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ONE TWO, THREE, FOUR,

ONE, TWO, THREE,
FOUR, FIVE, SIX.

SHAKE IT, DUDE.

♪ OH THIS THING
CALLED LOVE ♪

♪ I JUST CAN'T
HANDLE IT ♪

♪ THIS THING
CALLED LOVE ♪

♪ I MUST GET
RID OF IT ♪

♪ I AIN'T READY ♪

♪ CRAZY LITTLE
THING CALLED LOVE ♪

♪ WELL THIS THING
CALLED LOVE... ♪

WELL, THAT
COULD BE COUNTER-
PRODUCTIVE.

YOU KNOW, YOU TWO
OUGHTA CALM DOWN.

AREN'T YOU EVEN
JUST A TEENY,
TINY BIT NERVOUS?

WHY SHOULD
I BE NERVOUS?

I'LL BE IN AND
OUT OF THERE
IN TWO MINUTES.

BING! BANG! BOOM!

SO WHY ARE
YOU FIDGETING?

BECAUSE I HAVEN'T
TOUCHED MYSELF
IN THREE DAYS.

YOU'D BE
FIDGETING TOO.

Woman:
NOVOTNY?
PRESENT.

I MEAN...
I'M HERE.

FOLLOW ME.

WISH ME LUCK.

WE LOVE YOU.
WE LOVE YOU.

♪ I GOTTA BE COOL ♪

♪ RELAX ♪
Melanie:
[ Chuckle ]

♪ GET HIP ♪

♪ GET ON MY TRACKS ♪

♪ TAKE A BACKSEAT
OR HITCHHIKE ♪

♪ TAKE A LONG RIDE
ON MY MOTORBIKE ♪

♪ GET READY... ♪

HERE'S FOR
YOUR SPECIMEN.

A BIT OPTIMISTIC,
AREN'T WE?

AND HERE ARE
YOUR TISSUES TO
WIPE UP AFTER.

"MOISTURIZING
CREAM ADDED
FOR EXTRA SOFT-
NESS". NICE.

LUBRICANT'S
OVER HERE, AND
THE MAGAZINES
ARE HERE.

THE JULY
"HUSTLER"
IS NASTY.

DON'T TAKE
TOO LONG.

THE CLINIC
CLOSES AT 5:00.

WELL, HOPEFULLY,
WE'LL BOTH GET
OFF BY THEN.

NOT A DICK IN SIGHT.

UH...

[ Sigh ]

[ Violin ♪♪♪ ]

NERVOUS?
HUH...

I'LL TAKE
"QUESTIONS WHOSE
ANSWERS ARE PAIN-
FULLY OBVIOUS"

FOR 100, ALEX.

"THIS DEVASTATINGLY
HANDSOME VIOLINIST

DAZZLED THE
JUDGES AT THE
SEMI-FINALS

AND CONSISTENTLY
TAKES JUSTIN TAYLOR'S
BREATH AWAY."

WHO IS...
ETHAN GOLD?

BING, BING, BING!

YOU'RE
MY MUSE.
HMM.

YOU KNOW
THAT, RIGHT?

I COULDN'T DO
THIS WITHOUT YOU.
SURE YOU COULD.

WHEN MY MOM
CALLED, SAID MY
GRANDFATHER WAS
TOO SICK TO TRAVEL,

I ALMOST
DIDN'T COME.

I'VE BEEN PLAY-
ING FOR HIM MY
WHOLE LIFE,

PRACTICING DAY
AND NIGHT FOR
THIS MOMENT.

WITHOUT HIM, WHO
WAS I DOING IT FOR?

YOU'RE NEXT,
MR. GOLD.

I BETTER
TAKE MY SEAT.

NO, STAY HERE,
WHERE I CAN
SEE YOU.

I'LL BE PLAYING
FOR YOU.

[ Ending of ♪♪♪ ]
[ Applause ]

PLAYING THE
"SCHERZO-TARANTELLA,
OPUS 16" BY WIENIAWSKI,

ETHAN GOLD.

[ Violin ♪♪♪ ]

[ Violin ♪♪♪ ]

IF YOU TWO LOVE-
BIRDS ARE FINISHED,

HOW ABOUT REGIS-
TERING TO VOTE?

NO.

PUBLIC DISPLAYS
OF AFFECTION

AREN'T YOUR ONLY
CIVIC DUTY, YOU KNOW.

IT'S OUR RESPONSIBILITY
TO SUPPORT THE CANDIDATES

WHO ARE WILLING
TO FIGHT FOR

AND DEFEND THE RIGHTS
OF OUR COMMUNITY.

YEAH, YOU
TELL 'EM, SIS.

SO, UH, HOW MANY
NEW VOTERS HAVE
YOU SIGNED UP?

SIX. HOW
ABOUT YOU?
FOUR.

CHRIST, WITH AN
ELECTION COMIN' UP,

YOU'D THINK
THESE GUYS WOULD
GIVE A SHIT

ABOUT SOMETHING
ELSE BESIDES
GETTING THEIR
DICKS SUCKED.

HOW ABOUT
A RIM JOB,

OR A GOOD OLD-
FASHIONED FUCK?
HUH.

THAT'S WHAT
I LIKE, A NON-
PARTISAN OPINION.

NOW WHEN'S
THE LAST TIME
YOU VOTED?

UH, LET'S SEE,
THAT WOULD
HAVE TO BE...

THE BIG
BASKET CONTEST
AT WOODY'S.

VOTING'S A
SERIOUS BUSINESS.

ESPECIALLY
THIS YEAR.

WHAT IF THAT
ASSHOLE GETS
ELECTED?

WHICH ASSHOLE?

CHRIST, WHERE
THE FUCK HAVE
YOU BEEN?

BABYLON,
THE BATHS.

Vince:
OUR ILLUSTRIOUS
POLICE CHIEF

IS RUNNING
FOR MAYOR.

AND THE POLLS SHOW
THAT HE'S RUNNING
NECK-AND-NECK

WITH COUNCILMAN
DEEKINS.

LET ME KNOW
WHO WINS.

Debbie:
HOLD IT!

YOU MEAN YOU DON'T CARE?

YOU MEAN YOU'RE
SURPRISED?

I MEAN I DON'T
GIVE A FUCK.

YOU KNOW, WHETHER
IT'S THE DEMOCRAT WHO
PRETENDS HE LIKES YOU,

OR THE REPUBLICAN
WHO HATES YOU AND
LETS YOU KNOW IT,

EITHER WAY, ONCE
THEY'RE IN OFFICE,

THEY'RE NOT GOING TO
DO A GODDAMN THING.

SO I SAY, MAY THE
BEST SELF-SERVING
SON OF A BITCH WIN.

YOU KNOW, I
ALMOST HATE TO
SAY IT BUT...

