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SHH. AW, THERE, THERE.
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ISN'T HE JUST SO CUTE...
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THAT YOU WANT TO...
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WHOOPS! CRYPT
KEEPER HERE, KIDDIES.
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AND SPEAKING OF KIDDIES,
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TONIGHT'S SICKENING
SAGA SHOULD BE SUBTITLED
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A TALE FROM THE CRIB.
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YES, FEAR FANS,
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I'VE GOT A REAL NURSERY
CRIME FOR YOU THIS TIME.
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IT'S ALL ABOUT THE
HUMBLE BEGINNINGS
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OF MY FAVORITE HORROR HERO.
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SO CALL THE BABYSITTER
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AND BREAK OUT THE BARF BAGS
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AS I NARRATE A
NAUSEATING NOVELLA
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WITH A VERY SPECIAL
PLACE IN MY HEART.
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I AFFECTIONATELY CALL
THIS ONE LOWER BERTH.
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Man: GUESS YOUR WEIGHT!
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GUESS YOUR WEIGHT!
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LADIES AND GENTLEMEN,
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BOYS AND GIRLS,
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STEP RIGHT UP AND BE
PREPARED TO GASP, TO SWOON,
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TO FEAST YOUR DISBELIEVING EYES
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ON THE MOST ASTOUNDING
ARRAY OF FREAKS AND ODDITIES
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EVER GATHERED
TOGETHER UNDER ONE TENT!
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SEE THE PITEOUS PRODUCTS OF
GOD'S TWISTED SENSE OF HUMOR.
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VIEW WITH YOUR VERY EYES
THE ALARMING CONSEQUENCES
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OF NATURE'S MOST
HEINOUS MISCALCULATIONS.
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WITNESS, IF YOU DARE,
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THE RESULTS OF THE MOST
UNNATURAL INBREEDING.
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MAN OR MONSTER? HUMAN OR HORROR?
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YOU BE THE JUDGE AND JURY.
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SEE FANNY THE FAT LADY,
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OVER 45O POUNDS
OF BOVINE BEAUTY.
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PAY A VISIT TO THE LITTLES...
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A FAMILY SO SMALL,
THEY LIVE IN A SHOE BOX.
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WITNESS THE
STUPEFYING SKULL FACE,
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A LIVING HUMAN SKELETON.
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AND FINALLY, OUR
STAR ATTRACTION,
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THE AMAZING ENOCH!
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A DISPLAY SO BIZARRE,
YOU HAVE TO SEE IT
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WITH YOUR VERY SELFSAME
EYES TO BELIEVE IT.
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SO, LADIES AND
GENTLEMEN, BOYS AND GIRLS,
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STEP RIGHT UP. RIGHT THIS WAY.
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FOR ONE THIN DIME,
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A TENTH PART OF A DOLLAR,
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YOU MAY AVAIL YOURSELF
OF THIS FANTASTIC EXHIBIT!
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RIGHT THIS WAY, SIR!
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WATCH YOUR STEP.
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DON'T RUSH. THERE'LL BE
PLENTY OF ROOM FOR ALL!
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AND WE SHALL HAVE
REPEATED SHOWINGS
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UNTIL EVERY MAN,
WOMAN, AND CHILD
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CAN AVAIL THEMSELVES
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OF THIS INTERESTING
AND EDUCATIONAL EXHIBIT.
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STEP LIGHTLY, SIR.
THAT'S THE IDEA.
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FEELEY'S FANTASTIC
FAIRWAY OF FREAKS.
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SHOW TIME NOW BEGINNING!
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Man: ENOCH!
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ENOCH!
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WHAT DO YOU THINK
YOU'RE DOING? HUH?
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YOU'RE A NAUGHTY BOY!
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YOU HEAR ME? NAUGHTY!
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COME ON. GET UP.
COME ON! COME ON!
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INTRODUCING FANNY THE FAT LADY!
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COME ON.
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NOW, GET IN THERE.
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GO ON!
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STAY THERE, YOU HEAR?
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LADIES AND GENTLEMEN,
MEET THE LITTLES.
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Audience: OH!
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AW!
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HOW'D YOU GET OUT OF THERE?
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HUH? TELL ME.
