All language subtitles for Weeds (2005) - S07E10 - System Overhead (1080p BluRay x265 Silence)-eng

Previously on Weeds.

Not coming to Vermont!
You're not invited!

The SEC knows
your fund is a sham.

A Ponzi scheme. They're
gonna come after you.

You're really good
at burning shit down.

I wore a wire for the SEC.

Shit. They'll get me on arson.

And he's missing,
so, attempted murder.

I got to leave.

I'm Emma from Pouncy House.

What?

Pouncy House Party Rentals.

We're the big boy on the block.

A call comes in,
Alex takes a code,

the code goes into the brain,
where it becomes a sale.

How have we not met before?

This is gonna be a
legitimate business.

The main space is all
yours. Drug stuff in the back.

This isn't what I wanted.

I stole this from the
police department.

Well, that was fast.

That's your competition.

I mean, how you
gonna steal something

off a fucking computer,
anyhow, right?

I mean, unless you print it out.

Put those on.

What the hell is this?

The computer.

Holy shit.

Say it. Just say it.

I'm at a loss, Silas.
Well, you're a dick.

Happy you got laid, but guess
what? You slept with the devil.

You hire the competition, tell
her everything on her first day.

Basically, destroy our
business. And she came in

and ruined my bike
shop... Andy! Not now.

Wait. Slept with?

Thanks.

That was the girl from last
night on the roof? Emma?

So, now they also
know where we live.

Yeah, she's probably
there right now.

The loft ceilings are an
added challenge for her.

But she'll have an
extension ladder. Scissor lift.

Crafty bitch must
have a scissor lift.

You're not helping.

I'm not helping?

Might want to open a window
in that glass house, Nancy.

Uh-uh. This is Silas.

Oh, yeah. Sure. No
responsibility here.

I tried to tell you the other
night I can't look at you...

but you were on a date.

Oh, my God! Stop blinding
me, Or getting a pot delivery.

Miss Pure as the Driven Snow.
Or having your prison lover...

Enough. Both of you.

The safe?

I never told her the combo.

That must be
second date material.

Should I just strap on some gravity
boots, pretend nothing's wrong?

You're the front business.

The front business exists
because of the back business.

Without the back business,
there would be no front business.

They took the Copenhagen Wheels.

Oh.

Sorry.

What was on this computer?

Customer names, codes,
addresses, phone numbers...

So, everything.

We still have the phone.

Clients call in their orders,
we'll start gathering info again.

They took everything
that was not nailed down...

Up. And...

They left the phone?

Call it.

Silas' and Nancy's more
important drug business.

Press one for an
eighth of arrogance.

It's ringing.

Pouncy House Party Rentals.

Shit!

They stole our phone number.

So our customers are
going to get Pouncy House.

Perfect.

I'm gonna take care of it.

Did you hear me? I'm
gonna take care of it.

I heard you.

Press two for an ounce
of misplaced hope.

And three for a kilo of
unending, blind futility.

Beep.

Zoya? She's gone.

Got a call from her last night.

Something about
a wire and Vermont.

A kennel, maybe?

Sounded like she was
on a train or something.

She burns bright. And free.

I have something to show you.

Controlling your portions?

Zoya's tough on plates.

And bowls. Anything
breakable, really.

I have a corporal friend.

Did a little extra
scouting in the fields

near Kharjoy. Said
it was beautiful there.

Then we bombed
the shit out of it.

That's fantastic. Hope you
have a safe place to store it?

I do. With you.

In return, I safely
store your money.

I can't take this. Not now.

What happened to the girl
begging me for 60 pounds?

She has competition. Muscling
in. Stealing her customers.

Then we muscle back.

"We"?

I've got some friends sitting
around, bored on base.

They'd welcome the
opportunity to kick some ass.

Yeah, great.

A pack of post-traumatic
stress soldiers,

that's the answer to my prayers.

I'm exposed on this one.

