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God, you're gonna be
our surrogate.
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She's gonna be our surrogate.
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I know, I've been
here the whole time.
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I'm just excited.
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I'm excited too.
I'll see you guys soon?
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Okay.
Okay.
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Hey there. Russell Dunbar.
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Pam Nelson.
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I know a Pam Nelson.
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She finds me charming
and adorable.
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Oh, wait, that's you.
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[ELEVATOR DINGS]
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Wow.
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Has that line ever worked?
Heh. We'll see.
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No!
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Can you believe it?
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After all that searching,
and she's perfect.
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She was perfect
when she left our apartment.
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Let's go inside.
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You know,
I was thinking.
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Sometimes these things have--
Inside.
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[ELEVATOR DINGS]
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And so Bartholomew Vader
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named the device
after his daughter, Ella,
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which is why we call it
the elevator.
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Really.
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Has nothing to do with the fact
that it elevates, huh?
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No, in fact,
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Bartholomew almost named it
after himself,
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the Barth Vader.
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Well, it was nice
talking to you.
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Yeah, you too.
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So where are you headed?
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Oh, really?
I'm headed that way too.
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Uh, let's share a cab.
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[DOOR CLOSES]
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Oscar, did you see
a blond lady
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with what looks like
a smaller blond lady?
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Yes, I just got
a cab for them.
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Why, why did you do that?
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Because they tip me.
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If you'd like,
I can explain what that means.
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Pick up, pick up pick up.
Yay, voicemail.
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Russell,
the woman that you're with
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is the surrogate
that Audrey and I hired
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to carry our child.
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Do not touch her. Stay off.
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Get off her!
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[SEÑOR HAPPY'S "HOW MANY WAYS"
PLAYING]
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* How many ways
To say, "I love you?" *
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* How many ways
To say that I'm not scared? *
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* With you by my side *
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* There is no denyin' *
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* I can't wait
For me and you *
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[***]
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[PHONE RINGS]
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Russell Dunbar's office.
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Oh, hello Mr. Bingham.
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What?
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Oh, dear.
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So you want me
to track down my boss
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before he pollutes
your would-be surrogate.
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Just another day at the office
for Timmy.
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Look, it's important.
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Remember that time Russell
touched Audrey's french fries?
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Imagine if that french fry
was gonna carry her child
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and instead of touching it,
he whips out--
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Yes, sir, analogy landed.
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I'll find him. Um--
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My first stop will be the laser
light show at the planetarium.
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He's into that?
No.
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He just finds that the show
leaves women disoriented.
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He's into that.
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Well, see, if he touches Pam,
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I'm gonna confuse
and disorient his face.
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And with that pithy bon mot
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from your rapier-like wit,
I'm off.
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What?
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[***]
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That is such great news.
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We're so happy for you.
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Yeah, congrats.
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Hey, you know,
we might use a surrogate too.
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Why would we do that?
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Well, with a surrogate,
you won't get big and bloated.
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And let's be honest,
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we all know
where the baby comes out.
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No, I don't. Where?
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Don't make me say it.
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Hey, there they are.
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Congrats on the surrogate.
Thanks.
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Where did you just go?
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I just ran down the stairs
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and then, uh, back up again.
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Why?
That's great exercise.
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It's great exercise.
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You have to be in good shape
if you're chasing a kid around.
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What are you, mind-reader?
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Because that's exactly
why I was doing it.
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You know, running the stairs
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could be the answer
to my problem.
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What problem?
Well, the other day I--
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My wallet fell out
of my back pocket.
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You know, and it used to fit
all snugly in my pants, but--
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My butt's getting smaller.
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He's worried
he's gonna end up like his dad.
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You mean, with a son
who tells really dull stories?
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No, his dad has just about
no rear end at all.
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It's lower back
straight into legs.
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It's almost to the point
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where he can't use
a conventional chair.
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Running the stairs
could give me
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the rounded,
muscular buttocks I want.
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That we want.
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That's a great story.
Let's end this on a high-note.
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Congrats again, you guys.
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Hey, what do you wanna be
for Halloween this year?
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Can you believe we're that
much closer to being parents?
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It's freaky.
Give me Pam's number.
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I wanna call her.
Why?
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To thank her for
letting us use her innards.
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I like your enthusiasm,
don't like "innards."
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Voicemail.
Hey. Give it to me.
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Pam, it's Jeff Bingham.
We already miss you
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and we want to talk to you,
so call me back.
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For instance, say,
you're gonna do some activity,
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call me
before you do the activity.
