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[♪♪♪]
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-Hi.
-Hey.
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Oh, is somebody
eating with you?
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No, just me.
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Oh, of course.
That's not an obscene amount of food...
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...for one person.
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Well, it's your fault.
It's this baby you put inside me.
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I am hungry all the time.
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Yesterday, I ate a whole package
of hot dog buns.
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Well, now, given your lifestyle...
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...I'm guessing
that you passed on the wieners.
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AUDREY:
Just coffee to go.
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-Scrambled eggs, pancakes...
-No.
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Hash browns, bacon...
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-No, no, no, no.
-A scone.
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There's no one
growing inside of you.
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He'll have egg whites,
dry toast, fruit, and turkey bacon.
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Ugh. Turkey.
Stupid lean, flightless bird.
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Uh, you heard what the doctor said
about your cholesterol.
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-He was impressed.
-That you're alive.
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So then I guess that's a "no"
to steaks and the NBA playoffs...
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...tonight at the Cattle Drive
bar and grill?
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The doctor said
Jeff has to drop 15 pounds.
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Oh, come on. That's easy.
He could shave that off in body hair.
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Well, listen, just because
it worked for you....
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All right, I gotta go to work.
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You be good.
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You, do not feed him, no matter
how much he begs or licks your face.
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-Do me a favor. Just...
-Mm.
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Eat with your mouth open
so I can smell it.
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Okay.
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RUSSELL:
Yikes.
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-Oh.
-Scoot over, preggo.
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Uh, just coffee.
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Oh, me too. Just keep it coming, please.
I am exhausted.
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Jen started
this new boot-camp workout...
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...so now we've been getting up
every day at dawn.
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-You're working out with her?
-No.
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I'm already about as cut
as you wanna be.
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Anyway, we're getting up
every day at 5...
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...so it's lights out by 9:30.
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So you have a bedtime.
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I wouldn't call it that.
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No, just a set time every night
that Jen makes you go to bed.
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That's right.
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That's right.
And I'm not even sleepy that early.
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Maybe you should try telling yourself
this story.
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[SEÑOR HAPPY'S
"HOW MANY WAYS" PLAYING]
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♪ How many ways
To say I love you ♪
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♪ How many ways to say
That I'm not scared ♪
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♪ With you by my side
There is no denying ♪
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♪ I can't wait for me and you ♪♪
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[♪♪♪]
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[SIGHS]
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Good morning, sir.
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Timmy, I'm bored.
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Well, doing nothing for 40 years
will often bring that on, sir.
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Ugh, now I'm even bored-er.
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Hey.
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I finished running
those copies you wanted.
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Thank you.
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Mr. Dunbar. This is our new intern
from NYU, Topher.
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Hey, Crockett from Miami Vice called,
heh, he wants his stubble back.
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I don't know who that is.
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But you know what?
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I like the statement you're making
with your hair.
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Thanks. Hey, um....
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Just so I know my statement's
coming across...
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...what are you getting exactly?
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Ironic 70's porno guy.
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Oh, great. It's working.
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Topher, all these copies
will need to be redone, I'm afraid.
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-You missed side two of the document.
-Fine, whatever.
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The world doesn't need trees...
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...much.
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Ha, ha. Oh, that's funny.
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He says it like he thinks
we don't need trees...
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...but he really thinks that we do.
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Yes, I was here.
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I like this guy.
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Maybe we should take him out
with us tonight.
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We're going to this cool club.
It's called Spaces. It's pretty maj.
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My friends and I go there ironically...
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...to make fun of people
who actually like it. Heh.
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TIMMY:
Hmm.
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Dude, that's why I go there,
ironically. Heh.
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But this clown thinks it's cool.
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No, I go because you've made it
part of my job...
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...to stand next to you as you spew
crude double entendres at women...
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...just this side of streetwalkers.
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Hey, if we're lucky they're on this side.
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I pray my parents die
never knowing what I do for a living.
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They don't know you work for me?
