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&nbsp ♪ OH THIS THING CALLED LOVE ♪ &nbsp ♪ I JUST CAN'T HANDLE IT ♪ &nbsp ♪ THIS THING CALLED LOVE ♪ &nbsp ♪ I MUST GETRID OF IT ♪ &nbsp ♪ I AIN'T READY ♪ &nbsp ♪ CRAZY LITTLE THING CALLED LOVE ♪ &nbsp ♪ WELL THIS THING CALLED LOVE... ♪ &nbsp WELL, THAT COULD BE COUNTER- PRODUCTIVE. &nbsp YOU KNOW, YOU TWO OUGHTA CALM DOWN. &nbsp AREN'T YOU EVENJUST A TEENY,TINY BIT NERVOUS? &nbsp WHY SHOULD I BE NERVOUS? &nbsp I'LL BE IN ANDOUT OF THEREIN TWO MINUTES. &nbsp BING! BANG! BOOM! &nbsp SO WHY ARE YOU FIDGETING? &nbsp BECAUSE I HAVEN'T TOUCHED MYSELF IN THREE DAYS. &nbsp YOU'D BE FIDGETING TOO. &nbsp Woman:NOVOTNY?PRESENT. &nbsp I MEAN... I'M HERE. &nbsp FOLLOW ME. &nbsp WISH ME LUCK. &nbsp WE LOVE YOU.WE LOVE YOU. &nbsp