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Call me.
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And Audrey says hey.
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What?
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I'm excited
about having a baby.
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God, I--
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Sometimes I feel
like I'm alone in this.
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[***]
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Whoa.
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Yeah, it's pretty wild, huh?
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I guess they started doing
these shows in the mid-'70s,
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before I was born.
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I'm young.
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Yeah, it's hypnotic.
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I'm starting to get dizzy
and light-headed.
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Really?
That's wildly unexpected.
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Maybe we should get out of here
and go somewhere else.
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Yeah, okay.
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Wow.
My neck's a little tight.
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Hopefully,
the next place we go
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doesn't involve me
staring up at the ceiling.
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No. That'll be your call.
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[***]
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Come on, Jeff, keep up.
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Running the stairs
was your idea.
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Yeah. This is exactly how I was
hoping it would play out.
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Keep going.
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[CELL PHONE RINGS]
I'm getting a call.
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It's probably Death
letting me know he's on his way.
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It's a client.
You go, I'll catch up.
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Huh, if you can catch up.
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If that's a challenge,
consider it accepted.
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What a nightmare.
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Timmy, what's up?
You find Russell?
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No. But thanks
to the second-hand smoke,
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I have found a tasty buzz.
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Come on, Timmy,
you gotta keep it together.
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What's your next move?
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We needed someone to stake out
Mr. Dunbar's apartment
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in case he brings Pam there.
So I asked Jennifer.
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Not Adam?
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Uh, I tried,
but he said he was busy.
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Oh, hey, buddy.
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It's time to start
working my ass. Whoo!
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That's too bad.
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He could have made
a valuable member of the team.
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I'm off to the hot-dog place
on 72nd Street.
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Russell takes girls out
for a wiener.
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That's real subtle.
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No, but if I don't get
a chili cheese dog soon
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it will assuredly harsh
my mellow.
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[***]
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All right, Timmy,
I'm in the hallway.
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Excellent.
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Excellent hot dogs.
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[GROANS]
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So this is the place where hope
and dignity go to die.
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Jennifer,
I knew you'd come around.
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But I need about 20 minutes
to reload.
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Please tell me you weren't
just with a woman named Pam.
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Let me think.
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"Oh, Pam, oh,
Pam, do it, Pam."
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Yeah, it was Pam.
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Wait, how did you know that?
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I only tweeted it,
like, five minutes ago.
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@RussellDunbar, you follow me.
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PAM:
Russell?
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Yeah, babe?
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Is it all right
if I take a quick shower?
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Sure, babe.
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Don't you need to go start
the hidden shower cam?
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No. It's motion activated.
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You have no idea
what you've just done.
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All I've done is done
made myself pretty tired.
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Yay!
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JENNIFER:
Oh, no! Oh.
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Jennifer, what's wrong?
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You saw what?
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Oh, my....
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[***]
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[CELL PHONE RINGS]
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Hey, Timmy, what's up?
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Oh, no.
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Oh, God.
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Okay.
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No pain, no gain, old man.
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Oh, no! Oh!
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[***]
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[***]
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Where's Russell?
Mr. Bingham, yes. Ah.
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Hi there, I'm so sorry,
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but Mr. Dunbar
is not available right now.
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You're more than welcome
to leave a message
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but I'm afraid
you can't go in there,
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so, uh, heh...
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Mr. Bingham is here
to see you, sir.
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Thank you, Timmy.
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[CLEARS THROAT]
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You defiled our surrogate.
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I ought to smack that spray tan
right off of you.
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Won't work, I got burnt sienna,
guaranteed for five days.
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Timmy, get back in here.
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TIMMY [OVER INTERCOM]:
No.
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Listen. Dude, I'm sorry,
but it's not my fault.
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When Jen told me who she was,
I felt horrible.
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And I only had sex
with her again because,
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you know, I wanted
to have sex with her again.
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You've ruined her for us.
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Really? Is the thought of her
being with me that disgusting?
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Absolutely.
TIMMY: I agree.
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I'm not that bad of a guy,
despite all your joking.
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Am I laughing?
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Hard to tell,
your face doesn't move a lot.
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No, no.
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Audrey's gonna hate this
even more than I do.
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Oh, yeah,
she's not a fan of mine.
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That's why
you don't tell her a thing.
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00:11:29,890 --> 00:11:31,959
No, that's not how
we're gonna play this.
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You're gonna come over
and you're gonna tell her.
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TIMMY:
Dun-dun-dun.
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How do you turn
this damn thing off?
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TIMMY:
It's the blue button, sir.
