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These are the user uploaded subtitles that are being translated: 1 00:00:04,084 --> 00:00:07,569 [theme music] 2 00:01:38,769 --> 00:01:41,654 [music playing] 3 00:01:41,731 --> 00:01:42,655 Hi. 4 00:01:42,732 --> 00:01:43,656 How you doing? 5 00:01:43,733 --> 00:01:47,285 Have a nice day today. 6 00:01:47,361 --> 00:01:49,287 Drive safe. 7 00:01:49,363 --> 00:01:50,663 Hi. 8 00:01:50,740 --> 00:01:53,624 Hi. 9 00:01:53,701 --> 00:01:55,668 Hi, everybody. 10 00:01:55,679 --> 00:01:56,669 Hi. 11 00:01:56,746 --> 00:01:57,628 Hi. 12 00:01:57,705 --> 00:01:59,547 How you doing? 13 00:01:59,624 --> 00:02:01,132 Careful. 14 00:02:01,209 --> 00:02:02,100 Hi. 15 00:02:02,177 --> 00:02:03,059 Hi. 16 00:02:05,713 --> 00:02:06,604 Hi. 17 00:02:10,051 --> 00:02:11,142 How you doing? 18 00:02:11,219 --> 00:02:12,810 Hi. 19 00:02:12,887 --> 00:02:15,479 Look, Charlie, it's 12 o'clock. 20 00:02:15,556 --> 00:02:16,489 Time for lunch. 21 00:02:22,530 --> 00:02:25,907 Hi, how you doing? 22 00:02:25,983 --> 00:02:28,576 Oh, I feel awful. 23 00:02:28,587 --> 00:02:30,344 What's the matter? 24 00:02:30,421 --> 00:02:33,164 I got indigestion from that burrito we had back there. 25 00:02:33,241 --> 00:02:35,082 Maybe you should have stopped after the taco, 26 00:02:35,159 --> 00:02:37,043 and the hamburger, and the malt, and the fries. 27 00:02:37,053 --> 00:02:38,419 It was not the quantity. 28 00:02:38,496 --> 00:02:40,630 They put something in that burrito. 29 00:02:40,640 --> 00:02:41,930 Olives. 30 00:02:42,008 --> 00:02:44,342 Olives always give me indigestion. 31 00:02:44,418 --> 00:02:47,386 Not knowing where we're going gives me indigestion. 32 00:02:47,463 --> 00:02:48,804 It should be around here somewhere. 33 00:02:48,881 --> 00:02:51,390 Well, that's encouraging. 34 00:02:51,467 --> 00:02:52,350 Ah. 35 00:02:52,426 --> 00:02:53,109 That's it. 36 00:02:53,186 --> 00:02:54,101 MARK GORDON: That's what? 37 00:02:54,178 --> 00:02:56,354 JONATHAN SMITH: Right there. 38 00:02:56,430 --> 00:03:01,901 MARK GORDON: [burps] Got to be a bad sign. 39 00:03:01,912 --> 00:03:03,036 Turn. 40 00:03:24,917 --> 00:03:25,841 Soup's on. 41 00:03:25,918 --> 00:03:26,759 Go on, eat up. 42 00:03:26,836 --> 00:03:28,144 Eat up. 43 00:03:28,221 --> 00:03:30,054 You know, you shouldn't pick out all the peanuts. 44 00:03:30,131 --> 00:03:32,598 That's all I could find today. 45 00:03:32,675 --> 00:03:34,267 That's it. 46 00:03:34,343 --> 00:03:36,269 Eat up. 47 00:03:36,345 --> 00:03:38,854 Where's Blanche today, Beatrice? 48 00:03:38,931 --> 00:03:39,772 OK. 49 00:03:39,849 --> 00:03:40,740 Go on, you find her. 50 00:03:43,436 --> 00:03:45,903 Charlie. 51 00:03:45,980 --> 00:03:47,613 Look at this guy. 52 00:03:47,690 --> 00:03:48,990 Just look at him. 53 00:03:49,066 --> 00:03:51,242 It's Melvin Rich. 54 00:03:51,319 --> 00:03:53,911 He says the reason there's so many homeless people in town 55 00:03:53,988 --> 00:03:55,212 is the soup kitchens. 56 00:03:55,290 --> 00:03:57,415 Don't feed them and they'll go away. 57 00:03:57,491 --> 00:03:59,676 And then he gets the city council to vote cutbacks. 58 00:04:02,371 --> 00:04:03,879 Huh? 59 00:04:03,956 --> 00:04:06,340 Yeah, I know. 60 00:04:06,417 --> 00:04:07,725 Somebody ought to tell him. 61 00:04:11,940 --> 00:04:15,441 [birds chirping] 62 00:04:17,845 --> 00:04:19,937 Hey, Jonathan. 63 00:04:20,014 --> 00:04:20,938 What? 64 00:04:21,015 --> 00:04:22,740 I mean, look at that poor guy. 65 00:04:29,190 --> 00:04:32,575 Boy, I mean, he is gone. 66 00:04:32,651 --> 00:04:33,718 I mean, really gone. 67 00:04:33,795 --> 00:04:34,952 I mean, he's out there. 68 00:04:35,029 --> 00:04:39,790 He slipped off the scope, lost contact with Houston control. 69 00:04:39,867 --> 00:04:42,176 He's just sitting there talking to himself like-- 70 00:04:46,299 --> 00:04:48,308 I was talking to a friend. 71 00:04:51,212 --> 00:04:52,478 He was here a second ago. 72 00:04:59,387 --> 00:05:01,487 Jonathan, I really wish you wouldn't do that. 73 00:05:03,808 --> 00:05:07,234 Aw, don't tell me that Bum's our next assignment. 74 00:05:07,311 --> 00:05:09,445 That's right. 75 00:05:09,522 --> 00:05:12,198 He hasn't got much longer to live, Mark. 76 00:05:12,274 --> 00:05:14,950 Just 24 hours. 77 00:05:15,027 --> 00:05:16,294 We're here to grant him a wish. 78 00:05:18,781 --> 00:05:20,998 Listen to this, Charlie. 79 00:05:21,075 --> 00:05:23,334 He says he wants to "close the park 80 00:05:23,411 --> 00:05:26,712 and pave it over to make more parking space 81 00:05:26,789 --> 00:05:28,631 for the business district." 82 00:05:28,707 --> 00:05:32,343 Boy, I would really like to tell that guy a thing or two. 83 00:05:32,420 --> 00:05:34,011 JONATHAN SMITH: What would you want to tell him? 84 00:05:34,088 --> 00:05:36,013 What? 85 00:05:36,090 --> 00:05:36,972 Who, me? 86 00:05:37,049 --> 00:05:38,699 Yeah. 87 00:05:38,276 --> 00:05:39,508 I couldn't help but overhear what you were 88 00:05:39,585 --> 00:05:40,935 saying to your friend, there. 89 00:05:41,011 --> 00:05:43,687 My friend? 90 00:05:43,764 --> 00:05:44,688 You mean Charlie? 91 00:05:44,699 --> 00:05:45,915 Mhm. 92 00:05:45,992 --> 00:05:46,649 Now, my name is Jonathan. 93 00:05:46,725 --> 00:05:50,027 This is my friend, Mark. 94 00:05:50,104 --> 00:05:53,155 How are you doing there, Charlie? 95 00:05:53,232 --> 00:05:55,991 Who is he talking to? 96 00:05:56,068 --> 00:05:59,203 Well, to your friend, Charlie. 97 00:05:59,280 --> 00:06:02,498 Y-- you see Charlie? 98 00:06:02,575 --> 00:06:04,792 Well, yeah, sure I see him. 99 00:06:04,869 --> 00:06:06,043 Don't you? 100 00:06:06,120 --> 00:06:07,712 No. 101 00:06:07,789 --> 00:06:09,338 You better get your friend some help, you know? 102 00:06:09,415 --> 00:06:10,798 Well, he's had a bad day. 103 00:06:10,875 --> 00:06:12,883 Olives do that to him. 104 00:06:12,960 --> 00:06:13,801 Olives. 105 00:06:13,878 --> 00:06:15,052 Huh, what? 106 00:06:15,129 --> 00:06:17,471 That's pretty weird. 107 00:06:17,548 --> 00:06:20,433 My name is Willy, Willy the Waver. 108 00:06:20,509 --> 00:06:22,726 That's what everybody calls me, anyway. 109 00:06:22,803 --> 00:06:24,478 Now, wait-- wait just a minute now. 110 00:06:24,555 --> 00:06:26,730 You mean you don't see him? 111 00:06:26,807 --> 00:06:27,615 Of course not. 112 00:06:27,692 --> 00:06:28,624 He's not there. 113 00:06:28,701 --> 00:06:30,651 But I don't mind if you see him. 114 00:06:30,728 --> 00:06:32,445 You were the one I was talking to him. 115 00:06:32,521 --> 00:06:35,614 Well, of course I was, because he's the only person 116 00:06:35,625 --> 00:06:36,574 I got to talk to. 117 00:06:36,650 --> 00:06:37,850 He's my friend. 118 00:06:37,927 --> 00:06:38,701 But you, you got Jonathan there. 119 00:06:38,777 --> 00:06:40,035 He's your friend. 120 00:06:40,112 --> 00:06:42,163 You see, that's why I was kind of surprised when 121 00:06:42,239 --> 00:06:44,665 you were talking to Charlie. 122 00:06:44,742 --> 00:06:45,916 What's that? 123 00:06:45,993 --> 00:06:46,834 Oh. 124 00:06:46,911 --> 00:06:48,627 Yeah, yeah. 125 00:06:48,704 --> 00:06:52,423 Charlie said he's a little bit surprised too. 126 00:06:52,500 --> 00:06:55,134 But he doesn't mind if you talk to him. 127 00:06:55,211 --> 00:06:57,636 That's fine with him. 128 00:06:57,713 --> 00:07:00,264 Charlie's a very easy going kind of a guy. 129 00:07:00,341 --> 00:07:02,808 He's used to all kinds. 