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Hey.
ADAM: Hey, whoa.
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Snazzy getup, Aud.
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I've decided to get
back into running.
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Buying outfits that make you
look you're from the future.
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I am from the future.
Guess what? I'm single.
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Fine. I'll be dating
a bunch of sexy robots.
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All right.
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It's a good thing that you, uh,
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ripped the tags off
that new outfit.
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Wouldn't wanna be able
to return it after you give up.
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I'm not gonna give up.
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I'm as committed to running
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as you are to clogging
your arteries.
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I doubt it.
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Well...
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Well, if you'll excuse me,
I have to, uh,
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get to the office.
Now that you're not working,
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I have to try.
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He's so stressed about money,
he's too manly to admit it.
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Jennifer is the same way.
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Why don't they know
it's okay to open up?
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Dopey, Bashful, Busty.
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Sir, isn't that the same outfit
you were wearing--
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When you opened
for the Doobie Brothers?
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I was going to say last night.
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It is indeed the same outfit
I, uh, wore last night
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because I had an away game.
TIMMY: Mm.
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Is this the end of it?
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Or should I prepare for another
woman into your office
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to deliver a Who's Afraid Of
Virginia Woolf? style tirade?
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[ADAM CHUCKLES]
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Virginia Woolf? No, Timmy,
it's the big bad wolf.
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No, Mr. Rhodes,
I was actually...
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Thank you.
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Anyway, Heather's great.
She's sweet and funny.
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We laugh. We talk.
We kissed on the mouth.
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Sounds like you like
this girl.
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I do, it's not just physical.
I like hanging out.
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So how'd you guys leave things?
I don't know. I snuck out.
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Why?
Habit, I guess.
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Open eyes, back of chick's head,
not my apartment, skedoodle.
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[IMITATES WHOOSH]
[CHUCKLES]
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You should go back.
Can you go back, though?
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Can you unskedoodle?
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Yeah, if you really like her,
why not?
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Yeah, I do. I'm going back.
Yeah. Good.
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Oh. It's like running
over a bunny with your car
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and then getting out
and shooting it.
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[SEÑOR HAPPY'S
"HOW MANY WAYS" PLAYING]
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* How many ways
To say I love you *
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* How many ways
To say that I'm not scared *
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* With you by my side
There is no denying *
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* I can't wait for me and you *
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[**]
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Oh, hey, Jeff.
Hey, Dan, what's up?
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I'm collecting
for Janet's baby gift.
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Didn't I kick in for that?
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That was Janet's baby shower
gift.
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Ah.
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I'm surprised I wasn't asked
to kick in
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for the booze her husband used
when he knocked her up.
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I mean, why don't you just
bend me over, Janet?
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Yeah, maybe don't sign
the card.
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Oh, it's Todd's birthday today.
I'm collecting for a cake.
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Oh, a cake?
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Is Todd turning 9?
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Here. Here's a little extra.
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Why don't you get him
a bounce house too?
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[**]
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[KNOCKING ON DOOR]
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Hey.
Russell, where did you go?
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I ran out to get you this.
It's like you.
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Soft, delicious,
and low in fat.
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[BOTH LAUGH]
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So I thought
we could hang out this morning.
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Oh, that sounds great.
I'd love to.
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Wait. I'm getting a text.
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Oh, shoot.
I've gotta run into the office.
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Oh, I understand.
Wanna get lunch?
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I wish I could,
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but I'm stacked up
all day with work stuff.
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Oh, message received.
Dinner?
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Dinner. It's a plan.
Okay.
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Wait, I have a weekly work
meeting Wednesday nights.
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Tonight's Thursday.
Ah, Wednesday and Thursday
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are my two worst nights.
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I've got work functions
on both of them.
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You couldn't have had one,
we were together.
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It was before that.
Anyway, I better go get ready.
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I have your number, so I'll call
if things get less hectic, okay?
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She said she's gonna call me.
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Hm. So that's what you took away
from all that?
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It's not what I took away.
She's gonna call me.
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I see.
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Wow. Um, the thing is,
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I'm not quite sure
how to put this--
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I think what Timmy's
trying to say is...
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Congratulations. Sounds like
she's really into you.
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That's right. Yeah.
Yeah.
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[SPEAKING INDISTINCTLY]
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[**]
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[KNOCKS]
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Yo, Jeff.
The raffle tickets are in.
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Time to pay the piper.
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Which raffle tickets?
What piper?
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My lodge's charity raffle,
remember?
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Fifty bucks a ticket,
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grand prize
is a Volkswagen Jetta.
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You said you'd buy a ticket.
Oh, I've changed my mind.
