All language subtitles for Dating Naked UK (2024) S02E01 Time to bare all.en

I'm back with the most jaw-dropping
dating experience in the world.

A brand new tropical paradise.

Hot new daters.

Some familiar faces.

[woman] I'm back!

- [screams]
- [cheering]

And... same old yours truly.

We're going bigger.

[screaming]

- Woo!
- Braver.

Out of sight, out of mind?
Like, is that what's happened?

I've always known deep down
that it was you.

- And ballsier...
- You're bragging about it.

- Don't get angry with me, bro.
- I said that guy's a fuckboy day one.

- What the fuck?
- I just want to drop a bomb there.

...than ever before!

The boy I would like to dump is...

Snakes don't hiss, they just
kiss each other behind your back, babe.

So, strap in for the ride of your life.

This is Dating Naked.

- [cheering]
- Come on!

While the boys cruise
towards the Dating Naked house...

...the girls are mixing things up
with some bubbles at the beach bar.

There's Kelsey.

- Hello.
- Keir.

- I'm Kelsey, nice to meet you.
- Mani.

- Girl!
- Nina.

- Hi!
- And Amara.

Cheers, girls.

Who are all minutes away from
shedding their clothes and dating naked.

So, how do you guys feel
about, like, stripping it all off?

Going into this house,
it's going to be real, raw and authentic.

Obviously it's going to be,
like, "Holy shit!"

because we've never been
with a bunch of naked people.

I think it's like eyes up.

Sorry, I'm going to have to be the one
to take a quick glance.

Just so we can get it out of the way.
I'm going to be like... OK, we're good.

So, what made you come?

It's a completely different way
of dating and, you know...

I think a lot of the boys as well who I've
met just want to see what's underneath.

[Kelsey] That is so true.

Well, you've already seen it,
now look at the rest!

And then, actually, they're then
more invested in your personality

and want to get to know about you.

[Kelsey] Because I've been
in long-term relationships,

I've only properly been single
for about a year.

I used to dream of being married
and having kids by the time I'm 25

and I'm nearly 27.

I'm at the point in my life now where
I do want to find a genuine connection

with someone who really just looks
below surface level.

[Amara] So, what's your typical type
that you go for?

- I like a cheeky chap.
- No, this is so dangerous!

- [Nina] It's so dangerous.
- [Amara] Please don't tell me this.

Every single relationship I've had
has gone tits-up

because usually
I just go for walking red flags.

No more of these weirdos, please.
Just someone normal.

Like, looks-wise, what's the vibes?

He has to be athletic.
He needs to be into fitness.

I really don't know how to describe
my type. I just like what I like.

That's exactly what I say!
Everyone's like, "What's your type?"

- I literally don't know.
- Yeah.

Personally,
I feel like I go based on energy.

I like the seductive eye contact.

- Mm, that's your vibe?
- Yeah.

- The eyes? Same thing, eyes.
- Yeah.

[loud whisper] Did anyone check out
the bartender?

- [laughter]
- He's cute.

- Isn't he?
- Yeah, I think he heard, too.

Ah, shit. That's awkward.

This is crazy,
cos now we just met clothed,

and now we're gonna be all naked living.

- Are we ready, girls?
- Let's do it.

Cheers!

[Kelsey] I'm about to put it all out there
in the name of love.

What the hell
am I letting myself in for?

- Right, let's go.
- Let's go!

[ding]

♪

[Keir] I never used to be confident
with my body

cos I'm not the thinnest of girls,

but I think I am still learning
to love myself,

and I feel like this experience
will definitely help that as well.

[Amara] We're all different shapes
and sizes, and I think that's great.

So, getting naked is going to let
everybody see each other for who they are.

[Nina] I've been single for two years now,

and I am ready to find something deeper.

[Kelsey] As much as I'm body confident, I
hate my boobs. I think they're too small.

So, walking into the house, it is going
to put my confidence to the test.

[Mani] I feel like, as women,

this is just an empowering moment.

Some of us have insecurities.

So stripping,
we're all in this experience together.

♪ Don't give up now

♪ Fight for space

♪ Fight for love ♪

Woo! Wow! Look at this house.

- Oh, my God.
- This is actually hectic.

- Oh, my God.
- [squeals]

Oh, my God! This is amazing.

I can't wait to see the rest. Can't wait
to see the bedrooms, the bathrooms.

I can't believe
this is going to be our house.

[Kelsey] Look at that view. Oh, my God!
[laughs]

- Oh, my God!
- [Nina] Wait, there's a hot tub.

[Kelsey] Oh, look at that!

Guys, I'm so excited.

My stomach is literally in knots.

