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&nbsp [ Mixed chatter/laughter ] &nbsp [ Murmurs of surprise ] &nbsp [ Clanging of bell ] &nbsp [ Cheering of crowd at boxing match ] &nbsp Michael: AND HE'S DOWN FOR THE COUNT. &nbsp THE CROWD IS GOING WILD. &nbsp MIGHTY MIKE NOVOTNY HAS TAKEN IT ON THE CHIN &nbsp FROM MAD DOG KINNEY. &nbsp SEVEN, EIGHT, NINE. GET UP, YOU BUM. &nbsp THE WINNER AND NEW CHAMPION IS... &nbsp HOLD IT. BEFORE WE CROWN THE CHAMP, &nbsp LET'S GIVE ALL YOU SPORTS FANS A BLOW- BY-BLOW RECAP, &nbsp SO CAN SEE FOR YOURSELVES WHAT THE FUCK JUST HAPPENED. &nbsp TELL YOU THE TRUTH, I WOULDN'TMIND KNOWING &nbsp WHAT THE FUCK HAPPENED MYSELF. &nbsp IT WAS A WEEK AGO, THE NIGHT THAT MAD DOG... &nbsp I MEAN, BRIAN; THREW THE PARTY FOR "RAGE". &nbsp

&nbsp WHOO! &nbsp [ Shouts of merriment ] &nbsp LET'S GO BACKTO MY PLACE. &nbsp ♪ ...I STILL LOVE YOU ♪ &nbsp ♪ SO SHOW ME ♪ &nbsp ♪ THAT YOU LOVE ME TOO ♪ &nbsp

&nbsp Ben:WELL, I WOULD SAY THAT"RAGE" IS ALL THE RAGE. &nbsp YEAH. &nbsp

&nbsp Melanie:AW-W-W... &nbsp SEE YOULATER. &nbsp YEAH, MUCH, MUCH LATER. &nbsp Melanie:GOD. DOYOU THINK &nbsp THEY'RE ACTUALLY GOING TO...DO IT? &nbsp HEY, WHATDO YOU SAY &nbsp THAT WE GO HOME &nbsp AND CONTINUETHE CELEBRA-TION, HUH? &nbsp IN A MINUTE.I HAVE TOFIND BRIAN. OKAY. &nbsp LAST TIME I SAW HIM, &nbsp HE WAS FEELING NO PAIN. &nbsp YEAH, GET-TING IT ON &nbsp WITH SHIRTLESSWONDER 4,689. &nbsp HE AND JUSTINJUST BROKE UP. &nbsp WHAT? &nbsp WHAT ARE YOU TALKING ABOUT? &nbsp JUSTIN'S BEENSEEING SOME-ONE ELSE. &nbsp OH, AREN'T THEY ALWAYS SEEING SOMEBODY ELSE? &nbsp THIS TIME,IT'S DIFFERENT. &nbsp

&nbsp I'LL BE BACK. &nbsp

&nbsp [ Muffled club ♪♪♪ ] Man: TAXI! &nbsp [ Mixed chatter ] &nbsp AH-H.IT JUSTBUGS ME, &nbsp 'CAUSE HEDOESN'T EVENSEEM TO... &nbsp BRIAN! &nbsp [ Revving of engine ]BRIAN! &nbsp [ Mixed chatter/whistling ] &nbsp [ Violin ♪♪♪ ] &nbsp HMMMM. &nbsp

&nbsp I PROMISED I'D SERENADEYOU AWAKE, DIDN'T I? &nbsp YOU ALSOPROMISED MEBREAKFASTIN BED. &nbsp AH-HA. &nbsp [ Chuckle ] &nbsp DARKCHOCOLATE. &nbsp IS THERE ANYOTHER KIND? &nbsp HMM. &nbsp I CAN'T BELIEVE YOU'RE FINALLY HERE, &nbsp THAT WE ACTUALLYSPENT THE ENTIRENIGHT TOGETHER. &nbsp I'M HERE... &nbsp BUT ICAN'T STAY. &nbsp OH-H...I HAVE TOGO TO CLASS, &nbsp AH. THEN TO WORK. &nbsp OH, I ALSOHAVE TO PICKUP MY STUFF. &nbsp WHAT IF HE'S THERE? &nbsp WHAT IF HE IS? &nbsp I DON'T CARE. &nbsp [ Zipping of fly ] &nbsp I'M WITH YOU NOW. &nbsp Michael:BRIAN... &nbsp WHERE THE FUCK ARE YOU?ARE YOU ALL RIGHT? &nbsp CALL ME. &nbsp THAT'LL BE 5.25, WITH TAX. &nbsp I'LL TAKE A RAGET-SHIRT TOO. &nbsp OH, THIS ISNOT FOR SALE. &nbsp DO YOU HAVEANY MORE COPIES? &nbsp LOOKS LIKEI JUST SOLDMY LAST ONE. &nbsp WHEN IS ISSUE TWO COMING OUT? &nbsp IT'S NOT. &nbsp BUT WHAT'S GOINGTO HAPPEN TORAGE AND J.T.? &nbsp ARE THEY GOINGTO GET TOGETHER? YEAH, &nbsp AND WILL ZEPHYR HAVE A COSMIC MELTDOWN IF THEY DO? &nbsp I GUESSWE'LL NEVERKNOW, SO... &nbsp HANG ON TOYOUR COMICBOOKS, GUYS. &nbsp IT'S ABOUT TO BECOME A TRUE COLLECTOR'S ITEM. &nbsp [ Knocking on door ] &nbsp BRIAN? &nbsp BRIAN... &nbsp Men: [ Laughing ] &nbsp [ Moans of pleasure ] &nbsp AHH. &nbsp Both: [ Panting/moaning ] &nbsp [ Splashing of shower ] &nbsp