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So you don't wanna buy one?
No, detective, I don't.
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Come on. Everyone else
in the office bought a ticket.
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What is this, socialist Canada?
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Actually,
I don't think Canada is--
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Look, look, I have just--
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I've had enough of having
everyone's hands in my pocket.
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In fact, you know what?
That's it.
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Excuse me.
Can I have everyone's attention?
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I am sick of you
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parasites asking me
to contribute, donate
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or kick in to,
uh, every charity raffle
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or stupid event
in your pathetic lives. I'm out!
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Happy birthday, Todd.
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[**]
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Really? Right in the middle
of Todd's party?
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Yeah, I just snapped.
Everyone was pretty shocked.
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It didn't help when I took
the first piece of cake.
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Jeff, Audrey thinks you're
really stressed out about money.
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Why don't you talk to her?
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That's not how I do things.
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Believe that a man provides
for his woman
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without ever complaining
or showing stress
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all the while
silently resenting her for it.
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Cool, cool.
Okay, well, I should take off.
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Hey.
Hey.
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Hey.
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I got back from running
with Kate. Guess what?
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I hate this game.
You never appreciate my guesses.
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She's doing a 10K charity
fun run,
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and I decided to sign up.
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Is it topless? Because that
would be a real fun run.
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"You sure you can't do better?"
All my friends said.
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"Yes, I'm sure."
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All right, well,
good for you and Kate.
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I'm gonna bring
this pledge sheet
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and get your coworkers
to donate.
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Coworkers? I don't think
that's, uh, a good idea.
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Why? I'm raising money
for a good cause.
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Come on. If they were gonna find
a cure for this disease
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uh, wouldn't they have
found one already?
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It's for an animal shelter.
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Still.
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Why the sudden
anti-charity stance?
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Look, I--
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I don't think that the people
in my office are very generous.
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Well, it can't hurt to ask.
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Fine. If you're gonna
be stubborn about this
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I'll take care of it.
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[**]
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[RUSSELL GROANS]
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Can't believe Heather
hasn't called yet.
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I know.
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Maybe my phone's broken.
Give me a call.
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[SIGHS]
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[CELL PHONE RINGING]
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Heather?
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Babe? Hello?
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No, sir, it's me.
Well, quit tying up the line.
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She might be trying
to call me.
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Man, she must be super busy.
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Busy sanding her fingerprints
and changing her identity.
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Hey, dude,
why don't you just call her?
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She forgot to give me
her number.
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But I know where she works.
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Sir, I really don't think
calling her is a good idea.
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Timmy,
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Poor, sweet,
fancy, stupid Timmy.
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You're jealous.
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Why in the world
would I be jealous?
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I have this great relationship
and you just got dumped
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by that squeaky garden rake
from Accounting.
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She didn't dump me.
She moved to Chicago.
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We're trying to work things out.
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I hope you do.
She seems like a sweetheart.
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Hey, let him call her.
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Let him get a taste
of his own sleazy medicine
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like he gives every girl
he blows off. It makes me sick.
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Hm. See, Audrey thinks
I should call.
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My, you really only hear
what you want to hear.
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Thanks. I've been working out.
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Hey, is Heather there?
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This is so exciting.
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Heather, it's Russell.
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Yeah, hey, I was just thinking
this week we could, uh
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Uh, what's that? Really?
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Well, yeah,
you should be there for her.
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Sure, well, give me a call
when you get back. Okay.
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Shows what you know.
She was just about to call me
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but she had to rush off to visit
her aunt in Nova Scotia.
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Oh.
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Man, you are having the worst
luck with her. It's crazy.
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Really? Just bad luck?
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You see no subtext
in Heather's conveyance?
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I don't see subtext in anything.
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This is like
a classic romantic comedy.
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It sure feels that way.
Yes.
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All you have to do
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get over some obstacles
and can be together.
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It'll be perfect.
It's gonna be amazing.
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Here you go. Look who
stepped up for his wife.
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Whoa, everyone in your office
made a pledge.
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Oh, and look, there's even one
from Holden McGroin.
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Yeah, that was me. Hilarious.
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[ALL CHUCKLE]
Well, that's great.
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And you didn't think
they were generous.
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All of them came through.
Thank them for me.
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Well, except for Holden McGroin.
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He went away for the weekend.
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I know. His wife, Pat.
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[CHUCKLES]
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Pat McGroin.
Pat McGroin.
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How'd you get those people
to pledge?
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Did you apologize
for your big speech?
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No, I just signed
everybody up myself.
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What happens
when it's time to collect?
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I'll just pay
the 150 bucks myself.
