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[***]
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Ah.
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What are you doing
in my office?
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I dropped a gift
on your desk, sir.
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You're like
the fourth assistant to do that.
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And you wrapped it?
Well, there's a new twist.
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Sir, while the thought
had crossed my mind,
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this gift was sent
by your mother.
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Oh, it was?
Oh, she's coming to town, yay.
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I was surprised
you had a mother.
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I didn't imagine
you coming from human flesh.
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Yeah, well, she is more plastic
than flesh now, heh.
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Hmm?
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A book, that sucks.
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Aah, a paintball gun.
Yeah, boy.
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I like this one.
I need something to shoot.
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Ooh. Puts this on your head.
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Sir, just how stupid
do you think I am?
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What's up, guys?
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Mr. Rhodes, would you please
place this on your head?
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Can do.
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[GUNFIRE]
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[CHUCKLES]
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He totally missed the book.
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[SEÑOR HAPPY'S
"HOW MANY WAYS" PLAYING]
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* How many ways
To say I love you *
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* How many ways
To say that I'm not scared *
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* With you by my side
There is no denying *
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* I can't wait
For me and you *
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[***]
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All right, babe, have fun.
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Jen says hey from Philadelphia.
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She gets cell phone reception
in the Eagles' locker room?
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Funny.
She's visiting college friends.
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Jen went to college
in the Eagles' locker room?
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Another good one.
Heh.
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You guys ready
for my big guys' night?
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Oh, sorry, other plans.
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Yeah, same here.
No, but I've got three dips.
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And one's got seven layers,
that's like 10 dips.
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Look,
I don't know how to say this,
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but your guys' night's
gonna blow.
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You did know how to say it.
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Okay, you know,
you guys are dis-invited.
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I don't need you.
Oh.
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Who are you gonna have?
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Who? Who am I not gonna have?
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My place is gonna be
wall to wall dudes
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and you two are gonna miss it.
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Ahem. All right,
so, what do you think?
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You look like Barney with boobs.
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We're interviewing possible
surrogate candidates.
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And we're gonna find one.
We're gonna get this started.
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Yup, by the end of the day,
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we may know
who's going to carry our child.
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Oh, and there's more big news.
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My softball banquet is tonight.
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Right,
which is equally important.
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The MVP vote is tonight,
it's between me and Brenda.
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Brenda? How can a girl
be that good, it's softball?
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She's a lesbian.
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When we're interviewing
surrogates
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could you try to think
before you talk?
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Fine. All I know is,
at that banquet,
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that lesbian is going down.
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[***]
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Oh, yo-yo!
Timmy Limmy Ding Dong!
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You get my message
about guys' night?
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A little pizza, booze,
staying up till question mark.
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Sounds like a rowdy good time.
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Right on.
Oh.
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Although I'm taking antibiotics,
so I shan't drink.
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I have an early morning
so I should turn in by ten.
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All right,
question mark equals ten.
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Hello.
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Hello, you must be
Mrs. Dunbar.
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This is Bunny Dunbar.
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I would like an appointment
at your salon later today.
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Hi, Mom. I'm glad you--
Which services?
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All of them, of course.
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Everything you've got, just do,
do, do it to me.
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Oh, great.
Thank you so much, bye.
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Ah, Rusty.
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Mommy, heh.
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Ah, don't touch.
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And you must be...
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um, Russ's Sherpa.
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My name is Timir.
Oh.
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But call me Timmy.
It's a pleasure to meet you.
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Oh, please, Mrs. Dunbar
is my ex-mother-in-law
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who incidentally,
I wish was dead.
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My grandma.
Oh, heh.
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Call me Bunny.
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All right. Bunny.
Heh.
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Oh, I just love your accent.
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Is it British with
a touch of South African?
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Am I right?
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No, Timmy's from--
Yes, you're exactly right.
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Uh-huh, you learn something
new every day.
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Yes, every day
for the last two years.
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Anyway, Mom,
so maybe today, lunch?
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A movie?
Mother-son portrait sitting?
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BUNNY:
Oh, ha, ha.
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Darling, I'm so sorry,
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but I'm booked
the rest of the day.
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Then tomorrow
I'm flying to London.
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But I am guessing
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that you had a birthday
this year.
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I did.
Heh, I knew it.
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I popped by to give you this.
Ah!
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Ooh la la, heh.
BUNNY: Heh.
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Wonder what it is.
Sounds expensive.
