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Jeff, I found two empty
beer cans in the trash.
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All right, you keep up
the good work,
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I'll get you your own
shopping cart.
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Jeff, these were in our trash,
as opposed to the recycling bin
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and you didn't rinse them.
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When I finish a beer
the can is pretty clean.
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Don't do it for the planet.
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Just do it because I asked you
to and I'm your wife. For now.
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Okay, you're right.
From now on,
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I'll do a better job
handling the cans.
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On that subject,
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why don't you shuttle
those puppies over here?
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Boy, heh,
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I wish I was wearing sneakers
so I could get to you faster.
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Well, to save you the trouble
of changing your footwear.
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Oh, yeah.
Because I was going to.
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The big dog will come to you.
Heh.
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Great read on the situation,
honey. I gotta go.
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[GROANS]
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Come on, you said you didn't
even wanna go to this thing.
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Stay home,
we'll go a few rounds.
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Oh, Mr. Shakespeare, heh,
you and your love sonnets.
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It's part your fault
for getting all dolled up
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and looking so hot.
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Mm, that was really sweet.
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Not as sweet as your--
No, no, let me leave on that.
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[ELEVATOR BELL DINGS]
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Oh, come on.
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Ugh. Really?
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Aah. Ah. Ah.
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Oh, hey.
What are you doing back?
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I broke my heel.
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I'm already late and it's
just drinks with the girls.
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I'm just not gonna to go.
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Oh, that's too bad.
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You got all dolled up
for nothing.
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Well, it doesn't have to be
for nothing.
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Like you said, I'm looking hot,
you're clearly interested.
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How about we light some candles,
open a bottle of wine
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and take this to the bedroom.
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Oh.
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Too late.
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What?
Well, after you left, I...
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...took matters
into my own hands.
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Seriously?
Yep.
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In the time it took me
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to take the elevator
to the lobby and back?
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Yeah.
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That was maybe three minutes.
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If you say so.
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[TOASTER BELL DINGS]
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Oh, my toast.
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[SEÑOR HAPPY'S "HOW MANY WAYS"
PLAYING]
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* How many ways
To say, "I love you?" *
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* How many ways
To say that I'm not scared? *
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* With you by my side *
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* There is no denyin' *
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* I can't wait
For me and you *
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[***]
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So you go toast right after?
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Yes.
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And, uh, how about you?
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I usually just throw down a few
aspirin for my carpal tunnel.
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Could you two animals
just order?
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Oh...
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Uh, I'll just have a bagel.
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Cheese omelet,
whole wheat toast.
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You're not getting any toast.
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Misters Dunbar, Bingham.
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Hey, Mowgli? Where's Baloo?
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[CHUCKLES]
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Ah, you're Indian.
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A racist spin on a Disney
classic. Well done, sir.
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Now, this is the itinerary
for your trip to Miami.
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Whoo!
JEFF: You're going to Miami?
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What is it, the annual
running of the skanks?
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Uh, no, it's fall,
the skanks are in Capistrano.
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This is actually
a business trip.
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Timmy, you wanna go along?
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Really? What's the catch?
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No catch.
Dude, are you in or not?
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Sorry, I just keep waiting
for the other shoe to drop.
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And I suspect it will be
a children's size four
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with a lift in it.
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Ha, you're small.
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No, you're not my assistant
on this trip.
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You'd be my colleague,
no menial tasks for you.
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Oh, well,
in that case I accept.
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And I thank you for the
opportunity. Really.
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Ugh.
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Can you pick these gross
sesame seeds off my bagel?
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We're not on the trip yet.
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Seriously? No toast?
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I saw you come out
of the men's room.
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[***]
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I guess what's bugging me
is his casual attitude.
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Like he didn't care
if he did it with or without me.
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Well, how's the "with you"
stuff going?
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It's good.
It's all right. I guess.
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Sounds hot.
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We've been married 13 years.
It's normal.
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Look, it's hard to compete
with the sick fantasies
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men have
going on in their heads.
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Yeah. And even when you do
all the sick stuff,
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they still go back
to their wives.
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Every now and again
I give Gary something special
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to remind him
how good the real thing is.
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Hmm, what I should give Jeff
is sandpaper mittens.
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If you want to
get things back on track,
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you're gonna have
to make an effort.
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Maybe there's a little fantasy
of his you could fulfill.
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Oh, I'd give him
his fantasy,
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I can't speak for Olympic
gold medalist, Lindsey Vonn.
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All I'm saying is, use your
imagination. Surprise him.
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Eh, maybe
I'll give that a try.