[laughs] I'll be completely honest,
but I'm also really excited.

- [pop]
- Yay!

Come on, Amara.

It's honestly such a crazy feeling

to see everybody, you know, without
clothes and everything for the first time.

I wanted to do this because, you know,
everyone's talking about body positivity,

different shapes and different sizes,
and it's like,

as much as we want to say that looks
don't matter, people do judge you.

I want to make a toast
to making genuine connections

and having fun in the house.

- Yeah.
- Yeah. I have nothing more to say,

- but bring on the men!
- Cheers!

In the past, I have been body shamed

because I was either too fat

or too dark

or I just didn't fit in.

It took a lot for me

to get to where I am today
and actually love the skin I'm in.

So, like, coming into this experience,
I want somebody

to actually get to know me for me.

I'm feeling good. I'm a little bit nervous,
I wouldn't lie, but, yeah.

[Keir] I'm just nervous to meet the boys.

- And then...
- [Kelsey] Where are the boys?

[Amara] Yeah, where are they?

[radio static blares]

♪ Radio Rylan! ♪

[Rylan] Hello, ladies.

You're tuned in to Radio Rylan.

- [squeals, laughter]
- You've done the hard part,

or so you thought.

I'm on my way to see you.

But before that,
one of you must leave the house right now.

- What?
- Are you taking the piss?

To go...

on your very first naked date.

There's a boy heading up to the beach.

I just hope you don't

rub each other up

the wrong way.

Laters, daters.

[laughter]

- It's a massage.
- Who wants to go?

Well, I am a qualified masseuse,
so I feel like maybe this might be...

This is your time to shine!

- Go, girl.
- OK.

Deep down,
everyone wants to go on a date,

but also it's really intimidating
because it's the first date.

But OK, you've twisted my arm, so...

- Have fun.
- See you later.

- Bye!
- [Nina] Can't wait for debrief!

I love that for her. Let's drink to that.

[Keir] I want to know
where the other boys are, to be honest.

Imagine if they're all
on the massage date!

- Kelsey's with every single one!
- [laughter]

[Rylan] Don't worry, girls,
there's plenty of boys to go around,

and they're about to bare all.

♪

I'm currently 27 years single.

I've had a lot of fun, but I am ready

to shift the priorities now and be
that boyfriend that I think I can be.

As a former Royal Navy sailor,
I've chased women around the world

in and out of many ports,
and I've still not found the one,

but hopefully, I find love here in Panama.

[Connor] We are so much more
than our clothes.

I hope we can just get to know each other
for who we really are.

♪ Unshackled, I am free... ♪

I've been celibate for about a year now

because I don't want
to sleep around any more.

I'm looking for that one deep connection.

I didn't expect to feel nervous,

but, oh, my God, I'm bricking it now.

I've got to get my penis out!

[Matt] I've had my heart broken twice
in my life,

so I'm nervous about being rejected naked

but, honestly,
you've just got to take it on the chin.

♪ I'm finally ready ♪

♪ The pain can't hurt me any more ♪

♪ Yes, I've gone through the motions ♪

♪ Then another door opens ♪

♪ I leave it all in history ♪

- Oh, my days! Look at this.
- Wow!

Honestly, this is amazing.

- Hi, I'm Connor.
- I'm Keir, nice to meet you.

- [Jarrakeh] You guys look amazing.
- Oh, thank you.

What's happening, people?

[whoops, cheers]

Hello! How are we?

[Keir] A house full of naked boys? Are you
joking? I'm like a kid in a candy shop.

- [Matt] Is it all right to hug?
- [Keir] Yeah.

Matthew, nice to meet you.

What's your name? Keir, yeah?
Nice to meet you.

Just walk in,

seeing four beautiful girls completely
naked in this absolute dream of a house.

What more could I want?

Absolutely quality, so happy to be here.

- I forget your name.
- How are you, darling?

[Nina] I just won't know you.

[Connor] Jordan is packing the heat
down there, man!

- Hi, darling.
- Hello, nice to meet you.

- Are you OK?
- Yeah, how are you?

[Nina] Yeah, Jordan.
He's got a great physique.

[laughs]

- [cheering]
- To making connections!

Absolutely.

[Mani] The boys are so fine, but honestly,

there's one particular one
that caught my eye!

Jarrakeh. Ah!

Were you guys struggling at home
to make a connection?

- Which is why you had to go on here?
- Yeah, why Dating Naked?

I just gave up, like, bothering.
I couldn't be arsed to reply to anyone.

- Have you been single for a while?
- Three years.

Do you think this time
you're gonna meet someone?

- I've not come bollocko on this for fun!
- Exactly! She ain't done this for nothing!