&nbsp ♪ I GOTTA BE COOL ♪ &nbsp ♪ RELAX ♪ Melanie: [ Chuckle ] &nbsp ♪ GET HIP ♪ &nbsp ♪ GET ON MY TRACKS ♪ &nbsp ♪ TAKE A BACKSEATOR HITCHHIKE ♪ &nbsp ♪ TAKE A LONG RIDE ON MY MOTORBIKE ♪ &nbsp ♪ GET READY... ♪ &nbsp HERE'S FOR YOUR SPECIMEN. &nbsp A BIT OPTIMISTIC,AREN'T WE? &nbsp AND HERE ARE YOUR TISSUES TO WIPE UP AFTER. &nbsp "MOISTURIZINGCREAM ADDEDFOR EXTRA SOFT-NESS". NICE. &nbsp LUBRICANT'S OVER HERE, AND THE MAGAZINES ARE HERE. &nbsp THE JULY "HUSTLER" IS NASTY. &nbsp DON'T TAKE TOO LONG. &nbsp THE CLINICCLOSES AT 5:00. &nbsp WELL, HOPEFULLY,WE'LL BOTH GETOFF BY THEN. &nbsp NOT A DICK IN SIGHT. &nbsp UH... &nbsp [ Sigh ] &nbsp [ Violin ♪♪♪ ] &nbsp NERVOUS? HUH... &nbsp I'LL TAKE "QUESTIONS WHOSE ANSWERS ARE PAIN- FULLY OBVIOUS" &nbsp FOR 100, ALEX. &nbsp "THIS DEVASTATINGLY HANDSOME VIOLINIST &nbsp DAZZLED THE JUDGES AT THE SEMI-FINALS &nbsp AND CONSISTENTLYTAKES JUSTIN TAYLOR'SBREATH AWAY." &nbsp WHO IS... ETHAN GOLD? &nbsp BING, BING, BING! &nbsp YOU'REMY MUSE. HMM. &nbsp YOU KNOWTHAT, RIGHT? &nbsp I COULDN'T DOTHIS WITHOUT YOU. SURE YOU COULD. &nbsp WHEN MY MOM CALLED, SAID MY GRANDFATHER WAS TOO SICK TO TRAVEL, &nbsp I ALMOSTDIDN'T COME. &nbsp I'VE BEEN PLAY- ING FOR HIM MY WHOLE LIFE, &nbsp PRACTICING DAY AND NIGHT FOR THIS MOMENT. &nbsp WITHOUT HIM, WHOWAS I DOING IT FOR? &nbsp YOU'RE NEXT, MR. GOLD. &nbsp I BETTER TAKE MY SEAT. &nbsp NO, STAY HERE, WHERE I CAN SEE YOU. &nbsp I'LL BE PLAYING FOR YOU. &nbsp [ Ending of ♪♪♪ ] [ Applause ] &nbsp PLAYING THE"SCHERZO-TARANTELLA,OPUS 16" BY WIENIAWSKI, &nbsp ETHAN GOLD. &nbsp [ Violin ♪♪♪ ] &nbsp [ Violin ♪♪♪ ] &nbsp IF YOU TWO LOVE- BIRDS ARE FINISHED, &nbsp HOW ABOUT REGIS-TERING TO VOTE? &nbsp NO. &nbsp PUBLIC DISPLAYSOF AFFECTION &nbsp AREN'T YOUR ONLY CIVIC DUTY, YOU KNOW. &nbsp IT'S OUR RESPONSIBILITY TO SUPPORT THE CANDIDATES &nbsp WHO ARE WILLINGTO FIGHT FOR &nbsp AND DEFEND THE RIGHTS OF OUR COMMUNITY. &nbsp YEAH, YOU TELL 'EM, SIS. &nbsp SO, UH, HOW MANYNEW VOTERS HAVEYOU SIGNED UP? &nbsp SIX. HOWABOUT YOU? FOUR. &nbsp CHRIST, WITH ANELECTION COMIN' UP, &nbsp YOU'D THINKTHESE GUYS WOULDGIVE A SHIT &nbsp ABOUT SOMETHINGELSE BESIDESGETTING THEIRDICKS SUCKED. &nbsp HOW ABOUTA RIM JOB, &nbsp OR A GOOD OLD- FASHIONED FUCK? HUH. &nbsp THAT'S WHAT I LIKE, A NON- PARTISAN OPINION. &nbsp NOW WHEN'STHE LAST TIMEYOU VOTED? &nbsp UH, LET'S SEE, THAT WOULD HAVE TO BE... &nbsp THE BIG BASKET CONTEST AT WOODY'S. &nbsp VOTING'S A SERIOUS BUSINESS. &nbsp ESPECIALLYTHIS YEAR. &nbsp WHAT IF THATASSHOLE GETSELECTED? &nbsp WHICH ASSHOLE? &nbsp CHRIST, WHERETHE FUCK HAVEYOU BEEN? &nbsp BABYLON, THE BATHS. &nbsp Vince:OUR ILLUSTRIOUSPOLICE CHIEF &nbsp IS RUNNING FOR MAYOR. &nbsp AND THE POLLS SHOWTHAT HE'S RUNNINGNECK-AND-NECK &nbsp WITH COUNCILMANDEEKINS. &nbsp LET ME KNOW WHO WINS. &nbsp Debbie:HOLD IT! &nbsp YOU MEAN YOU DON'T CARE? &nbsp YOU MEAN YOU'RESURPRISED? &nbsp I MEAN I DON'T GIVE A FUCK. &nbsp YOU KNOW, WHETHER IT'S THE DEMOCRAT WHO PRETENDS HE LIKES YOU, &nbsp OR THE REPUBLICAN WHO HATES YOU AND LETS YOU KNOW IT, &nbsp EITHER WAY, ONCE THEY'RE IN OFFICE, &nbsp THEY'RE NOT GOING TO DO A GODDAMN THING. &nbsp SO I SAY, MAY THE BEST SELF-SERVING SON OF A BITCH WIN. &nbsp YOU KNOW, I ALMOST HATE TO SAY IT BUT... &nbsp THEN KEEP YOURTRAP SHUT. &nbsp [ Violin ♪♪♪ ] &nbsp [ Knocking on door ]Nurse:MR. NOVOTNY? &nbsp [ Moan ] &nbsp [ Applause ] &nbsp [ Knocking on door ] &nbsp Nurse: MR. NOVOTNY, &nbsp THE CLEANING CREW WOULDLIKE TO GET IN THERE, &nbsp AND I'D LIKE TO GO HOME. &nbsp Jennifer: HELLO, MY NAME IS... &nbsp DO YOU HAVE JUST A MOMENT FOR... &nbsp SO I C...NO, I'M SORRY. &nbsp YOU KNOW, IF ICOULD JUST HAVE &nbsp JUST A MOMENT... NOT TODAY. &nbsp HEY, GUYS! &nbsp LOOK AT YOU INYOUR LITTLE CAP. &nbsp YEAH, WELL,DEB'S GOT ALLUS PFLAG PARENTSOUT VOLUNTEERING. &nbsp HAVE YOUREGISTERED? &nbsp YEAH, I-I SIGNEDUP YESTERDAY. &nbsp YOU DID? &nbsp I ASKED IF YOUWANTED TO TAKESTRIP AEROBICS. &nbsp I BELIEVE JENNIFER MEANS TO VOTE. &nbsp OH, THAT. IT'S JUST THAT SORT OF APATHY &nbsp THAT GETS THE WRONG MAN ELECTED. &nbsp I, ON THE OTHER HAND, HAVE BEEN A REGISTERED REPUBLICAN &nbsp FOR ALMOST, UH... WHAT? &nbsp A REPUBLICAN. &nbsp ARE YOU TELLING ME I'VE BEEN LIVING WITH A YANKEE &nbsp AND A REPUBLICAN? &nbsp GIVE ME THAT. &nbsp ALTHOUGH ONCE WE MOVE, I'LL PROBABLY HAVE TO RE-REGISTER. &nbsp YOU'RE MOVING? &nbsp YEAH, WE'RE LOOKING FOR A HOUSE. &nbsp WONDERFUL. &nbsp I... SUPPOSEYOU ALREADYHAVE A REALTOR. &nbsp NO, NO YET. &nbsp WELL, YOU DO NOW. &nbsp I WOULD BEDELIGHTED... &nbsp TO HELP YOU FINDYOUR DREAM HOME. &nbsp EXCELLENT.PERFECT. &nbsp BEFORE ANNOUNCING THE WINNER OF THIS YEAR'S COMPETITION, &nbsp I'D LIKE TO COMPLIMENT ALL OF OUR BRILLIANTLY TALENTED YOUNG FINALISTS. &nbsp [ Applause ] &nbsp Man:WELL DONE.WELL DONE. &nbsp AS WE WIT- NESSED TODAY, &nbsp EACH IS A SUPERB &nbsp AND REMARKABLYGIFTED MUSICIAN. &nbsp THE HEIFETZPRIZE GOES TO... &nbsp LING LIU. &nbsp [ Applause ] &nbsp [ Mixed chatter ] &nbsp IT WAS THE CANTABILE. &nbsp THE GODDAMN CANTABILE! &nbsp I FUCKED IT UP GOOD. &nbsp MY FINGERS TIGHTENED UP. I COULD... I COULD FEEL IT. &nbsp IT'S OKAY. ITDOESN'T MATTER. &nbsp YOU WERE STILLWONDERFUL.