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(VHS TAPE WINDS)
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(TAPE WHIRRS)
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(LOUD STATIC)
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(WIND BLOWS)
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(LAUGHS)
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I love this place.
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- BOY: Yeah, me too.
- So strange, though.
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- Why is it called a river?
- BOY: That's, uh, what it is.
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-(GIGGLES) Thank you.
- BOY: It's dried up, you know.
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I actually used to come here
a lot when I was a kid.
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- Yeah?
- BOY: Yeah.
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- I used to ride my bike.
-It's our new spot.
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BOY: What? You're gonna
steal my childhood memories?
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No. We'll just make new ones.
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- BOY: Promise?
- Promise.
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(TAPE SQUEALS AND STOPS)
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-(REEL CLICKS)
-(INDIE MUSIC)
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- Give me that thing.
- Up-bup-bup!
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My camera, my show.
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Besides,
you're prettier than I am.
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GIRL: No fair.
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(GIGGLES)
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- Don't show my face.
- Shut up.
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Don't show my face.
Alright, give me that.
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- GIRL: No.
- I'm serious, little missy.
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You mess with the bull,
you get the horns.
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- Don't cry.
-(LAUGHS)
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(OPERA MUSIC)
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-(BOY ROARS)
-(GASPS) God!
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I love it when you record me.
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No, really, I do.
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It means that you love me.
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BOY: What colour nail polish
is that?
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GIRL: Since when
do you care about...?
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Goddammit, Kev.
You know when to turn that thing off!
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-(BANG ON DOOR)
- KEV: Shit.
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WOMAN: Get out here now.
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Thought I told you
not to leave
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your girlfriend's damn bike
in the damn driveway!
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- Little slut!
- Slut?
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-(INDIE MUSIC)
-(SOUND DISTORTS)
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It's what it is.
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But it's right up
or it's out of commission.
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Kevin.
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Why are you so fascinated
with this thing, hmm?
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(INDIE MUSIC)
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Don't keep me
at arm's length, Kev.
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I'm much more fun in the flesh.
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And that's all you get.
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- KEV: Let go!
- WOMAN: ..and get a job!
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KEV: Fuck you, Grandma!
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- What the fuck?
- GIRL: Oh, God!
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NEWSREADER:
Breaking news at 10:30 -
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near downtown Los Angeles,
a police pursuit.
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- You see that van there...
- GIRL: Kev!
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- KEV: Holy shit. That's...
- GIRL: Kev.
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- That's down the block.
- Aren't you gonna talk about it?
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KEV: Yeah, let's talk about
how awesome this fucking chase is!
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Look at this!
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Look. It's just down the street.
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Kev, put that thing down
and face what's going on.
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KEV: What's going on?
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It's a crazy-ass chase,
headed right for us.
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What do you think's
gonna happen?
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You think that shit's
gonna go viral?
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You're gonna become famous?
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KEV: I got...
I have to go shoot this.
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It's sick, Kev.
Put that thing down.
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KEV: Come on, babe, this...
This is my chance.
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Haven't you ever wanted to be a part
of something bigger than you?
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(SIRENS WAIL)
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(SIRENS GET LOUDER)
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Holy shit! Oh, my God.
It's here, it's here, it's here.
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You made me miss it. Fuck!
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- KEV: Fuck, fuck!
- GIRL: Kev!
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- KEV: Oh, my God, it's here.
- GIRL: Come back!
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KEV: Shit, shit, shit!
It's right here!
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KEV: Jesus Christ, Grandma!
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- You little pervert!
- KEV: Move! Move! Shit.
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You're gonna make me
fucking miss it. Shit, shit.
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-(HELICOPTER WHIRRS)
-(SIRENS WAIL)
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KEV: Fuck! Fuck!
I missed it.
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(BIKERS EXCLAIM)
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(HORN HONKS)
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(CHATTERS INDISTINCTLY)
Get back inside!
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It's not safe out here.
Are you filming me?
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I'm on my property, man.
I'm on my own property right now.
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- Seriously!
-(HELICOPTER WHIRRS LOUDLY)
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NEWSREADER: Starting to see
quite a few pedestrians now...
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(PHONE VIBRATES)
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...in the age
of Twitter and YouTube,
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people can track this sort of thing
and try to get in on the action,
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get their special shots
of the driver or the action.
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This guy is travelling at
such a high rate of speed
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through these
residential neighbourhoods.
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Definitely don't wanna be out
there making yourself a target.
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KEV: Thank you, honey.
You made me miss it.
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Iris, what the hell?
I'm sorry.
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- OFFICER: Get back inside!
- KEV: What the hell?
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I'll tase your ass if you don't
get inside right now, goddamn.
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KEV: Iris,
get out of the street.
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I told you to get off the street
and turn that thing off!
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KEV: Holy shit!
Oh, my God! lri...lris!
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-(lCE-CREAM VAN MUSIC)
-(OPERA MUSIC)
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(KNOCK ON DOOR)
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MAN: Just come in
and have a seat.
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I'm Detective Hughes.
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I'm gonna have to record
this conversation, OK?
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- OK.
- Tell me your full name.
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My name is Scarlett Kay.
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HUGHES: And what is
your occupation, Miss Kay?
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I'm a magician's assistant
for Dante the Great.
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(SPOOKY MUSIC)
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HUGHES: The tape
that you brought in to us,
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where did you
find that tape?
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In his dressing-room,
there's a secret compartment
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behind the breaker box.
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Dante recorded everything.
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He always needed an audience.
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(CHEERING AND APPLAUSE)
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Hello, ladies and gentlemen.
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Thank you so much for coming out
to the show tonight.
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NEWSREADER:
The magician known as Dante the Great
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was arrested today.
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So just two years ago,
Dante the Great was John McMullen,
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and he was living
in a trailer park in Atlanta
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barely making ends meet,
couldn't pay the rent.
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He would do tricks for his friends
in the neighbourhood,
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and he was real good at it.
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Cut the cards.
Alright. Alright.
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- MAN: Yeah, that's the blue...
- Pretend like you didn't see.
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Figured out the trick!
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MAN 2: Why don't you make
some beer appear? Be useful.
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MAN: You suck, bro.
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You guys are real funny for a bunch of
unemployed motherfuckers.
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Dante came in possession
of a cloak.
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Nobody's really sure
where he got the cloak.
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MATTHEW: So the rumours are
that Harry Houdini himself
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once owned this cloak.
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And it frightened Houdini,
so he got rid of it.
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(MUTTERS SPELL)
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(HIGH-PITCHED SHRIEK)
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(LAUGHS)
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(CACKLES)
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Whoo! Whoo!
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Well, there's no doubt that the cloak
changed Dante's life forever.
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-(FIREWORKS WHISTLE)
-(CHEERING)
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MATTHEW: His shows
were completely exclusive.
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Passwords, knocking on doors.
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You gotta know somebody
to even get a ticket.
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That was the most amazing show
I've ever seen.
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He picked my pocket.
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From mid-balcony,
he picked my pocket, from the stage.
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I don't know
how he did it.
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We went into the show
at 7 o'clock in New York.
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- We walk out of the doors...
- We're in L.A.
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We're in L.A. I...
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I'm kind of fucking pissed,
but I'm kind of like,
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this is the most amazing thing
I've ever seen.
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His illusions were on a different level
than anyone else.
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Today's magic is dead.
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You wanna learn a trick,
go Google it, go find it.
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It's on Wikipedia.
You will NEVER discover how I do it.
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(IMITATES ELMER FUDD)
Hewwo, wabbit.
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- Whoa! Sa!
-(LIGHT ZAPS)
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Argh!
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NEWSREADER:
Firefighters arrived on the scene
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to see heavy flames
on the east side.
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NEWSREADER 2:
Not a lot of wind this afternoon,
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so they're hoping to keep this
contained to one structure.
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NEWSREADER: No word
of any injuries or anyone inside.
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(ELECTRICITY HUMS)
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We have an audience tonight,
so why aren't you working?!
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-(INDISTINCT WHISPERING)
- What?
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(INDISTINCT WHISPERING
CONTINUES)
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What do you want from me?
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Please.
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JEREMIAH: The cloak's power
comes from what's inside it.
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-(SCREAMS)
-(WHISPERING)
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But he had to feed it,
and it was only hungry for one thing.
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Dante. Oh, my God.
Turn that off. It's not funny.
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Can you hand me a towel?
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Seriously?
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(DANTE CHANTS
IN FOREIGN TONGUE)
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-(THUD!)
-(WOMAN GROANS)
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MATTHEW: There were
some people that went missing
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that were close to Dante.
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Some of his assistants.
No bodies, no evidence.
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Just gone.
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(CHANTS IN FOREIGN TONGUE)
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(FAINT ROARING)
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(WOMAN SCREAMS)
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-(CHEERING AND APPLAUSE)
-(FIREWORKS WHISTLE)
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HUGHES: Tell me what was
your first impression
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of Dante when you met him.
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The first time I met him,
I was auditioning for one of his shows,
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and I was really nervous -
he was my idol.
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Oh, my God!
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Scarlett. She's different.
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I just knew it was her,
and we were meant to work together,
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meant to be great together.
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HUGHES: So you always wanted
to be a magician's assistant?
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No, I want to be a magician.