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In an effort to preserve my dignity...
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...I've told them I'm the mop boy
at the 8th Avenue peep show.
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Please, you couldn't carry
Glenn's bucket.
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And if that's your attitude...
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...maybe I'll just hang out
with Topher here tonight. Whoo.
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It's me and you. How about it, Toph?
You wanna go?
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Ah, well, there's an underground club
I was gonna check out.
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I guess you could come.
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All right.
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I'll meet you there at 9.
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Heh. So we can stand there like tools
for four hours until it opens?
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[♪♪♪]
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Sandwich and fries for you.
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Salad, light dressing
and a scoop of tuna.
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I ordered a hamburger, what the....
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-Audrey got to you, didn't she?
-Yup.
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Dammit. How'd she do that?
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You wouldn't understand. She tips.
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[CLICKS TONGUE]
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Well, I'm not gonna be starting now.
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Hello there, gents.
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Mr. Dunbar is engaged tonight,
so I'm as free as a bird.
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Who might be up for a wee bit
of mischief?
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Leprechauns?
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I would love to do something
with you, Timmy...
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...but, um,
oh, crap, I need to get home.
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-Move, move.
-It's past his bedtime.
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No, it isn't.
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I've got 20 minutes.
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-Then why are you leaving?
-I still have to take my bath.
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So, what say, Mr. Bingham? Hmm?
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An evening out? Capers and jests?
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And I assure you
wherever the night's fancy takes us...
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...shall forever remain entre nous.
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Uh, you know what?
I don't think so. Um....
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In fact, uh....
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I'm sure, no.
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[CELL PHONE CHIMES]
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So, I'll just pay for this then, shall I?
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[♪♪♪]
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[CROWD WHOOPING]
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Is this seat taken?
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Oh, my God.
Jeff, what are you doing here?
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Don't act all surprised, Brett Favre.
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Teasing me with this photo
of your meat.
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You wanted this to happen.
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Does Audrey know you're here?
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No. And she can't find out.
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Don't worry...
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...this will be our secret.
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It has to be. Tonight it's just you, me...
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...and whatever's left of that cow.
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[♪♪♪]
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See, isn't it nice
going to sleep together?
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I'd hate to become one of those couples
with separate bedtimes.
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I know. That would be...
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...different than this.
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I need you. I have trouble
falling asleep without you in the bed.
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[PATS BED]
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Hey, you know what helps me
fall asleep?
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Sex stuff.
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Oh, I would
but it's already past 9:30.
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But we haven't done it
since you started this boot camp.
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I know, but you can still hold me.
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That's just as good.
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JENNIFER:
Mm.
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Oh, yeah...
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...this is great.
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[♪♪♪]
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[BOTH SIGH]
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-That was amazing.
-Oh.
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-You are insatiable.
-Heh.
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Ah, I don't get to do this
with Audrey anymore...
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-...so I wanted to make the most of it.
-Ugh.
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God, Audrey. I feel so guilty...
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...going behind her back like this.
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Uh, look, I do too, it just happened.
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It's not like we planned that.
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Jeff, you phoned in your order.
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So, what do you think?
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Tomorrow you can maybe sneak away
for a little Duane's Barbecue?
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No, look. We gotta make this
just a one-time thing.
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I suppose you're right.
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Would you like me to bring you
some dessert menus?
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Very much so.
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[♪♪♪]
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TIMMY: Sir?
-Yo!
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I'm shocked to see you in so early.
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It's not early, dude.
I'm still going from last night, bro.
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Oh, you haven't been to sleep?
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[CHUCKLES]
Sleep?
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I'll take "outmoded societal constructs"
for 200, Alex.
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Who's Alex? I don't know,
I don't have a TV, I'm not a douche.
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You do and you are, sir.
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Dude, I was out all night with Topher
and his NYU crew.
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We went to happening places
on purpose, and lame ones...
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[IN LOW VOICE]
...ironically.
