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&nbsp Man 1: [ On video ]I'D LIKE TO SEE &nbsp THE DEFENDANT INMY CHAMBERS... &nbsp PRIVATELY. &nbsp Man 2: YES, YOUR HONOUR. &nbsp Man 1: THIS IS PROVING TO BE A DIFFICULT CASE. &nbsp THE JURY IS HUNG, &nbsp AND FOR THE RECORD,YOUR JUDGE IS ALSO HUNG. &nbsp THERE SEEMS TO BE A BIGHOLE IN YOUR DEFENCE, &nbsp AND I'D PERSONALLY LIKE TO PROBE INTO IT A LITTLE DEEPER. &nbsp IS THAT CLEAR? &nbsp Man 2: YES, SIR. &nbsp WILL THEDEFENDANTPLEASE RISE. &nbsp Man 2: YES, SIR. &nbsp Man 1: OH YEAH, THAT'S IT... &nbsp Melanie: WITH ALL DUE RE- SPECT, YOUR HONOUR, &nbsp $100,000 BAILFEELS UNDULY HARSH. &nbsp THE RECORDSCLEARLY SHOWTHAT MR. SCHMIDT &nbsp HAS ALWAYS BEENA LAW-ABIDING, &nbsp TAX-PAYING CITIZEN &nbsp TRYING TO OPERATE A LEGITIMATE BUSINESS. &nbsp IF YOU CALL ANUNSAVOURY, HOMOSEXUALPORNOGRAPHIC WEBSITE &nbsp A LEGITIMATEBUSINESS. &nbsp [ Whispering ]AS IF THAT TROLL'SNEVER BEEN TOA PORN SITE. &nbsp YOUR HONOUR, MR. SCHMIDTWAS EXTREMELY DILIGENT &nbsp IN KEEPING HISBUSINESS STRICTLYUP TO CODE. &nbsp HE HAD NO IDEA THAT HIS EMPLOYEE, &nbsp EDWARD STEWART MALONE, WAS A MINOR. &nbsp Judge: WHILE IT IS THIS COURT'S OBLIGATION &nbsp TO UPHOLD MR. SCHMIDT'SRIGHT TO OPERATE HISBUSINESS OF CHOICE, &nbsp HOWEVER UNSAVOURY, MR. ROLLINS. &nbsp THIS COURT WILL NOT TOLERATE IGNORANCE &nbsp WHEN IT COMES TO THE CORRUPTION OF A MINOR. &nbsp IT WILL ENSURETHAT MR. SCHMIDT &nbsp IS PUNISHED TO THEFULL EXTENT OF THE LAW. &nbsp [ Shuffling of papers ] &nbsp Judge: NEXT CASE. &nbsp Bailiff:THE STATE OFPENNSYLVANIAVERSUS JOAQUIM. &nbsp I WAS BRILLIANT! &nbsp I KNEW YOUWOULD BE. &nbsp THE AUDIENCE WAS SCEPTICAL AT FIRST. &nbsp OF COURSE, I DON'T BLAME THEM. &nbsp THAT ALL CHANGEDONCE YOU BEGANTO PLAY. &nbsp I KICKED ASS ON THE CADENZA, &nbsp THE ANDANTE WAS PERHAPS A TAD TOO CON MOTO, &nbsp BUT BY THEFINAL ALLEGRO... &nbsp THE AUDIENCE WAS TRANSFIXED, TRANSPORTED. &nbsp THEY EVENGAVE ME... A STANDING OVATION. &nbsp AND THIS HUGEBOUQUET OF...WHITE ROSES. &nbsp BLACK COFFEE PLEASE. COMING UP. &nbsp I WAS THERE. &nbsp YOU...WERE THERE? &nbsp I COULDN'T MISSYOUR DEBUT,SO I BORROWEDDAPHNE'S CAR. &nbsp THERE YOU GO. &nbsp YOU DROVE ALL THEWAY TO HARRISBURG? &nbsp WHY DIDN'TYOU TELL ME? &nbsp I THOUGHT YOU'D BE PISSED. &nbsp BESIDES, YOUR AGENT WAS ALL OVER YOU, &nbsp SO I JUST WATCHED. &nbsp WHAT DID YOU SEE? &nbsp YOU, TALKING TO YOUR WORSHIPFUL ADMIRERS. &nbsp WELL, YOUSHOULD'VERESCUED ME. &nbsp HEY, YOU DIDN'T SEEM TO MIND, &nbsp ESPECIALLY THAT CUTE GUY. &nbsp WHAT CUTE GUY? &nbsp THE ONE YOULEFT WITH. &nbsp OH, HIM? HE WASA MUSIC STUDENT. &nbsp HE WANTED TO PICK MY BRAINS, THAT'S ALL. &nbsp THAT'S ALL? YEAH, WE TALKED ABOUT GRAD SCHOOLS. &nbsp I DON'T EVEN THINK HE WAS GAY. &nbsp FROM WHERE IWAS STANDING, &nbsp IT LOOKED LIKE HEKNEW HOW TO BLOWMORE THAN A TRUMPET. &nbsp SOUNDS LIKE YOU'RE JEALOUS. &nbsp I'M NOT JEALOUS. &nbsp THEN WHY WOULD YOU EVEN THINK I WAS INTERESTED? &nbsp WELL, I REMEMBERANOTHER YOUNG ADMIRER &nbsp WHO CAME UP TOYOU AFTERWARDS, &nbsp TO TELL YOU HOWAMAZING YOU WERE. &nbsp LOOK, FANS ARE GOING TO WANT TO MEET ME. &nbsp WOMEN, GUYS, THEY'REGOING TO WANT TOTALK, TO FLIRT. &nbsp THEY'RE GOING TO THINK I'M SEXY... &nbsp I NOTICED. &nbsp BUT THAT'S JUST PART OF THE DEAL. &nbsp WE KNEW THIS WASGOING TO HAPPEN. &nbsp NOW, WHATEVER THE BULLSHIT, &nbsp YOU'RE THE ONLY ONE I LOVE, &nbsp THE ONLY ONEI PLAY FOR. &nbsp SORRY, BABY, I GOTTA PEE! &nbsp [ Running of shower ] &nbsp THE DINER CALLED, I HAVE TO GO IN EARLY &nbsp AND TAKE OVER FOR BETTY. &nbsp HERE I JUST GOT OFF THE LATE SHIFT. &nbsp JESUS CHRIST. &nbsp VIC, IT...IT'S TED, &nbsp HE'S ON THEFRONT PAGE! &nbsp HOLY SHIT, THEY'VE ARRESTED HIM. &nbsp VIC? &nbsp VIC! WHAT'SWRONG WITH YOU? &nbsp YOU GOT WATERIN YOUR EARS? &nbsp [ Shriek ] [ Gasp ] &nbsp WHO THE FUCK ARE YOU? &nbsp UM, MORNING, SIS. &nbsp I SEE YOU'VE MET RODNEY. &nbsp THIS PORN BUST GOT ME A LOT OF ATTENTION. &nbsp AND A NICE BUMPIN THE POLLS. &nbsp THAT SHOULD GIVEYOU SOME FODDERFOR YOUR NEXT SPOT. &nbsp TELL ME, BRIAN, YOU GOT ANY KIDS? &nbsp [ Sniffing ]YEAH,A SON. &nbsp THEN I'M SUREYOU SHARE EVERYPARENT'S CONCERN &nbsp THAT HE MIGHT COME ACROSS SOME PORN SITE &nbsp LIKE THIS SCUMBAG, SCHMIDT, WAS RUNNING. &nbsp [ Sniffing ]HE'S ONLY TWO. &nbsp THE POINT IS, JIM MADE A PROMISE TO THE VOTERS &nbsp TO MAKE THISCITY FAMILYFRIENDLY. &nbsp HE INTENDSTO KEEP IT. &nbsp YOU'LL SOON DIS- COVER THE CHIEF'S A MAN OF HIS WORD. &nbsp I'M FINDING THAT OUT. &nbsp Dominic:JUST LOOK ATTHIS STREET. &nbsp BACK ROOMS,BATHHOUSES... &nbsp IT'S A VERITABLEBREEDING GROUND &nbsp FOR EVERY FORM OF SEXUALLY TRANS- MITTED DISEASE. &nbsp BUT WITHYOUR HELP... &nbsp WE'RE GOING TO CLEAN IT UP. &nbsp Nancy: AND IN THE PROCESS, WIN THE ELECTION. &nbsp Jim: BY THE WAY, YOU PLAY RACQUETBALL? &nbsp YEAH, I LOVE RACQUETBALL. &nbsp GOOD. &nbsp MEET ME AT THE ATHLETIC CLUB, &nbsp TOMORROW NIGHT, ABOUT 8:00. &nbsp I'LL WHIP YOUR ASS. &nbsp [ Patting of arm ] &nbsp [ Closing of car door ] &nbsp [ Moaning ] &nbsp OH... SHIT, SHIT SHIT, SHIT!OH GOD. &nbsp OH, DIDYOU COME? &nbsp NO-NO-NO-NO,THANK GOD. &nbsp OH...WHAT? &nbsp THE CONDOM BROKE. &nbsp LOOK, NO. &nbsp NO, DON'T. &nbsp KEEP GOING. &nbsp WHAT? &nbsp I SAID, KEEP GOING. I DON'T CARE. &nbsp BUT, MIKE...MICHAEL, YOUCOULD GET... &nbsp I DON'T CARE. &nbsp FUCK ME! &nbsp OH... GOD![ Groaning ] &nbsp MICHAEL! OH,MICHAEL. MIKE... &nbsp Debbie: [ Voice echoing ] MICHAEL... MICHAEL? &nbsp [ Ringing of bell ] &nbsp HUH! YOU LOOKJUST LIKE YOU DID &nbsp WHEN YOU WERE12 YEARS OLD, &nbsp DAYDREAMINGABOUT YOU ANDCAPTAIN ASTRO &nbsp FLYING OFF TOSOME INCREDIBLENEW ADVENTURE... &nbsp OR TO FUCK. &nbsp SO WHERE'S BEN?I HAVEN'T SEENHIM FOR DAYS. &nbsp HE'S JUST GOT A HEAVY WORKLOAD AT SCHOOL, THAT'S ALL. &nbsp MM-HMM. &nbsp WELL, IF ITISN'T CASANOVA! &nbsp YOUR UNCLE HAS A BOYFRIEND, &nbsp AND WELL HUNG TOO, &nbsp AT LEAST FROM WHERE I WAS SITTING. &nbsp WE'VE ONLY GONEOUT A FEW TIMES. &nbsp THEY HAD A SLEEP- OVER LAST NIGHT. &nbsp THAT'S GREAT, UNCLE VIC. &nbsp TRY MIRACULOUS. &nbsp I THOUGHT IWAS DESTINEDTO SPEND THEREST OF MY LIFE &nbsp DATING MYRIGHT HAND. &nbsp Debbie:SO WHEN DO I GETTO MEET HIM WITHHIS CLOTHES ON? &nbsp I'VE INVITEDHIM FOR DINNERTOMORROW NIGHT. WOO! &nbsp THOUGHT I'D MAKEA TURDUCKEN. &nbsp A WHAT? &nbsp TURDUCKEN. &nbsp YOU TAKE A CHICKEN,YOU STUFF ITUP A DUCK, &nbsp THEN STUFF THATUP A TURKEY. &nbsp KIND OF LIKE A THREE- WAY, BUT WITH POULTRY.[ Chuckling ] &nbsp YOU AND BEN HAVETO COME TOO. &nbsp DO WE HAVE TOHAVE THE ENTIREFAMILY THERE? &nbsp WELL, WHAT GOOD'S A FAMILY IF WE CAN'T MAKE YOU SQUIRM? &nbsp [ Ringing of bell ] Man: HEY, DEB, YOUR ORDER'S UP. &nbsp WOULD YOU LAY OFF THAT FUCKIN' BELL? &nbsp THIS ISN'T A PRIZE FIGHT. &nbsp EXCUSE ME. &nbsp [ Ringing of telephone ] &nbsp THANK GOD MY MOTHER'LL NEVER SEE THIS. &nbsp DID SHE DIE? &nbsp NO, SHENEVER READSA NEWSPAPER. &nbsp [ Ringing of telephone ] &nbsp HELLO? &nbsp MAY I ASK WHO'S CALLING? &nbsp ONE MOMENT. &nbsp IT'S YOUR MOTHER. &nbsp HI, MOM. &nbsp OH, NOT BAD,AND YOU? &nbsp OH, YOU DID? &nbsp YEAH, I KNOW,IT'S NOT A VERYGOOD PICTURE. &nbsp NO, LOOK...LOOK, IT'S JU... &nbsp JUST A MISUNDER-STANDING, MOM. &nbsp IT'LL ALL WORK OUT. &nbsp YEAH. YEAH. YEAH. &nbsp I-I-I'LL CALL YOU LATER... &nbsp AND DON'T FORGET TO TAKE YOUR BLOOD PRESSURE PILLS. &nbsp SHE'S GOING TO NEED 'EM. &nbsp "GAY PORN KING"? &nbsp I HAVE ONE LOUSYLITTLE WEBSITE... &nbsp AND WHO DOTHEY SINGLE OUT? &nbsp ME. GOD. &nbsp AFTER I WAS SOCAREFUL TO CHECK &nbsp AND DOUBLE-CHECK FOR EVERY POSSIBLE INFRACTION... &nbsp EXCEPT FOR ONE. &nbsp EDDIE. &nbsp THERE HE WAS,THE WHOLE TIME, &nbsp RIGHT BY MY SIDE, WITH HIS PHONEY I.D. &nbsp IT'S A PLOT WORTHY OF PUCCINI. &nbsp Emmett:TEDDY, PLEASE, &nbsp IF YOU'RE NOT CAREFUL, YOU'LL NEED YOUR MOTHER'S MEDICATION. &nbsp HUH, I KNOW WHAT'S GOING TO HAPPEN. &nbsp I'M GOING TO WIND UPONE OF THOSE ECCENTRICCONVICTS YOU READ ABOUT. &nbsp THEY'RE GOING TO OPEN MY CELL DOOR 40 YEARS FROM NOW &nbsp AND ALL THE WALLS ARE GOING TO BE COVERED WITH EQUATIONS AND LOGARITHMS... &nbsp IN TEENY, TINY SCRAWL. &nbsp WE'RE GOING TO DO OUR BEST &nbsp TO MAKE SURE THAT DOESN'T HAPPEN. &nbsp