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HI, MOM!
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I JUST LOVE HOME
VIDEOS, DON'T YOU?
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ESPECIALLY WHEN
THE HOME IS HAUNTED.
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TONIGHT'S TWISTED TALE,
MY DEAR COUCH POTATOES,
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IS FILED UNDER "T"
FOR TELEVISION...
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OR SHOULD THAT BE...
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TERROR?
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MR. HORTON RIVERS
IS ABOUT TO FIND OUT,
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SO STAYED TUNED TO THIS...
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TOTALLY TITILLATING TUBE.
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Booth: AND... CUE HORTON.
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MASS MURDER,
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DISMEMBERMENT,
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SUICIDE...
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IT ALL HAPPENED RIGHT HERE
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ON THIS QUIET STREET
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IN THE HEART OF LOS ANGELES.
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WITHIN THE WALLS OF
THE ONCE STATELY...
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MANOR RIGHT BEHIND ME,
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ADA RITTER,
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AGING MATRIARCH OF THE
RITTER HOME BOARDING HOUSE,
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ROUTINELY MURDERED
HER ELDERLY GUESTS
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FOR THEIR SOCIAL
SECURITY CHECKS.
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THE BODIES WERE DISMEMBERED
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AND BURIED IN THE BASEMENT.
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12 VICTIMS IN ALL.
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POLICE SPECULATE THERE
MAY HAVE BEEN MORE.
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ONLY ADA RITTER,
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WHOSE SUICIDE PROMPTED
THE INVESTIGATION,
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KNEW FOR SURE.
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CAMERA 3.
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NOW, 5 YEARS LATER,
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THE HORROR CONTINUES...
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RUMORS OF GHOSTS,
VOICES IN THE NIGHT,
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WEIRD LIGHTS AND SOUND.
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NONSENSE?
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OR IS THIS MODERN-DAY
CHAMBER OF HORRORS
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TRULY HAUNTED?
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TONIGHT...
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WE'LL FIND OUT,
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BECAUSE I'M GOING
INSIDE THE RITTER HOUSE.
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AH...
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BUT YOU'LL BE WITH ME
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ON THIS SPECIAL HAUNTING EDITION
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OF HORTON RIVERS LIVE!
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DON'T LEAVE ME.
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BERNIE BOY, THE SCISSORS.
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Booth: AND...
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ROLL COMMERCIAL.
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Woman: STAND BY, TAPE 2.
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TAPE 2.
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TWO MINUTES TO START TIME.
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Man, on monitor: TWO
MINUTES, EVERYONE!
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DON'T YOU THINK
IT'S A LITTLE STUPID
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HAVING A POLICE LINE STILL UP
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5 YEARS AFTER THE
CASE WAS CLOSED?
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I TRIED TO TELL HIM.
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Horton: SAM!
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SAM, GET YOUR TAIL
FEATHERS OUT HERE!
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HIS MAJESTY BECKONS.
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SAMMY BABY!
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Booth: YOU PUTZ.
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WHERE THE HELL IS SHE?
COME ON. GET THIS SIDE.
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SAM!
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JUST A SEC. SAM...
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WHO IS THAT CLOWN?
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THAT IS ROLAND WORKSHAFTER,
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THE PSYCHIC YOU REQUESTED.
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HE LOOKS MORE LIKE A MORTICIAN
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THAN A PSYCHIC.
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OK. FORGET THAT.
NEXT WEEK'S SHOWS.
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OK. YOU GOT A CHOICE NEXT WEEK.
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YOU GOT THE SATANISTS,
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YOU GOT THE
IMPOTENT TRANSVESTITE,
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SOLDIERS OF FORTUNE,
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A NEO-NAZI BLACK GROUP,
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AND THE CULTURE SHOW FOR
THURSDAY IS BREAST IMPLANTS.
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BINGO. YOU GOT ANY STRIPPERS?
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YES, WE GOT A COMBO ON THAT ONE.
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DO YOU WANT THE STRIPPERS
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WHO WERE IN THE SAME
CONVENT TOGETHER
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OR THE ONES WHO USE ANIMALS?
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HMM. I'LL TAKE THE NUNS.
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GOOD CHOICE.
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THEY'RE AS CLOSE TO
HEAVEN AS YOU'LL EVER GET.
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HOW ABOUT THAT COUPLE
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THAT WAS TAKING PICTURES
IN PARIS OF JIM MORRISON?