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I wanted to work with him
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because I thought I would get to learn
how to do the tricks and the illusions,
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but no-one on the crew
knew how he did anything.
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It was frustrating,
to say the least.
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Let's take five, guys.
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I know that this can all be
very confusing to begin with.
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It can take
a lifetime of practice.
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And you're...
you're brand-new.
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Let's say you and I
just put all this work aside
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and tonight,
you have dinner with me.
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What do you say? Hmm?
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- No, I have...I have a thing.
- Cancel it.
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He's picking me up in an hour.
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Oh.
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Clay is my ex-boyfriend.
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HUGHES: When's the last time
you heard from Clay, Miss Kay?
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A month.
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HUGHES: How was
your relationship with Clay?
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Clay...Clay had a temper,
but...it was OK.
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We were OK.
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HUGHES: You weren't just
an employee of Dante, right'?
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I mean, you guys had
some kind of relationship?
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SCARLETT: We became
really close, working together.
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(CHUCKLES) How'd you do that?
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I'll show you.
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We're going to film this one, alright?
That was close.
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- We're gonna try it again.
- OK. Alright.
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Now, on the count.
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One... (MOUTHS)
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-(SCARLETT GASPS)
- Hey! Look at that!
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Perfect sleight of hand.
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He was my friend.
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HUGHES: Just friends?
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SCARLETT: He was more than
just my friend.
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HUGHES: The tapes that
Scarlett brought in indicated
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00:14:30,828 --> 00:14:33,877
several violent murders
240
00:14:34,040 --> 00:14:36,714
that incriminated Dante
in the disappearance
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00:14:36,876 --> 00:14:39,675
of at least two
of the magician assistants
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00:14:39,837 --> 00:14:41,885
and her ex-boyfriend,
Clay Bowland.
243
00:14:43,508 --> 00:14:46,227
Were you aware that Dante
was going to confront Clay?
244
00:14:48,304 --> 00:14:49,681
SCARLETT: No.
245
00:14:49,847 --> 00:14:53,317
(GROANS)
246
00:14:57,855 --> 00:15:00,278
-(CRACKING)
-(MOANS)
247
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-Sit!
-(GROANS)
248
00:15:05,279 --> 00:15:06,872
(CRACKING)
249
00:15:09,075 --> 00:15:10,622
(SIGHS)
250
00:15:11,994 --> 00:15:13,712
What a dick.
251
00:15:20,128 --> 00:15:21,846
I'm sorry. (SNIFFLES)
252
00:15:28,553 --> 00:15:31,147
(STIRRING MUSIC)
253
00:15:35,101 --> 00:15:37,695
My shows are something
that will reveal,
254
00:15:37,854 --> 00:15:40,152
from the darkness, great light.
255
00:15:42,942 --> 00:15:46,321
You will come through doorways
that you didn't even know were there,
256
00:15:46,487 --> 00:15:49,115
see something unbelievable.
257
00:15:49,282 --> 00:15:53,378
But you have to believe it because
it's right there in front of your eyes.
258
00:15:53,536 --> 00:15:56,756
- They're recording here.
- Get down!
259
00:15:56,914 --> 00:15:58,757
- Alright, alright.
- These guys with you?
260
00:15:58,916 --> 00:16:00,293
POLICE: No! No! No!
261
00:16:00,460 --> 00:16:02,133
DANTE: I guess that, uh,
concludes our interview.
262
00:16:02,295 --> 00:16:04,297
I'm gonna need
your badge number.
263
00:16:04,464 --> 00:16:06,887
POLICE: You have the right
to remain silent.
264
00:16:07,049 --> 00:16:10,519
SCARLETT: The cloak,
when he has it on, he's different.
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00:16:12,221 --> 00:16:14,565
HUGHES: I can assure you,
it's nothing magical,
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00:16:14,724 --> 00:16:18,354
nothing supernatural -
it's just a sociopath.
267
00:16:18,519 --> 00:16:21,022
(CHEERING AND APPLAUSE)
268
00:16:22,857 --> 00:16:26,111
Hold onto your tickets.
It's gonna be a big finale.
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00:16:26,277 --> 00:16:28,780
HUGHES: What I need right now
from you is the truth.
270
00:16:28,946 --> 00:16:32,246
I can't have any more stories
about magic.
271
00:16:32,408 --> 00:16:34,331
SCARLETT:
I'm telling you the truth.
272
00:16:35,703 --> 00:16:37,171
(GASPING)
273
00:16:37,330 --> 00:16:40,459
(SIREN WAILS)
274
00:16:49,050 --> 00:16:53,601
SCARLETT: I know now that what
he does, they're not illusions.
275
00:16:53,763 --> 00:16:56,312
MAN: There. Over there.
276
00:16:56,474 --> 00:16:59,102
It's...magic.
277
00:16:59,268 --> 00:17:01,270
There's no such thing as magic.
278
00:17:03,564 --> 00:17:05,862
(SCARLETT GROANS)
279
00:17:06,025 --> 00:17:07,493
What is the first rule?
280
00:17:07,652 --> 00:17:09,575
You never tell the rubes
how the trick is done.
281
00:17:09,737 --> 00:17:11,910
- I saw what you did.
- What do I do with you now?
282
00:17:12,073 --> 00:17:13,620
I know you murdered
those women!
283
00:17:13,783 --> 00:17:15,535
It wasn't me.
284
00:17:15,701 --> 00:17:18,170
(SCOFFS) Not you?
285
00:17:18,329 --> 00:17:21,549
What is it?
What is that thing?
286
00:17:23,626 --> 00:17:25,253
Real magic.
287
00:17:25,419 --> 00:17:28,172
OFFICERS:
Get down on the ground! Get down!
288
00:17:28,339 --> 00:17:30,592
Gentlemen.
289
00:17:30,758 --> 00:17:32,556
(CRACKING)
290
00:17:39,267 --> 00:17:41,611
Welcome...to the show.
291
00:17:42,979 --> 00:17:44,606
(GUNFIRE)
292
00:17:44,772 --> 00:17:46,570
No!
293
00:17:59,912 --> 00:18:02,040
Nothing up my sleeve!
294
00:18:02,206 --> 00:18:04,425
(SNAPS FINGERS)
295
00:18:09,630 --> 00:18:12,008
OFFICER: Suspect down.
296
00:18:17,430 --> 00:18:19,148
What the hell?
297
00:18:26,564 --> 00:18:28,658
(BREATH ES HEAVILY)
298
00:18:31,068 --> 00:18:32,445
Ta-da!
299
00:18:32,612 --> 00:18:35,741
(SUSPENSEFUL MUSIC)
300
00:18:45,041 --> 00:18:46,964
DANTE: What are you doing?
301
00:18:47,126 --> 00:18:49,174
Scarlett, stop.
Give that to me.
302
00:18:49,337 --> 00:18:51,180
(SCREAMS) No!
303
00:18:54,342 --> 00:18:56,811
Give me the cloak!
304
00:19:20,076 --> 00:19:21,794
Argh!
305
00:19:21,952 --> 00:19:25,047
(SCARLETT GASPS)
306
00:19:27,917 --> 00:19:30,136
(WINGS FLAP)
307
00:19:30,294 --> 00:19:31,921
DANTE: Scarlett!
308
00:19:43,349 --> 00:19:45,192
Give it to me!
309
00:19:47,853 --> 00:19:49,696
(ROARS)
310
00:19:49,855 --> 00:19:52,074
You made me do this!
311
00:19:53,567 --> 00:19:56,241
(DEMONIC WHISPERING)
312
00:19:56,404 --> 00:19:59,032
SCARLETT: Dante, please.
313
00:19:59,198 --> 00:20:01,621
-(MUTTERS IN FOREIGN TONGUE)
- SCARLETT: Dante?
314
00:20:04,245 --> 00:20:06,498
I'm so sorry, my dear.
315
00:20:10,000 --> 00:20:12,469
-(GROANS)
-(ROARING)
316
00:20:12,628 --> 00:20:14,426
- I'm sorry, my dear.
-(SCREAMS)
317
00:20:14,588 --> 00:20:18,513
Scarlett, no! Wait! No!
318
00:20:27,518 --> 00:20:29,361
INTERVIEWER:
So where's Dante now?
319
00:20:29,520 --> 00:20:31,397
HUGHES: That's a great question.
320
00:20:31,564 --> 00:20:34,659
I know our entire department
is looking for him.
321
00:20:34,817 --> 00:20:38,117
We have gotten assistance
from the FBI.
322
00:20:38,279 --> 00:20:40,202
It's only a matter of time.
323
00:20:40,364 --> 00:20:43,243
I like to think
that he's somewhere...
324
00:20:45,286 --> 00:20:47,459
...planning his comeback.
325
00:20:47,621 --> 00:20:50,795
We talked.
We talked...few months back.
326
00:20:50,958 --> 00:20:52,835
He missed me.
327
00:20:54,211 --> 00:20:55,884
He said
he's coming for a visit.
328
00:20:56,046 --> 00:20:58,344
He'll...he'll come.
He's coming.
329
00:20:58,507 --> 00:21:00,555
He always does.
330
00:21:00,718 --> 00:21:02,516
He comes home.
331
00:21:06,140 --> 00:21:07,813
JEREMIAH:
Where did the cloak end up?
