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Hey.
Hey, where's Audrey?
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Oh, big surprise, she's stuck
on another work call.
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Lately all she does is work.
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She even missed our
girl's night last night.
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We still had fun.
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Did you?
Did you enjoy your Daiquiri?
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The first one. I don't
remember the second one.
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[SIGHS]
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Anyways, Aud's being
totally slammed at work
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which means twice
as many work stories.
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So let me know if you're
having any trouble sleeping.
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Those things
are a magic bullet.
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Oh, great.
Mm. What?
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The hat store run out
of extra-large square?
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It's clever. How long you
been working on that one?
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I just thought of it.
Two days ago.
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Ha, ha.
I just got a text from Brenda.
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Who's that?
She's this lesbian.
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Ah. You have my interest.
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Who plays on
my softball team.
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Oh, you've lost my interest.
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She's hurt. And if
you don't have at least
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one female
your team forfeits.
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Jen, you're a girl, right?
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Well, if she's not,
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she did some pretty gay stuff
to me last night.
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So, come on,
can you play tomorrow?
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Oh, I'd love to,
but I have a meeting.
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You do?
Yes.
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But I thought we were hanging
out tomorrow afternoon.
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No, I have a meeting.
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No, no, no, no, you said
you had nothing going on.
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To quote you, "I literally
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"have nothing to do
tomorrow afternoon.
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Boy, would I love to go
outside."
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Okay, I just don't
wanna play softball.
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Rude.
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Oh, my God,
this is so frustrating.
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We can't use any of the couch
shots from the Hamptons' shoot.
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They're terrible. I have to go
out and find a new photographer.
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Don't fret.
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You know, I happen to be a bit
of a shutterbug myself.
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This would be easy for you.
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You won't have to get
the couch drunk
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and trick it into
taking its top off.
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Hey, you know what would be
a really fun break
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for you from all this work?
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Come on out to Central Park
and play some softball tomorrow.
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What, the team lesbian have
another gay wedding to go to?
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No, Mrs. Stereotyper.
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She, uh, dislocated a shoulder
playing field hockey.
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So come on, you need
to get out of the office.
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I, uh...
I don't think I can.
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Oh, listen, it's like
they say on their deathbed,
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uh, nobody ever wishes
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that they spent less time
playing softball.
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AUDREY:
Uh, I don't know, I...
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Look at you.
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Seriously, you've got
bags under your eyes,
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your skin's pale,
you're all slouched over.
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You look like a corpse.
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It's probably just
the lighting in here.
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I don't think so.
Jen looks fantastic.
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It's Central Park,
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it's a sunny day,
it'll be good for you.
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Fine, yes, I'll play.
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Come on, you look like
a mole person.
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I said I would play.
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[***]
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Wait, what are we doing?
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If you're having to ask I must
not be doing it very well.
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[SIGHS]
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No,
I meant us having sex,
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so much,
so soon after we met.
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I'm not hearing a problem here.
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Look, Timmy,
I really like you.
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And I you. Here,
let me show you how much.
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No. That's the thing.
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I think we should stop
having sex, and instead,
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focus on the non-physical part
of our relationship.
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Hmm. Not what now?
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We have to get to know each
other if we wanna give our
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relationship
a stronger foundation.
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Says you.
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I don't even know about
your interests,
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your family, your friends.
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Cricket, only child,
Nate and Ramesh.
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Okay, so, uh,
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do you want to tell me
yours now or after we nude up?
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No, heh,
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I think we should hold off
until we create
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a real emotional
and intellectual connection.
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That sounds like
a dynamite idea, really,
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but perhaps we could
implement that plan,
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say,
20 minutes from now
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after we've successfully
formed a human camel.
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We have to be strong if we want
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to give this the best chance
it can have.
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Without distractions.
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Yes, you're quite right.
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[TIMMY CHUCKLES]
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The logical
part of me agrees.
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I'm so glad.
Oh, heh.
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Timmy?