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YEAH, THEY SAID THEY GOT A BUNCH
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OF HIM HAVING LUNCH
WITH MARILYN MONROE.
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OK. ALL RIGHT. I LIKE IT.
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YOU THINK PEOPLE ARE
GOING TO BELIEVE THAT?
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YEAH.
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THEY'LL BELIEVE
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WHAT I TELL THEM TO BELIEVE.
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I GOT A GREAT
IDEA. LISTEN TO ME.
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1960's ROCK MUSIC,
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I GET THE OUTFIT.
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THE MORRISON JACKET,
THE TIGHT LEATHER PANTS,
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STUFF THE SOCK DOWN IN FRONT.
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NICE TOUCH.
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I DON'T REALLY NEED
IT, SAM, ALL RIGHT?
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AND I SING ONE OF
HIS SONGS, LIKE, UH...
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♪ HELLO, HELLO ♪
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♪ I'M LIVIN' IN FRANCE ♪
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♪ I GOTTA, I'VE GOTTA ♪
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♪ GET OUT OF THESE PANTS ♪
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HUH? YOU LIKE THAT, HUH?
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I THINK YOU'LL BE
THE FIRST TV HOST
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SUED BY A DEAD GUY.
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Booth: 10 SECONDS, HORTON!
GET YOUR EAR PIECE IN.
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LET ME TELL YOU SOMETHING, PAL.
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YOU'RE NOT TOUGH ENOUGH.
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YOU'RE TOO CONSCIENTIOUS.
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YOU GOT TO HAVE THAT
KILLER INSTINCT, ALL RIGHT?
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AND REMEMBER SOMETHING.
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JUST BECAUSE YOU'RE
SLEEPING WITH ME
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DOESN'T GIVE YOU A
FREE RIDE IN THIS TOWN.
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Booth: POSITIONS, PLEASE!
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Woman: QUIET!
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LET'S HOLD THE WORK! HOLD IT!
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STAND BY!
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QUIET ON THE SET.
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READY ON THE 2-SHOT.
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Woman: STAND BY, CAMERA 3.
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HOLD THE 2-SHOT.
OPEN HORTON'S MIKE.
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YOU EXTRAORDINARILY PUTRID WASTE
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OF HUMAN TISSUE.
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CAMERA 3.
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WITH ME TONIGHT IS
DR. ROLAND WORKSHAFTER,
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ONE OF THE WORLD'S
MOST RENOWNED PSYCHICS.
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DOCTOR, I WANT TO
SAY, FIRST OF ALL,
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THAT I AM A GREAT ADMIRER
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OF YOUR WONDERFUL WORK.
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TELL ME, SIR, IS THE
RITTER HOUSE HAUNTED?
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IT'S A PIT OF SEETHING EVIL.
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WOULD YOU ENTER IT WITH US?
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YOU COULDN'T PAY
ME TO GO IN THERE,
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NOR DO I RECOMMEND
YOU GO EITHER.
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THERE YOU HAVE IT,
LADIES AND GENTLEMEN.
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ANOTHER EXPERT OPINION
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AND AN OPINION WE'RE
GOING TO HAVE TO DEFY
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IN ORDER TO BRING
THE STORY HOME TO YOU.
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THANK YOU, DOCTOR.
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GIVE ME A BREAK.
READY ON CAMERA 2.
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STAND BY, 2.
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CAMERA 2.
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VIEWERS FAMILIAR WITH
MY OTHER INVESTIGATIONS
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WILL UNDOUBTEDLY
RECOGNIZE MY CAMERAMAN,
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TRIP HENDERSON.
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TRIP.
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OK, GUYS.
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LET'S GET INSIDE THIS JOINT.
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FIVE YEARS AGO,
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THIS PLACE WAS SEALED TIGHT.
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WHAT SECRETS LAY INSIDE?
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COME ON. COME ON.
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WHAT STARTLING DISCOVERIES...
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AWAIT US?
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GO, GOD DAMN IT! GET INSIDE!
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FOLLOW ME...
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IF YOU DARE.
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YOU FUCKIN' DICKHEAD.
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HOLY SHIT!
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I FEEL LIKE I'M IN FUCKIN'
LOST IN SPACE, MAN.
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Booth: STAND BY, HORTON.
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GO.
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LADIES AND GENTLEMEN,
THIS IS AMAZING.
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I MEAN, WHAT YOU'RE
SEEING RIGHT NOW
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IS EXACTLY WHAT
HOMICIDE DETECTIVES
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SAW 5 YEARS AGO.