I owe now. So it's kind
of both our problem.

You're confusing our
arrangement. You sell to me.

I buy from you. That's it.

Maybe a little sex. But
there's no "we," there's no

"our," there's no "us."

Fine.

You need to solve your problem
today. Or I work on it myself.

Shane, can we
talk about this later?

Ms. Botwin?

This is Detective
Ouellette with the NYPD.

Why do you have my son's phone?

We need to talk.

I'm going to go find Emma.

Need you to make sure no
one comes in or out today.

I'm sorry, Andy.

Everything is upside
down. All so completely,

totally upside-down.

It's just a bike shop.

"It's just a bike shop."

I know that you want this
to be a success. I get that.

But...

But, I'm never supposed to

actually achieve success?

Yes.

Yes, you are. But
maybe not with this.

You sold, like six, in Denmark.

And four of them were returned.

One family who did
not read the instructions.

I'm sorry, Mr. Bakovic, that my
Danish to Serbian translations

weren't spot-on.

Yeah. You're right. I had no
business plan. No reason to do well.

It's all fine. I'm...

I've seen that show,
Life After People.

This will all be reclaimed
by the Earth soon enough.

Nothing but swamp and moss,

weird-looking birds.

Maybe if you just stood up.

Yeah, come on, Andy. Just...

Stand up. Come on.

You upside down.

I am, Mr. Yu.
Thanks for noticing.

All night you people here,
make noise, upset turtles.

We're remodeling.

Come back soon.

I'm going to go talk to Emma.

Then we'll get this
place cleaned up.

And we'll get your wheels back.

Okay. Go. Find Emma. Find
whatever it is you want from her.

Vengeance. Peace.
Success. Babies.

Hate.

Maybe you shouldn't
sit alone in here all day.

It's so executive.

Open it.

Cubans?

Fuck Cubans.

Venezuelans.

Chavez has this private
island off the coast.

He's got like, 20 kids there
hand-rolling these fuckers.

That's awesome.

You earned these.

I can't believe we got them by their
motherfucking goddamn pensions.

Serves 'em right, though.
Government employees

trying to get fat without
having to work for it.

You see all the hot
girls in the lobby?

I'm interviewing
for a new assistant.

Nice.

Doug Wilson.

Leave your resume.
We'll be in touch.

Jolene Waite. I'm with
the SEC. Nice to meet you.

I thought we were
done with you guys.

Of course you did. Kick us to
the curb, hope we'll move on.

Well, we're not over you. Sorry.

Well, we still have your
pensions, remember?

Hard to forget.
My boss is peeved.

Been chewing rear ends
all morning, including mine.

That's why I'm here.
Back on spreadsheet duty.

Spreadsheet duty?

Indeed. Gotta go through your files.
Analyze your handling of our pensions.

You guys really
crank the heat in here.

You don't trust us
with your money?

Fool me once,
shame on me, right?

We need to be properly funded.

And we need to be independent
from the rest of your shammery.

Okay. I see. You're looking for a
little old return on your investment.

What are you hoping
for, doll? 10%? 20%?

I'm sure we can
make something work.

Just bring me your records.
I'll start sorting and highlighting.

Think I'll work there.

I don't like her.

I think you've got my son.

Who the hell are you?

Nancy Botwin.

Oh, Ms. Botwin.

Betz. Go get the
car washed for me.

Ms. Botwin, I'm Mitch Ouellette.

Thanks for coming in.

Yeah, could we dispense with
the parent-teacher conference crap?

I just wanna get my kid and go.

Shane told me you
were a hard-ass.

Well...

Shane says a lot of stuff. You just
got to take it all with a grain of salt.

Was he lying about his dads?

Have a seat.

You ever hear of Pouncy
House Party Rentals?

I haven't had the chance
to plan a lot of parties lately.

No, they're weed dealers.

Bunch of graduate students up
at Columbia. Intellectual fucks.