332
00:21:08,851 --> 00:21:10,603
Nobody knows for sure.
333
00:21:15,983 --> 00:21:19,328
(FAINT WHISPERING)
334
00:21:40,674 --> 00:21:43,803
(FINGERS TAP ON KEYBOARD)
335
00:21:45,095 --> 00:21:46,642
(LIGHT CLICKS)
336
00:22:17,920 --> 00:22:20,139
-(HIGH-PITCHED SHRIEKING)
-(SCARLETT SCREAMS)
337
00:22:21,215 --> 00:22:24,219
(WHITE NOISE SCREECHES)
338
00:22:29,306 --> 00:22:30,683
NEWS READER:
..down through this interchange again
339
00:22:30,850 --> 00:22:33,319
with the LAPD right behind it,
we'll see which way he...
340
00:22:33,477 --> 00:22:35,821
(PHONE RINGS ON IRIS'S END)
341
00:22:35,980 --> 00:22:38,904
Iris, pick up
your fucking phone.
342
00:22:39,942 --> 00:22:41,319
(HORN HONKS)
343
00:22:41,485 --> 00:22:45,786
(HELICOPTER WHIRRS OVERHEAD,
SIRENS WAIL)
344
00:22:45,948 --> 00:22:48,417
(PHONE CONTINUES TO RING)
345
00:22:48,576 --> 00:22:51,329
- Kevin. Come here, please.
-lris. Baby.
346
00:22:51,495 --> 00:22:53,918
Please come, Kev!
I don't know what they're gonna do.
347
00:22:54,081 --> 00:22:56,550
- Please.
- Baby. Don't hang up.
348
00:22:56,709 --> 00:23:00,179
-(ELECTRONIC INTERFERENCE)
- Fuck!
349
00:23:00,337 --> 00:23:02,840
-(SIRENS WAIL)
- KEV: What the fuck?
350
00:23:07,136 --> 00:23:09,730
(ICE-CREAM VAN MUSIC)
351
00:23:09,889 --> 00:23:13,018
-(HELICOPTER WHIRRS OVERHEAD)
-(OPERA MUSIC)
352
00:23:17,479 --> 00:23:19,277
MAN: Hey, what you doing?
You're gonna miss it.
353
00:23:19,440 --> 00:23:21,113
Miss what?
354
00:23:28,073 --> 00:23:29,666
Can you see it?
355
00:23:29,825 --> 00:23:32,749
(ALL CHATTER OVER EACH OTHER)
356
00:23:32,912 --> 00:23:35,290
BOY: They're coming this way.
357
00:23:35,456 --> 00:23:36,958
Oh, man.
358
00:23:37,124 --> 00:23:39,468
See it on YouTube, bitches.
359
00:23:48,302 --> 00:23:50,054
-(THUD!)
- MAN: Oh!
360
00:23:52,139 --> 00:23:54,062
Dude!
361
00:23:54,224 --> 00:23:56,147
Holy shit!
362
00:23:56,310 --> 00:23:57,687
-(MOUTHS)
- MAN: Look, there's another one.
363
00:23:57,853 --> 00:23:59,230
MAN 2:
Look, there's another guy.
364
00:23:59,396 --> 00:24:00,773
KEV: Stop!
365
00:24:00,940 --> 00:24:02,317
Stop!
366
00:24:02,483 --> 00:24:04,861
Gotta help me!
367
00:24:05,027 --> 00:24:07,826
(BIKERS SPEAK INDISTINCTLY)
368
00:24:07,988 --> 00:24:09,615
NEWSREADER: They're coming back
on the 110 freeway.
369
00:24:09,782 --> 00:24:11,455
He's really picking up
some speed.
370
00:24:11,617 --> 00:24:13,335
Stop!
371
00:24:17,957 --> 00:24:19,504
BIKER: You little prick!
You're slowing us down!
372
00:24:19,667 --> 00:24:21,510
I don't give a fuck
about your guys' video.
373
00:24:21,669 --> 00:24:23,671
- That thing took my girlfriend.
- Will you fuck off already?
374
00:24:23,837 --> 00:24:25,714
Dude, you don't understand.
It's coming back around.
375
00:24:25,881 --> 00:24:27,975
- Yeah, no shit.
- No, you're not listening to me.
376
00:24:28,133 --> 00:24:29,510
It's going in circles
on purpose.
377
00:24:29,677 --> 00:24:31,600
-(SIRENS AND MUSIC APPROACH)
- Why?
378
00:24:34,598 --> 00:24:37,192
Oh, shit!
379
00:24:45,943 --> 00:24:48,662
BIKER: No! Oh, my God!
380
00:24:53,367 --> 00:24:55,040
(BIKERS YELL INDISTINCTLY)
381
00:24:56,495 --> 00:24:58,042
TRAPPED BIKER:
Fuck! It's got me!
382
00:25:11,885 --> 00:25:13,262
Take my arm!
383
00:25:13,429 --> 00:25:15,648
(TRAPPED BIKER GROANS)
384
00:25:16,682 --> 00:25:20,027
- BIKER 2: Grab him!
- BIKER: I can't get to him!
385
00:25:20,185 --> 00:25:22,904
- Grab him!
-(GROANS)
386
00:25:23,063 --> 00:25:26,818
(SHOUTING)
387
00:25:26,984 --> 00:25:30,238
(SIRENS CONTINUE TO WAIL)
388
00:25:30,404 --> 00:25:31,951
(TRAPPED BIKER SCREAMS)
Oh, my God! Oh, God!
389
00:25:32,114 --> 00:25:33,957
BIKER: Look at me, dude!
Grab my hand!
390
00:25:34,116 --> 00:25:37,211
(SCREAMING AND GROANING)
391
00:25:39,997 --> 00:25:41,795
(BIKER GRUNTS)
392
00:25:46,003 --> 00:25:48,097
(SIRENS GROW FAINT)
393
00:27:05,999 --> 00:27:07,546
(TAPS ON KEYBOARD)
394
00:27:07,709 --> 00:27:09,427
(LIGHTS ZAP)
395
00:27:12,840 --> 00:27:15,559
(WHOOSHING)
396
00:27:21,056 --> 00:27:24,185
(MECHANICAL WHIRRING)
397
00:27:36,029 --> 00:27:37,997
(MAN BREATHES HEAVILY)
398
00:27:53,463 --> 00:27:55,431
(WHOOSHING AND WHIRRING
DIE DOWN)
399
00:28:14,318 --> 00:28:16,241
(BOTH GASP)
400
00:29:01,823 --> 00:29:04,326
-(LAUGHS)
- Shhh!
401
00:30:16,982 --> 00:30:20,077
(WHIRRING)
402
00:30:21,653 --> 00:30:24,452
(EXHALES LOUDLY)
403
00:32:02,504 --> 00:32:05,178
(HEAVY BREATHING)
404
00:32:48,133 --> 00:32:50,431
(MOANING)
405
00:33:00,770 --> 00:33:03,899
(MOANING GETS LOUDER)
406
00:33:06,735 --> 00:33:08,703
(DOOR CLOSES)
407
00:33:54,824 --> 00:33:56,701
(MOANING CONTINUES)
408
00:34:17,973 --> 00:34:19,691
(CREAKING)
409
00:34:46,293 --> 00:34:47,920
MARTA:
410
00:34:51,339 --> 00:34:53,137
(BOTH GIGGLE)
411
00:35:13,903 --> 00:35:15,826
(MOANING CONTINUES)
412
00:35:22,120 --> 00:35:25,249
(MOANING GETS LOUDER)
413
00:35:31,171 --> 00:35:32,844
MOANING WOMAN: Oh, yeah!
414
00:36:32,607 --> 00:36:35,861
(CAMERA PIPS, SHUTTER CLICKS)
415
00:36:41,157 --> 00:36:43,706
(CAMERA PIPS, SHUTTER CLICKS)
416
00:37:26,494 --> 00:37:29,623
(MECHANICAL HUMMING)
417
00:37:33,543 --> 00:37:36,672
(HUMMING CONTINUES)
418
00:38:41,069 --> 00:38:43,663
(MECHANICAL HUMMING)
419
00:39:04,467 --> 00:39:07,596
(HUMMING GETS LOUDER)
420
00:39:19,023 --> 00:39:22,152
(CHANTING ECHOES
OVER LOUDSPEAKER)
421
00:39:32,871 --> 00:39:34,418
ORIOL:
422
00:40:15,663 --> 00:40:17,210
ALFONSO: No, no.
423
00:40:26,007 --> 00:40:27,384
(ORIOL SPEAKS IN DEMONIC VOICE)
424
00:40:27,550 --> 00:40:29,473
ALFONSO:
425
00:40:37,268 --> 00:40:38,815
ALFONSO:
426
00:40:50,156 --> 00:40:52,079
ORIOL 2:
427
00:40:54,577 --> 00:40:56,579
(ORIOL SPEAKS SPANISH)
428
00:40:59,290 --> 00:41:01,634
(ORIOL SPEAKS SPANISH)
429
00:41:07,298 --> 00:41:08,925
(ORIOL LAUGHS)
430
00:41:21,604 --> 00:41:23,151
Marta.