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Oh, one idea might be to invite
a co-worker over to watch
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or participate in your
love-making.
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Asked and answered.
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[AUDREY SIGHS]
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[CLEARS THROAT]
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Hey, Jeff, it's Audrey.
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Listen, I was thinking, uh,
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why don't you come over
to my office today for lunch?
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Yes, Audrey Bingham.
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[***]
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[GRUNTS]
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I've always dreamed
of traveling first class, sir.
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It's even better
than I imagined.
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Of course it is.
You're used to riding
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on top of a train
with a goat under each arm.
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Oh.
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What's in the bag?
Oh, my lunch, sir.
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Oh, God, Timmy,
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they have good food in first
class. It's not like that slop
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they serve back
to the losers in coach.
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Have a nice flight.
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I happen to have certain
dietary restrictions, sir,
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and was concerned they may not
have a gluten-free option.
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[PLANE RUMBLES]
Hmm. Whoa! Did you hear that?
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Did a bird fly in the engine?
A goose?
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No.
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Was it a duck?
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No. It was just the door
closing, sir.
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We're getting ready
to take off.
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Oh, boy. Okay.
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Mm.
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Yes. Yes.
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[EXHALING]
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Is everything all right, sir?
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What is it?
Did you see another goose?
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No, there's no goose.
Why are you so agitated, sir?
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Well, the truth of it all is,
uh, I'm not a great flyer.
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Uh, half the reason
I brought you here
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was to help me
through the flight.
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What's the other half?
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The flight home.
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Statistics show that flying
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is in fact the safest
means of transportation.
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[SIGHS]
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Yeah, you know what, you're
right. This is silly.
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There you go, sir.
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I think I'm gonna be okay.
Hmm.
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MAN [OVER PA]:
Flight attendants,
prepare for take off.
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[ENGINES WHIRRING]
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[SCREAMS]
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This is it, I can't take it!
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We will for sure die!
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You're all dying!
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[***]
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Hey.
Hey, there's my man.
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Oh.
Hmm.
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Thanks for
inviting me to lunch.
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Sorry about my breath.
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I had a bag of corn nuts
on the way over.
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Ahem, let me guess, ranch?
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The first bag was.
Up next, chili picante.
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Alright, heh,
why don't you put those away.
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Why? What are you
thinking for lunch?
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Oh, I have
a lot of thoughts.
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In fact, let's start--
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Audrey, we need you
in the conference room.
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Really? Right now?
Yeah. It'll just take a minute.
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All right.
I'll be right back.
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Hi, Jeff.
Oh, hey, Jill.
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It's Tracy.
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Oh, did you get married?
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[***]
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Timmy. Timmy. Timmy!
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[PANTING]
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So much for Letters To Juliet.
Timmy, flying is wrong.
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It doesn't make sense,
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this thing is too big
to be in the air,
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I don't understand.
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Sir, would you feel better
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if I explained speed,
lift and wind theory to you?
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No, no, no,
the only theory I understand
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is that things fall.
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[***]
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Sorry, everyone had to sing
"Happy Birthday" to Ellen.
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You hate her.
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Hmm, I just
mouthed the words.
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Take that, Ellen.
Heh.
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Anyway, I managed to wrestle
a little cake away from her.
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She is not small.
Hmm.
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We'll have this
after lunch.
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Or we can have it after
something else.
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Seriously?
Yeah.
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In here?
You like that, don't you?
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I do...
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Too late.
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Again?
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Your timing's
not great this week.
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[***]
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[***]
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Why on earth
would you do that?
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Well, you were kissing me
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and you've got
that private bathroom.
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So every time
I leave you alone,
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you just immediately
attack yourself.
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Not every time.
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What about after I left
for the gym this morning?
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Look, maybe this is a discussion
for another day.
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I can't believe you would
do that in my office.
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Isn't it nice
after all these years,
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I can still surprise you?
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Look, you're the one
who lured me
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to your place of business
for sex.
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That's pretty unprofessional.
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Heh, and what you just did
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is gonna land you
on the cover of Forbes.
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Look, you should've led with
the "nooner" info,
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then I might have waited.
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"Might have"?
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So you don't care whether
it's you alone or us together.
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No, of course I would
prefer if it was you.
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In fact, you were
in my fantasy.
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Was I?
Yes.
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Unzipping
Lindsey Vonn's parka.
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If Lindsey switches to Velcro,
you wouldn't need me at all.
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No, someone would still
have to take off her...
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Wait, what the hell are
we even talking about here?
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Look, I would just like
to think that sex with me
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is a better option
than sex alone.