THEN KEEP YOUR
TRAP SHUT.

[ Violin ♪♪♪ ]

[ Knocking on door ]
Nurse:
MR. NOVOTNY?

[ Moan ]

[ Applause ]

[ Knocking on door ]

Nurse:
MR. NOVOTNY,

THE CLEANING CREW WOULD
LIKE TO GET IN THERE,

AND I'D LIKE TO GO HOME.

Jennifer:
HELLO, MY NAME IS...

DO YOU HAVE
JUST A MOMENT
FOR...

SO I C...
NO, I'M SORRY.

YOU KNOW, IF I
COULD JUST HAVE

JUST A MOMENT...
NOT TODAY.

HEY, GUYS!

LOOK AT YOU IN
YOUR LITTLE CAP.

YEAH, WELL,
DEB'S GOT ALL
US PFLAG PARENTS
OUT VOLUNTEERING.

HAVE YOU
REGISTERED?

YEAH, I-I SIGNED
UP YESTERDAY.

YOU DID?

I ASKED IF YOU
WANTED TO TAKE
STRIP AEROBICS.

I BELIEVE
JENNIFER MEANS
TO VOTE.

OH, THAT.
IT'S JUST THAT
SORT OF APATHY

THAT GETS THE
WRONG MAN ELECTED.

I, ON THE OTHER
HAND, HAVE BEEN A
REGISTERED REPUBLICAN

FOR ALMOST,
UH...
WHAT?

A REPUBLICAN.

ARE YOU TELLING ME
I'VE BEEN LIVING
WITH A YANKEE

AND A REPUBLICAN?

GIVE ME THAT.

ALTHOUGH ONCE
WE MOVE, I'LL
PROBABLY HAVE
TO RE-REGISTER.

YOU'RE MOVING?

YEAH, WE'RE LOOKING
FOR A HOUSE.

WONDERFUL.

I... SUPPOSE
YOU ALREADY
HAVE A REALTOR.

NO, NO YET.

WELL, YOU DO NOW.

I WOULD BE
DELIGHTED...

TO HELP YOU FIND
YOUR DREAM HOME.

EXCELLENT.
PERFECT.

BEFORE ANNOUNCING
THE WINNER OF THIS
YEAR'S COMPETITION,

I'D LIKE TO COMPLIMENT
ALL OF OUR BRILLIANTLY
TALENTED YOUNG FINALISTS.

[ Applause ]

Man:
WELL DONE.
WELL DONE.

AS WE WIT-
NESSED TODAY,

EACH IS A SUPERB

AND REMARKABLY
GIFTED MUSICIAN.

THE HEIFETZ
PRIZE GOES TO...

LING LIU.

[ Applause ]

[ Mixed chatter ]

IT WAS THE
CANTABILE.

THE GODDAMN
CANTABILE!

I FUCKED
IT UP GOOD.

MY FINGERS
TIGHTENED UP.
I COULD... I
COULD FEEL IT.

IT'S OKAY. IT
DOESN'T MATTER.

YOU WERE STILL
WONDERFUL.
[ Sigh ]

COME ON.

LET'S GO HOME.

OKAY.

OKAY.
Man:
MR. GOLD?

THAT'S RIGHT.

GLEN BISHOP,
ARTISTS MANAGEMENT
ASSOCIATES.

GLEN BISHOP.
ARTISTS MANAGEMENT.

JUSTIN TAYLOR.
MORAL SUPPORT.

HOW YOU DOING?

YOU GAVE A DAZZLING
PERFORMANCE.

APPARENTLY, NOT
DAZZLING ENOUGH.

WELL, THE JUDGES
HAVE THEIR
OWN STANDARDS,
BUT I HAVE MINE.

THE AUDIENCE
WAS CAPTIVATED
BY YOUR PASSION,

YOUR VIRTUOSITY.

YOU HAVE REAL
PRESENCE....

AND A GREAT LOOK.

UH... THANKS.

THE PROGRAMME
SAYS YOU'RE
FROM PITTSBURGH.

YEAH, THAT'S RIGHT.

WHEN ARE YOU
HEADING BACK?

UH, TOMORROW
MORNING.

I'M GOING TO
HAVE A FEW DRINKS
BEFORE THAT THOUGH.

CAN I BUY YOU
ONE OF THEM?

UM, YOU BUYING FOR
MY BOYFRIEND TOO?

OH, BY ALL MEANS.

ALL RIGHT.

AFTER YOU.

AND IT DOESN'T HELP
THAT THERE'S A ROOM
FULL OF PEOPLE

RIGHT OUTSIDE THE
DOOR WHO KNOW EXACTLY

WHAT YOU'RE
DOING IN THERE.

WELL, YOU SHOULD'VE
LEFT THE DOOR OPEN.

WHAT COULD
BE HOTTER THAN
HAVING A BUNCH
OF BREEDERS

WATCHING YOU WHILE
YOU JERK OFF?

EVEN YOU
WOULDN'T DO THAT.

THAT'S TRUE.

I WENT TO THE "GRAVEL PIT"
AND WATCHED WHILE SOME GUY

TOOK IT UP THE BUTT
FROM A CONGA LINE.

YOU WHIPPED
UP THE BATTER

THAT EVENTUALLY BECAME
GUS IN A SEX CLUB?

IT'S DISGUSTING.
NOT LIKE LOOKING AT
PICTURES OF SOME TWAT

SPREAD HER LIPS
IN A CUM-STAINED
COPY OF "HUSTLER".

WHICH ONE
OF YOU SAID,

"HOLD THE MAYO"?

THAT WOULD BE
MR. MIRACLE WHIPPER.

HOW DID IT
GO? HUH?

DID YOU SHOOT
YOUR LOAD?
MOTHER!

BET IT WAS A
WHOPPER. HUH!

THE GRASSI SIDE
OF THE FAMILY

ARE ITALIAN
STALLIONS,
ALL OF 'EM.

UH-HUH. WELL, THIS
ONE DIDN'T PONY UP.

WHAT?

THANKS FOR AN-
NOUNCING THE
NEWS. WHILE
YOU'RE AT IT,

WHY DON'T YOU
GIVE US THE SPORTS
AND THE WEATHER?

WHAT HAPPENED,
HONEY?

TELL ME.

NOTHING HAPPENED.

FIRST OBLI-
GATION TO BEING
A FATHER, AND
I BLEW IT.

WELL, DON'T BE SO
HARD ON YOURSELF.

I WOULDN'T MEN-
TION "HARD-ON".

HONEY, A LOT OF
PEOPLE FREEZE UP
UNDER PRESSURE.

YOU KNOW, IT'S
CALLED PERFOR-
MANCE ANXIETY,

RIGHT, BRIAN?
NEVER HEARD OF IT.