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IT'S LIKE STEPPING INTO A VOID.
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IT'S LIKE STEPPING
INTO THE PAST.
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MOVING ON FROM THE
FOYER TO A BACK HALL
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IN THIS OLD HOUSE,
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PAST A STAIRCASE
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TO A DOOR THAT I BELIEVE...
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LEADS TO THE KITCHEN.
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HERE, ADA RITTER PREPARED
HOME-COOKED MEALS
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FOR HER BOARDERS.
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OF COURSE,
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LITTLE DID THEY KNOW THAT
THOSE MEALS WOULD, UH...
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PERHAPS BE THEIR LAST MEALS.
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BUT LOOK AT THE COUNTER.
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CANNED GOODS,
FOODSTUFF, DISHES, PLATES.
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HA HA!
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KIDNEY BEANS.
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IT'S AS THOUGH ADA
RITTER NEVER LEFT.
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BEAUTIFUL.
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BEAUTIFUL.
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HA HA HA HA.
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WOW.
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AT LEAST WE KNOW
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THERE ARE STILL SOME
INHABITANTS IN THIS HOUSE.
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IT'S HIS FUCKIN' FAMILY.
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HA HA HA HA.
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NOW LET'S HEAD FOR THE PARLOR.
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I HOPE THOSE DAMN RATS
WE FOUND IN THE KITCHEN
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ARE THE ONLY THING WE
FIND ALIVE IN THIS HOUSE.
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AH, YES.
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THE GAME ROOM.
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IT WAS IN THIS ROOM,
ACCORDING TO POLICE,
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THAT ADA RITTER PLAYED
HER CLEVER GAMES
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AND ENTERTAINED HER GUESTS.
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AND...
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QUITE OFTEN, AS
A MATTER OF FACT,
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WOULD ENTERTAIN
THEM ON THE PIANO.
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WHAT'S THAT?
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WHAT'S A HAUNTED HOUSE
WITHOUT A COUPLE OF SHEETS?
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NOW...
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INTO THE BASEMENT.
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IT WAS DOWN THERE
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IN A DANK,
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CLAUSTROPHOBIC HELL
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THAT POLICE DISCOVERED
THE GRISLY TRUTH
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ABOUT ADA RITTER.
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DOWN HERE, THE
SMILING MATRON OF DEATH
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CHOPPED UP THE
CORPSES, ALL RIGHT?
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AND THEN STACKED
THEIR BODY PARTS
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NEATLY BEHIND THE WALL.
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12 INNOCENT MEN.
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12 MEN...
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WHOSE... WHOSE LIVES JUST
SLIPPED THROUGH HER FINGERS
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LIKE GRAINS OF SAND.
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12 TRANSIENTS...
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WHOSE FINAL RESTING PLACE
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WAS THIS BLACK PIT.
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TRIP.
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WHAT WENT THROUGH THE MIND
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OF ADA RITTER?
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WHAT PERVERSE LOGIC
COULD CONVINCE HER
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THAT HER CRIMES WERE JUSTIFIED?
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WAS IT GREED? WAS IT LUST?
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Booth: 10 SECONDS TO COMMERCIAL.
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PERHAPS AN INSATIABLE APPETITE
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FOR BLOOD LETTING.
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BUT AS WE SEARCH FOR CLUES,
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WHICH WE'LL DO
WHEN WE COME BACK,
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WE'LL FIND OUT.
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Booth: OUT. ROLL COMMERCIAL.
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TAKE 3.
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SHH. CINDY'S SLEEPING...
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ALL RIGHT. GOT THAT, GANG?
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IS THAT A KILLER?
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YEAH, YEAH, WE GOT IT, HORTON.
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NOW, GET YOUR ASS UPSTAIRS.
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YOU GOT 2 MINUTES.
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FUCK! COME ON.
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WELL, I GUESS YOU
BETTER REMEMBER
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00:11:24,851 --> 00:11:26,595
WHO TOLD YOU FIRST, HUH, SAM?
250
00:11:26,619 --> 00:11:27,899
WHAT DID I TELL YOU?
251
00:11:27,954 --> 00:11:28,981
IT'S A GREAT SHOW.
252
00:11:29,005 --> 00:11:31,125
HEY, DID THE NETWORK CALL YET?
253
00:11:31,174 --> 00:11:32,640
YEAH, HORTON. THE
NETWORK CALLED.
