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Come on.
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You guys are so dramatic.
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I heard you were sneaking around our gate.
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Trying to find a way out, eh?
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Cute.
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Grab a seat.
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I insist.
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Okay.
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You know,
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this gun was handcrafted
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in 1862 during the American Civil War,
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designed specifically for dueling,
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when things get up close and personal,
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when you're at war with your neighbor.
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Hmm, the bullets are tiny. Don't do shit.
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I could say the same about you.
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And I'm surprised you'd leave us.
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I thought for sure you'd want to watch
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your friends in the final round.
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Those losers aren't my friends.
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Fuck them, and fuck you, you weirdo.
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I just want to get out of here.
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You are delightful.
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And I would wish you bon voyage,
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but you got a peek at something you shouldn't have.
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I didn't see anything.
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Good. There was nothing to see.
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Maybe that's why I didn't see it.
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- See what? - Exactly.
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Oh, and if it's all the same,
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I'd like to have you as my guest for the final round.
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Just to be safe.
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It'd be my fucking pleasure.
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Wunderbar.
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Rise and shine.
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The final round of the tournament is here.
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in honor of your last morning as my guests,
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I've arranged a special treat.
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Who loves breakfast?
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All righty.
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Let's do bacon and cheddar on the first one.
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On the second one, let's go a little more intercontinental.
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Let's do mushies, feta, oh, and is that pesto?
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Oh, yeah, let's do that.
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- And for you? - Cheese.
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Not so much to say
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now that all your little buddies are gone, huh?
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I can make new buddies.
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But you only had one, and now it's gone.
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Harold would want me to kill you,
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and I will in his honor.
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God, you're a fool.
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You've had it in for me
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ever since I came to Blackfield.
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Blackfield was my asylum.
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I was the most popular murderer.
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And then you show up
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like king shit of fuck mountain.
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Nobody steals my spotlight.
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Oh, I'm going to be stealing a lot more than that
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when this is all said and done.
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It's gonna be a pleasure to finally put you in the ground.
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Yeah, I bet you think you're going to suck me inside of you.
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And I'm telling you right now, it ain't happening.
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I don't want you inside of me. I want you dead!
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Your omelet, sir.
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Ooh, is that a salsa bar?
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Me llamo hungry. Olé!
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Are people aware of how much better
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sex in a bed is?
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We-- should we tell them?
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All I know is you couldn't hit that angle in Roadkill.
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Oh, man.
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Hey, where are you going?
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Come back. For all we know,
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the tournament could start tomorrow.
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You should try and relax.
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I just need to be ready.
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I feel like I'm standing at the edge of a cliff.
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Yeah, my stomach is all twisted too.
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Look, if you're worried we're not going to win--
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It's not that.
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I'm worried what it'll take to win.
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We knew Calypso wasn't going to make it easy on us.
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That's what makes your wish--
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our wish worth it.
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But if we both make it through this--
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John, if we both make it,
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that means we each got to get through Raven
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and Sweet Tooth and Grimm.
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- I know it sounds impossible. - That's putting it lightly.
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The odds are against us. - Fuck the odds.
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We keep fighting until we don't have to anymore.
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That's all we can do.
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All right?
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We keep fighting.
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Hmm, I notice you didn't mention Mike or Stu.
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Oh, yeah. Maybe we can win.
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We're almost at the finish line.
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This is it.
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It's all I got left of Dave.
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He was simple,
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but also complex, you know?
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Anyway, may his soul rest as he lived,
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chill as hell.
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- Are you sure? - Yes.
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It's the only way
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You do it.
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I'm not strong enough.
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It's done now.
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I know Dave was an eater of man.
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He probably would have eaten my ass, too.
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When I was alone out there, man, he--
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he had my back.
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I should have come back for you.
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I was a coward.
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My best friend was probably murdered,
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and I just sat there and let it happen.
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Never again, dude.
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I'd fucking die for you, Mike.
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I won't lose you again.
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We ain't dying today.
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We're gonna go get that wish.
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Hell yeah we are.
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- Fuck you! - Bring it here, man.
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- Sorry. - It's okay.
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I love you, bro. - I love you too.
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We need to let May down easy.
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She assumes she's coming with us.
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Right. That's why I'm saying if you break it to her easy,
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she might be more chill.
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Okay. She won't, but you'll listen to you.
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She looks up to you. - Yes, I know.
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That's because I'm the cool friend.