IT'S NOTHING TO
BE ASHAMED OF.

I MEAN, WHO COULD
GET A STIFFIE

IN A STERILE
ENVIRONMENT
LIKE THAT ANYWAY?

WHY DON'T YOU
HAVE BEN PULL
IT FOR YOU,

YOU KNOW, WHILE
YOU HOLD THE CUP?

WOULD YOU
PLEASE STOP?

WHAT? WE'RE
TALKING
CLINICALLY.

WE'RE NOT
TALKING AT ALL!

FINE. HANDLE
IT YOURSELF.

HE ALREADY DID.

SHUT UP! YOU KNOW WHAT?

I DON'T KNOW WHY EVERY-
BODY IN PITTSBURGH

NEEDS TO KNOW
MY BUSINESS

AND FEEL FREE TO
COMMENT ON IT.
I'M GOING HOME,

TO WHACK OFF, AND
THAT'S THE LAST
ANYBODY NEEDS TO
HEAR ABOUT IT!

Man:
ANYBODY KNOW
WHERE HE LIVES?

Glen:
OUR FIRM REPRESENTS
SOME OF THE HOTTEST
YOUNG CONCERT ARTISTS

PERFORMING IN
THE BUSINESS.

SINGERS, DANCERS,
MUSICIANS.

SO YOU'RE WHAT,
AN AGENT?

TALENT REPRESENTATIVE.

WE ARRANGE FOR BOOKINGS,

RECORDING CONTRACTS,

TOURS, BOTH IN THE
STATES AND ABROAD.

TOURS?

ONCE PEOPLE KNOW
WHO YOU ARE,

THEY'RE GOING TO
WANT TO SEE AND
HEAR YOU PERFORM.

HOW ARE THEY GOING
TO KNOW THAT?

WELL, LEAVE
THAT UP TO US.

THAT'S OUR JOB.

SO, ARE YOU...

ARE YOU SAYING YOU
WANT TO REPRESENT ME?

THAT'S EXACTLY
WHAT I'M SAYING.

BUT WHY? WHY ME?

I DIDN'T EVEN WIN. I
WASN'T EVEN THE BEST.

HAVE YOU BEEN IN
A RECORD STORE
LATELY, ETHAN?

IN THE CLASSICAL
DEPARTMENT?

WELL, YEAH, I
MAKE MY OWN CDs.

I LIKE TO CHECK
OUT THE COMPETITION,

SEE WHAT JOSHUA BELL
IS UP TO.

OKAY, SO
YOU'VE NOTICED

IT'S STARTING TO
LOOK A LOT LIKE
THE ROCK DEPARTMENT.

THERE'S NO MORE
COVERS WITH SNOWY-
HAIRED GRANDFATHERS

PROPPED UP LIKE CORPSES
AT THEIR BABY GRANDS,

OR CLUTCHING
THEIR VIOLINS.

ARTISTS THESE
DAYS ARE YOUNG,

HIP, SEXY...

MUCH LIKE YOURSELF.

Justin:
SO IS THAT WHY
YOU'RE INTERESTED
IN HIM?

BECAUSE HE'S CUTE?

Glen:
I'M INTERESTED
IN HIM

BECAUSE HE'S AN EX-
TRAORDINARY TALENT.

ALL THE MORE
EXTRAORDINARY

BECAUSE HE'S A
TALENT I CAN SELL.

SO I'M A... SO
I'M A COMMODITY.

I CAN'T VERY
WELL SELL MOZART.

UNLIKE EMINEM, HE
HASN'T WRITTEN ANYTHING
NEW IN 300 YEARS.

Justin:
CAN YOU EXCUSE
ME FOR A MOMENT?

[ Whispering ]
HAVE TO PEE.

HE'S A
NICE KID.

YEAH.

HE'S AN
AMAZING ARTIST.

REALLY?

HE'S GOOD-
LOOKING TOO.

DON'T GET ANY IDEAS.

[ Chuckling ]

I LIKED MEETING HIM...

BUT IF YOU DECIDE
TO SIGN WITH ME,

I DON'T WANT TO
SEE HIM AGAIN.

WHAT?

AS FAR AS YOUR
PROFESSIONAL
CAREER IS
CONCERNED...

HE DOESN'T EXIST.

[ Mixed chatter ]

JUST AS I
EXPECTED,

PLENTY OF PRICEY
PREY SWIMMING
IN THESE WATERS.

PERISCOPE DEPTH.

FOCUS.

THAT'S BILL RANSON
OVER THERE.

Vance:
JERUSALEM STEEL.

THE REDHEAD
BESIDE HIM IS
THE GATEKEEPER.

GET BY HER,
YOU'RE IN.

DIANE OVERTON.
BLACK DRESS,
BY THE BAR.

CHECK.

CARNEGIE FOUNDATION.

LOTS OF GOOD
LEADS THROUGH HER.

AH, THE MAN OF
THE HOUR WHOM
EVERYONE'S...

HI.

...ANTED UP FIVE
THOU TO SHAKE
HANDS WITH,

JIM STOCKWELL.

HOW ARE YOU?
THANKS SO MUCH
FOR COMING.

YOU LISTENING?

I PAID A SHITLOAD
OF CASH TO GET
US IN HERE.

FOR WHICH I
AM ETERNALLY
GRATEFUL.

WHERE ARE
YOU GOING?

TO FIRE A TORPEDO, CAP'N.

Both:
[ Moaning ]

[ Flushing of toilet ]

SO YOU'RE RUNNING
FOR MAYOR.

THAT'S RIGHT.

HOW'S IT GOING?

VERY WELL,
THANKS.
REALLY?

BECAUSE WITH
ALL THIS MONEY
YOU'RE RAISING...

[ Clearing
of throat ]
YOU SHOULD BE
OUT IN FRONT,

BUT THE POLLS
SHOW YOU TRAILING
COUNCILMAN DEEKINS.

MY OPPONENT
IS AHEAD AT
THIS POINT,

BY THE NARROWEST
OF MARGINS.

HOWEVER, MY
ADVISORS HAVE
INFORMED ME

THAT WE'RE WELL
POSITIONED TO TAKE
OVER THE LEAD.

YOUR ADVISORS
ARE BLOWING SMOKE
UP YOUR ASS.

AND YOUR PRE-
PARED REMARKS

ARE AS STALE
AS THE CAMPAIGN
YOU'RE RUNNING.

THANK YOU FOR
YOUR OPINION,
MR... UH...

KINNEY.
BRIAN KINNEY.

IT'S ALWAYS HELP-
FUL HEARING FROM
ONE'S SUPPORTERS.

I'M NOT A
SUPPORTER.

I'M AN ADMAN,
TRYING TO DRUM
UP SOME BUSINESS

AMONG YOUR RICH AND
POWERFUL FRIENDS.