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Ha, just kidding,
it's the red one.
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I can't tell Audrey, dude,
she'll kill me.
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No, no, Pam's gonna be around,
she'll see you.
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It's better Audrey find out now
than after I've paid her.
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Or even worse,
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after she's all goofed up
with our baby stuff.
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Aah!
256
00:12:00,587 --> 00:12:02,189
Dude, I'm sorry.
257
00:12:02,189 --> 00:12:05,592
I feel for you, buddy,
but I'm not telling Audrey.
258
00:12:05,592 --> 00:12:07,360
And you can't make me.
259
00:12:09,329 --> 00:12:11,999
Timmy, I'm gonna step out
for a bit. Hold my calls.
260
00:12:14,234 --> 00:12:15,836
Yes, sir.
261
00:12:15,836 --> 00:12:18,839
[***]
262
00:12:20,808 --> 00:12:22,810
Oh, she's not here.
Okay, cool.
263
00:12:22,810 --> 00:12:25,112
Well, later, Lurch.
264
00:12:25,112 --> 00:12:29,182
Hey, Jeff-- Oof.
Oh, why is that here?
265
00:12:30,617 --> 00:12:33,453
He's here for a reason.
He has something to tell you.
266
00:12:33,453 --> 00:12:34,922
Russell?
267
00:12:37,958 --> 00:12:39,559
Hey, Aud. Um...
268
00:12:39,559 --> 00:12:42,963
We were just cruising around
the neighborhood and, um...
269
00:12:44,231 --> 00:12:47,500
Like, uh, I hooked up
with, uh, that surrogate
270
00:12:47,500 --> 00:12:50,337
and it won't happen again
and I'm sorry.
271
00:12:53,340 --> 00:12:56,109
[LAUGHS]
272
00:12:56,109 --> 00:12:58,078
Oh, that's really good.
273
00:12:58,078 --> 00:12:59,847
That was very good.
274
00:12:59,847 --> 00:13:02,382
You guys almost had me.
[LAUGHS]
275
00:13:02,382 --> 00:13:04,885
The look on your face
was priceless.
276
00:13:04,885 --> 00:13:06,619
Truly classic. Gotta go.
277
00:13:06,619 --> 00:13:09,022
Russell.
278
00:13:09,022 --> 00:13:11,358
Be a man.
No.
279
00:13:16,429 --> 00:13:20,467
Audrey, I actually
did have sex with Pam.
280
00:13:25,638 --> 00:13:27,407
I'm speechless.
281
00:13:29,309 --> 00:13:31,544
So this is
what it takes.
282
00:13:35,883 --> 00:13:37,617
I swear, I didn't know
she was your surrogate.
283
00:13:37,617 --> 00:13:40,253
I just met her, like normal,
and then I asked her out.
284
00:13:40,253 --> 00:13:44,858
And then we went to my house
and then the usual. Twice.
285
00:13:46,426 --> 00:13:49,129
I knew it, I knew it.
It was too perfect.
286
00:13:49,129 --> 00:13:50,998
I knew something
had to go wrong.
287
00:13:50,998 --> 00:13:54,067
I just didn't know how horribly,
horribly wrong.
288
00:13:55,035 --> 00:13:56,870
Okay, we have fun. We do.
289
00:13:56,870 --> 00:13:59,272
But seriously,
what's so bad about me?
290
00:14:00,908 --> 00:14:04,077
You're sleazy,
indiscriminate,
291
00:14:04,077 --> 00:14:06,346
deceitful,
shallow, lustful
292
00:14:06,346 --> 00:14:08,882
and you shame both women
and yourself.
293
00:14:09,983 --> 00:14:12,052
Some chicks go for that.
294
00:14:13,486 --> 00:14:16,323
I can't believe this.
We can't use Pam now.
295
00:14:16,323 --> 00:14:19,426
Why not?
She slept with you.
296
00:14:19,426 --> 00:14:23,130
So obviously
she drinks too much.
297
00:14:24,064 --> 00:14:26,133
She had one glass of wine.
298
00:14:26,133 --> 00:14:28,335
Oh, so she does drugs.
299
00:14:28,335 --> 00:14:31,771
She didn't do any drugs.
None that she knew of.
300
00:14:31,771 --> 00:14:34,174
I didn't slip her--
301
00:14:34,174 --> 00:14:37,377
I'm starting to question
how you see me.
302
00:14:40,180 --> 00:14:42,115
You can go now.
303
00:14:42,115 --> 00:14:44,918
No. I won't be going.
