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Sir, I just got a call
from your father.
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He's on his way up
to see you.
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Oh! I did not know
that my dad was in town.
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Sir, I know your father
can be intimidating...
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(GROANS)
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...but you're a grown m.
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Why do you allow him
to have this power
over you?
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I don't know.
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Why do you allow me
to have power over you?
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(SIGHS)
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Anyway, he's in town
for a couple of days,
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and he's excited
to meet your wife.
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What? No!
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My wife is Liz!
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I mean,
look at this grill.
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Sir, you're overreactin.
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She's not that bad.
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Compared to the chicks
he marries, she is.
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His latest wife is one
of the hottest, youngest
women in the world.
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That's it.
I need a professional escor.
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You're going to use
a prostitute
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to pose as your wife?
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That's a great idea.
When I'm finished,
I'll have her do that.
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Russell!
Hey.
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Come here,
you little flyweight!
Come on.
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Put 'em up!
Put 'em up!
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So, wait, what are you
doing in town, Dad?
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Well, I came in
to check up on
my company,
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and I thought I'd meet
that tasty little piece
you married.
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What do you think, Timm?
Is she a looker?
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In the sense that
she can see? Yes.
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Well, I've set quite
a high bar in the
marriage department.
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That is, if you
throw out Russell's
mother as a mulligan.
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It's funny because
she gave me life.
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Here, take a look
at my latest.
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I was in Tahiti,
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and I saw the most
beautiful woman.
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And then...
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I married her daughter.
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My God,
she's exquisite.
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Yeah? You should
see her naked.
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Matter of fact,
give me your email address.
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Oh, no. You don't
have to do that.
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It's right there on the.
All right.
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Russell,
let's see a picture
of your wife.
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Oh, Liz?
My wife? Um...
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I don't think
I have one like
here, handy.
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Well, no matter.
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Bring her to the club
tomorrow night, 6:00.
I'll meet her then.
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Okay, Dad.
Ho! Ha ha ha!
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I never liked that.
See you, Timmy.
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Sir.
(SIGHS)
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Sorry I had to put
you through that.
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Ah, it's all right, sir.
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No, I'm talking
to the shredder.
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♪ How many ways
to say I love you?
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♪ How many ways
to say that I'm not sc?
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♪ With you by my side
There is no denying
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♪ I can't wait
for me and you ♪
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Whoa, whoa, whoa.
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What's Booger doing
in our booth?
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Who?
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That's Booger from
Revenge Of The Nerds.
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Oh, hey, hey.
Guys! Guys!
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Check it out!
It's Curtis Armstrong.
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Hi! I'm Curtis!
Yeah, we heard.
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Shove it over, Booger.
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Um, it's actually Curti.
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Oh, it's all right.
It's all right, Adam.
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I'm...I'm proud of my w.
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Jeez, don't break
your arm patting
yourself on the back.
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Adam was actually
just about to tell me
how he and Curtis met.
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It was raining...
Mm-hmm.
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...and we both reached
for the cab door
at the same time, right?
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And I was like...
Remember?
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I was like,
"Where are you headed?"
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And I'm like...
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BOTH: "Where are you headed"
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And so we
get to chatting,
and whatnot.
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And what we realized,
that we have so much
in common, you know?
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Like I love
Revenge Of The Nerds.
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And I'm in
Revenge Of The Nerds.
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Right.
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(CELL PHONE RINGS)
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Thank God.
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It's Audrey.
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Hey, uh, did the,
uh, doctor call?
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Yeah, uh, he said
the thing in my throat's
just a node,
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and, uh,
he's running some tests
to make sure it's nothi.
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And he said
I shouldn't worry.
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All right,
so let me guess.
You're going to worry.
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Of course I am!
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We won't know
the test results
till Monday.
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I'm going to need you
to keep me calm this weeke.
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Just try to relax.
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I can't!
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Good start.
I'll see you in a bit.
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No test results
until Monday.
