fancy.
374
00:18:26,439 --> 00:18:28,274
Is that really
the reason?
375
00:18:28,315 --> 00:18:31,110
You want to
make it up to me?
376
00:18:31,151 --> 00:18:42,038
You want me
to tell you now
or when we get there?
377
00:18:42,080 --> 00:18:43,205
Okay, look, I, uh...
378
00:18:44,832 --> 00:18:47,919
I haven't been
completely honest with .
379
00:18:47,961 --> 00:18:49,879
There's something
I need to confess
about the chair.
380
00:18:50,713 --> 00:18:52,465
Really?
And what is that?
381
00:18:52,506 --> 00:18:53,633
I just don't
think it works.
382
00:18:54,300 --> 00:18:55,509
Is that right?
Yes.
383
00:18:57,261 --> 00:18:59,388
Well, I can't say
that I'm surprised.
384
00:18:59,430 --> 00:19:02,100
Hopefully,
you learned
a little something.
385
00:19:02,141 --> 00:19:04,143
Oh, I did, and, uh,
I think I fixed the pro.
386
00:19:09,983 --> 00:19:10,900
What did you do?
387
00:19:13,486 --> 00:19:15,529
Well, when you
moved it out here,
388
00:19:15,571 --> 00:19:17,907
I realized
it didn't look right.
It needed a friend.
389
00:19:17,949 --> 00:19:20,034
Plus, you said it's
growing on you, right?
390
00:19:20,076 --> 00:19:20,994
I did say that.
391
00:19:23,830 --> 00:19:27,416
Besides, I thought
you'd get jealous
staring at me in my cha.
392
00:19:27,458 --> 00:19:29,293
Same day delivery?
393
00:19:29,335 --> 00:19:30,503
That couldn't
have been cheap.
394
00:19:30,544 --> 00:19:31,879
(LAUGHS)
Oh, it was not!
395
00:19:34,632 --> 00:19:36,467
But it was worth it
just to see the look
on your face.
396
00:19:51,357 --> 00:19:52,984
ADAM: (SIGHS)
I knew fort sex
would be awesome.
397
00:19:55,069 --> 00:19:56,863
JENNIFER: Yeah,
but it's pretty hot in .
398
00:19:56,904 --> 00:19:57,947
Yeah, it is.
399
00:19:59,198 --> 00:20:00,908
No. I mean I'm boiling.
400
00:20:00,950 --> 00:20:02,368
Oh.
I'll open the curtains.
401
00:20:05,579 --> 00:20:07,832
No, I have to
get out of here.
402
00:20:07,874 --> 00:20:09,083
(WOOD RATTLING)
403
00:20:09,917 --> 00:20:11,293
I can't.
The door's stuck!
404
00:20:11,335 --> 00:20:12,461
Move over.
Just let me try.
405
00:20:13,253 --> 00:20:14,755
I can't!
We're in a box!
406
00:20:16,757 --> 00:20:18,592
I knew I should
never have waived the
no girls allowed policy.
407
00:20:21,428 --> 00:20:24,598
Can you change the channel?
408
00:20:24,640 --> 00:20:25,599
What?
(GROANS)
409
00:20:29,311 --> 00:20:30,229
(CELL PHONE RINGS)
410
00:20:32,857 --> 00:20:35,317
What?
Can you please
change the channel?
411
00:20:35,359 --> 00:20:42,825
Hold on.
I'm getting another cal.
412
00:20:42,867 --> 00:20:43,743
Oh.
413
00:20:44,618 --> 00:20:45,703
Never was a Logan,
was there?
414
00:20:46,746 --> 00:20:48,748
No...
No, no, no!
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