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ONE, TWO, THREE,
FOUR, FIVE, SIX.

SHAKE IT, DUDE.

[ Stopping of dryer ]

[ Sliding of coins ]

[ Shudder
of disgust ]

I LOST A SOCK AND
A PAIR OF SHORTS,

BUT THE FUCK IF I'M
GOING BACK DOWN THERE
WITH THE CRYPT-MASTER.

BEN?
UH, YEAH?

I... I SAID THERE
WAS THIS GUY DOWN
THERE. THIS...

THIS IN... CREDIBLY
HOT GUY. AND I WAS...

I WAS BENDING OVER
TO GET MY LAUNDRY
OUT OF THE DRYER,

AND... AND HE RIPPED
OFF MY PANTS

AND HE FUCKED THE
SHIT OUT OF ME.
[ Groan ]

UH-HUH?

[ Grunt ]
HEY, HEY,
WHAT... WHAT
ARE YOU DOING?

I'M READING THE
NEWSPAPER AND
I'M NEAR-SIGHTED

SO I... OH, THE
CLASSIFIEDS. OH...

YEAH, I'M
LOOKING FOR
AN APARTMENT,
MICHAEL.

UH... YOU
ALREADY HAVE
AN APARTMENT,

COMPLETE WITH
APPLIANCES AND
HARDWOOD FLOORS,

AND A BUILT-IN
BOYFRIEND...
YEAH, I
TOLD YOU,

I-I THINK IT'S
BEST IF I HAVE
MY OWN PLACE.
YEAH.

AND I THINK
IT'S BEST...

THAT YOU STAY.

HMM...

ARE YOU SURE
YOU WOULDN'T
RATHER BE OUT
WITH BRIAN?

WELL, I HAVE
TO ADMIT, IT
IS TEMPTING.

BUT THEN, I
WOULD MISS OUT

ON ALL THE
PRE-SOAKING,
[ Scoffing ]

AND SPIN-DRYING,
AND NOT TO
MENTION,

HAVING THE
HOTTEST MAN
IN PITTSBURGH

TO HELP ME
FLUFF 'N' FOLD.

[ Sigh ]

Brian:
HELP YOU WITH THE
CENTER CARNIVAL?

ARE YOU
OUT OF YOUR
FUCKING MIND?

I LIKE TO
THINK NOT. HUH.

AFTER THE WAY
THEY SCREWED ME,

THE ONLY THING I'D LIKE
TO HELP THE CENTER DO
IS SELF-DESTRUCT.

WELL, THAT'S
EXACTLY WHAT
MIGHT HAPPEN

IF WE DON'T
BOOST OUR
CORPORATE
SPONSORSHIP

AND RAISE
A COUPLE
100,000.

IT'S NOT MY PROBLEM.

[ Clearing
of throat ]
AH...

ANYONE ELSE IN THERE I
SHOULD KNOW ABOUT? HUH.

UH, HOPEFULLY
NOT BEFORE I DO.

LOOK, IT MAY NOT
BE YOUR PROBLEM.

BUT IT'D
BE A VERY
BIG PROBLEM

FOR A LOT OF
MEMBERS OF
OUR COMMUNITY

IF WE HAD TO
CUT ON AIDS
HOSPICE CARE

OR THE HOMELESS
TEEN SHELTER.

ALL I'M ASKING

IS FOR YOU TO VOLUNTEER
A FEW HOURS OF YOUR TIME

TO HELP ORGANIZE
THIS FUNDRAISER.

MAYBE CALL A FEW
OF YOUR CLIENTS

AND SEE IF THEY'D BE
WILLING TO CONTRIBUTE.

OH, I-I DON'T DO
VOLUNTEER WORK.

OH, THANKS A LOT, BRIAN.

HOPE I DIDN'T KEEP YOU

FROM ATTENDING
TO MORE IMPOR-
TANT THINGS.

HOWEVER, THE CENTER
AND I MAY BE ABLE TO
COME TO SOME MORE...

AMENABLE... AGREEMENT ?

THERE IS NO WAY
WE'RE WORKING
WITH HIM.

IT'S OUT OF
THE QUESTION.

I UNDERSTAND YOUR
RELUCTANCE TO
GET INVOLVED.

HOWEVER, IF HE'S
WILLING TO PUT PAST
HOSTILITIES ASIDE,

I SAY WE SHOULD
DO THE SAME.

JUST WHAT
EXACTLY

IS MR. KINNEY
OFFERING TO DO?

ORGANIZE THE EVENT,
BRING IN CORPORATE
SPONSORSHIP...

I SAY WE'RE
DOING FINE
WITHOUT HIM.

IF YOU CALL
SELLING 40 TICKETS
"DOING FINE".

BRIAN'S
PUT TOGETHER
A PROPOSAL

TO GIVE THE
CARNIVAL A BIT
MORE EDGE. OOPS.

Tannis:
EDGE?

HE'S ALSO
CONTACTED A
FEW OF HIS
CLIENTS.

AND THEY'VE
AGREED TO
SPONSOR
THE EVENT,

AND MATCH ANY
FUNDS WE RAISE
UP TO $100,000.

PLEASE EXTEND
TO MR. KINNEY

THE CENTER'S
GRATITUDE

FOR VOLUNTEER-
ING HIS TIME
AND EFFORT.

[ Excited
giggle ]

WELL, HE'S...

NOT EXACTLY
VOLUNTEERING.

HE WANTS 20% OFF THE TOP.

HE EXPECTS US
TO PAY HIM? FOR
FUNDRAISING?

Tannis:
IS HE KIDDING?
WELL, HIS FEELING IS,

"WOULD YOU RATHER
HAVE 100% OF NOTHING,

OR 80% OF MORE
THAN YOU EVER
FUCKING DREAMED OF?"

♪ IT'S TIME TO
TAKE CONTROL AGAIN ♪

♪ AND BE THE ONLY ONE... ♪

HMMM.

SO WHAT DO
YOU THINK?

CAN I BUY IT?

$30,000?

THAT'S A LOT
OF MONEY FOR
AN OLD CAR.

IT'S NOT OLD,
IT'S A CLASSIC.

SO HOW DO
YOU PLAN ON
PAYING FOR IT?

A LITTLE EXTRA
CASH JUST FELL
IN MY LAP.

WELL, THAT'S A
SIZEABLE CHUNK
OF CHANGE

FOR BOYFRIEND
REPLACEMENT
THERAPY.

I DON'T HAVE
A BOYFRIEND.

I'VE NEVER HAD
A BOYFRIEND.
RIGHT.

THEN IT MUST
BE A MID-LIFE
CRISIS.