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And lately it
doesn't seem that way.
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I always give you first shot
before I get ready to rumble.
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Yes, but first shot is usually,
"Wanna go a few rounds?"
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Should we go back to,
"gentlemen, start your engines"?
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It's not about the sport, Jeff.
I would just like you
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to try a little harder
before you throw in the towel.
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Okay, look, I'm sorry.
Maybe I've gotten a little lazy
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in the romance department.
252
00:11:54,547 --> 00:11:55,849
Well, to be fair,
253
00:11:55,849 --> 00:11:57,751
I guess we can both make
more of an effort,
254
00:11:57,751 --> 00:12:00,020
which is why
I invited you here.
255
00:12:00,020 --> 00:12:03,456
It's too bad we got cake-blocked
by Ellen the Hutt.
256
00:12:05,125 --> 00:12:08,228
I'm gonna make more of an
effort, starting right now.
257
00:12:08,228 --> 00:12:10,430
Knock, knock.
Oh, I heard Jeff was here.
258
00:12:10,430 --> 00:12:12,766
No. Get out.
Oh, okay.
259
00:12:12,766 --> 00:12:14,434
[***]
260
00:12:14,434 --> 00:12:16,469
Sir, just last month
261
00:12:16,469 --> 00:12:19,940
you flew to Las Vegas
for the Adult Video Awards.
262
00:12:21,408 --> 00:12:23,076
How did you manage that?
263
00:12:23,076 --> 00:12:26,246
I don't know,
triumph of the human spirit.
264
00:12:27,480 --> 00:12:31,418
I wish Helga was here.
Your childhood nanny?
265
00:12:31,418 --> 00:12:32,886
She used to fly with me
266
00:12:32,886 --> 00:12:35,388
and she'd make sure
everything was okay.
267
00:12:35,388 --> 00:12:36,957
Well, tell me,
how'd she do that?
268
00:12:36,957 --> 00:12:39,492
She sang me show tunes.
269
00:12:41,728 --> 00:12:44,264
I'm not singing show tunes.
270
00:12:44,264 --> 00:12:46,199
Fine.
271
00:12:46,199 --> 00:12:47,968
I'm gonna tell the stewardess
272
00:12:47,968 --> 00:12:49,769
I saw you trying
to light your shoe.
273
00:12:51,071 --> 00:12:53,173
Why? Why would you
do that, sir?
274
00:12:53,173 --> 00:12:55,876
Because then they'll land
the plane to arrest you
275
00:12:55,876 --> 00:12:57,410
and I'll walk off.
It's the perfect plan.
276
00:12:57,410 --> 00:13:00,347
The perfect plan involves me
being water-boarded?
277
00:13:01,648 --> 00:13:03,984
No, no, no, you'll probably
just be deported.
278
00:13:05,385 --> 00:13:09,990
What are you doing with matches,
foreign-looking person?
279
00:13:09,990 --> 00:13:13,093
* The sun'll
Come out tomorrow *
280
00:13:13,093 --> 00:13:17,430
* Bet your bottom dollar
That tomorrow *
281
00:13:17,430 --> 00:13:20,467
* There'll be sun *
282
00:13:20,467 --> 00:13:27,107
* Tomorrow, tomorrow
I love you tomorrow *
283
00:13:27,107 --> 00:13:31,244
* You're only a day away *
284
00:13:32,545 --> 00:13:34,381
[***]
285
00:13:37,417 --> 00:13:38,952
Hey, there, pretty lady.
286
00:13:40,120 --> 00:13:42,155
Heh, and who might
those be for?
287
00:13:42,155 --> 00:13:45,592
For you.
Just for being you.
288
00:13:46,960 --> 00:13:52,032
Because I'm romantic like that.
Thank you.
289
00:13:52,032 --> 00:13:55,102
You see, your hands can be used
for other things.
290
00:13:56,436 --> 00:13:58,305
And they're
about to be, heh.
291
00:14:02,943 --> 00:14:05,745
Oh, yes, pfft.
292
00:14:05,745 --> 00:14:07,214
Ooh.
293
00:14:14,922 --> 00:14:18,926
I'd love to wrap this up
before the game starts.
294
00:14:21,761 --> 00:14:23,230
[CLEARS THROAT]
295
00:14:23,230 --> 00:14:27,134
Um, thank you for the flowers,
babe, but, uh,
296
00:14:27,134 --> 00:14:28,835
I'm not sure
you really understand
297
00:14:28,835 --> 00:14:30,670
this whole
making an effort thing.
298
00:14:30,670 --> 00:14:32,906
I got you flowers.