431
00:41:23,314 --> 00:41:24,782
-(ROARS)
-(SHRIEKS)
432
00:41:24,941 --> 00:41:26,568
(SCREAMS)
433
00:41:26,734 --> 00:41:29,453
(ORIOL 2 YOWLS)
434
00:41:29,612 --> 00:41:32,741
(ALFONSO PANTS)
435
00:41:46,254 --> 00:41:49,758
(ALFONSO WHIMPERS)
436
00:42:20,955 --> 00:42:24,300
(GROWLING)
437
00:42:30,006 --> 00:42:31,849
(MARTA SPEAKS SPANISH)
438
00:42:37,180 --> 00:42:40,309
(ALFONSO PANTS)
439
00:42:45,938 --> 00:42:48,487
Marta, Marta.
440
00:43:04,248 --> 00:43:06,171
(BOTH SCREAM)
441
00:43:06,334 --> 00:43:09,463
(INJURED ALFONSO GROANS)
442
00:43:20,973 --> 00:43:24,022
(GROANS)
443
00:43:33,111 --> 00:43:35,864
(HIGH-PITCHED SHRIEK)
444
00:43:43,746 --> 00:43:45,464
(THUD)
445
00:44:01,055 --> 00:44:03,149
(YELPS)
446
00:44:53,274 --> 00:44:55,447
Argh!
447
00:45:05,077 --> 00:45:07,250
NEWSREADER: Reports now
that there might actually be
448
00:45:07,413 --> 00:45:11,008
a hostage situation,
so LAPD is going in a surveillance mode.
449
00:45:11,167 --> 00:45:13,010
(SIREN WAILS)
450
00:45:13,169 --> 00:45:14,762
KEV: Stupid girls bike.
451
00:45:14,921 --> 00:45:17,015
(PANTS)
452
00:45:17,173 --> 00:45:20,803
Fuck. Oh, shit,
it's turning around again.
453
00:45:20,968 --> 00:45:23,096
Fuck, this can't be happening.
454
00:45:26,807 --> 00:45:29,936
(LATIN MUSIC)
455
00:45:32,396 --> 00:45:35,525
(PEOPLE CHATTER INDISTINCTLY)
456
00:45:43,908 --> 00:45:47,082
WOMAN: How much fucking hot dog
does he want? Go over there.
457
00:45:47,245 --> 00:45:49,543
Fuck the hot dogs.
458
00:45:49,705 --> 00:45:51,673
No, papi. Don't make fun
of your brother.
459
00:45:51,832 --> 00:45:53,584
MAN: What's he gonna
do about it, huh?
460
00:45:53,751 --> 00:45:55,799
One more strike,
he's back in for five to ten.
461
00:45:55,962 --> 00:46:00,012
Give me a burger before I give you
some matching eye shadow.
462
00:46:00,174 --> 00:46:02,597
(SIREN WAILS)
463
00:46:05,304 --> 00:46:06,681
(HORN HONKS)
464
00:46:06,847 --> 00:46:09,396
KEV: This thing has my girlfriend.
Please help me.
465
00:46:09,558 --> 00:46:12,937
- Fuck!
-(HELICOPTER WHIRRS)
466
00:46:13,104 --> 00:46:16,074
-(LATIN MUSIC CONTINUES)
-(WHIRRING CONTINUES)
467
00:46:20,111 --> 00:46:21,954
You have the cojones
to turn me in?
468
00:46:22,113 --> 00:46:23,990
WOMAN: I got your cojones
right here!
469
00:46:29,328 --> 00:46:31,456
Who the fuck
is that motherfucker, eh?
470
00:46:31,622 --> 00:46:33,670
Lucy, where did you get
the camera?
471
00:46:33,833 --> 00:46:35,585
LUCY: Daddy.
He has a trunk full of 'em.
472
00:46:35,751 --> 00:46:37,424
Get rid of it!
473
00:46:38,671 --> 00:46:42,141
You'd bring that
to my uncle's house?
474
00:46:42,300 --> 00:46:44,678
Do something, Uncle Alberto!
475
00:46:47,138 --> 00:46:50,267
(MUSIC DISTORTS)
476
00:46:54,353 --> 00:46:58,483
I'm so sorry. I'm sorry.
I'm sorry, Iris. I'm so sorry.
477
00:47:00,609 --> 00:47:03,158
MAN: You touch her,
I'll kill you!
478
00:47:03,321 --> 00:47:06,450
(SIRENS WAIL)
479
00:47:29,722 --> 00:47:31,474
(GRUMBLES)
480
00:47:33,642 --> 00:47:35,485
(SCREAMING)
481
00:47:56,874 --> 00:48:00,048
(ICE-CREAM VAN MUSIC)
482
00:48:03,339 --> 00:48:04,886
Erase that.
483
00:48:16,394 --> 00:48:19,523
(GAS HISSES)
484
00:48:21,899 --> 00:48:23,492
- Help!
-(EXPLOSION)
485
00:48:23,651 --> 00:48:25,198
NEWSREADER: ..chased by... Oh!
486
00:48:26,695 --> 00:48:30,245
Oh, my God. A huge explosion
right below...
487
00:48:36,956 --> 00:48:38,458
BOY: Pussy!
488
00:48:38,624 --> 00:48:40,797
Don't make it. Don't make it.
Trip, trip, trip, fall, fall.
489
00:48:40,960 --> 00:48:42,507
Don't make it.
Don't make it. Fuck.
490
00:48:42,670 --> 00:48:44,968
- Whoo!
- BOY: Son of a fucktard!
491
00:48:45,131 --> 00:48:46,804
- Why are we shooting?
- Did you get that?
492
00:48:46,966 --> 00:48:48,889
BOY: Uh...no.
Oh, that was the one?
493
00:48:49,051 --> 00:48:51,725
Oh, no. Dude, I wasn't rolling.
Yeah, we gotta go again.
494
00:48:51,887 --> 00:48:53,730
- BOY 3: Did you get it?
- What the fuck, man?
495
00:48:53,889 --> 00:48:55,812
Craigslist ad said you could
operate that shitty-ass camera.
496
00:48:55,975 --> 00:48:57,693
BOY: You said your skating
didn't suck dick.
497
00:48:57,852 --> 00:48:59,604
You guys are not allowed
to be up here.
498
00:48:59,770 --> 00:49:02,649
- Go back to your house.
- Hey, you got that shit!
499
00:49:02,815 --> 00:49:04,988
Hey, you've got that shit.
500
00:49:05,151 --> 00:49:07,654
(WHEELS CLATTER)
501
00:49:08,988 --> 00:49:10,865
SKATER: Fuck. Argh!
502
00:49:11,031 --> 00:49:13,500
Oh-ho!
Oh, that was so trill!
503
00:49:13,659 --> 00:49:17,084
Oh...just the focus, it was bad.
So, one more.
504
00:49:17,246 --> 00:49:19,590
- Get the fuck out of here.
-(SKATER GROANS)
505
00:49:19,748 --> 00:49:22,843
Three, two, one, action.
506
00:49:24,503 --> 00:49:26,505
We all good?
507
00:49:26,672 --> 00:49:29,221
All clear, big dog.
508
00:49:31,886 --> 00:49:33,433
- Jesus!
-(TYRES SCREECH)
509
00:49:36,891 --> 00:49:38,814
(GROANS)
510
00:49:38,976 --> 00:49:40,569
- Did you get that?
- Sorry, dude.
511
00:49:40,728 --> 00:49:42,275
The battery
just, like, fell out.
512
00:49:42,438 --> 00:49:44,657
- We gotta go again.
- What are we paying you for?
513
00:49:44,815 --> 00:49:46,738
If you fucked up my car,
I'm calling the cops.
514
00:49:46,901 --> 00:49:48,653
Dude, fuck you.
515
00:49:48,819 --> 00:49:50,787
Get back in your car.
516
00:49:50,946 --> 00:49:53,870
(HIP-HOP MUSIC)
517
00:50:01,332 --> 00:50:02,925
Merry Christmas, dicks.
Put 'em on.
518
00:50:03,083 --> 00:50:04,960
- Oh, fuck that.
- Those are stupid.
519
00:50:11,926 --> 00:50:13,849
Jump into it,
and then do a Shamu dive.
520
00:50:14,011 --> 00:50:16,105
And I'm gonna
get a shot with this.
521
00:50:22,311 --> 00:50:24,029
Whoa!
522
00:50:24,188 --> 00:50:26,282
When you gonna help me out
with a ride?
523
00:50:26,440 --> 00:50:29,444
I got a nice vagina
just waiting for you.
524
00:50:29,610 --> 00:50:32,580
- Yeah, right.
- I got the vag on deck all day.
525
00:50:32,738 --> 00:50:34,786
(SINGS)
♪ I got vagina all day. ♪
526
00:50:34,949 --> 00:50:36,326
Do it, little homie.
527
00:50:36,492 --> 00:50:38,836
(HIP-HOP MUSIC CONTINUES)
528
00:50:48,254 --> 00:50:49,631
Dude!
529
00:50:49,797 --> 00:50:51,515
Oh, man. Are you OK, dude?
My bad.
530
00:50:51,674 --> 00:50:54,018
Semper fi, cockbag click hole!
531
00:50:54,176 --> 00:50:56,099
Oooh-rah!