I'M ONLY 30.
...1.

AND SINCE I PLAN
ON BEING DEAD BY
THE TIME I'M 39,

IT'S ONE
ANNOYANCE I
WON'T HAVE
TO DEAL WITH.

YEAH. I'LL BE
SURE TO REMIND
YOU OF THAT

ON YOUR 60th
BIRTHDAY.

COME ON,
MIKEY. IF WE
LEAVE NOW,

WE CAN BE IN
NEW YORK BY
MIDNIGHT.

NO FUCKING WAY.

BEN NEARLY
MOVED OUT
BECAUSE OF YOU.

[ Slamming of door ]

[ Revving of engine ]
[ Squealing of tires ]

Man:
JEAN, YOUR
ORDER'S UP.

Jean:
OKAY.

IS THAT LOOK
OF LONGING...

FOR ME OR THE
COCONUT CREAM?

HUH. NOW WOULDN'T
YOU LIKE TO KNOW?

[ Chuckle ]
WANT THE LAST BITE?

HELL, NO.

I'M ALMOST AT
THE POINT WHERE I
ACTUALLY HAVE A WAIST.

OR HAVEN'T YOU NOTICED?

OH, I'VE NOTICED.

AND?

AND IT'S LOOKIN' GOOD.

REAL GOOD.

Man:
COME ON, DEB,

[ Ringing of
service bell ]

UM...

ORDER'S UP.

UH, SEE YOU FRIDAY?
YEAH.

I'LL RESERVE A LANE.
WHAT DO
YOU SAY...

WE SKIP THE
BOWLING THIS WEEK?

MAYBE HAVE A
LITTLE DINNER?

FRIDAY IS, UH,
THREE GRAMS OF FISH

AND FOUR OUNCES
OF STEAMED KALE.

MMM! MY FAVOURITE.

[ Chuckling ]

AFTERWARDS WE
CAN WATCH TV.

YEAH, WELL
THE... THE, UH...

THE SET DOWNSTAIRS IS
STILL ON THE FRITZ.

THE ONLY ONE
THAT'S WORKING

IS THE ONE IN MY BEDROOM.

I KNOW.

Both:
[ Chuckling ]

Debbie:
THERE YOU GO.
OOH, FOOD.

SO, DEB...

WHAT'S IT LIKE,
DOING IT WITH A COP?

Emmett:
[ Chuckle ]
DOES HE...

CONDUCT A STRIP SEARCH?

HANDCUFF YOU TO THE BED?

WORK YOU OVER
TILL YOU SING?

DO YOU KNOW WHAT
M.Y.O.B. STANDS FOR?

MIND YOUR OWN
FUCKING BUSINESS.

SHOULDN'T
THERE BE AN
'F' IN THERE?

HMM.

Debbie:
HI, I'LL
BE RIGHT
WITH YOU...

[ Snapping of fingers ]

I HAVE A PROPOSITION.

A BUSINESS
PROPOSITION.

WHAT'D YOU
HAVE IN MIND?
A POSTER.

SOMETHING HOT
AND BRILLIANT,

AND SOMETHING
BY... TOMORROW?

[ Sighing ]

I WOULDN'T
ASK YOU IF I
DIDN'T THINK
YOU COULD DO IT.

OR IF YOU WEREN'T
DESPERATE.

YEAH, THAT TOO.

WHAT'S IT FOR?

IT'S FOR THE
CENTER CARNIVAL.

YOU FUCKING
HATE THE
CENTER.

NOT WHEN
THEY'RE
PAYING ME.

SO, HOW MUCH
DO YOU WANT?

IT'S FOR A GOOD
CAUSE, SO IT'S FREE.

CHRIST, DIDN'T
I TEACH YOU
ANYTHING?

500.

200.
500.

TAKE IT OR
LEAVE IT.

I LIKE THE WAY
YOU DO BUSINESS.

UH... YOU HAD
THE PROCEDURE?

LIKE YOU SAID, IT
WAS NO BIG DEAL.

HE DID IT IN THE OFFICE,

ZAPPED ME WITH A LASER,
A COUPLE OF STITCHES...

BUT YOU SHOULD'VE TOLD
ME, I WOULD'VE COME.

IT WAS SOMETHING
I HAD TO DO ON
MY OWN. LIKE...

BUNGEE-JUMPING.

I HOPE THAT'S NOT NEXT.
[ Nervous chuckle ]

I MEAN, FACE MY
FEARS HEAD-ON,

AND HOPE I DON'T
LAND SPLAT!

AND DID YOU
LAND... SPLAT?

EVERYTHING'S FINE.

HE SAID I CAN GET
PREGNANT RIGHT AWAY.

OH. MEL.

AH-H.
MMM.

OH...

I GUESS YOU'RE
RIGHT. I-
I WAS...

I WAS JUST
USING IT AS
AN EXCUSE.

IT DOESN'T
MATTER.
IT MATTERS
A LOT.

BECAUSE I WANT
TO BE THE ONE

TO CARRY OUR
NEXT CHILD.

ARE YOU SURE?

SO WE COULD
HAVE A LITTLE
MELANIE?

OR MELVIN.
BY NEXT
CHRISTMAS?

CHANUKAH.
AH!

AH. NOW ALL WE
HAVE TO DO IS
PICK A DONOR.

I... THOUGHT
WE ALREADY
HAD ONE.

THERE'S NO FUCKING WAY

BRIAN KINNEY'S
FUCKING SPERM ARE
DOING THE BREASTSTROKE

UP MY FALLOPIAN TUBE.

THEY DO THE
AUSTRALIAN CRAWL.

I SPEAK FROM EXPERIENCE.

WELL,

NOT AFTER ALL THE
GRIEF HE'S CAUSED US.

UH, WE ARE NOT
MAKING THE SAME
MISTAKE TWICE.

I UNDERSTAND PERFECTLY
HOW YOU FEEL.

BUT WHAT IF
SOMETHING WERE
TO HAPPEN TO US?

A FATAL
ACCIDENT.
BUNGEE-JUMPING?

I'M SERIOUS. AT LEAST
OUR KIDS WOULD HAVE
THE SAME FATHER.

OH, SOME FATHER.

SELFISH, PROMISCUOUS.

AND WHO KNOWS IF
HE'S EVEN NEGATIVE?

WELL, WHOEVER IT IS
WOULD HAVE TO BE TESTED.

BUT THINK
HOW GOOD HE'S
BEEN TO US,
AND TO GUS.

ALWAYS THERE TO
WRITE A CHEQUE,

PUT UP A SWING
SET, AND SAVE
OUR WEDDING
FROM DISASTER.