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Well, yeah, but you deserve it.
Based on?
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Rusty, your little friend
is so charming.
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I'd love him to join us
for dinner tonight.
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I would be absolutely honored.
Oh, splendid.
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And now I have to go.
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I have to have
a young Brazilian man
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tend to my every need.
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And then I'm going to the spa.
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I'm laughing
because it's uncomfortable.
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[CHUCKLES]
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Ciao, boys.
Ciao.
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[***]
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And Vince cut the cord
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and the doctor
handed the baby to Teresa
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and even though
I was only the surrogate,
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I burst into tears.
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Oh, that sounds so perfect
and wonderful.
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Yeah, it's all real solid.
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If this works out, I'll be
getting into the city more,
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so I can catch
some Yankees games.
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You're a Yankees fan.
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Uh, Jeff's a Mets fan.
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But baseball
should have no bearing
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on what we're doing here, heh.
Heh.
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Of course not.
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What difference should it make
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that your team
buys the pennant every year.
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Jeff.
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The Yankees develop
their own talent.
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Jeter, Posada, Rivera.
All home grown.
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Uh, you're smoking
some home grown.
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You're done talking.
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Should we call the agency?
WOMAN: Tsk.
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Maybe October's a good time
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since Jeff won't have
baseball to watch.
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[LAUGHS]
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This isn't gonna work.
WOMAN: Ahem.
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Sorry, he blew it.
Same way the Mets always do.
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We'll see next year.
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We'll see.
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She's not wrong.
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Until the Mets get another bat
and some middle relief,
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they're not going anywhere.
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[***]
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What was your mother's
belated birthday gift?
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A money clip.
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I won't say
how much she gave me,
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but every bill has a picture
of President Franklin.
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Benjamin Franklin
was not president.
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Heh, not of your country.
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Because you had
the starving dude
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with the glasses and the diaper.
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Gandhi certainly
had that coming.
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Ha, ha, ha. Well,
I shouldn't flaunt my gifts.
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I mean, you had it tough
growing up.
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What was your Christmas present?
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You get to ride the goat
before everyone ate it?
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We didn't celebrate Christmas,
sir.
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You didn't even get
to ride the goat.
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All you got for your birthday
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was a phone call
from your mom in India.
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What phone call?
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Your mom called
a couple of months ago.
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You were getting me
a bagel or something.
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Why on Earth
didn't you say something?
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I know I didn't, but I will now.
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Watch the personal calls
at work.
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My mother gave me
the greatest gifts of all.
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Love, support,and quality time.
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Yeah, poor people presents.
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Sir, all this stuff
your mother gives you
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is merely a sad replacement
for any of those things.
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It's not all stuff.
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He said,
fondling his wad of 100s.
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How about she's taking me
to dinner tonight?
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How about
that quality time for you?
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Very well.
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If you do decide
to give it a thought,
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you'll realize there's
truth to what I'm saying.
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[SCOFFS]
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[DOOR CLOSES]
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Give it some thought, ugh.
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[***]
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AUDREY:
It was so nice to meet you
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and I am glad you don't care
about baseball.
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Alrighty then, heh.
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Well,
I guess we'll be talking soon.
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Yeah.
I hope so.
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Uh, I guess if this works out,
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we'll shift our timetable.
Why?
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We'll have to wait for you
to give birth to that one.
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Oh, my God.
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[SIGHS]
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I guess she had somewhere to go,
but I like our chances.
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[***]
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Oh, Mr. Rhodes,
your pizza arrived.
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Ah. Sweet.
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I'm having a big guys' night.
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Oh, got friends coming over?
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Well, a lot of solid maybes.
You want in?
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I'm working.
Hence the outfit.
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Hey, come up
when your shift is over.
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Oh, let's call that
another solid maybe.
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We're gonna be crushing it
on the late tip.
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I don't know what that means.
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[ELEVATOR SPUTTERS]
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ADAM:
Frank?
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The elevator
seems to have stopped.
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[KNOCKING ON DOOR]
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Frankie!
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[***]
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So how is everyone's food?
Mm.
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Were it legal for a man
to marry a plate of paella,
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I would take this
to city hall post haste.
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Heh, marrying food
must be legal.
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Rusty's father
is married to a tart.
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Okay, I think she's referring
to my stepmom,
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who is several years my junior.
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Who unlike some people,
called me on my birthday.
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Darling, you know your birthday
is very hard for me.
