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I feel like I accomplished
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everything I wanted to
in publishing.
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I'm ready for fresh challenges.
Oh, heads up!
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Hey, not cool, Andy.
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We're interviewing
a lady over here.
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Ah, heh. So you two founded
a company?
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Yeah,
Tug and I started it last year
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with money I made
selling my Ritalin.
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Oh...
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So you don't need it any--?
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[STAMMERS]
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So can you tell me more
about what you do?
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Well, we, uh, created
a gaming website.
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Some venture capital thing
just gave us,
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like, a buttload
of seed money.
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Oh.
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Perhaps
you can buy back Barry's meds.
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Yeah, well, so now we just
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need someone
to keep things organized,
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so we can focus
on the more important stuff.
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Hey, we're gonna go drop a case
of toner off the roof, bro.
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Sweet.
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We're gonna have
to cut this short.
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I don't know much
about technology,
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but, uh, dropping things
off the roof
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doesn't seem like a great idea.
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Phew.
Audrey's right, Barry.
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This is the kind
of thinking we need around here,
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someone
with great business ideas.
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[CHUCKLES]
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Like not killing
innocent pedestrians?
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Audrey's right again, Bar.
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[***]
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So you're not gonna take
the job?
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Hmm.
I don't think it's for me.
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Yeah, you're right.
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Hold out for something more
to your taste.
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Queen of England
can't live forever.
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[ELEVATOR DINGS]
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Hello, Audrey.
Hello there, Jeff.
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Um, what are you doing here?
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Surprise!
I've been trying to reach you
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but you haven't called me back.
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Oh, I never got any messages.
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No one's returning my calls
lately.
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It must be something wrong
with my phone.
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Yes,
the only possible explanation.
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Ahem, so why are you here?
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That's the surprise.
I live here now.
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No, you don't.
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I do, silly.
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I took that sublet
from the Bertman's.
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I'm gonna be right upstairs
from you.
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We'll be seeing each other
all the time.
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Yay!
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[GIGGLING]
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Oh, look, Jeff,
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you made me drop my panties.
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Can you hand those
back to me, please?
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Ah...
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Silly.
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[SIGHS]
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[SEÑOR HAPPY'S
"HOW MANY WAYS" PLAYING]
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* How many ways
To say I love you? *
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* How many ways
To say that I'm not scared? *
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* With you by my side
There is no denying *
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* I can't wait for me and you *
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[***]
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How could you let this happen?
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How can Liz be living above us?
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Look,
we had lunch the other day
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and I mentioned something
about the Bertman's
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wanting to sublet their place.
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Audrey's mouth kills us again.
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You gotta tell her
to get out now
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before she unpacks any more
of her parachute underwear.
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I could never do that to Liz.
That would crush her.
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Well, then fine, I'll crush her.
Go get my fish bat.
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Jeff, Liz gave me my first job.
Okay?
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She considers me
her best friend.
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Well, congratulations,
you beat out a dozen cats
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and some pudding.
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[KNOCKING ON DOOR]
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Mayday, neighbors.
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Can I borrow a plunger?
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Prewar plumbing. Ha-ha.
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Sure, Liz. Happy to help.
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[CHUCKLES]
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And if you have some towels
you don't care about...
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[SIGHS]
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You seem all flushed, Jeff.
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Were you and Audrey making love?
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[***]
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Hmm. Let's see.
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According to the delivery
service website
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you'll receive your package
tomorrow by half 10.
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Oh. So...
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Five?
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Uhm. No, 10:30.
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In England,
they say half 10.
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Oh, well, here in America,
we just say what we mean.
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Take a look at the map.
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Okay.
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As you can see,
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from Shenyang,
it went to Oakland,
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then Minneapolis
and on to Fort Lee, New Jersey.
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Ah. It's getting close.
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Uh, what's going on here?
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Exploring the whereabouts
of Mr. Rhodes' package.
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Yeah.
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I can tell you the whereabouts
of Mr. Rhodes' package,
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and I'm saying, not at work.
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No, I'm having a new video game
overnighted.
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The latest "Field of Duty."
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Ooh, heh, heh. Doody.
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Ah. Fun with homonyms.
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Why don't you two homonyms
wrap it up?
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Hey, why don't you come
by tomorrow night,
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we'll break in the new game?
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Oh, that's very kind of you,
Mr. Rhodes,
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but, um,
as it stands I have other plans.
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What are you doing?
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Well, actually, um....
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I joined an a cappella group.
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I wish you hadn't told me that,
Timmy.
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I'm gonna have to call
Homeland Security.
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Not an al Qaeda group,
an a cappella group.