HONESTLY,
MEL, HE'S NOT
THE OLD BRIAN.

HE'S CHANGED.

AND BOTTOM LINE...

WITHOUT HIM, OUR KIDS
WOULDN'T BE RELATED.

[ Grunt of
effort ]

WHO'S THE HOTTIE?

MY BOYFRIEND.

THE OTHER HOTTIE.

OOH, LOOKS LIKE TARZAN.

AND HE SOUNDS LIKE JANE.

I'D WARBLE LIKE
A COLORATURA

IF I HAD PECS LIKE HIS.

WELL, SHOOT YOURSELF
UP WITH JUNGLE JUICE
AND YOU CAN.

WHAT, STEROIDS?

YEAH, I'M SURPRISED
HIS LIVER HASN'T FALLEN
OUT OF HIS ASSHOLE.

Debbie:
NOT TO MENTION
MOOD SWINGS

AND HIS BALLS
SHRINKING UP TO
THE SIZE OF TWO
M&M PEANUTS.

[ Giggle ]

MOM, WHAT ARE
YOU DOING HERE?

SAME THING YOU ARE.

CRUISING FOR
A BLOW-JOB?

JESUS, MA, YOU
ALREADY GO TO
THE SAME BARS

AND THE SAME
CLUBS I DO.

NOW YOU GOTTA
COME TO THE
SAME GYM?

CAN'T I HAVE
ONE PLACE
IN THE WORLD
THAT'S MY OWN?

SO YOU WANNA BE
WORKOUT BUDDIES?

LOOKING GOOD, GIRL!

BET YOUR
PRIVATE DICK

THINKS SO TOO.

I TOLD YOU,

I HAVE NO INTENTION

OF TURNING THE MOST
INTIMATE DETAILS

OF MY PERSONAL LIFE
INTO GYM GOSSIP,

LIKE YOU
GAY GUYS.

IN OTHER WORDS,
YOU HAVEN'T
DONE IT YET.

WELL, IT ISN'T BECAUSE
HE ISN'T INTERESTED.

IT'S JUST
BEEN A WHILE
SINCE I...

I "WORKED OUT".

I WOULDN'T WANT
TO DISAPPOINT HIM.

WELL,

IF ANYONE KNOWS
HOW TO PLEASE
HIS MAN,

IT'S EM.

OH... HUSH!

HONEY, ALL
YOU NEED

IS A LITTLE
REFRESHER COURSE.

AND WHO BETTER
TO INSTRUCT YOU

THAN PROFESSORS
HONEYCUTT
AND SCHMIDT?

DOCTORS OF
DICKOLOGY.

[ Chuckling ]

SHE'S NOT IN
HERE, IS SHE?

WHO?
MY MOTHER.

IT'S THE MEN'S
LOCKER ROOM.

YOU THINK THAT'LL
STOP HER?

Man:
A FULL HOUR
ON THE PRECOR,

AND ALL I
DROPPED WAS
A POUND.

GOTTA CUT
BACK ON
THAT PIZZA.

HEY, BEN.

HEY, JASON.
HOW'S IT GOING?
GOOD.

Man:
REMEMBER THOSE
5 MINUTES
IN THE '90s

WHEN EVERYBODY
WANTED TO PUT
ON WEIGHT

BECAUSE IT
MEANT YOU
WEREN'T DYING?

DIDN'T DO
PAUL ANY GOOD.

AT LEAST WE
DON'T HAVE TO
GO BACK TO THAT
GODDAMN HOSPICE.

TALK ABOUT
DEPRESSING.

SORRY, WHAT WAS
THAT ABOUT PAUL?

OH, DIDN'T YOU
HEAR? UH...

HE DIED LAST NIGHT.

Ethan:
ALL RIGHT,
I'LL BE THERE.

EVEN IF IT MEANS

INCURRING
ISHIGURA'S WRATH

FOR NOT PRACTICING
MY BARTOK.

I DON'T KNOW,
I'LL ASK HIM.

HEY, JUS, MY FRIEND
COLLIER WANTS TO KNOW

IF MY IMAGINARY LOVER
WILL BE ACCOMPANYING
ME TO HIS SOIREE.

TELL HIM I
WOULD SOONER
EAT SHIT AND DIE.

HE SAYS HE CAN'T
WAIT TO MEET YOU.

ALL RIGHT.
I'LL TALK TO
YOU LATER.

NOW, WHY DO YOU HAVE
TO BE SO ANTI-SOCIAL?

I'M NOT
ANTI-SOCIAL.

I JUST... CAN'T
STAND PEOPLE.
[ Chuckling ]

COME ON,
YOU'LL HAVE
A GREAT TIME.

UH... CHATTING
INANELY ABOUT
INDEPENDENT FILM,

WITH A ROOMFUL
OF STRANGERS?

OH MY GOD, YOU'RE
A BIGGER FUCKING
SNOB THAN I AM.

[ Loud kiss ]
MUST BE WHY
I LOVE YOU.

WHAT'S THIS?

Justin:
IT'S A POSTER
I'M WORKING ON

FOR A CHARITY
EVENT.

I WISH SOMEBODY
WOULD THROW A
BENEFIT FOR US.

ACTUALLY, I'M
GETTING PAID.

LIKE... AS
IN, DOLLARS?

AS IN, 500
OF THEM.

NO SHIT!
HOW DID YOU
SWING THAT?

SOMEONE I KNOW.

HUH! SOMEONE YOU KNOW...
SOMEONE WE BOTH KNOW?

UH, HE NEEDED
AN ARTIST.

AND EVEN THOUGH
HE WORKS WITH
DOZENS OF THEM

ALL DAY LONG
IN HIS OFFICE,

HE MIRACULOUSLY
THOUGHT OF YOU.

MAYBE HE
THOUGHT
I WAS...

BEST QUALIFIED
FOR THE JOB.

OR MAYBE HE'S
JUST TRYING TO
WIN YOU BACK.

HE CAN TRY
ALL HE WANTS.

WHAT MAKES
YOU THINK I
WOULD EVER GO?

OH, I DON'T
KNOW. HE'S
RICH, GORGEOUS,

HE CAN MAKE
CASH MAGICALLY
APPEAR...

FUCK THE
MONEY.

FUCK HIM.

I WANT TO
BE WITH YOU.

PROVE IT.

UH-H...

I'M NOT GOING
TO PROVE IT.

COME ON.

OH-H...

"HOW DO I LOVE
THEE? LET ME COUNT
THE WAYS..."

OH, YOU CAN
DO BETTER
THAN THAT.