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At no point did anyone question
who invited Hall from Hall And Oates?
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[IN NORMAL VOICE]
Spoken like a jealous Oates.
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That's right, you're Oates. Take it.
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-Sir--
-Take it!
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It's taken, I'm Oates.
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Ha, ha. You admitted it.
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Look, where is Topher?
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I have some filing for him to do.
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Whoa, whoa. Topher's not some slave
for you to oppress...
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...General Moammar Kadorky.
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-Topical. Take it.
-It's taken.
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Topher's busy
planning our next hangout.
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Are you sure you can keep up...
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...with Topher
and his pretentious hipster friends?
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The question is,
can they keep up with...
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[IN LOW VOICE]
...me?
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[IN NORMAL VOICE]
And now, newly reenergized...
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I've got important work
to do in my office.
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[GROANS]
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[♪♪♪]
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[♪♪♪]
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I love you.
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I love you too.
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Hey, thanks again
for those flowers.
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JEFF:
Oh.
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Just because.
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Tied to no reason.
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[CELL PHONE RINGS]
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-Hello.
-Guess what I'm about to eat right now?
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It's Larry from work.
I'd better go take this.
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AUDREY:
Mm-hm.
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[SIGHS]
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What are you doing?
Audrey was right next to me.
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Dude, I am at Duane's Barbecue.
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Okay, and they just brought me
the biggest rack of ribs...
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...I have ever seen in my entire life.
Hold on. Hold on.
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Okay, I'm sending you
a picture of my rack.
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AUDREY:
Jeff.
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Yes.
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While you're in there,
check the kale. Give it a stir.
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Okay.
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Why don't you come join me?
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Look, we agreed, you and I,
it was a one-time thing.
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Plus, Audrey's already making...
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...dinner.
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-Everything okay?
-Ah.
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I gotta to run off to the office.
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Right now? But I made
a pound and a half of kale.
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I know, I feel bad.
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It's just Larry said
the NASDAQ's all....
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It's this whole thing.
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Oh, don't try to look it
up on the internet.
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It'll just depress you.
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[♪♪♪]
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MAN 1 [OVER HEADPHONES]:
The fire we reported at the old fire hall...
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...is still burning out of control.
247
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There are no reports of injuries
but a three-block area has been--
248
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[BUTTON CLICKS]
249
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[SUSPENSEFUL MUSIC
PLAYS OVER HEADPHONES]
250
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[BUTTON CLICKS]
251
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MAN 2:
Score remains 97-98--
252
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[SEXY MUSIC
PLAYING OVER HEADPHONES]
253
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[BUTTON CLICKS]
254
00:14:16,521 --> 00:14:17,731
MAN 3:
--by the Senate.
255
00:14:17,940 --> 00:14:20,234
He had some of the backbone
to kill this.
256
00:14:21,318 --> 00:14:22,862
[♪♪♪]
257
00:14:23,904 --> 00:14:25,865
[MUSIC PLAYING INSIDE]
258
00:14:28,492 --> 00:14:30,953
Check out that loser in front of us.
259
00:14:31,161 --> 00:14:34,581
Still waiting
an hour-and-a-half to get in.
260
00:14:37,877 --> 00:14:40,087
Isn't that what we're doing?
261
00:14:48,262 --> 00:14:50,722
This place is gonna be pretty great.
262
00:14:50,931 --> 00:14:53,767
Yeah. Great.
263
00:14:57,062 --> 00:14:59,773
Um, are you being ironic?
264
00:15:00,357 --> 00:15:02,692
Yeah, totally am.
265
00:15:03,818 --> 00:15:06,446
Oh, well, then, uh,
you wanna get out of here?
266
00:15:06,655 --> 00:15:08,282
Go somewhere else?
267
00:15:08,490 --> 00:15:11,785
Yeah, I really wanna do that.
268
00:15:12,702 --> 00:15:14,746
Sweet.
269
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Right.
270
00:15:34,516 --> 00:15:36,143
I was already....