BUT IT WON'TBE EASY. &nbsp STOCKWELL IS OUT FOR BLOOD. &nbsp HE WANTS TO MAKEYOU AN EXAMPLE &nbsp IN HIS CAMPAIGN AGAINSTPORN, DRUGS AND SEX. &nbsp EVERYTHING WE HOLD DEAR. &nbsp THERE MUST BE SOMEONE YOU KNOW WHO COULD PULL A FEW STRINGS, &nbsp PUT IN A KIND WORD ON MY BEHALF. &nbsp UH, THERE'S SOME- ONE WE ALL KNOW. &nbsp BRIAN. &nbsp I'M A DEAD MAN. &nbsp YOU HATE IT. &nbsp I DON'T... IDON'T HATE IT. &nbsp IT'S JUST, WELL, IDIDN'T PICTURE HIMLOOKING QUITE SO... &nbsp SO WHAT?EVIL. &nbsp WELL, YOU SAID THE SECRET POTION &nbsp HE'S TAKING TO MAKE HIMSELF INVINCIBLE HAS WARPED HIS MIND. &nbsp YEAH, BUT UNDERNEATH, HE'S STILL A HERO, &nbsp A GOOD GUY, AND HE WILL BE AGAIN, &nbsp ONCE ZEPHYR BLOWS SOME SENSE INTO HIS HEAD. &nbsp HEY, GUYS. &nbsp HI. HEY, BEN. &nbsp WHAT ARE YOU TWO UP TO? &nbsp WORKING ON THESECOND ISSUE. &nbsp YEAH, WE'RE TRYING TO COME UP WITH THIS VILLAIN... &nbsp IT'S NOT A VILLAIN. &nbsp A FALLEN HERO. &nbsp HIS NAME IS JUICE PIG. &nbsp OH? &nbsp HE'S SORT OF A JEKYLL AND HYDE CHARACTER. &nbsp YOU KNOW,SOMETIMESHE'S CHARMINGAND KIND, &nbsp AND OTHER TIMES... &nbsp HE'S A MONSTER. &nbsp WONDER WHERE YOUGOT THAT IDEA. &nbsp SO, UH, DEB TELLS ME THAT ETHAN WAS A BIG HIT. &nbsp YUP, HE GOTRAVE REVIEWS... &nbsp AND A BOOKING WITH THE BUFFALO SYMPHONY. &nbsp THAT IS GREAT. &nbsp I'LL GIVE THESEANOTHER SHOT. &nbsp THANKS. &nbsp SEE YA. &nbsp Ben:SEE YOU,JUSTIN.I'LL GET THE DOOR. &nbsp BYE. &nbsp SO HOW WASTHE GYM? &nbsp OH, DID, UH,315 ON THEBENCH PRESS. &nbsp YOU COULD USEA PROTEIN SHAKEAFTER THAT. &nbsp UM, I'LL MAKE IT. &nbsp UM... BY THE WAY, &nbsp VIC INVITED US TO DINNER TOMORROW, &nbsp TO MEET HISNEW BOYFRIEND. &nbsp ROY AND I ARE WORKING LEGS TOMORROW NIGHT. &nbsp WELL, COULDN'T YOU WORK LEGS EARLIER? &nbsp I TEACH EAR- LIER, MICHAEL. &nbsp PLUS I GOT TO MAKE SOME CALLS FOR PAUL'S MEMORIAL SERVICE. &nbsp I COULD HELP YOU. &nbsp HEY, NO OFFENCE, BUT IT'S NOT YOUR WORLD. &nbsp NEGATIVE. &nbsp AGAIN. &nbsp OH, HONEY, DON'TTAKE IT PERSONALLY. &nbsp MOST WOMEN DON'TGET PREGNANTTHEIR FIRST TRY. &nbsp MM, I'M NOT MOST WOMEN. &nbsp I'M USED TOHITTING AGRAND SLAM, &nbsp FIRST TIME OUTOF THE BOX. &nbsp YOU MAY HAVE TO ADJUST YOUR THINKING. &nbsp THE DOCTOR TOLDYOU IT USUALLYTAKES ABOUTTEN MONTHS. &nbsp WHAT DO WE DO UNTIL THEN? &nbsp WE COULD PICKOUT NAMES. IN THE JEWISH FAITH, &nbsp YOU'RE SUPPOSED TO NAME YOUR FIRST-BORN AFTER YOUR GRANDFATHER. &nbsp WHAT WASYOUR GRAND-FATHER'S NAME? HYMAN. &nbsp [ Laughing ]OH, NO! &nbsp SHH, YOU'LLWAKE UP GUS. &nbsp WHAT'S THEOTHER ONE? &nbsp HERMAN. &nbsp OH, I'M PRAYINGFOR A GIRL. &nbsp [ Sigh ] &nbsp LINZ?HMM? &nbsp DO YOU SUPPOSE IT'S OUT THERE? &nbsp WHAT? &nbsp OUR KID. &nbsp WAITING FOR US TO WILL IT INTO EXISTENCE. &nbsp I NEVER THOUGHTABOUT IT LIKE THAT. &nbsp WHO KNOWS? &nbsp MAYBE. &nbsp [ Whispering ] COME ON, KID. &nbsp GET HERE. &nbsp [ Beeping of car horn ] &nbsp [ Humming ] &nbsp [ Sigh ] &nbsp WELL, AT LAST. &nbsp MY OWN PERSONALSTALKER. &nbsp HEY, THIS IS A... THIS IS A BEAUTY, BRI. &nbsp FIRST CHANCE I'VE HAD TO SEE IT, &nbsp YOU KNOW, BUTTHEN AGAIN, I...I'VE BEEN BUSY, &nbsp WHAT WITH THE NEW HOUSE AND WORK AND... &nbsp BEING ARRESTED AND GOING TO JAIL. &nbsp YEAH, I SAWTHE PAPERS. &nbsp THAT'S ANAWFUL PICTURE. &nbsp I'D SUE. &nbsp YEAH, WELL MAYBEWHEN I'M INTHE BIG HOUSE &nbsp I'LL STUDY LAW. I'LL DO IT MYSELF.OH. &nbsp LISTEN, BRI... &nbsp LOOK, YOUR FRIEND STOCKWELL, HE... &nbsp HE WANTS THE POWERS THAT BE TO THROW THE BOOK AT ME. &nbsp YOU THINK MAYBE YOU COULD PUT IN A WORD? &nbsp WHICH WORDWOULD YOU LIKE? &nbsp "DON'T." &nbsp SORRY, THEODORE,NO CAN DO. &nbsp PLEASE. &nbsp I'M BEGGING YOU. &nbsp LOOK, I DO HISTELEVISION SPOTS. &nbsp I'M NOT THEFUCKING D.A. I KNOW, &nbsp BUT YOU'VE GOT HIS EAR. HE MIGHT LISTEN TO YOU. &nbsp WELL, YOU KNOWAS WELL AS I DO &nbsp THAT WOULD BEOVERSTEPPINGTHE BOUNDS. &nbsp SINCE WHEN DO YOU EVER GIVE A SHIT ABOUT OVERSTEPPING THE BOUNDS? &nbsp YOU WERE ALWAYS THE FIRST TO CROSS THEM. &nbsp IT'S BUSINESS. &nbsp BUSINESS. &nbsp RIGHT, OF COURSE. &nbsp I UNDERSTAND. &nbsp YOU GO OFF TO YOUR MEETING. &nbsp