[Rylan] While this lot
get to know each other better...

...Kelsey's nude and in the mood
for a romantic connection.

[Kelsey] I've never been on a blind date
before, let alone a naked blind date.

My usual type is someone
who's blonde, tall, blue eyes,

but I've come into this open-minded,
so if someone tall, dark and handsome

walks up,
I'm absolutely not going to say no.

[Rylan] Well, babe, he's on his way.

There's just, you know,
the small matter of stripping naked first.

♪ I'm the saint of the sinners ♪

♪ And you know I'll be winning... ♪

I would describe myself as average -

average penis, average looking.

I might not have a six pack
but, if I'm honest,

I prefer going down the pub
than going to the gym.

♪ You know I'll be winning ♪

♪ I'm the storm of the winters... ♪

I've been trying to look for someone
on social media

and things but, ultimately,
it's so superficial.

So, I think Dating Naked,
I get to see everything.

No filter, and that's what I'm all about.

♪ Are you a sinner? ♪

I've tried to find love on TV before,
but it really didn't go to plan.

I'm prepared to give this everything.
I'll do whatever it takes.

I look in the distance
and I see this long dark hair.

She looks good, but she looks like my ex.

Hello, how are you?

- Can I hug you?
- Course you can. What's your name?

- Kelsey. Nice to meet you. What's yours?
- Luke.

[Luke] I realised it wasn't my ex.
Thank the Lord!

Are you nervous? I was so nervous.

Honestly, I've been freaking out
the whole time,

when you're just waiting around,

- but I feel better now I've seen you.
- I feel better.

Have you heard of, like, nervous dick?

Basically, when a man's nervous,
their dick shrivels up

and oh, man, I've been waiting here.

That is definitely one way
to start a date!

Based off our first impressions, his smile
was the first thing that caught my eye.

He's got lovely teeth
and he's got really nice blue eyes,

which is something
that I look for in a guy.

- It looks like we're massaging.
- Looks cute, don't you think?

- Have you massaged before?
- Yeah, I'm actually a qualified masseuse.

- Are ya?
- So, it's a bit fitting, isn't it?

OK.

This is my type of date,
I'll tell you now.

- So, you want me to get on first?
- Yeah.

I'm glad I'm massaging Kelsey first

because it kind of breaks the ice.

I'd rather be there getting my fingers in,
having a chat with her.

Deep massage on your arse,
is that all right?

[laughing] He's getting straight in there!

I mean, Luke got right in there,
didn't he?

He literally started massaging
my arse cheeks!

I'm feeling a lot more relaxed
than what I was a minute ago,

so he's obviously doing something right.

- You've not met any other boys yet?
- No.

- So, I'm the first boy?
- Yeah, so you've got to set the bar high.

[Rylan] While Kelsey and Luke
live out the Dating Naked fantasy...

...back at the house, Keir and Connor
are already planning theirs.

What would your perfect first date be,

if we were to go out on a date?

I don't know. I'm not that picky,
like, just some nice food, like.

- I just love my food.
- So, what's your favourite food?

There's not a food what I think "eugh".

Apart from celery,
because it's like hairy water.

- What's your favourite seafood?
- I like salmon.

Or mussels, I like garlic mussels.

You've come to the right place
if you like "muscles".

For God's sake!

- I can't deal with you.
- Call me the buffet!

- I can't deal with you, actually.
- Yeah.

Connor, he's nothing like my usual type,
but...

I think I'm ready for a relationship now

because all my other ones
have been absolute train wrecks,

so it'd be nice to actually have
like a loving, nice, caring relationship.

Ha! Does it exist? I don't know yet.

[Matt] This is out of my comfort zone.

Do you know what it is?
It's not been working outside.

- Yeah.
- I've been on long-term relationships.

- But is that what you're looking for?
- Yeah, long-term.

All mine's been five years, two years,
three years, four years, know what I mean?

- Have you ever cheated?
- No, I haven't.

- Actually?
- No, I haven't. I've never cheated.

- Has someone ever cheated on you?
- No.

- I could be... I had to think there.
- You don't know. You hope not?

- I hope not, but I don't think so, no.
- Yeah, that's a good sign.

[Amara] After talking with Matt,
he seems like he wants something serious

so, that, like,
aligns pretty well with me.

It could be a good fit. We'll see.

[Rylan] Now they're getting comfortable
with each other,

I think it's about time
I joined the party.

Fully clothed, obvs.

♪ This is what I call the good life

♪ It ain't my fault

♪ The dance floor is poppin'
we bout to shake it... ♪

[Amara] Wait, no!
I just clocked Rylan.

- [screaming]
- Oy-oy, daters!