[ Yelp ]

[ Chuckling ]

[ Gasp ]

♪ ...EXTREMES OF LOVE ♪

♪ I'M GONNA GET
MYSELF SOME... ♪

[ Moaning/sighing ]

AH... AH... AH-H-H.

YEAH. YEAH.

NO,

THIS ONE'S ON ME.

UH-OH.

SO WHAT DO YOU
WANT THIS TIME?

WE'VE DECIDED
TO GIVE GUS
A SIBLING.

HEY!
HEY!

AND JUST WHEN YOU
STARTED TO GET
YOUR SHAPE BACK?

MMM... OH,
FUCK YOU.

WELL, LUCKILY I
HAVEN'T SHOT A
LOAD IN TWO HOURS.

AH...

[ Unzipping of fly ]

THIS WILL JUST
TAKE A SECOND.

OH, NOT NOW!

WELL, WHEN DO
YOU WANT IT?

I DON'T.

Melanie:
THERE'S BEEN
A SLIGHT CHANGE
OF PLANS.

I'M GOING TO BE
THE ONE TO CARRY
OUR NEXT CHILD.

[ Scoffing laugh ]

YOU?

I THOUGHT YOU
WERE BARREN.

I WASN'T BARREN.

I HAD
ENDOMETRIOSIS.

BUT SHE'S CURED.

PRAISE
THE LORD.

SO, WHAT
DO YOU SAY?

IT'S IMPOSSIBLE.

HUH, MELANIE'S
ONE OF THE
LEADING CAUSES

OF ERECTILE
DYSFUNCTION.

THANK YOU.

BESIDES,
I AGREED TO
INSEMINATE YOU,

NOT YOUR
HUSBAND.

BUT IF WE GET
SOMEONE ELSE,

OUR KIDS WON'T
BE RELATED.

HAVE YOU EVER
MET MY SISTER?

THAT'S NOT MUCH
OF AN ARGUMENT.

WE HAD A DEAL.

YOU'RE THE ONES
THAT CHANGED
THE TERMS.

ME AND MELANIE,
MOM AND POP...

AH-H-H...

I'D SAY THAT
WENT WELL.

Debbie:
JESUS CHRIST!

DO YOU REALIZE
PEOPLE EAT HERE?

THEY'RE ALL
FRESH AND NEW.

HAND PICKED FROM
THE PLEASURE
BOUTIQUE.

[ Sniffing ]
MMMM.

I JUST WANT TO SLEEP
WITH THE GUY, NOT...

DRILL FOR OIL.

WELL, THAT'S WHY
WE BROUGHT THESE,

TO HELP YOU
ACHIEVE YOUR GOAL.

WHICH WOULD YOU
SAY MOST RESEMBLES
DETECTIVE HORVATH?

HOW THE HELL
WOULD I KNOW?

I'VE ONLY KISSED HIM.

NOW PUT THOSE
THINGS AWAY.

NOT SO FAST.

NOW, YOU ASKED
FOR OUR HELP,

AND THAT'S WHY
WE'VE COME:

TO TEACH YOU.
THE ART...

OF ORAL SEX.

WE'RE GOING
TO SHARE WITH
YOU SECRETS

KNOWN HERETOFORE
ONLY TO GAY MEN.

TECHNIQUES
PASSED DOWN FROM
GENERATION TO
GENERATION

SINCE TIME
IMMEMORIAL.

ONCE YOU'VE
PASSED THE
COURSE,

WE GUARANTEE
HORVATH WILL
FOREVER
REGARD YOU

AS HIS GODDESS,
HIS QUEEN.

CLEOPATRA,

SCHEHERAZADE...

REESE WITHERSPOON.

[ Sigh ]

NOW, SHALL
WE BEGIN?

ALL RIGHT.
[ Clearing
of throat ]

LET US RELAX
THE JAW.

ROTATING IT FIRST
CLOCKWISE...

UH-HUH...

THEN COUNTER-
CLOCKWISE...

UH-HUH...
YEAH. GOOD.

NOW WAG
THE TONGUE.

ALALALA,

ALALALALA....

YEAH, THAT'S THE WAY.

NEXT, GRASP THE
SHAFT FIRMLY

WITH OUR
RIGHT HAND,

LEFT IF WE'RE
A SOUTHPAW;

CREATING A
VELVET VISE.

MMMM.

NOW OPEN WIDE,

BEING SURE TO
COVER THE TEETH,

ALLOWING FOR A SMOOTH
AND UNOBSTRUCTED ENTRY.

COMME cÇA...
[ Inhaling ]

BOYS, YOU KNOW
I LOVE YOU.

I JUST NEED TO
ASK ONE QUESTION.

IF IT'S ABOUT
SUPPRESSING
THE GAG REFLEX,

W-WE'RE GET-
TING TO THAT.

ARE YOU OUT OF
YOUR FUCKING MINDS?

THERE'S NO WAY I'M
GONNA... DO THIS.

THERE ARE
PARTIES IN
BEVERLY HILLS

WHERE HOUSEWIVES
PAY 1,000
BUCKS A HEAD...

SO TO SPEAK.
TO LEARN
WHAT WE'RE
TEACHING YOU,

FOR FREE.

DEBBIE,

YOU WANT TO MAKE
HORVATH HAPPY,
DON'T YOU?

SURE I DO.

AND EVEN HAVE
A GOOD TIME
YOURSELF?

SO WHAT'S THE
HARM IN LEARNING

HOW TO DO IT
THE RIGHT WAY?

[ Sighing ]

ONE,
ONE,

TWO...
TWO...

All:
[ Inhaling ]

[ Mixed chatter ]

IT'S CHILLY
OUT HERE. I
DIDN'T WANT
YOU TO GET S...

THANK YOU.

I AM ALL RIGHT.

[ Grunting ]

I'M SORRY.

FOR WHAT?

FOR PAUL. FOR YOU.

I JUST DIDN'T
EXPECT IT TO
BE SO SOON.

IF I'D KNOWN,
I WOULD'VE...

GONE TO SEE HIM
MORE OFTEN.

YOU WERE BUSY.

YEAH, RIGHT.

THAT'S ALWAYS A
GOOD EXCUSE, NOT
TO VISIT SOMEONE

YOU ONCE SHARED YOUR
LIFE WITH, YOUR BED...

I'M SURE HE
UNDERSTOOD.

AND FORGAVE YOU
THE SAME WAY
YOU FORGAVE HIM.

THEN WHY AM
I SO GODDAMN
ANGRY AT HIM
RIGHT NOW?

FOR GETTING
IT, FOR GIVING
IT TO ME...