130 00:07:02,885 --> 00:07:04,768 You were saying you wanted to tell something 131 00:07:04,845 --> 00:07:06,904 to that guy in the paper. 132 00:07:06,981 --> 00:07:09,773 Oh, Melvin Rich. 133 00:07:09,850 --> 00:07:12,193 Yeah, I sure would. 134 00:07:12,269 --> 00:07:14,036 What do you want to tell him? 135 00:07:14,113 --> 00:07:15,204 Uh. 136 00:07:17,816 --> 00:07:18,666 I'd tell him-- 137 00:07:21,695 --> 00:07:24,121 I'd tell him-- 138 00:07:24,198 --> 00:07:28,801 I'd tell him-- be nice. 139 00:07:31,372 --> 00:07:33,264 That about says it all, doesn't it? 140 00:07:35,709 --> 00:07:37,301 Yeah. 141 00:07:37,378 --> 00:07:39,687 Yeah, it does. 142 00:07:39,764 --> 00:07:43,307 It's awful pretty for this time of year. 143 00:07:43,384 --> 00:07:45,075 You see this tree right here? 144 00:07:45,152 --> 00:07:47,478 In about another six months, it gets covered in the most 145 00:07:47,555 --> 00:07:49,405 beautiful blossoms, white. 146 00:07:51,776 --> 00:07:54,735 I guess I won't be around to see that. 147 00:07:54,812 --> 00:07:56,770 That's too bad. 148 00:07:56,414 --> 00:07:58,489 I'd like to see them come fluttering down just one more 149 00:07:58,566 --> 00:07:59,681 time. 150 00:08:03,195 --> 00:08:04,662 Well, lunch time is over. 151 00:08:04,738 --> 00:08:07,456 Time to get back to my waving. 152 00:08:07,533 --> 00:08:08,791 See you later, fellas. 153 00:08:08,867 --> 00:08:09,717 Yeah, see you later. 154 00:08:12,830 --> 00:08:14,880 Charlie says it was nice meeting you 155 00:08:14,957 --> 00:08:17,424 and if you ever want to talk, just look him up. 156 00:08:17,501 --> 00:08:20,261 He's a lot cheaper than a head shrinker. 157 00:08:20,337 --> 00:08:22,772 And he says, you better lay off those olives. 158 00:08:37,938 --> 00:08:40,030 Melvin Rich. 159 00:08:40,107 --> 00:08:41,690 Here, take a look at this. 160 00:08:41,668 --> 00:08:43,492 Man's president at Tricorp industries 161 00:08:43,569 --> 00:08:46,996 and the richest man to ever run for mayor. 162 00:08:47,006 --> 00:08:48,163 Should be easy enough. 163 00:08:48,240 --> 00:08:49,331 What's that? 164 00:08:49,408 --> 00:08:50,541 Willie's wish. 165 00:08:50,618 --> 00:08:52,351 All we gotta do is get this Melvin 166 00:08:52,428 --> 00:08:56,088 Rich to come down to the park so Willy can say "be nice." 167 00:08:56,165 --> 00:08:58,882 Jonathan, you are absolutely crazy if you think this Rich 168 00:08:58,959 --> 00:09:01,635 guy is going to come down here to the park and talk to some 169 00:09:01,712 --> 00:09:03,554 flipped out moon man who sits around talking 170 00:09:03,631 --> 00:09:05,389 to invisible people. 171 00:09:05,466 --> 00:09:06,807 I mean, this guy is a lunatic. 172 00:09:06,884 --> 00:09:08,776 He's talking to himself and, uh-- 173 00:09:13,974 --> 00:09:15,774 I was talking to a friend. 174 00:09:15,851 --> 00:09:18,869 He was, uh-- he was here a second ago. 175 00:09:21,115 --> 00:09:21,956 I better go. 176 00:09:25,361 --> 00:09:28,879 [music playing] 177 00:09:39,583 --> 00:09:41,467 What is this, a library? 178 00:09:41,543 --> 00:09:43,043 Would you keep your voice down, please? 179 00:09:43,120 --> 00:09:45,179 This is an office, not a bowling alley. 180 00:09:45,255 --> 00:09:46,354 We're sorry. 181 00:09:46,432 --> 00:09:47,806 But we'd like to see Mr. Rich. 182 00:09:47,883 --> 00:09:48,524 Would you? 183 00:09:48,601 --> 00:09:49,466 JONATHAN SMITH: Yeah. 184 00:09:49,544 --> 00:09:50,401 My name is Smith. 185 00:09:50,478 --> 00:09:51,935 Jonathan Smith. 186 00:09:52,012 --> 00:09:53,187 I'm an angel. 187 00:09:53,263 --> 00:09:54,972 I usually don't tell people that, 188 00:09:55,048 --> 00:09:56,774 but I figured I'd get right to the point, save us some time. 189 00:09:56,850 --> 00:09:59,652 Well, I appreciate your candor. 190 00:09:59,728 --> 00:10:01,028 And pray tell, who are you? 191 00:10:01,105 --> 00:10:02,613 Tinker Bell? 192 00:10:02,690 --> 00:10:03,489 I'm Mark Gordon. 193 00:10:03,565 --> 00:10:04,615 I'm with him. 194 00:10:04,692 --> 00:10:06,058 I see. 195 00:10:06,135 --> 00:10:06,742 Well, if you'll just wait over there, 196 00:10:06,819 --> 00:10:08,952 someone will be right with you. 197 00:10:09,029 --> 00:10:10,153 Thanks very much. 198 00:10:13,784 --> 00:10:14,625 Jonathan. 199 00:10:14,702 --> 00:10:15,918 Hm? 200 00:10:15,994 --> 00:10:18,045 What'd you tell that guy you were an angel for? 201 00:10:18,122 --> 00:10:19,547 Because that's what I am. 202 00:10:19,623 --> 00:10:20,680 I know, but he's going to think you're nuts. 203 00:10:20,558 --> 00:10:22,116 Well, of course he does. 204 00:10:22,193 --> 00:10:24,093 He's calling security right now to get us thrown out. 205 00:10:24,169 --> 00:10:26,136 A-- a-- all right, guys, we're leaving peaceably. 206 00:10:26,147 --> 00:10:27,388 They can't see us or hear us. 207 00:10:27,464 --> 00:10:28,481 Where are they? 208 00:10:30,718 --> 00:10:34,436 Well, they were right there. 209 00:10:34,513 --> 00:10:35,354 We'll check the elevator. 210 00:10:35,431 --> 00:10:36,814 Let's go. 211 00:10:36,890 --> 00:10:38,357 - Hey, this is really neat. - Mhm. 212 00:10:38,368 --> 00:10:39,492 Come on, let's go. 213 00:10:48,169 --> 00:10:49,660 Who are you two? 214 00:10:49,737 --> 00:10:52,079 What are you doing in here? 215 00:10:52,156 --> 00:10:53,163 He can see us. 216 00:10:53,240 --> 00:10:54,815 Of course he can. 217 00:10:54,892 --> 00:10:56,542 How are we going to talk to him if he can't see us or hear us? 218 00:10:56,618 --> 00:10:58,293 Oh yeah, I guess you're right. 219 00:10:58,370 --> 00:11:00,379 Fisk, call security. 220 00:11:00,456 --> 00:11:03,549 I've got two lunatics in my office. 221 00:11:03,625 --> 00:11:04,842 You're wasting your time, Mr. Rich, 222 00:11:04,918 --> 00:11:07,094 they won't be able to see us. 223 00:11:07,171 --> 00:11:08,011 MELVIN RICH: Throw them out. 224 00:11:08,088 --> 00:11:08,721 Yes, sir. 225 00:11:08,797 --> 00:11:10,347 Take him out, fellas. 226 00:11:10,424 --> 00:11:11,306 Hey! 227 00:11:11,383 --> 00:11:12,391 Hey, you can see me! 228 00:11:12,468 --> 00:11:14,685 That's right, Tinker Bell. 229 00:11:14,762 --> 00:11:15,819 What about the other one? 230 00:11:15,897 --> 00:11:18,480 Throw him out, as well. 231 00:11:18,557 --> 00:11:20,649 What other one? 232 00:11:20,660 --> 00:11:23,318 This one right here, you cretin. 233 00:11:23,395 --> 00:11:24,486 They can't see me. 234 00:11:24,563 --> 00:11:25,738 Don't be absurd. 235 00:11:25,814 --> 00:11:27,030 Of course they can. - Who can? 236 00:11:27,107 --> 00:11:27,915 You can. 237 00:11:27,992 --> 00:11:29,525 Can what, sir? 238 00:11:29,168 --> 00:11:30,451 - They can't hear me either. - They can't? 239 00:11:30,527 --> 00:11:31,702 - Who can't? - You can't. 240 00:11:31,779 --> 00:11:32,937 Can't what, sir? 241 00:11:33,013 --> 00:11:34,204 - They think you're crazy. - They do? 242 00:11:34,281 --> 00:11:35,197 - Who do? - You do. 243 00:11:35,174 --> 00:11:36,123 Do what, sir? 244 00:11:36,200 --> 00:11:37,525 - Think I'm-- - Crazy. 245 00:11:37,601 --> 00:11:38,834 Wouldn't do to have them think you're crazy. 246 00:11:38,911 --> 00:11:40,627 You're running for mayor. 247 00:11:40,638 --> 00:11:42,421 Tell them to let go of my friend. 248 00:11:42,498 --> 00:11:43,422 Let go of his friend. 249 00:11:43,499 --> 00:11:44,898 Who's friend? 