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A group of singers who perform
without accompaniment.
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Oh, okay.
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But still...
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[WHISPERS]
Watch it.
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[***]
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[DOOR OPENS]
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JEFF:
Audrey?
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AUDREY:
Shh.
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[WHISPERS INDISTINCTLY]
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What are you doing?
Hiding from Liz.
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She has been calling all day
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and popping by
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with depressing
stories about her cats
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and her tap dance recitals.
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She tried to return the towels.
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[PHONE RINGING]
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Don't answer that.
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AUDREY [ON RECORDING]:
Jeff and Audrey aren't here.
Leave a message at the tone.
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[PHONE BEEPS]
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LIZ [OVER PHONE]:
Howdy, neighbors.
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Thought I heard you talking,
but I guess I was wrong.
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Anyway,
I just wanted to make sure
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I wasn't bothering anybody
while I'm rehearsing.
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Call me when you get in
so we can hang. Ciao.
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Rehearsing?
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[JAZZ MUSIC PLAYING
OVER SPEAKERS]
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[FEET TAPPING]
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Seriously, get my fish bat.
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[***]
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[SINGSONG]
* Raging Toners *
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One, two, three, four!
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ALL:
* Huh! Crocodile rocking
Is something shocking *
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* When your feet
Just can't keep still *
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* I never knew me
A better time *
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* And I guess I never will *
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* Oh, lawdy, mama
Those Friday nights *
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* When Suzie wore
Her dresses tight *
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* Then the crocodile rocking
Was out of sight *
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* La, la-la-la-la-la *
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* La-la-la-la-la *
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* La-la-la-la-la *
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* La, la-la-la-la-la *
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* La-la-la-la-la *
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* La-la-la-la-la *
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* Rock, rock, rock *
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[AUDIENCE APPLAUDING]
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How did you--?
Adam.
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Of course.
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All right, sir,
let the abuse begin.
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Shall we speculate
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regarding the object
wedged in my bottom
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which assists me
in hitting the high notes?
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You did sing pretty high.
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Or would you like to suggest
that Elton John and I
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have more in common
than just music,
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if I know what you mean.
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[SIGHS]
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You sing with dudes,
it's pretty lame.
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Yeah, uh, Timmy,
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we're gonna meet early tomorrow
for vocal exercises.
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We really want
to open up our throats
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and work those pipes.
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All right, I gotta run.
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Seriously?
Throats, pipes, nothing?
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[***]
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[***]
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[FEET TAPPING]
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[JAZZ MUSIC PLAYING
OVER SPEAKERS]
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AUDREY [WHISPERS]:
No, no, she'll hear you open it.
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[SIGHS]
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[BELCHES]
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[MUSIC AND TAPPING STOP]
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[FOOTSTEPS]
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Creature's on the move.
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[DOOR CLOSES]
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It's coming this way. Go.
Go, go, go.
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My beer, my beer.
Leave it, leave it, leave it.
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All right!
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I am almost ready
to blow away some Nazis.
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The whole thing seems
kind of violent to me.
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No, trust me, honey,
the Nazis have it coming.
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They were way out of line.
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[GASPS]
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Still avoiding your friend Liz?
Yes.
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Is she really that bad?
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Jeff just left a full beer
in our apartment.
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[BOTH GASPS]
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Poor guy deserved better.
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This looks fun.
Oh, yeah, man.
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"Field of Duty IV."
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"Field of Duty 4."
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Oh, right. Anyway,
it's set in World War 11.
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Two.
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It's, uh--
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Yeah, no, it's World War II.
World War II.
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But he's really cute.
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I know.
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No, I was just reminding myself.
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[***]
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[KNOCKING ON DOOR]
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If I may, sir,
is everything okay?
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What's that?
Oh, yeah, no, everything--
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Yeah, everything's fine.
Why?
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It's just that last night
you witnessed me
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singing with a group of men
and...
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I thought for sure
you would mock me to
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and perhaps beyond
the point of tears.
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Yet here I stand.
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Unmocked, eyes dry.
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I guess I owe you
an explanation for that.
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Can you, uh, shut the door?
Of course.
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Last night
when I saw your group--
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The Raging Toners, yes.
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Raging Toners.
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Uh, back in college,
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there was this supercool
all-male singing group.
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And I wanted nothing more
than to be an Acapelican.
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You sang, sir?
I wanted to.
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I practiced for weeks.
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But at the audition,
I choked.
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Nerves kicked in...
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throat dried up.
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I could barely squeak.
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How awful for you, sir.
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And last night,
uh, hearing your voices
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blending in sweet harmony...