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You're more of, like, an authority figure,
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like a dad.
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I do not give off dad vibes.
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Says the man who grunts when he stands up.
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Oh, my back, my back.
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Okay, all right, Rochambeau for it. Ready?
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What the hell is that?
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It's a gun.
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Gun beats tire. Tire beats road.
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No, that's not how you play.
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Also, rock crushes gun. I win!
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Damn it, I never thought about a rock.
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Mayhem?
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Where the hell is she?
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Hey!
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Stu?
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I'm okay. I'm fine.
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Thanks for the hand, dude.
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So, does anybody else have a bag on their head?
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Drivers!
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Reveal yourselves!
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Welcome to the final round!
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My friends,
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insiders and outsiders alike,
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you have watched these six drivers compete
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round after round,
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destroying anyone and everyone
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who stands in their way.
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Wait!
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They've been watching us the entire time?
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Come on, Stubert, Let's scoot out of here-aah!
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Listen to them! They love me!
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Yes!
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Fuckin' sheep.
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I've never seen this many people in one place before.
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I know. It's so many.
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And half of them hate us.
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Oh, shit. There's Mayhem.
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She's got good seats.
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You think she's okay?
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Hm, she seems fine.
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It's better up there with him
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than she would be down here with us.
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Today, insiders and outsiders
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join each other in celebration.
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And is there a day more appropriate for unity
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than Christmas?
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This time of year was always about hope.
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And my drivers have shown you
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that if you work hard enough
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and pull yourself up by your hubcaps,
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you too can achieve miracles.
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You can have your greatest wish granted.
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I think I'm missing something here, Stu.
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What's with all the wish talk?
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It's the entire reason we're here.
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First I'm hearing of it.
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Dude, we talked about the wish
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in the weird well room place.
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You wanted to keep the coin.
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I thought he was joshing.
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Joshing? Why would he be joshing?
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I don't know, I mean, he seems like a josher,
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you know, sneaky, the kind of guy
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who'd make you throw away a perfectly good coin
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in some dirty water
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and then laugh about it with his friends afterwards.
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I'm no asshole, Stu.
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But you are a moron.
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I wish for all the walls to come down.
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Fuck the outsiders!
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Get outta here!
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To win your wish,
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you simply must be the last contestant driving.
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This day shall henceforth be known
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as a new holiday,
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the day of Twisted Metal.
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Drivers, on your marks.
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- How's your leg? - Not good.
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Fuck.
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Hey, hey, Stu! What are you doing?
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Sorry, force of habit.
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Get in!
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Which one of you motherfuckers is first?
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Whoo! This is feeling right, baby!
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Aah!
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Shit!
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Dude, are you good?
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Look, I can't do it, man. You're gonna have to drive too.
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With what? Calypso kabobed my thigh!
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You're gonna have to steer with me.
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I'll take the pedals. - Are you fucking kidding me?
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Shit!
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Farewell, my son.
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Brake left! Brake left!
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Fuck! Aah!
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Turn, same time.
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Yeah! Yeah!
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- There we go! - There we go!
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That's it, Stu! That's my guy, Stu!
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Later, dicks.
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All right, put on the speed a bit!
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Whoa!
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Oh, shit, is that John?
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Yeah. Somebody's gotta win, right?
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- Yeah! - Here comes Hammerhead!
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You're not my guy, Stu! Fuck you!
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Hey, it looks like Mike and Stu aren't playing around.
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I might be in trouble out here.
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John, I'd love to save your ass,
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but I got a clown crawling up mine.
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Oh, looks like your friends are already on the ropes.
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I don't have any friends.
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Interesting.
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And here I thought these two were making you soft.
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I've always said that family, friends,
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they make you weak.
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Strength...
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comes from standing on your own.
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I see that strength in you.
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Can I interest you in some elk cheese?
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It's delightfully gamey.
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I always liked you, Quiet.
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Gosh, not too long ago,
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you were a little fishy in my tank.
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I'm glad you got out,
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'cause chasing you down is way more fun.
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How is he so goddamn fast?
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Oh, there you are.
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Kill you later, Quiet.
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You're mine!
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John, bring 'em to me.
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Don't slow down.
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- This is it! - Sorry, John.
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Oh, sorry, Stu.
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Oh-- turn! Turn!
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No! Fuck!
272
00:15:53,828 --> 00:15:56,622
Mike! Mike!