Rylan!

- Right, should we kick this off properly?
- Yeah, let's.

Girls, come and join me this side.
Boys, join me this side.

[Mani squeals] I couldn't miss
those beautiful white teeth.

[Mani] Rylan, oh, my God!

He's such a doll!

Like the piercing eyes. Ugh!

I love it.

Welcome to Panama
and welcome to the Dating Naked house.

[cheers]

It's gorgeous! What a place.
I mean, what an upgrade!

[laughter]

So, you've all taken that brave step
to lose the clothes

in your search to find love.

- How does it feel?
- [Nina] Liberating.

She's liberated!

Feels the way this was always
how it's meant to be done.

[Rylan] This is how it's meant to be?

Shall we talk about
how this is going to work?

- Yeah, mate, let us know.
- Tell us, then.

For the next few weeks,
you're going to all be living together

in this gorgeous, swanky pad.

- Yeah, good.
- Woo!

You're going to be getting
to know each other,

going on dates,
all with the aim of finding love.

[Amara] Hopefully,

However, it wouldn't be Dating Naked

without the odd new arrival.

And the odd trip to the dumping ground.

But for those that make it
to the end of the experience,

there will be more
than just love on the line.

There is a £50,000 prize fund
up for grabs.

Hey, that's what I'm talking about.

Woo!

[Jordan] We all love a prize

and I'm ready
to just throw everything at it

and have a great
Dating Naked experience.

Now, boys,
there is a naked date happening already.

So, there's one girl you're yet to meet,

but that shouldn't stop you getting
to know the rest of these lovely ladies.

So, get grafting.

[Connor] I welcome the challenge.

Bring it on.
Give me the best you got, Rylan.

Keep your wits... and your bits about you.

[laughter]

Laters, daters.

Bye, Rylan.

Oh, Rylan is a vibe!

He should just be in here
on the experience

with us.

[Luke] You are good at massaging,
by the way.

Literally,
I've needed something like this all week.

- It's come at the right time, trust me.
- Oh, bless you.

But to be fair, we can have
a couple of drinks over there if you want.

I think that sounds like a grand idea.

- [Kelsey] This is cute.
- I know.

It is cute. Nearly as cute as you!

Hey! [laughs]

I think going into a date naked
makes it a bit easier.

Because that initial, like, worry is gone.

You're both in the same situation, so
it kind of puts you at ease a little bit.

- [pop]
- There we go!

Keep that as a memory of our first date.

[laughing] For God's sake!

- Well, cheers to our first date.
- Cheers to our first date.

- So...
- I was gonna say

on the first date of Dating Naked.

Oh, shit. Yeah.

- What can we say?
- We got both.

You know what?
I haven't really dated, to be honest.

Because I was in a long-term relationship,
for five, six years.

Then I met someone
really quickly after that,

and then I've been single
for the last year,

so I haven't really,
like, dated in the last year.

It's weird because you'll never
go on a date naked again!

Yeah, this is so true. Very true.

So, what would you rate
my massaging skills, then?

- A nine.
- That's solid, I'll take that.

Luke's a great guy
and there could be some potential there.

So...

♪ We are young ♪

♪ We are royal renegades ♪

♪ Of tomorrow ♪

♪ We are young ♪

♪ We are royal... ♪

[Mani] This process, this experience,

I think it's definitely
going to be one for the books.

[Jarrakeh] Definitely one
to tell the grandkids.

Yeah.

- Do you want children, by the way?
- I do.

How old do you think you'll be
when you want children?

- 28.
- I'm 28 now.

- Shut the fuck up! That's my lucky number.
- Is it really?

Yeah.

Wow. I'm a lucky man.
I'm a very lucky man.

Well, you're speaking
to a Jamaican princess, so...

Yes. You're talking to an African king!

[both laugh]

But honestly,
I feel like it's kind of crazy how,

like, the vibe was just, like,
raw, authentic, you know?

That's true. I think we naturally
gravitated towards each other

when we first sat down
and then started talking

and understanding a little bit more
about each other, it's nice.

I quite like you - a lot!

- Really?
- Yeah, yeah.

[Jarrakeh] I think Mani is quite into me.

I think the way that we've been looking
at each other is quite nice, you know.

Obviously, she's a very attractive woman,

and all the other ladies
are very attractive, too,

but, I mean,
I'm feeling Mani's energy the most.

[Mani] I knew, like, you looked good,
but, like,

your personality is, like,
really what's dragging me in.

- Is it? Good?
- Yeah.

- This is a perfect match.
- Yeah, I think so. Good to hear that.

[Mani] Jarrakeh,
I can just look into his eyes

and I can see
there's so much depth to him.