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This is devastating.
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Oh, my God.
Is she going to be okay?
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Who?
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Audrey!
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Look, she's going to be fin.
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But this whole throat tg
is just going to wreck
my weekend plans.
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Dude, I am sure
she can still
do other stuff.
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I'm supposed to go
to Syracuse this weeken,
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to see my old
college buddies.
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Oh, so go.
I can't.
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Wait. Can I?
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You do,
and she will
resent you.
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Yes, and when her,
uh, test results
come back fine,
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I will resent her.
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Once again,
in marriage,
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there are no winners.
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You know,
there may be a way
for you to go
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and not have Audrey
resent you.
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Actors always
have the answers.
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Go ahead, Curtis.
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Okay.
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The key is to have
Audrey think
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it's her idea
that you go.
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How?
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Be such a nice guy
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that she'll feel
too guilty to ask
you to stay.
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What?
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You know,
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Booger actually might be
on to something here.
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You know,
I have made
over 30 movies.
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You played Booger
in all of them?
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No!
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Just four.
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(MOUTHS)
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Wow! Fancy!
Huh? (CHUCKLES)
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What gave you the idea
for my day of beauty?
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All the other days.
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Oh, you!
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But seriously,
you deserve to
be pampered.
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You know, the way
my stomach's going,
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I could use some Pamper.
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Bonjour.
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Hey, there you go.
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French! (LAUGHS)
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You know,
I speak French
to my husband.
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With my tongue.
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(LAUGHS)
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Stay down,
cobb salad.
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What can we do
for you today?
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Everything!
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I mean,
whatever you got,
throw it at her.
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I'd like to look like
January Jones in
Mad Men.
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Mmm.
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Okay, you heard the lad.
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January Jones
in Mad Men, it is.
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Hey, call your families.
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You won't
be home tonight.
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Oh, we have
a special delivery
for Audrey Bingham.
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Jeff, that is so...
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Wait, is the special dey
what's behind the baske?
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Not this time.
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Then that
is very nice.
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Uh, this stuff should jt
help keep your mind off
of your test results.
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Uh-huh. Trashy magazine,
wine, romantic movies.
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Look at you,
with your thoughtfulnes.
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And I'm going to be
here every minute
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to take care of you
and support you,
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even if it means not gog
on my guys' weekend
to Syracuse.
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Oh, God.
That's right.
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That's this weekend.
It is.
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Uh, but you
just say the word,
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and I will cancel it.
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Oh, honey,
don't be ridiculous.
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Of course,
I want you to stay.
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Yeah, yeah,
this will be fun.
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I'm going to go
open this wine.
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Then we can watch that
Tilda Swinton movie.
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That's great
advice, Booger.
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You look beautiful.
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Boy, it's really nice
of you to invite me.
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It can get lonely
working on location,
away from home.
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Oh...
Well,
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it is the anniversary
of our first date,
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so it makes sense
that Booger's here.
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You know, I'm getting
a little tired of this,.
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Um, Curtis is more
than just Booger.
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Oh...
No, no.
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He has done
countless classics, oka?
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Risky Business,
Better Off Dead.
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I wrote additional matel
for the Goofy Movie.
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Huh.
I did not know that.
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Way to go, man.
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Thank you, Adam.
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What is happening?
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I'm sorry,
I didn't mean
to get upset.
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This is our anniversary.
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This is our special nig.
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To us.
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To us.
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Get in here, Curtis.
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Hey, Timmy,
thanks for coming.
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They're ready
to release Liz
into the wild.
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Well, sir, I'm sure
they did a fine job.
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Mr. Dunbar?
Yeah.
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You can see
your wife now.
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All right.
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Did you make her look le
that hot chick from Mad Men?
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(SULTRY) Hello,
Don Draper.
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Turn her back around.
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God! My dad's going
to laugh in my face.
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Why, sir?
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Because she has
the same hair as you?