HUH.

AT LEAST
YOU'RE HONEST.

AND I FIGURE THE
BEST WAY TO GET
IN WITH THEM

IS TO GET
IN WITH YOU,

SO IF YOU EVER
GET TIRED

OF PISSING
AWAY YOUR
PALS' MILLIONS

ON AN AD CAMPAIGN
THAT HAS YOU
POSITIONED

EXACTLY WHERE
YOUR ADVISORS
WANT YOU TO BE...

GIVE ME A CALL.

Michael:
WHAT TIME
IS IT?

OH, IT'S 5:30.

IT'S SO EARLY.

YEAH, CLASS
IS AT 8:00.

COME BACK HERE.

JUST FOR
A MINUTE.

AH... HO-HO.

[ Clearing
of throat ]
I THOUGHT
WE COULD...

YEAH, I WANT
TO HIT THE GYM
BEFORE CLASS.
THERE'S TIME.

I WAS HOPING
YOU COULD HELP ME
MAKE A LITTLE...

CUP OF LOVE.

MAYBE LATER.

OH, COME ON.
YOU'RE SO HOT.

IT WON'T TAKE
ME VERY LONG.

IT'S IMPORTANT
THAT I GET IT
TO MEL AND LINZ

AS SOON
AS POSSIBLE.
WELL, IT'S
IMPORTANT TO ME

THAT I GET TO
THE GYM AS SOON
AS POSSIBLE.

OKAY, I
HAVE TO GO...

NOW.

[ Slamming of door ]

YOU HARDLY
SAID A WORD THE
ENTIRE FLIGHT...

OR LAST
NIGHT EVEN.

IF IT WAS ME,

I WOULD BE
RUNNING AROUND,
TELLING EVERYONE.

"MY BOYFRIEND'S
GOING TO
BE A STAR!"

Man:
GREAT.

HEY, COULD WE
GO TO THE DINER?

IF YOU'RE
NOT GOING
TO SHOW OFF,

YOU GOTTA LET ME
DO IT FOR YOU.

WAIT.

WHAT'S WRONG?

GLEN SAID IF
I SIGN WITH
HIM, I HAVE
TO BE STRAIGHT.

STRAIGHT?

I CAN'T BE
OUT. NOBODY CAN
KNOW I'M GAY.

ARE YOU KIDDING?

HE SAID IT WAS
A CONDITION OF
THE CONTRACT

THAT I COULDN'T
BE SEEN WITH
YOU IN PUBLIC,

OR ACKNOWLEDGE YOU.

WHA... THAT'S
TOTALLY FUCKED.

IT'S NONE OF
HIS BUSINESS,
SO WHAT DOES
IT HAVE TO DO

WITH PLAYING
THE VIOLIN?

ABSOLUTELY
NOTHING. IT'S
ALL ABOUT THE
ALBUM COVER,

HAVING SOME YOUNG
HOT STUD WITH
TUSSLED HAIR,

SHIRT UNBUTTONED
DOWN TO HERE,

STROKING
HIS VIOLIN.

BUT YOU'RE A
SERIOUS ARTIST.

YEAH WELL, IF
THAT'S ALL HE
CARED ABOUT,

HE'D BE TALKING
TO LING LIU.

YOU KNOW, ALL
GLEN AND THE
RECORD COMPANIES

CARE ABOUT IS
PURSE POWER.

ALL THOSE YOUNG
WOMEN WHO SPEND
BILLIONS A
YEAR ON CDs,

WHO PROBABLY THINK
PAGANINI IS A BRAND
OF FROZEN PIZZA,

WHO MIGHT NOT
BUY ETHAN GOLD'S
LATEST CD

IF THEY KNEW
HE WAS...

FUCK.

WELL, WHERE DOES
THIS LEAVE US?

TOGETHER. 'CAUSE
I'M NOT SIGNING.

ARE YOU SURE?

IT'S YOUR
BIG BREAK.

IT'S ALSO
MY TALENT,

MY HARD WORK...

MY LIFE, MY
DECISION...

AND MY BOYFRIEND.

Woman:
BRIAN, YOU WON'T
BELIEVE ...

ANY CALLS?
NO, BUT
YOU'LL...

WELL, DID BROWN'S
SEND THEIR PROOFS
BACK YET?
THEY CAME YESTERDAY,

BUT THE HELL WITH
BROWN'S. IT...

IT WON'T MATTER
WHEN I TELL
YOU WHO'S...

CHIEF STOCKWELL.
GOOD MORNING,
MR. KINNEY,

HOPE YOU DON'T
MIND MY DROPPING
BY UNANNOUNCED.

ACTUALLY, I WAS
EXPECTING YOU.

I WANTED MY ADVISORS,
NANCY HENDERSON AND
DOMINIC SCOLOTTO,

TO MEET YOU, AND
TO HEAR FIRSTHAND
WHAT YOU TOLD ME

IN THE MEN'S ROOM
THE OTHER NIGHT.

WHAT, TO MAKE
SURE YOU FLUSH?

OR THAT YOU'RE
PISSING AWAY THE MONEY

YOU'VE SPENT ON
YOUR AD CAMPAIGN.

WHICH AMOUNTS TO
THE SAME THING.

MR. KINNEY, DO
YOU MIND IF I ASK,

WHAT DO YOU KNOW
ABOUT RUNNING A
POLITICAL CAMPAIGN?

NOT A GODDAMN THING.

THEN WHAT THE HELL
ARE WE DOING HERE?

BECAUSE WHAT
KINNEY SAID
IS TRUE,

AND HE'S THE ONLY
ONE WHO'S HAD THE
BALLS TO SAY IT.

PLEASE CONTINUE.

WELL, LIKE I WAS
SAYING, I MAY NOT KNOW
ANYTHING ABOUT POLITICS,

BUT I DO KNOW
WHAT SELLS.

AND RIGHT NOW, YOU'VE
GOT A PRODUCT THAT
NO ONE'S BUYING.

YOU MAKE HIM
SOUND LIKE A BOX
OF CORN FLAKES.

WELL, THAT'S
EXACTLY WHAT
HE IS.

LUCKY FOR YOU,
SELLING CORN FLAKES
IS WHAT I DO BEST.

Nancy:
MR. KINNEY...

JIM STOCKWELL HAS
A 15-YEAR RECORD
OF FIGHTING CRIME.

AS CHIEF OF
POLICE, HE'S
DEFENDED NOT
ONLY OUR STREETS,

BUT OUR TRADITIONS,
OUR MORAL VALUES.

HIS MANDATE
TO SERVE IS
BASED UPON THAT
COMMITMENT.

WOULD YOU MIND SPARING
ME THE BULLSHIT RHETORIC?