250 00:11:44,642 --> 00:11:47,801 Let him go and get out of here. 251 00:11:47,878 --> 00:11:49,553 Yes, sir. 252 00:11:49,630 --> 00:11:51,522 OK, fellas, let's go. 253 00:11:59,765 --> 00:12:02,149 I'm having a nervous breakdown. 254 00:12:02,226 --> 00:12:03,317 That's what it is. 255 00:12:03,394 --> 00:12:04,860 No, that isn't what it is. 256 00:12:04,937 --> 00:12:08,280 You see, Mr. Rich, I am an angel. 257 00:12:08,357 --> 00:12:11,575 You're both angels? 258 00:12:11,652 --> 00:12:12,709 Oh no, he's the angel. 259 00:12:12,587 --> 00:12:13,669 I'm an ex cop. 260 00:12:15,823 --> 00:12:16,714 I see. 261 00:12:22,162 --> 00:12:25,422 Fisk, have my driver bring the car around please. 262 00:12:25,499 --> 00:12:26,707 I'm not feeling well. 263 00:12:26,783 --> 00:12:29,927 And cancel all my appointments. 264 00:12:30,003 --> 00:12:34,473 It's all right, Melvin, we're just having a slight breakdown. 265 00:12:34,550 --> 00:12:37,893 Nothing major, nothing we can't handle. 266 00:12:37,970 --> 00:12:40,604 Just go home and lie down for a while. 267 00:12:40,681 --> 00:12:43,315 Oh, Mr. Rich, I'm afraid I can't let you go home. 268 00:12:43,392 --> 00:12:46,401 Not until you promise to come to the park with us. 269 00:12:46,478 --> 00:12:47,653 Oh, really? 270 00:12:47,729 --> 00:12:48,788 Yes, really. 271 00:12:59,283 --> 00:13:00,833 I'm not going to let you get out of that chair 272 00:13:00,909 --> 00:13:02,134 until you promise to come with us. 273 00:13:09,251 --> 00:13:10,467 All right. 274 00:13:10,544 --> 00:13:12,511 I'll go, I'll go. 275 00:13:12,588 --> 00:13:13,470 Good. 276 00:13:13,547 --> 00:13:16,557 You can get up now. 277 00:13:16,633 --> 00:13:17,791 I can? 278 00:13:17,868 --> 00:13:18,901 JONATHAN SMITH: Yes, you can. 279 00:13:27,728 --> 00:13:28,786 Ready to go? 280 00:13:57,591 --> 00:14:00,183 Hey Willy, how are you doing? 281 00:14:00,260 --> 00:14:01,894 Jonathan! 282 00:14:01,970 --> 00:14:03,245 Mark! 283 00:14:03,155 --> 00:14:05,322 Hey Charlie, our friends are back. 284 00:14:05,399 --> 00:14:07,357 Hey, Willy, there's somebody I'd like you to meet. 285 00:14:07,368 --> 00:14:10,110 Mr. Rich, this is Willy the Waver. 286 00:14:10,187 --> 00:14:14,364 Willy, this is the Mr. Rich from the newspaper. 287 00:14:14,441 --> 00:14:15,782 Yeah, so it is. 288 00:14:15,859 --> 00:14:17,109 Well, go on. 289 00:14:16,919 --> 00:14:18,652 You wanted to tell him something. 290 00:14:18,728 --> 00:14:22,748 Yes, and I'd appreciate it if you'd be quick about it. 291 00:14:22,824 --> 00:14:24,958 Mr. Rich, be nice. 292 00:14:28,347 --> 00:14:30,172 Be nice? 293 00:14:30,248 --> 00:14:32,933 Yeah, that's the whole ball of wax. 294 00:14:36,254 --> 00:14:39,056 That's the message? 295 00:14:39,132 --> 00:14:41,358 Well, yeah, but think about it. 296 00:14:41,435 --> 00:14:42,901 I mean, you're not very nice. 297 00:14:42,979 --> 00:14:44,270 You've got no compassion for people. 298 00:14:43,946 --> 00:14:45,854 You want to take away what little they've got. 299 00:14:45,931 --> 00:14:47,740 You want to close the shelters, the soup kitchens. 300 00:14:47,816 --> 00:14:49,566 You want to pave over the parks, put in oil 301 00:14:49,643 --> 00:14:50,776 wells instead of beaches. 302 00:14:50,852 --> 00:14:52,819 Now, wait a minute. 303 00:14:52,896 --> 00:14:55,405 I worked very hard for what I've got. 304 00:14:55,416 --> 00:14:57,199 By the honest sweat of my brow. 305 00:14:57,209 --> 00:14:58,784 Oh, I beg your pardon, Mr. Rich, 306 00:14:58,860 --> 00:15:00,744 but your bank is very dishonest in its dealings. 307 00:15:00,821 --> 00:15:02,788 With your companies make shoddy products, 308 00:15:02,864 --> 00:15:04,790 you don't care about the safety of your employees. 309 00:15:04,866 --> 00:15:05,916 I mean, the list goes on and on. 310 00:15:05,993 --> 00:15:09,461 But it all boils down to one thing. 311 00:15:09,538 --> 00:15:10,930 You're just not nice. 312 00:15:14,334 --> 00:15:17,177 Yes, what do you intend to do about that? 313 00:15:17,254 --> 00:15:18,162 Me? 314 00:15:18,238 --> 00:15:19,554 Nothing. 315 00:15:19,631 --> 00:15:20,830 I'm just giving you a chance. 316 00:15:20,608 --> 00:15:23,225 The choice is up to you. 317 00:15:23,301 --> 00:15:24,726 That's it? 318 00:15:24,803 --> 00:15:27,229 That's it. 319 00:15:27,305 --> 00:15:29,907 Well, if it's up to me to make the choice, 320 00:15:29,984 --> 00:15:33,735 I think the choice has already been made. 321 00:15:33,812 --> 00:15:36,071 Nice is for nerds. 322 00:15:36,148 --> 00:15:37,114 I'm rich. 323 00:15:37,190 --> 00:15:39,416 And rich is how I intend to stay. 324 00:15:44,906 --> 00:15:47,207 My boss isn't going to like that. 325 00:15:47,284 --> 00:15:48,208 Your boss? 326 00:15:48,285 --> 00:15:49,134 Oh, yeah. 327 00:15:51,246 --> 00:15:56,091 Let's let him do something about it if he so chooses. 328 00:15:56,168 --> 00:15:59,594 In the meantime, I will wish you good day. 329 00:15:59,671 --> 00:16:01,179 [music playing] 330 00:16:01,256 --> 00:16:04,817 [thunder cracks] 331 00:16:32,954 --> 00:16:35,714 What happened? 332 00:16:35,791 --> 00:16:38,675 I don't know. 333 00:16:38,752 --> 00:16:40,927 Are you all right, Willy? 334 00:16:41,004 --> 00:16:42,429 Yes, yes, of course. 335 00:16:42,506 --> 00:16:45,474 I'm fine. 336 00:16:45,550 --> 00:16:47,601 Why did you call me Willy? 337 00:16:47,677 --> 00:16:49,227 That's your name, isn't it? 338 00:16:49,304 --> 00:16:50,353 No, you cretin. 339 00:16:50,430 --> 00:16:52,689 I am J. Melvin Rich. 340 00:16:52,766 --> 00:16:56,735 Well you sound like Rich. 341 00:16:56,812 --> 00:16:58,528 You look like-- 342 00:16:58,605 --> 00:17:00,864 Like what? 343 00:17:00,941 --> 00:17:02,408 Willy the Waver. 344 00:17:04,402 --> 00:17:06,045 What am I doing in these filthy clothes? 345 00:17:13,161 --> 00:17:15,170 L-- let me see that for a moment, will you? 346 00:17:15,247 --> 00:17:17,297 I-- just a minute, you're not trying to mug me, are you? 347 00:17:17,374 --> 00:17:19,007 I'm warning you, I've had self-defense training. 348 00:17:19,084 --> 00:17:19,975 Don't be absurd! 349 00:17:20,052 --> 00:17:21,134 Just give me this, will you? 350 00:17:21,211 --> 00:17:22,385 Help! 351 00:17:22,462 --> 00:17:23,762 Police! 352 00:17:23,839 --> 00:17:25,105 Help, I've been mugged! 353 00:17:30,237 --> 00:17:31,812 You all right? 354 00:17:31,888 --> 00:17:33,814 Oh my lord in heaven. 355 00:17:33,890 --> 00:17:36,066 Yeah, I'd say that's a pretty good guess. 356 00:17:36,143 --> 00:17:38,485 PARK GOER: There he is! 357 00:17:38,562 --> 00:17:39,611 That's the one. 358 00:17:39,688 --> 00:17:41,863 That's the one who tried to mug me! 359 00:17:41,940 --> 00:17:43,907 Lady, are you sure? 360 00:17:43,984 --> 00:17:45,200 This is Willy the Waver. 361 00:17:45,277 --> 00:17:46,952 I've known this guy for years. 362 00:17:47,028 --> 00:17:48,995 He wouldn't hurt a fly. 363 00:17:49,072 --> 00:17:50,705 Now what's this all about, old timer? 364 00:17:50,782 --> 00:17:53,333 This amazon attacked me! 365 00:17:53,410 --> 00:17:55,085 Well, he tried to steal my compact. 366 00:17:55,162 --> 00:17:57,554 I simply asked to see myself. 367 00:17:57,631 --> 00:18:00,298 I'm sure it was just a misunderstanding, ma'am. 368 00:18:00,309 --> 00:18:02,509 I can clear all this up, officer. 369 00:18:02,520 --> 00:18:03,969 I am J. Melvin Rich. 370 00:18:04,045 --> 00:18:06,555 I have sufficient identifica-- 371 00:18:06,631 --> 00:18:10,517 to-- he stole my wallet! 