DON'T SPEND ANOTHER SECOND &nbsp WORRYING ABOUT A LITTLE PISHER LIKE ME. &nbsp HERE. &nbsp THERE YOU GO. [ Ignition of engine ] &nbsp DRIVE SAFELY NOW. &nbsp MOTHERFUCKER. &nbsp [ Sniff ] &nbsp TRY THIS. &nbsp SMELLS LIKE SOME GUYS I'VE GONE DOWN ON. &nbsp THAT IS THEGROSSEST, MOSTDISGUSTING THING &nbsp I'VE EVERHEARD. EW. THANKS. &nbsp I WANT SOME- THING TO GO WITH A BURGUNDY OR A MERLOT. &nbsp OH, PLANNINGA PARTY?FOR TWO. &nbsp CELEBRATE ETHAN'S TRIUM- PHANT RETURN... &nbsp [ Sigh ] HAIL, CAESAR. &nbsp AND TO SUPPLICATE MYSELF AT HIS FEET &nbsp FOR THINKING HE WAS FUCKING AROUND ON ME. &nbsp I GUESS THAT'S WHAT COMES FROM LIVING WITH BRIAN. &nbsp OKAY, CORRECTION.BRIAN DIDN'T FUCKAROUND ON YOU. &nbsp YOU KNOW, HE WASALWAYS HONEST, &nbsp RIGHT FROMTHE START. &nbsp [ Sniffing ] &nbsp THIS MIGHT BENICE WITH A RICH,FULL-BODIED... &nbsp EGGPLANT. &nbsp I MEAN, IS THISNOT A THINGOF BEAUTY? &nbsp TOUCH IT. &nbsp STROKE IT. INSERT IT? &nbsp I CAN'T HELP ITIF EVERYTHING'STAKEN ON A SEXUALCONNOTATION &nbsp EVER SINCEI MET RODNEY. &nbsp I CAN'T WAITTO MEET HIM. &nbsp I'M JUST... I'M SORRY BEN WON'T BE THERE. &nbsp I'M SURE HEHAS MORE IMPOR-TANT THINGS. &nbsp GOING TO THE GYM. &nbsp HE NEEDS TOSPEND MORE TIMEAT THE GYM LIKE... &nbsp I NEED ASPARAGUS. &nbsp EXCUSE ME? &nbsp FOR THE SALAD. &nbsp A MEDLEYOF ARUGULA,ENDIVE, &nbsp GRILLED ASPARAGUSAND SMOKED... &nbsp LLAMA. &nbsp WELL, THAT'SWHAT IT SAYS. &nbsp IT'S MADE OUTOF LLAMA'S MILK. &nbsp I CAN'T BELIEVE IT. &nbsp I MEAN, THAT I WAS ACTUALLY JEALOUS. &nbsp I GUESS IT JUST PROVES HOW MUCH I LOVE HIM... &nbsp AND I DON'T JUSTMEAN SEX EITHER. &nbsp IT'S MORE ROMANTIC. IT'S LIKE... &nbsp BRAHMS OR... MAHLER. &nbsp UH-HUH. I KNOW. &nbsp I SOUND LIKE A GREAT BIG... &nbsp CHEESEBALL! CHEESEBALL. &nbsp HERE, CATCH. &nbsp UNCLE VIC, DIDYOU HEAR ME? &nbsp BELIEVE IT OR NOT, I CAN PICK OUT PRODUCE &nbsp AND LISTEN AT THE SAME TIME. &nbsp "HE'S ANGRY,HE'S CRUEL." &nbsp HE'S NOTTHE SAME BEN. &nbsp IT'S 'ROID RAGE, MICHAEL.I KNOW, &nbsp AND I HAVE TOPUT UP WITH IT. &nbsp I'M JUST TIREDOF FEELING &nbsp LIKE I COULDN'TPOSSIBLYUNDERSTAND &nbsp WHAT HE'S GOINGTHROUGH 'CAUSEI'M NOT POSITIVE. &nbsp SOUNDS LIKE YOU'RE A BIT RAGEFUL YOURSELF. &nbsp I SAID NO INTERRUPTIONS. &nbsp THERE'S SOMEBODYHERE TO SEE YOU. &nbsp SAYS IT'S URGENT. &nbsp MRS. TED SCHMIDT? &nbsp YOU MIGHT HAVE CALLED FIRST. &nbsp IF I HAD, YOU WOULD'VE BEEN IN A MEETING, RIGHT? &nbsp SO, THIS IS THEINNER SANCTUMOF THE GREATGOD KINNEY... &nbsp WHERE MEN'S FATESARE DECIDED. &nbsp WHAT? DID THEODORE SEND YOU DOWN HERE &nbsp TO THROW YOURSELF ON MY MERCY? &nbsp HE DOESN'TKNOW I'M HERE... &nbsp AND I HAVE NO INTENTIONOF THROWING MYSELFON YOUR MERCY... &nbsp OR ANYTHING ELSEFOR THAT MATTER. &nbsp WHAT A RELIEF! &nbsp I CAN COME OUT FROM BEHIND THE DESK. &nbsp YOU REALIZE, OF COURSE, &nbsp THERE'S A VERY GOOD CHANCE HE'LL GO TO JAIL. &nbsp WELL, TELL HIM TO LOOK ON THE BRIGHT SIDE. &nbsp AT LEAST HE'LL GET FUCKED REGULARLY. &nbsp I SUPPOSE THAT'S MEANT TO BE WITTY. &nbsp WE ALL KNOWABOUT YOURCHARMING SENSEOF HUMOUR... &nbsp [ Closing of door ] &nbsp BUT WEALSO KNOW &nbsp THAT DEEP DOWN,YOU CARE ABOUT US, &nbsp EVEN THOUGH YOU'DNEVER ADMIT IT. &nbsp WHICH IS WHYI'VE COME... I ALREADY TOLD TED &nbsp THERE'S NOTHING...I KNOW WHATYOU TOLD HIM. &nbsp I ALSO KNOW WHATYOU THINK ABOUTTEDDY AND ME, &nbsp THAT WE'REJUST A... &nbsp COUPLE OF SILLYQUEENS SETTINGUP HOUSE, &nbsp THAT IT'LLNEVER WORK. &nbsp WELL, THEREWAS A TIME &nbsp WHEN I WOULD'VETHOUGHT EXACTLYTHE SAME THING. &nbsp BUT MIRACLEOF MIRACLES, &nbsp I HAVE NEVERBEEN HAPPIER INMY ENTIRE LIFE &nbsp AND YOU WANT TO KNOW WHY? &nbsp BECAUSE HEGIVES ME LOVE... &nbsp AND RESPECT. &nbsp AND NOW IT IS MYTURN TO GIVE HIMSOMETHING BACK. &nbsp NOW I SWORE TOMYSELF THIS WASN'TGOING TO WIND UP &nbsp AN OLDLANA TURNERMOVIE, &nbsp BUT IT LOOKS LIKETHAT'S THE DIRECTIONIT'S HEADED, &nbsp SO I'M GOING TOMAKE LANA PROUD. &nbsp PLEASE, BRIAN... &nbsp I AM BEGGING YOU. &nbsp HELP HIM. &nbsp Debbie:VIC COOKS,I COOK, &nbsp ALL THE GRASSISARE COOKS. &nbsp NONNY, UH, THAT WAS OUR GRANDMOTHER, &nbsp