AND THEN NOT
EVEN BOTHERING

TO TAKE CARE OF
HIMSELF, OR WATCH
WHAT HE ATE.

I WOULD TELL
HIM, "NUTRITION
IS ESSENTIAL.

AND EXERCISE.
YOU'VE GOT TO
EXERCISE, PAUL,

BUILD UP YOUR
MUSCLE MASS."

BUT IT WAS AS
IF ONCE HE KNEW
HE HAD IT...

HE FIGURED,
"I'M GOING TO
DIE ANYWAY,

SO WHAT THE
HELL DIFFERENCE
DOES IT MAKE?"

LUCKILY, YOU'RE
NOT LIKE THAT.

RIGHT.

YOU DO EVERY-
THING YOU'RE
SUPPOSED TO DO.

EVERYTHING YOU
CAN POSSIBLY DO.
AND IN SPITE
OF EVERYTHING,

I STILL ENDED UP
IN THE HOSPITAL.

MAYBE HE'S
RIGHT...

MAYBE IT
DOESN'T MATTER.

IT DOES MATTER.

AND MOST IMPORTANT
IS YOU HAVE TO
BELIEVE IT DOES.

MORE COD?

OH... THREE
GRAMS, I'M
STUFFED.

Both:
[ Chuckling ]

WELL, THERE'S
FRUIT FOR
DESSERT.

I KNOW IT'S
NOT EXACTLY
EXCITING BUT...

WITH YOU IN
THE ROOM, WHAT
COULD BE?

I'LL GET
THE FRUIT.

FORGET
THE FRUIT.

OH...
I'VE GOT A
BETTER IDEA.

I'M TOO
HEAVY, YOU...

YOU'RE
BEAUTIFUL.

CARL...

I HAVE A
CONFESSION
TO MAKE.

I'M A LITTLE
NERVOUS.

ABOUT WHAT?

ABOUT THIS.

I WANT TO
BE WITH YOU.

IT'S JUST THAT
IT'S BEEN A
LONG TIME.

HOW LONG?

LAST CENTURY.

WELL, DON'T
WORRY ABOUT IT.

I PROMISE TO BE
GENTLE, GUIDE
YOU THROUGH IT...

MAYBE EVEN
TEACH YOU A
FEW THINGS.

THE EXPRESSION ON HIS
FACE NEEDS TO BE MORE...

ENTICING.

BUT... MORE FOREBODING.

"ENTER AT YOUR
OWN RISK, PREPARE
TO BE FUCKED".

THINK I CAN
MANAGE THAT.

YOU COULD PROBABLY GET
A BETTER VIEW IF YOU
STOOD A LITTLE CLOSER.

AND HIS HIPS
NEED TO BE MORE
IN PROFILE

TO ACCENTUATE
HIS COCK.

HUH...

IT'S ALWAYS
ABOUT SEX.

UNLESS IT'S
ABOUT DEATH.
BUT...

DEATH DOESN'T
SELL TICKETS.

[ Sliding of door ]

I PICKED UP
CHINESE FOOD.

I DIDN'T KNOW
IT WAS FOR THREE.

I WAS JUST GOING.

WE'RE DONE,
RIGHT?

HEY.
HEY.

SO GLAD YOU
BOYS KISSED
AND MADE UP.

[ Sliding of door ]

HOW MUCH DO
I OWE YOU?

IT'S ON ME.

WELL IN
THAT CASE...

ALLOW ME TO...

SUPPLY...

THE HORS D'OEUVRES.

Michael:
[ Giggling ]

DO YOU SEE
ONE DROPPING?

[ Helpless laughter ]

TONY FACELLI.
REMEMBER...

HE WAS THE ONE
WHO TAUGHT US HOW
TO LIGHT OUR FARTS?

AND HIS PANTS
CAUGHT ON FIRE.

HE... HE, UH... HE...

HE DIED IN
THAT CAR WRECK.

[ Snort ]
[ Chuckle ]

UH, LINDA ZLUTSKY.

ZLUTSKY THE
SLUTSKY?

SHE GOT EXPELLED
FOR GIVING
MR. DORF,

THE... THE MATH
TEACHER, HEAD.

SHE BECAME A
LAP DANCER IN
SCRANTON.

[ Laughing ]

WHICH JUST
GOES TO SHOW,

"ALL LIFE IS
A LESSON."

THAT'S WHAT BEN
ALWAYS SAYS.

HIS, UH...
[ Clearing
of throat ]

HIS EX, PAUL,
THE ONE WHO
INFECTED HIM...

DIED.

WHAT A WONDERFUL WORLD.

YOU HAVE
TO BE NUTS,

OR A SELFISH
PIECE OF SHIT,

TO WANT TO
BRING A... A
CHILD INTO IT.

[ Snorting ]
YOU DID.

YEAH, LINDSAY
CONVINCED ME
ONE NIGHT WHEN
I WAS TRIPPING.

[ Chuckling ]

HUH. UH...

BUT I'M
SURE AS HELL
NOT DOING IT

FOR SMELLY MELLY.

THEY CAN GO TO
A SPERM BANK.

OR SCRAPE IT
OFF THE FLOOR

IN THE BACKROOM
AT BABYLON.

[ Sniff ]

J... JUST GIVE ME
ONE VALID REASON

WHY ANY QUEER IN
HIS RIGHT MIND

WOULD WANT TO BRING A
KID INTO THIS WORLD.

UM...

CAN'T THINK OF
ONE, CAN YOU?

WAIT A MINUTE.
WAIT, HOLD ON.

[ Gurgling of water ]

TO PISS OFF
STRAIGHT
PEOPLE!

[ Panting ]

YOU'RE NOT
DISAPPOINTED,
ARE YOU?

DISAPPOINTED?

OH-H-H...

MORE LIKE AMAZED.

REALLY?

ESPECIALLY
AFTER, UH...

ALL THAT LIP
SERVICE ABOUT
HOW NERVOUS
YOU WERE.

AH-H-H.
WHAT'S THAT MEAN?

AH...

NOTHING.

DON'T GIVE ME "NOTHING"

AFTER A REMARK
LIKE THAT.

LET'S JUST
SAY THAT...

NO ONE COULD DO
WHAT YOU JUST
DID WITHOUT A
LITTLE PRACTICE.

AND FROM THE WAY
THAT YOU, UH...

YOU KNOW...

LADY...

YOU COULD
TEACH A CLASS.

IS THAT SO?

IN FACT, I HEARD
IN BEVERLY HILLS

THEY CHARGE
$1,000 FOR IT.