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Look, the only time
I've ever impressed my d
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is with the hot
chicks I've pulled.
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Without that, in his ey,
I'm nothing.
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All right,
I've never told you thi,
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for fear you'd
insult my manhood.
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But my aunt
is a top stylist
in London.
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And I used to work for r
during school breaks.
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Totally gay.
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But you think
you can make Liz
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hot enough
to show my dad?
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I don't think I can.
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Oh...
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I know I can.
Oh?
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(UPBEAT MUSIC PLAYS)
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(MUSIC CONTINUES)
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(MUSIC CONTINUES)
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Excuse me, Dr. Lam.
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Oh, Mr. Bingham.
Did we have
an appointment?
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Ah, no, I just need
a quick favor.
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I was hoping that
we could get Audrey's
test results early, you kno?
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Before the weekend.
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I'd like to help you,
but it's really up to t.
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I see.
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How much?
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Excuse me?
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Times are tough.
You want to wet your be.
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I can play ball.
Let's dance.
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I have patients
to attend to.
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You can
show yourself out.
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I get it. You just wante
to leave it on your des.
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(CELL PHONE RINGS)
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Hello.
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Oh, my God.
Already?
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Oh! That is
such a relief.
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Oh, thank you.
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And please, please,
thank Dr. Lam for me.
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(FALSETTO VOICE)
Oh, I will. Rest easy.
No worries, dear.
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Bye-bye.
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Wow.
(CHUCKLES)
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A day of beauty
and now this
swanky joint.
251
00:13:08,037 --> 00:13:12,083
Hey, my thong is so tig,
I can taste it.
252
00:13:12,125 --> 00:13:13,960
Okay, well, uh,
why don't you go check t
the hors d'oeuvres?
253
00:13:14,001 --> 00:13:14,961
Roger that.
254
00:13:19,299 --> 00:13:21,384
Well, sir, your dad's
sure to be impressed.
255
00:13:21,426 --> 00:13:23,177
Mrs. Dunbar looks
stunning tonight.
256
00:13:23,219 --> 00:13:25,138
Yeah, you don't know
what stunning is to my .
257
00:13:25,179 --> 00:13:27,140
Actually, I do.
258
00:13:27,181 --> 00:13:31,227
He followed through
on emailing me
a photo of his new wife.
259
00:13:31,269 --> 00:13:32,646
Oh, God.
Hi, Mommy.
260
00:13:35,315 --> 00:13:39,527
Oh, wonderful.
You got the picture.
261
00:13:39,569 --> 00:13:40,445
So what do you
think, Russell?
262
00:13:40,487 --> 00:13:41,862
Oh, it's great.
263
00:13:41,904 --> 00:13:43,406
Great young,
naked wife, Dad.
264
00:13:44,741 --> 00:13:45,700
Thank you.
265
00:13:46,785 --> 00:13:49,663
There's another
piece of the puzzle.
266
00:13:49,704 --> 00:13:50,871
So where is this
wife of yours?
267
00:13:50,913 --> 00:13:51,748
Liz!
268
00:13:54,292 --> 00:13:56,670
It's official,
my thong just got
to fifth base.
269
00:13:56,711 --> 00:13:58,837
(CHUCKLES) Liz,
this is my dad, Frankli.
270
00:13:59,547 --> 00:14:01,007
Oh, delighted.
Mmm.
271
00:14:01,966 --> 00:14:04,010
Well, the pleasure
is all mine.
272
00:14:04,051 --> 00:14:07,054
But I'm not sure "littl"
is the operative word.
273
00:14:07,096 --> 00:14:08,055
He likes her boobs.
274
00:14:10,433 --> 00:14:11,768
You're bawdy.
275
00:14:12,851 --> 00:14:14,562
I like that in
a captain of industry.
276
00:14:14,604 --> 00:14:16,022
And I like that dress.
277
00:14:17,106 --> 00:14:18,274
Oh, thank you.
278
00:14:18,983 --> 00:14:20,318
Timmy picked it out.