Never been a major
priority for us, frankly.

Good for them.

I caught Shane going
through their files.

And when I confronted
him with it, he got defensive.

And stopped answering my questions.
Any idea why he would do that?

No. Are you asking as a
detective or a child psychologist,

or a wanna-be parent trying to
butt into other peoples' business?

Ms. Botwin, I got
a boy of my own.

And enough God-awful,
foul-smelling shit on my plate,

I don't need to play
concerned parent with Shane.

Fine.

Sorry.

That being said, I would like to
know that someone is concerned.

I promise you I am.
Shane is not involved.

But if there's anything
else that you think

or that you know,
I'm happy to listen.

God, I wish my
ex-wife talked like that.

But she'd rather
shoot me than fuck me.

I think it's time you
spoke with Shane.

That's a hell of an idea. Yeah.

Love it.

You warned me
about the publicity.

And I barreled ahead,
golden glitter in my eyes.

Heedless, reckless.

Stupid.

But you understand what I was aiming
for, right? The Copenhagen Wheels.

Sure, they
represented my beliefs

vis-a-vis modern urban planning.

But it was also my
desire for a better Andy.

A driven, forward-moving
Andy. In retrospect, it's textbook.

Me searching for a career
in self-propulsion technology.

Sure.

But at the end of the day,

I fucked it all up.

Here she comes.

Stay in the van,
I'll be right back.

Emma. Hi.

You heading to your 1:00 lecture

or are you heading
to fuck someone over?

What?

First you fucked me. Thanks.

Then you fucked my business.

And then, randomly, my
uncle's bike shop. Bravo.

Come on. You have to admit, the
bike shop thing was pretty funny.

Is this some kind
of big game to you?

No. It's business.

But we're Pouncy House so
we have to have a little fun on top.

You're good at having
fun on top, aren't you?

Come on now. We rolled
a few times as I recall.

Hey! Hey!

This isn't over. Silas.

You guys lost. Game over.

I want my Copenhagen Wheels.

Give me my wheels.
And an apology.

And fix my bike shop. No.
Give me a new bike shop.

Seriously?

Do you not see the nail gun?

Yeah, that's kind of my point.

Get in the van. Get in the van
or I shoot a nail in your face.

Andy. What are
you... This is crazy.

No, no, no, no. I think not.
Crazy would be sitting by,

letting her shit
all over everything

and not shooting
a nail in her face.

That's crazy.

Get in the van. Can we...

Calm down, we'll
just talk about this.

You've been talking all morning.

You suck at it. No more talking.

Climbing. Van. Staying.

Come on, come on, come
on, come on. This way. Okay.

It's not like you're gonna do
anything, anyway. Not in broad daylight.

Hey, I'm murdering
somebody. Killing them.

It's bad. Bloody. Does
anybody care? No?

Living your myopic
lives? Okay, cool.

See, nobody's pressing
pause on their iPod for you.

Andy! Andy?

Do not get in the van.

Hey! This is not you.

Come on. You're
no-violence-Andy, remember?

I remember nothing.
Put your seatbelt on.

Andy. Don't "Andy" me.

Silas! Silas!
Silas! Silas! Silas!

Can I at least get
in the van with you?

It's not a van, it's a giant
turd. I'm captaining a giant turd,

when I could be
cruising down a bike lane

letting the Copenhagen
magic zip-a-dee-doo-dah

my happy little ass
around this gray island.

But party pants
ruined it for everyone,

who still isn't
wearing her seat belt.

Grab the buckle,
put it in the clip.

Buckle...

Well, consider
that your warning.

Hey, Andy!

You called my mom?

Grow some hair on
your balls, Botwin.

I'll be in my office
with the door open.

I know what you're going to say.

I bet you do.

But it's not so bad.

Actually, it is.

And at the risk of being
predictable, Shane, what the fuck!

You're in jail.

Okay, so it's not ideal.