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AND FINALLY, LADIES AND
GENTLEMEN, THE STAR ATTRACTION
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AT FEELEY'S FANTASTIC
FAIRWAY OF FREAKS...
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THE MOST ALARMING
AND UNUSUAL ODDITY
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EVER TO BE PUT ON DISPLAY
ANYWHERE, ANYTIME, ANYPLACE.
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Man: NOW, NO MORE!
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LADIES AND GENTLEMEN,
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BOYS AND GIRLS,
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LOOK UPON ENOCH...
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THE 2-FACED MAN!
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Woman: I CAN'T SEE!
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Audience: OH!
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Feeley: HOW MANY TIMES, SICKLES?
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HOW MANY TIMES DO
I HAVE TO TELL YOU
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TO GET HIM IN HIS CAGE
BEFORE SHOW TIME?
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YES, SIR, MR. FEELEY.
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I DON'T KNOW HOW HE GETS OUT.
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IT WON'T HAPPEN AGAIN.
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OF THAT YOU MAY
BE SURE, MR. SICKLES.
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BECAUSE THE NEXT
TIME IT DOES HAPPEN,
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THEN I SHALL BE HAPPY
TO DISCUSS WITH YOU
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THE RETIREMENT OF YOUR
MOST AMAZING ENOCH.
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NOW, WAIT A MINUTE, MR. FEELEY.
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WITHOUT ME AND ENOCH,
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YOU'RE NO DIFFERENT THAN
ANY OTHER 2-BIT SIDESHOW.
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HE'S THE ONLY THING
YOU GOT THAT'S DIFFERENT.
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ENOCH IS SPECIAL.
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ENOCH IS DYING.
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DID YOU REALLY THINK YOU
COULD BRIBE THE COMPANY DOCTOR
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TO KEEP IT FROM ME?
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WELL, APPARENTLY YOUR FREAK
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ISN'T THE ONLY ONE
WITH 2 FACES, IS HE?
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NO, SICKLES, YOUR MEAL
TICKET'S GODFORSAKEN LIFE
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IS WINDING TOWARD
A MERCIFUL END,
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SO PLEASE DON'T TELL
ME HOW MUCH I NEED YOU!
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WE'LL PLAY IT OUT
AS LONG AS IT TAKES...
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A MONTH, A WEEK,
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BUT AS LONG AS YOU OWN HIM,
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THEN I OWN YOU,
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AND WE DO THINGS MY WAY!
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UNDERSTAND, MR. SICKLES?
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Sickles: YOU'VE BEEN A
VERY NAUGHTY BOY, ENOCH.
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YOU HEAR ME?
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NAUGHTY BOY!
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NAUGHTY!
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NAUGHTY!
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ENOCH'S SPECIAL.
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I SEE YOU PREFER A LOWER BERTH.
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WHO ARE YOU? HOW'D
YOU GET IN HERE?
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THE DOOR, MR. SICKLES.
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CALL ME UNCONVENTIONAL.
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HOW ABOUT I CALL A POLICEMAN?
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OH, I DON'T THINK
YOU WANT TO DO THAT.
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OH, NO? WHY NOT?
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BECAUSE, MR. SICKLES,
I'M YOUR SALVATION.
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THAT'S WHY.
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DR. ZACHARY KLING,
AT YOUR SERVICE.
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PLEASE. PLEASE.
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DON'T LET ME
INTERRUPT YOUR SUPPER.
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"AT YOUR SERVICE," YOU SAY.
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WHAT KIND OF
SERVICE MAY THAT BE?
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WELL, LET'S NOT
BE COY, MR. SICKLES.
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I OVERHEARD YOUR, SHALL WE SAY,
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ALTERCATION WITH THE OWNER.
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IT SEEMS YOUR DAYS
HERE MAY BE NUMBERED.
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DO CORRECT ME IF I'M WRONG.
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WELL, WHAT OF IT?
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WELL, IT JUST SO HAPPENS,
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I HAVE RECENTLY
MADE AN ACQUISITION...
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AN ACQUISITION FROM WHICH
WE BOTH MIGHT BENEFIT,
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IF YOU TAKE MY MEANING.
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WHAT KIND OF AN ACQUISITION?
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HA HA HA!