254
00:11:32,709 --> 00:11:33,986
THEY WANT YOU TO
PICK UP THE PACE.
255
00:11:34,010 --> 00:11:34,943
WHAT?
256
00:11:35,011 --> 00:11:36,177
HEY, THE SHOW'S DRAGGING.
257
00:11:36,245 --> 00:11:38,880
THEY'RE AFRAID IT'LL BE
ANOTHER AL CAPONE'S VAULT.
258
00:11:38,949 --> 00:11:41,226
WHAT THE FUCK DO
THEY WANT ME TO DO?
259
00:11:41,250 --> 00:11:42,250
HORTON...
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00:11:42,285 --> 00:11:43,234
LISTEN, I'M A GUY
261
00:11:43,302 --> 00:11:44,235
WHO KNOWS A GOOD
STORY, ALL RIGHT?
262
00:11:44,303 --> 00:11:45,815
I'M THE GUY WHO
WENT TO EL SALVADOR.
263
00:11:45,839 --> 00:11:47,416
I'M THE GUY WHO
WENT TO AFGHANISTAN.
264
00:11:47,440 --> 00:11:48,784
THEY'RE THE GUYS WHO SAT HOME
265
00:11:48,808 --> 00:11:50,953
ON THEIR FAT ASSES AND ATE
QUICHE WHILE I WAS OVER THERE.
266
00:11:50,977 --> 00:11:52,126
HORTON.
267
00:11:52,195 --> 00:11:53,777
OK.
268
00:11:53,846 --> 00:11:55,491
I'M TELLING YOU,
THIS IS A GREAT SHOW.
269
00:11:55,515 --> 00:11:57,727
THE RATINGS ARE GOING
TO GO THROUGH THE ROOF.
270
00:11:57,751 --> 00:11:59,667
THE RATINGS ARE GONNA BE
OUT THE GODDAMN WINDOW
271
00:11:59,735 --> 00:12:01,197
IF YOU DON'T DO
SOMETHING TO SPICE IT UP.
272
00:12:01,221 --> 00:12:05,539
WHAT AM I SUPPOSED
TO SPICE IT UP WITH?
273
00:12:09,328 --> 00:12:10,328
YOU HEAR THAT?
274
00:12:13,016 --> 00:12:14,693
Man, faintly: HELP ME.
275
00:12:14,717 --> 00:12:15,650
COME ON, TRIP.
276
00:12:15,718 --> 00:12:17,685
SOMETHING'S GOING
ON IN THIS HOUSE.
277
00:12:17,754 --> 00:12:21,194
Sam: HORTON, WHAT
ARE YOU TALKING ABOUT?
278
00:12:37,590 --> 00:12:38,522
LET'S ROCK.
279
00:12:38,591 --> 00:12:40,274
HOW SOON BEFORE WE'RE BACK?
280
00:12:40,343 --> 00:12:42,054
Booth: LESS THAN
A MINUTE, HORTON.
281
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DAMN IT. HUSTLE IT UP.
282
00:12:57,677 --> 00:12:58,793
OH, GREAT.
283
00:12:58,862 --> 00:13:00,445
WHAT IS THAT?
284
00:13:00,513 --> 00:13:01,446
I DON'T KNOW.
285
00:13:01,514 --> 00:13:04,899
SOME KIND OF INTERFERENCE.
286
00:13:04,967 --> 00:13:06,145
TRIP, YOU WANT TO
CHECK YOUR CONNECTIONS?
287
00:13:06,169 --> 00:13:07,613
WE GOT A LOT OF SNOW
AND STATIC IN HERE.
288
00:13:07,637 --> 00:13:08,717
ROGER, KINGPIN.
289
00:13:11,290 --> 00:13:13,050
Booth: WE GOT ABOUT
20 SECONDS, TRIP.
290
00:13:16,078 --> 00:13:17,590
CHRIST, WE'VE LOST PICTURE.
291
00:13:17,614 --> 00:13:19,191
GIVE ME A CHECK RIGHT AWAY.
292
00:13:19,215 --> 00:13:20,593
LET'S JUST ROLL
ANOTHER COMMERCIAL
293
00:13:20,617 --> 00:13:21,549
TILL WE FIND THE PROBLEM.
294
00:13:21,618 --> 00:13:22,628
CAN'T YOU FUCKIN' PEOPLE
295
00:13:22,652 --> 00:13:24,262
GET THE FUCKIN' BUGS
OUT OF THIS EQUIPMENT?