304
00:14:44,918 --> 00:14:47,620
I've been disrespected.
305
00:14:47,620 --> 00:14:50,090
And I'm not leaving here
till I get an apology.
306
00:14:50,090 --> 00:14:52,725
How about that?
307
00:14:52,725 --> 00:14:54,894
Ow!
308
00:14:56,496 --> 00:14:57,931
[DOOR CLOSES]
309
00:14:57,931 --> 00:15:00,200
Apology accepted.
310
00:15:02,869 --> 00:15:04,804
How's the ass-blasting going?
311
00:15:04,804 --> 00:15:06,539
You tell me.
312
00:15:12,879 --> 00:15:15,315
[***]
313
00:15:17,184 --> 00:15:19,219
So, what are you thinking?
314
00:15:20,887 --> 00:15:22,956
Well, on the one hand,
315
00:15:22,956 --> 00:15:24,958
am I angry
about what Russell did?
316
00:15:24,958 --> 00:15:26,393
You betcha.
317
00:15:26,393 --> 00:15:29,529
Did I fantasize
about getting revenge? Sure did.
318
00:15:29,529 --> 00:15:31,564
Did I go online
and look up poisons
319
00:15:31,564 --> 00:15:34,267
that can't be detected
in an autopsy?
320
00:15:35,902 --> 00:15:37,370
Who wouldn't?
321
00:15:37,370 --> 00:15:40,007
You could just feed him
your meatloaf.
322
00:15:43,110 --> 00:15:44,711
But despite what happened
323
00:15:44,711 --> 00:15:47,014
I still think Pam would
make a great surrogate.
324
00:15:47,014 --> 00:15:49,182
Logically, that hasn't changed.
Right.
325
00:15:49,182 --> 00:15:52,285
But what do you think? I'm the
one doing all the talking.
326
00:15:52,285 --> 00:15:55,022
It's been that way
since the wedding.
327
00:15:56,489 --> 00:15:58,825
What the hell is wrong with you?
I'm sorry.
328
00:15:58,825 --> 00:16:00,727
I'm not thrilled
about what happened either.
329
00:16:00,727 --> 00:16:03,663
But I remember how relieved
we were when we found Pam.
330
00:16:03,663 --> 00:16:05,198
Yes, I remember that too.
331
00:16:05,198 --> 00:16:08,235
So, this is where I stand:
I just want you to be happy.
332
00:16:08,235 --> 00:16:10,337
I want us to be happy.
333
00:16:13,573 --> 00:16:16,143
You know what?
Let's keep Pam.
334
00:16:16,143 --> 00:16:19,046
Yeah?
Yes, yes.
335
00:16:19,046 --> 00:16:20,980
We are too big and powerful
336
00:16:20,980 --> 00:16:23,216
to let Russell
have any effect on us.
337
00:16:23,216 --> 00:16:26,186
That's right, we're huge.
338
00:16:27,720 --> 00:16:29,089
He's nothing.
339
00:16:29,089 --> 00:16:30,890
We're not gonna let him
ruin this for us.
340
00:16:30,890 --> 00:16:32,492
No, we are not.
341
00:16:32,492 --> 00:16:35,262
In fact,
I am going to transfer
342
00:16:35,262 --> 00:16:37,530
the fee to Pam right now.
343
00:16:37,530 --> 00:16:39,166
Good.
344
00:16:39,166 --> 00:16:41,734
By hitting this button
right here.
345
00:16:41,734 --> 00:16:47,940
Which will remove a large sum
of money from our account
346
00:16:47,940 --> 00:16:49,409
and send it to hers.
347
00:16:49,409 --> 00:16:51,644
Do it.
I will.
348
00:16:51,644 --> 00:16:55,948
Because you are positive
that you're okay with her.
349
00:16:55,948 --> 00:16:58,118
I am.
You don't have to worry.
350
00:16:58,118 --> 00:17:00,053
Go ahead, do it.
351
00:17:01,788 --> 00:17:04,257
It's done.
[SIGHS]
352
00:17:04,257 --> 00:17:06,926
Good. And you know what?
353
00:17:06,926 --> 00:17:08,528
Now that all of this
is behind us
354
00:17:08,528 --> 00:17:10,997
I feel even more positive
about Pam than I did before.
355
00:17:10,997 --> 00:17:12,765
Well, I'm glad to hear that.
Yeah.
356
00:17:14,267 --> 00:17:16,035
Now, it's actually done.
357
00:17:21,908 --> 00:17:23,110
Push.
Push.