I just love that.

- [Jarrakeh] See you in a bit.
- Always.

♪ Show you
Show you how I feel... ♪

What are you saying? How are you finding
the nakedness and stuff?

All right, I'm not gonna lie.

You know when, like, people walk past,
and we're, like, sat down,

you do have a little glance.

So, what do you like?
What would you go for normally in a guy?

Someone who's into, like, fitness, adventurous.

- Yeah?
- Yeah.

- I'm gonna be training every day.
- Yeah, we can do it, starting tomorrow.

I'm wondering what it's gonna be like
doing a burpee naked.

I'd say there's a bit of chemistry
between Jordan and I.

Obviously it's day one, but, yeah,
there's a bit of flirting going on.

So, I'm excited to have more chats,
put it that way.

[Nina laughing]

[Rylan] As the sun sets
on the first day in the house,

the boys and girls are getting ready
for the night ahead,

and to welcome back
daters Kelsey and Luke.

- [Nina] What's the go with you and Connor?
- [Keir] He's fit. Well, he's funny.

I think that's what attracts me to him
more, like how funny he is.

I'm really liking the vibe of Jordan.

- Are you?
- Are you? That's cute.

[Keir] Well, it does look like
he likes you, to be fair.

- Do you think?
- Yeah, definitely.

[Connor] It's crazy to think that,
like, any moment

there's two other people
coming into the house.

I wonder what they were doing, man.

Today has been a great day

and I do like Keir, but we're just getting
started - Rome wasn't built in a day.

So, we keep our options open.

There is another girl coming in
and I'm bloody excited to get to know her.

It's been a great day, honestly.
Ten out of ten.

- What are we cheersing to?
- Here's to eight guys falling in love.

[Matt] I'm excited for tonight.

Can't wait.

- Hello!
- That's so cool.

- [cheering, laughter]
- Hello!

Oh, my God!

[Kelsey] Everywhere I look,
there's naked men.

It's crazy. I have no other words.

- Finally!
- Come on, you guys!

- Hello.
- Hello!

Darling.

My God. Hi, everyone.
I'm Kelsey. Nice to meet you.

I do like Keir, we get on well,

but typically my type would be
short brunettes.

So, definitely, Kelsey's is a bit of me.
Sign me up!

Hiya, mate. How are you? Good? Not so bad.

- Hi, I'm Amara. Nice to meet you.
- Luke.

Jordan, right?

[Luke] I'm meeting everyone

and the first thing I see
is the size of Jordan's penis.

Never seen nothing like it.

Fuck! I'm in trouble here, boys.

What did you do for the date?

- Massage on the beach.
- So, did you give each other a massage?

- Yes, we did.
- I knew it!

- [Luke] Hi. How are you doing?
- Hi. I'm Keir.

- Love your hair.
- Oh, thank you.

Kelsey's definitely my type

but there's a few other girls
I haven't met yet.

I want to get to know people a bit and
then I know who I can gravitate towards.

It was really nice. Yeah.
It was really exciting.

- It was good.
- Yeah.

- Was he gentle?
- I gave him a seven out of ten.

Seven out of ten's all right, mate.

But seven out of ten's like the courtesy
number you always give someone

- if they've done a shit job.
- This is so true!

If someone gave me a six out of ten,
I'd be happier than with a seven

because I reckon a six is sincere
and seven's a lie, man.

[Kelsey] Connor has caught my eye,
in terms of his personality.

He's not someone
that I would normally go for,

but I've come here
to be open minded, you know.

- Ah, cheers. Good on you!
- Cheers.

[all cheer]

[Rylan] As it's their first night
in the house,

I've prepared a little something
for our daters.

- Have a look at this!
- What we got here? Let's have a look.

- [Matt] Sexy Eyes.
- [Nina] Oh, this is crazy!

So, we walk out by the pool

and there's a board set up
and a spinning wheel.

[Luke] Talk Dirty To Me, Best Bum -
this is getting naughty.

I'm thinking, "What's going on?
I've only been here five minutes."

[Rylan] They don't know it yet,
but this game isn't just for fun.

Tomorrow, there'll be huge consequences
for one of my daters.

Big spin, Jord.

Wee!

Agh!

I was getting a breeze with my vajayjay.

- Oh, Mr. Rizz!
- Mr. Rizz?

Whatever the category is,
you have to pick it

and then you give it
to the opposite sex.

- I actually don't know what Rizz means.
- Rizz is short for "charisma".

[Nina] Connor, he's got charisma.

Very funny.

So, I gave it to him.

Yeah!
Told you I'd make you proud, Mum!

I'm gonna give this to you and I'm really
sorry, I can't remember your name.