&nbsp [ Moans of pleasure ] &nbsp

&nbsp [ Gasping/panting ] &nbsp

&nbsp OKAY, TIME TO PUT THAT AWAY &nbsp AND EAT YOURPINK-PLATESPECIALS &nbsp BEFORE THEY GET COLD. THERE YOU GO, BABY. &nbsp Men:THANK YOU.THANKS. &nbsp YOU KNOW YOU WROTE THAT, DON'T YOU? &nbsp MY SON, &nbsp MICHAEL NOVOTNY. &nbsp HEY, NOSNATCHING THELEMON BARS, &nbsp EVEN IF YOUARE A GENIUS. &nbsp Lindsay: YOU DID IT, DIDN'T YOU? &nbsp WE KNOW YOU DID IT. &nbsp WAS IT HEAVEN? WAS IT BLISS? &nbsp Melanie: PERMIT ME TO DO THE CROSS- EXAMINING. &nbsp WHO WAS TOP? WHO WAS BOTTOM?HMM? &nbsp CHRIST, YOU SOUND LIKE ME. &nbsp HOLD ON.DID I MISSSOMETHING? &nbsp YOU GUYS DIDN'TACTUALLY... &nbsp Debbie: ORDER IN THE COURT. &nbsp ANSWER THE QUESTION. &nbsp [ Mixed chatterof staff ] &nbsp [ Gulping ]WELL, LET'SJUST SAY &nbsp IT WAS, UM... &nbsp A NIGHT LIKENO OTHER. &nbsp Emmett:AND I'LLREMEMBER IT... &nbsp ALWAYS. [ Chuckling ] &nbsp REMEMBER WHAT? &nbsp AW, DIDN'T WE TELL YOU? &nbsp TELL ME! &nbsp OH, WE'RE SO THRILLED FOR YOU! &nbsp SOON YOU'LLBE CELEBRATINGYOUR ANNIVERSARY,JUST LIKE US. &nbsp Debbie:ANNIVERSARY? &nbsp YOU JUST GOT MARRIED. &nbsp WE'VE ALWAYS CELEBRATE THE DAY &nbsp WE FIRST GOT TOGETHER. ONE FOR YOU... &nbsp Emmett:MY FRIENDSARNIE ANDEDWARD, &nbsp THEY CELEBRATETHE DAY THEYFIRST FUCKED. &nbsp SAME THING. &nbsp Melanie: AND ONE FOR YOU... &nbsp WE EXPECT YOUALL TO BE THERE. &nbsp WELL, DON'T EXPECT ANY GIFTS THIS TIME. &nbsp LindsayEXCEPT... &nbsp WHAT DO WE DO WITH THIS? &nbsp GUESS THEYWON'T BECOMING. &nbsp AT LEAST, NOT TOGETHER. &nbsp Debbie: POOR SUNSHINE. &nbsp HE REALLY LOVED HIM. &nbsp AND BRIAN REALLY LOVED HIM. &nbsp YEAH WELL, HE SHOULD'VE SHOWED IT. &nbsp HE DID,IN HIS WAY. &nbsp POOR BRIAN MUST BE SEQUESTERED AWAY, &nbsp DEVASTATED, &nbsp DISGRACED, &nbsp BROKEN, &nbsp HUMILIATED... &nbsp [ Chuckling ] &nbsp Emmett:OR MAYBE NOWHE'S, YOU KNOW, &nbsp PLANNING TOPACK HIS BAGSAND MOVE ON, &nbsp NOW THAT HE'S NO LONGER PITTSBURGH'S NUMERO UNO HOMO. &nbsp Brian:WELL, REPORTSOF MY DEATHHAVE BEEN... &nbsp GREATLY EXAGGERATED. &nbsp HOW LONG HAVEYOU BEEN THERE? &nbsp LONG ENOUGH... &nbsp TO KNOW WHO MY REAL FRIENDS ARE. &nbsp BRIAN... &nbsp YOU OKAY? &nbsp I'M BRILLIANT,DAZZLING. &nbsp [ Closing of door ] &nbsp YOU GONNA JUST STAND THERE, &nbsp OR YOU GONNAGET TO WORK? &nbsp [ Sighing ] &nbsp WHAT DO YOU WANT? &nbsp WELL, IT'S SUCHA LOVELY DAY, &nbsp I THOUGHT I'DGO FOR A STROLL, &nbsp YOU KNOW, TAKEIN THE SIGHTS. &nbsp [ Groan of effort ] &nbsp ME, THROWINGOUT GARBAGE? &nbsp YEAH WELL,YOU'RE SO GOOD ATDUMPING THINGS. &nbsp YOU DIDN'T HAVETO WALK OUT ONHIM LIKE THAT &nbsp IN FRONTOF EVERYONE,YOU KNOW. &nbsp I WOULD'VE TOLD HIM TO GO FUCK HIMSELF, &nbsp BUT HE WAS ALREADY DOING THAT &nbsp IN THE BACK ROOM WITH RAGE. &nbsp HOW CAN YOU BESUCH A SHIT, &nbsp AFTER ALL HE'SDONE FOR YOU? &nbsp I KNOW WHAT HE'S DONE FOR ME. &nbsp AND YOU KNEWWHO HE WAS, &nbsp RIGHT FROMTHE BEGINNING. YEAH. &nbsp YOU'RE THE ONE WHO TOLD ME. &nbsp AND DID YOUTHINK THAT YOUCOULD CHANGE HIM? &nbsp THAT HE WOULDCHANGE FOR YOU? &nbsp I DON'T WANT TOTALK ABOUT IT. &nbsp OF COURSE NOT.IT'S OVER. &nbsp ON TO THE NEXT. YOU GOT WHAT YOU WANTED. &nbsp SO DID YOU. &nbsp FROM THEFIRST NIGHTTHAT WE MET, &nbsp AND HE TOOK ME HOME AND FUCKED ME, &nbsp YOU HAVE WANTED ME GONE. &nbsp WELL, MIKEY, YOU FINALLY GOT YOUR WISH. &nbsp THERE'S NOTHINGSTANDING IN YOURWAY ANY MORE. &nbsp HE'S ALL YOURS.YOU KNOW, &nbsp SINCE YOU'RENO LONGERWITH BRIAN, &nbsp THERE'S REALLYNO REASON FORYOU TO BE HERE,IS THERE? &nbsp SO WHY DON'TYOU JUST DO USALL A FAVOUR, &nbsp INCLUDINGYOURSELF,AND DISAPPEAR? &nbsp Lindsay:NOW HUDDLE INJUST A LITTLECLOSER TOGETHER. &nbsp Melanie: OKAY NOW. SAY "CUNNILINGUS". &nbsp [ Gagging ] &nbsp All: [ Laughing ] &nbsp OH, AREN'TTHEY ADORABLE. PRECIOUS. &nbsp OKAY, WE'LLSEE YOU TWOLOVEBIRDS LATER.BYE. &nbsp BYE-BYE. &nbsp LATER.SEE YA. &nbsp BYE. &nbsp THEY THINKWE DID IT. &nbsp EVERYBODY THINKS WE DID IT. &nbsp WELL, CAN WEHELP IT IF THEYMAKE CERTAINASSUMPTIONS? &nbsp DIDN'T THEYMAKE CERTAINASSUMPTIONS &nbsp BECAUSE WE LET THEM MAKE CERTAIN ASSUMPTIONS? &nbsp IT'S NOT ASIF WE LIEDTO THEM... &nbsp OR DIDN'T WANT TO DO IT. &nbsp WE SO WANTEDTO DO IT. BUT IT WAS LATE. &nbsp I, FOR ONE,HAD FAR TOOMANY RAGE-TINIS. &nbsp I COULD BARELY KEEP MY EYES OPEN. &nbsp NEXT THINGYOU KNOW, WEWERE ASLEEP. &nbsp WELL, AT LEAST, WE WERE IN THE SAME BED TOGETHER. &nbsp YEAH,WHICH MEANS,TECHNICALLY, &nbsp WE DID SLEEPTOGETHER.TECHNICALLY. &nbsp ANYWAY, WHEN WE FINALLY DO... &nbsp IT. IT... &nbsp [ Chuckle ] &nbsp WE WANT IT TO BE JUST RIGHT. &nbsp RIGHT? &nbsp RIGHT. &nbsp ABSOLUTELY RIGHT.INCREDIBLY RIGHT. &nbsp BEAUTIFULLYRIGHT. &nbsp Ben: NO, I KNOW, I KNOW. OF COURSE. UH, &nbsp I COMPLETELYUNDERSTAND. IT'SJUST THAT, UH, &nbsp SINCE I DECIDEDNOT TO GO TOTIBET AFTER ALL, &nbsp I THOUGHT THAT MAYBE YOU WOULD... &nbsp OH. OKAY THEN. &nbsp UM, I HOPE ALL GOES WELL. &nbsp YEAH, RIGHT. YOU TOO. HUH. &nbsp BYE. &nbsp BITCH. &nbsp NO LUCK? &nbsp OH, SHE SAID SHESIGNED THE LEASEIN GOOD FAITH, &nbsp AND SHE INTENDSTO STAY. &nbsp WHY DID IHAVE TO SUBLETMY PLACE TO ALAW PROFESSOR? &nbsp HUH.WELL, &nbsp GUESS I'D BETTERSTART SEARCHING. &nbsp CHECK OUTCAMPUS HOUSING. &nbsp WHY DO THAT? &nbsp I'VE GOT TO FIND SOME PLACE TO LIVE. &nbsp LIVE HERE. &nbsp WELL, LIVE HERE FOR A COUPLE OF DAYS, &nbsp OR LIVE HERE...FOR GOOD? &nbsp FOR GOOD. &nbsp WHY NOT?OH... &nbsp IT'S JUSTTHAT, UH... &nbsp ARE WE READYFOR THIS? &nbsp I MEAN, WE'VE... WE'VE NEVER DISCUSSED IT. &nbsp WHAT'S TO DISCUSS? &nbsp IT'S ACOMMITMENT. &nbsp AREN'T WE COMMITTED? &nbsp OF COURSEWE ARE.SO WHAT'STHE PROBLEM? &nbsp YOU AFRAID WE'RENOT GOING TOBE COMPATIBLE? &nbsp HUH, WELL,YOU