532
00:51:04,019 --> 00:51:07,865
I'm just directing a Web series right now
about abused dolphins,
533
00:51:08,023 --> 00:51:11,197
and then I freelance
as a bartender.
534
00:51:12,403 --> 00:51:14,997
Fight! Fight! Fight! Fight!
I'm coming.
535
00:51:15,155 --> 00:51:16,907
Keep fighting, keep fighting.
Keep punching.
536
00:51:17,074 --> 00:51:20,078
Fight! Fight! Fight!
Fight! Fight!
537
00:51:20,244 --> 00:51:23,088
- Fight! Fight!
Fight! Fight! Fight!
538
00:51:28,544 --> 00:51:31,593
Can't believe we got kicked out
for that shit, dude.
539
00:51:32,840 --> 00:51:34,968
- I woulda shot those dudes.
- Yeah, right.
540
00:51:35,134 --> 00:51:37,557
If it was life or death,
you would have left me chillin'.
541
00:51:37,720 --> 00:51:39,097
- You would have bailed.
- Not even.
542
00:51:39,263 --> 00:51:40,640
Excuse me.
Do you have a dollar?
543
00:51:40,806 --> 00:51:42,808
Nah. Take this, though, dude.
I bit the end, but...
544
00:51:42,975 --> 00:51:46,479
I spent all my money on this
fucking filmer guy over here.
545
00:51:46,645 --> 00:51:48,898
I got a stogy left
if you want it.
546
00:51:49,064 --> 00:51:53,069
You need a light?
Oh, yeah. No problem.
547
00:51:53,235 --> 00:51:56,034
- Fight the hobo! Bum fight!
- Dude, dude, are you serious?
548
00:51:56,196 --> 00:52:00,167
I go to sleep fucked up, not knowing
I peed in a bottle right next to me.
549
00:52:00,326 --> 00:52:02,954
I wake up in the morning, like,
fuck, I need water, you know.
550
00:52:03,120 --> 00:52:06,249
Bro, I grabbed the bottle
and just gulp, gulp, and then...
551
00:52:06,415 --> 00:52:08,088
But it still tasted
like beer, though.
552
00:52:08,250 --> 00:52:11,094
There's this one time I went
and saw this old '80s hardcore band.
553
00:52:11,253 --> 00:52:12,800
People were front-flipping
and shit.
554
00:52:12,963 --> 00:52:14,681
- All of a sudden, I look over...
- Front-flipping?
555
00:52:14,840 --> 00:52:16,808
- People were front-flipping?
- Front-flipping into the crowd.
556
00:52:16,967 --> 00:52:18,560
See, I told you,
people can front-flip.
557
00:52:18,719 --> 00:52:20,221
Dude, shut the fuck...
558
00:52:20,387 --> 00:52:22,640
I look over and my homeboy's,
like, throwing kids,
559
00:52:22,806 --> 00:52:24,808
like, just throwing 'em
into the wall and shit.
560
00:52:24,975 --> 00:52:27,353
Little kids?
Throwing little kids into the wall?
561
00:52:27,519 --> 00:52:29,237
No. No, dude.
They're, like, 20. Boom!
562
00:52:29,396 --> 00:52:31,364
The fat guy's homie,
or should I say...
563
00:52:31,523 --> 00:52:32,900
Was he bleeding?
564
00:52:33,067 --> 00:52:36,071
I'm gonna fucking pistol-whip
the shit out of you if you...
565
00:52:36,236 --> 00:52:38,034
Yo, don't touch my shit.
566
00:52:38,197 --> 00:52:40,700
Dude, we need a new fucking spot
to finish this video.
567
00:52:42,159 --> 00:52:44,787
My cousin told me about
this ditch in Tijuana.
568
00:52:44,953 --> 00:52:47,126
He said it's always empty,
totally secret.
569
00:52:47,289 --> 00:52:49,633
- You got gas money?
- I'm not paying.
570
00:52:50,876 --> 00:52:53,971
Hey, hey! Sam! Hey, Sam!
571
00:52:54,129 --> 00:52:57,053
- Dude, it's Shaun.
- Whatever the fuck. Come here.
572
00:52:57,216 --> 00:52:59,139
When are we gonna finish
my skate video?
573
00:52:59,301 --> 00:53:02,271
It's done. Hey, do you still
have your dad's credit card?
574
00:53:02,429 --> 00:53:04,272
Dude, we cannot go to TJ.
575
00:53:04,431 --> 00:53:06,229
You know that fool Carlos
in third period?
576
00:53:06,392 --> 00:53:08,645
The cartel stuffed his uncle
in a barrel of acid.
577
00:53:08,811 --> 00:53:10,188
Dude, let's go.
578
00:53:10,354 --> 00:53:12,277
You can go and fuck up
the filming some more.
579
00:53:12,439 --> 00:53:14,658
Tijuana is fine now.
The drug dealers all left.
580
00:53:14,817 --> 00:53:17,366
They got...
they got firecrackers,
581
00:53:17,528 --> 00:53:19,701
they got weed,
they don't card for alcohol.
582
00:53:19,863 --> 00:53:23,493
(HIP-HOP MUSIC
FEATURING 'LA CUCARACHA')
583
00:53:33,252 --> 00:53:36,347
CAMERAMAN: Yeah, get a bunch.
Get the big ones, the big ones.
584
00:53:36,505 --> 00:53:37,882
- Test 'em.
- BOY: They only have three.
585
00:53:38,048 --> 00:53:39,641
Make sure they're not a dud.
Test 'em.
586
00:53:39,800 --> 00:53:42,519
- BOY: Nah, we'll...
- There you go. There you go.
587
00:53:46,181 --> 00:53:47,558
(POP!)
588
00:53:47,725 --> 00:53:50,854
(HIP-HOP MUSIC CONTINUES)
589
00:54:04,074 --> 00:54:07,328
Thanks for the ride. This is
a very serious piece of equipment.
590
00:54:07,494 --> 00:54:09,667
- You have sex, keep it on.
- Alright, cool. I will.
591
00:54:09,830 --> 00:54:13,004
This kid throws $20 for gas
and he gets the fucking titty cam?
592
00:54:13,167 --> 00:54:14,635
No, that goes
for both of you.
593
00:54:14,793 --> 00:54:16,921
If you have sex,
keep your cameras on.
594
00:54:17,087 --> 00:54:18,464
- Oh, damn!
-(WOMAN MURMURS IN SPANISH)
595
00:54:18,630 --> 00:54:20,348
You want a swig of this?
596
00:54:20,507 --> 00:54:22,009
BOY: Tell your sister
to go home.
597
00:54:22,176 --> 00:54:23,598
She's got syphil-herp.
598
00:54:23,761 --> 00:54:25,934
CAMERAMAN: But the fact is,
'Faces of Death' and 'Jackass',
599
00:54:26,096 --> 00:54:28,440
they sell more than every
skateboard video combined.
600
00:54:28,599 --> 00:54:31,523
- Yo, dude, you know...
-(AUDIO DISTORTS)
601
00:54:31,685 --> 00:54:33,062
You know where
the fuck we are?
602
00:54:33,228 --> 00:54:34,980
I do not!
I have been lost for hours.
603
00:54:35,147 --> 00:54:36,524
Seriously?
604
00:54:36,690 --> 00:54:39,569
- These come-bags are boring.
-(RUMBLING)
605
00:54:39,735 --> 00:54:41,829
Is that a fucking earthquake?
606
00:54:41,987 --> 00:54:43,580
I just survived
a Mexican earthquake.
607
00:54:43,739 --> 00:54:47,369
CAMERAMAN: Hey, how often do you
guys clean your skateboard wheels?
608
00:54:47,534 --> 00:54:50,754
This wasn't what I was thinking of,
but you can skate this, yeah?
609
00:54:50,913 --> 00:54:53,382
BOY: Yeah,
but it smells like your mom.
610
00:54:53,540 --> 00:54:55,292
Do you all know
how to climb fences?
611
00:54:59,087 --> 00:55:00,839
Jason, did you turn on
your camera?
612
00:55:01,006 --> 00:55:03,134
Turn on these
whack-ass titty cams.
613
00:55:03,300 --> 00:55:04,677
- Guys, turn on your cameras!
- Shut up.
614
00:55:04,843 --> 00:55:06,220
Turn on your camera.
615
00:55:06,386 --> 00:55:08,764
It's been... Fuck off.
616
00:55:08,931 --> 00:55:11,480
(RUMBLING)
617
00:55:11,642 --> 00:55:13,360
BOY: Pour some for the homies,
Gas Money.
618
00:55:13,519 --> 00:55:15,772
-(SKATEBOARD GRINDS)
- CAMERAMAN: Whoa!
619
00:55:17,397 --> 00:55:19,525
Hey, guys... Ooh.
620
00:55:19,691 --> 00:55:22,786
(FLIES BUZZ)
621
00:55:22,945 --> 00:55:24,868
CAMERAMAN: Hey, dickhead,
you think a skinned kitten
622
00:55:25,030 --> 00:55:26,657
would still get views?
623
00:55:28,617 --> 00:55:30,415
Oh, got a missed call.
624
00:55:30,577 --> 00:55:31,999
You gonna start filming or what?
625
00:55:32,162 --> 00:55:34,085
Remember that one time
you did a shitty kick-flip
626
00:55:34,248 --> 00:55:36,421
and got more views than porn?