WE ALL KNOW YOU
LOVE YOUR FAMILY,

YOUR FLAG, YOUR MOTHER,

BUT IT'S NOT GOING
TO GET YOU ARRESTED.

OR IN THIS
CASE, ELECTED.
WHAT WILL?

SOMETHING THAT
WILL MAKE THE
CONSUMER WANT TO
BUY YOUR BRAND

RATHER THAN
THE COMPETITION.

SOMETHING THAT
WILL ATTRACT
THEIR ATTENTION

FOR MORE THAN
15 MINUTES.

SOMETHING THAT
WILL MAKE YOU POP.

♪ COME ON TO MY HOUSE
MY HOUSE ♪

♪ I'M GONNA
GIVE YOU CANDY ♪

♪ COME ON TO MY HOUSE
MY HOUSE ♪

♪ I'M GONNA GIVE
YOU APPLE PLUM ♪

♪ AND APRICOT TOO AH... ♪

Jennifer:
THIS ONE'S A STEAL.

BRAND NEW. NEVER
BEEN OCCUPIED.

THE BUILDER WENT
BANKRUPT, SO...

I'M SURE YOU COULD
GET IT FOR A SONG.

WELL, I'M ENJOYING
THE MUSIC.

I SAY WE
GO FOR IT.

HOW ABOUT YOU,
EM? DON'T YOU
LOVE IT?

WELL, LOVE'S A...
VERY STRONG WORD.

WELL, WHAT'S
WRONG WITH IT?

WELL, IT'S
NOT EXACTLY MY
DREAM HOUSE.

OF COURSE, UH,
YOU HAVE TO
PICTURE IT

WITH YOUR
POSSESSIONS,

YOUR FURNITURE,
PRINTS ON
THE WALL...

RIGHT, USE A
LITTLE IMAGINATION.

OH, I-I AM.

AND, UM... AND
WITH A LITTLE
IMAGINATION,

I'M PICTURING...

A PLACE LIKE THIS.

THIS WAS BUILT
IN THE '40s.

BATHROOMS
AND KITCHEN,
ALL ORIGINAL.

AND DON'T YOU
JUST ADORE

THE LITTLE
PICKET FENCE
OUT FRONT

WITH THE
ROSEBUSHES?
YEAH...

IT'S GOT SUCH, UM...
SUCH CHARACTER.

YEAH, IT'S
GOT CHARACTER,
ALL RIGHT.

YOU'D HAVE TO BE
ONE TO LIVE HERE.

I DON'T SEE ANY-
THING THE MATTER.
IT NEEDS
NEW PLUMBING,

NEW WIRING, A NEW ROOF.

I MEAN, DO YOU HAVE ANY
IDEA WHAT IT WOULD COST

TO RENOVATE
THIS PLACE?

IT COULD USE A
LITTLE UPDATING.

WHAT IT COULD USE
IS A WRECKING BALL.

I SAY WE GO
WITH THIS ONE.

IT'S IN MOVE-
IN CONDITION.

IT'S SO... COLD.
CONTEMPORARY.

DEVOID OF
PERSONALITY.
FULL OF
POSSIBILITIES.

A BARGAIN.
A WISE
INVESTMENT.

I SAY WE GO
WITH THIS ONE.

IT'S DECREPIT.
LIVED-IN.

RUN-DOWN.
CHARMING.

CLAUSTROPHOBIC.
COSY.

[ Sigh ]

WHAT DO YOU
THINK, JENNIFER?

YEAH, JENNIFER,
WHAT DO YOU THINK?

I THINK...

THAT I'LL JUST LET
YOU GUYS TALK IT OVER.

♪ COME ON TO MY HOUSE ♪

[ Chiming of bell ]

[ Mixed chatter ]

HERE YOU
GO, GIRLS.

TWO PINK PLATE
SPECIALS.

OH, WHAT'S
ALL THIS?

WE ONLY ORDERED
A TUNA MELT...
TO SHARE.

OH, I MUSTA
GOTTEN THE
ORDER WRONG.

YOU NEVER GET
THE ORDER WRONG.

[ Whispering ]
SHH. WE'RE
FAMILY NOW.

[ Giggles ]

WE MAY NOT BE
FAMILY FOR LONG

UNLESS MICHAEL
COMES THROUGH.

'SCUSE ME?

DID I JUST
HEAR...

MY BELOVED SON'S
NAME MENTIONED?

MELANIE WAS
JUST SAYING...

WHAT WERE YOU
SAYING, MEL?

WE... W-WE'RE
IN A BIT OF
A TIME CRUNCH.

THERE'S NO NEED
TO WORRY. MICHAEL
CAN DO THIS.

HE'S A RED-
BLOODED ALL-
AMERICAN GAY BOY,

WHICH MEANS HE HAS
A WHACK-ATTACK,

OH, THREE, FOUR
TIMES A DAY.

WELL, THEN HE
BETTER START
WHACKING.

WE ONLY HAVE A
THREE-DAY WINDOW
OF OPPORTUNITY.

Brian:
SPEAKING
OF WINDOWS,

DO YOU MIND
IF I PUT THIS
UP IN YOURS?

WHAT THE FUCK
ARE YOU DOING
WITH THAT?

SAY HEY TO MY
NEW ACCOUNT.

THAT FASCIST PIG?

OH, IT'S LIKE
"WOODSTOCK REMEMBERED".

I'LL HAVE A REGULAR
COFFEE TO GO.

Lindsay:
JESUS, BRIAN,
YOU KNOW HOW
STOCKWELL

FEELS ABOUT
GAY PEOPLE.

HOW COULD YOU
SELL YOUR SOUL
TO THE DEVIL?

I HAVEN'T SOLD MY SOUL,

I'M JUST BILLING FOR
TIME AND EXPENSES.

WELL, ANY-
THING YOU DO

TO HELP HIM
GET ELECTED
IS HURTING US.

HERE'S YOUR ORDER,
PIPING HOT.

SCALD YOURSELF.

THANKS FOR
THE TIP, DEB.

EXCUSE ME IF I
DON'T LEAVE YOU ONE.

WELL, AT LEAST
THERE'S SOMEONE
IN THIS WORLD

LEFT WITH A
LITTLE INTEGRITY.

ETHAN WAS OFFERED
A CONTRACT WITH
A BIG AGENT,

AND HE TURNED
IT DOWN

'CAUSE THEY WANTED
SUNSHINE HERE OUT
OF THE PICTURE.

Melanie:
MMM!

ETHAN
DID THAT?

IT WOULD'VE
MEANT CONCERT
DATES,

EVEN A
RECORD DEAL.

SO NOW HE'S
BACK ON THE
STREET, PLAYING
FOR PEANUTS?

SOMEONE SHOULD TELL
HIM THERE'S NOTHING
NOBLE ABOUT BEING POOR.