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Um, Mr. Bingham?
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Yes, guy who looks like
a math TA
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at every college ever.
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These pledges are per kilometer
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which means that when
Mrs. Bingham completes her 10K
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you'll, in fact, owe $1500.
Ooh.
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[WHISTLES]
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Guess it's not surprising
how fast I calculated that.
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I'll take care of this.
This is a man's work.
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Gotta get the old Jaws of Life
to pry open that checkbook.
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Unless Audrey never
makes it to the race.
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Ah.
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I think Jeff's
gonna kill Audrey.
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[**]
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[**]
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Hey, Timmy, I want you
to make reservations for me
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at a romantic restaurant
for the next several weeks.
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Oh, I'm so glad to see
that you and Mr. Rhodes
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are taking it to the next level.
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It's not for us. I want to be
ready when Heather comes back.
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Oh, you know what? Let's make it
a Nova Scotian restaurant.
247
00:12:20,974 --> 00:12:23,310
Sir, you're making
a big mistake.
248
00:12:24,945 --> 00:12:26,513
Uh, he might be right.
249
00:12:26,513 --> 00:12:28,816
After being up there,
Nova Scotian cuisine
250
00:12:28,816 --> 00:12:30,250
may be the last thing she wants.
251
00:12:30,250 --> 00:12:33,486
Ah, good call. Smart.
Thank you, thank you.
252
00:12:33,486 --> 00:12:35,388
Let's just take
a step back, shall we?
253
00:12:35,388 --> 00:12:37,858
You just called
Mr. Rhodes smart.
254
00:12:37,858 --> 00:12:40,727
That's not a red flag that
your judgment be impaired?
255
00:12:40,727 --> 00:12:42,930
Listen, I'm on Team Adam here.
256
00:12:42,930 --> 00:12:45,799
I think Heather and I were made
for each other.
257
00:12:45,799 --> 00:12:47,935
I was hoping
you would come to your senses
258
00:12:47,935 --> 00:12:50,137
but you leave me no choice.
259
00:12:52,539 --> 00:12:54,007
Heather's Facebook page.
260
00:12:54,007 --> 00:12:56,776
Her profile says
she's in a relationship
261
00:12:56,776 --> 00:13:00,047
and her status says she's at
this New York City restaurant
262
00:13:00,047 --> 00:13:03,350
with this very handsome man
at this very moment.
263
00:13:05,485 --> 00:13:07,554
Do you know what this means?
264
00:13:09,322 --> 00:13:10,757
I do.
265
00:13:10,757 --> 00:13:12,192
She's back in town, dude.
266
00:13:13,927 --> 00:13:17,197
And she's at McSweeney's
with one of her gay buddies.
267
00:13:17,197 --> 00:13:20,433
And she's listed us
as being in a relationship.
268
00:13:20,433 --> 00:13:23,736
I'm gonna go surprise her.
That is a great idea.
269
00:13:23,736 --> 00:13:26,539
Come with me.
I'm coming.
270
00:13:26,539 --> 00:13:30,143
[**]
271
00:13:32,345 --> 00:13:35,048
AUDREY:
Jeff, I need to get up early
for the fun run.
272
00:13:35,048 --> 00:13:37,450
Can you set the alarm for 6:15?
273
00:13:37,450 --> 00:13:39,186
Already did.
274
00:13:40,720 --> 00:13:44,591
Hey, you know what you got to do
before a big race?
275
00:13:44,591 --> 00:13:47,760
Hydrate.
Good idea.
276
00:13:47,760 --> 00:13:49,229
Finish it.
277
00:13:51,198 --> 00:13:52,532
Attagirl.
278
00:13:52,532 --> 00:13:54,467
[CHUCKLES]
279
00:13:57,737 --> 00:13:59,873
You know,
280
00:13:59,873 --> 00:14:02,375
just to be on the safe side
281
00:14:02,375 --> 00:14:04,477
I'm gonna take one of these.
282
00:14:06,179 --> 00:14:08,648
Take one of what?
283
00:14:08,648 --> 00:14:10,283
Your sleeping pills.
284
00:14:12,185 --> 00:14:15,055
Oh, I-- I wouldn't.
285
00:14:15,055 --> 00:14:18,058
I already did.
Oh.
286
00:14:19,359 --> 00:14:22,562
This way, I'll be good
and rested for the race.
287
00:14:22,562 --> 00:14:24,231
See you tomorrow.
288
00:14:25,966 --> 00:14:27,600
Or the next day.
289
00:14:29,802 --> 00:14:32,439
[**]
290
00:14:34,474 --> 00:14:38,411
[INDISTINCT CHATTERING]
291
00:14:38,411 --> 00:14:40,613
Sir, stop.