372 00:18:10,594 --> 00:18:12,602 My credit cards! 373 00:18:12,679 --> 00:18:13,529 Sure, Willy. 374 00:18:13,605 --> 00:18:15,080 Sure. 375 00:18:14,824 --> 00:18:16,339 I told you, lady, he's really harmless. 376 00:18:16,417 --> 00:18:17,482 Well, harmless or not, they ought to keep 377 00:18:17,559 --> 00:18:19,317 these people off the street. 378 00:18:19,394 --> 00:18:22,821 That's exactly what I have been saying in my campaign. 379 00:18:22,898 --> 00:18:25,574 This lovely young woman is exactly right. 380 00:18:25,650 --> 00:18:28,493 And if you will vote for me, madam, I can assure you-- 381 00:18:28,570 --> 00:18:29,586 All right. 382 00:18:29,663 --> 00:18:31,913 All right, I won't press charges. 383 00:18:31,990 --> 00:18:33,874 He's nutty as a fruitcake. 384 00:18:33,950 --> 00:18:36,459 Could I have my compact please? 385 00:18:36,536 --> 00:18:37,336 Thank you, ma'am. 386 00:18:37,412 --> 00:18:38,846 He really means no harm. 387 00:18:38,922 --> 00:18:40,547 Oh, god. 388 00:18:40,624 --> 00:18:42,975 Now, Willy, I don't know what's got into you here, but-- 389 00:18:43,051 --> 00:18:46,720 I am J. Melvin Rich. 390 00:18:46,796 --> 00:18:48,430 Look, this man knows me. 391 00:18:48,506 --> 00:18:50,807 Ask him. 392 00:18:50,884 --> 00:18:52,517 Now look, Willy. 393 00:18:52,594 --> 00:18:56,813 No more shenanigans or I'll have to run you in. 394 00:18:56,890 --> 00:18:58,064 Is that clear? 395 00:18:58,141 --> 00:18:59,524 Yes, yes. It's very clear. 396 00:18:59,601 --> 00:19:01,050 Very good. 397 00:19:01,128 --> 00:19:03,653 Come on, Willy, let's go feed the pigeons. 398 00:19:03,730 --> 00:19:05,330 But I am Melvin Rich! 399 00:19:05,407 --> 00:19:08,283 Well, Mr. Rich, you ever heard that old saying, 400 00:19:08,294 --> 00:19:11,161 never judge a man until you've walked a mile in his moccasins? 401 00:19:11,238 --> 00:19:12,454 I don't wear moccasins. 402 00:19:12,530 --> 00:19:13,496 I wear wingtips. 403 00:19:13,573 --> 00:19:15,198 Not anymore. 404 00:19:15,275 --> 00:19:16,666 Now, you said if the boss was going to intervene, 405 00:19:16,743 --> 00:19:17,542 he ought to do it. 406 00:19:17,619 --> 00:19:18,885 Well, I think he has. 407 00:19:18,962 --> 00:19:20,128 And I figure what he's got in mind 408 00:19:20,205 --> 00:19:21,513 for you is to keep walking. 409 00:19:31,133 --> 00:19:33,391 [music playing] 410 00:19:33,468 --> 00:19:34,559 Jonathan, I-- 411 00:19:34,636 --> 00:19:37,812 I don't think I can pull this thing off. 412 00:19:37,889 --> 00:19:39,856 Not even with an angel. 413 00:19:39,933 --> 00:19:41,399 Willy, there's nothing to pull off. 414 00:19:41,476 --> 00:19:43,151 I mean, this is a chance for Mr. Rich 415 00:19:43,228 --> 00:19:45,237 to see what it's like to be Willy the Waver for a while. 416 00:19:45,313 --> 00:19:47,739 And a chance for you to see what it's like being Mr. Rich, 417 00:19:47,750 --> 00:19:48,949 except for one difference. 418 00:19:49,025 --> 00:19:50,375 What's that? 419 00:19:50,252 --> 00:19:52,244 You can be nice without having to change. 420 00:19:52,320 --> 00:19:54,246 Yeah, w-- well, well what about poor old Rich? 421 00:19:54,256 --> 00:19:55,580 He's going to be all alone. 422 00:19:55,657 --> 00:19:56,681 He doesn't have Charlie! 423 00:19:56,758 --> 00:20:00,252 Mark is going to take care of him. 424 00:20:00,328 --> 00:20:01,586 Oh, I don't know, Jonathan. 425 00:20:01,663 --> 00:20:03,388 I don't think this is going to work. 426 00:20:09,004 --> 00:20:10,553 Your secretary called, Mr. Rich. 427 00:20:10,630 --> 00:20:11,621 Huh? 428 00:20:11,698 --> 00:20:13,265 Your secretary called. 429 00:20:13,341 --> 00:20:14,641 He thinks I'm Mr. Rich. 430 00:20:14,652 --> 00:20:15,767 DRIVER: What? 431 00:20:15,778 --> 00:20:17,519 Oh, he can't see me or hear me. 432 00:20:17,595 --> 00:20:19,020 Oh. 433 00:20:19,097 --> 00:20:23,149 Do I sound like Mr. Rich? 434 00:20:23,226 --> 00:20:25,068 I suppose. 435 00:20:25,145 --> 00:20:26,778 I don't know. 436 00:20:26,855 --> 00:20:28,613 You've never really spoken to me before, Sir. 437 00:20:28,690 --> 00:20:29,656 I haven't? 438 00:20:29,733 --> 00:20:31,116 DRIVER: No, sir. 439 00:20:31,193 --> 00:20:34,661 Usually, you just say "office" or "home." 440 00:20:34,738 --> 00:20:38,123 I should say, this is the most we've spoken in 10 years, sir. 441 00:20:38,199 --> 00:20:41,251 10 years. 442 00:20:41,328 --> 00:20:42,919 PARK GOER: Would you like to go home now, sir? 443 00:20:42,930 --> 00:20:44,662 Oh, I sure would. 444 00:20:44,740 --> 00:20:48,550 But I guess you better take me to Rich's house instead. 445 00:20:48,626 --> 00:20:49,476 Very good, sir. 446 00:21:04,952 --> 00:21:05,951 Hold it, old man. 447 00:21:06,028 --> 00:21:07,152 There's no pandering in here. 448 00:21:07,228 --> 00:21:08,578 Don't be a fool. 449 00:21:08,655 --> 00:21:10,030 I am J. Melvin Rich! 450 00:21:10,106 --> 00:21:10,989 Oh yeah? 451 00:21:11,066 --> 00:21:12,749 And I'm Johnny Carson. 452 00:21:12,459 --> 00:21:14,659 I'm just doing this in the daytime for pocket money. 453 00:21:14,736 --> 00:21:16,911 Very funny. 454 00:21:16,988 --> 00:21:18,413 Now, look. 455 00:21:18,490 --> 00:21:20,507 I'm trying to be nice, so why don't you just move on? 456 00:21:30,168 --> 00:21:31,685 And don't come back! 457 00:21:36,099 --> 00:21:36,973 Come on. 458 00:21:37,050 --> 00:21:38,808 Come on. 459 00:21:38,885 --> 00:21:40,852 Are you all right? 460 00:21:40,929 --> 00:21:44,939 No, of course I'm not all right. 461 00:21:45,016 --> 00:21:45,899 The beard. 462 00:21:45,975 --> 00:21:47,609 That's it. 463 00:21:47,685 --> 00:21:48,535 That's it! 464 00:21:55,502 --> 00:21:57,869 I need a razor and some shaving cream. 465 00:21:57,946 --> 00:21:58,912 Any particular kind? 466 00:21:58,988 --> 00:22:02,457 Oh, anything will do. 467 00:22:02,534 --> 00:22:03,500 Here. 468 00:22:03,577 --> 00:22:05,043 This is the cheapest we've got. 469 00:22:05,120 --> 00:22:06,211 How much? 470 00:22:06,287 --> 00:22:11,216 CASHIER: That'll be $2.21. 471 00:22:11,292 --> 00:22:14,135 MELVIN RICH: Damn it. 472 00:22:14,212 --> 00:22:16,388 I am J. Melvin Rich. 473 00:22:16,464 --> 00:22:19,933 I'll send one of my employees back with the money. 474 00:22:20,009 --> 00:22:21,684 Stop him! He's a thief! 475 00:22:21,761 --> 00:22:22,611 Stop him! 476 00:22:29,477 --> 00:22:32,654 You're not really having that good a day, are you? 477 00:22:32,730 --> 00:22:35,248 I'm going to buy this store and sell it. 478 00:22:39,171 --> 00:22:40,796 Taxi! 479 00:22:40,872 --> 00:22:41,746 Tax-- 480 00:22:41,823 --> 00:22:42,798 [car honking] 481 00:22:42,874 --> 00:22:44,249 They're not going to stop for a bum! 482 00:22:44,325 --> 00:22:46,927 Now, where are you going? 483 00:22:47,003 --> 00:22:50,463 Home, of course. 484 00:22:50,540 --> 00:22:53,133 Ugh. 485 00:22:53,209 --> 00:22:56,645 [birds chirping] 486 00:23:05,930 --> 00:23:07,230 Wow. 487 00:23:07,307 --> 00:23:08,773 What a place. 488 00:23:08,850 --> 00:23:10,450 Was a place. 489 00:23:10,527 --> 00:23:12,902 You should have let me open the door for you, sir. 490 00:23:12,979 --> 00:23:13,862 How come? 491 00:23:13,938 --> 00:23:15,580 Wasn't locked or anything. 492 00:23:15,657 --> 00:23:17,949 I may be old, but I ain't feeble. 