NONNY MADE CANNOLI THAT WAS... &nbsp LIGHTER THAN AIR. &nbsp BEFORE SHE DIED, SHEASKED ME WHAT I WANTED, &nbsp I SAID HERRECIPE. &nbsp SHE WOULDN'TGIVE IT TO ME. &nbsp SHE TOOK IT WITH HER RIGHT TO HER GRAVE. &nbsp WHICH IS WHYWE'RE HAVINGPOACHED PEARS... &nbsp WITH ALMOND CREAM. &nbsp OOH. Debbie: AH! &nbsp AND HER GNOCCHI, &nbsp WELL, IF YOU'VEEVER TRIEDTO MAKE IT, &nbsp YOU KNOW ITCAN COME OUTLIKE BULLETS. MA. &nbsp MA, WOULD YOULET RODNEY TALK? &nbsp WHO'S STOPPING HIM? &nbsp YOU SORT OFHAVE TO DIVEIN AROUND HERE. &nbsp YOU WERE TELLINGUS HOW YOU ANDVIC MET. &nbsp A POZ MEN'S GROUP. &nbsp MM-MMM. &nbsp AT A POZMEN'S GROUP. &nbsp WE SAW EACH OTHER ACROSS A CROWDED ROOM. &nbsp I DIDN'T EVENWANT TO GO, &nbsp BUT SOMEFRIENDS OF MINECONVINCED ME &nbsp THAT I SHOULDMEET SOMEPOSITIVE MEN. &nbsp WHY'S THAT? &nbsp I'D BEEN DATINGNEGATIVE MENFOR A WHILE &nbsp AND IT NEVERSEEMED TOWORK OUT. &nbsp NO MATTER HOW HARD WE TRIED, &nbsp THEY COULD NEVER REALLY UNDERSTAND &nbsp WHAT IT WASLIKE LIVING WITHTHIS THING... &nbsp AND WITH VIC,THERE'S NO NEEDTO EXPLAIN. &nbsp WE ALREADY KNOWWHAT EACH OTHER'SGOING THROUGH. &nbsp INSTEAD OFSEPARATING US,IT BROUGHT USCLOSER TOGETHER. &nbsp OF COURSE, NOT EVERY- ONE WHO'S POSITIVE &nbsp FEELS THAT WAY. &nbsp YOU MIND IF IASK, ARE YOU... &nbsp Debbie: NO, HE ISN'T, &nbsp BUT HIS BOYFRIEND IS. &nbsp OH, I'M SORRY. &nbsp I NEVER MEANT TOSAY THAT YOU... IT'S... IT'S OKAY. &nbsp I'M... I'M SURE THERE'RE A LOT OF THINGS &nbsp I'LL NEVER UNDERSTAND... &nbsp BUT IT'S NOTFOR A LACKOF TRYING. &nbsp

&nbsp WOO! &nbsp [ Chuckle/panting ] &nbsp WHOO... DON'T YOU KNOW YOU'RE SUPPOSED TO LET THE BOSS WIN? &nbsp WHY WOULD I DO THAT? &nbsp SOME PEOPLE MIGHT SAY IT'S SMART. &nbsp YEAH, WELL, SOME PEOPLE ARE STUPID. &nbsp WHY WOULD YOU TRUST ME IF I LET YOU WIN? &nbsp SCORE ANOTHER POINT. &nbsp BESIDES, I DON'TLIKE TO LOSE. &nbsp THAT MAKES TWO OF US. &nbsp YOU WANT TO CHECK OUT THE STEAM ROOM? &nbsp LOVE TO. &nbsp I ASKED THE D.A. TO FAST-TRACK THE SCHMIDT TRIAL &nbsp IN TIME FOR THE ELECTION. &nbsp I WAS ALSO THINKING... &nbsp WE SHOULD DO A TV SPOT WITH A BUNCH OF SCHOOL KIDS, &nbsp ON THE DANGERS OF PORN. &nbsp YEAH, THE AD'SA GOOD IDEA. &nbsp KEEP THE FAMILY-GUY IMAGE ALIVE... &nbsp BUT... &nbsp THERE'S NOTMUCH I COULD DOWITH THIS TRIAL. &nbsp IT'S ALL OVER THE NEWS. &nbsp YESTERDAY'S NEWS. &nbsp THAT'S WHY I WANT YOU TO KEEP IT ALIVE. &nbsp YOU KNOW, IT'S LIKE SELLING LAST YEAR'S MODEL THAT... &nbsp EVERYONE'SALREADY SEEN IT. &nbsp BESIDES, IT'SNOT LIKE YOUARRESTED O.J. [ Chuckling ] &nbsp THAT GUY'S A BUG. &nbsp HE'S A SCHMUCK. &nbsp HE DIDN'T EVEN KILL ANYBODY. &nbsp BUT IF WE COULD GET A CONVICTION... &nbsp AH, THAT WOULD BETHE WORST THING, &nbsp AND YOUR OPPONENT WILLACCUSE YOU OF GOINGAFTER SOME SMALL-FRY &nbsp TO GET THEFREE PUBLICITY, &nbsp THE PRESS'LLTURN HIM INTOA MARTYR. &nbsp IT'S LIKE MY DEAR FATHER USED TO SAY, &nbsp IF YOU'RE GOING TO PICK ON SOMEONE, &nbsp PICK ON SOMEONEYOUR OWN SIZE. &nbsp SO WHERE DO WE GO NEXT? &nbsp WELL, I'D SUGGEST THE SHOWERS. &nbsp YOU COMING? &nbsp Brian: YEAH, IN A MINUTE. &nbsp TO THENEW YORK PHIL. &nbsp AND THELONDON PHIL, &nbsp AND THEVIENNA PHIL, &nbsp AND THE BERLIN PHIL AND THE... &nbsp QUICK, NAME ANOTHER PHIL. &nbsp PHIL FARNSWORTH? &nbsp WE WERE INTHE SEVENTHGRADE TOGETHER. &nbsp TO PHIL FARNSWORTH, WHEREVER HE MAY BE. &nbsp MMM... MMM. &nbsp I LOVE YOUR MOUTH.AH? &nbsp YOU DO? MM-HMM. &nbsp YEAH, YOU HAVE THE MOST PERFECT LIPS. &nbsp SWALLOWING. &nbsp OF COURSE, I LOVE THE REST OF YOU TOO, &nbsp BUT WHEN I WAS IN THAT HOTEL ROOM THE OTHER NIGHT, &nbsp ALONE, JERKING OFF... &nbsp YOU WERE TOUCHINGYOURSELF? YOUDIDN'T CALL ME? &nbsp I WAS IMAG-INING YOU... &nbsp KISSING ME ALL OVER. &nbsp SWEET... &nbsp TENDAH KISSES...