[ Sigh ] &nbsp COME ON. &nbsp LET'S GO HOME. &nbsp OKAY. &nbsp OKAY.Man:MR. GOLD? &nbsp THAT'S RIGHT. &nbsp GLEN BISHOP,ARTISTS MANAGEMENTASSOCIATES. &nbsp GLEN BISHOP.ARTISTS MANAGEMENT. &nbsp JUSTIN TAYLOR. MORAL SUPPORT. &nbsp HOW YOU DOING? &nbsp YOU GAVE A DAZZLING PERFORMANCE. &nbsp APPARENTLY, NOTDAZZLING ENOUGH. &nbsp WELL, THE JUDGESHAVE THEIROWN STANDARDS,BUT I HAVE MINE. &nbsp THE AUDIENCEWAS CAPTIVATEDBY YOUR PASSION, &nbsp YOUR VIRTUOSITY. &nbsp YOU HAVE REAL PRESENCE.... &nbsp AND A GREAT LOOK. &nbsp UH... THANKS. &nbsp THE PROGRAMMESAYS YOU'REFROM PITTSBURGH. &nbsp YEAH, THAT'S RIGHT. &nbsp WHEN ARE YOU HEADING BACK? &nbsp UH, TOMORROWMORNING. &nbsp I'M GOING TO HAVE A FEW DRINKS BEFORE THAT THOUGH. &nbsp CAN I BUY YOUONE OF THEM? &nbsp UM, YOU BUYING FOR MY BOYFRIEND TOO? &nbsp OH, BY ALL MEANS. &nbsp ALL RIGHT. &nbsp AFTER YOU. &nbsp AND IT DOESN'T HELP THAT THERE'S A ROOM FULL OF PEOPLE &nbsp RIGHT OUTSIDE THE DOOR WHO KNOW EXACTLY &nbsp WHAT YOU'RE DOING IN THERE. &nbsp WELL, YOU SHOULD'VE LEFT THE DOOR OPEN. &nbsp WHAT COULDBE HOTTER THANHAVING A BUNCHOF BREEDERS &nbsp WATCHING YOU WHILE YOU JERK OFF? &nbsp EVEN YOU WOULDN'T DO THAT. &nbsp THAT'S TRUE. &nbsp I WENT TO THE "GRAVEL PIT" AND WATCHED WHILE SOME GUY &nbsp TOOK IT UP THE BUTT FROM A CONGA LINE. &nbsp YOU WHIPPED UP THE BATTER &nbsp THAT EVENTUALLY BECAME GUS IN A SEX CLUB? &nbsp IT'S DISGUSTING. NOT LIKE LOOKING AT PICTURES OF SOME TWAT &nbsp SPREAD HER LIPS IN A CUM-STAINED COPY OF "HUSTLER". &nbsp WHICH ONEOF YOU SAID, &nbsp "HOLD THE MAYO"? &nbsp THAT WOULD BE MR. MIRACLE WHIPPER. &nbsp HOW DID ITGO? HUH? &nbsp DID YOU SHOOTYOUR LOAD? MOTHER! &nbsp BET IT WAS AWHOPPER. HUH! &nbsp THE GRASSI SIDEOF THE FAMILY &nbsp ARE ITALIANSTALLIONS,ALL OF 'EM. &nbsp UH-HUH. WELL, THIS ONE DIDN'T PONY UP. &nbsp WHAT? &nbsp THANKS FOR AN- NOUNCING THE NEWS. WHILE YOU'RE AT IT, &nbsp WHY DON'T YOU GIVE US THE SPORTS AND THE WEATHER? &nbsp WHAT HAPPENED,HONEY? &nbsp TELL ME. &nbsp NOTHING HAPPENED. &nbsp FIRST OBLI- GATION TO BEING A FATHER, AND I BLEW IT. &nbsp WELL, DON'T BE SOHARD ON YOURSELF. &nbsp I WOULDN'T MEN-TION "HARD-ON". &nbsp HONEY, A LOT OFPEOPLE FREEZE UPUNDER PRESSURE. &nbsp YOU KNOW, IT'SCALLED PERFOR-MANCE ANXIETY, &nbsp RIGHT, BRIAN? NEVER HEARD OF IT. &nbsp IT'S NOTHING TOBE ASHAMED OF. &nbsp I MEAN, WHO COULDGET A STIFFIE &nbsp IN A STERILEENVIRONMENTLIKE THAT ANYWAY? &nbsp WHY DON'T YOUHAVE BEN PULLIT FOR YOU, &nbsp YOU KNOW, WHILEYOU HOLD THE CUP? &nbsp WOULD YOUPLEASE STOP? &nbsp WHAT? WE'RETALKINGCLINICALLY. &nbsp WE'RE NOT TALKING AT ALL! &nbsp FINE. HANDLEIT YOURSELF. &nbsp HE ALREADY DID. &nbsp SHUT UP! YOU KNOW WHAT? &nbsp I DON'T KNOW WHY EVERY-BODY IN PITTSBURGH &nbsp NEEDS TO KNOW MY BUSINESS &nbsp AND FEEL FREE TOCOMMENT ON IT.I'M GOING HOME, &nbsp TO WHACK OFF, AND THAT'S THE LAST ANYBODY NEEDS TO HEAR ABOUT IT! &nbsp Man:ANYBODY KNOWWHERE HE LIVES? &nbsp Glen:OUR FIRM REPRESENTSSOME OF THE HOTTESTYOUNG CONCERT ARTISTS &nbsp PERFORMING INTHE BUSINESS. &nbsp SINGERS, DANCERS,MUSICIANS. &nbsp SO YOU'RE WHAT, AN AGENT? &nbsp TALENT REPRESENTATIVE. &nbsp WE ARRANGE FOR BOOKINGS, &nbsp RECORDING CONTRACTS, &nbsp TOURS, BOTH IN THE STATES AND ABROAD. &nbsp TOURS? &nbsp ONCE PEOPLE KNOWWHO YOU ARE, &nbsp THEY'RE GOING TOWANT TO SEE ANDHEAR YOU PERFORM. &nbsp HOW ARE THEY GOING TO KNOW THAT? &nbsp WELL, LEAVE THAT UP TO US. &nbsp THAT'S OUR JOB. &nbsp SO, ARE YOU... &nbsp ARE YOU SAYING YOU WANT TO REPRESENT ME? &nbsp THAT'S EXACTLYWHAT I'M SAYING. &nbsp BUT WHY? WHY ME? &nbsp I DIDN'T EVEN WIN. I WASN'T EVEN THE BEST. &nbsp HAVE YOU BEEN INA RECORD STORELATELY, ETHAN? &nbsp IN THE CLASSICALDEPARTMENT? &nbsp WELL, YEAH, IMAKE MY OWN CDs. &nbsp I LIKE TO CHECK OUT THE COMPETITION, &nbsp SEE WHAT JOSHUA BELL IS UP TO. &nbsp OKAY, SOYOU'VE NOTICED &nbsp IT'S STARTING TO LOOK A LOT LIKE THE ROCK DEPARTMENT. &nbsp THERE'S NO MORE COVERS WITH SNOWY- HAIRED GRANDFATHERS &nbsp PROPPED UP LIKE CORPSESAT THEIR BABY GRANDS, &nbsp OR CLUTCHINGTHEIR VIOLINS. &nbsp ARTISTS THESEDAYS ARE YOUNG, &nbsp HIP, SEXY... &nbsp MUCH LIKE YOURSELF. &nbsp Justin:SO IS THAT WHYYOU'RE INTERESTEDIN HIM? &nbsp BECAUSE HE'S CUTE? &nbsp Glen:I'M INTERESTEDIN HIM &nbsp BECAUSE HE'S AN EX- TRAORDINARY TALENT. &nbsp ALL THE MOREEXTRAORDINARY &nbsp BECAUSE HE'S ATALENT I CAN SELL. &nbsp SO I'M A... SOI'M A COMMODITY. &nbsp I CAN'T VERY WELL SELL MOZART. &nbsp UNLIKE EMINEM, HEHASN'T WRITTEN ANYTHINGNEW IN 300 YEARS. &nbsp Justin:CAN YOU EXCUSEME FOR A MOMENT? &nbsp [ Whispering ] HAVE TO PEE. &nbsp HE'S ANICE KID. &nbsp YEAH. &nbsp HE'S AN AMAZING ARTIST. &nbsp REALLY? &nbsp HE'S GOOD-LOOKING TOO. &nbsp DON'T GET ANY IDEAS. &nbsp [ Chuckling ] &nbsp I LIKED MEETING HIM... &nbsp BUT IF YOU DECIDE TO SIGN WITH ME, &nbsp I DON'T WANT TOSEE HIM AGAIN. &nbsp WHAT? &nbsp AS FAR AS YOURPROFESSIONALCAREER ISCONCERNED... &nbsp HE DOESN'T EXIST. &nbsp [ Mixed chatter ] &nbsp JUST AS IEXPECTED, &nbsp PLENTY OF PRICEYPREY SWIMMINGIN THESE WATERS. &nbsp PERISCOPE DEPTH. &nbsp FOCUS. &nbsp THAT'S BILL RANSONOVER THERE. &nbsp Vance:JERUSALEM STEEL. &nbsp THE REDHEAD BESIDE HIM IS THE GATEKEEPER. &nbsp GET BY HER, YOU'RE IN. &nbsp DIANE OVERTON. BLACK DRESS, BY THE BAR. &nbsp CHECK. &nbsp CARNEGIE FOUNDATION. &nbsp LOTS OF GOODLEADS THROUGH HER. &nbsp AH, THE MAN OF THE HOUR WHOM EVERYONE'S... &nbsp HI. &nbsp ...ANTED UP FIVETHOU TO SHAKEHANDS WITH, &nbsp JIM STOCKWELL. &nbsp HOW ARE YOU? THANKS SO MUCH FOR COMING. &nbsp