493 00:23:18,026 --> 00:23:18,908 No, sir. 494 00:23:18,985 --> 00:23:20,760 Indeed not. 495 00:23:20,837 --> 00:23:22,287 You know, young fella, I can't believe you've been in this job 496 00:23:22,363 --> 00:23:25,999 all this time and you never got a raise. 497 00:23:26,075 --> 00:23:28,093 Well, sir, you've never seen fit. 498 00:23:28,170 --> 00:23:30,462 Well I seem pretty fit now, don't I? 499 00:23:30,538 --> 00:23:31,921 What do you think, Jonathan? 500 00:23:31,998 --> 00:23:33,673 My name is Jamison, sir. 501 00:23:33,750 --> 00:23:35,091 And it's OK. 502 00:23:35,168 --> 00:23:36,101 Yeah. 503 00:23:36,178 --> 00:23:37,969 I forgot. 504 00:23:38,046 --> 00:23:41,097 Well, what about that raise? 505 00:23:41,174 --> 00:23:42,607 I'd appreciate it very much, sir. 506 00:23:42,684 --> 00:23:44,934 Well, he did steal a case of motor oil from Mr. Rich 507 00:23:45,011 --> 00:23:47,562 last month, and some spare parts he sold to a friend. 508 00:23:47,639 --> 00:23:49,272 Oh, you shouldn't have done that, son. 509 00:23:49,349 --> 00:23:51,316 That's not very nice. 510 00:23:51,392 --> 00:23:52,984 Do what, sir? 511 00:23:52,661 --> 00:23:56,404 Stealing the motor oil and those spare parts. 512 00:23:56,481 --> 00:23:58,790 I don't know what you're talking about, Mr. Rich. 513 00:23:58,867 --> 00:24:01,242 He only did it because Mr. Rich docked him a week's pay 514 00:24:01,319 --> 00:24:04,245 for getting a dent in the car. 515 00:24:04,322 --> 00:24:05,163 Oh, yeah. 516 00:24:05,174 --> 00:24:06,956 Well, that's different. 517 00:24:07,033 --> 00:24:08,208 You believe me, then? 518 00:24:08,284 --> 00:24:09,209 No, I don't. 519 00:24:09,285 --> 00:24:10,835 Angels don't lie. 520 00:24:10,912 --> 00:24:12,712 Well, I'm no angel, but I didn't-- 521 00:24:12,789 --> 00:24:15,507 How much did you get for the spare parts and things? 522 00:24:15,583 --> 00:24:16,841 Mr. Rich, I swear. 523 00:24:16,918 --> 00:24:18,051 I didn't take anything. 524 00:24:18,127 --> 00:24:20,053 $230. 525 00:24:20,129 --> 00:24:23,773 $230. 526 00:24:23,850 --> 00:24:26,351 That's a lot of money. 527 00:24:26,427 --> 00:24:28,728 You found out. 528 00:24:28,805 --> 00:24:31,397 Look, I know I did wrong, but I-- 529 00:24:31,408 --> 00:24:32,657 Yeah, yeah. 530 00:24:32,734 --> 00:24:35,860 Well, what are we going to do about it? 531 00:24:35,937 --> 00:24:38,488 Well, obviously, you're going to fire me. 532 00:24:38,565 --> 00:24:41,366 But please don't press charges. 533 00:24:41,442 --> 00:24:42,867 I've got a wife and a child. 534 00:24:42,944 --> 00:24:44,369 I needed the money for the rent and-- 535 00:24:44,445 --> 00:24:46,412 All right, you got the raise. 536 00:24:46,423 --> 00:24:47,472 What, sir? 537 00:24:47,548 --> 00:24:49,541 Yeah, you got the raise. 538 00:24:49,617 --> 00:24:52,335 But you got to pay me back out of that 539 00:24:52,412 --> 00:24:55,797 because I can't let you be stealing. 540 00:24:55,807 --> 00:24:57,173 No, sir. 541 00:24:57,250 --> 00:24:58,841 I'm really sorry I did it, sir. 542 00:24:58,918 --> 00:25:00,760 I know. 543 00:25:00,837 --> 00:25:04,806 No telling what a man will do when he's desperate. 544 00:25:04,882 --> 00:25:07,934 People shouldn't have to be in that kind of situation. 545 00:25:08,011 --> 00:25:08,893 It ain't right. 546 00:25:08,970 --> 00:25:09,894 No, it ain't! 547 00:25:09,905 --> 00:25:12,447 Isn't. 548 00:25:12,524 --> 00:25:14,566 I don't know how to thank you, sir. 549 00:25:14,642 --> 00:25:19,946 Well, just don't lie or steal anymore, son. 550 00:25:20,023 --> 00:25:22,115 It isn't nice. 551 00:25:22,191 --> 00:25:23,107 No, sir. 552 00:25:23,185 --> 00:25:25,835 Well, keep smiling. 553 00:25:25,912 --> 00:25:26,795 Yes, sir. 554 00:25:33,536 --> 00:25:37,013 [doorbell rings] 555 00:25:42,304 --> 00:25:43,928 Good afternoon, sir. 556 00:25:44,005 --> 00:25:44,980 Hi. 557 00:25:45,056 --> 00:25:46,931 How are you? 558 00:25:47,008 --> 00:25:47,923 Very well. 559 00:25:48,001 --> 00:25:48,775 Thank you, sir. 560 00:25:51,613 --> 00:25:54,606 Would you, um, like your smoking jacket, sir? 561 00:25:54,682 --> 00:25:55,423 Uh. 562 00:25:55,500 --> 00:25:56,608 Oh no, thanks. 563 00:25:56,684 --> 00:25:58,476 I kicked that habit years ago. 564 00:25:58,120 --> 00:26:02,113 Got tired of scrounging around for the butts, you know? 565 00:26:02,190 --> 00:26:03,197 Beg your pardon, sir? 566 00:26:03,274 --> 00:26:04,524 No. 567 00:26:04,167 --> 00:26:05,750 You shouldn't have to beg. 568 00:26:05,827 --> 00:26:08,036 How long have you been working here? 569 00:26:08,112 --> 00:26:09,162 20 years. 570 00:26:09,238 --> 00:26:10,404 Mhm. 571 00:26:10,481 --> 00:26:12,415 Guess you need a raise too, huh? 572 00:26:12,492 --> 00:26:13,916 What's your name? 573 00:26:13,993 --> 00:26:16,085 My name? 574 00:26:16,162 --> 00:26:17,754 Parks, sir. - OK. 575 00:26:17,830 --> 00:26:18,496 You got it. 576 00:26:18,573 --> 00:26:19,598 Keep smiling. 577 00:26:27,423 --> 00:26:30,683 Jonathan, I can't get over this place. 578 00:26:30,760 --> 00:26:31,610 Oh. 579 00:26:34,013 --> 00:26:37,148 It sure beats a park bench, don't it? 580 00:26:37,225 --> 00:26:40,318 Oh, hi, how are you doing? 581 00:26:40,329 --> 00:26:41,986 Were you speaking to me? 582 00:26:42,063 --> 00:26:43,655 Yeah, you work here too? 583 00:26:43,731 --> 00:26:45,198 That is one of the most insulting 584 00:26:45,274 --> 00:26:46,199 things you've ever said to me. 585 00:26:46,275 --> 00:26:47,533 Rich's wife. 586 00:26:47,610 --> 00:26:49,202 Oh gee, I wish you'd said something before. 587 00:26:49,278 --> 00:26:50,553 Said something before? 588 00:26:50,297 --> 00:26:51,663 I've tried to say things to you. 589 00:26:51,739 --> 00:26:53,206 I gave up years ago. 590 00:26:53,282 --> 00:26:54,290 Listen, lady, I'm sorry. 591 00:26:54,301 --> 00:26:55,683 "Listen, lady?" 592 00:26:55,760 --> 00:26:57,418 You can't even speak to me with more warmth 593 00:26:57,495 --> 00:26:58,419 than you'd show a stranger. 594 00:26:58,496 --> 00:26:59,587 Better say something. 595 00:26:59,664 --> 00:27:00,305 What am I supposed to say? 596 00:27:00,382 --> 00:27:01,606 Nothing. 597 00:27:01,682 --> 00:27:02,774 The less said between us, the better. 598 00:27:02,850 --> 00:27:04,217 Got to help me with this thing. 599 00:27:04,293 --> 00:27:07,512 I'd be only too willing to try to help save this marriage. 600 00:27:07,588 --> 00:27:08,971 You're the one who won't try. 601 00:27:09,048 --> 00:27:09,847 Look, lady-- 602 00:27:09,924 --> 00:27:12,684 Will you stop calling me that? 603 00:27:12,760 --> 00:27:14,018 Have you been drinking? 604 00:27:14,095 --> 00:27:15,019 Her name is Carlotta. 605 00:27:15,096 --> 00:27:16,220 Carlotta. 606 00:27:16,297 --> 00:27:17,072 You mind if I call you that? 607 00:27:17,148 --> 00:27:20,650 No, I haven't been drinking. 608 00:27:20,727 --> 00:27:22,276 I don't want to argue with you. 609 00:27:22,353 --> 00:27:23,453 Call her Lottie. 610 00:27:26,149 --> 00:27:27,040 "Lottie?" 611 00:27:31,779 --> 00:27:34,964 You haven't called me Lottie in 30 years. 612 00:27:37,877 --> 00:27:46,851 Look, the truth is we really don't know each other at all. 613 00:27:46,928 --> 00:27:49,971 I thought I knew you once, long ago. 614 00:27:50,047 --> 00:27:53,725 Yeah, Lottie, you see, you think you know me, 615 00:27:53,801 --> 00:27:57,729 but really, I'm just a bum. 616 00:27:57,739 --> 00:28:02,108 Do you really mean what you're saying? 