HORVATH, I WAS TELL-
ING YOU THE TRUTH.

THIS IS THE
FIRST TIME IN
YEARS THAT I...

YEAH, SURE.
WHATEVER.

YOU DON'T BELIEVE ME?

WELL, THAT'S JUST
TOO FUCKING BAD.

NOW YOU BETTER
TAKE YOUR
SUSPICIONS

AND YOUR SUSPENDERS,
AND, AND....

AND REMOVE YOUR
BUTT FROM MY BED!

DEBBIE...

NOW, OUT!

GET OUT!

HERE'S
YOUR FEE.

PLUS $100 BONUS
FOR FINISHING
ON TIME.
THANKS.

AND HERE'S
TWO TICKETS
FOR TONIGHT.

ONE FOR YOU,
AND ONE FOR IAN.

OH. UM...

I WAS JUST ADMIRING

YOUR BOYFRIEND'S
LATEST CREATION.

AN ARTIST ALWAYS
DOES HIS BEST WORK

WHEN HE HAS SOMEBODY HE
LOVES TO INSPIRE HIM.

HUH. YEAH. SO
I'VE BEEN TOLD.

WE SHOULD GO.

SEE YOU TONIGHT.

OH, BRIAN GAVE
US TICKETS

TO THE
CENTER CARNIVAL.

OH, I'M SURE
IT'LL BE A
BLAST, BUT...

WE'VE ALREADY
GOT PLANS.

OH. WELL, IF YOU
CHANGE YOUR MINDS,

YOUR NAMES'LL
BE ON THE LIST.

SO, HOW
YOU DOING?

OH, UM...
WHY AREN'T
YOU IN CLASS?

Justin:
I THOUGHT YOU
HAD A CLASS...

Man:
ORDER'S UP ON
TABLE FOUR.

[ Mixed chatter ]

SPECIAL TODAY
IS THE DICK
OF DEATH.

FOOT-LONG
HOT DOG, CREAMY
COLE SLAW ON
THE SIDE.

DON'T MAKE
ME REPEAT IT.

Together:
TWO SPECIALS.

Emmett:
WAIT, WAIT,
WAIT!

SO, HOW WAS IT?

YEAH, SHOULD YOUR
PROFESSORS GIVE
YOU AN "A"?

YEAH. FOR
"ASSHOLE".

'CAUSE THAT'S
WHAT I AM FOR
LISTENING TO YOU.

WHAT, HE
WASN'T PLEASED?

IMPOSSIBLE!

I DEFY ANY MALE,
LIVING OR DEAD,

NOT TO RESPOND
TO OUR TIME-
TESTED TECHNIQUE.

Emmett:
PROVIDED
YOU FOLLOWED

OUR INSTRUCTIONS.

OH, I
FOLLOWED 'EM.

HE RESPONDED
TO EVERY FLICK
AND LICK.

AND SO, WHAT'S
THE PROBLEM?

THE PROBLEM
IS HE THINKS
I'M A WHORE.

I'M SO PROUD!

WELL, I NEVER
WANT TO SEE
HIM AGAIN.

[ Ringing of bell ]

OOH, WHAT ABOUT 873?

6'2, BLUE EYES,

AND A MENSA!

IS THAT WHAT
YOU REALLY WANT?

TO GIVE BIRTH
TO A LITTLE
873 AND 1/2?

Brian:
GOT CREAM.

AH... UMMM.

IT WAS MILKED
FRESH THIS
MORNING.

I SHOULD KNOW.
I MILKED
IT MYSELF.

UH, UH. THAT'S
DISGUSTING.

THAT'S REALLY
DISGUSTING.

YO, BITCHES,
I'M OFFERING
TO LEND A HAND.

WOULD YOU BEAT IT?

THAT'S WHAT I'VE
BEEN OFFERING TO DO.

WAIT. DO YOU
REALLY MEAN IT?

YEAH. IF IT'S A
BOY, YOU CAN NAME
HIM BRIAN JUNIOR.

AND IF IT'S A GIRL?

CHARITY. IN HONOUR
OF MY DONATION.

NOW LET'S GO
PISS OFF SOME
HETEROSEXUALS.

HMM.

[ Panting ]

[ Groan of effort ]

[ Grunts of effort ]

Ben:
HEY, ROY.

HOW YOU DOING?
LISTEN, I
WAS, UH...

I WAS WONDER-
ING, COULD
YOU, UH,

GIVE ME SOME
HELP, MAN?

YOU WANT ME
TO SPOT YOU?
UH...

ACTUALLY,
IT'S GOT MORE
TO DO WITH,
UH, NUTRITION.

UH, SUPPLEMENTS...

IF YOU KNOW
WHAT I MEAN.

YEAH. COME ON.

[ Office hubbub ]

[ Indistinct bickering ]

...HE ARRESTED
ME, THAT'S WHY.

HE LIKES YOU
THOUGH. HE THINKS
YOU'RE FUNNY.

UM... E-EXCUSE
US, DETECTIVE
HORVATH?

[ Clearing
of throat ]

WHAT, UH,
CAN I DO FOR
YOU BOYS?

UH... A DEAR
FRIEND OF OURS

IS IN A LITTLE
BIT OF...
OF TROUBLE.

UH, SEEMS
LAST NIGHT,

AN, UH...
ORAL...

MISDEMEANOUR...
OCCURRED.

DON'T YOU HAVE
SOME WORK TO DO?

WHAT THE HELL'S
ALL THIS ABOUT?

LOOK, DEBBIE
TOLD US THAT
YOU HAD SEX.

OR... SOME
HETEROSEXUAL
PERMUTATION
THEREOF.

JESUS H. CHRIST.

WHY DOESN'T
SHE RENT A
BILLBOARD?

WHAT WE DO IN
BED IS NONE OF
YOUR BUSINESS.

Emmett:
ACTUALLY,
IT IS.

SEE, UM, DEBBIE
WAS WORRIED

THAT SHE WOULDN'T
LIVE UP TO YOUR
EXPECTATIONS.

Ted:
THAT SHE'D
LET YOU DOWN.

SO, WE GAVE HER
A CRASH COURSE.

Emmett:
"INTRODUCTION TO
FELLATIO 101."

EMMETT'S ONE
OF THE WORLD'S
FOREMOST
AUTHORITIES.

AW, THANKS.
AH, ANYWAY, UM,

YOUNG DEBORAH
PASSED WITH
HONOURS.

MAGNA CUM
LOUDLY.

Emmett:
IN FACT, SHE
DID SO WELL,
YOU, UH...

UH, APPARENTLY...
AND MISGUIDEDLY...

