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And now, ladies and gentlemen,
we return you
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to America's leading sex therapist
on radio,
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Florence Nightingale.
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That was a great tape
sent in by a listener,
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an authentic recording
of her first anal experience
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when she accidentally mixed up
the K-Y with the Bengay.
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Who's next?
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I have a problem and I'm sick about it.
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Well, Florence Nightingale
makes sick people feel better.
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I've got to give some head right away.
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- Right away?
- Yes.
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Why?
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I have a lunch date
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and if I don't give some head right away,
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before I reach the table,
I know I'm going to overeat.
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Ah, yes, the modified Scarsdale.
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Anybody out there
in a hurry for some head?
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Stay tuned
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while our Guest Number 8
has a light late morning snack
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to the rhythms of a hustle.
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There she goes.
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Right on.
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That's beautiful.
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You are listening to Florence Nightingale,
radio's leading sex therapist.
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See you later, honey.
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I thought this was going to be
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the most difficult letter
I would ever have to write,
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but the Wall Street Journal
in my face this morning
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suddenly made it one of the easiest.
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This is the day on which
I'm going to finally belong to myself,
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the day when I won't have to say
when you come home, "Hello, pumpkin,"
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and then kiss you all over.
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You know I don't like saying,
"Hello, pumpkin" anymore.
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It sticks in my throat,
like so many things these days.
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I used to like to say it, but not anymore.
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Want to know what I'm going to do?
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Well, to begin with,
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I'm going out without any panties on
for the first time in my life,
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and at 10 o'clock, my day truly begins.
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I have an appointment
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for an intimate interlude
with, would you believe it, another woman.
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I answered an ad
in one of those newspapers,
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the kind where the ink always smudges.
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I will have one hour, from 10:00 to 11:00,
to be with her.
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Did you ever suspect
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what evil thoughts lurked
in the hearts of housewives?
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I don't really know
if I can pull this off,
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but I'm going to try.
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I don't know if you'll understand,
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but I hope so.
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I want to feel free.
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Can't say when and if I'll be home.
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Don't wait up.
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Signed, me.
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Honey,
what time are you coming home tonight?
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Early.
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When I do,
I'm going to bring you something special.
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Bye-bye.
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See you later.
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I made the appointment for 10 o'clock.
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Oh, yes.
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Now, what can I do for you?
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You're married?
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Yes.
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You're bored?
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Yes.
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Feel you haven't tasted life?
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I want to be free.
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You are free.
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Haven't you ever heard of Abraham Lincoln?
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Relax.
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I want to have an experience
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with someone of the same sex.
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You seem too nervous.
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That's because I am.
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Go put your things over there.
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Relax.
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My astrologer was right.
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She was?
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Yes.
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She said I'd get turned on
by the first person I met today.
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I excite you?
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Yes.
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I think it's your hair.
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Now you're getting me all nervous.
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Really?
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You're nervous?
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Very nervous.
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It's time
for the Florence Nightingale Show.
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- Cream of the Crop.
- Cream of the Crop?
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We now return you to
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- the Florence Nightingale Show.
- Yes.
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- Hey, listen, you're still very tense.
- Now we will --
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Why don't you go see Florence Nightingale?
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She might be able to help you.
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I bet she could be just the one for you.
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You can tell her Betty sent you.
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Don't be discouraged.
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When can I see you again?
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Tonight?
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No, not tonight.
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My boyfriend is coming back tonight.
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He has first refusal rights
after six o'clock.
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Florence Nightingale.
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What?
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How do I know so much about crabs?
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I learned about them from scratch.
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Number 9.
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Now, what can I do for you?
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Ms. Nightingale,
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ever since I heard your voice,
I've wanted to fuck you in the ass.
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Sure, baby.
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How can I refuse a smooth talker like you?
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Yes, do it.
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Florence Nightingale
will now be well-reared by Guest Number 9.
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Ooh.
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Ooh.
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- Oh, yes.
- Ooh.
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Ooh.
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Ahh.
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- Ahh.
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Ooh.
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Oh, I'm getting fucked in the ass.
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Hi.
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I think he's cumming.
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Yes, he is.
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Well, that not only feels good,
but it helps you sit up straight.
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Now, I'm going to play a tape for you
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from a listener
who had a celebration dinner
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when she became a slave,
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first class, with six merit badges.
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This is her tape,
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as she reads with a gag in her mouth,
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and the gag has been soaked
in Dr. Pepper Diet Soda.
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That's going a little too far.
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Whatever you're doing now,
take a break from the day's tensions.
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Sit down and relax.
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The Punishment of a Naughty Girl.
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Yes.
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Oh, God.