[ Chuckling ] &nbsp AND THEN... [ Gasping ] &nbsp I WENT DOWNON YOUR HOT,HARD COCK... OH-H. &nbsp LIKE THIS. &nbsp [ Chuckling ] &nbsp AH! &nbsp [ Knocking on door ] &nbsp OH, WHO THE FUCK IS THAT, THE GIRL SCOUTS? &nbsp I'LL TELL THEMTO FUCK OFF. &nbsp HI, UH, IS ETHAN... &nbsp HERE? &nbsp WHAT'RE YOU DOING HERE? &nbsp I WANTED TOSEE YOU AGAIN,SO I... &nbsp SO I DROVE IN. &nbsp WELL, YOU SHOULDN'T HAVE. I THINK YOU BETTER GO NOW. &nbsp Justin: NO, WAIT. &nbsp HE CAME ALLTHE WAY FROMHARRISBURG. &nbsp IT'S ALONG DRIVE. &nbsp BELIEVE ME,I KNOW. &nbsp OH YEAH? YOU HISROOMMATE OR... &nbsp I'M HIS MUSE. &nbsp WHAT'RE YOUSITTING INTHE DARK FOR? &nbsp WAITINGFOR YOU. &nbsp TOLD YOU, I WASWORKING OUT. &nbsp LEGS, I KNOW. &nbsp OH, SO, UH... &nbsp WHAT'S VIC'S NEWBOYFRIEND LIKE? &nbsp THEY'RE SO ALIKE, IT'S UNCANNY. &nbsp MMM, WHAT SAME INTERESTS, SAME TEMPERAMENT? &nbsp SAME DISEASE. &nbsp THEY'RE BOTH POSITIVE. &nbsp OH. &nbsp WHERE'D YOUGET THAT? &nbsp I FOUND IT... WRAPPED UP IN THE GARBAGE. &nbsp MICHAEL... MICHAEL, I'VE... I'VE USED IT. &nbsp JUST P-PUT IT DOWN. &nbsp YOU KNOW, SEEING VIC AND HIS NEW BOYFRIEND, &nbsp THAT REALLY MADE ME THINK, YOU KNOW? &nbsp MAYBE YOU'RE RIGHT. MAYBE YOU SHOULD BE WITH A POZ GUY. &nbsp NO... NO, NO. &nbsp I WAS UPSET WHEN I... I SAID THAT. &nbsp I... I DIDN'T MEAN THAT... &nbsp MAYBE THAT POZ GUY SHOULD BE ME. &nbsp MICHAEL,PLEASE! &nbsp PLEASE WHAT? &nbsp ALL IT WOULD TAKE IS A QUICK JAB IN A VEIN AND... &nbsp BE OVER IN A FLASH. &nbsp I'D HARDLY FEEL A THING &nbsp AND THEN I'D BEJUST LIKE YOU. &nbsp I DON'T WANT YOUTO BE LIKE ME. &nbsp YOU SAID YOU WANT SOMEONE &nbsp WHO KNOWS WHAT YOU'RE GOING THROUGH... &nbsp WHO WAKES UP EVERY MORNING &nbsp AND SUDDENLY REMEMBERS,"HEY, THAT'S RIGHT, &nbsp I'VE GOT THIS THING." &nbsp WHO THINKS EVERYTIME HE GETS ACOLD OR THE FLU, &nbsp "THIS IS IT, THIS IS THE END." &nbsp WHO'S FILLED WITH THE RESENTMENT AND ANGER &nbsp 'CAUSE HE COULDNEVER HAVE KIDS, &nbsp AND WHO HAS TOSHOOT HIMSELF UP &nbsp WITH STEROIDS BECAUSE HIS LOVER DIED, &nbsp AND HE'S SCARED SHITLESS HE'S NEXT, &nbsp AND WHO HAS TO DRIVE AWAY &nbsp THE PERSON HE LOVES, &nbsp AND WHO LOVES HIM... &nbsp BECAUSE HE DOESN'T UNDERSTAND. &nbsp WELL, NOW I WILL. &nbsp NO, PLEASE,PLEASE, DON'T... &nbsp FOR GOD'SSAKE, STOP! &nbsp NO, YOU STOP. &nbsp STOP USING THIS SHIT. &nbsp STOP HURTINGYOURSELF... &nbsp STOP HURTING US. &nbsp [ Dropping of syringe ] &nbsp [ Closing of door ] &nbsp Justin:"I WANT TO BEWITH SOMEONE &nbsp WHO ONLY WANTS TO BE WITH ME. &nbsp SOMEONE I CAN BEWITH FOREVER." &nbsp A CROCK OF SHIT. &nbsp I MEANT IT. &nbsp YEAH, I'M SURE YOU DID THE SECOND YOU WERE SAYING IT. &nbsp CHRIST, LOOK WHAT YOU'RE DOING TO YOUR HANDS. &nbsp OH, SO FUCKING WHAT? &nbsp YOU'RE A LIAR! &nbsp I DIDN'T WANT TO HURT YOU. &nbsp THAT IS SO LAUGHABLY, &nbsp SO PATHETICALLY LAME &nbsp I AM NOTEVEN GOING TOCOMMENT ON IT! &nbsp TRY SOMETHING ELSE. &nbsp I WAS... &nbsp I WAS COVERING MY ASS. &nbsp THAT'S BETTER. &nbsp GO ON. &nbsp I WAS ALONE, YOUWEREN'T THERE. &nbsp NOW IT'S MY FAULT.THAT'S NOTWHAT I MEAN. &nbsp I MISSED YOU. &nbsp SO YOU... SINCE YOU COULDN'T BEAR &nbsp TO BE WITHOUT ME FOR ONE FUCKING NIGHT, &nbsp YOU DECIDE TO PICK UP SOME... DROOLING ADMIRER? &nbsp BASICALLY, YES. &nbsp SO TELL ME,MR. GOLD, &nbsp AS A LAST MINUTEREPLACEMENT, &nbsp HOW'D HE DO? &nbsp DID HE KNEELAT YOUR FEET &nbsp AND WORSHIP YOURHUGE TALENT? &nbsp DID HE MARVEL ATYOUR MAGNIFICENTFINGERING? &nbsp DID THE WAY YOU STROKE YOUR BOW LEAVE HIM BREATHLESS? &nbsp IT WAS ONESTUPID MISTAKE! &nbsp LOOK HOW MANY TIMES YOU FORGAVE BRIAN. &nbsp I NEVER FORGAVE BRIAN! &nbsp I NEVER HAD TO... &nbsp BECAUSE HE NEVER PROMISED ME ANYTHING. &nbsp YOU DID. &nbsp I NEED YOU. &nbsp I DON'T KNOW WHAT I'M GOING TO DO WITHOUT YOU. &nbsp I'M SUREYOU'LL SURVIVE. &nbsp AFTER ALL, YOU STILL HAVE YOUR MUSIC. &nbsp IT'S THE ONLY THING YOU EVER REALLY LOVED. &nbsp UH, EVEN IF WORSE COMES TO WORSE &nbsp AND YOU HAVE TO GO TO JAIL, &nbsp IT WON'T BE SO BAD. &nbsp HOW DO YOUFIGURE THAT? &nbsp YOU'LL HAVE TIME TO READ AND WORK OUT. &nbsp IT'LL BE LIKEA SPA VACATION. &nbsp OH YEAH, I HEARTHE PRISON GUARDS &nbsp DO A GREATHERBAL BODY WRAP, &nbsp AND THE CHEFSPREPARE A FABULOUSLIGHT CUISINE. &nbsp I'LL COME TO VISIT &nbsp AND WE'LL MAKE MAD, PASSIONATE LOVE. &nbsp I DOUBT THE STATEPEN ALLOWS GAYCONJUGAL VISITS. &nbsp THEY DID INTHIS FILM I SAW. &nbsp WHICH ONEWAS THAT? &nbsp "JEFF STRYKERDOES HARD TIME". &nbsp LOOK, EM, &nbsp I APPRECIATEYOU TRYING TOCHEER ME UP, &nbsp BUT LIFE, &nbsp AT LEAST ASI KNOW IT... &nbsp IS OVER. &nbsp [ Knocking on door ] &nbsp OH MY GOD, IT'STHE POLICE. &nbsp THEY'VE COMETO GET ME. &nbsp THEY'VE COMETO GET ME.NO, NO. IT'S... &nbsp NO... &nbsp HEY. HE'S...HEY. &nbsp OH, TEDDY! &nbsp HURRY UP,GET DRESSED.WE'RE LATE. &nbsp FOR WHAT?WH-WHERE'REWE GOING? &nbsp THE D.A.'S OFFICE. &nbsp THEY'RE WILLINGTO ACCEPT APLEA BARGAIN. &nbsp YOU PLEAD GUILTYTO THE CHARGES, &nbsp AND THEY WON'T SEEK A PRISON SENTENCE. &nbsp OH MY GOD! &nbsp OH MY GOD, THAT'S WONDERFUL! &nbsp ISN'T THAT WONDERFUL, TEDDY? &nbsp I C... I C... ICAN'T BELIEVE IT. &nbsp HOW... HOWDID YOUCONVINCE THEM? &nbsp I DIDN'T. I GUESS YOU MUST HAVE FRIENDS IN HIGH PLACES. &nbsp YOU... YOU DON'TSUPPOSE BRIAN... &nbsp NAW, THAT'SIMPOSSIBLE. &nbsp OH, I WOULDN'T BE SO SURE. &nbsp YOU KNOW HOW FORCEFUL YOUR POWERS OF PER- SUASION CAN BE. &nbsp Melanie:UH, DON'TREJOICE YET. &nbsp THEY'RE GOING TO SLAP YOU WITH A MOTHER- FUCKER OF A FINE. &nbsp YOU'RE ALSO GOING TO HAVE TO SHUT DOWN THE WEBSITE. &nbsp FOREVER? &nbsp YOU DO ANYTHING EVEN REMOTELY CONNECTED TO PORN AGAIN, &nbsp EVEN BUYING A FUCKING NAKED GREETING CARD, &nbsp THE D.A.'LL SLAM YOU TO THE WALL AND SCREW YOU STANDING. &nbsp NOW PUT YOUR PANTS ON. &nbsp DIDN'T MEANTO WAKE YOU. &nbsp I WAS ALREADY UP. &nbsp I DIDN'T GETMUCH SLEEP. &nbsp YEAH, ME EITHER. &nbsp SO WHO TOLD YOU TO SLEEP ON THE SOFA? &nbsp WELL, AFTER WHATYOU SAID, I... &nbsp I MEANT IT. &nbsp LOOK, BABY, I'MGOING TO HAVE AHARD ENOUGH DAY, &nbsp GOING TO PAUL'S MEMORIAL, &nbsp SEEING ALL THOSEGUYS WITH THEIRSUNKEN CHEEKS. &nbsp AT LEAST THEY'RESTILL ALIVE, &nbsp AND SO ARE YOU. &nbsp I'VE DECIDED TO STOP USING THE STEROIDS. &nbsp GOOD FOR YOU. &nbsp THEY ARE COUNTER- PRODUCTIVE TO MY HEALING. &nbsp WHY DON'T YOU JUST SAY THEY'VE TURNED YOU INTO A RAVING SHIT? &nbsp ALL RIGHT, THEY HAVE TURNED ME INTO A RAVING SHIT. &nbsp [ Flushing of toilet ] &nbsp I'M SORRY. &nbsp THANKS. &nbsp YOU'RE APOLOGIZINGFOR THE WRONG THING. &nbsp WELL, WHAT THEN? &nbsp YOU'RETHE BRAINYPROFESSOR. &nbsp YOU FIGUREIT OUT. &nbsp OKAY, I'M SORRY FOR SAYING &nbsp THAT I SHOULD FIND SOMEONE WHO'S POSITIVE. &nbsp THAT WAS THE DRUGS TALKING. &nbsp NO, IT WAS YOU. &nbsp DON'T MAKEEXCUSES. &nbsp IF THAT'SWHAT YOU WANT,THEN DO IT. &nbsp IT'S NOTWHAT I WANT. &nbsp I WANT YOU. &nbsp AT 9:00 O'CLOCKON TUESDAY MORNING? &nbsp WHAT ABOUT 10:00? &nbsp I WILL FEEL THE SAME AT 10:00, &nbsp AND 11:00, AND 12:00. &nbsp YOU'RE REALLYGOING TO STOP? &nbsp I ALREADY HAVE. &nbsp NOW, WHY DON'T YOU GET DRESSED &nbsp AND COMEWITH ME? &nbsp IT'S NOT MYWORLD. I DON'TBELONG THERE. &nbsp YOU BELONG WITH ME. &nbsp SOMEONE DIDN'T SLEEP AT HOME. &nbsp WHAT ARE YOU, A DETECTIVE? &nbsp NO, IT'S JUST THE SAME STUNNING ENSEMBLE YOU WORE YESTERDAY. &nbsp I SPENT THE NIGHT AT DAPHNE'S, &nbsp IF IT'S ANY OF YOUR FUCKING BUSINESS. &nbsp DO I DETECTA DISCORDANTNOTE IN LOVE'STENDER REFRAIN? &nbsp HEY, DEB, CAN IGET SOME COFFEE? &nbsp COMING RIGHTUP, HONEY. &nbsp [ Sniffing ] &nbsp [ Clearing of throat ] I'VE BEEN, UH... &nbsp [ Sniffing ] THINKING OF A WAY TO SAY THIS &nbsp WITHOUT SOUNDING MAUDLIN AND HENCE INCURRING YOUR WRATH, &nbsp SO I'VE DECIDED TO DELETE ANY REFER- ENCES TO LOYALTY, &nbsp FRIENDSHIP, RE-SPONSIBILITY,AND BEING ONE'SBROTHER'S KEEPER &nbsp AND GO WITH A SIMPLE... &nbsp "THANK YOU." &nbsp WHO SAID I WASBUYING YOU LUNCH? &nbsp I'M TALKING ABOUT SAVING MY LIFE. &nbsp OH. THAT. &nbsp THAT WASNOTHING. &nbsp WHICH IS EXACTLYWHAT MEL SAYSI'LL BE WORTH &nbsp BY THE TIME THEY GET DONE WITH ME. &nbsp BUT... BETTER "HARD UP" THAN "HARD TIME". &nbsp HERE YOU GO, TEDDY. &nbsp THANKS, DEB. &nbsp WELL, GOOD NEWS. &nbsp I WON'T BE GOING TO JAIL. &nbsp THANKS TO A FRIEND. &nbsp OH, THAT'SWONDERFUL. OH... &nbsp HONEY, I'M SO RELIEVED. [ Chuckling ] &nbsp OH, GOD, THAT'SON THE HOUSE! &nbsp JUST DON'TFLATTER YOURSELF. &nbsp I DIDN'T DOIT FOR YOU. &nbsp I DID IT TO PRO-TECT MY CLIENT. &nbsp [ Patting on back ] &nbsp OF COURSE. &nbsp HOW COULD I HAVE