Hmm?
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It feels like another part
of you might disagree.
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Yes, well, uh, rest assured,
as soon as I get home
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I'm going to give it
what for.
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[SEÑOR HAPPY'S "HOW MANY WAYS"
PLAYING]
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* How many ways
To say, "I love you?" *
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* How many ways
To say that I'm not scared? *
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* With you by my side *
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* There is no denyin' *
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* I can't wait
For me and you *
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[***]
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Oh, no,
you guys still here?
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Yeah, the handy man set off
a bug bomb in our apartment.
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Oh, you got bugs?
No, he just doesn't like me.
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Anyway, what's going on?
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Well, in Timmy's case,
a whole lot of nada.
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[CHUCKLES]
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I see,
so now we're sharing
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intimate information
I told you in confidence.
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Heh-heh.
We're about to.
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So Timmy here's
been getting down
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with that little
mousy girl at work
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right in her office.
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Ah, Timmy,
I knew you had it in you.
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So did she.
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The funny part is, heh,
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now that she got him hooked,
she cut him off, no more sex.
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Yes, that's the funny part.
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Wow. So she had sex with you
and then no more.
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Mm. I heard that happens to guys
who don't look like me.
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I could show you
what it's like.
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If I were this guy maybe
you could. But come on.
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Jen, it's kind of
common knowledge
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that you're always good to go.
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Ouch.
Insulted by someone
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who looks like they're in the
middle of gender reassignment.
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But the question is,
which way is he going?
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Look, Allison believes
that sex is not the way to begin
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a meaningful relationship.
And I concur.
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Yeah, good luck running that
three-legged race by yourself.
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Of course
that's how you feel.
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Why spend time
getting to know a woman
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when it merely increases
her chances
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of picking you
out of a lineup?
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It's different for
different couples.
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I mean, Jen and I had sex
the first night we met.
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I don't even think
she knew my name.
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But now, we're
totally getting married.
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Adam.
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Oh, well, yeah, of course
you know my name now.
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That's not what
I was talking about.
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Oh. Oh, right. Oh, my God,
the cat's out of the bag.
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Okay, Timmy,
there's a good chance
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you're not coming
to our wedding.
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Ah. It's really small and--
Wrong again, Adam.
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Oh, hey, good news, buddy,
you're back in.
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No, he's not back in.
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It's a good thing
I'm not a human being
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or some of this
could really sting.
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[***]
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So he gave me the medicine
and I got better right away.
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Ah.
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So you're allergic to ragweed.
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How about that?
See?
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We're getting to know
each other.
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And that will only enhance the
experience when we go back to...
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You know.
Yes, I remember.
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[ELEVATOR DINGS]
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Pardon me.
It's all right.
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[CHUCKLES]
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[BLOWS AIR]
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So, uh, any other allergies,
or is it just the ragweed then?
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Cat dander, pollen.
Uh-huh. Oh.
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That's it.
All right, then.
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[ELEVATOR DINGS]
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Isn't this where you get off?
I'm very close.
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Uh, yeah, bye, bye-bye.
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[BLOWS AIR]
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All right. Daddy's lunch
is here. Bring it in.
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[GROANS]
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You can keep the...
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Ow.
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[***]
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I'm not sure lavender
is the right color.
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Audrey, get the ball!
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Thattagirl.
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What? Oh, no, no. No, no,
I told her that's not right.
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JEFF:
Audrey, throw the ball!
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No, it has to be lilac.
And that is final, I'm not--
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Hold on,
I'm getting another call.
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Hello?
JEFF: Hey, Audrey,
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it's Jeff from softball.
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Yeah, uh, I'm sorry
to catch you at a bad time
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uh, some of the fellas
were, uh,
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hoping we could
get the ball back.
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[***]
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[***]
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[SIGHS]
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Um, Timmy?
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Timmy, if you have to
do that at work,
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take it to the men's room.
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Sir, I'm only trying to get
the last of the Wite-Out.