292
00:14:40,613 --> 00:14:41,915
What are you doing here?
293
00:14:41,915 --> 00:14:44,784
I can't let you
go through with this.
294
00:14:44,784 --> 00:14:46,920
Oh, I know what's going on.
295
00:14:46,920 --> 00:14:49,656
You're worried that if I get
in a serious relationship
296
00:14:49,656 --> 00:14:52,125
it's gonna hurt
the friendship we have.
297
00:14:53,760 --> 00:14:56,829
Do you have a backup guess?
298
00:14:56,829 --> 00:14:58,565
I implore you to think back.
299
00:14:58,565 --> 00:15:02,369
Heather has said and done
constitutes a classic blow-off.
300
00:15:04,871 --> 00:15:06,706
Oh, shoot.
301
00:15:06,706 --> 00:15:09,709
I've got to run into the office.
302
00:15:09,709 --> 00:15:11,378
She was about to call me,
303
00:15:11,378 --> 00:15:12,712
but then she had to rush up
304
00:15:12,712 --> 00:15:15,248
and visit her sick aunt
in Nova Scotia.
305
00:15:15,248 --> 00:15:18,551
I just called Heather and
a woman who sounds just like her
306
00:15:18,551 --> 00:15:21,321
answered and said
she found Heather's phone.
307
00:15:21,321 --> 00:15:22,822
I'm very sorry, sir.
308
00:15:22,822 --> 00:15:24,391
Don't feel sorry for me.
309
00:15:24,391 --> 00:15:26,659
She's the one stuck up
with no phone.
310
00:15:28,861 --> 00:15:31,831
These are all evasive maneuvers
that you have used on women.
311
00:15:31,831 --> 00:15:35,168
Heather's using the technique
that you refer to as
312
00:15:35,168 --> 00:15:37,304
the old hump and dump.
313
00:15:41,975 --> 00:15:43,943
I think I've been Russelled.
314
00:15:48,381 --> 00:15:50,517
You know, on some level,
I think I knew
315
00:15:50,517 --> 00:15:54,087
but I liked her so much,
I didn't want to believe it.
316
00:15:54,087 --> 00:15:55,655
We've all been there, sir.
317
00:15:55,655 --> 00:16:00,027
You got dumped by that four-eyed
javelin from Accounting.
318
00:16:00,027 --> 00:16:01,828
You were right.
I guess I owe you--
319
00:16:01,828 --> 00:16:03,296
HEATHER:
Russell?
320
00:16:04,464 --> 00:16:06,866
I'm so glad you're here.
321
00:16:06,866 --> 00:16:09,702
You are?
Of course.
322
00:16:11,104 --> 00:16:12,772
I thought you were going to--
323
00:16:12,772 --> 00:16:14,341
To Nova Scotia. I was.
324
00:16:14,341 --> 00:16:16,876
I didn't have to
because my sick aunt got better.
325
00:16:16,876 --> 00:16:18,445
Oh, well, that's great.
326
00:16:18,445 --> 00:16:20,713
And I wanted to call you
but I lost my phone.
327
00:16:20,713 --> 00:16:23,916
I was so upset, my friend
Gordon took me out for a drink.
328
00:16:23,916 --> 00:16:25,252
Hi.
329
00:16:27,354 --> 00:16:31,258
His boyfriend's out of town.
So it's just us girls.
330
00:16:32,725 --> 00:16:35,495
How did you know to come here?
Your Facebook page.
331
00:16:35,495 --> 00:16:39,266
Oh, is it okay I said
we were in a relationship?
332
00:16:39,266 --> 00:16:41,334
Is that dress red?
333
00:16:41,334 --> 00:16:44,137
Look, you two don't need me
chaperoning.
334
00:16:44,137 --> 00:16:47,940
Gordon out.
As if it wasn't obvious.
335
00:16:47,940 --> 00:16:49,742
[CHUCKLES]
336
00:16:49,742 --> 00:16:52,312
Um, I'll come over
in one second, all right?
337
00:17:01,821 --> 00:17:04,157
Wow, I guess it's me
who owes you an apology.
338
00:17:04,157 --> 00:17:07,560
Shh, shh, shh.
339
00:17:07,560 --> 00:17:10,230
Timmy, I just hope one day
you won't be so cynical
340
00:17:10,230 --> 00:17:14,334
and you can open your heart
to romance.
341
00:17:14,334 --> 00:17:18,071
[RUSSELL WHISTLING]
342
00:17:18,071 --> 00:17:19,739
Hello.