296
00:13:24,286 --> 00:13:26,453
WE'LL TRY, HORTON. WE'LL TRY,
297
00:13:26,523 --> 00:13:28,066
AS SOON AS YOU GET
RID OF THE FUCKING BUG
298
00:13:28,090 --> 00:13:30,090
UP YOUR FUCKING ASS.
299
00:13:35,065 --> 00:13:37,181
HORTON, DO YOU
HEAR DRIPPING WATER?
300
00:13:39,919 --> 00:13:40,852
YEAH. SO WHAT?
301
00:13:40,920 --> 00:13:42,197
THE UTILITIES HAVE
BEEN OFF FOR YEARS.
302
00:13:42,221 --> 00:13:45,139
THAT PLACE SHOULD BE BONE DRY.
303
00:13:45,208 --> 00:13:47,708
SAM, WHAT DO YOU WANT
ME TO DO? READ THE METERS?
304
00:13:47,777 --> 00:13:49,877
JUST CHECK IT OUT IF YOU CAN.
305
00:14:13,203 --> 00:14:15,203
TRIP! COME HERE!
306
00:14:15,271 --> 00:14:16,204
Booth: HORTON, WHAT'S HAPPENING?
307
00:14:16,272 --> 00:14:17,272
COME HERE.
308
00:14:20,960 --> 00:14:21,875
Booth: WHAT IS IT, HORTON?
309
00:14:21,944 --> 00:14:23,722
WHAT THE HELL IS GOING ON?
310
00:14:23,746 --> 00:14:24,856
THERE WAS A MAN IN THAT BATHTUB
311
00:14:24,880 --> 00:14:27,315
AND HIS THROAT WAS SLASHED.
312
00:14:27,383 --> 00:14:28,527
TRIP, DID YOU SEE ANY THAT?
313
00:14:28,551 --> 00:14:32,003
UH, NO, MAN, I DIDN'T.
314
00:14:32,072 --> 00:14:33,204
ARE YOU CRAZY?
315
00:14:33,273 --> 00:14:35,073
HE WAS IN THAT
BATHTUB, AND I SAW HIM!
316
00:14:35,141 --> 00:14:37,808
I WAS LOOKING AT
THE CAMERA, MAN.
317
00:14:48,705 --> 00:14:49,753
ARE YOU GUYS GETTING THIS?
318
00:14:51,374 --> 00:14:52,540
WE GOT PICTURE!
319
00:14:52,609 --> 00:14:53,769
GET OUT OF THAT
COMMERCIAL RIGHT NOW!
320
00:14:53,793 --> 00:14:54,726
YOU'RE ON, HORTON.
321
00:14:54,794 --> 00:14:55,971
YOU'RE ON LIVE. GET OUT THERE.
322
00:14:55,995 --> 00:14:56,995
GO!
323
00:15:28,827 --> 00:15:30,911
Sam: HORTON. HORTON,
GET ON CAMERA.
324
00:15:30,980 --> 00:15:33,163
DO A STAND-UP... NOW.
325
00:15:37,320 --> 00:15:39,564
LADIES AND GENTLEMEN,
WHAT WE'VE BEEN EXPERIENCING
326
00:15:39,588 --> 00:15:41,233
AND WHAT YOU'VE BEEN WITNESSING
327
00:15:41,257 --> 00:15:43,907
IS THE FIRST CASE OF
PSYCHIC PHENOMENA
328
00:15:43,976 --> 00:15:46,143
EVER VIEWED ON LIVE TELEVISION.
329
00:15:46,212 --> 00:15:47,128
BOOTH, WOULD YOU PATCH ME IN
330
00:15:47,197 --> 00:15:48,637
WITH DR. WORKSHAFTER, PLEASE?
331
00:15:48,681 --> 00:15:50,142
GET ME CAMERA 2 ON
WORKSHAFTER RIGHT NOW.
332
00:15:50,166 --> 00:15:51,532
COME ON. GET ME AN IMAGE.
333
00:15:53,235 --> 00:15:54,479
Horton: DR. WORKSHAFTER...
334
00:15:54,503 --> 00:15:57,788
JUST WHAT IS IT, SIR, THAT
WE'VE BEEN EXPERIENCING?
335
00:15:57,856 --> 00:15:59,318
Workshafter: TWO
FORMS OF PHENOMENA...