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[SIGHING]
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weaving an all-male
tapestry of song,
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all that pain
came flooding back.
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I hate to think of you
living your life
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wondering if you'd missed out
on something special.
259
00:13:07,187 --> 00:13:11,358
No, there's no Netflix
for what might have been.
260
00:13:12,993 --> 00:13:15,295
Maybe there is.
Hm?
261
00:13:15,295 --> 00:13:16,696
Gordon is leaving our group.
262
00:13:16,696 --> 00:13:19,032
His antiques shop
is taking more of his time
263
00:13:19,032 --> 00:13:20,567
than he'd anticipated.
264
00:13:20,567 --> 00:13:24,371
And we're looking
for a replacement.
265
00:13:24,371 --> 00:13:25,738
[SIGHING]
266
00:13:25,738 --> 00:13:28,708
There's no way I could...
267
00:13:28,708 --> 00:13:32,479
Shh...Could I?
268
00:13:32,479 --> 00:13:34,414
[***]
269
00:13:36,016 --> 00:13:37,617
[SCREAMING ON TV]
270
00:13:37,617 --> 00:13:40,120
What are you guys doing here?
271
00:13:40,120 --> 00:13:42,422
Oh, Liz was hovering again
272
00:13:42,422 --> 00:13:44,657
and I had to get
some laundry done.
273
00:13:44,657 --> 00:13:46,459
Hey, you're out of beer.
274
00:13:46,459 --> 00:13:48,661
But in the spirit
of being considerate,
275
00:13:48,661 --> 00:13:52,132
I wrote it on your grocery list.
276
00:13:52,132 --> 00:13:55,268
Okay, this is starting
to become a problem.
277
00:13:55,268 --> 00:13:57,670
I know. Who buys just a sixpack?
Get a case.
278
00:13:57,670 --> 00:14:00,307
What happened? I thought
you were gonna talk to Liz
279
00:14:00,307 --> 00:14:01,942
about backing off a little bit.
280
00:14:01,942 --> 00:14:04,811
She chickened out.
I didn't chicken out.
281
00:14:04,811 --> 00:14:08,215
I started to talk to her
but then came the water works.
282
00:14:08,215 --> 00:14:10,250
What, she started crying?
283
00:14:10,250 --> 00:14:14,321
No,
her plumbing backed up again.
284
00:14:15,822 --> 00:14:19,526
Don't give her any more towels.
285
00:14:19,526 --> 00:14:22,262
There's nothing worse
than an annoying neighbor
286
00:14:22,262 --> 00:14:25,065
who makes it impossible to relax
in your own apartment.
287
00:14:25,065 --> 00:14:27,800
[KNOCKING ON DOOR]
288
00:14:27,800 --> 00:14:31,171
Pizza for Jeff?
Oh.
289
00:14:33,140 --> 00:14:34,707
So Jen threw you out?
290
00:14:34,707 --> 00:14:37,577
Ah! Yeah, well...
291
00:14:37,577 --> 00:14:38,979
joke's gonna be on her
292
00:14:38,979 --> 00:14:42,549
when she goes
to look for her grated cheese.
293
00:14:42,549 --> 00:14:44,084
[CHUCKLES]
294
00:14:44,084 --> 00:14:46,086
I just have to tell Liz
the truth.
295
00:14:46,086 --> 00:14:48,088
She'll understand.
296
00:14:48,088 --> 00:14:52,960
My God, the stuff someone left
in this dryer.
297
00:14:52,960 --> 00:14:56,029
Oh, no!
This underwear.
298
00:14:57,197 --> 00:14:58,698
This is her laundry.
299
00:14:58,698 --> 00:15:01,134
Unless there's a pirate ship
drifting around
300
00:15:01,134 --> 00:15:03,703
somewhere without a sail.
301
00:15:03,703 --> 00:15:05,872
[ELEVATOR DINGS]
302
00:15:05,872 --> 00:15:08,308
Oh, no, what if that's her?
303
00:15:08,308 --> 00:15:10,410
We have nowhere to go,
we're trapped.
304
00:15:10,410 --> 00:15:11,644
Come!
305
00:15:13,947 --> 00:15:16,083
[FEET TAPPING]
306
00:15:33,100 --> 00:15:35,635
Audrey? Jeff?
307
00:15:36,836 --> 00:15:38,905
Oh, hi, Liz.
308
00:15:38,905 --> 00:15:41,041
What you doing back there?
309
00:15:41,041 --> 00:15:43,476
I was just checking out
the specs on this baby.
310
00:15:43,476 --> 00:15:46,813
See? Audrey, I told you
it was a front loader.