627
00:55:36,583 --> 00:55:40,463
There's a bunch of dog shit
in the middle of it. Uh-huh.
628
00:55:41,880 --> 00:55:43,507
Dude, this place is weird.
629
00:55:43,674 --> 00:55:46,302
I ain't going back, though.
We just walked three hours.
630
00:55:46,468 --> 00:55:48,345
(ROCK MUSIC PLAYS ON STEREO)
631
00:55:48,512 --> 00:55:50,014
CAMERAMAN: Something funky
worth showing people.
632
00:55:50,180 --> 00:55:51,557
No-one wants
to see you guys
633
00:55:51,723 --> 00:55:53,600
go backward and forward
for four fucking hours.
634
00:55:53,767 --> 00:55:55,144
- Wait. Go on the barrel.
- The barrel?
635
00:55:55,310 --> 00:55:57,654
- Go on top and do a front flip.
- A front flip?
636
00:55:57,813 --> 00:56:00,066
Don't come off that barrel
until you do a front flip.
637
00:56:00,232 --> 00:56:01,734
This goes out to your momma.
638
00:56:01,900 --> 00:56:03,777
You be in the front
right there.
639
00:56:04,820 --> 00:56:06,322
CAMERAMAN:
That was the shittiest front flip...
640
00:56:06,488 --> 00:56:08,331
That fucking camera guy
is weird, dude.
641
00:56:08,490 --> 00:56:10,709
I know, and he's got this
weird-ass look on his face
642
00:56:10,868 --> 00:56:12,336
like he wants to touch me.
643
00:56:12,494 --> 00:56:14,417
And Gas Money Kid
just sits there and stares.
644
00:56:14,580 --> 00:56:16,173
Huh-huh...
645
00:56:16,331 --> 00:56:20,052
Want to be immortal, or do you want
to be a giant vagina monster?
646
00:56:20,210 --> 00:56:21,678
I will front-kick
your asshole.
647
00:56:21,837 --> 00:56:24,306
Some chick, she was
all fucked up at the park.
648
00:56:24,464 --> 00:56:26,307
You know the bleachers,
how there's, like, gaps between?
649
00:56:26,466 --> 00:56:29,310
She fell between 'em, like,
the top one. Like, "Boom, boom!"
650
00:56:29,469 --> 00:56:31,563
- Terrible.
- Yeah, real fucking sad.
651
00:56:31,722 --> 00:56:34,441
-(BOOM!)
-(BOY YELLS AND GROANS)
652
00:56:34,600 --> 00:56:36,352
CAMERAMAN:
Don't blow off your dick hand.
653
00:56:36,518 --> 00:56:38,771
At least your mom
got two dick hands!
654
00:56:43,275 --> 00:56:46,279
Oh, fuck! Fuck!
655
00:56:46,445 --> 00:56:48,914
- Dude, dude, is that bleeding?
- Arggh!
656
00:56:49,072 --> 00:56:51,291
-(BLOOD SIZZLES)
- CAMERAMAN: What the fuck?
657
00:56:51,450 --> 00:56:53,077
Hot as my balls.
658
00:56:57,497 --> 00:57:00,091
What the fuck?
659
00:57:04,755 --> 00:57:06,928
Dude.
660
00:57:08,258 --> 00:57:09,885
CAMERAMAN:
Where did she come from?
661
00:57:10,052 --> 00:57:12,100
Is she a ninja?
Are you a ninja?!
662
00:57:12,262 --> 00:57:13,730
Dude, your sister
followed us here.
663
00:57:13,889 --> 00:57:15,937
- What's wrong with her?
- Hey, I'm just kidding.
664
00:57:16,099 --> 00:57:18,147
Hey. My name's Taylor. But...
665
00:57:18,310 --> 00:57:20,233
No, seriously, though,
I'm a director.
666
00:57:20,395 --> 00:57:22,864
Want me to throw you in some movies?
We could do that.
667
00:57:23,023 --> 00:57:26,152
(MAN CHANTS IN DISTANCE)
668
00:57:28,278 --> 00:57:31,999
Hey, video guy,
your dad's a good singer.
669
00:57:32,157 --> 00:57:34,159
- BOY: Dude, let's bounce.
-(CONTINUES CHANTING)
670
00:57:37,245 --> 00:57:39,543
-(CRACKING)
-(TAYLOR SCREAMS)
671
00:57:39,706 --> 00:57:41,629
- BOY: Oh, shit! What the fuck?
-(SCREAMS)
672
00:57:41,792 --> 00:57:44,762
- Oh, what the fuck, dude'?
- Shit! Shit! Shit!
673
00:57:44,920 --> 00:57:46,968
(PANTS)
674
00:57:47,130 --> 00:57:51,055
-(BOY PANTS AND MUTTERS)
-(MAN CONTINUES CHANTING)
675
00:58:04,439 --> 00:58:07,409
Hey, I'm gonna shoot one
of these motherfuckers, dog.
676
00:58:07,567 --> 00:58:09,240
Oh, shit.
677
00:58:09,403 --> 00:58:11,781
(SPEAKS SPANISH)
678
00:58:12,823 --> 00:58:14,871
BOY: Get that fool,
Gas Money, dog!
679
00:58:15,033 --> 00:58:16,626
BOY: Get the fuck off him!
680
00:58:16,785 --> 00:58:18,458
BOY 2: Come on, Gas Money.
Crack him!
681
00:58:18,620 --> 00:58:21,248
- BOY 1: Get off that kid!
-(CHANTING STOPS)
682
00:58:28,922 --> 00:58:31,095
- Do what you gotta do, man!
- What am I doing, man?
683
00:58:31,258 --> 00:58:32,931
- Where are you going?
- I don't know, man.
684
00:58:35,762 --> 00:58:38,231
Dude, back up. (GRUNTS)
685
00:58:38,390 --> 00:58:41,314
Dude, don't... Get... Huh!
686
00:58:41,476 --> 00:58:43,023
(FIRE CRACKLES)
687
00:58:43,186 --> 00:58:46,315
- Oh, my fucking God.
-(GUNSHOTS)
688
00:58:50,986 --> 00:58:52,988
- Do crackheads have fire blood?
- BOY: Yeah, definitely.
689
00:58:53,155 --> 00:58:55,533
I'll go to the Mexican hospital.
I don't give a fuck.
690
00:58:55,699 --> 00:58:57,872
- BOY: Shit. There's more.
- BOY 2: But they go down easy!
691
00:58:58,035 --> 00:59:00,037
- They're falling apart!
- They got a disease.
692
00:59:00,203 --> 00:59:01,955
- Dude, use your gun.
- What the fuck?
693
00:59:02,122 --> 00:59:03,920
I only got
one more bullet, dog!
694
00:59:08,795 --> 00:59:10,763
(SCREAMS)
695
00:59:10,922 --> 00:59:13,766
(GRUNTS)
696
00:59:13,925 --> 00:59:15,472
Arggh!
697
00:59:17,012 --> 00:59:20,141
(SCREAMS)
698
00:59:23,226 --> 00:59:25,103
+lam
"Ohh!
699
00:59:25,270 --> 00:59:28,570
-(CHANTING CONTINUES)
-(PANTS AND YELLS)
700
00:59:28,732 --> 00:59:31,451
BOY: Where the fuck
is Gas Money Kid going?
701
00:59:31,610 --> 00:59:35,365
Hey... (GROANS)
702
00:59:37,365 --> 00:59:39,868
(GASPS)
703
00:59:43,497 --> 00:59:45,044
(MAN YELLS DISTORTEDLY)
704
00:59:47,125 --> 00:59:49,844
Oh, shit! Hey, dog.
I think they killed Gas Money Kid.
705
00:59:50,003 --> 00:59:53,507
- Don't talk. Just fight!
-(CHANTS LOUDLY)
706
00:59:53,673 --> 00:59:56,552
(PANTS AND GRUNTS)
707
01:00:02,766 --> 01:00:05,360
(AIR WHOOSHES)
708
01:00:07,479 --> 01:00:10,073
Find a weapon, find a weapon,
find a weapon.
709
01:00:10,232 --> 01:00:14,078
(GRUNTS)
710
01:00:22,828 --> 01:00:26,378
(MAN CONTINUES CHANTING)
711
01:00:33,547 --> 01:00:35,470
BOY: Deck-check that fool!
712
01:00:35,632 --> 01:00:37,179
Bitch!
713
01:00:39,261 --> 01:00:42,481
- Bitch! Bitch! Bitch!
-(CRACKING)
714
01:00:42,639 --> 01:00:46,234
Little fucking bitch!
Bitch! (GRUNTS)
715
01:00:46,393 --> 01:00:48,487
BOY: He's dead, motherfucker!
Help me!
716
01:00:48,645 --> 01:00:50,488
There's more of them!
717
01:00:50,647 --> 01:00:53,150
(AUDIO BUZZES AND FADES)
718
01:00:53,316 --> 01:00:55,694
Dude, they're everywhere!
719
01:00:56,736 --> 01:00:59,114
- What are you doing?
-(HIP-HOP MUSIC PLAYS)
720
01:01:05,620 --> 01:01:08,089
Oh, what the fuck?
721
01:01:08,248 --> 01:01:10,125
Help, dog! Help!