273
00:15:58,667 --> 00:16:02,211
Kill 'em, yeah!
274
00:16:08,802 --> 00:16:10,678
One car down,
275
00:16:10,679 --> 00:16:12,805
and five to go.
276
00:16:19,104 --> 00:16:20,521
Where are you going, Grimm?
277
00:16:21,981 --> 00:16:24,401
Oh, what have we here?
278
00:16:26,236 --> 00:16:27,444
Grimm's my main course,
279
00:16:27,445 --> 00:16:31,241
but your nasty little ass can be my appetizer.
280
00:16:33,243 --> 00:16:35,077
The clown's trying to fuck me?
281
00:16:35,078 --> 00:16:36,995
Good thing I brought protection.
282
00:16:39,332 --> 00:16:41,166
Here comes the pain!
283
00:16:47,090 --> 00:16:49,508
A shield? That's not the spirit of the game.
284
00:16:49,509 --> 00:16:50,759
Fucking cheater!
285
00:16:50,760 --> 00:16:53,345
Kiss me, and I'll kiss you back.
286
00:17:05,567 --> 00:17:08,027
Let's go! Let's go!
287
00:17:12,323 --> 00:17:13,699
No, no, no, no, no, no, no.
288
00:17:13,700 --> 00:17:14,992
What is she doing?!
289
00:17:16,953 --> 00:17:18,203
Honestly, it's pretty badass.
290
00:17:18,204 --> 00:17:20,789
Cheat codes? Pathetic!
291
00:17:22,876 --> 00:17:24,418
Who wants it next?!
292
00:17:24,419 --> 00:17:26,171
I want carnage, not trickery.
293
00:17:37,098 --> 00:17:37,849
Fuck!
294
00:17:42,062 --> 00:17:43,103
Fuck a force field.
295
00:17:43,104 --> 00:17:44,647
All I need is force!
296
00:17:47,150 --> 00:17:50,027
There, balance restored.
297
00:17:50,028 --> 00:17:51,363
Are you enjoying the show?
298
00:17:57,035 --> 00:17:58,035
Come on, John.
299
00:17:58,036 --> 00:17:59,119
Come on, Quiet.
300
00:18:04,209 --> 00:18:06,377
Hey, could you help me get them off my ass, please?
301
00:18:06,378 --> 00:18:07,252
On it!
302
00:18:15,387 --> 00:18:18,180
All right, Raven, now it's just you and me.
303
00:18:22,352 --> 00:18:24,103
I had you all set up to win,
304
00:18:24,104 --> 00:18:26,105
but you threw it all away for the nookie!
305
00:18:26,106 --> 00:18:27,357
Oh, shit!
306
00:19:11,067 --> 00:19:12,943
Now I'm glad you didn't drive for me.
307
00:19:12,944 --> 00:19:13,986
You suck at this.
308
00:19:13,987 --> 00:19:15,988
Hey, Raven...
309
00:19:15,989 --> 00:19:17,698
get fucked!
310
00:19:28,752 --> 00:19:30,462
Kiss my ass, Raven!
311
00:19:52,025 --> 00:19:54,151
May I have this dance?
312
00:20:33,274 --> 00:20:35,067
Okay, dummy, you go left, I go right.
313
00:20:35,068 --> 00:20:36,277
I mean, mix it up a little.
314
00:20:38,780 --> 00:20:40,823
Raven's out! We're almost there.
315
00:20:40,824 --> 00:20:43,075
I'm trying to line up Grimm, but he's squirrelly.
316
00:20:46,287 --> 00:20:48,163
Hey, that kill is mine!
317
00:20:48,164 --> 00:20:50,417
Does dibs mean nothing to you people?!
318
00:20:54,462 --> 00:20:56,756
Wait, does your Roadkill have the red lever?
319
00:21:00,135 --> 00:21:02,012
Fuck, yeah, it does. Line 'em up.
320
00:21:04,139 --> 00:21:06,766
Ooh, predictable.
321
00:21:08,852 --> 00:21:09,561
Ready.
322
00:21:11,312 --> 00:21:12,604
Now!
323
00:21:15,150 --> 00:21:16,984
Bye-bye!
324
00:21:26,286 --> 00:21:29,204
Oh, yeah, that's the stuff.
325
00:21:34,336 --> 00:21:36,170
Time to settle this, Grimm,
326
00:21:36,171 --> 00:21:40,090
once and for all.