336
00:15:59,342 --> 00:16:02,710
A PSYCHIC IMPRESSION AND
SOME POLTERGEIST ACTIVITY,
337
00:16:02,778 --> 00:16:05,997
BOTH RATHER COMMON IN
THE WORLD OF PSI-PHENOMENA.
338
00:16:06,065 --> 00:16:07,926
WHAT IS HAPPENING IS NOT UNUSUAL
339
00:16:07,950 --> 00:16:10,790
FOR A SITE WHERE A VIOLENT
EVENT HAS TAKEN PLACE.
340
00:16:10,837 --> 00:16:14,472
FREQUENTLY WHAT HAPPENS
IS THAT AN IMPRESSION
341
00:16:14,540 --> 00:16:16,824
HAS BEEN RECORDED BY THE WALLS
342
00:16:16,893 --> 00:16:18,692
AND TRAPPED INSIDE,
343
00:16:18,761 --> 00:16:20,995
AND PLAYS OVER AND OVER AGAIN.
344
00:16:21,063 --> 00:16:23,030
KIND OF LIKE AN INSTANT REPLAY?
345
00:16:23,099 --> 00:16:27,668
YES, WHEREAS POLTERGEIST
ACTIVITY IS THE ACTIONS
346
00:16:27,736 --> 00:16:31,638
OF A MISCHIEVOUS OR MALEVOLENT
347
00:16:31,707 --> 00:16:33,825
EARTHBOUND SPIRIT.
348
00:16:33,893 --> 00:16:35,743
ARE WE IN ANY DANGER?
349
00:16:35,811 --> 00:16:39,830
YOU WERE IN DANGER THE MOMENT
YOU CRAWLED THROUGH THE THRESHOLD.
350
00:16:41,617 --> 00:16:42,928
Voice: HELP ME...
351
00:16:42,952 --> 00:16:47,321
TRIP! TRIP! TRIP!
352
00:16:50,776 --> 00:16:52,526
TRIP!
353
00:16:52,595 --> 00:16:54,712
BOOTH, SOMEBODY
IS IN THIS HOUSE.
354
00:16:54,781 --> 00:16:55,924
SOMEBODY IS IN THIS HOUSE.
355
00:16:57,183 --> 00:16:58,844
PLEASE NOTIFY THE AUTHORITIES.
356
00:16:58,868 --> 00:16:59,801
FOLKS, I'M NOT
KIDDING YOU, ALL RIGHT?
357
00:16:59,869 --> 00:17:01,247
WHILE WE WERE IN COMMERCIAL,
358
00:17:01,271 --> 00:17:03,315
THERE ARE ALL KINDS OF
THINGS GOING ON IN THIS HOUSE.
359
00:17:03,339 --> 00:17:04,271
I AM NOT OUT OF MY...
360
00:17:04,340 --> 00:17:06,323
OK. YES.
361
00:17:06,392 --> 00:17:08,008
IT'S THE NETWORK. THEY LOVE IT.
362
00:17:08,078 --> 00:17:09,598
WHATEVER WE'RE
DOING, KEEP ON DOING IT.
363
00:17:09,645 --> 00:17:11,929
THE PHONES ARE
RINGING OFF THE WALLS.
364
00:17:11,998 --> 00:17:15,010
LADIES AND GENTLEMEN, SOME
DISTURBING EVENTS HAVE BEEN TAKING PLACE.
365
00:17:15,034 --> 00:17:17,802
NOW, WHETHER THIS IS ALL A HOAX,
366
00:17:17,871 --> 00:17:22,039
OR SOME SUPERNATURAL
ACTIVITY IS GOING ON,
367
00:17:22,108 --> 00:17:24,228
I DON'T KNOW, BUT
WE'RE GOING TO FIND OUT.
368
00:17:39,141 --> 00:17:40,141
TRIP.
369
00:17:49,319 --> 00:17:50,851
Booth: OH, MY GOD. IT'S TRIP.
370
00:17:50,919 --> 00:17:52,503
HORTON?
371
00:17:52,572 --> 00:17:54,271
HORTON, WHO'S GOT THE CAMERA?
372
00:17:56,960 --> 00:17:59,226
OH, JESUS!
373
00:18:07,169 --> 00:18:08,302
AAH!
374
00:18:10,707 --> 00:18:12,807
HELP ME!
375
00:18:12,875 --> 00:18:14,002
GET THE SECURITY
TEAM TO STAND BY.