279
00:14:20,360 --> 00:14:23,738
Yeah, that figures.
280
00:14:23,780 --> 00:14:24,989
He thinks I'm gay.
281
00:14:25,031 --> 00:14:28,159
Always has.
So do I.
282
00:14:28,201 --> 00:14:29,952
Liz, why don't you
join me in the bar?
283
00:14:29,994 --> 00:14:31,621
Let me buy my new
daughter-in-law a drink.
284
00:14:31,663 --> 00:14:33,373
Well, I am a bit parche.
285
00:14:34,290 --> 00:14:41,548
Although my pits
sure aren't.
286
00:14:41,589 --> 00:14:44,050
I hope this goes well.
287
00:14:44,091 --> 00:14:46,010
Sir, isn't it time
you stopped craving
your father's approval?
288
00:14:46,052 --> 00:14:47,136
I don't crave his appro.
289
00:14:48,262 --> 00:14:49,639
I just desperately
need him to like her
290
00:14:49,681 --> 00:14:53,309
to feel good about myse.
291
00:14:53,351 --> 00:14:54,435
(GROANS)
292
00:14:58,231 --> 00:14:59,023
Hey.
293
00:14:59,940 --> 00:15:01,651
Hey! I'm so glad
you're home.
294
00:15:01,693 --> 00:15:03,444
Doctor's office called.
Oh!
295
00:15:03,486 --> 00:15:04,237
Wow. That wasn't
supposed to be till Mon.
296
00:15:04,278 --> 00:15:05,196
That makes no sense.
297
00:15:08,241 --> 00:15:10,368
I don't know,
but they called.
298
00:15:10,410 --> 00:15:11,745
Everything's okay.
299
00:15:11,786 --> 00:15:12,995
Oh, that's great news. .
300
00:15:13,037 --> 00:15:13,830
Mmm.
301
00:15:15,790 --> 00:15:17,375
Well, I guess
the lesson is
302
00:15:17,417 --> 00:15:18,585
that you really
have to embrace life.
303
00:15:18,626 --> 00:15:20,670
Mmm.
Travel.
304
00:15:20,712 --> 00:15:21,546
Oh!
305
00:15:22,589 --> 00:15:24,048
Yeah, hey!
You can go
to Syracuse.
306
00:15:24,090 --> 00:15:25,299
Oh, that's right!
That's this weekend!
307
00:15:25,341 --> 00:15:26,259
Yeah!
308
00:15:27,427 --> 00:15:28,302
Go, go. Have fun.
309
00:15:29,763 --> 00:15:33,266
I don't know.
Are you sure you're
going to be okay?
310
00:15:33,307 --> 00:15:35,059
Please,
I'll be fine.
311
00:15:35,101 --> 00:15:36,561
(CELL PHONE RINGS)
312
00:15:37,311 --> 00:15:39,439
(CLEARS THROAT) Hello.
313
00:15:39,480 --> 00:15:41,566
Oh, hey, Dr. Lam.
314
00:15:41,608 --> 00:15:44,778
(WHISPERS)
I'll see you on Sunday.
315
00:15:44,819 --> 00:15:47,655
Oh, yeah, thanks,
but someone from your
office already called.
316
00:15:47,697 --> 00:15:48,989
He was?
317
00:15:49,616 --> 00:15:50,742
Was he? Freeze!
318
00:15:55,037 --> 00:15:56,080
Thanks for calling.
319
00:15:58,750 --> 00:16:01,586
(CELL PHONE CLATTERS)
320
00:16:01,628 --> 00:16:03,254
So the test results
are good? Congratula...
321
00:16:03,296 --> 00:16:04,338
Shut up!
322
00:16:07,842 --> 00:16:10,887
You actually had
someone from the doctors
office call and lie?
323
00:16:10,929 --> 00:16:15,600
No, I called.
324
00:16:15,642 --> 00:16:16,476
Gotcha.