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Yeah, I know, I've been there.
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Take it in the men's room,
fella.
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Sir, this Wite-Out.
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Oh.
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Well, still,
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ever since Allison cut you off,
you've been a little bit edgy.
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Really? Do you think so?
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Because I feel pretty
damned relaxed.
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I'm just concerned,
that's all.
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Well, don't be, because it's
none of your business.
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It became my business when
you threw a sandwich in there
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and cracked my sternum.
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Well, I'm sorry,
but, yes, I'm a bit pent up.
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Well, don't you worry.
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Uncle Russell's gonna help you
release the pressure.
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Look, I don't care
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how soft and lady-like
your hands are, the answer's no.
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No, no, no,
I didn't mean that.
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No, I'm just saying, I've got
a phone full of numbers here
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of professional ladies,
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classified by what they're
willing to do.
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Sir, let me make this clear,
I only want Allison.
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And I don't patronize
call girls.
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I don't patronize them either,
I treat them with respect.
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And then sometimes
they let you do extra stuff.
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Gratis.
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[***]
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Tuna sandwich, please.
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Hmm.
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Do you guys have popsicles?
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No.
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Okay, do you have
comment cards?
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Okay, so I've decided
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we need a new,
better story of how we met.
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What? Are you kidding?
Our story's great.
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Bar, drunk, did it in the cab,
did it in the park.
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It's got something
for everybody.
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Not for me. I mean, I come off
looking pretty slutty.
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But I love that
you're slutty.
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I know,
and we'll always have that.
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Aw.
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But I've made up a new story,
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00:12:34,955 --> 00:12:37,357
and I would like us to tell
people that one from now on.
249
00:12:37,357 --> 00:12:40,327
Okay, will it change
what really happened?
250
00:12:40,327 --> 00:12:42,062
No.
251
00:12:42,062 --> 00:12:43,496
Okay, what have you got?
252
00:12:43,496 --> 00:12:46,299
Okay, so one afternoon,
253
00:12:46,299 --> 00:12:48,235
you saw me disappear
into a cab
254
00:12:48,235 --> 00:12:49,837
and you were
so enchanted by my beauty
255
00:12:49,837 --> 00:12:51,238
that you knocked
a bike messenger
256
00:12:51,238 --> 00:12:54,207
off his bike and rode after me
for 20 blocks.
257
00:12:56,476 --> 00:12:58,812
What happened
to the bike messenger?
258
00:13:00,914 --> 00:13:02,149
What does it matter?
259
00:13:02,149 --> 00:13:05,352
Honey, people are gonna
worry about him.
260
00:13:05,352 --> 00:13:07,754
Fine. You gave
the bike messenger
261
00:13:07,754 --> 00:13:09,256
a hundred dollars
for his bike.
262
00:13:09,256 --> 00:13:12,025
Ooh, how about you offered him
a hundred dollars
263
00:13:12,025 --> 00:13:14,627
but he wouldn't
take it since it was for love?
264
00:13:14,627 --> 00:13:16,897
No, honey,
265
00:13:16,897 --> 00:13:19,132
it makes him sound like
a better guy than me.
266
00:13:19,132 --> 00:13:21,902
I mean, in that version,
267
00:13:21,902 --> 00:13:23,503
it seems like you should
end up with him.
268
00:13:24,804 --> 00:13:26,106
Oh.
269
00:13:26,106 --> 00:13:29,309
What if
I'm the bike messenger?
270
00:13:32,612 --> 00:13:34,581
[***]
271
00:13:34,581 --> 00:13:37,017
JEFF:
Here we go.
272
00:13:37,017 --> 00:13:40,053
Yeah, nice rip! Nice rip!
Audrey, you're up.
273
00:13:40,053 --> 00:13:43,590
No, that worked as a feature
but not as a cover.
274
00:13:43,590 --> 00:13:45,092
Hey.
What?