376
00:18:14,026 --> 00:18:15,171
Horton: I'VE GOTTA
GET OUT OF HERE!
377
00:18:15,195 --> 00:18:16,110
IT'S THE NETWORK
AGAIN. THEY'RE ECSTATIC.
378
00:18:16,178 --> 00:18:17,111
RATINGS ARE GOING
THROUGH THE ROOF.
379
00:18:17,179 --> 00:18:18,779
OH, GOD. HELP ME!
380
00:18:24,270 --> 00:18:25,435
HELP ME!
381
00:18:25,504 --> 00:18:28,038
GET ME OUT OF THIS HOUSE!
382
00:18:28,107 --> 00:18:29,317
WHAT DO YOU WANT TO DO?
383
00:18:29,341 --> 00:18:30,619
WE PULL IT NOW OR
WE KEEP HIM IN THERE?
384
00:18:30,643 --> 00:18:32,259
Horton: OH, GOD!
385
00:18:32,328 --> 00:18:33,944
IT'S YOUR CALL.
386
00:18:34,013 --> 00:18:36,714
HELP ME!
387
00:18:36,783 --> 00:18:38,215
KEEP HIM IN THERE.
388
00:18:38,284 --> 00:18:39,900
GOD HELP ME!
389
00:18:39,969 --> 00:18:43,604
GET ME OUT OF THIS HOUSE!
390
00:18:43,673 --> 00:18:45,005
HELP ME!
391
00:18:45,074 --> 00:18:46,290
HELP ME!
392
00:18:49,178 --> 00:18:50,110
OH!
393
00:18:50,179 --> 00:18:52,713
OH, OH, OH, OH.
394
00:18:56,052 --> 00:18:57,052
NO!
395
00:19:00,673 --> 00:19:01,589
NO! NO!
396
00:19:01,657 --> 00:19:04,291
DON'T LEAVE ME IN HERE!
397
00:19:04,360 --> 00:19:07,094
HORTON, CAN YOU HEAR ME?
398
00:19:07,163 --> 00:19:08,396
WE GOT TO KEEP YOU IN THERE.
399
00:19:08,464 --> 00:19:09,796
THE RATINGS ARE TOO HIGH.
400
00:19:09,865 --> 00:19:11,298
AAH!
401
00:19:15,888 --> 00:19:17,120
AAH!
402
00:19:17,189 --> 00:19:18,522
SOUNDS COLD, I KNOW,
403
00:19:18,591 --> 00:19:21,625
BUT YOU GOT TO HAVE
THAT KILLER INSTINCT, RIGHT?
404
00:19:21,694 --> 00:19:22,610
HANG IN THERE, BABE.
405
00:19:22,678 --> 00:19:23,711
AAH!
406
00:19:28,401 --> 00:19:29,911
Sam: WHATEVER YOU'RE
DOING, KEEP DOING IT.
407
00:19:29,935 --> 00:19:31,169
IT REALLY LOOKS REAL.
408
00:19:32,405 --> 00:19:34,070
AAH! AAH!
409
00:19:38,310 --> 00:19:39,677
AAH!
410
00:19:55,728 --> 00:19:58,212
Booth: HOLY SHIT.
411
00:20:14,998 --> 00:20:16,078
Horton: HEY, FOLKS,
412
00:20:16,115 --> 00:20:18,532
WHAT'S IT LIKE TO
HAVE SEX WITH SATAN?
413
00:20:18,601 --> 00:20:20,713
MEET 4 WOMEN AND ONE
MAN WHO SAY THEY HAVE
414
00:20:20,737 --> 00:20:24,672
ON THE NEXT EDITION
OF HORTON RIVERS LIVE.
415
00:20:33,649 --> 00:20:35,849
OH, THAT HORTON.
416
00:20:35,918 --> 00:20:38,685
HE'S A REAL SWINGER.
417
00:20:38,754 --> 00:20:42,356
HE HANGS OUT IN
ALL THE RIGHT PLACES.
418
00:20:42,425 --> 00:20:45,392
NO WONDER HE'S
SUCH A HIT ON LIVE...
419
00:20:45,461 --> 00:20:47,294
OR IS IT DEAD? TV!
420
00:20:52,368 --> 00:20:55,303
CAPTIONING MADE
POSSIBLE BY WARNER BROS.
421
00:20:55,371 --> 00:20:58,371
CAPTIONED BY THE NATIONAL
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