299
00:14:34,274 --> 00:14:37,444
Yes, but the only reason
you got them is to get sex.
300
00:14:37,444 --> 00:14:40,313
That is why every guy
buys flowers.
301
00:14:40,313 --> 00:14:43,216
It's sexual currency, Aud.
302
00:14:43,216 --> 00:14:45,752
I could've just
given you the 15 bucks
303
00:14:45,752 --> 00:14:47,955
but you'd be insulted, right?
304
00:14:56,896 --> 00:14:58,498
Put your wallet away.
305
00:14:59,632 --> 00:15:02,269
Look, instead of thinking,
"how do I get sex"
306
00:15:02,269 --> 00:15:05,138
try thinking,
"how do I show Audrey I care?"
307
00:15:05,138 --> 00:15:08,008
Well, if you look down,
308
00:15:08,008 --> 00:15:10,577
there is some
pretty compelling evidence.
309
00:15:16,549 --> 00:15:22,055
You know what, ugh, forget it.
I'm gonna wash my face.
310
00:15:23,690 --> 00:15:25,692
I'm sorry, buddy.
311
00:15:27,627 --> 00:15:32,132
* Demons'll charm you
With a smile *
312
00:15:32,132 --> 00:15:35,035
BOTH:
* For a while *
313
00:15:35,035 --> 00:15:40,707
* But in time *
314
00:15:40,707 --> 00:15:44,877
* Nothing can harm you *
315
00:15:44,877 --> 00:15:50,383
* Not while I'm around *
316
00:15:51,618 --> 00:15:56,189
Yes. Yes.
Oh, thank you.
317
00:15:56,189 --> 00:15:58,891
Really, ever so kind.
So glad you enjoyed it.
318
00:15:58,891 --> 00:16:01,261
[SIGHS]
Um...
319
00:16:01,261 --> 00:16:02,795
Feeling any better now, sir?
320
00:16:02,795 --> 00:16:06,399
Yes. You're my new Helga.
321
00:16:06,399 --> 00:16:07,934
Oh.
322
00:16:07,934 --> 00:16:10,870
Thank you, sir. I know those
are big lederhosen to fill.
323
00:16:10,870 --> 00:16:13,240
[SIGHS]
Now why don't you relax
324
00:16:13,240 --> 00:16:17,877
while I enjoy
a well-deserved meal. Hmm.
325
00:16:17,877 --> 00:16:20,147
Uh, the bump-bump bumpies...
326
00:16:20,147 --> 00:16:21,548
Not to worry, sir,
not to worry.
327
00:16:21,548 --> 00:16:23,816
Just a minor air pocket.
[PANTING]
328
00:16:23,816 --> 00:16:27,020
You know, it certainly was
a circuitous route to this point
329
00:16:27,020 --> 00:16:28,455
but for the first time
330
00:16:28,455 --> 00:16:30,557
I feel I've earned a measure
of your respect.
331
00:16:32,925 --> 00:16:35,062
[VOMITS]
332
00:16:36,729 --> 00:16:39,366
[GROANS]
333
00:16:40,333 --> 00:16:42,835
I stand corrected.
334
00:16:42,835 --> 00:16:44,771
[***]
335
00:17:02,955 --> 00:17:04,324
[SIGHS]
336
00:17:13,833 --> 00:17:15,268
You're emptying the dishwasher.
337
00:17:15,268 --> 00:17:18,238
Oh, are they dirty? Sorry.
338
00:17:19,472 --> 00:17:22,109
No, no, no, they're clean.
Thank you.
339
00:17:22,109 --> 00:17:23,476
Sure.
340
00:17:24,544 --> 00:17:27,380
Is that your third beer?
Uh, fourth.
341
00:17:27,380 --> 00:17:29,582
I had a tallboy
on the subway so...
342
00:17:30,883 --> 00:17:34,421
Add that to the list of things
I'm sorry about.
343
00:17:34,421 --> 00:17:36,889
No, you don't need
to be sorry.
344
00:17:36,889 --> 00:17:41,128
I just noticed there were
two cans in the recycling bin.
345
00:17:41,128 --> 00:17:42,529
And you rinsed them.
346
00:17:42,529 --> 00:17:45,165
Well, we don't want
to get beer rats.
347
00:17:46,499 --> 00:17:48,201
Uh...
348
00:17:48,201 --> 00:17:50,970
And that's how you want me
to do it, right?
349
00:17:50,970 --> 00:17:56,843
Yes. You listened to me.
Thank you. Mm, it happened.