617 00:28:02,185 --> 00:28:03,443 Yeah. 618 00:28:03,519 --> 00:28:06,487 You think you know me, but you don't. 619 00:28:06,564 --> 00:28:08,656 And I don't really know you either. 620 00:28:08,733 --> 00:28:11,159 Oh, well, that's-- 621 00:28:11,235 --> 00:28:13,745 now I don't know what to say. 622 00:28:13,821 --> 00:28:15,204 You don't know how long I've wanted 623 00:28:15,281 --> 00:28:17,415 to talk to you like this, how long I've waited 624 00:28:17,492 --> 00:28:19,292 to talk to you like this. 625 00:28:19,368 --> 00:28:21,794 I've been so lonely in this house. 626 00:28:21,871 --> 00:28:22,837 Yeah? 627 00:28:22,914 --> 00:28:24,264 Well, it's a pretty nice house. 628 00:28:24,340 --> 00:28:25,790 Oh, yes. 629 00:28:25,866 --> 00:28:27,383 You've given me all the material things, 630 00:28:27,460 --> 00:28:29,427 but they mean nothing, not really. 631 00:28:29,504 --> 00:28:32,305 What I wanted you to give was your love. 632 00:28:32,381 --> 00:28:34,165 Oh. 633 00:28:34,242 --> 00:28:38,561 I don't think we should be having this conversation. 634 00:28:38,638 --> 00:28:41,865 I mean, we're strangers and all. 635 00:28:41,941 --> 00:28:45,359 But if you can see that, then it's not too late for us. 636 00:28:45,436 --> 00:28:48,279 But how could a beautiful lady like you want to have anything 637 00:28:48,356 --> 00:28:49,947 to do with a guy like me? 638 00:28:50,024 --> 00:28:53,284 Oh, Melvin! 639 00:28:53,361 --> 00:28:54,327 Whoa, hey. 640 00:28:54,403 --> 00:28:55,620 Uh, whoa. 641 00:28:55,696 --> 00:29:00,291 Uh, maybe we should slow down a little. 642 00:29:00,368 --> 00:29:01,292 Yes. 643 00:29:01,369 --> 00:29:03,628 Yes, let's savor every moment. 644 00:29:03,704 --> 00:29:05,129 Oh, Melvin. 645 00:29:05,206 --> 00:29:08,508 I never knew you could be so romantic. 646 00:29:08,584 --> 00:29:12,011 I'll have Parks light a fire for us. 647 00:29:12,088 --> 00:29:15,732 We haven't used the fireplace in years. 648 00:29:25,434 --> 00:29:27,610 Are you sure this is right? 649 00:29:27,687 --> 00:29:29,553 As long as you don't go too far. 650 00:29:31,816 --> 00:29:35,159 Mr. Rich, I'm just trying to keep you out of trouble. 651 00:29:35,236 --> 00:29:37,453 You saw yourself what happened back there! 652 00:29:37,530 --> 00:29:39,455 Keep your hands off me, you idiot! 653 00:29:39,532 --> 00:29:41,032 This is my home. 654 00:29:40,842 --> 00:29:42,967 Do you think my own staff doesn't know my voice? 655 00:29:47,173 --> 00:29:48,256 Whoa, wait a minute. 656 00:29:48,332 --> 00:29:49,549 You can't go in there. 657 00:29:49,625 --> 00:29:50,975 Take your hands off me, you idiot! 658 00:29:51,052 --> 00:29:53,427 The person that you drove up here is a bum. 659 00:29:53,504 --> 00:29:54,595 All right, let's go. 660 00:29:54,672 --> 00:29:56,472 Take your hands off of me. 661 00:29:56,549 --> 00:29:57,982 You're fired! 662 00:29:58,059 --> 00:30:00,068 All right, I tried to be reasonable. 663 00:30:04,065 --> 00:30:06,023 And if you show your face around here again, 664 00:30:06,100 --> 00:30:07,784 you'll be spending the night in jail. 665 00:30:11,865 --> 00:30:14,031 I think we ought to go, Mr. Rich. 666 00:30:14,108 --> 00:30:15,408 Go? 667 00:30:15,484 --> 00:30:16,501 Go where? 668 00:30:16,578 --> 00:30:18,870 I can't even get my own house. 669 00:30:18,946 --> 00:30:21,289 I can't get in anywhere looking like this. 670 00:30:21,365 --> 00:30:22,656 Oh, I don't know. 671 00:30:22,734 --> 00:30:24,592 I think I know a place where you fit right in. 672 00:30:33,270 --> 00:30:36,312 [music playing] 673 00:30:44,180 --> 00:30:45,204 Imagine it. 674 00:30:44,948 --> 00:30:46,731 Melvin Rich in a soup line. 675 00:30:46,807 --> 00:30:48,191 Just think of it. 676 00:30:48,267 --> 00:30:50,526 It would be something to see, wouldn't it? 677 00:30:50,603 --> 00:30:52,862 I'm sorry, everybody, but we've handed 678 00:30:52,939 --> 00:30:54,514 out our meals for the day. 679 00:30:54,457 --> 00:30:55,948 With the budget cutbacks and all, 680 00:30:56,025 --> 00:30:57,950 we just can't feed all of you. 681 00:30:58,027 --> 00:30:59,827 You don't know how sorry I am. 682 00:30:59,904 --> 00:31:01,621 But this is preposterous! 683 00:31:01,697 --> 00:31:02,955 We're hungry. 684 00:31:03,032 --> 00:31:04,457 You can't turn hungry people away. 685 00:31:04,467 --> 00:31:05,875 How will we eat? 686 00:31:05,952 --> 00:31:07,719 Try telling that to Melvin Rich. 687 00:31:07,795 --> 00:31:10,471 I'm sorry. 688 00:31:10,548 --> 00:31:13,099 Boy, I'd like to have that Rich guy here right now. 689 00:31:13,176 --> 00:31:15,509 I'd tear him limb from limb. 690 00:31:15,586 --> 00:31:20,181 I'd tear him to pieces and stuff him in a trash can. 691 00:31:20,257 --> 00:31:21,349 My name's Joe. 692 00:31:21,425 --> 00:31:22,317 What's yours? 693 00:31:25,596 --> 00:31:28,230 Willy. 694 00:31:28,307 --> 00:31:29,198 Willy the Waver. 695 00:31:32,028 --> 00:31:33,653 Come on, we got to find us a place to sleep 696 00:31:33,663 --> 00:31:35,037 before they're all taken. 697 00:31:35,115 --> 00:31:35,905 It's going to be cold out here tonight. 698 00:31:35,982 --> 00:31:37,531 Sleep out-- out here? 699 00:31:37,608 --> 00:31:38,491 Yeah. 700 00:31:38,567 --> 00:31:39,417 Out here. 701 00:31:43,364 --> 00:31:44,805 Look, look at this. 702 00:31:44,882 --> 00:31:47,333 Even animals live under better conditions than these. 703 00:31:47,410 --> 00:31:48,668 Whose fault is that? 704 00:31:48,744 --> 00:31:50,478 Well, these people. 705 00:31:50,554 --> 00:31:52,046 I mean, I have to do this, but they don't have some kind 706 00:31:52,123 --> 00:31:54,223 of voodoo curse on them. 707 00:31:54,300 --> 00:31:55,257 They could get jobs. 708 00:31:55,334 --> 00:31:56,291 Oh, really? 709 00:31:56,369 --> 00:31:57,352 What kind of a job do you think you 710 00:31:57,428 --> 00:31:58,678 could get dressed like that? 711 00:31:58,754 --> 00:32:01,097 Do you think you could run for mayor? 712 00:32:01,173 --> 00:32:04,934 Oh my lord, the campaign debate. 713 00:32:05,011 --> 00:32:06,769 I've got to be on television tomorrow. 714 00:32:06,846 --> 00:32:09,271 It's the most important debate of the campaign. 715 00:32:09,348 --> 00:32:10,564 Well, you're never going to make 716 00:32:10,641 --> 00:32:11,783 it so don't worry about it. 717 00:32:11,859 --> 00:32:13,192 MELVIN RICH: Don't worry? 718 00:32:13,269 --> 00:32:15,027 I'll be ruined if I don't show up. 719 00:32:15,104 --> 00:32:16,737 Oh, you're going to show up. 720 00:32:16,814 --> 00:32:19,490 But it's not going to be you. 721 00:32:19,567 --> 00:32:21,534 You don't mean-- 722 00:32:21,610 --> 00:32:22,460 Yes, I do. 723 00:32:41,630 --> 00:32:44,390 So, Willy, how do you feel? 724 00:32:44,467 --> 00:32:46,851 Nice. 725 00:32:46,927 --> 00:32:48,477 Nice and cozy. 726 00:32:48,554 --> 00:32:49,395 Yes, it is. 727 00:32:49,472 --> 00:32:51,280 Isn't it? 728 00:32:51,357 --> 00:32:56,569 Yeah, sure beats standing over a trash can out in the park. 729 00:32:56,579 --> 00:32:58,062 I suppose it does. 730 00:33:01,817 --> 00:33:03,184 I always wanted a family. 731 00:33:05,696 --> 00:33:07,955 I guess you get used to being alone. 732 00:33:08,032 --> 00:33:09,298 You don't realize what you're missing 733 00:33:09,375 --> 00:33:10,958 until you see what other people got 734 00:33:11,035 --> 00:33:12,960 and they just let it go to waste. 735 00:33:13,037 --> 00:33:14,837 Oh, Melvin. 