325
00:16:19,771 --> 00:16:22,148
What did you think
would happen Monday,
when I found out?
326
00:16:22,189 --> 00:16:23,357
I'm no genius.
You know that.
327
00:16:25,902 --> 00:16:27,528
God, I should have known
you were up to something
328
00:16:27,570 --> 00:16:29,447
the second you offered
to stay with me.
329
00:16:29,489 --> 00:16:30,907
You know,
a few years ago,
330
00:16:30,949 --> 00:16:35,453
you never would
have missed that.
331
00:16:35,495 --> 00:16:37,872
So, now,
where did we land
332
00:16:39,206 --> 00:16:40,082
vis-a-vis?
333
00:16:42,836 --> 00:16:43,670
Wow!
334
00:16:46,088 --> 00:16:50,426
Well, you've got big on,
I'll give you that.
335
00:16:50,468 --> 00:16:52,178
And I'm going
to leave this one up
to your conscience.
336
00:16:53,095 --> 00:16:54,221
If, after what
you have done,
337
00:16:55,348 --> 00:16:57,475
you can actually
walk out that door...
338
00:16:57,517 --> 00:17:07,819
All right,
I'll see you on Sunday.
339
00:17:07,861 --> 00:17:08,862
(SIGHS) Ah...
340
00:17:11,364 --> 00:17:15,201
You know,
I had a lot of time to ,
out there in the hall.
341
00:17:15,242 --> 00:17:16,160
And, uh...
342
00:17:17,912 --> 00:17:20,581
I'm thinking I should s.
343
00:17:20,623 --> 00:17:22,709
Mmm. I'm thinking
that might make
344
00:17:22,750 --> 00:17:27,839
the rest of your life
tolerable.
345
00:17:27,881 --> 00:17:30,132
Look, uh, I know
I've been a jerk
about this whole throat thi.
346
00:17:30,174 --> 00:17:33,594
But I think
it's just really been
a defense mechanism.
347
00:17:33,636 --> 00:17:38,182
I just... I couldn't act
that anything could ever
be wrong with you.
348
00:17:38,224 --> 00:17:39,058
Wow.
349
00:17:40,727 --> 00:17:41,519
Where'd that come from?
350
00:17:41,561 --> 00:17:42,478
My butt.
351
00:17:46,941 --> 00:17:54,699
I just pulled it
right out of there.
352
00:17:54,741 --> 00:17:57,159
They've been
over there too long.
353
00:17:57,201 --> 00:17:59,453
She's going to say
something gross.
354
00:17:59,495 --> 00:18:04,375
Or her thong's
going to snap and
take his eye out.
355
00:18:04,417 --> 00:18:06,335
Sir, I'm sure
everything will be fine.
356
00:18:06,377 --> 00:18:07,461
In fact, here
she comes now.
357
00:18:07,503 --> 00:18:08,170
(SIGHS)
358
00:18:10,172 --> 00:18:11,716
You will not believe
what just happened.
359
00:18:11,758 --> 00:18:12,884
I knew it.
Which eye was it?
360
00:18:16,012 --> 00:18:17,137
What? No!
361
00:18:18,180 --> 00:18:19,599
Your father just
propositioned me.
362
00:18:19,640 --> 00:18:20,600
No! Really?
363
00:18:21,267 --> 00:18:22,309
Oh, that's great!
364
00:18:24,020 --> 00:18:25,563
See! Don't you get it?
365
00:18:25,605 --> 00:18:27,440
Not only does he
approve of Liz,
366
00:18:27,481 --> 00:18:28,942
he wants to do her.
I win, Timmy, I win!
367
00:18:31,819 --> 00:18:33,446
Now wait just
a cotton-pickin' minute!
368
00:18:35,656 --> 00:18:38,743
Is that why you
had your gay assistant
get me all dolled up?
369
00:18:38,785 --> 00:18:40,703
I'm not gay. I...