350
00:17:56,843 --> 00:17:59,412
That's for rinsing out
the beer cans?
351
00:17:59,412 --> 00:18:01,581
Hmm, and the flowers.
And emptying the dishwasher.
352
00:18:01,581 --> 00:18:03,116
It's all part
of making an effort.
353
00:18:03,116 --> 00:18:04,751
Oh. Okay. I get it.
354
00:18:04,751 --> 00:18:09,756
So all you're asking
for is a little bit of this...
355
00:18:10,923 --> 00:18:13,626
Oh, yeah.
356
00:18:13,626 --> 00:18:15,262
[MUMBLES]
357
00:18:17,063 --> 00:18:18,531
[BLOWS AIR]
358
00:18:24,571 --> 00:18:26,706
Stop teasing.
359
00:18:26,706 --> 00:18:29,008
Oh, ugh...
360
00:18:29,008 --> 00:18:31,144
[LAUGHS]
361
00:18:33,546 --> 00:18:35,548
That's it,
I have to have you now.
362
00:18:35,548 --> 00:18:36,883
Oh, hold on.
363
00:18:36,883 --> 00:18:39,386
I haven't finished my chores.
364
00:18:42,021 --> 00:18:44,157
[MOANING]
365
00:18:50,029 --> 00:18:51,631
Uh...
366
00:18:51,631 --> 00:18:56,236
Well, that's just unsanitary.
Come on.
367
00:18:56,236 --> 00:18:57,837
[***]
368
00:19:01,441 --> 00:19:03,443
Well, that was good.
369
00:19:03,443 --> 00:19:06,713
Logging that one up here
for future use.
370
00:19:06,713 --> 00:19:11,651
Thank you.
That's creepily flattering.
371
00:19:11,651 --> 00:19:13,553
And I feel like
I was a little quicker
372
00:19:13,553 --> 00:19:15,188
than maybe
I would have liked.
373
00:19:15,188 --> 00:19:19,359
Or perhaps
you would've liked.
374
00:19:19,359 --> 00:19:21,528
Come on, heh, Jeff,
it was great.
375
00:19:21,528 --> 00:19:23,230
Are you sure?
Because I'd be happy
376
00:19:23,230 --> 00:19:26,366
to take you for another spin,
if you want.
377
00:19:26,366 --> 00:19:30,470
Heh, that's nice
but too late.
378
00:19:36,843 --> 00:19:38,110
What?
379
00:19:38,110 --> 00:19:39,512
[TIMER DINGS]
380
00:19:42,749 --> 00:19:44,484
My toast.
381
00:19:44,484 --> 00:19:46,653
[***]
382
00:19:50,790 --> 00:19:52,292
[***]
383
00:19:52,292 --> 00:19:54,994
Thank you again, sir,
for a wonderful weekend.
384
00:19:54,994 --> 00:19:57,930
There you go. Mm.
385
00:20:00,900 --> 00:20:03,270
It was my pleasure, Timmy.
386
00:20:03,270 --> 00:20:07,173
You know, I've been thinking
about music for the way home.
387
00:20:07,173 --> 00:20:13,480
And after Miami, I'm kind of
in the mood for some "Fiddler."
388
00:20:13,480 --> 00:20:15,482
Might be fun, heh.
389
00:20:17,016 --> 00:20:18,885
Oh, that won't be necessary,
sir.
390
00:20:18,885 --> 00:20:21,821
I'm quite confident this
will be a much smoother trip.
391
00:20:21,821 --> 00:20:23,356
Why is that?
392
00:20:23,356 --> 00:20:25,592
You see the thing is
393
00:20:25,592 --> 00:20:28,895
I was able to procure
some very powerful sedatives.
394
00:20:31,464 --> 00:20:35,435
Excuse me?
Did you dose me?
395
00:20:35,435 --> 00:20:38,871
What'd you put
in this champagne?
396
00:20:38,871 --> 00:20:40,740
Nothing in yours, sir.
397
00:20:46,045 --> 00:20:47,514
Have a nice flight.
398
00:20:50,049 --> 00:20:54,521
No, Timmy. Timmy. Wake up.
399
00:20:54,521 --> 00:20:57,156
MAN [OVER PA]:
Flight attendants,
prepare for take off.
400
00:20:57,156 --> 00:20:59,158
No.
[ENGINES WHIRRING]
401
00:20:59,158 --> 00:21:01,561
No, is that a goose?
402
00:21:04,764 --> 00:21:05,965
Timmy?
403
00:21:05,965 --> 00:21:07,934
[***]
404
00:21:11,971 --> 00:21:13,906
[***]
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