Oh, sweet as. Thank you.

[Jordan] I can't believe Kelsey
is giving Matt the fuckboy vibes.

Yeah, I was a little bit taken back
by that

because Matt's like
the nicest guy in the world.

Just from the small interaction
that I've had,

- you just give off fuckboy vibes.
- That's cool. You gotta take it how it is.

Woo!

One Night Only.

So, I had One Night Only.

Can you cover up the fuckboy, please?

I want it to be more than one night only.

Hah.

Pretty Willy.
I'm gonna have to have a scan, guys.

[Connor] I reckon you might want
to look behind you, mate.

Yes!

[Connor] Mr. Rizz and Pretty Willy.
Can I say any more?

Put it on my resumé
and put it on my gravestone.

[Connor] Oooooh...

Come on, Jordy!

[Jordan] Being spun around naked
is a little bit crazy.

Because, you know,
all bits flying everywhere and stuff.

- [Amara] Sexy Eyes.
- Oh, OK.

Sexy Eyes, there was always one person
I was giving that to.

I'm picking Nina
because you have got sexy eyes.

I'm blushing. Why am I blushing?

I pick Best Bum for Mani, because
I want to see it clap with no hands.

[shrieks, laughter]

This one there! Hello!

[Mani] Oh, God.

We're in for a wild ride.

[Connor] Come on, Matty-boy.

His balls, man.
His balls are just hanging out.

- Heart Breaker.
- Heart Breaker. Fuck.

It's a bit, like, awkward
because you've got to choose someone.

You have to take it on the chin
cos you done me dirty.

- I mean...
- Here you are, sweetheart.

Thanks, babe.

[Nina] I'm shocked that Matt
gave Heart Breaker

to Kelsey because Kelsey wasn't with us,
like, all day.

- I'd let you break me heart.
- Oh, fuck off!

[they laugh]

Woo... Here we go!

[Connor] So, I'm spinning on the wheel
and I'm just hoping.

"Please land on something good!"

- OK, Give Us A Snog.
- Ooh.

And sure enough,
we landed on Give Us A Snog.

This is an opportunity to break the ice.
What better way to get to know each other?

[laughter, cheers]

- [shrieks]
- Nice!

Connor, that is a ballsy move.

Marriage Material.

I'm gonna choose this girl
because we had a really good date today.

[Kelsey] Marriage material? That's a bold
statement after our first date,

but I think I'd make a great wife.

I don't like to brag,
but I've got three hearts.

It's always a great start, isn't it?

[Rylan] Soak up the good vibes now,
Kelsey,

because something tells me
tomorrow you won't be so happy.

- Aw, smashed it, guys.
- Well done.

Well done, everybody.

[whoops, cheers]

[Nina laughs]

[Connor] How have you felt coming
into the house, Luke? It must be hard.

[Luke] At first, it was daunting because
obviously I went and met Kelsey.

[Jordan] Who else you got your eye on?

- What's the girl in the pink hair?
- Keir.

Keir, yeah. I think she seems really...

- She intrigues me. She's pretty quiet.
- Yeah.

When someone's quiet,
I want to know more about them.

She's got a bubbly personality, mate.

I'll be honest, when Kelsey walked in,
I thought that's...

That is elite. Like, that's what
we're talking about, man.

That's obviously why I picked her to kiss

and that's like, I think you and Keir
sort of makes up the jigsaw

of everyone in the house,
if you know what I mean.

♪

[Rylan] It seems those first impressions
have made a positive impact

on some of our daters.

I'm going to bed
a very happy boy tonight.

I am enjoying getting to know Nina.
I really like her.

So, yeah, brilliant.

I think I'll probably chat more
to Luke tomorrow.

He's fit. Let's see how I feel.

♪ You told me once ♪

♪ We'd run away ♪

♪ Right now feels pretty damn good
What do you say...? ♪

- Is it possible to kiss you?
- Yes.

♪ Just in the nick of time ♪

♪ Yeah, just in the nick of time ♪

- [Keir] Morning, queens.
- [all] Good morning.

- [Matt] I'm gonna say morning, kings.
- Another day in paradise.

You guys look cosy!

- [Mani laughs]
- Did you get any sleep?

[laughter]

[Luke] Jarrakeh and Mani
hit it off really quick.

How could someone be like
that in love after, like, a few hours?

[Jordan] I will never,
ever get bored of that view.

- [Kelsey] It's stunning, isn't it?
- That's absolutely incredible.

[Luke] I think it's gonna be a good
fucking day and we should get on with it.

Yeah! It'll be good
when we actually get out of bed!

[Kelsey] Girls, we've got towels
with our names on them.