I just did three
years. Three years,

so you wouldn't have
to and here you are.

I know. I'm sorry.
But I can handle this.

You and Silas,
you're exactly alike.

I said I'm sorry. Jeez.

What did you tell the cops?

Nothing that will hurt us.

I can't believe this.

You get reception
in here? Impressive.

Did you ever get bored
in prison? Come on.

I feel like that would
be the toughest thing.

To figure how to pass
the time. What did you do?

I'll tell you later, come on.

Did you fight?

Only in self-defense.

Come on. Shane.

I just want you in
college, just like,

chasing girls and
cramming for finals.

Why don't you save
that dream for Stevie.

No, that's not a dream. That's
reality. That's gonna happen. Come on.

I'm gonna talk to Mitch.

He said you could just go
home and then think about it.

With a lot of swearing.

Talking about his ex-wife.

Yeah. Gina's a bitch.

So, Klein didn't just disappear.

He disappeared
with a lot of cash.

Like, "petty-cash," cash?
Or "cash-cash," cash?

By the way, about
Klein's disappearance...

You don't know what
we're talking about.

Klein didn't just disappear. He
disappeared with a lot of cash.

"Petty-cash," cash?
Or "cash-cash," cash?

Hyper sensitive hearing.
Enlarged stirrup in my inner-ear.

We expect you
to cover for Klein.

Find excuses for his
absence. Do what you got to do.

But do not let the public
and the market catch on.

And replace that
cash, obviously.

Yeah, yeah, yeah, we got this.

You can return to your highlighting
and handicrafts out there.

Doug...

Klein was the cash guy. I don't
have the same connections,

the same skill to
get the money in.

I have come too far,
Whit. I've worked too hard.

I've made too good a
speech to let this die right now.

Okay, we need the money, I
will get it. You hear me? I'll get it.

I was very clear. I spelled it
out. I chose my words carefully.

So how do you not follow?

You called me a zit.

There's a zit.

And then there's the dirt and
the oil and all the grime behind it.

You're the zit.

Great. Got it.

So, I'm about four feet and a
power tool from doing anything here.

Well, your self-painted
corner. Figure it out.

See, you're the manifestation.
Not the root cause.

I'm sitting here asking
myself. What is the root cause?

Where is all the oil and grime
coming from in your life, Andy?

You've got a
positive world outlook.

Why does the world not
smile happy smiles in return?

Life's unfair?

Yeah, life's... No. Fuck. No.
You're ruining my train of thought.

Pay attention. Yes. There's
the good, there's the bad.

And when the bad comes and
gets into your house, your bike shop,

and turns Wonderful
Wonderful into Shit Shit,

is it your responsibility
to clean it up? No. It is not.

Make the responsible
parties clean that shit up.

Ha! That's it. That's
what I'm saying.

You fucked this up. You fix it.

Silas let you fuck
up his business.

He can fix it. Nancy
and her shit. Let her fix it.

Or fuck it up more,
whatever. I don't care.

Everybody go fuck themselves
and fix their own problems.

That's the message in all this.
Boom. Yes. Eat my ass, everybody.

Eat my ass, Silas.

Wait. How did you get
in here? I locked the door.

You think I didn't
have a key made?

Fine. My mistake. I'll
take care of it. See?

Can you put down the nail gun?

Yeah, I'd love to. Once
she fixes her mistake.

Silas, a little help, please.

Fuck it. Shoot her in the face.

That would be satisfying.

I suppose you have a key, too.

Yeah, of course.

Nance, Nance,

I need you to fix your problem.

Problems. Whatever they may be.

I'm not responsible. Okay?

Okay.

I thought you were
gonna handle this. I am.

Yeah, looks like Andy is.

No. No.

Handling my problem. Not... You.
Yours. Separate. Okay. Wait your turn.

Okay. Okay. I'm taking this
away now. I'm taking this. All right?

I could've been killed. I know.

- Just like that.
- Take this.