275
00:13:45,092 --> 00:13:47,160
[LINE DISCONNECTS]
What is wrong with you?
276
00:13:47,160 --> 00:13:49,496
You've been on this phone
the whole game.
277
00:13:49,496 --> 00:13:52,699
My job is a little more
important than your game.
278
00:13:52,699 --> 00:13:55,035
First of all, this game
has playoff implications.
279
00:13:55,035 --> 00:13:56,803
Secondly,
it's not about the game.
280
00:13:56,803 --> 00:13:58,405
Your job is making you
miserable.
281
00:13:58,405 --> 00:14:02,309
It's not that bad.
Well, it's making me miserable.
282
00:14:02,309 --> 00:14:05,478
When you're not working,
you're complaining about work.
283
00:14:05,478 --> 00:14:07,080
Look around.
284
00:14:07,080 --> 00:14:10,417
It is a gorgeous day,
but you don't see any of it.
285
00:14:10,417 --> 00:14:14,454
I wish you could just relax and
have fun like the rest of us.
286
00:14:14,454 --> 00:14:16,223
Let's get a batter up there,
Bingham.
287
00:14:16,223 --> 00:14:18,992
You shut up!
You shut up right now!
288
00:14:22,229 --> 00:14:24,664
Okay, come on, come on,
get out there and have some fun.
289
00:14:24,664 --> 00:14:26,199
I know you can.
290
00:14:26,199 --> 00:14:28,501
Yes, okay, I will.
I'm gonna have fun. Okay.
291
00:14:30,570 --> 00:14:34,274
JEFF:
Eye on the ball.
Eye on the ball.
292
00:14:34,274 --> 00:14:36,543
I hit it! I hit it!
All right, way to go, hon!
293
00:14:36,543 --> 00:14:39,212
Why don't you run?
That's all right.
294
00:14:40,914 --> 00:14:42,983
My God, she sucks.
295
00:14:42,983 --> 00:14:46,386
[***]
296
00:14:46,386 --> 00:14:47,487
[KNOCK ON DOOR]
297
00:14:47,487 --> 00:14:49,656
Uh, Mr. Dunbar?
You wanted to see me?
298
00:14:49,656 --> 00:14:52,325
Uh, yes, Allison, um...
299
00:14:52,325 --> 00:14:54,494
Wanted to talk to you
about Timmy.
300
00:14:54,494 --> 00:14:58,331
Oh, does the company frown
upon inter-office relationships?
301
00:14:58,331 --> 00:15:02,535
Oh, no, no, not at all.
Except for some of mine, heh.
302
00:15:02,535 --> 00:15:07,107
But that's a big he said, the
rest of them said, situation.
303
00:15:07,107 --> 00:15:12,079
No, uh, the company frowns upon
"kind of" relationships.
304
00:15:12,079 --> 00:15:14,447
Pardon me?
You know,
305
00:15:14,447 --> 00:15:18,451
we're "kind of" together
but we're not together.
306
00:15:18,451 --> 00:15:19,652
[SQUEAKING]
307
00:15:21,821 --> 00:15:24,958
Are you implying
what I think you're implying?
308
00:15:24,958 --> 00:15:27,394
I'm not really implying
anything.
309
00:15:27,394 --> 00:15:31,198
I mean, what kind of
professional would I be
310
00:15:31,198 --> 00:15:33,200
if I were to tell you
to let Tim
311
00:15:33,200 --> 00:15:36,269
ring the old bell
once in a while?
312
00:15:36,269 --> 00:15:38,972
So you're telling me
I should sleep with Timmy?
313
00:15:38,972 --> 00:15:41,341
No.
314
00:15:42,809 --> 00:15:46,413
That would be against the law.
315
00:15:46,413 --> 00:15:49,082
Oh, my God,
I can't believe you.
316
00:15:50,683 --> 00:15:53,987
[IMITATES ALLISON]
"Oh, my God,
I can't believe you."
317
00:15:53,987 --> 00:15:55,989
Allison, what's going on?