358
00:17:23,110 --> 00:17:24,344
Push!
Push!
359
00:17:24,344 --> 00:17:25,778
Push!
Push!
360
00:17:25,778 --> 00:17:27,547
[GASPS]
361
00:17:35,422 --> 00:17:37,457
[CRYING]
362
00:17:49,068 --> 00:17:53,306
Hey. He's good and hungry.
363
00:17:56,976 --> 00:17:59,312
Uh-uh, Mama, no bottle.
364
00:17:59,312 --> 00:18:00,813
I want the real thing.
365
00:18:02,149 --> 00:18:04,184
Now whip them puppies out.
366
00:18:07,187 --> 00:18:08,555
Oh, God.
367
00:18:08,555 --> 00:18:10,157
Oh, God, Jeff.
Wake up, wake up.
368
00:18:10,157 --> 00:18:12,292
I just had the worst dream.
Shh, shh.
369
00:18:13,793 --> 00:18:16,229
You'll wake the baby.
370
00:18:16,229 --> 00:18:18,831
Too late. I'm up.
371
00:18:18,831 --> 00:18:20,967
[SCREAMS]
372
00:18:20,967 --> 00:18:22,635
What, what?
373
00:18:23,936 --> 00:18:25,638
We need a new surrogate.
374
00:18:32,879 --> 00:18:35,848
[***]
375
00:18:35,848 --> 00:18:38,785
So anyway, that's why
we had to let Pam go.
376
00:18:38,785 --> 00:18:41,254
There is good news.
Remember how we used to have
377
00:18:41,254 --> 00:18:44,023
thousands of dollars
more than we needed?
378
00:18:44,023 --> 00:18:45,758
I'm sorry, you guys.
379
00:18:45,758 --> 00:18:48,328
Looks like we're back
on the market for a surrogate.
380
00:18:48,328 --> 00:18:50,197
What about Jen?
381
00:18:51,931 --> 00:18:53,766
What about Jen for what?
382
00:18:55,468 --> 00:18:56,903
To be their surrogate.
383
00:18:56,903 --> 00:18:59,105
What are you talking about?
384
00:18:59,105 --> 00:19:01,073
We owe them.
385
00:19:01,073 --> 00:19:03,109
They've always done
nice stuff for us.
386
00:19:03,109 --> 00:19:04,577
Remember when we left
for a week,
387
00:19:04,577 --> 00:19:05,912
they took in our mail
for us?
388
00:19:11,184 --> 00:19:13,453
How about we get them
a nice bottle of wine?
389
00:19:14,754 --> 00:19:18,658
Yeah, probably be less wear
and tear on your rig.
390
00:19:20,059 --> 00:19:21,494
JENNIFER:
Here's an idea.
391
00:19:21,494 --> 00:19:23,896
Why don't you think
before you talk?
392
00:19:23,896 --> 00:19:25,698
Will do.
393
00:19:27,133 --> 00:19:29,068
Oh, sheesh, I gotta go.
394
00:19:29,068 --> 00:19:32,239
This guy at the gym promised
he was gonna go nuts on my ass.
395
00:19:34,474 --> 00:19:37,176
[***]
396
00:19:40,380 --> 00:19:43,516
So you and Audrey
are back on the surrogate hunt?
397
00:19:43,516 --> 00:19:46,253
Yeah.
Thanks again for that.
398
00:19:46,253 --> 00:19:48,755
You know, if I may,
399
00:19:48,755 --> 00:19:52,359
next time,
you go with a real uggo.
400
00:19:52,359 --> 00:19:54,694
You know,
make sure she's Russell-proof.
401
00:19:56,095 --> 00:19:58,831
That's an interesting thought.
Or how about this:
402
00:19:58,831 --> 00:20:01,734
you go anywhere near
our next surrogate
403
00:20:01,734 --> 00:20:03,770
and I pound you
until there's nothing
404
00:20:03,770 --> 00:20:06,873
but a red puddle
with bad '70s hair.
405
00:20:12,245 --> 00:20:14,414
It's always good
to have choices.
406
00:20:14,414 --> 00:20:17,384
Hey.
How was the gym?
407
00:20:17,384 --> 00:20:19,852
That guy blast your ass?
408
00:20:22,955 --> 00:20:24,824
No.
409
00:20:24,824 --> 00:20:27,093
Why not?
410
00:20:27,093 --> 00:20:30,530
Turns out we were talking
about two different things.
411
00:20:35,201 --> 00:20:37,904
[***]
412
00:20:41,474 --> 00:20:44,611
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