- Where?
- Look, down there.

Hi. Hi. Hi.

Me and Amara, first night together,
so I just want to see how it progresses.

But honestly,
I'm buzzing and excited for today.

[cheers of encouragement]

[laughter]

Yes, Nina!

Woo!

Yeah!

[laughter]

♪

- [Luke] How you been? How you found it?
- [Kelsey] Yeah, not so bad, coming in.

[Luke] I know. I think it was worse
when we initially come in.

I thought, like, shit, as we was coming in
after we met everyone though...

- I know you was really nervous.
- I was fucking well-nervous.

[Luke] Coming off the back of the date,

I feel that I built, like,
some sort of connection

with Kelsey and even if nothing does
come of it, I feel that, do you know what?

We've got each other
to kind of have each other's backs.

I think it was difficult for us as well,
because obviously we came in,

walked in, everyone's, like,
on top of each other, like, buddied-up,

and even I was like...
Cos I'd already met the girls.

- Yeah, yeah.
- You hadn't met anyone.

And like, even just seeing Marni
and, like, Jarrakeh.

- And I was like, what is going on?
- I think that's too much.

It's a really,
really big thing to jump into.

[Kelsey] Like, I respect it.
Like Amara and Matt, for example.

[Luke] Everyone else
has kind of jumped in.

- [Kelsey] I feel like that's so wild.
- 100%

Because, end of the day as well,
from an outsider like us looking in,

- what are your intentions with this?
- Yeah.

Actually, I think the people
who have done it properly

instead of just jumping into things
are the people that deserve a place here

more than the people who've just jumped
into something what could be...

Yeah.

- Yeah. It's long.
- It's long.

[Kelsey] Jarrakeh and Mani,
it's so intense

so quickly,
like, they're all over each other.

And I just think, like,
is that a real connection?

♪ Why don't you come my way? ♪

♪ Listen to what your body's saying ♪

♪ Just let the music play ♪

♪ Touching you while your body's swaying ♪

- [Luke] How you been?
- [Keir] All right. How are you?

- [Luke] Yeah, not bad.
- [Keir] How are you feeling?

[Luke] Yeah, it's been like a whirlwind,
I think.

- How you feeling? How have you found it?
- Yeah, it's all right. It's good. Happy.

When I come in, you was, like, so quiet,
and I was thinking "she intrigues me".

- Because you're a pretty girl.
- Thanks. Not so bad yourself.

You know what I mean? I do try.

- Yeah. Don't fuck about, do we?
- What's your normal type?

No, I don't really have a type.
They're usually dickheads.

I can be a dickhead if you want.

No, please don't.

With me, like, you have to make
me laugh as well, which I've been doing.

- Like, if you make...
- Tick.

[Keir laughs] "Tick!"

Because, obviously, everyone likes
to laugh, do you know what I mean?

You are literally a breath of fresh air.
Like, genuinely.

I don't think I've ever met someone -
this is gonna sound really soppy -

but you're the only person here
that I would say I find attractive.

- Really?
- And like I'd...

- Even right now?
- Yeah.

Aw, thank you. That is cute.

- [Jordan] I love cake.
- [Keir] I love cake on my birthday.

[Jordan] Do you like Victoria sponge
and stuff like that?

[Keir] Yeah, or like chocolate fudge cake
hot with ice cream or like angel cake.

[Matt] Yeah, stunning.

It's a real funny dynamic
in the house right now

where it seems like everyone
has everything sorted out.

It looks like Luke is giving Keir a crack,
looks like I'm giving Kelsey a go.

So, it seems like no one's getting
in each other's way,

which, you know,
it's sort of gone a little bit too easy.

It makes me uneasy with how easy it is.

[Rylan] Oh, Connor,
you've only gone and jinxed it

because I've got a little something
up my sleeve

and not everyone's
gonna be happy about it.

♪ You know I look good ♪

♪ Got a whole lotta confidence ♪

♪ You know I look good... ♪

- [Keir] What's that?
- [Amara] Rylan!

Oy-oy, daters!

Get over here and join me.
Girls on my left, boys on my right.

[Matt] Whenever Rylan's paying a visit,

you never know what's going down.
What is he up to this time?

- Kelsey, Luke, lovely to meet you both.
- And you.

- How was your date?
- [Luke] Pretty good date.

It was nice to meet someone
before we had to come into the house.

Obviously, it's kind of eased
the nerves a little bit.

Well, look, that's all nice to hear,

but you're probably wondering
why I'm here.

- Yes.
- Yes.

- I've got some good news.
- [cheers]

[Luke] Well done, Rylan.
Nice to see you today.