271
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[♪♪♪]
272
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[SIGHS]
273
00:15:50,365 --> 00:15:52,451
-Hey.
-Where've you been?
274
00:15:54,119 --> 00:15:56,788
-To the office, like I said.
-Nope, I called the office.
275
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There was no answer. I was worried.
276
00:15:59,291 --> 00:16:01,418
And then I took a walk.
277
00:16:01,626 --> 00:16:04,504
-It's a terrific town to take a walk in--
AUDREY: Shut up.
278
00:16:05,547 --> 00:16:07,132
I want the truth, Jeff.
279
00:16:07,341 --> 00:16:11,220
I know you're up to something.
What is that red mark on your collar?
280
00:16:11,428 --> 00:16:13,055
Huh?
281
00:16:13,847 --> 00:16:15,307
-It's nothing.
-Oh.
282
00:16:15,849 --> 00:16:18,060
That is not nothing. It's...
283
00:16:19,894 --> 00:16:22,439
Oh, my God.
Is that barbecue sauce?
284
00:16:22,647 --> 00:16:26,818
What? No, of course not.
It's not-- It's not barbecue sauce.
285
00:16:29,738 --> 00:16:31,365
It's lipstick.
286
00:16:34,034 --> 00:16:36,495
I'm having an affair.
It's been going on for a while.
287
00:16:38,163 --> 00:16:41,000
Mm-hm, an affair, huh?
288
00:16:41,625 --> 00:16:44,461
Then why did
I find this in your wallet?
289
00:16:46,796 --> 00:16:49,258
It's a condom for my sex affair.
290
00:16:50,134 --> 00:16:52,886
It's a wet-nap, Jeff!
291
00:16:56,098 --> 00:16:58,683
Have you been running off
to eat bad food with Brenda?
292
00:16:58,892 --> 00:17:00,102
Yeah. I didn't tell you...
293
00:17:00,310 --> 00:17:02,562
...because I wanted to spare
your feelings.
294
00:17:02,771 --> 00:17:06,858
Oh, God. Look, you cut me off,
I had to go somewhere else.
295
00:17:07,067 --> 00:17:10,320
-So you go running to Brenda?
-No, not necessarily Brenda.
296
00:17:11,613 --> 00:17:13,657
There have been others?
297
00:17:14,449 --> 00:17:17,077
Look, I.... I'm always gonna crave
bad foods, Audrey.
298
00:17:17,286 --> 00:17:18,620
That's just how I am.
299
00:17:19,829 --> 00:17:21,665
That's why I worry about you.
300
00:17:21,873 --> 00:17:25,502
I can't help it. This is what me
loving you looks like.
301
00:17:27,796 --> 00:17:29,756
Isn't there some kind of compromise?
302
00:17:31,508 --> 00:17:34,428
Well, I'd be willing
to try loving you less.
303
00:17:35,429 --> 00:17:37,431
Hey, maybe if you weren't
such a fanatic. Come on.
304
00:17:37,889 --> 00:17:40,517
If you were to just let up a little,
then I would do better.
305
00:17:40,725 --> 00:17:43,770
I'd order egg whites instead of eggs.
306
00:17:43,978 --> 00:17:45,689
-And turkey bacon?
-Oh, come on.
307
00:17:45,897 --> 00:17:47,482
It's a deal breaker.
308
00:17:47,691 --> 00:17:49,276
All right.
But then I get my home fries.
309
00:17:49,484 --> 00:17:50,610
Done.
310
00:17:52,237 --> 00:17:53,322
So, where did you two go?
311
00:17:54,489 --> 00:17:57,534
-Uh, we went to Duane's Barbecue.
-Ugh.
312
00:17:57,742 --> 00:18:00,204
-And I thought about you the whole--
-Oh, shut up.
313
00:18:00,412 --> 00:18:01,788
[♪♪♪]
314
00:18:04,999 --> 00:18:07,919
Where's that little sex-offender
you're always with?