722
01:01:10,292 --> 01:01:12,215
(GRUNTS)
723
01:01:12,377 --> 01:01:13,924
What the...
724
01:01:16,047 --> 01:01:17,515
-(GUNSHOT)
-(MUSIC RISES)
725
01:01:17,674 --> 01:01:20,302
What's up, motherfucker'?
Arggh!
726
01:01:20,468 --> 01:01:23,096
(GRUNTS)
727
01:01:27,934 --> 01:01:29,857
Fuck.
728
01:01:37,360 --> 01:01:39,112
(BOY GRUNTS)
729
01:01:42,532 --> 01:01:44,660
(MAN SPEAKS SPANISH ON RADIO)
730
01:01:47,078 --> 01:01:49,422
Oh, fuck that! Va'monos!
731
01:01:52,042 --> 01:01:53,794
(SCREAMS)
732
01:01:56,338 --> 01:01:59,558
(YELLS AND GURGLES)
733
01:02:11,686 --> 01:02:13,654
Ohh!
734
01:02:13,813 --> 01:02:16,737
13, motherfucker!
735
01:02:22,155 --> 01:02:25,580
- Fuck, man, you all good?
- You were kind of crazy.
736
01:02:25,742 --> 01:02:28,791
Hey, we killed a lot of fools.
Killed a lot of fools.
737
01:02:28,954 --> 01:02:31,298
Let's get the fuck
out of here, psycho.
738
01:02:31,456 --> 01:02:33,754
Motherfucker, they killed
Gas Money Kid and Camera Guy, man!
739
01:02:33,917 --> 01:02:35,294
What the fuck
you supposed to...
740
01:02:35,460 --> 01:02:38,384
-(ROARING)
- Oh, shit.
741
01:02:38,546 --> 01:02:42,471
(SNARLING)
742
01:02:51,059 --> 01:02:53,107
Run!
743
01:03:03,321 --> 01:03:05,449
Go under, dog. Go under!
744
01:03:15,625 --> 01:03:18,003
- Hold 'em off for me, dog!
- Help me, you fucking psycho!
745
01:03:18,169 --> 01:03:19,762
What are you doing?
746
01:03:19,921 --> 01:03:22,219
Huh!
747
01:03:24,926 --> 01:03:27,395
Just give me a second, fool.
748
01:03:39,107 --> 01:03:41,701
(FIREWORKS POP AND BANG)
749
01:03:42,736 --> 01:03:44,613
(BOY GRUNTS)
750
01:03:47,407 --> 01:03:49,034
Oh!
751
01:03:52,871 --> 01:03:56,000
(BOYS GRUNT AND YELL)
752
01:04:09,429 --> 01:04:11,852
Arggh! Arggh!
753
01:04:12,015 --> 01:04:14,859
Run! Get the fuck out of here!
754
01:04:17,354 --> 01:04:20,904
Run! Arggh!
755
01:04:22,442 --> 01:04:25,412
HAH!
756
01:04:27,030 --> 01:04:29,408
Come on, motherfucker! Let's go!
757
01:04:34,579 --> 01:04:36,502
(BOOM)
758
01:04:50,136 --> 01:04:53,982
We're not dead, motherfucker!
Don't stop till the border!
759
01:04:57,685 --> 01:05:01,189
Hey, dog, I'm still rolling!
760
01:05:01,356 --> 01:05:02,858
Me too! Let's go!
761
01:05:03,024 --> 01:05:05,948
Do you feel as bad as I do about
Gas Money Kid and Camera Guy?
762
01:05:06,111 --> 01:05:07,658
Yeah. Come on, dude!
763
01:05:07,821 --> 01:05:10,540
Hey, hold up, hold up!
Something's slowing me down.
764
01:05:10,698 --> 01:05:13,201
Dude, are you fucking serious?
Let's go!
765
01:05:13,368 --> 01:05:17,339
(BELLOWING IN DISTANCE)
766
01:05:20,083 --> 01:05:23,212
(WHIMPERING)
767
01:05:28,633 --> 01:05:31,603
MURMURS WEAKLY)
768
01:05:31,761 --> 01:05:34,355
(SNARLING)
769
01:05:43,356 --> 01:05:45,905
(MOANS)
770
01:05:47,610 --> 01:05:50,033
(CRUNCHING)
771
01:05:57,829 --> 01:05:59,797
REPORTER: Police are warning
it's a very dangerous situation
772
01:05:59,956 --> 01:06:01,549
they are struggling
to stay ahead of.
773
01:06:01,708 --> 01:06:05,429
There are now reports of 11 fires
burning out of control across the city.
774
01:06:05,587 --> 01:06:07,260
People should absolutely
be staying inside.
775
01:06:07,422 --> 01:06:09,015
Do not...
776
01:06:09,174 --> 01:06:11,142
(SIRENS WAIL IN DISTANCE)
777
01:06:11,301 --> 01:06:13,850
(DISTORTED SINGING ON PHONE)
778
01:06:14,888 --> 01:06:17,687
Stop the fucking car!
Please stop!
779
01:06:17,849 --> 01:06:20,523
MALE PASSENGER: Trust me, baby.
(SPEAKS INDISTINCTLY)
780
01:06:20,685 --> 01:06:22,562
-(KEV SHOUTS INDISTINCTLY)
- What the fuck?
781
01:06:22,729 --> 01:06:25,357
I need your help!
I need your help!
782
01:06:25,523 --> 01:06:29,153
- MAN: You fuck!
- KEV: Get out of the car!
783
01:06:29,319 --> 01:06:31,071
MAN: You keep going.
Don't worry about that.
784
01:06:31,237 --> 01:06:32,614
What are you doing?!
785
01:06:32,780 --> 01:06:34,782
MAN: Keep going.
We could edit that out.
786
01:06:35,992 --> 01:06:38,962
Alright.
And just ignore the guy driving.
787
01:06:39,120 --> 01:06:42,044
Just forget...
Don't even think about him.
788
01:06:42,207 --> 01:06:44,505
Trust me, baby,
I'm a pro at this.
789
01:06:46,753 --> 01:06:49,472
Yeah, right there.
Oh, yeah, that's beautiful.
790
01:06:49,631 --> 01:06:53,681
That's it. Take it slow, slow.
Slow gets 'em.
791
01:06:53,843 --> 01:06:56,062
Slow is what sucks 'em in.
792
01:06:56,221 --> 01:06:58,849
Aren't you gonna join me?
793
01:06:59,015 --> 01:07:02,235
MAN: I only like to watch, baby.
794
01:07:02,393 --> 01:07:05,363
WOMAN: Make sure you're in focus.
795
01:07:05,522 --> 01:07:07,775
(IMITATES SEXY MUSIC)
796
01:07:07,941 --> 01:07:11,662
Yeah. They know they can't touch you,
and it gets 'em even more.
797
01:07:11,819 --> 01:07:14,538
- That's it, slow.
- You don't recognise me, do you?
798
01:07:14,697 --> 01:07:18,122
MAN: I do this
eight days a week, baby.
799
01:07:18,284 --> 01:07:20,912
I might have seen...
I don't know.
800
01:07:21,079 --> 01:07:23,582
I don't know why,
but I don't know how to...
801
01:07:23,748 --> 01:07:25,341
Now do you recognise me?
802
01:07:25,500 --> 01:07:27,468
What? What the f...
803
01:07:27,627 --> 01:07:29,470
- Turn around, you...
- Sorry!
804
01:07:29,629 --> 01:07:31,381
- Fuck with my rhythm!
- Sorry.
805
01:07:31,548 --> 01:07:34,722
One more. OK. Now keep going.
Keep going.
806
01:07:34,884 --> 01:07:36,477
- We could edit that out.
-(SIRENS BLARING)
807
01:07:36,636 --> 01:07:38,889
(HELICOPTER WHIRRS OVERHEAD)
808
01:07:39,931 --> 01:07:41,933
That's it.
Don't worry about anything.
809
01:07:42,100 --> 01:07:44,068
We're in our own
little sanctuary.
810
01:07:44,227 --> 01:07:48,198
(WHISPERS) Yes, yes.
Drowned in slow.
811
01:07:48,356 --> 01:07:51,405
Oh, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah,
you're good.
812
01:07:51,568 --> 01:07:53,195
You're very...
I knew you were hot.
813
01:07:53,361 --> 01:07:54,954
- Yeah? You like...
- Don't...don't talk.
814
01:07:55,113 --> 01:07:56,706
It's better
if you don't talk.
815
01:07:56,864 --> 01:07:59,993
- Just show me.
- OK.
816
01:08:00,159 --> 01:08:05,006
That's it. Very good.
Nice and slow.
817
01:08:05,164 --> 01:08:08,964
That's it, touch yourself.
Rub it. Attagirl. Yeah.
818
01:08:09,127 --> 01:08:11,346
- Camera. Now!
- What the fuck?!
819
01:08:11,504 --> 01:08:14,804
(MAN WHIMPERS) Don't shoot
my face! Don't shoot my face!
820
01:08:14,966 --> 01:08:16,559
Who cares about
your face, asshole?
821
01:08:16,718 --> 01:08:18,345
Let's see that
pretty body of yours.
822
01:08:18,511 --> 01:08:20,980
- Go ahead, strip.