&nbsp YOU LISTENING? &nbsp I PAID A SHITLOADOF CASH TO GETUS IN HERE. &nbsp

&nbsp FOR WHICH IAM ETERNALLYGRATEFUL. &nbsp WHERE AREYOU GOING? &nbsp TO FIRE A TORPEDO, CAP'N. &nbsp

&nbsp Both: [ Moaning ] &nbsp

&nbsp [ Flushing of toilet ] &nbsp SO YOU'RE RUNNINGFOR MAYOR. &nbsp THAT'S RIGHT. &nbsp HOW'S IT GOING? &nbsp VERY WELL, THANKS.REALLY? &nbsp BECAUSE WITHALL THIS MONEYYOU'RE RAISING... &nbsp [ Clearingof throat ]YOU SHOULD BEOUT IN FRONT, &nbsp BUT THE POLLSSHOW YOU TRAILINGCOUNCILMAN DEEKINS. &nbsp MY OPPONENT IS AHEAD AT THIS POINT, &nbsp BY THE NARROWESTOF MARGINS. &nbsp HOWEVER, MYADVISORS HAVEINFORMED ME &nbsp THAT WE'RE WELLPOSITIONED TO TAKEOVER THE LEAD. &nbsp YOUR ADVISORS ARE BLOWING SMOKE UP YOUR ASS. &nbsp AND YOUR PRE-PARED REMARKS &nbsp ARE AS STALEAS THE CAMPAIGNYOU'RE RUNNING. &nbsp THANK YOU FOR YOUR OPINION, MR... UH... &nbsp KINNEY.BRIAN KINNEY. &nbsp IT'S ALWAYS HELP- FUL HEARING FROM ONE'S SUPPORTERS. &nbsp I'M NOT ASUPPORTER. &nbsp I'M AN ADMAN,TRYING TO DRUMUP SOME BUSINESS &nbsp AMONG YOUR RICH ANDPOWERFUL FRIENDS. &nbsp HUH. &nbsp AT LEAST YOU'RE HONEST. &nbsp AND I FIGURE THEBEST WAY TO GETIN WITH THEM &nbsp IS TO GET IN WITH YOU, &nbsp SO IF YOU EVER GET TIRED &nbsp OF PISSING AWAY YOUR PALS' MILLIONS &nbsp ON AN AD CAMPAIGN THAT HAS YOU POSITIONED &nbsp EXACTLY WHERE YOUR ADVISORS WANT YOU TO BE... &nbsp GIVE ME A CALL. &nbsp Michael: WHAT TIME IS IT? &nbsp OH, IT'S 5:30. &nbsp IT'S SO EARLY. &nbsp YEAH, CLASS IS AT 8:00. &nbsp COME BACK HERE. &nbsp JUST FORA MINUTE. &nbsp AH... HO-HO. &nbsp [ Clearingof throat ] I THOUGHT WE COULD... &nbsp YEAH, I WANTTO HIT THE GYMBEFORE CLASS. THERE'S TIME. &nbsp I WAS HOPING YOU COULD HELP ME MAKE A LITTLE... &nbsp CUP OF LOVE. &nbsp MAYBE LATER. &nbsp OH, COME ON. YOU'RE SO HOT. &nbsp IT WON'T TAKE ME VERY LONG. &nbsp IT'S IMPORTANT THAT I GET IT TO MEL AND LINZ &nbsp AS SOONAS POSSIBLE.WELL, IT'SIMPORTANT TO ME &nbsp THAT I GET TOTHE GYM AS SOONAS POSSIBLE. &nbsp OKAY, IHAVE TO GO... &nbsp NOW. &nbsp [ Slamming of door ] &nbsp YOU HARDLYSAID A WORD THEENTIRE FLIGHT... &nbsp OR LAST NIGHT EVEN. &nbsp IF IT WAS ME, &nbsp I WOULD BE RUNNING AROUND, TELLING EVERYONE. &nbsp "MY BOYFRIEND'S GOING TO BE A STAR!" &nbsp Man: GREAT. &nbsp HEY, COULD WEGO TO THE DINER? &nbsp IF YOU'RENOT GOINGTO SHOW OFF, &nbsp YOU GOTTA LET MEDO IT FOR YOU. &nbsp WAIT. &nbsp WHAT'S WRONG? &nbsp GLEN SAID IFI SIGN WITHHIM, I HAVETO BE STRAIGHT. &nbsp STRAIGHT? &nbsp I CAN'T BEOUT. NOBODY CANKNOW I'M GAY. &nbsp ARE YOU KIDDING? &nbsp HE SAID IT WASA CONDITION OFTHE CONTRACT &nbsp THAT I COULDN'TBE SEEN WITHYOU IN PUBLIC, &nbsp OR ACKNOWLEDGE YOU. &nbsp WHA... THAT'S TOTALLY FUCKED. &nbsp IT'S NONE OF HIS BUSINESS, SO WHAT DOES IT HAVE TO DO &nbsp WITH PLAYING THE VIOLIN? &nbsp ABSOLUTELYNOTHING. IT'SALL ABOUT THEALBUM COVER, &nbsp HAVING SOME YOUNGHOT STUD WITHTUSSLED HAIR, &nbsp SHIRT UNBUTTONEDDOWN TO HERE, &nbsp STROKINGHIS VIOLIN. &nbsp BUT YOU'RE A SERIOUS ARTIST. &nbsp YEAH WELL, IFTHAT'S ALL HECARED ABOUT, &nbsp HE'D BE TALKINGTO LING LIU. &nbsp YOU KNOW, ALLGLEN AND THERECORD COMPANIES &nbsp CARE ABOUT ISPURSE POWER. &nbsp ALL THOSE YOUNGWOMEN WHO SPENDBILLIONS AYEAR ON CDs, &nbsp WHO PROBABLY THINKPAGANINI IS A BRANDOF FROZEN PIZZA, &nbsp WHO MIGHT NOTBUY ETHAN GOLD'SLATEST CD &nbsp IF THEY KNEWHE WAS... &nbsp FUCK. &nbsp WELL, WHERE DOESTHIS LEAVE US? &nbsp TOGETHER. 'CAUSEI'M NOT SIGNING. &nbsp ARE YOU SURE? &nbsp IT'S YOUR BIG BREAK. &nbsp IT'S ALSOMY TALENT, &nbsp MY HARD WORK... &nbsp MY LIFE, MYDECISION... &nbsp AND MY BOYFRIEND. &nbsp Woman:BRIAN, YOU WON'TBELIEVE ... &nbsp ANY CALLS? NO, BUT YOU'LL... &nbsp WELL, DID BROWN'SSEND THEIR PROOFSBACK YET?THEY CAME YESTERDAY, &nbsp BUT THE HELL WITH BROWN'S. IT... &nbsp IT WON'T MATTERWHEN I TELLYOU WHO'S... &nbsp CHIEF STOCKWELL. GOOD MORNING, MR. KINNEY, &nbsp HOPE YOU DON'TMIND MY DROPPINGBY UNANNOUNCED. &nbsp ACTUALLY, I WASEXPECTING YOU. &nbsp I WANTED MY ADVISORS, NANCY HENDERSON AND DOMINIC SCOLOTTO, &nbsp TO MEET YOU, AND TO HEAR FIRSTHAND WHAT YOU TOLD ME &nbsp IN THE MEN'S ROOM THE OTHER NIGHT. &nbsp WHAT, TO MAKESURE YOU FLUSH? &nbsp OR THAT YOU'RE PISSING AWAY THE MONEY &nbsp YOU'VE SPENT ON YOUR AD CAMPAIGN. &nbsp WHICH AMOUNTS TOTHE SAME THING. &nbsp MR. KINNEY, DO YOU MIND IF I ASK, &nbsp WHAT DO YOU KNOW ABOUT RUNNING A POLITICAL CAMPAIGN? &nbsp NOT A GODDAMN THING. &nbsp THEN WHAT THE HELLARE WE DOING HERE? &nbsp BECAUSE WHATKINNEY SAIDIS TRUE, &nbsp AND HE'S THE ONLY ONE WHO'S HAD THE BALLS TO SAY IT. &nbsp PLEASE CONTINUE. &nbsp WELL, LIKE I WASSAYING, I MAY NOT KNOWANYTHING ABOUT POLITICS, &nbsp BUT I DO KNOW WHAT SELLS. &nbsp AND RIGHT NOW, YOU'VE GOT A PRODUCT THAT NO ONE'S BUYING. &nbsp YOU MAKE HIMSOUND LIKE A BOXOF CORN FLAKES. &nbsp WELL, THAT'SEXACTLY WHATHE IS. &nbsp LUCKY FOR YOU, SELLING CORN FLAKES IS WHAT I DO BEST. &nbsp Nancy: MR. KINNEY... &nbsp JIM STOCKWELL HAS A 15-YEAR RECORD OF FIGHTING CRIME. &nbsp AS CHIEF OF POLICE, HE'S DEFENDED NOT ONLY OUR STREETS, &nbsp BUT OUR TRADITIONS, OUR MORAL VALUES. &nbsp HIS MANDATE TO SERVE IS BASED UPON THAT COMMITMENT. &nbsp WOULD YOU MIND SPARING ME THE BULLSHIT RHETORIC? &nbsp WE ALL KNOW YOULOVE YOUR FAMILY, &nbsp YOUR FLAG, YOUR MOTHER, &nbsp BUT IT'S NOT GOING TO GET YOU ARRESTED. &nbsp OR IN THISCASE, ELECTED. WHAT WILL? &nbsp SOMETHING THATWILL MAKE THECONSUMER WANT TOBUY YOUR BRAND &nbsp RATHER THANTHE COMPETITION. &nbsp SOMETHING THATWILL ATTRACTTHEIR ATTENTION &nbsp FOR MORE THAN15 MINUTES. &nbsp SOMETHING THATWILL MAKE YOU POP. &nbsp ♪ COME ON TO MY HOUSE MY HOUSE ♪ &nbsp ♪ I'M GONNAGIVE YOU CANDY ♪ &nbsp ♪ COME ON TO MY HOUSE MY HOUSE ♪ &nbsp ♪ I'M GONNA GIVE YOU APPLE PLUM ♪ &nbsp ♪ AND APRICOT TOO AH... ♪ &nbsp Jennifer: THIS ONE'S A STEAL. &nbsp BRAND NEW. NEVERBEEN OCCUPIED. &nbsp THE BUILDER WENTBANKRUPT, SO... &nbsp I'M SURE YOU COULD GET IT FOR A SONG. &nbsp WELL, I'M ENJOYING THE MUSIC. &nbsp I SAY WE GO FOR IT. &nbsp HOW ABOUT YOU, EM? DON'T YOU LOVE IT? &nbsp WELL, LOVE'S A... VERY STRONG WORD. &nbsp WELL, WHAT'S WRONG WITH IT? &nbsp WELL, IT'S NOT EXACTLY MY DREAM HOUSE. &nbsp OF COURSE, UH,YOU HAVE TOPICTURE IT &nbsp WITH YOURPOSSESSIONS, &nbsp YOUR FURNITURE,PRINTS ONTHE WALL... &nbsp RIGHT, USE A LITTLE IMAGINATION. &nbsp OH, I-I AM. &nbsp AND, UM... AND WITH A LITTLE IMAGINATION, &nbsp I'M PICTURING... &nbsp A PLACE LIKE THIS. &nbsp THIS WAS BUILT IN THE '40s. &nbsp BATHROOMS AND KITCHEN, ALL ORIGINAL. &nbsp AND DON'T YOUJUST ADORE &nbsp THE LITTLEPICKET FENCEOUT FRONT &nbsp WITH THEROSEBUSHES?YEAH... &nbsp IT'S GOT SUCH, UM... SUCH CHARACTER. &nbsp YEAH, IT'S GOT CHARACTER, ALL RIGHT. &nbsp YOU'D HAVE TO BE ONE TO LIVE HERE. &nbsp I DON'T SEE ANY-THING THE MATTER. IT NEEDS NEW PLUMBING, &nbsp NEW WIRING, A NEW ROOF. &nbsp I MEAN, DO YOU HAVE ANYIDEA WHAT IT WOULD COST &nbsp TO RENOVATE THIS PLACE? &nbsp IT COULD USE ALITTLE UPDATING. &nbsp WHAT IT COULD USE IS A WRECKING BALL. &nbsp I SAY WE GO WITH THIS ONE. &nbsp IT'S IN MOVE- IN CONDITION. &nbsp IT'S SO... COLD. CONTEMPORARY. &nbsp DEVOID OFPERSONALITY. FULL OF POSSIBILITIES. &nbsp A BARGAIN. A WISE INVESTMENT. &nbsp I SAY WE GOWITH THIS ONE. &nbsp IT'S DECREPIT.LIVED-IN. &nbsp RUN-DOWN.CHARMING. &nbsp CLAUSTROPHOBIC. COSY. &nbsp [ Sigh ] &nbsp WHAT DO YOUTHINK, JENNIFER? &nbsp YEAH, JENNIFER,WHAT DO YOU THINK? &nbsp I THINK... &nbsp THAT I'LL JUST LET YOU GUYS TALK IT OVER. &nbsp