[ Slurp ]
MMM...

OW! FUCK!

OOPS.

Various:
[ Moaning ]

Michael:
JERKING OFF
USED TO BE FUN.

IT WAS... IT
WAS SOMETHING TO
LOOK FORWARD TO

AND NOW IT'S...
NOW IT'S THIS
OBLIGATION.

YOU KNOW, THERE...
THERE'S THIS...

BIG TIME CLOCK
HANGING OVER MY HEAD

AND PEOPLE ARE EX-
PECTING ME TO PERFORM

AND IT'S FUCKING
HARD WORK.

HOW THE HELL ARE
YOU SUPPOSED TO
COME ON DEMAND?

Man:
[ Moan of ecstasy ]

TRUST ME, IT
CAN BE DONE.

LOOK, YOU'RE MAKING
TOO MUCH OUT OF THIS.

YOU'RE CREATING
A MENTAL BLOCK.

YOU JUST... YOU
NEED TO RELAX,
EASE INTO IT.

GET BEN TO GIVE
YOU A HAND.

I TRIED THIS MORNING,

BUT HE PRACTICALLY
BIT MY HEAD OFF.

[ Opening/closing
of door ]

HERE YOU GO.

THANKS.

WHO'S THAT?

THAT'S MY NEW
SUPER-JERKER.

I HAVE YOU TO THANK.

IT'S "RAGING HARD-ON".

HE LOOKS GREAT
ON-SCREEN.

AH, MOVE A LITTLE
TO THE LEFT.

THAT'S IT.

ALL RIGHT, NOW LET'S
SEE YOU UNLEASH
THOSE SUPERPOWERS.

[ Chuckling ]

ANYWAY, AS I WAS
SAYING, YEAH, YOU
JUST NEED TO RELAX.

STOP FRETTING,
'CAUSE YOU'LL
SEE A HOT GUY,

YOU'LL GET
TURNED ON, YOU...
[ Moaning ]

MICHAEL?

TEDDY?

YEAH?

DO YOU HAVE
A CUP?

A CUP?

A CUP. UH...

YEAH, A CUP, UH...

OH, A CUP. A CUP.

♪ THIS THING CALLED LOVE ♪

♪ I JUST CAN'T
HANDLE IT ♪

♪ THIS THING CALLED LOVE ♪

♪ I MUST GET
RID OF IT ♪

♪ I AIN'T READY ♪

♪ CRAZY LITTLE
THING CALLED LOVE ♪

♪ CRAZY LITTLE
THING CALLED LOVE ♪

♪ CRAZY LITTLE
THING CALLED LOVE ♪

♪ CRAZY LITTLE
THING... ♪

TA DA!

SUCCESS!
AT LAST!

I ALMOST DIDN'T
MAKE IT.

SOME IDIOT
IN A PICK-UP
ALMOST HIT ME.
THANKS, SWEETIE.

HONEY!

SURE, LINZ.

NO PROBLEM. GOOD LUCK.

[ Panting ]

GOT IT!

MICHAEL'S SPERM.

OH, THERE'S
A... LOT OF IT.

WE KNEW HE
WAS GENEROUS.

NOW, QUICK, GET
YOUR LEGS UP.

MEL, THIS ISN'T THE
IMMACULATE CONCEPTION.

YOU'RE GOING TO HAVE TO
TAKE OFF YOUR PANTIES.

OH, RIGHT!

[ Sigh ]

JUST THINK.

WE'RE MAKING A BABY.

A LIFE.

OKAY, NOW SPREAD
YOUR LEGS.

WAIT, WAIT-
WAIT-WAIT.

WE NEED TO EXPERI-
ENCE THIS MOMENT.

SWEETIE...

I LOVE YOU.

I LOVE YOU TOO.

OKAY?

YOU READY?

YEAH.

[ Violin ♪♪♪ ]

Michael:
AFTER WHAT I'VE
BEEN THROUGH,

I COULD USE A
NIGHT OF BABYLON

TO TAKE MY MIND
OFF OF PUSSY.

[ Chuckling ]
WHO TOLD YOU TO
THINK ABOUT IT?

I COULDN'T HELP
IT, YOU KNOW?

KNOWING I WAS
SENDING MY
LITTLE SOLDIERS
OFF TO DO BATTLE.

I'M SURE THEY
KNEW IT WAS FOR
THE GREATER GOOD.

I WONDER IF
IT WORKED.

THE OLD TURKEY
BASTER'S PUT MORE
THAN ONE BIRD
IN THE OVEN.

AH, FUCK. I'LL
MEET YOU THERE.
OKAY.

[ Violin ♪♪♪ ]

Ethan:
KEEP YOUR MONEY,
I DON'T NEED IT.

THAT'S NOT
WHAT I HEARD.

YOU'RE STILL
WORKING THE
STREETS LIKE
ANY OTHER WHORE.

I'M NOT A WHORE.

NO, YOU'RE RIGHT.

THEY PEDDLE THEIR ASSES,

YOU'RE SELLING
YOUR MUSIC,

YOUR... FORGIVE THE
EXPRESSION, SOUL.

AND WHAT THE FUCK
WOULD YOU KNOW ABOUT,

FORGIVE THE
EXPRESSION, SOUL?

I KNOW THAT YOU
MUST'VE WORKED EVERY
DAY OF YOUR LIFE

SINCE YOU WERE A KID...

PLAYING IT TILL YOUR
FINGERS WERE NUMB.

POURING YOUR
HEART INTO EVERY
MEASURE TO MAKE
IT PERFECT.

SO THAT ONE DAY YOU
WOULD BE A GREAT ARTIST.

BUT...

WHO'S GOING TO
HEAR YOU NOW?

WHY DO YOU
GIVE A SHIT?

BECAUSE YOU DE-
SERVE TO BE HEARD.

THEY WANTED ME
TO SELL OUT.

YOU SHOULD DO IT.

SO YOU CAN GET
JUSTIN BACK?

[ Chuckling ]
I DON'T WANT HIM.

I JUST HATE
TO SEE SOMEONE
HOLDING ONTO
THEIR INTEGRITY

FOR NO GOOD
REASON.

I'D EXPECT YOU
TO SAY SOMETHING
LIKE THAT.

YOU PROBABLY
WOULDA PLAYED FOR
THE NAZIS TOO.

IF IT HAD KEPT
ME ALIVE FOR
ONE MORE DAY,

YOU'RE GODDAMN
FUCKING RIGHT
I WOULD.

ALL THEY'RE ASKING
IS FOR YOU TO
PLAY THEIR GAME.

IF YOU'RE SMART,
YOU'LL FIGURE
OUT A WAY

TO PLAY IT TO
YOUR ADVANTAGE.