NEVER KNOW. &nbsp ALL RIGHT, PROFESSOR BRUCKNER, &nbsp DO YOU THROW WILD PARTIES? &nbsp DO YOU PLAY LOUD MUSIC ALL NIGHT? &nbsp DO YOU SPEND HOURS IN THE BATHROOM? &nbsp LET'S SEE. WHAT ELSE AM I FORGETTING? &nbsp JUST THIS. &nbsp HMM. &nbsp I SAY WE'REGOING TO GETALONG JUST FINE. &nbsp MM-HMM. &nbsp HI, BOYS. &nbsp HOPE I'MINTERRUPTINGSOMETHING. &nbsp EM, WHAT WOULD YOU SAY TO... &nbsp BEN MOVING IN HERE? &nbsp UM, WELL, IT'S... &nbsp KIND OF A LOT OF PEOPLEIN A SMALL SPACE. &nbsp BUT HEY, I LIKE A LOT OFPEOPLE IN A SMALL SPACE. &nbsp [ Chuckling ] &nbsp WHAT ABOUTYOU AND... TED? &nbsp YEAH, WHAT ABOUT YOU AND TED? &nbsp I-I THOUGHT YOU WERE GOING TO BITE THE BULLET &nbsp AND TELLHIM NO.WELL, LET'S... &nbsp JUST SAY I DECIDED TO BITE SOMETHING ELSE. &nbsp Ben: IT'S GREAT &nbsp YOU GUYSDECIDED TOGET TOGETHER. &nbsp TO THINK HE'S BEEN RIGHT IN FRONT OF MY NOSE ALL ALONG. &nbsp STILL, I CAN'T IMAGINE HAVING SEX &nbsp WITH YOURBEST FRIEND. &nbsp REALLY? &nbsp SO... SO WHAT? I'M SORRY, &nbsp BECAUSE YOU CAN'T IMAGINE IT, &nbsp WHAT? TEDDY AND I DON'TDESERVE TO BE AS HAPPY &nbsp AS YOUAND BEN? &nbsp I DIDN'T MEAN THAT. &nbsp I WANT YOU TO HAVE &nbsp EVERYTHINGIN THE WORLD, &nbsp INCLUDING THE HOTTEST SEX. &nbsp I JUST DON'TWANT TO HEARABOUT IT. &nbsp Lindsay:HOW COULD YOUJUST LET HIM WALKOUT LIKE THAT? &nbsp Brian: WHAT WOULD YOU HAVE HAD ME DO? &nbsp THROW MYSELF DOWN ON MY KNEES AND BEG HIM NOT TO GO? &nbsp WELL, I'MNOT SURPRISEDHE LEFT. &nbsp IN FACT, ISAW IT COMING. &nbsp DID YOU HEAR THAT, SONNY BOY? &nbsp WHAT A PERCEP- TIVE PUSS YOUR MOMMA IS. &nbsp WELL, IT WASN'TJUST ME. ITWAS EVERYONE. &nbsp THE WAY YOUTREATED HIM,REFUSINGTO MAKE &nbsp EVEN THESLIGHTESTROMANTICGESTURE. &nbsp IT'S NO WONDERHE FOUNDSOMEONE ELSE. &nbsp HOWEVER... &nbsp MMM. &nbsp IT'S NOTTOO LATE. &nbsp FOR WHAT?TO GETHIM BACK. &nbsp OH, DON'T GIVEME THAT... &nbsp FUCKING SUPERIOR SNEER. &nbsp ALL YOU HAVE TO DO IS TELL HIM YOU LOVE HIM. &nbsp IT'S NOT TOO MUCH TOASK, A SMALL SACRIFICE. &nbsp AND THEN WE COULD BE A HAPPY COUPLE, &nbsp LIKE YOU AND MELANIE, &nbsp OR... ORMIKEY ANDTHE PROFESSOR. &nbsp GOD HELP US,TED AND EMMETT. &nbsp AND WHAT IS SO TERRIBLE WITH THAT? &nbsp NOTHING. IT'S JUST THAT... &nbsp I'M NOTA DYKE. &nbsp OR ONE OF THEGROWING LEGIONSOF DICKLESS FAGS &nbsp WHO THINK THAT BY IMIT- ATING THEM, &nbsp THEY'RE GOING TO FIND TRUE HAPPINESS. &nbsp SO YOU'DRATHER BE ALONE, &nbsp THAN BE WITH THEONE PERSON WHOLOVED YOU ENOUGH &nbsp TO ALMOST PUTUP WITH ALLYOUR BULLSHIT... &nbsp I NEVERLOVED HIM. &nbsp AND EVEN IFI DID, I'DNEVER ASK HIM &nbsp TO PUT MY NEEDSABOVE HIS OR... &nbsp BE SOMETHING HE'SNOT TO MAKE ME HAPPY. &nbsp I'D TELL HIM IFHE'S NOT GETTINGWHAT HE WANTS, &nbsp THEN GO FIND ITSOMEPLACE ELSE. &nbsp WELL, HE CERTAINLY LEARNED HIS LESSON. &nbsp CONGRATULATIONS. &nbsp Debbie:KIKI, THENEW WAITRESS, &nbsp FORMERLY KENNYTHE WAITER,[ Slapping of counter ] &nbsp TOLD METHAT JUSTINQUIT TODAY, &nbsp JUST LIKE THAT. &nbsp WHERE IN THEFUCK IS THECHEESE GRATER? &nbsp OH. &nbsp OH, AND GET THIS. &nbsp ON HIS WAY OUT THE DOOR, HE SAYS, &nbsp "BE SURE AND TELL DEBBIEI SAID GOODBYE." &nbsp LIKE HE WAS GOING AROUNDTHE GODDAMN CORNER. &nbsp [ Groan of disgust ] WHAT'S THE MATTER? &nbsp THERE'S NO MEAT IN THIS. &nbsp THE GIRLS WANTEDVEGETARIAN. &nbsp LESBIAN LASAGNA. &nbsp FOR CHRIST'SSAKE, MICHAEL, &nbsp IT'S NOTLIKE YOU HAVETO EAT PUSSY. &nbsp MOTHER!AND AFTERALL I DID &nbsp FOR THAT KID. &nbsp AFTER WHAT WE ALL DID. &nbsp I TOLD HIM, LOUDAND CLEAR... &nbsp TOLD HIM WHAT? &nbsp THAT HE'S A SELFISH,UNGRATEFUL LITTLE PRICK, &nbsp AND HE SHOULD GET THE FUCK OUT OF OUR LIVES. &nbsp YOU TOLD HIM THAT? &nbsp I SURE DID. &nbsp GIVE ME THAT. &nbsp WHAT'S THEMATTER WITH YOU? &nbsp WHATEVER HAPPENED BETWEEN THOSE TWO BOYS &nbsp IS NONE OF YOUR GODDAMN BUSINESS. &nbsp BRIAN HAPPENS TO BE MY BEST FRIEND. &nbsp YEAH, I KNOW ALL ABOUT YOUR BEST FRIEND. &nbsp AND IF YOUASK ME, &nbsp JUSTIN DID THERIGHT THING.HOPEFULLY,THIS... &nbsp ETHAN KID WILLAPPRECIATE HIM. &nbsp BRIAN APPRECIATED HIM. HE DID EVERY- THING FOR HIM. &nbsp EVERYTHING BUT LOVE HIM. &nbsp BUT THEN HE CAN'T LOVE ANYBODY. &nbsp NOT EVEN YOU. &nbsp [ Clatter of pots ] &nbsp Lindsay:[ Reading ]"TIME PASSED, &nbsp AND IT LOOKEDAS IF BEAUTYWOULD NEVER RETURN. &nbsp AND SO THE BEASTSHUT HIMSELF AWAYFROM THE WORLD, &nbsp IN LONELINESSAND DESPAIR." &nbsp HEY. HEY-HEY, &nbsp IT'S ONLY A FAIRY TALE. &nbsp [ Sigh ] I KNOW. HMM. &nbsp LOOK WHAT I FOUND. &nbsp A PHOTO, RIGHT AFTER WE GOT TOGETHER. &nbsp EIGHTYEARS. HMMM. &nbsp GOES BYIN A BLINK.A FLASH. &nbsp A SMILE. &nbsp YOU HAVEN'T CHANGED A BIT. &nbsp NEITHERHAVE YOU. &nbsp Both: [ Giggling ] &nbsp LIAR. LIAR! &nbsp [ Ringing of doorbell ] &nbsp [ Stereo ♪♪♪ ] &nbsp Melanie:CUTIE!LINZ, &nbsp LOOK WHO'S HERE. &nbsp OH HI, SWEETIE.COME ON IN. &nbsp I HOPE IT'S NOT TOO LATE. &nbsp NO. WE WERE JUST SET- TING UP FOR THE PARTY. &nbsp YOU'LL BE HERE,WON'T YOU? &nbsp ACTUALLY I HAVE OTHER PLANS. &nbsp I-I CAME BY NOW TO GIVE YOU GUYS THIS. &nbsp OH, YOU DIDN'T HAVE TO BRING US... HAPPY ANNIVERSARY. &nbsp UH, WAIT. &nbsp YOU JUSTGOT HERE. &nbsp ETHAN'S WAITING FOR ME. &nbsp WELL, YOU CAN BRING HIM TOO, IF YOU WANT. &nbsp Melanie:AND IF YOU'REWORRIED &nbsp ABOUT RUNNINGINTO BRIAN, &nbsp FORGET IT. &nbsp THIS IS THE LASTPLACE HE'D BE. &nbsp IT WASN'T JUST THAT. I... &nbsp FIGURED IT WOULD BE EASIER FOR YOU GUYS &nbsp IF I WASN'T AROUND. &nbsp WHY THE HELLWOULD YOUTHINK THAT? &nbsp YOU WERE HIS FRIENDS FIRST. &nbsp BUT YOU'RE OUR FRIEND TOO. &nbsp WE LOVE YOU THESAME AS HIM... &nbsp IF NOT MORE. &nbsp SO WHY DON'TYOU HOLDON TO THAT, &nbsp AND GIVE IT TOUS AT THE PARTY? &nbsp Gus:[ Babbling ] &nbsp