315
00:18:11,715 --> 00:18:13,883
He had other plans.
316
00:18:14,718 --> 00:18:17,179
So once more, I'm on my own.
317
00:18:18,012 --> 00:18:19,223
You know, Doreen, uh...
318
00:18:19,431 --> 00:18:21,183
...I've been meaning
to compliment you on that.
319
00:18:21,391 --> 00:18:24,353
Oh, I've had them
since I was 12 years old.
320
00:18:26,271 --> 00:18:27,897
Oh, no, no, no. Um....
321
00:18:28,107 --> 00:18:30,066
I was referring to the pin
you're wearing.
322
00:18:30,900 --> 00:18:34,154
"Tipping is not just a city
in China." Well done.
323
00:18:34,779 --> 00:18:36,531
Thanks, I was hoping you'd like it.
324
00:18:36,740 --> 00:18:40,535
Oh, look at us,
two strangers in a big city.
325
00:18:42,329 --> 00:18:44,998
We see each other daily,
yet I know so little about you.
326
00:18:45,207 --> 00:18:48,835
Who is this enigma we call Doreen?
327
00:18:49,544 --> 00:18:51,546
Nice try, but I'm married.
328
00:19:01,931 --> 00:19:04,143
Sir, what are you doing here?
329
00:19:04,684 --> 00:19:07,646
I just stopped by
to goof on this place...
330
00:19:07,854 --> 00:19:10,399
...because it's so conventional
and mainstream.
331
00:19:10,607 --> 00:19:13,943
Hey, a diner that sells pie.
How original.
332
00:19:15,111 --> 00:19:17,113
-What do you want?
-Pie, please.
333
00:19:19,366 --> 00:19:21,535
I'm gonna eat it ironically.
334
00:19:22,452 --> 00:19:24,746
So, uh,
will Topher and his hipster friends...
335
00:19:24,954 --> 00:19:28,250
...be joining you here
to help you give pie what for?
336
00:19:29,042 --> 00:19:31,836
No, I left them
at some club in Brooklyn.
337
00:19:32,045 --> 00:19:35,549
Truth is, it's hard being cooler
than everyone else.
338
00:19:37,133 --> 00:19:39,511
You have to keep track
of what you're actually enjoying...
339
00:19:39,719 --> 00:19:43,807
...and what you're mocking
because other people enjoy it.
340
00:19:44,015 --> 00:19:46,768
Ah, I don't have that many levels.
341
00:19:47,561 --> 00:19:50,439
Yes, one level
would be rounding it up.
342
00:19:53,066 --> 00:19:54,984
Take it.
343
00:19:57,696 --> 00:19:59,489
It's taken.
344
00:19:59,906 --> 00:20:01,241
What about you?
345
00:20:01,491 --> 00:20:05,745
-Having a good time?
-Ah. Not really, sir.
346
00:20:05,954 --> 00:20:08,332
Everybody I know
is in some kind of relationship.
347
00:20:09,374 --> 00:20:11,418
Then I realized that,
for better or for worse...
348
00:20:11,626 --> 00:20:14,379
...and make no mistake
it's often the latter...
349
00:20:15,422 --> 00:20:17,382
...you're the most significant relationship
I have.
350
00:20:18,217 --> 00:20:20,885
Wow, you cast a wide net.
351
00:20:23,305 --> 00:20:25,307
[♪♪♪]
352
00:20:28,560 --> 00:20:30,562
[♪♪♪]
353
00:20:31,855 --> 00:20:33,523
[SEXY MUSIC
PLAYING OVER HEADPHONES]
354
00:20:52,417 --> 00:20:53,460
Adam.
355
00:20:55,211 --> 00:20:56,255
Adam.
356
00:20:57,714 --> 00:21:00,509
Oh. Hey, honey.
357
00:21:04,263 --> 00:21:06,180
[♪♪♪]
358
00:21:12,396 --> 00:21:14,398
[♪♪♪]
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