Just when I was figuring it out.

God damn it, world.

All right, come on.
It's time to leave, Andy.

What? No. But she started it.

I know. Go home.
Get some rest, okay?

Fine.

All right.

Wait. Where's my key?

Emma. So nice
to finally meet you.

I must say, I was mildly impressed.
Your little game of telephone,

very clever.

And this, cute. A bit
indirect, but maybe you're still

searching for your
signature style.

We were gonna
go with skinny jeans

and scarves but
you guys beat us to it.

And your attitude.

Brash.

Thing is, you've gotta make sure

you can back it
up with something.

I can.

You think so?

You're a lawyer
in training, right?

So you're good at arguing,
manipulating people.

But you're probably
10 years out of braces,

and I'm pretty sure you
haven't tried to raise three sons.

I don't see what that
has anything to do...

You have no clue

what you're getting into.

Are you gonna shoot
me or lecture me, mom?

There are whores

and there are cheap whores.

Tsk tsk.

I'll be back.

Guess it's my turn.

Shane's not involved.

Well, he's asking me
about cover businesses,

he's reading about Pouncy
House. You do the math, Ms. Botwin.

Shane's not involved.
It's my older son, Silas.

Shane told me he took the
folder to protect his older brother.

What's his connection with them?

He's just sleeping
with some girl, um...

Emma.

She's one of them. And
beyond that I don't know.

She's not just one of
them. She's the boss.

Wow. I thought moving to
the city would be a good idea.

I thought he was old enough
to make his own decisions.

Older don't mean smarter.

I'm learning that.

God! How old is your son?

Credit to you guys.

You might be the most fucked-up
family I've ever come across.

And I went to private school.

You're such a piece of shit.

Come on. I didn't
intend to sleep with you.

I just got carried away.

You only intended
to ruin my business.

And what were you
doing when you decided

to push Denny out
of our Wall Street turf?

You think we're just a
pushover little outfit, right?

Mom and Son. That's so cute.

You have no idea.

Fourteen years later, all of
a sudden it's step-son again.

Ugly fucking clausey
modifier word.

Is he dating yet?

I don't know. Every time I ask
him, he changes the subject.

Wow. God forbid, you
should know he likes girls.

Yeah, I've seen a
cute little blonde coming

to and from the house
a couple of times.

Are you staking him out?

So you gotta get Silas
away from these people.

He's not 17. I can't forbid him.

I'm warning you.

It starts with low-level pot
dealing. And then it builds. Fast.

It's not going to end well
if you keep fucking with us.

We'll take our chances.

Do you guys have a body count?

The Botwins do.

Even if we weren't here,

soon your business would
implode spectacularly.

Models on bikes? Really?

Okay.

But we have the
most important thing.

You think I'm not doing
everything I can to steer him away?

Shane just blindly, just
follows his older brother.

I'm doing everything
I can but it's tough

as a single parent without help.

You asking for help?

From you? I wouldn't
want anyone to get arrested.

Not my kids.

But if we made some
arrests at Pouncy House...

You have the better pot.

But you have the better
technology and distribution system.

Well, you have the evidence
against them. I'm just saying.

We do. We only
lacked the motivation

to push their file to
the top of the stack.

Isn't Shane motivation enough?

No.

No, no, no. We're supplying
the supply. We get a bigger cut.

Subtract cost from
our percentage.

But we still get an extra two
points for system overhead.

System overhead?

We should probably have more
than one land line and one excel file.

Hey, the brain was solid.

I want that computer back.

Fine. Fine.

Fine.

One bust. Quick and dirty.

We get everybody we can.

Where you gonna do it?

Probably their store. And
make sure your boy is not there.

I don't know how to thank you.

Just let Shane ride
this out with me.

Call off the cavalry.
I've solved our problem.

Hi, it's Nancy.
Leave me a message.

Thought you might want to
know. I solved our problem.

Call me.