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ARE YOU A CARD
PLAYER, MR. SICKLES?
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NOW AND AGAIN.
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MYSELF, I MUST
CONFESS TO A CERTAIN,
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SHALL WE SAY, ZEALOUSY
FOR GAMES OF CHANCE.
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Dr. Kling: I WAS PLAYING A
GENTLEMEN IN ST. LOUIS RECENTLY...
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AS IT HAPPENS, A GENTLEMEN
OF DISTINCTION ON 2 COUNTS...
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ONE, HE WAS AN
ARCHEOLOGIST BY TRADE.
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AND SECONDLY, HE COULDN'T
PLAY POKER FOR SHIT.
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WHEN IT BECAME CLEAR
THAT THIS GENTLEMEN
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WAS GOING TO OWE ME
QUITE A LARGE SUM OF MONEY,
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NOT STRICTLY IN HIS POSSESSION,
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IT BECAME EMINENTLY CLEAR
THAT SOMETHING OF EQUAL WORTH
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WOULD HAVE TO BE
BARTERED AS COLLATERAL.
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HER NAME IS
MIRANA, MR. SICKLES...
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THOUGH I PREFER
MYRNA, DON'T YOU?
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AN EGYPTIAN SLAVE GIRL,
IT WAS EXPLAINED TO ME,
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BURIED ALIVE AT 16
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FOR REPELLING THE
PHARAOH'S ADVANCES.
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RATHER A HIGH PRICE
FOR PLAYING HARD TO GET,
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WOULDN'T YOU SAY?
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NEVER ABLE TO LOVE.
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NEVER ABLE TO BEAR CHILDREN.
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NEVER ABLE TO
HAVE A NORMAL LIFE.
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IT'S SAD, REALLY.
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SHE'S YOURS FOR A 60-40 SPLIT.
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DO WE HAVE A DEAL OR NOT?
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WHAT'S THE CATCH?
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I'M AFRAID I DON'T FOLLOW YOU.
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THIS IS A BUSINESS OF
PLAYING PEOPLE FOR SUCKERS.
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DON'T PLAY ME FOR ONE.
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WHAT DO YOU NEED ME FOR?
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WHY DON'T YOU GO
STRAIGHT TO FEELEY?
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MR. SICKLES, AS I SAID,
I'M A GAMBLING MAN.
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I PLAY TO WIN, AND WINNERS
TEND TO MAKE ENEMIES,
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IF YOU TAKE MY MEANING.
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IN ALL CANDOR, I NEED TO KEEP
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A LOW PROFILE FOR A WHILE.
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THE LESS OFFICIAL MY CONNECTION
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WITH THE SIDESHOW, THE BETTER.
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WHAT ABOUT THE JEWELS?
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OH, COMPLETELY
WORTHLESS, MR. SICKLES.
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A MERE PROP.
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LOOK.
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CONSIDER YOURSELF
MY AGENT, IF YOU LIKE.
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I THINK A 40% COMMISSION
IS MORE THAN EQUITABLE.
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I MEAN, AFTER ALL,
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CONSIDERING YOUR
PRESENT SITUATION.
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HA HA! GOOD.
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LET'S DRINK TO IT, SHALL WE?
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DON'T MIND IF I DO.
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STEP RIGHT UP,
LADIES AND GENTLEMEN,
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BOYS AND GIRLS,
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AND AVAIL YOURSELF OF
THIS INTERESTING EXHIBIT!
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THAT'S THE IDEA.
HURRY ALONG, LADS.
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HERE WE ARE, SIR.
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THAT'S THE IDEA. MM-HMM.
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MYRNA THE MUMMY!
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OOH! OH!
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AND, WE WILL HAVE
FURTHER SHOWINGS
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TO ACCOMMODATE YOU ALL.
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YES. STEP RIGHT IN, SIR.
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THAT'S THE IDEA.
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FEELEY'S FANTASTIC
FAIRWAY OF FREAKS.
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SHOW TIME NOW BEGINNING!
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Audience: OH!
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Feeley: HERE'S...
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Woman: OH!
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HERE'S MYRNA.
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MYRNA!
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Woman: COME ON! HURRY!
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Man: I'M GOING AS FAST AS I CAN.