&nbsp Man:HI. &nbsp HI. &nbsp I WAS HOPINGYOU'D MAKE YOURWAY OVER HERE. &nbsp [ Mixed chatter ] &nbsp HUH! WOULD YOU LOOK AT THAT. &nbsp MY GOD, I NEVERTHOUGHT I'D LIVETO SEE THE DAY. &nbsp BRIAN KINNEY,REJECTED. &nbsp HIS STOCK HAS PLUMMETED. &nbsp THE NASDAQOF FAGS. &nbsp I'M TELLING YOU,YOU'VE GOT TOBE SO CAREFUL &nbsp WHAT YOU PUT ITINTO THESE DAYS. &nbsp Both: [ Snickering ] &nbsp DID YOU HEARWHAT THEYWERE SAYING? &nbsp MEAN,VICIOUS CUNTS. &nbsp SELF-LOATHINGSTEREOTYPES. &nbsp FUNNY, I THOUGHT THEY SOUNDED AN AWFUL LOT LIKE US. &nbsp WE'RE ALLOWEDTO TALK THAT WAY. &nbsp WE'RE HISFRIENDS. &nbsp WHAT DO YOU SAY WE GO OVER &nbsp AND LET HIM INSULT US FOR A LITTLE WHILE. &nbsp OH, GOOD IDEA.MIGHT MAKE HIMFEEL BETTER. &nbsp Debbie: I THOUGHT YOU TWO'D BE HOME &nbsp STAINING THE SHEETS. [ Chuckling ] &nbsp WHY, ITMUST BE... &nbsp MMM...DEBBIE. &nbsp [ Chuckling ]OH, AND VIC. &nbsp THE NEW TWO- SOME IN TOWN. &nbsp Vic: I THINK IT'S GREAT. &nbsp AND DON'T LETANYONE TELL YOU &nbsp THE ODDS ARE STACKED AGAINST YOU. &nbsp WHAT ODDS? &nbsp FOR CHRIST'SSAKE, VIC, &nbsp YOU'RE NOT GONNA BRING UP CARLOS, ARE YOU? &nbsp SCARE THEFUCKING SHITOUT OF THEM. &nbsp I WASN'T PLANNING TO. &nbsp WHO, UM... WHO'S CARLOS? &nbsp Vic: FORGET IT. &nbsp MY SISTER'SGOT A BIG MOUTH. &nbsp NEVER NOTICED. &nbsp HE AND VIC WERE BEST FRIENDS. LIKE YOU TWO. &nbsp I MEAN, FOR YEARS THEY WERE INSEPARABLE. &nbsp AND THEN ONEDAY, CARLOSSAYS TO VIC, &nbsp "I'M IN LOVE WITH SOMEBODY." &nbsp VIC SAYS, "WHO?" CARLOS SAYS, "YOU." &nbsp I TRIED TO WARN THEM NOT TO MESS WITH A GOOD THING, &nbsp BUT THEY WENT AHEAD WITH IT ANYWAY. &nbsp AND THREE MONTHS LATER, &nbsp CARLOS VANISHESWITHOUT A TRACE, &nbsp AND THISONE'S AROUNDTHE BEND. &nbsp YOU'RE LEAVINGOUT A FEWDETAILS. &nbsp Debbie: THE POINT IS... &nbsp Vic: THE POINT IS, &nbsp IT HAS NOTHINGTO DO WITH THEM. &nbsp HAVE A NICE NIGHT, GUYS. &nbsp HAVE A NICENIGHT, GUYS. &nbsp