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It reminds me that time
does not stand still
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even though
the muscles of my face do.
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Mummy's very upset right now.
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My goodness, I would not want
to play poker against you.
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Oh, no, sorry.
Have I offended you?
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Not at all.
I'm laughing.
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Rusty,
I know this is hard for you,
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but in my own defense,
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I've always missed
your birthday.
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Well, that's true.
But I think the hurt
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has finally caught up
to me now that I'm 35.
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Thirty-five, please.
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Well, he is 35.
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I mean, I had him when I was 17,
and now I'm 52.
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Yes, well, I guess
that makes me seven.
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Well, Rusty, I'm here now,
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and I know what to do
to make it up to you.
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You do?
Yes.
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Here.
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Oh, another gift.
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I thought
it might be something more.
254
00:11:38,331 --> 00:11:42,069
It was very expensive.
Wait until you see it.
255
00:11:42,069 --> 00:11:45,806
Ah. A very expensive watch.
Yes.
256
00:11:45,806 --> 00:11:47,941
And I had three links removed
257
00:11:47,941 --> 00:11:52,379
so it would fit
my Rusty's wrist perfectly.
258
00:11:52,379 --> 00:11:56,016
It's five links, Mom.
259
00:11:56,016 --> 00:11:58,051
It's always been five links.
260
00:11:58,051 --> 00:11:59,619
How can you not know that?
261
00:11:59,619 --> 00:12:04,958
It doesn't hug my wrist
and it does not hug my heart.
262
00:12:06,726 --> 00:12:09,362
BUNNY:
Stop. Where are you going?
263
00:12:11,832 --> 00:12:14,802
[***]
264
00:12:14,802 --> 00:12:16,369
Oh, no.
265
00:12:16,369 --> 00:12:19,139
I left my phone at home
and Abby's supposed to call.
266
00:12:19,139 --> 00:12:21,909
Abby?
Our last surrogate candidate.
267
00:12:21,909 --> 00:12:23,944
Right, right.
Uh, don't worry about it.
268
00:12:23,944 --> 00:12:25,378
She's got my number,
269
00:12:25,378 --> 00:12:27,747
when she gets your voice mail,
she'll call.
270
00:12:27,747 --> 00:12:29,149
Okay.
I'm counting on you.
271
00:12:29,149 --> 00:12:30,984
Hey, Audrey.
Oh, hey, Brenda.
272
00:12:30,984 --> 00:12:33,353
I see you let Jeff
out of his cage tonight.
273
00:12:33,353 --> 00:12:36,023
What's up, you gorilla?
Nothing much, carrot top.
274
00:12:36,023 --> 00:12:40,027
Look who has a light beer.
Why don't you grow a pair?
275
00:12:40,027 --> 00:12:43,496
I could borrow yours, except
they're in Audrey's purse.
276
00:12:43,496 --> 00:12:44,932
[CHUCKLES]
277
00:12:44,932 --> 00:12:47,600
You know, the reason
I am drinking light beer,
278
00:12:47,600 --> 00:12:50,003
is I don't wanna end up
with a body like yours.
279
00:12:50,003 --> 00:12:54,374
The last chick you dated
had a body exactly like mine.
280
00:12:54,374 --> 00:12:55,943
Uh-uh.
281
00:12:55,943 --> 00:12:57,911
She was only rocking "B" cups.
282
00:12:57,911 --> 00:13:00,881
[CHUCKLES]
283
00:13:00,881 --> 00:13:02,649
Wow. I didn't think
it was possible,
284
00:13:02,649 --> 00:13:06,053
but you two are actually
classing this place down.
285
00:13:06,053 --> 00:13:08,221
Um, I gotta go make sure
that Sully
286
00:13:08,221 --> 00:13:10,657
has the correct spelling
of my name for the trophy.
287
00:13:10,657 --> 00:13:14,194
Okay. It's probably written
in your underwear, right?
288
00:13:14,194 --> 00:13:18,198
[AUDREY AND BRENDA
CHUCKLE]
289
00:13:18,198 --> 00:13:19,900
I get why you went
the other way.
290
00:13:19,900 --> 00:13:21,334
Yeah, and Jeff's always there
291
00:13:21,334 --> 00:13:23,370
to remind me
of what I'm not missing.
292
00:13:23,370 --> 00:13:26,239
Tell me about it. We have been
trying to find a surrogate
293
00:13:26,239 --> 00:13:29,176
and he is dragging his feet
the whole way.
