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When can we get together tonight?

Maybe. Where?

The dancer's chamber's upstairs.

There's a spare bed.

Won't we have?

Come one, come all, and hear of the Canterbury tale.

The words, the passions, and love at last in full detail.

Are you alone?

you have under there.

Oh, my, my.

What a surprise. A carpenter with a crafty...

Okay, Carpenter.

Let's see how well you thrive at peg.

But first, let's get rid of these clothes.

Suck it harder Katrina.

My tool feels good in your mouth Katrina.

Oh, yeah.

That's a nice hammer, Carpenter.

Yes.

Oh, excuse me. The fault is mine. Excuse me for bumming your privates.

Ah, such lovely privates they are. I'm just saying that because I'm so plain.

Quite to the contrary. You are beautiful.

Oh, enough of this. You should be going to bed.

Here, let me help you out of all your clothes.

Should you be doing this?

Oh, don't be silly.

But you might see my privates. I certainly hope so.

What good is having a rooster if it doesn't crow?

Out with you, rooster.

I want to see who can crow the loudest.

while the miller in a drunken stuber climbed into his own bed with his

wife.

What's he doing to you?

Huh?

This is not supposed to be a festival.

Oh, Mother, what are you doing up at this hour?

That, my dear girl, is a question I should be asking you.

But I can see quite clearly with my own eyes, and I have half a mind to join

you. Then do.

There are two, and there is enough for both of us.

Yes, but first, I must tell you boys that your full amount of flour is

the door.

It is?

It's quite kind, my dear lady.

I measured it out myself this evening.

But now, I have rather a different kind of measurement in mind.

What a fine ruler you have here.

And to think, I've been putting up with my husband's little Peter all these

years.

Taking liberties?

With my wife?

And my daughter?

You piece of... Your wife

was a marvelous dessert to a fabulous dinner.

Definitely as good as your daughter, who is every bit as delicious.

Good night, sir.

The productive sounds of the violin wove their magic to perfection.

Bye. Bye.

I love her.

Oh.

Oh, squeeze tight.

Squeeze my balls.

In the Gypsy tradition, a ring of gold is used as an enhancement to the sexual

bond and symbolizes the never -ending love and the all -encompassing powers of

the universe.

Enraptured by her newfound passion, forgot her promise to the Master of

Darkness, and so... Such a brave and strong knight.

But no knight is any stronger than his sword.

And how is your sword?

My sword is poised and ready, as hard as steel, to

serve its lady at her mere beckon.

Then let me beckon it out of its sheen.

Take me.

I love you.

My bad.

My bad.

On the road to Canterbury when I was riding behind you, I was watching your

tight ass and that horse.

I envied your horse.

I was wondering what the front of you looked like.

I'm delighted to hear that.

May I lick your bum?

Wow, I love to feel your cock on my skin.

Mmm, I want to ride that stupid prick.

Sounds good in the league.

Thank you.

How do you like my tool, my lady?

Oh, my stiff carpenter tool feels good in them.

Bring it here.

Put your cup between my breasts.

Yes.

It's a nice family jewel.

It is such a wonderful thing a woman does.

It's a strong night.

Oh, it is definitely strong.

It's used for all the needs of a woman, as she wishes.

Ah, yes.

Final.

Oh, sister. Oh,

it's true, right?

Oh, again.

I wanted to be so close to you.

This is the sort of moral I've been searching for.

Oh, my child.

You have a divine mouth. Moral, moral, moral.

Moral.

Yes,

this is the true divine spirit of...

Mortal man Bless

you

my dear

Come one, come all, and hear of the Canterbury Tales.

The woes, the passions, and love at last in full detail.

Join in the libations enjoyed so lustily.

You too can feel a part of the tale you're soon to...