&nbsp I NEVER REALIZED YOU HAD... &nbsp SO MANYCLOTHES. &nbsp WELL, I NEVERREALIZED YOURCLOSET WASSO SMALL. &nbsp WELL, HOW ARE WE SUPPOSED TO CRAM IT ALL IN? &nbsp YOU KNOW,WE NEVER HADPROBLEMS BEFORE. &nbsp [ Chuckle/playful growl ] &nbsp Michael: MM-MM-MMM. &nbsp WE'RE SUP-POSED TO... &nbsp BE MOVINGYOU IN. &nbsp Both: [ Chuckling ] &nbsp ALL RIGHT. AH-H. &nbsp HOW ABOUTRIGHT THERE? &nbsp ALL RIGHT NOW, THESE ARE HARD. &nbsp YOU HAVE...OKAY. &nbsp [ Indistinct comments ] &nbsp Brian: I LEAVE THE TWO OF YOU ALONE &nbsp FOR FIVE MINUTES... &nbsp CHRIST,BRIAN. &nbsp HOW'D YOUGET IN HERE? &nbsp MY WIDDLE KEY. &nbsp THAT'S FOREMERGENCIES.EXACTLY. &nbsp IF I DON'T FINDSOMEONE TO GO TOBABYLON WITH ME, &nbsp I'LL DIE. &nbsp Michael: WHAT IS THE MATTER WITH YOU? &nbsp GO ON,GET OUT. &nbsp BEN'S JUSTMOVING IN. &nbsp SUFFERING SAPPHO. &nbsp YOU TOO. &nbsp LOOK, I'LL CALLYOU LATER. &nbsp MICHAEL. &nbsp WHY DON'T YOU GO WITH HIM? &nbsp NOW? &nbsp COME ON,LOOK...LOOK AT HIM. &nbsp Ben: THE POOR GUY NEEDS A FRIEND. &nbsp I WOULD TOO, IFI EVER LOST YOU. &nbsp BUT WHAT ABOUTUS? THIS IS YOURFIRST NIGHT HERE. &nbsp AND THERE'LLBE OTHERS. &nbsp I LIVE HERE NOW, &nbsp REMEMBER?[ Chuckling ] &nbsp MMM. &nbsp ♪ YOU'VE GOT THE MAGIC TOUCH ♪ &nbsp ♪ OOH-OOH ♪ [ Whirring ] &nbsp ♪ IT MAKES ME GLOW SO MUCH ♪ &nbsp ♪ OOH-OOH-OOH... ♪ &nbsp Emmett: CAN I COME IN NOW? &nbsp HOLD ON. HOLD ON. &nbsp ♪ ...IT RINGS A BELL ♪ &nbsp ♪ THE MAGIC TOUCH ♪ &nbsp ♪ OOH, OOH, OOH ♪ OKAY. &nbsp ♪ THE MAGIC TOUCH ♪ &nbsp JESUS. [ Chuckling ] &nbsp LOOKS LIKE FAO SCHWARTZDECIDED TO OPEN ANADULT TOYS DEPARTMENT. &nbsp SHUT UP AND GET IN BED. &nbsp OKAY. &nbsp WELL, CLOSE YOUR EYES. &nbsp WHAT FOR? &nbsp I'M MODEST.MODEST? &nbsp I'VE SEEN YOU WHACK OFF ON THE WEBSITE 100 TIMES. &nbsp WELL, THAT WAS DIFFERENT. &nbsp THAT WAS WORK. &nbsp THIS IS YOU AND ME. IT'S OUR FIRST TIME. &nbsp I WANT IT TO BE INNOCENT, &nbsp YOU KNOW, FILLED WITH... &nbsp ANTICIPATION, AND... &nbsp AND DISCOVERY... &nbsp JOY. &nbsp [ Scoff ] &nbsp NOW, GO ON. &nbsp [ Sighing/chuckling ] &nbsp [ Giggle ] &nbsp OKAY, YOU CAN OPEN THEM. &nbsp [ Sigh ] &nbsp WELL...HERE WE ARE. &nbsp YOU'D THINK MY HEART WAS RUNNING IN THE PREAKNESS. &nbsp MY HANDSARE COLD ASICE. FEEL. &nbsp [ Screaming ] &nbsp SORRY. [ Panting ] &nbsp IT'S ALL RIGHT. &nbsp WE JUST NEED TO... &nbsp CALM DOWN. TAKE IT EASY. &nbsp GO SLOW. &nbsp AND DON'T EXPECT TOO MUCH. &nbsp SO IN CASETHERE'S NO... &nbsp YOU KNOW... &nbsp FIREWORKS ORFANFARE OR... &nbsp THE PITTSBURGH POPSPLAYING THE"1812 OVERTURE", &nbsp WE WON'T ENDUP LIKE VICAND CARLOS. &nbsp WHAT DO YOU SUPPOSE HAPPENED? &nbsp [ Sigh ]IT'S BESTNOT TO KNOW. &nbsp [ Chuckling ]IT MIGHT INCA-PACITATE US &nbsp WITH SELF-DOUBT AND FEAR. &nbsp TEDDY? &nbsp YEAH? &nbsp YOU KNOW I LOVE YOU. RIGHT? &nbsp YOU TOO. &nbsp OUT OF ALLTHE PEOPLEIN THE WORLD, &nbsp THERE'S NO ONEI FEEL CLOSERTO THAN YOU. &nbsp SO WHAT IFTHIS DOESN'TWORK OUT? &nbsp CAN WE STILL GO BACK TO BEING JUST FRIENDS? &nbsp [ Deep sigh ] &nbsp [ Sigh of defeat ] &nbsp