294
00:13:29,176 --> 00:13:30,510
Why?
I don't know.
295
00:13:30,510 --> 00:13:32,946
There's gotta be something
going on with him.
296
00:13:32,946 --> 00:13:34,547
Hey, um,
just out of curiosity,
297
00:13:34,547 --> 00:13:37,951
what is the, uh, process
for joining up with your side?
298
00:13:37,951 --> 00:13:41,221
Oh, God.
We would love to have you.
299
00:13:41,221 --> 00:13:43,590
Plus, I could really use
the commission.
300
00:13:43,590 --> 00:13:45,725
[AUDREY AND BRENDA
CHUCKLE]
301
00:13:45,725 --> 00:13:47,995
[***]
302
00:13:47,995 --> 00:13:49,562
ADAM:
How's it going out there?
303
00:13:49,562 --> 00:13:52,165
Mm, Hector the repairman's
on his way.
304
00:13:52,165 --> 00:13:54,667
ADAM:
Right on. Yeah,
the more the merrier.
305
00:13:54,667 --> 00:13:58,205
Heh, are you implying
that this is your guys' night
306
00:13:58,205 --> 00:14:00,440
and you're counting
the repairman and me
307
00:14:00,440 --> 00:14:01,641
as attendees?
308
00:14:01,641 --> 00:14:03,676
ADAM:
Is that all right?
309
00:14:03,676 --> 00:14:05,913
Yeah, that's all right.
310
00:14:05,913 --> 00:14:07,547
Also pretty sad.
311
00:14:07,547 --> 00:14:11,318
[DOOR OPENS]
Hey, hola, Hector.
312
00:14:11,318 --> 00:14:14,922
ADAM:
Oh, there he is.
That guy, he's the guy.
313
00:14:14,922 --> 00:14:17,224
Cold one coming your way,
Hector.
314
00:14:20,127 --> 00:14:23,730
Oh, no worries, man.
Let's try it again.
315
00:14:23,730 --> 00:14:25,065
Heads up, Hector.
316
00:14:30,003 --> 00:14:31,939
Guys, we're out of beer.
317
00:14:33,473 --> 00:14:36,910
[***]
318
00:14:36,910 --> 00:14:39,179
And another one for Brenda.
319
00:14:39,179 --> 00:14:41,514
[CROWD CHEERS]
Boo!
320
00:14:41,514 --> 00:14:45,318
Abby hasn't called yet.
Let me see your phone.
321
00:14:45,318 --> 00:14:47,988
Jeff, you missed six calls.
Oh, damn it.
322
00:14:47,988 --> 00:14:50,223
I was about
to take it off silent.
323
00:14:50,223 --> 00:14:51,925
Perfect. And voice mail.
324
00:14:51,925 --> 00:14:54,161
I swear, I'm gonna punch you
in the neck.
325
00:14:54,161 --> 00:14:56,629
Ahem, hi, Abby, it's Audrey.
326
00:14:56,629 --> 00:14:59,166
Listen,
if you haven't left town yet,
327
00:14:59,166 --> 00:15:02,335
could you call
Jeff's phone again? Thank you.
328
00:15:04,437 --> 00:15:06,539
I'm sorry.
329
00:15:06,539 --> 00:15:08,041
And one more for Brenda.
330
00:15:08,041 --> 00:15:10,343
Well, looks like the vote
is a tie.
331
00:15:10,343 --> 00:15:11,811
A tie?
332
00:15:11,811 --> 00:15:15,448
That's what's important here,
that stupid softball trophy.
333
00:15:15,448 --> 00:15:19,252
Hey, Audrey played in a game.
Yeah, she should get a vote.
334
00:15:19,252 --> 00:15:22,389
Okay, Audrey, we need you
to decide who wins.
335
00:15:27,560 --> 00:15:31,164
Congratulations.
Oh.
336
00:15:31,164 --> 00:15:33,466
No. No, I haven't decided yet.
337
00:15:33,466 --> 00:15:36,403
I know how much this trophy
means to Jeff.
338
00:15:36,403 --> 00:15:40,340
Recently he's been
thoughtless and selfish
339
00:15:40,340 --> 00:15:42,942
and I can barely look at him
right now.
340
00:15:42,942 --> 00:15:46,213
But being the bigger person,
341
00:15:46,213 --> 00:15:47,547
I vote for Jeff.