THINK SHE'S
A SLUT.

THE... THE TRUTH
IS, DETECTIVE,

WE'RE THE SLUTS.

SPEAK FOR
YOURSELF.

AH, LOOK.

UNDERNEATH ALL
THAT DIRTY TALK
AND BRAVADO,

YOU KNOW, DEBBIE
IS JUST AN OLD-
FASHIONED GIRL

WHOSE ONLY
CRIME WAS...

WANTING TO
PLEASE HER MAN.

OH, HONEY.

Man 1:
RUMOUR HAS IT A
CERTAIN FINALIST

IS OUT OF THE
COMPETITION.

OH, POOR MARTA.

SHE'S AN ASTON-
ISHING TALENT,
BUT TERRIFIED
TO PERFORM.

Man 2:
AND THIS WILL
BE THE TREE
IN THE FOREST

THAT NOBODY
HEARS.

AND THEN
THERE'S
GIORGIO.

MEDIOCRE
MUSICIAN
AT BEST.

YEAH, BUT YOU
PUT HIM IN FRONT
OF AN AUDIENCE,

HE KNOCKS
'EM DEAD.

Man 1:
NEW YORK ISN'T
PITTSBURGH.

THEY WON'T
BE SO EASILY
FOOLED.

YOU, MY DEAR,
HAVE NOTHING
TO WORRY ABOUT.

HM-HM.

[ Party chatter/
laughter]

HAVING FUN?

YEAH, IT'S
GREAT.

LIAR.

NO, YOUR
FRIENDS ARE
REALLY SMART
AND FUNNY.

I GUESS I'M
JUST NERVOUS,
THAT'S ALL.

AH, DON'T BE.

YOU'RE
WITH ME.

Man 2:
SO THIS IS
THE IMAGINARY
BOYFRIEND.

ETHAN TELLS
ME YOU'RE
AN ARTIST.

YEP. THAT'S RIGHT.

WHAT KIND
OF STUFF
DO YOU DO?

UH, LATELY, I'VE
BEEN MANIPULATING
CLASSICAL FORM

WITH DIGITAL IMAGERY.

THEN YOU'RE
NOT JUST A
PRETTY FACE.

NO.

I GOT A PRETTY
BIG COCK AS WELL.

AND I GIVE ONE HELL
OF A BLOW-JOB.

RIGHT, ETHAN?

UH...

Man:
[ Shouting ]
...RING AROUND
THE DILDO.

OH MY GOD!

WELCOME TO CARNIVALE!

START WITH
"BUTTHOLE BINGO".

BOWL-A-RAMA!

[ Mixed chatter/shouts ]

ANY COLOUR,
ANY SIZE.

Bingo caller:
I-34.

OOH, AHH!

Game announcer:
AND AT CENTRE STAGE,

THE GRINDER!

All:
OOH!

[ Excited shouts/
laughter ]

Bingo caller:
O-75.

Various:
OH MY GOD. OH, WOW.

Game announcer:
COME ON, EVERY-
ONE, STEP UP.

COME ON. IT'S
"BUTTHOLE BINGO."

[ Popping of ball ]

All:
OH! EUW!

B-13.

OVER 800 HAPPY,
SATISFIED CUSTOMERS,

AND A LINE AROUND THE
BLOCK WAITING TO GET IN.

JESUS,
BRIAN...

WHAT IS
ALL THIS?

[ Popping of ball ]

Bingo caller:
I-19.

THIS IS
"BUTTHOLE BINGO".

AND THAT IS
ONE REMARKABLY

GIFTED YOUNG MAN.

THIS WASN'T IN
THE PROPOSAL
YOU SUBMITTED.

YEAH, I TOOK A
FEW LIBERTIES.

WE'RE SUPPOSED
TO REPRESENT
A POSITIVE
GAY IMAGE.

WHAT KIND OF
MESSAGE DO YOU
THINK WE'RE
SENDING HERE?

THAT ALL MEN ARE
CREATED HORNY,
AND IT'S...

IT'S OKAY TO
HAVE A LITTLE
DOWN-AND-DIRTY FUN.

YOU'VE REALLY
GONE TOO FAR.

YEAH, WELL IF IT'S ANY
CONSOLATION TO YOU,

YOU'LL BE MAKING 10,000
OUT OF HIS ASS ALONE.

[ Popping of ball ]
[ Yelps of disgust ]

Bingo caller:
O-69.

Ethan:
"VANTS ME
TO MAKE

ZE SUBSIDIARY
SUBJECT

ZING, ETHAN, ZING!"

[ Chuckles ]

HEY.
YEAH.

I'M GOING
TO TAKE OFF.
WHAT, ALREADY?

YEAH, I'M BEAT.

ALL RIGHT,
I'LL GO WITH
YOU. UM...

NO, YOU... YOU
CAN STAY HERE.

I'LL SEE
YOU AT HOME.

YOU SURE?
MM-HM.

OKAY. LOVE YOU.

YOU TOO.

[ Mixed chatter ]

CAN I COME IN?

[ Clearing
of throat ]
YOU JUST, UH...

FINISHING
DINNER?

JUST STARTING.

THREE OUNCES
OF CHICKEN,
FOUR OUNCES
OF LIMA BEANS.

IS THAT ENOUGH?

YOU HAVE TO
KEEP UP YOUR
STRENGTH.

RIGHT. I HAVE
10 BLOW-JOBS
TO GIVE

BEFORE I
HIT THE HAY.

I WISH YOU
WOULDN'T TALK
LIKE THAT.

IT'S HOW
EXPERTS TALK.

YEAH, I KNOW.

TWO OF THEM
CAME TO THE
PRECINCT TODAY.

THAT TALL
SWISH-STICK?

EMMETT?

AND THE ONE WHO
LOOKS LIKE AN
ACCOUNTANT.

TED.

THEY EXPLAINED ALL
ABOUT YOUR... EDUCATION.

HOW YOU WENT
TO THE HEAD
OF THE CLASS.

WELL, EMMETT'S
GOT A BIG MOUTH.

IN MORE WAYS
THAN ONE.

WHAT ELSE DID
THEY TELL YOU?

THAT YOU DID IT FOR ME.

TO PLEASE ME.

I WOULDN'T DO
THAT FOR JUST
ANYONE, YOU KNOW.

I KNOW.

DO YOU HAVE ANY
IDEA WHAT IT
MEANS TO ME?

THAT YOU WANTED TO GIVE
ME PLEASURE THAT MUCH?

I THOUGHT THAT'S
WHAT PEOPLE DO

WHEN THEY CARE
ABOUT EACH OTHER.