&nbsp ♪ BRIGHTER THAN A LIGHTNING STRIKE ♪ &nbsp ♪ SHOCKS ME WITH ELECTRIC HEAT ♪ &nbsp ♪ STING ME AS A LOVER'S TOUCH ♪ &nbsp ♪ HOTTER THAN THE MUSIC'S BEAT ♪ &nbsp ♪ I LIGHT UP WHEN YOU WALK BY... ♪ &nbsp BRIAN. &nbsp BRIAN! &nbsp BRIAN, I'VE GOT TO GO. &nbsp BEN'S WAITING. &nbsp I'M SURE THE PROFESSOR'S ALL TUCKED IN &nbsp AND IN DREAM- LAND BY NOW. &nbsp VITAMINS? &nbsp NO, THANKS. &nbsp [ Sniffing ] MMMM. &nbsp IT'S JUST LIKEOLD TIMES,ISN'T IT? &nbsp YEAH, YOUGET LOADED,AND I GET TOTAKE YOU HOME. &nbsp I MEAN... &nbsp JUST YOUAND ME. &nbsp

&nbsp [ Sniffing ] &nbsp

&nbsp OO-OOH! &nbsp COME ON. &nbsp

&nbsp Michael: [ Narrating ] WHETHER IT WAS THE MUSIC, &nbsp OR BRIAN'S SECRET BLEND OF 11HERBS AND SPICES, &nbsp OR BECAUSE IT WAS, LIKE HESAID, &nbsp THE WAY IT USED TO BE, &nbsp EVERYTHING SEEMED TO VANISH, &nbsp UNTIL IT WAS JUST THE TWO OF USUP THERE... &nbsp ALONE. &nbsp

&nbsp Woman: ...CAN YOU JUST GATHER IN THE GROUP? &nbsp THAT'S IT. OKAY NOW, SAY, "PUSSY!" &nbsp Various: PUSSY! &nbsp [ Mixed chatter/ laughter ] &nbsp

&nbsp THIS NEARLY WAS OURS. HMM. &nbsp A FLOUR-LESSANNIVERSARY CAKE. &nbsp SANDALWOOD CANDLES. &nbsp "HAPPY 8th. LOVE, DORY AND ROBYN."HMMM. &nbsp All: PUSSY! &nbsp [ Laughter ] &nbsp AND OURLATEST PHOTO &nbsp FOR OUR KEEP-SAKE ALBUM, &nbsp SHOWING USA LITTLE BITOLDER THAN THEYEAR BEFORE. &nbsp AND THE YEARBEFORE THAT. &nbsp HMM. LYING TOEACH OTHER... &nbsp "YOU LOOK GREAT!""NO, YOULOOK GREAT." &nbsp "NO, YOULOOK GREAT.""YOU..." &nbsp HEY! LOVEBIRDS. &nbsp YOU LOOKGREAT! &nbsp [ Laughter ]LOVEBIRDS. &nbsp HAPPY ANNIVERSARY. HAPPY ANNIVERSARY. &nbsp NEXT YEAR IT'LLBE YOU TWO. &nbsp YEAH, JUST LIKE US. &nbsp BYE! HAVE FUN. &nbsp [ Chuckling ] &nbsp [ Mixed chatter ] &nbsp