311
00:15:46,813 --> 00:15:48,715
Ah.
312
00:15:48,715 --> 00:15:50,217
You two had a dinner tonight.
313
00:15:50,217 --> 00:15:52,319
You said that's why
you couldn't come over
314
00:15:52,319 --> 00:15:54,921
and look at my slides
of Colonial Williamsburg.
315
00:15:54,921 --> 00:15:57,157
Yes, well, uh...
316
00:15:57,157 --> 00:15:59,126
I guess I didn't need to go
to Virginia
317
00:15:59,126 --> 00:16:01,494
to see someone
acting like Benedict Arnold.
318
00:16:05,832 --> 00:16:08,335
[SHOES TAPPING]
[JEFF SIGHS]
319
00:16:10,337 --> 00:16:13,306
Imagine what she did
to colonial plumbing.
320
00:16:14,741 --> 00:16:16,676
[***]
321
00:16:18,345 --> 00:16:19,712
Hey, guys, I just, uh,
322
00:16:19,712 --> 00:16:22,649
want to thank you
and the Toners...
323
00:16:22,649 --> 00:16:24,317
[SIGHS]
324
00:16:24,317 --> 00:16:26,553
...for giving me
this opportunity.
325
00:16:26,553 --> 00:16:28,655
And lending me the blazer.
Thank you.
326
00:16:28,655 --> 00:16:30,623
[CLEARS THROAT]
327
00:16:30,623 --> 00:16:33,860
That's fine, sir.
Whenever you're ready.
328
00:16:33,860 --> 00:16:35,162
[PLAYING PITCH PIPE]
329
00:16:35,162 --> 00:16:36,363
* Oh *
330
00:16:36,363 --> 00:16:38,198
[FAINTLY PLAYING PITCH PIPE]
331
00:16:39,566 --> 00:16:42,935
[SINGS OFF-KEY]
332
00:16:42,935 --> 00:16:44,504
All right, I'm gonna stop.
333
00:16:44,504 --> 00:16:46,939
That didn't count.
I just-- I think it's this.
334
00:16:46,939 --> 00:16:48,775
[PLAYING PITCH PIPE]
335
00:16:50,110 --> 00:16:54,347
* Oh, my love *
336
00:16:54,347 --> 00:16:57,184
* My darling *
337
00:16:57,184 --> 00:17:02,189
* I've hungered for your touch *
338
00:17:02,189 --> 00:17:09,996
* Are you still mine? *
339
00:17:09,996 --> 00:17:17,070
* I need your love *
340
00:17:17,070 --> 00:17:18,738
* I *
341
00:17:18,738 --> 00:17:21,774
* I need your love *
342
00:17:21,774 --> 00:17:26,113
* Godspeed your love *
343
00:17:26,113 --> 00:17:31,050
* To *
344
00:17:31,050 --> 00:17:37,023
* Me *
345
00:17:37,023 --> 00:17:39,092
ALL:
Yes!
346
00:17:46,633 --> 00:17:48,768
Oh, um...
Stupid, I know.
347
00:17:48,768 --> 00:17:51,037
Oh, sir.
348
00:17:51,037 --> 00:17:53,206
[SIGHS]
That was exquisite.
349
00:17:53,206 --> 00:17:55,007
I was kind of in and out,
and pitchy,
350
00:17:55,007 --> 00:17:56,709
but thank you. Thank you.
351
00:17:56,709 --> 00:17:59,078
Oh, no, um...
352
00:17:59,078 --> 00:18:00,713
Thank you, sir.
353
00:18:00,713 --> 00:18:01,948
Really and, um,
354
00:18:01,948 --> 00:18:06,319
on behalf of The Raging Toners
we would...
355
00:18:06,319 --> 00:18:10,557
be honored to blend
your golden voice with ours.
356
00:18:10,557 --> 00:18:14,093
Oh, yeah,
that's not gonna happen.
357
00:18:14,093 --> 00:18:15,462
I'm sorry, what?
358
00:18:15,462 --> 00:18:17,264
Uh, you were right.
359
00:18:17,264 --> 00:18:19,966
I needed to do it,
and I did it.
360
00:18:19,966 --> 00:18:21,701
Feels good. Excuse me.
361
00:18:23,636 --> 00:18:25,338
But, sir, that...
362
00:18:25,338 --> 00:18:28,107
This is absurd.
You have an incredible gift.
363
00:18:28,107 --> 00:18:29,476
But I have another gift
364
00:18:29,476 --> 00:18:31,811
that's even more fun
than singing...
365
00:18:31,811 --> 00:18:34,814
and that's making fun
of those who sing.