370
00:18:42,496 --> 00:18:44,373
So you can trot me
in front of your father,
371
00:18:45,499 --> 00:18:47,085
like a prized hog
at the county fair?
372
00:18:49,754 --> 00:18:51,047
I'm not sure
you'd win any prizes.
373
00:18:55,885 --> 00:18:57,553
And then you have
the nerve to say
that you win?
374
00:18:59,388 --> 00:19:01,474
Well, let me tell you
something, buster.
375
00:19:01,515 --> 00:19:03,684
I'm the one who wins.
376
00:19:03,726 --> 00:19:04,560
What?
377
00:19:07,313 --> 00:19:09,065
Not only do two guys
want a piece of this,
378
00:19:09,941 --> 00:19:11,109
but they're father and !
379
00:19:11,818 --> 00:19:12,902
"Dear Penthouse..."
380
00:19:15,404 --> 00:19:16,238
Come on, hubby.
381
00:19:17,156 --> 00:19:18,449
You have a thong
to excavate.
382
00:19:29,543 --> 00:19:31,087
Where have you been?
383
00:19:31,129 --> 00:19:31,921
I've been trying
to reach you all day.
384
00:19:31,963 --> 00:19:32,713
(SIGHS)
385
00:19:33,297 --> 00:19:34,256
Coney Island.
386
00:19:36,383 --> 00:19:38,385
Curtis had never been.
387
00:19:38,427 --> 00:19:39,553
Look what he won me.
388
00:19:41,973 --> 00:19:42,723
Hey...
389
00:19:43,516 --> 00:19:45,601
Guess what I named him.
390
00:19:45,643 --> 00:19:49,480
If you say Curtis,
I will gut the bear.
391
00:19:49,522 --> 00:19:52,859
I haven't named him yet.
392
00:19:52,900 --> 00:19:54,568
Hey, I don't understand.
393
00:19:54,610 --> 00:19:56,154
You're acting like Curts
is your boyfriend.
394
00:19:56,195 --> 00:19:57,864
Oh, honey.
That's crazy, you know?
395
00:19:59,239 --> 00:20:00,867
I mean, he's a...a boy,
396
00:20:01,701 --> 00:20:03,161
and he's a friend, but..
397
00:20:05,788 --> 00:20:07,707
Look...I just really loe
Revenge Of The Nerds.
398
00:20:08,875 --> 00:20:11,418
You know, I totally
identified with it.
399
00:20:11,460 --> 00:20:14,881
Oh, did you used
to get picked on?
400
00:20:14,922 --> 00:20:18,843
No, no, honey.
I was the handsome jock
who bullied the nerds.
401
00:20:18,885 --> 00:20:20,511
But someone
stood up to you and
taught you a lesson?
402
00:20:20,553 --> 00:20:22,722
No, no. One tried,
403
00:20:22,763 --> 00:20:26,308
but I broke his
stupid glasses and
took his lunch money.
404
00:20:26,350 --> 00:20:28,019
And I used
that lunch money
405
00:20:28,978 --> 00:20:31,981
to rent
Revenge Of The Nerds.
406
00:20:32,023 --> 00:20:32,732
(CELL PHONE RINGS)
Of course.
407
00:20:32,773 --> 00:20:33,607
Shh!
408
00:20:36,360 --> 00:20:39,864
Oh, my God.
It's a text from Curtis.
409
00:20:39,906 --> 00:20:40,781
"Heading home.
410
00:20:41,448 --> 00:20:42,449
"Got a job in LA."
411
00:20:43,826 --> 00:20:44,785
Wow.
412
00:20:45,828 --> 00:20:50,457
I didn't even get
to say good-bye.
413
00:20:50,499 --> 00:20:51,417
Go to him.
414
00:20:53,127 --> 00:20:54,128
You're the best.
415
00:20:54,170 --> 00:20:55,129
(KISSES)
416
00:20:58,716 --> 00:21:00,718
I hope that's all
that Booger gets.
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