&nbsp Michael: HAVE YOU EVER SEEN SO MANY COUPLES? &nbsp AH, IT'S THENEW WORLD ORDER. &nbsp WHAT'S GOOD FOR THE HETEROS IS GOOD FOR THE HOMOS. &nbsp YOU SOUNDSUSPICIOUSLYLIKE YOURDANCING PARTNER. &nbsp WHAT TIME DIDYOU GET INLAST NIGHT? &nbsp NOT TOO LATE. Y... YOU WERE ALREADY ASLEEP. &nbsp HM. DID YOUHAVE FUN? &nbsp SAME OLD, SAME OLD.YEAH, &nbsp SAME OLD HOTMUSIC, SAME OLDHALF-NAKED MEN. &nbsp Michael:WHAT'S HEDOING HERE? &nbsp THE GIRLSINVITED HIM. &nbsp YEAH, AND HE HAS THE FUCKING NERVE &nbsp TO BRING HIS NEW BOYFRIEND. &nbsp Melanie: HI. WE'RE SO GLAD TO HAVE YOU, &nbsp IN OUR...IN OUR YARD. &nbsp [ Laughter ] &nbsp Bart:I SAY WE GO FORTHE KING EDWARD. &nbsp Ned: I SAY THE QUEEN MARY. &nbsp WHY DON'T YOUEACH GET APRINCE ALBERT &nbsp AND BE DONEWITH IT? &nbsp WE'RE NOT DISCUSS- ING PIERCINGS. &nbsp THEY'RE SILVER PATTERNS. AND HE'S BEING &nbsp HIS USUAL GODDAMNED STUBBORN SELF. &nbsp I'M STUBBORN? I'M STUBBORN. &nbsp WE FINALLY DECIDE ON BLUE CORNFLOWER FOR PLATES. &nbsp WE REGISTERED AND EVERYTHING. &nbsp AND THENHE CHANGESHIS MIND. &nbsp I'M ALLOWED TO CHANGE MY MIND. &nbsp Ned:WELL THEN, MAYBETHEN I SHOULDCHANGE MINE &nbsp ABOUT EVEN HAVING THE CEREMONY. &nbsp Bart: HOW DARE YOU SAY THAT TO ME &nbsp AFTER BEINGTOGETHER FORNINE MONTHS? &nbsp CHRIST, AREN'T THERE ANY GOOD OLD-FASHIONED QUEERS LEFT? &nbsp YOU KNOW, NOTTHAT I GIVEA FUCK, BUT... &nbsp I KNOW A COUPLE OF BULLS WHO COULD ADVISE YOU BEARS. &nbsp

&nbsp [ Mixed chatter ] &nbsp Debbie:THERE YOUGO, HONEY. &nbsp WANNA TAKETHESE OUTSIDEFOR ME? &nbsp THERE ARE PEOPLEWAITING FOR IT.THANK YOU. MM-HMM. &nbsp HEY! &nbsp Debbie:HOLD IT. &nbsp GET YOUR PERKY LITTLE BUTT BACK HERE. &nbsp SINCE WHEN DO YOU WALK BY ME &nbsp AND NOT SAY HELLO? &nbsp DEB, PLEASE. THIS IS HARD ENOUGH. &nbsp YEAH WELL, YOU'DMAKE IT EASIERON YOURSELF &nbsp IF YOU SHOWED SOME MANNERS. &nbsp WHO THE FUCK'S HE? &nbsp THIS IS ETHAN.HMM. &nbsp THE NEW BOYFRIEND. I'M DEBBIE. HI. &nbsp I'VE BEEN KEEPING AN EYE ON SUNSHINE &nbsp EVER SINCE HE LEFT HOME. &nbsp SUNSHINE? &nbsp YOU GOT A PROB-LEM WITH THAT? &nbsp NO. NOPROBLEM. &nbsp WHATEVER MY SONSAID TO YOU, &nbsp HE DOES NOT SPEAK FOR ME, OR ANYONE ELSE. &nbsp WE ALL STILL LOVE YOU, &nbsp AND YOU'RESTILL A MEMBEROF THIS FAMILY. &nbsp DO I MAKE MYSELF CLEAR? &nbsp YEAH. &nbsp I EXPECT YOU BACK AT THE DINER &nbsp FIRST THING TOMORROW. &nbsp DON'T BE LATE. &nbsp AS FOR YOU... &nbsp MM-HM? &nbsp YOU'RE FUCKING ADORABLE IS WHAT YOU ARE. &nbsp [ Chuckling ] &nbsp Woman: AH, EXCUSE ME? &nbsp EXCUSE ME?UM, CAN I... &nbsp OH, SORRY. &nbsp [ Mixed chatter ] &nbsp WHAT THEHELL ARE YOUDOING HERE? &nbsp I BELIEVE I WAS INVITED. &nbsp YOU SAID YOUWEREN'T COMING. I WASN'T. &nbsp HOWEVER, UH, MY TWO NEW BEST FRIENDS... &nbsp NED. BART. &nbsp THEY CAN'T MAKE UP THEIR MINDS: &nbsp THE QUEEN MARY OR KING EDWARD? &nbsp AND I THOUGHT MAYBE YOU COULD SETTLE IT FOR THEM. &nbsp GOTTA PISS. &nbsp CHRIST.BRIAN... &nbsp WATCH WHEREYOU'RE AIMING. &nbsp CAN'T YOU WAIT TILL I'M FINISHED? &nbsp [ Unzipping of fly ] &nbsp WHAT'S THEBIG DEAL?I'VE SEEN IT. &nbsp [ Sigh ] &nbsp [ Zipping of fly ] &nbsp DON'T FORGET TOWASH YOUR HANDS. &nbsp BY THE WAY... &nbsp I HOPE YOU GET WHAT YOU WANT. &nbsp THE KING EDWARDIS STUNNING. &nbsp AND THE QUEEN MARY'S A CLASSIC. &nbsp BUT WE WENT WITH THEEMPRESS ALEXANDRA. &nbsp IT'S ELEGANT ENOUGH FOR DINNER... &nbsp BUT STURDY ENOUGHFOR EVERY DAY. YEAH. &nbsp IT'S LOVELY. &nbsp DON'T YOU THINK SO, HONEY? &nbsp Bart: LOVELY. &nbsp SO HOW LONG HAVE YOU TWO BEEN TOGETHER? &nbsp UH, EIGHTYEARS ANDSTILL COUNTING. &nbsp Lindsay & Melanie: KAYNA HORA! [ Chuckling ] &nbsp [ Mixed chatter ] &nbsp