I'D RATHER WORK
THE STREET,
THANK YOU.

THAT'S YOUR CALL.

BUT THERE'S
NOTHING NOBLE
ABOUT BEING POOR.

♪ COME ON, BARBIE,
LET'S GO PARTY ♪

♪ I'M A BARBIE GIRL
IN THE BARBIE WORLD ♪

♪ LIFE IN PLASTIC ♪

♪ IT'S FANTASTIC ♪

♪ YOU CAN BRUSH
MY HAIR ♪

♪ UNDRESS ME EVERYWHERE ♪

♪ IMAGINATION, LIFE
IS YOUR CREATION ♪

♪ I'M A BLONDE
SINGLE GIRL ♪

♪ IN THE FANTASY WORLD ♪

♪ DRESS ME UP
MAKE THE TIME ♪

♪ I'M YOUR DOLLIE ♪

♪ YOU'RE MY DOLL
ROCK AND ROLL ♪

♪ FEEL THE
GLAMOUR AND PAIN ♪

♪ KISS ME HERE
TOUCH ME THERE ♪

♪ HANKY-PANKY ♪

♪ YOU CAN TOUCH
YOU CAN PLAY ♪

♪ IF YOU SAY I'M ALWAYS
YOURS OOOH WHOA ♪

♪ I'M A BARBIE GIRL... ♪

THE ONE I LIKE
IS IN MOVE-IN
CONDITION,

A PERFECT SPACE AT
A PERFECT PRICE.

AND THE ONE I LIKE
HAS THE SWEETEST,
LITTLE KITCHEN

WITH A BREAKFAST
NOOK, AND A
BACK ROOM...

A BACK ROOM?

THAT WE CAN CON-
VERT INTO A DEN...

TURN IT INTO A FULLY-
EQUIPPED DUNGEON

YOU CAN SELL TO
SOME LEATHER QUEEN

FOR TWICE WHAT
YOU PAID FOR IT.

LOOK, EM, I
KNOW YOU LOVE
THAT HOUSE.

IT'S THE HOUSE
OF YOUR DREAMS,

BUT DREAMS
AREN'T PRACTICAL.

NOW, I HAPPEN
TO KNOW ABOUT
PROPERTY VALUES

AND INVESTMENT
POSSIBILITIES,

AND I'M
TELLING YOU...
A-A-ALL RIGHT.

ALL RIGHT, TEDDY,
YOU KNOW WHAT?

IF IT WILL
MAKE YOU HAPPY,

BEING "PRACTICAL",

WE WILL GO WITH THE
HOUSE THAT YOU LIKE.

O-OKAY? IT...
IT-IT-IT-IT'S...
IT'S FINE.

NOW CAN WE
PLEASE, PLEASE,

TALK ABOUT SOME-
THING MORE PLEASANT?

ISN'T THAT THE
SECOND ONE THAT'S
O.D.ed TONIGHT?

MUST BE A
BAD BATCH.

OR SOME DUMB KID
WHO SHOULD KNOW
NOT TO TAKE CANDY
FROM STRANGERS.

IT NEVER CHANGES.

SOMEBODY DROPS.
WE DON'T KNOW
IF THEY'RE DEAD
OR ALIVE,

AND NOBODY MISSES A BEAT.

THE THUMPA-
THUMPA GOES ON.

SO WHO WANTS
ANOTHER COSMO?

HEY, BABY.

WHAT ARE YOU
DOING HERE?
I THOUGHT YOU
WERE AT THE GYM.

I WAS MISSING YOU.

YOU STILL
LOVE ME?

MMM, SO
HOW ABOUT...

WE FIND A DARK,
SECLUDED CORNER

WHERE I CAN
KISS YOU AND
SUCK YOU AND...
I'D LOVE TO,

BUT I-I PROMISED
MEL AND LINZ

I'D BRING THEM
ANOTHER LOAD.
JESUS CHRIST!

SINCE WHEN DO THESE
THESE FUCKING LESBIANS

CONTROL
OUR LIFE?

IT'S ONLY FOR A
COUPLE MORE DAYS.

FORGET IT.

WHAT THE HELL IS
THE MATTER WITH YOU?

EVERYTHING SEEMS
TO PISS YOU OFF
THESE DAYS,

ESPECIALLY ME.

♪ LET'S GO PARTY ♪
♪ OOOH OOOH ♪

♪ COME ON BARBIE
LET'S GO PARTY ♪

♪ AH AH AH YEAH ♪

♪ COME ON BARBIE
LET'S GO PARTY ♪

♪ OOOH OOOH ♪

♪ COME ON BARBIE
LET'S GO PARTY ♪
♪ AH AH ♪

Vance:
DO YOU HAVE ANY IDEA

THE DOORS
THAT WOULD
OPEN FOR US

IF STOCKWELL
WERE ELECTED?

HIS CORPORATE
BACKERS WOULD
BE HURLING THEM-
SELVES AT US

TO HANDLE
THEIR ACCOUNTS.

IT COULD BE
THE CRITICAL
MASS WE NEED

TO LAUNCH THE
NEW YORK OFFICE.

IF HE WINS,
AND...

IF HE
COMES BACK.

YOUR FAVOURITE
CLIENT IS IN
THERE, WAITING
FOR YOU.

HMM, THANKS
FOR THE HEADS
UP, CYNTHIA.

COULDN'T HE
CALL FIRST?

HE DOESN'T
HAVE TO.

MORNING, JIM.

GOOD MORNING.

I'D LIKE
YOU TO MEET
GARDNER VANCE.

HE'S MY PARTNER
IN THE FIRM.

NICE TO
MEET YOU.

PLEASURE HAVING
YOU WITH US.

SO WHAT CAN
WE DO FOR YOU?

I BELIEVE I'VE
FOUND SOMETHING

THAT'LL
MAKE ME POP.

WHAT'S ALL THIS?

A CELEBRATION.

THAT STUFF'S
NOT CHEAP.

COST ME MY ENTIRE
DAY'S WAGES,

BUT YOU ARE
WORTH IT.

SO, WHAT'RE
WE CELEBRATING?

YOU AND
ME, BEING
TOGETHER...

I'LL DRINK
TO THAT.

NO MATTER
WHAT HAPPENS?

WHY WOULD ANY-
THING HAPPEN?

I'VE BEEN
THINKING ABOUT
SIGNING THE DEAL.

WHAT MADE YOU
CHANGE YOUR MIND?

I CAN'T PLAY
ON THE STREET
FOREVER.

NO ONE EXPECTS
YOU TO.

BUT THIS GUY...

WANTS YOU TO DENY
WHO YOU ARE...

TO DENY US.

THERE'S NOTHING
NOBLE ABOUT
BEING POOR.

WHERE'D YOU
HEAR THAT?