WHICH IS WHY I
ENLISTED DETECTIVES
CAFFNEY AND LEUELLYN.

THEY'RE THE
TWO LESBIANS
ON THE FORCE.

I TOLD... THEM

I WANTED A LITTLE
CRASH COURSE OF MY OWN.

NO.

OH, YEAH.

AND...
HOW'D IT GO?

IT WAS VERY INFORMATIVE.

IN FACT,

IF YOU'D CARE
TO RETIRE TO
THE BOUDOIR,

I HAVE A HOMEWORK
ASSIGNMENT TO DO.

Bingo caller:
O-79.

Game announcer:
...RING AROUND
THE DILDO!

Bingo caller:
G-51.

ONE MORE. ONE MORE.

[ Cheering ]

YOU HAVE
PERFECT AIM.

YEAH, EXCEPT AT
2:00 IN THE MORNING

WHEN I HAVE TO PEE.

OH-H-H...

FOR YOU.

MY HERO!

THAT REMINDS ME OF BEN.

YEAH, IT'S TOO
BAD HE COULDN'T
COME TO BRIAN'S
FILTHY CARNIVAL.

WELL HE'S STILL
BUMMED OUT ABOUT PAUL.

OH.

Ben:
HEY, YOU GUYS!

HI!
HOO-HOO.

WHAT ARE YOU
DOING HERE?

IT'S A NIGHT
OF FUN AND
SURPRISES!

I'LL SAY!
COME ON, YOU!

WOO!

WOW.

WHERE ARE
THEY HEADING
OFF TO?

WHO KNOWS?
BATHTUB RACES?

WHAT SHOULD
WE DO NEXT?
WHAT SHOULD
WE DO NEXT?

DILDO SWALLOWER!
DILDO SWALLOWER!
[ Excited screams ]

Melanie:
CHANGED
MY ASS.

BRIAN'S STILL THE SAME
IRRESPONSIBLE FUCKER
HE ALWAYS WAS.
SHHH.

ON THE OTHER
HAND, HE DID
MAKE THE CENTER
ALMOST 100,000,

MINUS HIS
PERCENTAGE.

YEAH, AND
HUMILIATE THEM
IN THE PROCESS.

THAT DIDN'T STOP
THEM FROM ACCEPTING
THE MONEY. HM?

IT SERVED AS A
GOOD REMINDER.

OF WHAT?

THAT HE'S A LOOSE CANNON.

NOT TO BE TRUSTED.

AND DEFINITELY NOT THE
KIND OF PERSON I WANT

AS THE FATHER
OF MY CHILD.

OH, COME ON.

I'M SERIOUS.
NO, YOU'RE BEING
RIDICULOUS.

YOU ACTUALLY EXPECT
ME TO HAVE A BABY

WITH SOMEONE LIKE THAT?

I DID.

WELL, THAT WAS
YOUR DECISION.

THIS ONE'S MINE.

AND I SAY I WANT
SOMEONE ELSE.

[ Sigh ]

Bingo caller:
COME ON, EVERY-
BODY, IT'S B-5.

Game announcer:
COME ON. STEP UP.

PUT THE RING
AROUND THE DILDO.

[ Mixed shouts/
laughter ]

Bingo caller:
B-6... O-69.

WE HAVE A BINGO!

Game announcer:
TRY THAT FOR WHIP-O-RAMA!

YOU MADE IT.

THOUGHT I'D
SEE HOW IT
WAS GOING.

WHERE'S IAN?

ETHAN...
IS WITH HIS
FRIENDS.

YOU SHOULD'VE
BROUGHT HIM.

NO, I DON'T
THINK SO.

MAYBE HE
COULD'VE LEARNED
A FEW THINGS

THEY DON'T
TEACH IN
COLLEGE.

I GUESS I
BETTER GO.

TELL IAN WE
MISSED HIM.

[ Quiet chatter ]

YOU WANT
TO REMOVE
YOUR ASS?

GROOVY CAR.

THANKS.

I ALWAYS
WANTED ONE.

NO SHIT.

MUST'VE COST A LOT.

WELL ACTUALLY,
IT WAS A...

CHARITABLE CONTRIBUTION.

SO YOU WANT ME TO
TAKE YOU FOR A RIDE?

I'D LIKE THAT.

[ Ignition of engine ]

♪ IT'S TIME TO
TAKE CONTROL AGAIN ♪

♪ AND BE THE ONLY ONE ♪

♪ IT'S TIME TO
TAKE CONTROL AGAIN ♪

♪ AND BE THE ONLY ONE ♪

♪ 'CAUSE I JUST WANNA
PLAY WITH MYSELF ♪

♪ AND I DON'T NEED
ANYONE ELSE ♪

♪ RISING WITH
THE SONS OF MADNESS ♪

♪ CROSSING OVER THE ROAD ♪

♪ IT'S TIME TO
TAKE CONTROL AGAIN ♪

♪ AND BE THE ONLY ONE ♪

♪ IT'S TIME TO SELL
YOUR SOUL AGAIN ♪

♪ AND BE THE HOLY ONE ♪

♪ 'CAUSE I JUST WANNA
FINISH THIS RACE ♪

♪ AND I DON'T WANNA
LOSE MY FACE ♪

♪ LOOKING FOR
A NEW DIRECTION ♪

♪ CROSSING OVER THE ROAD ♪

♪ SO WELCOME TO
THE OTHER SIDE ♪

♪ DON'T BE AFRAID
TO TESTIFY ♪

♪ IT'S NOT TOO LATE
TO GET YOU HIGH ♪

♪ REACHING FOR SOMEBODY
IN YOUR IMAGE WORLD ♪

♪ WAITING FOR A SIGN ♪

♪ OF A CHANGE ♪

♪ CROSSING OVER THE ROAD ♪

♪ IT'S TIME TO
TAKE CONTROL AGAIN ♪

♪ AND BE THE ONLY ONE ♪

♪ IT'S TIME TO
PLAY YOUR ROLE AGAIN ♪

♪ AND BE THE HOLY ONE ♪

♪ 'CAUSE I DON'T THINK ♪

♪ THAT ANYONE KNOWS ♪

♪ SO WELCOME TO THE OTHER SIDE ♪

♪ DON'T BE AFRAID
TO CRUCIFY ♪

♪ IT'S NOT TOO LATE
TO FREE YOUR MIND ♪

♪ REACHING FOR SOMEBODY
IN YOUR IMAGE WORLD ♪

♪ WAITING FOR SOME
KIND OF A CHANGE ♪

MOO.
♪ CROSSING OVER THE ROAD ♪