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Oh, God, yes.
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Oh, God, yes.
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And now, we continue
with the Florence Nightingale Show,
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the most exciting sex therapy show
on the air.
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Number 10.
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What can I do for you?
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I'd like a blow job and a fuck.
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Don't say blow job.
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Why not?
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Makes it sound too much like work.
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Anyway, listeners, I've had
this itch in my throat all morning
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and it just won't go away.
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Ladies and gentlemen,
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Florence Nightingale will scratch
an annoying itch.
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Hmm, it's delicious.
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I can't wait to get you home,
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I'm going to kick the shit out of you.
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Hmm.
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I'm going to take hot needles
and stick them up under your skin.
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Ooh.
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Then, I'm going to take cigarette butts
and bum you with them.
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Ooh.
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You're really into this.
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They don't call me
the Swallow of Capistrano for nothing.
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I'll bite you so hard,
your nipples are going to scream.
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Ah.
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Oh, I'm going crazy.
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Relief is but a swallow away.
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Let me kiss you
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and stick my tongue in your mouth.
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What are you, some sort of perverted jerk?
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What do you think I am?
Just a sex object?
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Jesus Christ.
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Number 19.
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We now have a regular guest back with us
to relate a story
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that proves the old adage,
"It's all in one's mind."
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I have a really fascinating story to tell.
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We're all ears.
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Well, it was a beautiful, sunny day,
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and these two joggers are jogging along,
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and they came along
with these two bicyclists.
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Well,
you won't believe what happened then.
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You might say
they lived happily ever after.
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I just love stories with happy endings.
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Number 25.
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Is anyone here holding number 25?
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If you are, please raise your hand.
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I have a problem.
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Not anymore you don't.
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I went to see Betty.
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Oh, yes.
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Well, that didn't work out too well,
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although I tried.
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I really did.
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She said I was too nervous and tense,
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and that perhaps, to be really free,
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I should come and see you.
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And well, here I am.
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Perhaps I made a mistake.
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Why don't I just go?
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No, don't go, it wouldn't be kosher.
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Folks, here's an example
of an unendangered species,
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the housewife with an urge for adventure,
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an urge that usually starts to fade
as the sun goes down.
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Do you want to know
if you're really serious?
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Try to go to a public bar
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and fuck the first guy
that comes on to you.
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You think you could do that?
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Hello.
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Hi, baby.
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I'd like you to come over
and suck my cock.
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I can't hear you.
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I said, "Come over and suck my cock."
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What did you say?
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I said, "Come over and suck my cock."
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Can you talk louder?
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Come over and suck my cock.
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Say that again, I can't hear you.
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Come over and suck my cock.
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I can't hear you.
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This is the operator and I can
hear him perfectly.
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Well, then, you go over and suck his cock.
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Hmm.
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What will it be?
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I'll have a rum and Coke.
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You got it.
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Hey, guys --
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Ah.
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You're something real special.
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I'd like to take you home
to meet my old lady.
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All right.
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Well, hello again.
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I told you
I'd bring you something special, didn't I?
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That she is.
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How are you, babe?
I'm good.
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01:12:28,219 --> 01:12:29,137
I missed you.
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01:12:29,471 --> 01:12:30,847
I missed you, too.
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01:12:33,683 --> 01:12:35,226
Hey, come on and join us.
Will you?
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01:12:35,560 --> 01:12:36,394
Come on.
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Come on, pumpkin.
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Hey, don't just stand there, come on.
Come on down.
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01:12:59,584 --> 01:13:01,878
Come on,
and you said you want the new experience.
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Hey, here's an experience for you.
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01:13:04,005 --> 01:13:05,382
Hey, come on.
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01:13:05,715 --> 01:13:07,217
What's the matter?
Come on down.
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Come on.
Come on.
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Hey, come on and join us.
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Come on, dolly.
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Let's have some fun.
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Oh, yes.
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Oh.
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- Hey, where are you going?
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What the hell got into her?
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Taxi.
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Honey.
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Honey.
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On the left side.
On the left, please.
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Honey.
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Honey, are you home yet?
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Hello, pumpkin.
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01:24:42,328 --> 01:24:44,705
Oh, honey, what was in that note?
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Nothing.
Just a shopping list.
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Oh.
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Did you buy anything?
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01:24:52,171 --> 01:24:53,089
No, nothing.
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Tried some things but they didn't fit.
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Oh.
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Hello,
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this is Florence Nightingale,
on one of my newest therapy tapes.
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Tonight, after we practice
our self-abuse exercises,
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we're going to listen
to one of our favorites,
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The Mormon Tabernacle Choir,
singing Battle Hymn of the Republic.
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