327
00:21:57,317 --> 00:22:01,487
Yes, Grimm!
328
00:22:01,488 --> 00:22:05,991
Grimm! Grimm! Grimm! Grimm! Grimm!
329
00:22:05,992 --> 00:22:07,826
No!
330
00:22:07,827 --> 00:22:09,328
This is my show!
331
00:22:14,209 --> 00:22:15,918
It's just hands and noses now.
332
00:22:17,128 --> 00:22:19,254
Hey! Hey!
333
00:22:19,255 --> 00:22:20,839
This doesn't concern you.
334
00:22:26,930 --> 00:22:29,682
You can kill me, but at the end of the day,
335
00:22:29,683 --> 00:22:32,351
you'll still be a sad, pathetic clown,
336
00:22:32,352 --> 00:22:33,852
Marcus!
337
00:22:36,523 --> 00:22:38,732
But everyone will know my name.
338
00:22:38,733 --> 00:22:42,361
Sweet Tooth!
339
00:22:45,824 --> 00:22:47,324
Bullseye.
340
00:22:47,325 --> 00:22:49,284
Booyah!
341
00:22:54,666 --> 00:22:56,375
I would like to see that on the replay.
342
00:22:56,376 --> 00:22:58,711
Oh, wait, I can.
343
00:23:02,132 --> 00:23:03,800
Oh, yes!
344
00:23:08,096 --> 00:23:10,890
Now time for the real fun to begin.
345
00:23:13,309 --> 00:23:15,060
We're close to the end, folks.
346
00:23:15,061 --> 00:23:16,645
But I have a feeling some of you out there
347
00:23:16,646 --> 00:23:19,356
would love a little twist.
348
00:23:23,987 --> 00:23:26,071
What's a final round
349
00:23:26,072 --> 00:23:29,366
without a final boss?
350
00:23:53,600 --> 00:23:56,936
Please welcome to the game...
351
00:23:58,897 --> 00:24:00,939
Minion!
352
00:24:36,476 --> 00:24:37,976
It's wonderful, isn't it?
353
00:24:37,977 --> 00:24:39,561
I mean, yes, you could have warned them,
354
00:24:39,562 --> 00:24:40,813
but it's better this way.
355
00:24:40,814 --> 00:24:42,523
They'll never hold you back again.
356
00:24:57,664 --> 00:24:59,665
What the hell is that thing?
357
00:24:59,666 --> 00:25:02,501
A robot or a monster.
358
00:25:02,502 --> 00:25:04,503
A robot monster?
359
00:25:06,673 --> 00:25:09,008
Okay, tough guy, game on.
360
00:25:09,009 --> 00:25:10,009
Here we go.
361
00:25:25,734 --> 00:25:27,651
Ah, goddammit!
362
00:25:31,740 --> 00:25:34,242
Well, guess we're gonna do this the old-fashioned way.
363
00:25:44,085 --> 00:25:45,962
Shit, this motherfucker's fast.
364
00:25:52,385 --> 00:25:53,928
I'd like to go to your gym.
365
00:26:17,410 --> 00:26:18,620
This is bad.
366
00:26:39,599 --> 00:26:41,934
That all you got?
367
00:26:45,605 --> 00:26:48,524
Ooh!
368
00:26:48,525 --> 00:26:50,567
Sad clown.
369
00:27:08,503 --> 00:27:09,586
Move! Move!
370
00:27:17,345 --> 00:27:18,763
Holy fuck!
371
00:27:20,432 --> 00:27:23,017
What do you want to do about this whole final boss situation?
372
00:27:23,018 --> 00:27:24,935
I have no idea, but I'm starting to think
373
00:27:24,936 --> 00:27:27,646
Calypso might not want anybody to win this tournament.
374
00:27:27,647 --> 00:27:29,523
Why go through all this trouble?
375
00:27:29,524 --> 00:27:31,025
Question for another day.
376
00:27:31,026 --> 00:27:32,861
Right now I'm wondering how to beat this son of a bitch.
377
00:27:35,405 --> 00:27:36,281
Oh, shit!
378
00:27:38,825 --> 00:27:39,743
Whoa!
379
00:27:55,675 --> 00:27:57,384
Shit-face, you missed!
380
00:28:11,733 --> 00:28:12,984
Ooh!
381
00:28:20,367 --> 00:28:21,700
Hey, John. Remind me,
382
00:28:21,701 --> 00:28:23,744
how is Roadkill's turning radius?