&nbsp ♪ COME ON TO MY HOUSE ♪ &nbsp [ Chiming of bell ] &nbsp [ Mixed chatter ] &nbsp HERE YOU GO, GIRLS. &nbsp TWO PINK PLATE SPECIALS. &nbsp OH, WHAT'S ALL THIS? &nbsp WE ONLY ORDERED A TUNA MELT...TO SHARE. &nbsp OH, I MUSTAGOTTEN THEORDER WRONG. &nbsp YOU NEVER GETTHE ORDER WRONG. &nbsp [ Whispering ] SHH. WE'RE FAMILY NOW. &nbsp [ Giggles ] &nbsp WE MAY NOT BEFAMILY FOR LONG &nbsp UNLESS MICHAEL COMES THROUGH. &nbsp 'SCUSE ME? &nbsp DID I JUST HEAR... &nbsp MY BELOVED SON'SNAME MENTIONED? &nbsp MELANIE WASJUST SAYING... &nbsp WHAT WERE YOUSAYING, MEL? &nbsp WE... W-WE'RE IN A BIT OF A TIME CRUNCH. &nbsp THERE'S NO NEEDTO WORRY. MICHAELCAN DO THIS. &nbsp HE'S A RED- BLOODED ALL- AMERICAN GAY BOY, &nbsp WHICH MEANS HE HASA WHACK-ATTACK, &nbsp OH, THREE, FOURTIMES A DAY. &nbsp WELL, THEN HE BETTER START WHACKING. &nbsp WE ONLY HAVE ATHREE-DAY WINDOWOF OPPORTUNITY. &nbsp Brian:SPEAKINGOF WINDOWS, &nbsp DO YOU MIND IF I PUT THIS UP IN YOURS? &nbsp WHAT THE FUCK ARE YOU DOING WITH THAT? &nbsp SAY HEY TO MY NEW ACCOUNT. &nbsp THAT FASCIST PIG? &nbsp OH, IT'S LIKE"WOODSTOCK REMEMBERED". &nbsp I'LL HAVE A REGULAR COFFEE TO GO. &nbsp Lindsay: JESUS, BRIAN, YOU KNOW HOW STOCKWELL &nbsp FEELS ABOUTGAY PEOPLE. &nbsp HOW COULD YOUSELL YOUR SOULTO THE DEVIL? &nbsp I HAVEN'T SOLD MY SOUL, &nbsp I'M JUST BILLING FOR TIME AND EXPENSES. &nbsp WELL, ANY- THING YOU DO &nbsp TO HELP HIM GET ELECTED IS HURTING US. &nbsp HERE'S YOUR ORDER, PIPING HOT. &nbsp SCALD YOURSELF. &nbsp THANKS FOR THE TIP, DEB. &nbsp EXCUSE ME IF I DON'T LEAVE YOU ONE. &nbsp WELL, AT LEASTTHERE'S SOMEONEIN THIS WORLD &nbsp LEFT WITH ALITTLE INTEGRITY. &nbsp ETHAN WAS OFFEREDA CONTRACT WITHA BIG AGENT, &nbsp AND HE TURNEDIT DOWN &nbsp 'CAUSE THEY WANTEDSUNSHINE HERE OUTOF THE PICTURE. &nbsp Melanie:MMM! &nbsp ETHAN DID THAT? &nbsp IT WOULD'VE MEANT CONCERT DATES, &nbsp EVEN ARECORD DEAL. &nbsp SO NOW HE'SBACK ON THESTREET, PLAYINGFOR PEANUTS? &nbsp SOMEONE SHOULD TELLHIM THERE'S NOTHINGNOBLE ABOUT BEING POOR. &nbsp [ Slurp ] MMM... &nbsp OW! FUCK! &nbsp OOPS. &nbsp Various: [ Moaning ] &nbsp Michael:JERKING OFFUSED TO BE FUN. &nbsp IT WAS... ITWAS SOMETHING TOLOOK FORWARD TO &nbsp AND NOW IT'S...NOW IT'S THISOBLIGATION. &nbsp YOU KNOW, THERE... THERE'S THIS... &nbsp BIG TIME CLOCK HANGING OVER MY HEAD &nbsp AND PEOPLE ARE EX- PECTING ME TO PERFORM &nbsp AND IT'S FUCKINGHARD WORK. &nbsp HOW THE HELL AREYOU SUPPOSED TOCOME ON DEMAND? &nbsp Man: [ Moan of ecstasy ] &nbsp TRUST ME, IT CAN BE DONE. &nbsp LOOK, YOU'RE MAKING TOO MUCH OUT OF THIS. &nbsp YOU'RE CREATINGA MENTAL BLOCK. &nbsp YOU JUST... YOU NEED TO RELAX, EASE INTO IT. &nbsp GET BEN TO GIVEYOU A HAND. &nbsp I TRIED THIS MORNING, &nbsp BUT HE PRACTICALLY BIT MY HEAD OFF. &nbsp [ Opening/closing of door ] &nbsp HERE YOU GO. &nbsp THANKS. &nbsp WHO'S THAT? &nbsp THAT'S MY NEW SUPER-JERKER. &nbsp I HAVE YOU TO THANK. &nbsp IT'S "RAGING HARD-ON". &nbsp HE LOOKS GREAT ON-SCREEN. &nbsp AH, MOVE A LITTLE TO THE LEFT. &nbsp THAT'S IT. &nbsp ALL RIGHT, NOW LET'S SEE YOU UNLEASH THOSE SUPERPOWERS. &nbsp