342
00:15:50,950 --> 00:15:55,055
Yeah! Whoo! Yes!
343
00:15:55,055 --> 00:15:58,891
Yeah, look at this baby.
I love it.
344
00:15:58,891 --> 00:16:03,063
[***]
345
00:16:06,699 --> 00:16:08,501
[KNOCK ON DOOR]
346
00:16:10,903 --> 00:16:12,305
Come in.
347
00:16:14,474 --> 00:16:15,708
Rusty?
348
00:16:15,708 --> 00:16:18,611
Hey, Mom.
What'd you bring me this time?
349
00:16:18,611 --> 00:16:20,647
Oh, Rusty,
350
00:16:20,647 --> 00:16:23,250
I'm really sorry
I haven't been there for you
351
00:16:23,250 --> 00:16:25,585
in the way
that you wanted me to be.
352
00:16:25,585 --> 00:16:28,155
Timmy and I have
had a good long talk about it.
353
00:16:28,155 --> 00:16:30,290
Timmy?
Yes, sir. Your mother insisted
354
00:16:30,290 --> 00:16:32,159
I enlighten her
why you're so upset.
355
00:16:32,159 --> 00:16:35,328
Yeah, some of it
has hit me pretty hard.
356
00:16:35,328 --> 00:16:37,697
Somebody had to start
the dialogue
357
00:16:37,697 --> 00:16:39,166
to let the healing begin.
358
00:16:40,233 --> 00:16:42,302
That was me. I did that.
359
00:16:42,302 --> 00:16:44,604
Timmy has made me realize
360
00:16:44,604 --> 00:16:47,607
I haven't been much
of a mother to you.
361
00:16:47,607 --> 00:16:49,476
[SIGHS]
362
00:16:49,476 --> 00:16:52,445
Well, I barely saw you after
you won the custody battle
363
00:16:52,445 --> 00:16:55,115
and I had to stay with dad.
364
00:16:58,051 --> 00:17:01,488
I know I can't change the past.
365
00:17:01,488 --> 00:17:03,756
But I'm finally
gonna give you the gift
366
00:17:03,756 --> 00:17:07,026
that I should have given you
a long time ago.
367
00:17:07,026 --> 00:17:08,328
A pony?
368
00:17:08,328 --> 00:17:11,298
Is there a pony in the hallway?
BUNNY: No.
369
00:17:11,298 --> 00:17:12,699
No, I am going to give you
370
00:17:12,699 --> 00:17:15,302
the gift of self-reliance
and independence.
371
00:17:15,302 --> 00:17:17,003
No more trust fund.
372
00:17:17,003 --> 00:17:20,039
Wait, that's not
what I suggested.
373
00:17:20,039 --> 00:17:22,942
No more free apartment.
374
00:17:22,942 --> 00:17:26,279
No more my business manager
paying all the bills.
375
00:17:26,279 --> 00:17:29,316
You're finally gonna become
a real man.
376
00:17:30,517 --> 00:17:32,152
With a pony?
377
00:17:33,286 --> 00:17:36,289
It's time to grow up, Rusty.
378
00:17:36,289 --> 00:17:37,690
I don't want to.
379
00:17:37,690 --> 00:17:40,893
Oh, it's for the best.
380
00:17:40,893 --> 00:17:42,395
I love you, son.
381
00:17:48,468 --> 00:17:52,071
And let's have breakfast
tomorrow before I leave.
382
00:17:52,071 --> 00:17:54,674
I'd like that.
383
00:17:54,674 --> 00:17:55,808
Bye.
384
00:18:02,882 --> 00:18:04,217
Hmm.
385
00:18:11,324 --> 00:18:12,525
[CLEARS THROAT]
386
00:18:12,525 --> 00:18:14,461
Just not in the face, sir.
387
00:18:17,130 --> 00:18:19,031
[GUNFIRE]
388
00:18:19,031 --> 00:18:22,702
TIMMY:
Oh! Nor the genitals.
389
00:18:22,702 --> 00:18:24,003
[***]
390
00:18:24,003 --> 00:18:27,707
Hey. Jeff, Sully
just threw up on my sandal.
391
00:18:27,707 --> 00:18:30,543
I'm gonna rinse it off,
then I'd like to leave.
392
00:18:30,543 --> 00:18:33,513
Yeah, but then--
I'm okay missing the slide show.