383
00:28:25,538 --> 00:28:26,705
Fucking awesome!
384
00:28:29,084 --> 00:28:30,542
Let's show this big red motherfucker
385
00:28:30,543 --> 00:28:31,794
what Roadkill is made of.
386
00:28:31,795 --> 00:28:33,380
You got it. Locking on.
387
00:28:42,889 --> 00:28:44,139
I found a weak spot on its back!
388
00:28:44,140 --> 00:28:46,558
Okay, I take left, You take right.
389
00:28:46,559 --> 00:28:48,102
We'll outflank him together.
390
00:28:48,103 --> 00:28:50,479
Wouldn't want it any other way.
391
00:28:54,567 --> 00:28:56,527
Shit.
392
00:28:56,528 --> 00:28:57,904
Game over.
393
00:29:06,663 --> 00:29:08,580
Oh, god.
394
00:29:08,581 --> 00:29:10,207
Quiet!
395
00:29:18,758 --> 00:29:19,675
John!
396
00:29:19,676 --> 00:29:22,594
Oh!
397
00:29:31,229 --> 00:29:33,272
Oh, looks like we may have a winner.
398
00:30:03,970 --> 00:30:07,139
Double elimination!
399
00:30:13,188 --> 00:30:13,855
John!
400
00:30:17,609 --> 00:30:21,653
John! John...
401
00:30:21,654 --> 00:30:24,365
John, come on, damn it, wake up!
402
00:30:24,366 --> 00:30:26,617
Wake up, please!
403
00:30:26,618 --> 00:30:27,577
John!
404
00:30:31,664 --> 00:30:33,332
John, goddammit, wake up!
405
00:30:35,418 --> 00:30:37,252
John!
406
00:30:52,435 --> 00:30:54,520
Mike?
407
00:30:54,521 --> 00:30:56,939
Mike.
408
00:30:56,940 --> 00:30:59,525
Mike! Wake up, dude!
409
00:30:59,526 --> 00:31:00,402
Mike!
410
00:31:04,948 --> 00:31:06,408
I'm so sorry, man.
411
00:31:08,618 --> 00:31:10,077
You didn't deserve this.
412
00:31:10,078 --> 00:31:12,288
I love you, man. Wake up!
413
00:31:15,792 --> 00:31:18,252
I'll avenge you.
414
00:31:18,253 --> 00:31:19,421
I promise.
415
00:31:36,104 --> 00:31:37,438
All right, you crazy fucks,
416
00:31:37,439 --> 00:31:38,940
it's time to feel the wrath of...
417
00:31:44,112 --> 00:31:45,612
Wait a minute.
418
00:31:45,613 --> 00:31:47,949
Where is everyone?
419
00:31:56,249 --> 00:31:57,083
Wow.
420
00:31:58,793 --> 00:32:01,587
Okay, uh...
421
00:32:01,588 --> 00:32:03,422
ladies and gentlemen,
422
00:32:03,423 --> 00:32:05,716
please congratulate the victors,
423
00:32:05,717 --> 00:32:07,885
Mike and Stu!
424
00:32:09,721 --> 00:32:10,846
Oh, wait, Mike's dead.
425
00:32:10,847 --> 00:32:13,849
Uh, just Stu!
426
00:32:13,850 --> 00:32:16,602
- I won? - Stu! Stu! Stu! Stu!
427
00:32:16,603 --> 00:32:19,355
Stu! Stu! Stu! Stu!
428
00:32:19,356 --> 00:32:20,982
Stu! Stu! Stu!
429
00:32:22,942 --> 00:32:24,068
John!
430
00:32:24,069 --> 00:32:25,986
Stu! Stu! Stu!
431
00:32:41,878 --> 00:32:45,005
I will be leaving now, you greasy-haired little bitch.
432
00:32:45,006 --> 00:32:47,549
Well, I tried.
433
00:32:47,550 --> 00:32:48,884
Go on. Go to them.
434
00:32:51,096 --> 00:32:52,472
It's not going to matter soon anyway.
435
00:32:55,517 --> 00:32:57,976
We did it, Mike.
436
00:32:57,977 --> 00:33:00,229
I'm the winner!
437
00:33:00,230 --> 00:33:04,067
Yeah! I'm the winner!
438
00:33:53,241 --> 00:33:54,908
Jesus Christ.
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