&nbsp [ Chuckling ] &nbsp ANYWAY, AS I WAS SAYING, YEAH, YOU JUST NEED TO RELAX. &nbsp STOP FRETTING, 'CAUSE YOU'LL SEE A HOT GUY, &nbsp YOU'LL GET TURNED ON, YOU... [ Moaning ] &nbsp

&nbsp MICHAEL? &nbsp TEDDY? &nbsp YEAH? &nbsp DO YOU HAVEA CUP? &nbsp A CUP? &nbsp

&nbsp A CUP. UH... &nbsp YEAH, A CUP, UH... &nbsp OH, A CUP. A CUP. &nbsp

&nbsp ♪ THIS THING CALLED LOVE ♪ &nbsp ♪ I JUST CAN'T HANDLE IT ♪ &nbsp ♪ THIS THING CALLED LOVE ♪ &nbsp ♪ I MUST GETRID OF IT ♪ &nbsp ♪ I AIN'T READY ♪ &nbsp ♪ CRAZY LITTLE THING CALLED LOVE ♪ &nbsp ♪ CRAZY LITTLE THING CALLED LOVE ♪ &nbsp ♪ CRAZY LITTLE THING CALLED LOVE ♪ &nbsp ♪ CRAZY LITTLE THING... ♪ &nbsp TA DA! &nbsp SUCCESS!AT LAST! &nbsp I ALMOST DIDN'T MAKE IT. &nbsp SOME IDIOT IN A PICK-UP ALMOST HIT ME.THANKS, SWEETIE. &nbsp HONEY! &nbsp SURE, LINZ. &nbsp NO PROBLEM. GOOD LUCK. &nbsp [ Panting ] &nbsp GOT IT! &nbsp MICHAEL'S SPERM. &nbsp OH, THERE'S A... LOT OF IT. &nbsp WE KNEW HEWAS GENEROUS. &nbsp NOW, QUICK, GETYOUR LEGS UP. &nbsp MEL, THIS ISN'T THE IMMACULATE CONCEPTION. &nbsp YOU'RE GOING TO HAVE TOTAKE OFF YOUR PANTIES. &nbsp OH, RIGHT! &nbsp [ Sigh ] &nbsp JUST THINK. &nbsp WE'RE MAKING A BABY. &nbsp A LIFE. &nbsp OKAY, NOW SPREADYOUR LEGS. &nbsp WAIT, WAIT- WAIT-WAIT. &nbsp WE NEED TO EXPERI- ENCE THIS MOMENT. &nbsp SWEETIE... &nbsp I LOVE YOU. &nbsp I LOVE YOU TOO. &nbsp OKAY? &nbsp YOU READY? &nbsp YEAH. &nbsp [ Violin ♪♪♪ ] &nbsp Michael:AFTER WHAT I'VEBEEN THROUGH, &nbsp I COULD USE ANIGHT OF BABYLON &nbsp TO TAKE MY MINDOFF OF PUSSY. &nbsp [ Chuckling ] WHO TOLD YOU TO THINK ABOUT IT? &nbsp I COULDN'T HELPIT, YOU KNOW? &nbsp KNOWING I WASSENDING MYLITTLE SOLDIERSOFF TO DO BATTLE. &nbsp I'M SURE THEY KNEW IT WAS FOR THE GREATER GOOD. &nbsp I WONDER IFIT WORKED. &nbsp THE OLD TURKEY BASTER'S PUT MORE THAN ONE BIRD IN THE OVEN. &nbsp AH, FUCK. I'LL MEET YOU THERE.OKAY. &nbsp [ Violin ♪♪♪ ] &nbsp Ethan:KEEP YOUR MONEY,I DON'T NEED IT. &nbsp THAT'S NOTWHAT I HEARD. &nbsp YOU'RE STILLWORKING THESTREETS LIKEANY OTHER WHORE. &nbsp I'M NOT A WHORE. &nbsp NO, YOU'RE RIGHT. &nbsp THEY PEDDLE THEIR ASSES, &nbsp YOU'RE SELLING YOUR MUSIC, &nbsp YOUR... FORGIVE THE EXPRESSION, SOUL. &nbsp AND WHAT THE FUCK WOULD YOU KNOW ABOUT, &nbsp FORGIVE THE EXPRESSION, SOUL? &nbsp I KNOW THAT YOU MUST'VE WORKED EVERY DAY OF YOUR LIFE &nbsp SINCE YOU WERE A KID... &nbsp PLAYING IT TILL YOUR FINGERS WERE NUMB. &nbsp POURING YOURHEART INTO EVERYMEASURE TO MAKEIT PERFECT. &nbsp SO THAT ONE DAY YOUWOULD BE A GREAT ARTIST. &nbsp BUT... &nbsp WHO'S GOING TO HEAR YOU NOW? &nbsp WHY DO YOUGIVE A SHIT? &nbsp BECAUSE YOU DE-SERVE TO BE HEARD. &nbsp THEY WANTED ME TO SELL OUT. &nbsp YOU SHOULD DO IT. &nbsp SO YOU CAN GET JUSTIN BACK? &nbsp [ Chuckling ]I DON'T WANT HIM. &nbsp I JUST HATETO SEE SOMEONEHOLDING ONTOTHEIR INTEGRITY &nbsp FOR NO GOODREASON. &nbsp I'D EXPECT YOUTO SAY SOMETHINGLIKE THAT. &nbsp YOU PROBABLY WOULDA PLAYED FOR THE NAZIS TOO. &nbsp IF IT HAD KEPTME ALIVE FORONE MORE DAY, &nbsp YOU'RE GODDAMNFUCKING RIGHTI WOULD. &nbsp ALL THEY'RE ASKINGIS FOR YOU TOPLAY THEIR GAME. &nbsp IF YOU'RE SMART,YOU'LL FIGUREOUT A WAY &nbsp TO PLAY IT TOYOUR ADVANTAGE. &nbsp I'D RATHER WORK THE STREET, THANK YOU. &nbsp THAT'S YOUR CALL. &nbsp BUT THERE'SNOTHING NOBLEABOUT BEING POOR. &nbsp ♪ COME ON, BARBIE, LET'S GO PARTY ♪ &nbsp ♪ I'M A BARBIE GIRLIN THE BARBIE WORLD ♪ &nbsp ♪ LIFE IN PLASTIC ♪ &nbsp ♪ IT'S FANTASTIC ♪ &nbsp ♪ YOU CAN BRUSH MY HAIR ♪ &nbsp ♪ UNDRESS ME EVERYWHERE ♪ &nbsp ♪ IMAGINATION, LIFE IS YOUR CREATION ♪ &nbsp