318
00:15:55,989 --> 00:15:58,591
Mr. Dunbar just told me
to sleep with you.
319
00:15:58,591 --> 00:16:01,028
Oh, my, how terrible.
320
00:16:02,395 --> 00:16:04,897
What was your answer?
No!
321
00:16:04,897 --> 00:16:07,034
I see. I can explain.
See, um,
322
00:16:07,034 --> 00:16:10,403
because, uh, you and I are not
currently being intimate,
323
00:16:10,403 --> 00:16:12,505
Mr. Dunbar feels
I've been
324
00:16:12,505 --> 00:16:14,307
taking out my frustrations
on him.
325
00:16:14,307 --> 00:16:17,477
Are you frustrated?
No.
326
00:16:19,979 --> 00:16:22,782
No, no, no.
327
00:16:22,782 --> 00:16:25,118
And now that we've gotten
to know each other
328
00:16:25,118 --> 00:16:27,920
I was ready to resume
our sexual activities.
329
00:16:27,920 --> 00:16:31,558
But?
We'll see.
330
00:16:32,925 --> 00:16:34,994
Anyway,
now I say we keep waiting.
331
00:16:34,994 --> 00:16:37,564
Uh-oh,
why do you now say that?
332
00:16:37,564 --> 00:16:39,166
Well, we wouldn't
want your boss
333
00:16:39,166 --> 00:16:40,633
thinking he had an effect,
would we?
334
00:16:40,633 --> 00:16:43,670
He is the boss now,
isn't he, so...
335
00:16:43,670 --> 00:16:45,805
Still, we shouldn't give him
that satisfaction.
336
00:16:45,805 --> 00:16:49,809
For God's sake,
what about my satisfaction?
337
00:16:49,809 --> 00:16:54,581
Is what he'll say after hearing
of our excellent plan.
338
00:16:54,581 --> 00:16:57,050
[***]
339
00:17:05,958 --> 00:17:08,095
[CELL PHONE RINGING]
340
00:17:14,234 --> 00:17:15,635
[RINGING STOPS]
341
00:17:19,672 --> 00:17:22,675
[***]
342
00:17:22,675 --> 00:17:24,311
JEFF:
Audrey!
343
00:17:26,846 --> 00:17:29,182
Audrey!
344
00:17:29,182 --> 00:17:31,451
Audrey,
get your head out of your ass!
345
00:17:35,255 --> 00:17:37,790
Jeff? Jeff,
I need to talk to you.
346
00:17:37,790 --> 00:17:40,059
What are you doing?
Get back out there.
347
00:17:40,059 --> 00:17:43,430
I've made a decision.
I'm quitting.
348
00:17:43,430 --> 00:17:46,266
Just because I told you to get
your head out of your ass?
349
00:17:46,266 --> 00:17:48,901
No, not the team.
I'm quitting my job.
350
00:17:48,901 --> 00:17:51,204
What? Why?
You were right.
351
00:17:51,204 --> 00:17:53,273
It's making me miserable.
352
00:17:53,273 --> 00:17:54,907
Everybody's job
makes them miserable.
353
00:17:54,907 --> 00:17:57,444
That's why they gotta
pay you to do it.
354
00:17:57,444 --> 00:17:59,879
There's gotta be something else
I can do with my life.
355
00:17:59,879 --> 00:18:03,683
Well, it's not professional
softball, I'll tell you that.
356
00:18:03,683 --> 00:18:08,288
For the first time in years
I feel light and alive.
357
00:18:08,288 --> 00:18:10,723
BOB: Hey, what's going on here?
It's not game related.
358
00:18:10,723 --> 00:18:13,660
Bob, I'm quitting my job.
Oh, good for you, Audrey.
359
00:18:13,660 --> 00:18:16,296
You've looked exhausted the last
several times I've seen you.
360
00:18:16,296 --> 00:18:18,765
Is it that obvious?
Call them as I see them.