736 00:33:14,914 --> 00:33:17,840 I always wanted a family too. 737 00:33:17,851 --> 00:33:21,927 But you were the one who said you didn't. 738 00:33:22,004 --> 00:33:27,016 Hey, people make mistakes. 739 00:33:27,093 --> 00:33:28,943 You've never admitted that before. 740 00:33:31,263 --> 00:33:34,732 I'm so happy with you tonight. 741 00:33:34,809 --> 00:33:35,941 Willy, you got that debate tomorrow. 742 00:33:36,018 --> 00:33:39,111 Better get some rest. 743 00:33:39,188 --> 00:33:42,114 Why can't it last longer? 744 00:33:42,191 --> 00:33:44,617 But it can, Darling. 745 00:33:44,693 --> 00:33:48,954 Let's lie awake, holding each other all night long. 746 00:33:49,031 --> 00:33:51,082 Can't do that, Willy. 747 00:33:51,158 --> 00:33:51,999 This is only temporary. 748 00:33:52,076 --> 00:33:56,462 You know that, so do I. 749 00:33:56,539 --> 00:33:57,838 I can't. 750 00:33:57,915 --> 00:33:59,507 I can't do that. 751 00:33:59,583 --> 00:34:02,927 Not tonight, I'm sorry. 752 00:34:03,003 --> 00:34:04,637 I understand. 753 00:34:04,647 --> 00:34:06,806 You have your debate tomorrow. 754 00:34:06,882 --> 00:34:09,475 But there'll be other nights, Darling. 755 00:34:09,552 --> 00:34:13,562 It's like we started all over again. 756 00:34:13,639 --> 00:34:14,489 Yeah. 757 00:34:24,191 --> 00:34:29,170 Lottie, just remember tonight. 758 00:34:32,116 --> 00:34:34,592 I mean, even though I tried not to, 759 00:34:34,669 --> 00:34:37,386 and all the angels in heaven may be against it, I-- 760 00:34:39,832 --> 00:34:42,517 nothing could keep me from falling in love with you. 761 00:34:48,924 --> 00:34:50,024 Good night. 762 00:34:58,434 --> 00:34:59,316 ALL: No Rich! 763 00:34:59,393 --> 00:35:00,317 No Rich! 764 00:35:00,394 --> 00:35:01,318 No Rich! 765 00:35:01,395 --> 00:35:02,319 No Rich! 766 00:35:02,396 --> 00:35:03,320 No Rich! 767 00:35:03,397 --> 00:35:04,247 No Rich! 768 00:35:04,323 --> 00:35:05,239 No Rich! 769 00:35:05,316 --> 00:35:06,165 No Rich! 770 00:35:06,242 --> 00:35:06,991 No Rich! 771 00:35:07,067 --> 00:35:07,950 No Rich! 772 00:35:08,027 --> 00:35:09,326 No Rich! 773 00:35:09,403 --> 00:35:10,661 Let me through. Let me through. 774 00:35:10,738 --> 00:35:11,662 Let me through. 775 00:35:11,673 --> 00:35:12,672 Just stay back there, pal. 776 00:35:12,748 --> 00:35:13,747 You don't understand. 777 00:35:13,824 --> 00:35:15,082 I have got to get inside. 778 00:35:15,159 --> 00:35:15,967 I'm Melvin Rich. 779 00:35:16,043 --> 00:35:16,926 Of course you are. 780 00:35:17,003 --> 00:35:19,003 Now, just stay back there. 781 00:35:19,079 --> 00:35:20,629 Good afternoon, ladies and gentlemen. 782 00:35:20,706 --> 00:35:22,089 I'm Jonathan Martin. 783 00:35:22,166 --> 00:35:24,216 Welcome to the debate between two candidates 784 00:35:24,293 --> 00:35:26,093 for mayor of this city, Mr. Frank 785 00:35:26,170 --> 00:35:28,345 Sturges and Mr. J. Melvin Rich. 786 00:35:28,422 --> 00:35:31,265 Each candidate will ask three questions of his opponent. 787 00:35:31,342 --> 00:35:34,443 Mr. Sturges has won the toss, so we will begin with him. 788 00:35:34,520 --> 00:35:35,561 Mr. Sturges. 789 00:35:35,638 --> 00:35:36,478 Thank you. 790 00:35:36,555 --> 00:35:38,480 Thank you. 791 00:35:38,557 --> 00:35:41,901 I would like to ask Mr. Rich if he doesn't think it strange 792 00:35:41,977 --> 00:35:46,280 that every highway construction bill he pushed through the city 793 00:35:46,357 --> 00:35:51,118 council wound up going to his own company, 794 00:35:51,195 --> 00:35:53,245 Tricorp Construction. 795 00:35:53,322 --> 00:35:54,580 It does sound pretty fishy. 796 00:35:54,657 --> 00:35:55,956 Doesn't it? 797 00:35:56,033 --> 00:35:58,417 What do you think, Jonathan? 798 00:35:58,494 --> 00:36:00,753 Well, I don't, I don't know, Mr. Rich. 799 00:36:00,763 --> 00:36:02,254 That's up to you. 800 00:36:02,331 --> 00:36:03,923 Tricorp bought the votes. 801 00:36:03,999 --> 00:36:06,767 Well, there you have it, see? 802 00:36:06,844 --> 00:36:08,177 Tricorp bought the votes. 803 00:36:08,254 --> 00:36:10,304 I don't believe it. 804 00:36:10,381 --> 00:36:12,765 Hey, Rich just admitted that his company bought 805 00:36:12,841 --> 00:36:13,933 votes on the city council. 806 00:36:14,009 --> 00:36:15,851 [crowd jeers] 807 00:36:15,928 --> 00:36:17,153 I think I'm going to vomit. 808 00:36:20,808 --> 00:36:22,942 I-- I am going to vomit. 809 00:36:22,952 --> 00:36:26,487 Listen, I think I can save everybody a lot of time here. 810 00:36:26,563 --> 00:36:29,448 I've been reading quite a bit about this Sturges fella, 811 00:36:29,525 --> 00:36:31,834 and he seems pretty good to me. 812 00:36:31,911 --> 00:36:33,786 He seems like an honest fellow, too. 813 00:36:33,862 --> 00:36:34,954 Don't you think, Jonathan? 814 00:36:35,030 --> 00:36:37,164 I, I must remind you, Mr. Rich, 815 00:36:37,241 --> 00:36:40,459 it's your opinion we want here. 816 00:36:40,536 --> 00:36:42,336 Oh. 817 00:36:42,413 --> 00:36:47,466 In my opinion, this Sturges fella here is an honest fellow, 818 00:36:47,543 --> 00:36:48,884 he'll make a pretty good mayor. 819 00:36:48,961 --> 00:36:51,387 And that's good enough for me. 820 00:36:51,397 --> 00:36:54,431 So I would vote for him if I were you, folks. 821 00:36:54,508 --> 00:36:57,434 Uh, Jonathan, can I just say one more thing? 822 00:36:57,511 --> 00:36:59,436 I, I, uh-- 823 00:36:59,513 --> 00:37:00,646 You're on a roll, Willy. 824 00:37:00,723 --> 00:37:01,647 Why stop now? 825 00:37:01,724 --> 00:37:03,040 OK. 826 00:37:03,117 --> 00:37:10,239 I just want to say, Lottie, are you watching? 827 00:37:10,316 --> 00:37:12,741 I just want to tell you that last night was the most 828 00:37:12,818 --> 00:37:15,661 beautiful night of my life. 829 00:37:15,738 --> 00:37:18,589 I mean that from the bottom of my heart. 830 00:37:21,327 --> 00:37:23,168 Well, that's it. 831 00:37:23,245 --> 00:37:26,088 Uh, so, goodbye folks! 832 00:37:26,165 --> 00:37:27,798 Have a nice day. 833 00:37:27,875 --> 00:37:29,133 Keep smiling. 834 00:37:29,209 --> 00:37:30,009 ALL: Yes Rich. 835 00:37:30,085 --> 00:37:31,510 Yes Rich. 836 00:37:31,587 --> 00:37:32,636 Yes Rich. 837 00:37:32,713 --> 00:37:33,771 Yes Rich. 838 00:37:33,848 --> 00:37:34,772 Yes Rich. 839 00:37:34,849 --> 00:37:35,690 Yes Rich. 840 00:37:35,766 --> 00:37:36,649 Yes Rich. 841 00:37:36,726 --> 00:37:37,599 Yes Rich. 842 00:37:37,676 --> 00:37:38,642 Yes Rich. 843 00:37:38,719 --> 00:37:39,685 Yes Rich. 844 00:37:39,762 --> 00:37:40,602 Yes Rich. 845 00:37:40,679 --> 00:37:41,687 Yes Rich. 846 00:37:41,764 --> 00:37:42,938 Yes Rich. 847 00:37:43,015 --> 00:37:43,856 Yes Rich. 848 00:37:43,932 --> 00:37:44,898 Yes Rich. 849 00:37:44,975 --> 00:37:45,858 Yes Rich. 850 00:37:45,868 --> 00:37:46,900 Yes Rich. 851 00:37:46,977 --> 00:37:48,068 Yes Rich. 852 00:37:48,079 --> 00:37:49,111 Yes Rich. 853 00:37:49,188 --> 00:37:50,070 Yes Rich. 854 00:37:50,147 --> 00:37:51,113 Yes Rich. 855 00:37:51,190 --> 00:37:52,248 Yes Rich. 856 00:38:18,309 --> 00:38:21,018 Now, before you call the police, just listen to me. 857 00:38:21,095 --> 00:38:22,227 The police, sir? 858 00:38:22,238 --> 00:38:24,063 Yes. 859 00:38:24,139 --> 00:38:26,106 Sir? 860 00:38:26,183 --> 00:38:27,608 You called me "sir?" 861 00:38:27,684 --> 00:38:28,492 Of course, sir. 862 00:38:42,032 --> 00:38:42,873 [clapping] 863 00:38:42,950 --> 00:38:44,291 DRIVER: Bravo. 864 00:38:44,302 --> 00:38:45,459 Bravo, sir. 865 00:38:45,536 --> 00:38:46,385 Bravo. 