BEEN SO PRESUMPTUOUS? &nbsp WHOO. &nbsp I'LL NEVER FIGURE OUT WHY HE DOES THAT. &nbsp YOU MEAN ACT LIKEA TOTAL SHIT? &nbsp WHEN IT'S OBVIOUS HE JUST SAVED TEDDY'S ASS. &nbsp [ Ringing of bell ] &nbsp Man:ONE SPECIAL,ONE PINK PLATE. &nbsp YOU'RE NOT SUPPOSED TO TEST EVERY TIME YOU TINKLE. &nbsp Melanie: SAYS WHO? &nbsp YOU HAVE TO LETMOTHER NATURETAKE HER COURSE &nbsp IN HER OWN SWEET TIME. &nbsp OH... &nbsp IT'S EASY FOR HER.SHE'S ALREADY A MOTHER. &nbsp ALL RIGHT. &nbsp I'LL LET YOU HAVE YOUR FUN WITH CHEMISTRY &nbsp AND GO MAKE DINNER. SLOPPY JOES OKAY? &nbsp MEL? &nbsp DON'T WORRY ABOUT PUTTING THE BUNS IN THE OVEN. &nbsp WHAT? &nbsp OH MY... GOD. &nbsp IT'S... &nbsp [ Gulping ] &nbsp IT'S BLUE. &nbsp YOU'RE DAMN RIGHT, IT'S BLUE. &nbsp WELL, THISMEANS YOU'RE... &nbsp YOU GOT IT. &nbsp A-ARE YOU SURETHIS IS ACCURATE? OH, BETTER BE, &nbsp OR ELSE I'M GOING TO SUE THE PANTIES OFF THAT COMPANY. &nbsp THIS ISUNBELIEVABLE. &nbsp FIRST TIME OUT OF THE BOX. &nbsp TOLD YOU. &nbsp DON'T FUCK WITH MOTHER NATURE, HUH? &nbsp WELL, I'M HERE TO TELL HER, &nbsp "DON'T FUCK WITH ME." &nbsp WHAT DO YOU WANT TO DO WITH ALL THESE? &nbsp HMM? &nbsp OH, UH... &nbsp THOUGHT I'D DONATETHEM TO CHARITY.HMM. &nbsp YOU CAN GETA WRITE-OFF. &nbsp YEAH, SOMEHOW, I DON'T THINK I'LL BE NEEDING THAT NOW. &nbsp OH MY GOD! &nbsp LOOK! &nbsp IT'S MY REVOLVINGBED, FROM WHEN IWAS A BIG STAR. &nbsp YOU STILL ARE. &nbsp IT'S THE DICKS THAT GOT SMALL.[ Chuckling ] &nbsp I NEVER LET ANYONE ELSE USE IT. &nbsp IT RETIRED WHEN YOU DID. &nbsp GOD, IT BRINGSBACK SO MANYMEMORIES.MMM. &nbsp THE G.I. JOE JERK, &nbsp CONSTRUCTIONWORKER WHACK. &nbsp GOD BLESS THE VILLAGE PEOPLE. &nbsp TRUE VISIONARIES.[ Chuckling ] &nbsp SO YOU,UH... MMM. &nbsp CARE TO TAKEHER FOR ALITTLE SPIN? &nbsp UH... NO, I... &nbsp CAN'T. I GOT... TOO MUCH TO DO. &nbsp UH... PLEASE,TEDDY? &nbsp COME ON, ONELAST TIME?[ Sigh ] &nbsp ALL RIGHT, BOYS.START 'ER UP! &nbsp HERE WE GO! [ Chuckling ] &nbsp REMEMBER,YOU GAVE MEMY PORN NAME.HUH. &nbsp "FETCH DIXON". &nbsp NAME OF YOUR FAVOURITE PET AND THE STREET YOU GREW UP ON. &nbsp YOU KNOW, YOU NEVER TOLD ME YOURS. &nbsp [ Sigh ] &nbsp "MILLICENT KENSINGTON". &nbsp OH, IT'S ALLRIGHT, BABY. &nbsp YOU CRY.[ Sniffling ] &nbsp YOU CRY ALL YOU WANT. &nbsp [ Sniffling ]YOU KNOW WHAT I'MMOST UPSET ABOUT? &nbsp NO MORE "RIM-A-RAMA"? &nbsp THAT WE HAD TOGIVE UP THE HOUSE. &nbsp I REALLY WANTEDYOU TO HAVE THAT. &nbsp HONEY, YOUR SAYING THAT... &nbsp MEANS MORE TO ME THAN LIVING IN IT. &nbsp YEAH, NOT QUITE. &nbsp LISTEN. &nbsp WHERE I COME FROM, &nbsp WE HAD TORNADOESALL THE TIME. &nbsp THEY'D BLOW THE ROOF OFF, DESTROY EVERYTHING. &nbsp WE ALWAYS LOOKED AT IT AS A CHANCE TO REBUILD, &nbsp YOU KNOW, MAKE THINGS BETTER. &nbsp SO THE BUSINESS IS GONE. &nbsp SO THE HOUSEIS GONE. &nbsp SO EVERY CENT YOU EVER MADE IS... &nbsp YEAH, YEAH,I GOT IT.I GOT IT. &nbsp THE POINT IS, ITDOESN'T MATTER. &nbsp WE STILL HAVE EACH OTHER... &nbsp AND TOGETHER, WE ARE GOING TO BE JUST FINE. &nbsp

&nbsp [ ♪♪♪] &nbsp THAT'S AMONTECRISTOESPECIALSMUGGLED FROM CUBA, &nbsp SO STICK IT IN YOURMOUTH AND SUCK. &nbsp IF THAT'S ANY INDICATIONOF YOUR TECHNIQUE, &nbsp IT'S AMAZINGYOU HAVE ABOYFRIEND. &nbsp I'M STILL IN SHOCK. &nbsp WE MADE A BABY AFTER JUST ONE TRY. &nbsp IT'S FUCKINGDEPRESSING,ALL RIGHT. &nbsp YOUR SPERM ACTUALLYLIKED MELANIE'SEGGS. UGH. &nbsp WELL, I GUESSTHERE'S NO AC-COUNTING FOR SOMEPEOPLE'S TASTES. &nbsp [ Clearingof throat ] &nbsp EASY, MIKEY. &nbsp I DON'T THINK I CAN DO IT.WHAT? &nbsp BE RESPONSIBLE FOR ANOTHER LIFE. &nbsp DID I ASKYOU TO? &nbsp NOT YOU, ASS- HOLE. THE KID. &nbsp JOB'S DONE. &nbsp FROM HERE ONOUT, THE LEZZIE'SDO ALL THE WORK. &nbsp ALL YOU HAVE TODO IS SHOW UP FORBIRTHDAY PARTIES &nbsp AND THE OCCASIONALWALK IN THE PARK. &nbsp I DON'T INTEND TO BE A DROP-IN DAD LIKE YOU. &nbsp I WANT TO BEINVOLVED, &nbsp A REAL FATHER... &nbsp IF I CAN JUSTFIGURE OUT HOW. &nbsp YOU'RE GOING TOBE A GREAT DAD. &nbsp WHAT MAKESYOU SO SURE? &nbsp YOU RAISED ME,DIDN'T YOU? &nbsp LOOK HOW ITURNED OUT. &nbsp

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