393
00:18:33,513 --> 00:18:35,715
Oh. you can watch it online
later.
394
00:18:35,715 --> 00:18:38,785
I'm not gonna watch it
online later.
395
00:18:38,785 --> 00:18:42,722
And they let you people
get married and not me.
396
00:18:42,722 --> 00:18:44,824
I'm sorry
I've been such a jackass.
397
00:18:44,824 --> 00:18:47,227
This whole surrogate thing
has got me crazy.
398
00:18:47,227 --> 00:18:49,396
Yeah, why is it taking so long?
399
00:18:49,396 --> 00:18:53,366
From my point of view,
the problem is, Jeff exists.
400
00:18:53,366 --> 00:18:55,735
The idea of a stranger
being such a big part
401
00:18:55,735 --> 00:18:57,670
of our lives
just seems weird to me.
402
00:18:57,670 --> 00:19:00,340
I don't let a stranger
park my car.
403
00:19:00,340 --> 00:19:02,975
Yeah, because then
you'd have to tip them.
404
00:19:02,975 --> 00:19:04,311
[CHUCKLES]
405
00:19:04,311 --> 00:19:06,379
I make a salary.
406
00:19:06,379 --> 00:19:08,648
And we've been burned before.
407
00:19:08,648 --> 00:19:10,683
And whoever
you end up choosing,
408
00:19:10,683 --> 00:19:12,685
you don't really know them.
It's rough.
409
00:19:12,685 --> 00:19:16,623
Yes, I know. It's rough.
But it's where we are.
410
00:19:20,793 --> 00:19:21,928
I'll do it.
411
00:19:23,463 --> 00:19:24,797
What?
What?
412
00:19:26,132 --> 00:19:27,734
What are you saying?
413
00:19:27,734 --> 00:19:30,470
Uh, I'm saying
that I'll be your surrogate,
414
00:19:30,470 --> 00:19:31,804
you know, if you want.
415
00:19:33,740 --> 00:19:35,875
Are you serious?
416
00:19:35,875 --> 00:19:40,247
Yeah. Yeah. I'm serious.
417
00:19:40,247 --> 00:19:42,449
Put your baby in me.
418
00:19:42,449 --> 00:19:45,151
Wait-- So this is real?
419
00:19:45,151 --> 00:19:48,154
You would actually do this
for us?
420
00:19:48,154 --> 00:19:51,424
Yeah.
Audrey, I really like you.
421
00:19:51,424 --> 00:19:54,661
And, Jeff, you're...
422
00:19:54,661 --> 00:19:56,396
married to her.
423
00:19:59,666 --> 00:20:00,867
We accept.
424
00:20:00,867 --> 00:20:02,235
Great, heh.
425
00:20:02,235 --> 00:20:03,736
I would kiss you,
426
00:20:03,736 --> 00:20:06,473
but I wouldn't wanna make you
all hot and confused.
427
00:20:06,473 --> 00:20:09,242
Yeah, we probably
shouldn't risk it.
428
00:20:09,242 --> 00:20:12,412
Thank you.
Oh, thank you so much.
429
00:20:12,412 --> 00:20:16,148
This is amazing.
I like where this is headed.
430
00:20:16,148 --> 00:20:19,218
You realize you're signing on
for about a year of this.
431
00:20:19,218 --> 00:20:21,220
Yeah.
432
00:20:21,220 --> 00:20:24,291
[***]
433
00:20:26,459 --> 00:20:27,860
[ELEVATOR BELL DINGS]
434
00:20:27,860 --> 00:20:29,696
[***]
435
00:20:29,696 --> 00:20:30,830
Adam?
436
00:20:32,265 --> 00:20:34,166
Jeff.
437
00:20:34,166 --> 00:20:36,002
[ADAM CHUCKLES]
438
00:20:36,002 --> 00:20:40,139
You made it, big dog.
Yeah, we're out of beer.
439
00:20:40,139 --> 00:20:42,074
Uh, the other guys left.
440
00:20:42,074 --> 00:20:44,344
But we could get our rally on.
441
00:20:45,578 --> 00:20:47,480
No, Jeff, come back here.
442
00:20:47,480 --> 00:20:49,949
Look, I'm very hungry.
[ELEVATOR BELL DINGS]
443
00:20:49,949 --> 00:20:52,184
Help me, please.
444
00:20:52,184 --> 00:20:54,287
[***]
445
00:20:58,190 --> 00:21:00,293
[***]
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