&nbsp ♪ I'M A BLONDE SINGLE GIRL ♪ &nbsp ♪ IN THE FANTASY WORLD ♪ &nbsp ♪ DRESS ME UP MAKE THE TIME ♪ &nbsp ♪ I'M YOUR DOLLIE ♪ &nbsp ♪ YOU'RE MY DOLL ROCK AND ROLL ♪ &nbsp ♪ FEEL THE GLAMOUR AND PAIN ♪ &nbsp ♪ KISS ME HERE TOUCH ME THERE ♪ &nbsp ♪ HANKY-PANKY ♪ &nbsp ♪ YOU CAN TOUCH YOU CAN PLAY ♪ &nbsp ♪ IF YOU SAY I'M ALWAYS YOURS OOOH WHOA ♪ &nbsp ♪ I'M A BARBIE GIRL... ♪ &nbsp THE ONE I LIKE IS IN MOVE-IN CONDITION, &nbsp A PERFECT SPACE AT A PERFECT PRICE. &nbsp AND THE ONE I LIKE HAS THE SWEETEST, LITTLE KITCHEN &nbsp WITH A BREAKFASTNOOK, AND ABACK ROOM... &nbsp A BACK ROOM? &nbsp THAT WE CAN CON- VERT INTO A DEN... &nbsp TURN IT INTO A FULLY- EQUIPPED DUNGEON &nbsp YOU CAN SELL TO SOME LEATHER QUEEN &nbsp FOR TWICE WHATYOU PAID FOR IT. &nbsp LOOK, EM, I KNOW YOU LOVE THAT HOUSE. &nbsp IT'S THE HOUSE OF YOUR DREAMS, &nbsp BUT DREAMS AREN'T PRACTICAL. &nbsp NOW, I HAPPEN TO KNOW ABOUT PROPERTY VALUES &nbsp AND INVESTMENT POSSIBILITIES, &nbsp AND I'M TELLING YOU...A-A-ALL RIGHT. &nbsp ALL RIGHT, TEDDY, YOU KNOW WHAT? &nbsp IF IT WILLMAKE YOU HAPPY, &nbsp BEING "PRACTICAL", &nbsp WE WILL GO WITH THE HOUSE THAT YOU LIKE. &nbsp O-OKAY? IT...IT-IT-IT-IT'S...IT'S FINE. &nbsp NOW CAN WEPLEASE, PLEASE, &nbsp TALK ABOUT SOME-THING MORE PLEASANT? &nbsp

&nbsp ISN'T THAT THE SECOND ONE THAT'S O.D.ed TONIGHT? &nbsp MUST BE A BAD BATCH. &nbsp OR SOME DUMB KIDWHO SHOULD KNOWNOT TO TAKE CANDYFROM STRANGERS. &nbsp IT NEVER CHANGES. &nbsp SOMEBODY DROPS.WE DON'T KNOWIF THEY'RE DEADOR ALIVE, &nbsp AND NOBODY MISSES A BEAT. &nbsp THE THUMPA-THUMPA GOES ON. &nbsp SO WHO WANTS ANOTHER COSMO? &nbsp

&nbsp HEY, BABY. &nbsp WHAT ARE YOUDOING HERE?I THOUGHT YOUWERE AT THE GYM. &nbsp I WAS MISSING YOU. &nbsp

&nbsp YOU STILLLOVE ME? &nbsp

&nbsp MMM, SOHOW ABOUT... &nbsp WE FIND A DARK,SECLUDED CORNER &nbsp WHERE I CANKISS YOU ANDSUCK YOU AND...I'D LOVE TO, &nbsp BUT I-I PROMISEDMEL AND LINZ &nbsp I'D BRING THEM ANOTHER LOAD.JESUS CHRIST! &nbsp SINCE WHEN DO THESE THESE FUCKING LESBIANS &nbsp CONTROL OUR LIFE? &nbsp IT'S ONLY FOR ACOUPLE MORE DAYS. &nbsp FORGET IT. &nbsp WHAT THE HELL IS THE MATTER WITH YOU? &nbsp EVERYTHING SEEMSTO PISS YOU OFFTHESE DAYS, &nbsp ESPECIALLY ME. &nbsp ♪ LET'S GO PARTY ♪ ♪ OOOH OOOH ♪ &nbsp ♪ COME ON BARBIE LET'S GO PARTY ♪ &nbsp ♪ AH AH AH YEAH ♪ &nbsp ♪ COME ON BARBIE LET'S GO PARTY ♪ &nbsp ♪ OOOH OOOH ♪ &nbsp ♪ COME ON BARBIE LET'S GO PARTY ♪ ♪ AH AH ♪ &nbsp Vance: DO YOU HAVE ANY IDEA &nbsp THE DOORSTHAT WOULDOPEN FOR US &nbsp IF STOCKWELLWERE ELECTED? &nbsp HIS CORPORATEBACKERS WOULDBE HURLING THEM-SELVES AT US &nbsp TO HANDLETHEIR ACCOUNTS. &nbsp IT COULD BETHE CRITICALMASS WE NEED &nbsp TO LAUNCH THENEW YORK OFFICE. &nbsp IF HE WINS, AND... &nbsp IF HE COMES BACK. &nbsp YOUR FAVOURITE CLIENT IS IN THERE, WAITING FOR YOU. &nbsp HMM, THANKS FOR THE HEADS UP, CYNTHIA. &nbsp COULDN'T HECALL FIRST? &nbsp HE DOESN'T HAVE TO. &nbsp MORNING, JIM. &nbsp GOOD MORNING. &nbsp I'D LIKE YOU TO MEET GARDNER VANCE. &nbsp HE'S MY PARTNER IN THE FIRM. &nbsp NICE TO MEET YOU. &nbsp PLEASURE HAVINGYOU WITH US. &nbsp SO WHAT CANWE DO FOR YOU? &nbsp I BELIEVE I'VE FOUND SOMETHING &nbsp THAT'LLMAKE ME POP. &nbsp WHAT'S ALL THIS? &nbsp A CELEBRATION. &nbsp THAT STUFF'SNOT CHEAP. &nbsp COST ME MY ENTIRE DAY'S WAGES, &nbsp BUT YOU ARE WORTH IT. &nbsp SO, WHAT'REWE CELEBRATING? &nbsp YOU AND ME, BEING TOGETHER... &nbsp I'LL DRINKTO THAT. &nbsp NO MATTER WHAT HAPPENS? &nbsp WHY WOULD ANY-THING HAPPEN? &nbsp I'VE BEEN THINKING ABOUT SIGNING THE DEAL. &nbsp WHAT MADE YOUCHANGE YOUR MIND? &nbsp I CAN'T PLAY ON THE STREET FOREVER. &nbsp NO ONE EXPECTSYOU TO. &nbsp BUT THIS GUY... &nbsp WANTS YOU TO DENYWHO YOU ARE... &nbsp TO DENY US. &nbsp THERE'S NOTHING NOBLE ABOUT BEING POOR. &nbsp WHERE'D YOUHEAR THAT? &nbsp SO WHENYOU'RE SAYING &nbsp THAT WE'LL BE TOGETHER NO MATTER WHAT, &nbsp HOW EXACTLY ARE WE SUPPOSED TO DO THAT? &nbsp WE'LL MAKE IT AN ADVENTURE. &nbsp SECRET RENDEZVOUS, TORRID ENCOUNTERS. &nbsp I CAME OUT OFTHE CLOSET ONCE, &nbsp I'M NOT GOINGBACK IN. &nbsp I'M NOT ASKING YOU TO. &nbsp ALL I'M SAYING IS PEOPLE DON'T NEED TO KNOW WHO WE ARE... &nbsp OR WHAT WE MEAN TO EACH OTHER. &nbsp ALL THAT MATTERSIS THAT WE KNOW. &nbsp WHEN I WAS GROWING UP BACK IN HAZELHURST, &nbsp MY FAMILY WAS SO POOR THAT ONE YEAR, &nbsp WE ALL HAD TO LIVE IN A TENT. &nbsp THAT IS POOR. &nbsp TRAILER TRASH WOULD'VE BEEN A STEP UP FOR US. &nbsp AND AS FOR HAVING OUR OWN HOUSE, &nbsp GOD, THAT WAS BEYOND EVEN MY WILDEST DREAMS. &nbsp WELL, NOW YOU'REFINALLY GOINGTO HAVE ONE. MMM. &nbsp EVEN IF IT'S NOT THAT SWEET LITTLE COTTAGE. &nbsp MMM, MICHAEL, YOU SHOULD'VE SEEN IT. &nbsp IT WAS SO WARM, SO WELCOMING. &nbsp YOU... YOU WALK THROUGH THE FRONT DOOR, AND... &nbsp WELL, YOU KNOW WHAT? &nbsp I'M NOT GOING TOTHINK ABOUT IT. &nbsp I AM GONNA COUNTMY BLESSINGS &nbsp AND BE GRATEFUL FOR WHAT I'VE GOT: &nbsp A GOOD DEAL... &nbsp A SMART INVESTMENT... &nbsp AND SOMEHOW I'LL LEARN TO LOVE IT. &nbsp