Our first naked newbie
is already on their way.

Oh, my God.

- Stop!
- [laughter]

And this new arrival is coming in...

- ...for the girls.
- Yes, girls, come on, then.

However, the bad news.

To make way for my naked newbie...

...one of our boys has to leave
the house immediately.

- Fuck that!
- You are kidding?

- Now?
- That is deep.

- [Rylan] Immediately.
- [Nina] Now?

- [Jordan] Ah, shit.
- [Amara] That's dirty.

That's too much.

Last night, you all played a little game.

- The heart game?
- What?

You all had the chance to badge each other
with first impressions.

- Yeah.
- Mm-hm.

[Rylan] Kelsey,
what did you get, gorgeous?

I got Heart Breaker.

- Heart Breaker?
- Yeah.

Thanks, babe.

Interesting.

Well, Kelsey...

...you were named the house heart breaker.

And I'm sorry, gorgeous, but you're
about to break one of the boys' hearts.

Shit, man.

And you're gonna do it right now.

Come and join me.

Fuck!

Kelsey... this is your decision.

But before you choose which boy to dump,
I think we should hear from them.

Matt.

Do you know what?
It's a hard decision for Kelsey.

All I can say is,
you know, I've got a good connection.

It'd be nice if you can save me
just to see where it goes any further.

Luke, you're next.

I've been here the least amount of time
to build connections with the girls,

compared to the other guys.

Me and Keir have had
a nice deep chat today.

- Yeah, I hope I can stay to pursue that.
- Thanks, Luke. Jarrakeh.

I'm enjoying my time
and my experience in the house,

but ultimately you've got a tough decision
on your hands and it's up to you.

Go with your gut feeling
and do whatever you decide.

[Rylan] Jordan.

I feel as if I'm building a really nice
authentic connection with Nina.

- I'd love to see where that goes for sure.
- Thanks, Jordan.

And finally, Connor.

Kelsey, when you walked through the door,
I picked you to kiss for a reason.

I just can't wait to get to know you
even more.

[Rylan] Thanks, Connor.
OK, Kelsey.

Please tell me the name
of the boy whose heart you wish to break.

And who will be dumped from
the Dating Naked house immediately?

The boy that I want to dump is...

♪

[Keir] Me and Luke have started
to get to know each other,

so I really don't want him to go home.

[Mani] I'm just praying,
"Please, please don't choose Jarrakeh."

[Nina] I don't want anyone to go,
but if Jordan stays,

I shouldn't really, like,
hold back as much as I have.

♪

Luke.

[Rylan] Luke, I'm sorry.

You have been dumped
from the Dating Naked house.

Kelsey, why did you choose Luke?

I just feel like there was more
genuine connections.

Obviously, I appreciate that
he's not been in the house for very long.

I want to drop a bomb there, actually.

Because we had this conversation earlier

and you said you think two of the couples
are faking their connection.

- When did I say that?
- We had a discussion on the sofa.

So, that excuse is just bullshit,
to be honest.

[Kelsey] I didn't say that anyone
was faking their connection at all.

- OK. OK.
- So, don't put words in my mouth.

[Kelsey] He hasn't made up
the whole conversation,

but what he's done is
he's twisted my words.

It was just a case of we were sort of
analysing everyone's connections,

but I didn't see sit there
and label these relationships

as "fake" -
those words never left my mouth.

Luke, before you leave,
is there anything you want to say?

That was it.

[Rylan] I'm really sorry
that your Dating Naked experience

has come to an end so quickly.

It is now time to leave
the Dating Naked house.

- Brilliant. Cheers.
- Thank you.

♪ This is when the tides will turn... ♪

[Luke] I came on Dating Naked
to find love,

but getting your penis out on national TV
to only last one day?

Absolutely mortifying.

I'm a bit gutted
because Keir is, like, a great girl.

I feel like I'm just building
a connection with her

and I'll be definitely picking up
the phone to her after this.

- Fucking liar!
- [Mani] He didn't even say bye.

- This game is savage, man.
- Went out with a bang.

Oh, fuck!

Well, Kelsey,

- you gave Luke his massage yesterday.
- I did.

Looks like he didn't get his happy ending.

[laughter]

Kelsey, go and join the girls.

[Keir] Obviously, Kelsey did have
to pick someone, but I'm not happy either.

It's shit cos I did get on with him
and he was funny.

Well, as one door closes,
another one opens.

♪

Shall we meet our first naked newbie?

- Let's do it.
- Yeah.

[Rylan] He's a premium hunk
who's sure to shake things up.

And girls,
you're all gonna recognise this hottie.

Oh, newbie!

Stop!

This could cause a fucking shitstorm.