866 00:38:48,705 --> 00:38:51,465 Your speech was wonderful, sir. 867 00:38:51,542 --> 00:38:53,842 We're all so very proud. 868 00:38:53,919 --> 00:38:55,344 Oh. 869 00:38:55,421 --> 00:38:58,806 Thank you, I suppose. 870 00:38:58,816 --> 00:39:02,518 Where is Mrs. Rich? 871 00:39:02,594 --> 00:39:05,312 She's upstairs, sir. 872 00:39:05,389 --> 00:39:07,106 Waiting for you. 873 00:39:07,182 --> 00:39:09,358 In your bedroom, sir. 874 00:39:09,435 --> 00:39:11,318 In my bedroom? 875 00:39:11,395 --> 00:39:12,486 What's he doing in my bedroom? 876 00:39:12,563 --> 00:39:14,405 She's got a bedroom of her own. 877 00:39:14,481 --> 00:39:19,868 I believe she's waiting to give you a surprise, sir. 878 00:39:19,945 --> 00:39:24,832 She's ordered dinner to be served upstairs. 879 00:39:24,842 --> 00:39:26,250 What's wrong with your eye, man? 880 00:39:26,326 --> 00:39:28,293 Have you got a tic? 881 00:39:28,370 --> 00:39:30,671 Oh, no, sir. 882 00:39:30,747 --> 00:39:32,172 And you. 883 00:39:32,249 --> 00:39:33,682 I'll deal with you later. 884 00:39:46,864 --> 00:39:48,689 What in God's name? 885 00:39:48,765 --> 00:39:50,065 Melvin! 886 00:39:50,142 --> 00:39:53,694 Carlotta, what are you-- 887 00:39:53,770 --> 00:39:56,205 Carlotta, have you gone mad? 888 00:39:56,282 --> 00:39:57,239 Yes. 889 00:39:57,316 --> 00:39:58,541 Mad for you. 890 00:40:03,906 --> 00:40:04,779 Carlotta. 891 00:40:07,451 --> 00:40:09,001 I don't know what to say. 892 00:40:09,077 --> 00:40:11,462 You've never behaved like this, not even when we were courting. 893 00:40:11,538 --> 00:40:14,423 Because I never realized what a wonderful man 894 00:40:14,500 --> 00:40:16,675 I was lucky enough to have. 895 00:40:16,752 --> 00:40:18,393 Oh, Melvin. 896 00:40:18,471 --> 00:40:21,263 I'm going to make you the happiest man in the world. 897 00:40:21,340 --> 00:40:24,099 Besides, that kiss was just returning 898 00:40:24,176 --> 00:40:26,402 the one you gave me last night. 899 00:40:26,479 --> 00:40:30,314 And you never kissed me like that either. 900 00:40:30,390 --> 00:40:31,815 You kissed that bum? 901 00:40:31,892 --> 00:40:34,109 I thought you were worse than a bum. 902 00:40:34,186 --> 00:40:37,237 But last night, you proved me wrong. 903 00:40:37,314 --> 00:40:38,897 Last night. 904 00:40:38,974 --> 00:40:41,742 Last night, what exactly happened to you last night? 905 00:40:41,818 --> 00:40:45,621 You happened to me last night. 906 00:40:45,697 --> 00:40:49,208 And it made me remember just how much I was in love with you 907 00:40:49,284 --> 00:40:50,442 once. 908 00:40:50,219 --> 00:40:52,085 And it brought it all back. 909 00:40:52,162 --> 00:40:54,129 I am shocked beyond belief. 910 00:40:54,206 --> 00:40:59,635 So was I. And Melvin, you're not going to refuse me tonight 911 00:40:59,711 --> 00:41:02,095 like you did last night. 912 00:41:02,172 --> 00:41:04,515 Tonight, you're mine. 913 00:41:04,591 --> 00:41:09,019 And I won't settle for just one kiss. 914 00:41:09,096 --> 00:41:10,154 Just one kiss? 915 00:41:10,231 --> 00:41:11,396 That's all there was? 916 00:41:11,473 --> 00:41:13,982 Of course. 917 00:41:14,059 --> 00:41:16,777 You remember. 918 00:41:16,853 --> 00:41:18,403 Maybe the man you were with last night 919 00:41:18,414 --> 00:41:20,405 wasn't such a bum after all. 920 00:41:20,482 --> 00:41:22,148 A bum? 921 00:41:22,226 --> 00:41:27,412 Why, you are the most popular man in the city tonight. 922 00:41:27,489 --> 00:41:29,373 Haven't you heard? 923 00:41:29,449 --> 00:41:30,290 Heard what? 924 00:41:30,367 --> 00:41:31,792 What? 925 00:41:31,868 --> 00:41:36,046 Since you made a clean breast of it during the debate, 926 00:41:36,123 --> 00:41:40,092 every television station in town has been playing the tape. 927 00:41:40,168 --> 00:41:43,595 Why, they're flooded with calls. 928 00:41:43,672 --> 00:41:46,306 Your company's stock has shot up, right through the roof. 929 00:41:46,383 --> 00:41:51,270 And the Attorney General says if all moneys are returned, 930 00:41:51,346 --> 00:41:54,815 you'll get off with just a fine. 931 00:41:54,891 --> 00:42:00,153 People love you for what you did today, Melvin. 932 00:42:00,230 --> 00:42:02,706 But not half as much as I do. 933 00:42:05,753 --> 00:42:08,787 I've seen things in the last 24 hours 934 00:42:08,864 --> 00:42:12,508 that I never even knew existed. 935 00:42:18,498 --> 00:42:22,467 As if through another man's eyes. 936 00:42:22,544 --> 00:42:26,021 [music playing] 937 00:42:37,934 --> 00:42:43,780 So it's back to being a bum again, huh, Jonathan? 938 00:42:43,791 --> 00:42:45,165 You were never a bum, Willy. 939 00:42:48,820 --> 00:42:51,663 You forget sometimes how lonely it gets. 940 00:42:54,993 --> 00:43:00,213 I mean, you get used to it and then 941 00:43:00,290 --> 00:43:03,717 you see there's another way. 942 00:43:03,794 --> 00:43:08,105 It's kind of hard to come back to things the way they were. 943 00:43:15,072 --> 00:43:16,447 Is this it, Jonathan? ? 944 00:43:19,309 --> 00:43:21,318 Is this where it ends? 945 00:43:21,395 --> 00:43:24,154 No, Willy. 946 00:43:24,231 --> 00:43:26,198 It's not the end. 947 00:43:26,274 --> 00:43:27,625 It's just the beginning. 948 00:43:32,447 --> 00:43:34,632 I feel real tired all of a sudden. 949 00:43:36,993 --> 00:43:40,379 Why don't you lie down, Willy? 950 00:43:40,455 --> 00:43:41,472 Yeah. 951 00:43:44,334 --> 00:43:47,019 Yeah, maybe I should. 952 00:43:54,761 --> 00:44:01,233 Hey, what do you think about that? 953 00:44:01,309 --> 00:44:02,159 The tree! 954 00:44:05,355 --> 00:44:07,280 Look at it, Charlie. 955 00:44:07,357 --> 00:44:08,832 It's all full of blossoms. 956 00:44:14,239 --> 00:44:17,332 Yeah, you're right, Charlie. 957 00:44:17,409 --> 00:44:21,220 They're just like snowflakes, except they don't feel cold. 958 00:44:23,707 --> 00:44:25,557 It's nice and warm. 959 00:44:30,606 --> 00:44:34,599 So beautiful. 960 00:44:34,610 --> 00:44:36,276 So beautiful. 961 00:44:44,227 --> 00:44:45,202 So are you, Willy. 962 00:44:48,607 --> 00:44:49,665 So are you. 963 00:45:06,374 --> 00:45:09,009 MELVIN RICH: We are here today to pay tribute to one 964 00:45:09,085 --> 00:45:12,929 who walked quietly amongst us. 965 00:45:13,006 --> 00:45:16,516 A man who brought joy and happiness 966 00:45:16,593 --> 00:45:19,478 into the lives of many people. 967 00:45:19,554 --> 00:45:20,988 Who didn't even know his last name. 968 00:45:26,078 --> 00:45:28,195 There's an old saying, you should 969 00:45:28,271 --> 00:45:33,700 never judge a man until you walk a mile in his moccasins. 970 00:45:33,777 --> 00:45:36,912 Well I walked in the footsteps of this gentle soul 971 00:45:36,988 --> 00:45:44,211 for a brief moment, and I can tell you, 972 00:45:44,287 --> 00:45:47,297 he could fill the shoes of any man, 973 00:45:47,374 --> 00:45:49,232 no matter what station in life. 974 00:45:51,503 --> 00:45:56,765 This park is going to seem forever empty without him. 975 00:45:56,842 --> 00:45:59,985 But we won't forget him. 976 00:46:00,062 --> 00:46:04,239 Wherever you are, thank you, Willy. 977 00:46:06,977 --> 00:46:10,287 And may flights of angels lead you to heaven. 978 00:46:16,361 --> 00:46:20,631 I have it on good authority that that is, in fact, the case. 979 00:46:24,578 --> 00:46:25,636 Lottie. 980 00:46:42,345 --> 00:46:44,363 [applause] 981 00:47:22,344 --> 00:47:25,779 [theme music] 100933

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