361
00:18:18,765 --> 00:18:20,567
What's the hold up?
It's nothing.
362
00:18:20,567 --> 00:18:22,769
Can we get back to the game?
Audrey's quitting her job.
363
00:18:22,769 --> 00:18:24,871
Really? You know,
I recently quit my job,
364
00:18:24,871 --> 00:18:26,839
and started making
customized bird houses.
365
00:18:26,839 --> 00:18:29,942
Jeff and I are working on
starting a family.
366
00:18:29,942 --> 00:18:31,811
No kidding?
367
00:18:31,811 --> 00:18:33,413
My wife went
back to work full-time
368
00:18:33,413 --> 00:18:34,847
after the twins were born.
369
00:18:34,847 --> 00:18:37,016
She had a really hard time
finding balance.
370
00:18:37,016 --> 00:18:39,085
I can't find balance now.
371
00:18:39,085 --> 00:18:41,188
Then, uh, I gotta
respect your decision.
372
00:18:41,188 --> 00:18:43,823
Thank you.
That means a lot, Johnny Mo.
373
00:18:43,823 --> 00:18:45,358
I really hope it works out.
374
00:18:45,358 --> 00:18:46,926
[ALL CHATTERING]
375
00:18:46,926 --> 00:18:49,662
[***]
376
00:18:49,662 --> 00:18:54,033
And there, standing outside
my apartment in the rain,
377
00:18:54,033 --> 00:18:56,569
was Adam.
378
00:18:57,804 --> 00:18:59,672
And I walked up to her
and I said,
379
00:18:59,672 --> 00:19:03,976
"Hey, let me buy you
a cup of coffee
380
00:19:03,976 --> 00:19:06,313
for the rest of your life."
381
00:19:07,447 --> 00:19:10,517
What a nice story.
382
00:19:12,352 --> 00:19:14,854
Really made
the most of that break.
383
00:19:16,189 --> 00:19:17,590
Hey.
There she is.
384
00:19:17,590 --> 00:19:21,561
Hey, the future unemployed lady.
[CHUCKLES]
385
00:19:21,561 --> 00:19:24,764
Too bad we can't celebrate
with a round of popsicles.
386
00:19:26,833 --> 00:19:29,602
So how do you feel?
Are you excited?
387
00:19:29,602 --> 00:19:32,572
I am. I feel like I'm starting
a whole new chapter.
388
00:19:32,572 --> 00:19:34,974
And how do you feel?
Tsk.
389
00:19:34,974 --> 00:19:37,844
Initially I was terrified
of losing the second income
390
00:19:37,844 --> 00:19:42,615
and Audrey having so much time
to buy stuff we don't need.
391
00:19:42,615 --> 00:19:45,585
And now?
That's all.
392
00:19:46,986 --> 00:19:48,755
[***]
393
00:19:50,790 --> 00:19:52,058
[***]
394
00:19:52,058 --> 00:19:53,460
Oh, Timmy,
is the mail here yet?
395
00:19:53,460 --> 00:19:57,830
What do you think this is?
What do you think?
396
00:20:03,169 --> 00:20:05,638
She's still holding out on you,
huh?
397
00:20:07,540 --> 00:20:10,577
So are you ever gonna tell
Mr. Dunbar we're doing it again?
398
00:20:10,577 --> 00:20:12,345
RUSSELL:
Hey, Timmy, would you mind
399
00:20:12,345 --> 00:20:14,647
please getting me
a cup of coffee?
400
00:20:14,647 --> 00:20:17,650
No, I quite like
the way things are.
401
00:20:19,919 --> 00:20:21,288
Get it yourself,
402
00:20:21,288 --> 00:20:23,823
you spray-tanned dwarf.
I'm off to lunch.
403
00:20:25,592 --> 00:20:27,193
Shall we?
404
00:20:27,193 --> 00:20:28,828
[***]
405
00:20:34,100 --> 00:20:36,235
[***]
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