SO WHEN
YOU'RE SAYING

THAT WE'LL BE
TOGETHER NO
MATTER WHAT,

HOW EXACTLY
ARE WE SUPPOSED
TO DO THAT?

WE'LL MAKE IT
AN ADVENTURE.

SECRET RENDEZVOUS,
TORRID ENCOUNTERS.

I CAME OUT OF
THE CLOSET ONCE,

I'M NOT GOING
BACK IN.

I'M NOT ASKING
YOU TO.

ALL I'M SAYING
IS PEOPLE DON'T
NEED TO KNOW
WHO WE ARE...

OR WHAT WE MEAN
TO EACH OTHER.

ALL THAT MATTERS
IS THAT WE KNOW.

WHEN I WAS
GROWING UP BACK
IN HAZELHURST,

MY FAMILY WAS
SO POOR THAT
ONE YEAR,

WE ALL HAD TO
LIVE IN A TENT.

THAT IS POOR.

TRAILER TRASH
WOULD'VE BEEN A
STEP UP FOR US.

AND AS FOR
HAVING OUR
OWN HOUSE,

GOD, THAT WAS
BEYOND EVEN MY
WILDEST DREAMS.

WELL, NOW YOU'RE
FINALLY GOING
TO HAVE ONE.
MMM.

EVEN IF IT'S
NOT THAT SWEET
LITTLE COTTAGE.

MMM, MICHAEL,
YOU SHOULD'VE
SEEN IT.

IT WAS SO WARM,
SO WELCOMING.

YOU... YOU WALK
THROUGH THE FRONT
DOOR, AND...

WELL, YOU
KNOW WHAT?

I'M NOT GOING TO
THINK ABOUT IT.

I AM GONNA COUNT
MY BLESSINGS

AND BE GRATEFUL
FOR WHAT I'VE GOT:

A GOOD DEAL...

A SMART
INVESTMENT...

AND SOMEHOW
I'LL LEARN
TO LOVE IT.

Ted:
HEY!
HEY.

MMM, THEY ACCEPTED
OUR OFFER.

CONGRATULATIONS,
YOU GUYS ARE
HOMEOWNERS.

HOW EXCITING!
THERE'S NOTHING
LIKE OWNING

THE ROOF OVER
YOUR HEAD.
EVEN WHEN
IT LEAKS.

[ Chuckle ]
AND HAVING YOUR
OWN BACKYARD.

EVEN THOUGH YOU
HAVE TO KEEP
RESEEDING IT

'CAUSE THE
GODDAMN CRAB-
GRASS KILLS
EVERYTHING.

OR KNOWING THAT
IF THE COLD,

COLD WORLD TREATS
YOU LIKE SHIT,

IT'S STILL YOURS
TO KEEP YOU WARM.

EVEN IF THE
FUCKING FURNACE
KEEPS BREAKING DOWN.

VIC!

I'M SURE
YOU'LL BE VERY
HAPPY THERE.

I KNOW IT.

OH, GOD. LOOK
AT THESE GORGEOUS
ROSEBUSHES.

AND THAT CUTE
LITTLE PICKET FENCE.

NO-NO.
NO-NO-NO.

THOSE...
THOSE ARE THE
WRONG PICTURES.

THAT'S ANOTHER
HOUSE.

NO, THOSE ARE THE
CORRECT PICTURES.

NO...
THAT'S...

OUR NEW HOUSE.

JENNIFER WAS
BRILLIANT.

SHE GOT THEM
TO KNOCK THE
PRICE DOWN.

BUT, LOOK, EVEN
IF SHE HADN'T...

I WANTED YOU TO
BE HAPPY. SO...

TEDDY...

OH MY GOD.

WE BOUGHT A HOUSE!

WE BOUGHT A HOUSE!

Man: [ On television ]
... AFTERMATH OF
THREE DRUG OVER-
DOSES AT BABYLON.

Vic:
LOOK. SHH, SHH.

LAST NIGHT'S UNFORTUNATE
AND TRAGIC INCIDENT

HAS REAFFIRMED MY
COMMITMENT TO PUT AN END

TO THE CORRUPTION
AND DRUG USE

THAT PLAGUE CERTAIN
PARTS OF OUR CITY.

WHY DOESN'T
HE JUST SAY
LIBERTY AVENUE?

AS MAYOR, I WILL
INTENSIFY MY FIGHT

TO TAKE BACK
THE STREETS...

SINCE WHEN
ARE THEY HIS?

Jim:
TO PROTECT OUR KIDS,

TO MAKE PITTSBURGH
FAMILY FRIENDLY.

"FAMILY"? WHAT
THE FUCK ARE WE?

FUCK OFF.

I'M BUSY.

FUCK OFF.

YOU SHOULD TAKE
A NUMBER, LIKE
EVERYONE ELSE.

AND YOU
SHOULD KEEP
YOUR BIG FUCKING
MOUTH SHUT.

I WASN'T THE
ONE GIVING
THE BLOW JOB.

WHAT DID YOU TELL ETHAN?

THE TRUTH.

"THERE'S NOTHING NOBLE
ABOUT BEING POOR"?

OH, HE ACTUALLY
LISTENED.

HE MORE THAN
LISTENED. HE
SIGNED THE PAPERS.

GOOD FOR HIM.

WHAT? THAT
HE SOLD OUT?

MAYBE HIS
RECORDINGS'LL
DO THE SAME,

ALTHOUGH PERSON-
ALLY, I COULD
NEVER REALLY STAND
VIOLIN MUSIC.

SOUNDS LIKE
SOMEONE TOR-
TURING A CAT.

WHAT ABOUT ME?

WHAT ABOUT YOU?

YOU EXPECT HIM
TO SACRIFICE
HIS CAREER

FOR A PIECE OF
BLONDE BOY ASS?

IS THAT YOUR
IDEA OF TRUE
LOVE, SUNSHINE?

♪ IT'S ALL YOU
EVER NEEDED ♪

♪ YOU ARE ♪

♪ YOU ARE ♪

♪ YOU ARE ♪

♪ YOU ARE ♪

♪ HERE'S TO YOU ♪

♪ IT SHOULD BE YOU ♪

♪ IT COULD BE YOU ♪

♪ IT'S ALL THAT
YOU EVER WANTED ♪

♪ IT HAS TO BE
IT'S GOT TO BE ♪

♪ IT'S ALL YOU EVER NEEDED ♪

♪ YOU ARE ♪

♪ YOU ARE ♪

♪ YOU ARE ♪

♪ YOU ARE ♪

♪ YOU ARE ♪

♪ YOU ARE ♪

♪ YOU ARE ♪

♪ YOU ARE ♪

♪ YOU ARE... ♪

MOO!

♪ YOU ARE ♪

♪ YOU ARE ♪