- Fuck you, bitch!
823
01:08:21,139 --> 01:08:22,982
Do it. Do it now.
824
01:08:24,601 --> 01:08:26,524
How does it feel, huh?
825
01:08:26,686 --> 01:08:29,530
Wow.
You're the whole package.
826
01:08:29,689 --> 01:08:32,533
I can't wait to
introduce you to my mom.
827
01:08:32,692 --> 01:08:34,660
Fuck this shit.
Hundred bucks or no hundred bucks!
828
01:08:34,819 --> 01:08:36,742
Keep driving.
829
01:08:36,904 --> 01:08:40,909
Maybe I'll make your retarded friend
strip next, huh?
830
01:08:41,075 --> 01:08:44,500
A little threesome?
What a turn-on you are, yeah.
831
01:08:44,662 --> 01:08:48,587
- So good, baby.
- Wait a second. I know you.
832
01:08:48,750 --> 01:08:52,095
Yeah. Millions of guys do,
thanks to your website.
833
01:08:52,253 --> 01:08:54,130
It was your ex-boyfriend.
834
01:08:54,297 --> 01:08:55,799
You shouldn't have
dumped him, lady.
835
01:08:55,965 --> 01:08:59,185
I didn't film you. All I did
was buy the footage for my blog!
836
01:08:59,344 --> 01:09:03,190
I got a blog.
It's called nutlesswonders.com.
837
01:09:03,348 --> 01:09:05,771
Oh, don't! Please, don't!
838
01:09:05,933 --> 01:09:09,233
Lesson learned!
Loud and fucking clear, man!
839
01:09:09,395 --> 01:09:11,944
- I'll take it down. I promise!
- My tits made you money.
840
01:09:12,106 --> 01:09:15,531
So now I'm here for my cut.
Here's the good part.
841
01:09:15,693 --> 01:09:18,822
I bet people will pay
to watch me shoot your dick off.
842
01:09:18,988 --> 01:09:21,366
Want to see whose video
gets more hits?
843
01:09:21,532 --> 01:09:23,500
Let's make a hole in you
and show the world.
844
01:09:23,660 --> 01:09:26,664
Oh, yeah, bitch?!
845
01:09:26,829 --> 01:09:30,959
Come on, let's see that star now,
get this thing to turn out like I told you.
846
01:09:31,125 --> 01:09:35,096
You want to do it now, bitch?
Stick it out or I'll fucking turn it purple.
847
01:09:35,254 --> 01:09:38,474
(LAUGHS) Yeah,
who's got you now, you smart-ass?
848
01:09:38,633 --> 01:09:41,056
-(SIREN WAILS)
- Hey, you want a cut?
849
01:10:00,071 --> 01:10:03,200
(ICE-CREAM TRUCK MUSIC)
850
01:10:35,815 --> 01:10:38,944
(INDISTINCT,
OVERLAPPING RADIO CHATTER)
851
01:11:06,429 --> 01:11:07,806
WOMAN:
Something's going on.
852
01:11:07,972 --> 01:11:10,942
This is absolutely insane.
Are you sending out...
853
01:11:18,357 --> 01:11:20,951
(INDISTINCT,
OVERLAPPING RADIO CHATTER)
854
01:11:25,364 --> 01:11:28,493
(DISTANT OPERA MUSIC)
855
01:11:36,167 --> 01:11:38,465
(BRIGHT ORCHESTRAL MUSIC)
856
01:11:38,628 --> 01:11:41,757
(MAN SINGS OPERATICALLY)
857
01:12:01,609 --> 01:12:04,328
IRIS: Help me! Kevin!
858
01:12:04,487 --> 01:12:07,616
(BEETHOVEN'S 'ODE TO JOY' PLAYS)
859
01:12:19,627 --> 01:12:21,174
(IRIS SCREAMS)
860
01:12:35,184 --> 01:12:36,811
(MUSIC FALLS SILENT)
861
01:12:38,771 --> 01:12:40,865
IRIS: Kevin.
862
01:12:41,023 --> 01:12:44,493
Why are you so fascinated
with this thing?
863
01:12:46,571 --> 01:12:49,290
Don't keep me
at arm's length, Kev.
864
01:12:49,448 --> 01:12:52,577
(BURST OF OPERATIC MUSIC)
865
01:12:59,083 --> 01:13:01,711
- KEV: I'm serious, little missy.
- IRIS: Mm-hm.
866
01:13:01,878 --> 01:13:03,801
- KEV: You mess with the bull...
- IRIS: Don't cry.
867
01:13:07,675 --> 01:13:09,848
IRIS: Yeah? It's our new spot.
868
01:13:10,011 --> 01:13:11,513
KEV: What? You're gonna steal
my childhood memories?
869
01:13:11,679 --> 01:13:14,023
IRIS: No.
We'll just make new ones.
870
01:13:14,181 --> 01:13:17,060
- KEV: Promise?
- IRIS: Promise.
871
01:13:22,940 --> 01:13:24,783
(ECHOING) Iris?
872
01:13:24,942 --> 01:13:26,489
(DOOR SLAMS SHUT)
873
01:13:36,203 --> 01:13:38,456
- Kev?
-lris?
874
01:13:38,623 --> 01:13:41,126
You're filming it, aren't you?
875
01:13:41,292 --> 01:13:44,466
That's so good, baby.
That means we'll be a part of it.
876
01:13:44,629 --> 01:13:46,927
A part of what?
877
01:13:47,089 --> 01:13:49,342
We're gonna finish it.
878
01:13:53,638 --> 01:13:55,390
What are you talking about?
879
01:13:55,556 --> 01:13:57,775
(WHISPERS) I think you know.
880
01:14:05,232 --> 01:14:07,075
Oh, my God.
881
01:14:07,234 --> 01:14:10,454
It's been filming us
the whole time. (ECHOES)
882
01:14:10,613 --> 01:14:12,615
What the fuck?!
883
01:14:14,909 --> 01:14:17,662
You're sick, Kev.
884
01:14:17,828 --> 01:14:19,296
- We're all sick.
- Oh, my God.
885
01:14:19,455 --> 01:14:22,459
What did I do? Oh, my God.
886
01:14:22,625 --> 01:14:24,172
What the fuck?
887
01:14:26,170 --> 01:14:28,548
Iris, where are you?
Iris, tell me you're OK.
888
01:14:28,714 --> 01:14:30,762
Just start the upload.
889
01:14:32,426 --> 01:14:35,646
I ca... I can't.
890
01:14:35,805 --> 01:14:39,184
Haven't you ever wanted to be
a part of something bigger than you?
891
01:14:39,350 --> 01:14:41,102
You don't know
what's happening out there.
892
01:14:41,268 --> 01:14:43,396
These videos, they...
they fuck people up.
893
01:14:43,562 --> 01:14:44,939
Do it.
894
01:14:45,106 --> 01:14:46,904
-(CLANG!)
- Do it.
895
01:14:47,066 --> 01:14:48,864
I...I can't. I can't do it.
896
01:14:49,026 --> 01:14:50,699
-(CLANG!)
- Do it.
897
01:14:50,861 --> 01:14:52,363
I can't. I can't do it.
898
01:14:52,530 --> 01:14:55,454
Haven't you ever wanted to be
a part of something bigger than you?
899
01:14:55,616 --> 01:14:56,742
You don't understand
what's happening.
900
01:14:56,909 --> 01:14:58,035
-(CLANG!)
- Jesus Christ!
901
01:14:58,202 --> 01:14:59,454
- Do it!
-(CLANG!)
902
01:14:59,620 --> 01:15:01,748
Fuck, fuck! Stop!
Wait, wait, OK.
903
01:15:01,914 --> 01:15:04,212
Stop, stop. I'll do it.
904
01:15:09,380 --> 01:15:10,427
Fuck.
905
01:15:13,426 --> 01:15:16,430
(MACHINERY HISSES)
906
01:15:16,595 --> 01:15:19,565
(OVERLAPPING DISCORDANT
SOUNDS AND VOICES)
907
01:15:19,724 --> 01:15:22,694
IRIS: Gonna go viral.
This shit's gonna go viral.
908
01:15:22,852 --> 01:15:26,447
This shit's gonna go viral.
This shit's gonna go viral.
909
01:15:26,605 --> 01:15:29,654
- This shit's gonna go viral.
- Oh, fuck. What did I do?
910
01:15:29,817 --> 01:15:33,071
What the fuck?
What have I done? No.
911
01:15:33,237 --> 01:15:35,535
- This shit's gonna go viral.
- What is going...
912
01:15:35,698 --> 01:15:37,575
This shit's gonna go viral.
913
01:15:37,742 --> 01:15:39,836
-(CLANG!)
- Jesus Christ! Stop, stop!
914
01:15:39,994 --> 01:15:41,996
- Stop it!
- Gonna go viral!
915
01:15:42,163 --> 01:15:45,042
This shit's gonna go viral!
This shit's gonna go viral!
916
01:15:45,207 --> 01:15:48,256
Gonna go viral! (LAUGHS)
917
01:16:13,402 --> 01:16:16,451
(BEETHOVEN'S 'ODE TO JOY' PLAYS)
918
01:16:37,843 --> 01:16:39,937
(MUSIC ENDS)
919
01:16:46,352 --> 01:16:48,525
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