&nbsp Ted: HEY! HEY. &nbsp MMM, THEY ACCEPTED OUR OFFER. &nbsp CONGRATULATIONS,YOU GUYS AREHOMEOWNERS. &nbsp HOW EXCITING!THERE'S NOTHINGLIKE OWNING &nbsp THE ROOF OVER YOUR HEAD.EVEN WHENIT LEAKS. &nbsp [ Chuckle ]AND HAVING YOUROWN BACKYARD. &nbsp EVEN THOUGH YOUHAVE TO KEEPRESEEDING IT &nbsp 'CAUSE THEGODDAMN CRAB-GRASS KILLSEVERYTHING. &nbsp OR KNOWING THATIF THE COLD, &nbsp COLD WORLD TREATSYOU LIKE SHIT, &nbsp IT'S STILL YOURSTO KEEP YOU WARM. &nbsp EVEN IF THE FUCKING FURNACE KEEPS BREAKING DOWN. &nbsp VIC! &nbsp I'M SUREYOU'LL BE VERYHAPPY THERE. &nbsp I KNOW IT. &nbsp OH, GOD. LOOKAT THESE GORGEOUSROSEBUSHES. &nbsp AND THAT CUTE LITTLE PICKET FENCE. &nbsp NO-NO. NO-NO-NO. &nbsp THOSE... THOSE ARE THE WRONG PICTURES. &nbsp THAT'S ANOTHER HOUSE. &nbsp NO, THOSE ARE THECORRECT PICTURES. &nbsp NO... THAT'S... &nbsp OUR NEW HOUSE. &nbsp

&nbsp JENNIFER WASBRILLIANT. &nbsp SHE GOT THEMTO KNOCK THEPRICE DOWN. &nbsp BUT, LOOK, EVENIF SHE HADN'T... &nbsp I WANTED YOU TO BE HAPPY. SO... &nbsp TEDDY... &nbsp OH MY GOD. &nbsp WE BOUGHT A HOUSE! &nbsp WE BOUGHT A HOUSE! &nbsp

&nbsp Man: [ On television ] ... AFTERMATH OF THREE DRUG OVER- DOSES AT BABYLON. &nbsp Vic:LOOK. SHH, SHH. &nbsp LAST NIGHT'S UNFORTUNATEAND TRAGIC INCIDENT &nbsp HAS REAFFIRMED MYCOMMITMENT TO PUT AN END &nbsp TO THE CORRUPTION AND DRUG USE &nbsp THAT PLAGUE CERTAIN PARTS OF OUR CITY. &nbsp WHY DOESN'T HE JUST SAY LIBERTY AVENUE? &nbsp AS MAYOR, I WILL INTENSIFY MY FIGHT &nbsp TO TAKE BACK THE STREETS... &nbsp SINCE WHENARE THEY HIS? &nbsp Jim: TO PROTECT OUR KIDS, &nbsp TO MAKE PITTSBURGH FAMILY FRIENDLY. &nbsp "FAMILY"? WHATTHE FUCK ARE WE? &nbsp

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&nbsp FUCK OFF. &nbsp I'M BUSY. &nbsp FUCK OFF. &nbsp YOU SHOULD TAKE A NUMBER, LIKE EVERYONE ELSE. &nbsp AND YOUSHOULD KEEPYOUR BIG FUCKINGMOUTH SHUT. &nbsp I WASN'T THE ONE GIVING THE BLOW JOB. &nbsp WHAT DID YOU TELL ETHAN? &nbsp THE TRUTH. &nbsp "THERE'S NOTHING NOBLE ABOUT BEING POOR"? &nbsp OH, HE ACTUALLYLISTENED. &nbsp HE MORE THANLISTENED. HESIGNED THE PAPERS. &nbsp GOOD FOR HIM. &nbsp WHAT? THATHE SOLD OUT? &nbsp MAYBE HIS RECORDINGS'LL DO THE SAME, &nbsp ALTHOUGH PERSON- ALLY, I COULD NEVER REALLY STAND VIOLIN MUSIC. &nbsp SOUNDS LIKE SOMEONE TOR- TURING A CAT. &nbsp WHAT ABOUT ME? &nbsp WHAT ABOUT YOU? &nbsp YOU EXPECT HIM TO SACRIFICE HIS CAREER &nbsp FOR A PIECE OF BLONDE BOY ASS? &nbsp

&nbsp IS THAT YOUR IDEA OF TRUE LOVE, SUNSHINE? &nbsp

&nbsp ♪ IT'S ALL YOUEVER NEEDED ♪ &nbsp

&nbsp ♪ YOU ARE ♪ &nbsp ♪ YOU ARE ♪ &nbsp ♪ YOU ARE ♪ &nbsp ♪ YOU ARE ♪ &nbsp ♪ HERE'S TO YOU ♪ &nbsp

&nbsp ♪ IT SHOULD BE YOU ♪ &nbsp ♪ IT COULD BE YOU ♪ &nbsp ♪ IT'S ALL THAT YOU EVER WANTED ♪ &nbsp

&nbsp ♪ IT HAS TO BE IT'S GOT TO BE ♪ &nbsp ♪ IT'S ALL YOU EVER NEEDED ♪ &nbsp ♪ YOU ARE ♪ &nbsp ♪ YOU ARE ♪ &nbsp ♪ YOU ARE ♪ &nbsp ♪ YOU ARE ♪ &nbsp ♪ YOU ARE ♪ &nbsp ♪ YOU ARE ♪ &nbsp ♪ YOU ARE ♪ &nbsp ♪ YOU ARE ♪ &nbsp ♪ YOU ARE... ♪ &nbsp MOO! &nbsp ♪ YOU ARE ♪ &nbsp ♪ YOU ARE ♪ &nbsp

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