343
00:17:19,739 --> 00:17:22,041
Oh, my gosh.
344
00:17:22,041 --> 00:17:23,710
[WHISPERS]
These are beautiful.
345
00:17:27,647 --> 00:17:29,549
[INAUDIBLE]
346
00:17:29,549 --> 00:17:30,983
[**]
347
00:17:30,983 --> 00:17:32,452
Aud.
348
00:17:33,620 --> 00:17:35,222
Aud.
349
00:17:38,091 --> 00:17:40,227
[SNORING]
350
00:17:52,672 --> 00:17:54,607
[GASPS]
351
00:18:13,260 --> 00:18:17,397
[THE KINKS' "SLEEPWALKER"
PLAYING]
352
00:18:23,736 --> 00:18:27,840
* Everybody got problems, buddy
I got mine *
353
00:18:27,840 --> 00:18:31,778
* When midnight comes around
I start to lose my mind *
354
00:18:31,778 --> 00:18:34,314
* When the sun puts out
The light *
355
00:18:34,314 --> 00:18:37,016
* I join the creatures
Of the night *
356
00:18:37,016 --> 00:18:39,286
* Oh, yeah
357
00:18:41,154 --> 00:18:42,855
* I'm a sleepwalker *
358
00:18:45,325 --> 00:18:48,361
* I'm a night stalker *
359
00:18:49,562 --> 00:18:52,765
* I'm a street walker *
360
00:18:54,234 --> 00:18:57,270
* I'm a night hawker *
361
00:18:59,038 --> 00:19:03,410
* Everybody got secrets
That they wanna hide *
362
00:19:03,410 --> 00:19:07,380
* When midnight comes along
I take a look inside *
363
00:19:07,380 --> 00:19:10,016
* Don't go talkin'
In your sleep *
364
00:19:10,016 --> 00:19:12,084
* I might come in for a peep
365
00:19:12,084 --> 00:19:15,455
* Oh, yeah
366
00:19:20,260 --> 00:19:23,430
* I'm a sleepwalker *
367
00:19:26,299 --> 00:19:27,500
[**]
368
00:19:27,500 --> 00:19:29,469
So you slept
through the fun run?
369
00:19:29,469 --> 00:19:32,372
Can you believe it?
370
00:19:33,473 --> 00:19:35,975
Right through my alarm.
371
00:19:35,975 --> 00:19:38,211
But I had the weirdest dream
that I did run it.
372
00:19:38,211 --> 00:19:39,712
It was so real.
373
00:19:39,712 --> 00:19:43,149
But not real enough to collect
money from my coworkers.
374
00:19:43,149 --> 00:19:46,486
Well, anyways, the gang
at the office will be bummed.
375
00:19:46,486 --> 00:19:48,755
They live to give.
376
00:19:48,755 --> 00:19:50,022
[LAUGHS]
377
00:19:50,022 --> 00:19:51,324
Well, tell them not to worry.
378
00:19:51,324 --> 00:19:53,560
I wrote a check to cover
all their pledges.
379
00:19:53,560 --> 00:19:55,528
Did you, now?
Yeah.
380
00:19:55,528 --> 00:19:58,831
For, uh, all 1500?
381
00:19:58,831 --> 00:20:02,068
Yeah. Because I overslept,
the charity shouldn't suffer.
382
00:20:02,068 --> 00:20:03,403
I'm gonna go mail this.
383
00:20:05,705 --> 00:20:09,509
You're silently resenting her
right now, aren't you?
384
00:20:11,578 --> 00:20:12,845
I am.
385
00:20:12,845 --> 00:20:15,382
[**]
386
00:20:17,016 --> 00:20:18,251
[**]
387
00:20:18,251 --> 00:20:20,520
[SIGHS]
388
00:20:20,520 --> 00:20:22,989
Good morning, Heather.
389
00:20:22,989 --> 00:20:25,358
I have a feeling that
every morning with you
390
00:20:25,358 --> 00:20:26,959
will be a good one.
391
00:20:30,963 --> 00:20:32,665
[GRUNTS]
392
00:20:35,502 --> 00:20:38,405
HEATHER:
Russell, sorry
I had to sneak out
393
00:20:38,405 --> 00:20:39,939
but my National Guard unit
394
00:20:39,939 --> 00:20:43,810
was called into duty
this morning.
395
00:20:43,810 --> 00:20:46,546
I can't tell you where I'll be
or when I'll be back
396
00:20:46,546 --> 00:20:49,516
but I'll give you a call
when I return.
397
00:21:02,862 --> 00:21:06,799
[**]
398
00:21:09,235 --> 00:21:13,373
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