366
00:18:36,283 --> 00:18:38,485
I think
I'm gonna go with that one.
367
00:18:39,586 --> 00:18:41,321
And by the way,
guys, can you wait
368
00:18:41,321 --> 00:18:42,722
till I get out of the building
369
00:18:42,722 --> 00:18:46,058
before you oil up
and make a naked pyramid?
370
00:18:46,058 --> 00:18:48,961
Or as you call it, rehearsing.
371
00:18:48,961 --> 00:18:51,130
[***]
372
00:18:52,232 --> 00:18:53,566
[KNOCKING ON DOOR]
373
00:18:55,835 --> 00:18:58,605
Hey. Liz, can I come in?
374
00:19:03,376 --> 00:19:06,679
Oh, don't sit there.
Tiffy just threw up.
375
00:19:07,947 --> 00:19:09,616
Well...
376
00:19:09,616 --> 00:19:12,385
Listen, I feel terrible
about hurting your feelings.
377
00:19:12,385 --> 00:19:14,854
You've been such a loyal friend
over the years,
378
00:19:14,854 --> 00:19:16,055
and you deserve better.
379
00:19:16,055 --> 00:19:18,090
It's okay, Audrey. I get it.
380
00:19:18,090 --> 00:19:19,792
You do?
Yes.
381
00:19:19,792 --> 00:19:22,595
Jeff comes home from work,
you haven't seen him all day.
382
00:19:22,595 --> 00:19:24,231
You two value your privacy.
383
00:19:24,231 --> 00:19:26,733
I've always imagined
you have a...
384
00:19:26,733 --> 00:19:30,337
vigorous physical life
together.
385
00:19:32,004 --> 00:19:34,006
Well, oh...
386
00:19:34,006 --> 00:19:37,310
I think I'm getting
a touch of what Tiffy had.
387
00:19:37,310 --> 00:19:38,778
I know if Jeff were my man,
388
00:19:38,778 --> 00:19:42,982
I certainly wouldn't want
some footloose single gal,
389
00:19:42,982 --> 00:19:44,417
dancing around in tapwear,
390
00:19:44,417 --> 00:19:47,019
putting dangerous thoughts
into his head.
391
00:19:47,019 --> 00:19:49,689
I'm gonna back off you two.
392
00:19:49,689 --> 00:19:52,592
Oh, I appreciate
how understanding you're being.
393
00:19:52,592 --> 00:19:54,060
You're being really great.
394
00:19:54,060 --> 00:19:57,230
And besides, you and I
are the ones who are friends.
395
00:19:57,230 --> 00:19:58,498
Yes, we are.
396
00:19:58,498 --> 00:20:00,267
And we have all day
to do girl stuff
397
00:20:00,267 --> 00:20:01,934
now that you're not working.
398
00:20:01,934 --> 00:20:04,504
Maybe tomorrow
we can go bathing-suit shopping.
399
00:20:04,504 --> 00:20:06,906
Did somebody say "French cut"?
400
00:20:06,906 --> 00:20:08,241
Oh!
401
00:20:10,076 --> 00:20:11,744
I will take the job.
Great.
402
00:20:11,744 --> 00:20:15,415
What made you change your mind?
Uh, my friend Liz convinced me.
403
00:20:18,551 --> 00:20:19,786
Sorry.
404
00:20:19,786 --> 00:20:21,220
No problem at all.
405
00:20:21,220 --> 00:20:22,789
[BOTH CHUCKLES]
406
00:20:22,789 --> 00:20:24,591
[***]
407
00:20:26,793 --> 00:20:29,762
* Oh, lawdy, mama
Those Friday nights *
408
00:20:29,762 --> 00:20:33,833
* When Suzie wore
Her dresses tight *
409
00:20:33,833 --> 00:20:39,306
* The crocodile rocking
Was out of sight *
410
00:20:39,306 --> 00:20:44,644
* La, la-la-la-la-la *
411
00:20:44,644 --> 00:20:47,647
* La-la-la-la-la *
412
00:20:47,647 --> 00:20:50,417
* La-la-la-la-la *
413
00:20:50,417 --> 00:20:56,423
* La, la-la-la-la-la *
414
00:20:56,423 --> 00:20:59,359
* La-la-la-la-la *
415
00:20:59,359 --> 00:21:02,161
* La-la-la-la-la *
416
00:21:02,161 --> 00:21:03,530
ALL:
* La-la-la-la-la *
417
00:21:03,530 --> 00:21:06,165
* Rock, rock, rock **
418
00:21:06,165 --> 00:21:08,701
[***]
419
00:21:12,171 --> 00:21:14,707
[***]
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