&nbsp DO YOU BELIEVETHE NERVE OFTHAT LITTLE TWAT, &nbsp SHOWING UPHERE WITH HISNEW BOYFRIEND? &nbsp I TOLD HIM TOSTAY THE FUCKOUT OF OUR LIVES. &nbsp WHY'D YOU DO THAT?AFTER WHATHE DID? &nbsp HE DIDN'TDO ANYTHING. &nbsp WE WERE NEVER HAPPILY MARRIED. &nbsp HE WAS ALWAYS FREE TO GO. SO WAS I. &nbsp YOU'RE JUST SAY-ING THAT. HE'SA SELFISH SHIT. &nbsp BE QUIET, MICHAEL.HE USED YOU, &nbsp AND HE TOOKFROM YOU &nbsp AND HE NEVERGAVE BACKA THING. &nbsp I SAID BE QUIET. &nbsp AND THIS IS THETHANKS YOU GET &nbsp FOR SAVINGHIS LIFE. &nbsp IF YOU ASK ME, ITWASN'T WORTH IT. &nbsp YOU MIGHT AS WELLHAVE JUST LEFTHIM LYING THERE... &nbsp [ Clanging of bell ] &nbsp [ Shouting of crowd at boxing match ] &nbsp Michael: AND THERE YOU HAVE IT, FOLKS, &nbsp THE INSTANT RECAP LEADING TO THE SURPRISE PUNCH &nbsp THAT LANDED MIGHTY MIKE NOVOTNY ON HIS KEISTER. &nbsp MICHAEL! &nbsp [ Mixed reactions ] &nbsp SHIT! &nbsp Debbie:SHIT! &nbsp Various: IS THERE... IS THERE A NURSE OR A DOCTOR? &nbsp BRIAN! WHAT'S HIS PROBLEM? &nbsp Debbie:YOU FUCKINGANIMAL, &nbsp HITTINGMY KID. &nbsp Lindsay: JESUS. ARE YOU ALL RIGHT? &nbsp YOU SON OF A BITCH! &nbsp NO, DON'T! &nbsp [ Breaking of glass ] &nbsp Woman: DO MEN ALWAYS DO THAT? &nbsp I'M ALL RIGHT.LEMME SEE,SWEETHEART.LEMME SEE. &nbsp BRIAN, I THINK YOU BETTER LEAVE. &nbsp NOW! &nbsp Debbie:ASSHOLE. &nbsp DON'T EVENLOOK AT HIM... &nbsp Various: GO, ASSHOLE. GET OUT. &nbsp [ Mixed murmurs ] &nbsp [ Grunting in pain ] &nbsp Woman: I FIGURE IT'S TIME TO LEAVE. &nbsp [ Murmurs of agreement ] &nbsp [ Opening of door ] &nbsp Emmett: NO COLOUR WHEEL? &nbsp NO. NO... &nbsp DILDOS? &nbsp NO. &nbsp NO ROBE? &nbsp JUST ME, IN THE FLESH. &nbsp NOW, ARE WEABSOLUTELY,100% POSITIVE &nbsp WE WANT TOGO THROUGHWITH THIS? &nbsp ABSOLUTELY 100%? &nbsp NO. &nbsp BUT DON'T YOU THINK IT'S WORTH THE RISK? &nbsp I GUESS WE'LLKNOW IN ABOUT10 MINUTES. &nbsp 10 MINUTES? HUH. &nbsp LET'S, UH... LET'S GIVE IT AT LEAST HALF AN HOUR. &nbsp HUH. RIGHT. &nbsp WELL... &nbsp HERE GOES. &nbsp UH, WAIT. &nbsp I... I JUSTWANT TO SAY, &nbsp NO MATTER WHAT HAPPENS, &nbsp I PROMISENOT TO VANISHWITHOUT A TRACE. &nbsp AND I PROMISENOT TO GOAROUND THE BEND. &nbsp UH, WAIT. &nbsp [ Whispering ] GOOD LUCK, TEDDY. &nbsp BREAK ALEG, EM. &nbsp HMM. &nbsp [ Knocking on door ] &nbsp I'M WORKING.WHAT DOYOU WANT? &nbsp TO GIVE YOU THIS. &nbsp A MAKE-UP GIFT? &nbsp GO ON. TAKE IT. &nbsp OH MY GOD... &nbsp IT'S DRIPPING BLOOD! &nbsp WHAT'S IN HERE? &nbsp IT'S YOURMOTHER'S HEART. &nbsp [ Chuckling ] &nbsp IT'S A KANSAS CITY STEAK. &nbsp IT'S $23A POUND. &nbsp STICK IT ONYOUR EYE,THEN EAT IT. &nbsp THANKS AFUCKING LOT. &nbsp DOES IT HURT? &nbsp CUT IT OUT. &nbsp YOU NEVER HIT ME BEFORE. &nbsp BUT I GUESS AFTER WHAT I SAID, &nbsp I DESERVED IT. &nbsp YOU MUST REALLY LOVE HIM.[ Scoffing ] &nbsp I-I TOLD HIM FROM DAY ONE, I DON'T BELIEVE IN LOVE. &nbsp I BELIEVE IN... FUCKING. YEAH. &nbsp I... I KNOW. &nbsp EXCEPT FOR YOU,OF COURSE. &nbsp I'M HONOURED. &nbsp I WANT YOU TO MAKE UP WITH HIM. &nbsp NO FUCKING WAY. &nbsp BUT YOU HAVE WORK TO DO. &nbsp "RAGE," &nbsp VOLUME ONE, ISSUE NUMBER TWO. &nbsp FORGET IT. &nbsp WELL, WHAT ABOUT MIKEY'S BIG DREAM? &nbsp HE'LL JUST HAVE TO GET HIMSELF A NEW ONE. &nbsp HEY, YOU WANT TO, UM... &nbsp DO YOU WANT TOGO TO THE DINER, &nbsp GET SOMETHING TO EAT? &nbsp I GOT PLANS. &nbsp [ Opening of door ] [ Jingling of bells ] &nbsp

&nbsp [ Knocking on door ] &nbsp

&nbsp HI. &nbsp MY NAME'S... DOESN'T MATTER. &nbsp SO AM IWHAT YOU'RELOOKING FOR? &nbsp CLOSE ENOUGH. &nbsp

&nbsp THAT'LL BE300 THEN. &nbsp UP FRONT. &nbsp [ Rustling of money ] &nbsp THE BEDROOM'S THAT WAY. &nbsp

&nbsp ROLL OVER. &nbsp

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&nbsp MOO! &nbsp

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