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STAND CLEAR OF THE FIRE EATER.
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Woman: OH!
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HEY!
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AYAH.
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WHEE!
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AHH.
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HA HA.
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HA HA!
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ELIZABETH!
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COME HERE.
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COME HERE!
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HERE.
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ELIZABETH, GET OVER HERE NOW!
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JUST WHAT DO YOU THINK
YOU'RE DOING, YOUNG LADY?
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NOW, YOU STAY AWAY
FROM THAT THING.
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ENOCH, YOU NAUGHTY BOY.
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NAUGHTY!
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WHAT'S THAT YOU GOT THERE?
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GIVE IT TO ME.
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I SAID GIVE IT TO ME!
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GIVE IT...
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WELL, I'LL BE BLOWN TO HELL.
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YOU'RE CARRYING A TORCH
FOR THAT OLD BAG OF BONES,
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AREN'T YOU?
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YOU SICK, PATHETIC...
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IT'S A FAMILY YOU WANT,
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IS IT, HMM?
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IS THAT IT?
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A NORMAL LIFE.
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HA HA HA!
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A NORMAL LIFE!
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HA HA HA!
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A FAMILY!
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HA HA HA!
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HA HA HA...
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"PRICELESS EGYPTIAN
MUMMY STOLEN."
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LOOK AT THAT! LOOK AT
THAT! AIN'T THAT A SHOW?
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HEY, I WANNA TALK TO YOU.
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ONE SHOULD NEVER
ARGUE WITH LADY LUCK,
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NOW, SHOULD ONE?
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WE NEED TO TALK, DOCTOR.
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JUST A FEW MORE
HANDS, MR. SICKLES.
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NOW!
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UH...
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DEAL ME OUT, GENTLEMEN.
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HERE.
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GO IN THERE.
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HUH.
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UH.
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START EXPLAINING, DOCTOR.
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OF COURSE YOU'RE UPSET,
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YOU HAVE EVERY
RIGHT TO BE UPSET.
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YOU DIDN'T WIN THAT
MUMMY IN ANY CARD GAME.
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YOU STOLE IT OFF A
BOAT IN NEW ORLEANS.
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WHAT FOR? THE NECKLACE?
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WELL, I HARDLY HAVE MUCH USE
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FOR A 4,000-YEAR-OLD DEAD WOMAN,
273
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NOW, DO I?
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00:16:16,559 --> 00:16:18,253
WHY DIDN'T YOU JUST
TAKE THE DAMN THING?
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00:16:18,277 --> 00:16:22,947
AHH. NOW, LOOK, YOU
DON'T UNDERSTAND.
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THERE'S A CURSE.
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YOU MUST BE KIDDING.
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NO, IT'S TRUE.
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WHOEVER ATTEMPTS
TO TAKE THAT NECKLACE
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WILL BE RENDERED...
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RENDERED WHAT?
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YOU KNOW... UNABLE TO PROCREATE,
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00:16:39,932 --> 00:16:41,749
IF YOU TAKE MY MEANING.
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HA HA HA!
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YOU MEAN, WHOEVER
TAKES THE FAMILY JEWELS...
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LOSES THEIRS.
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YES.
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THANKS. I'LL TAKE MY CHANCES.
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NO, MR. SICKLES!
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YOU'RE NOT LISTENING TO ME.
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I HIRED A MAN TO TAKE
THAT NECKLACE OFF.
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THAT NIGHT I FOUND
HIM... HE WAS CASTRATED.
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WELL, TOO BAD
YOUR FATHER WASN'T,
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IF YOU TAKE MY MEANING.
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MR. SICKLES!
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OH!
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OHH.
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GOOD GOD, SICKLES.
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Feeley: CENTER
UP, BOYS. COME ON.
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20 MINUTES TO
SHOWTIME. LET'S GO.
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AH.
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ENOCH, MY BOY.
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SEEMS LIKE YOU'VE GOTTEN
OUT OF YOUR CAGE AGAIN,
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DOESN'T IT?
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AND YOU'VE BEEN A VERY
NAUGHTY BOY, HAVEN'T YOU?
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YES.
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POOR DR. KLING.
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AH.
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AH, MYRNA, MY SWEET.
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YOU TWO MAKE A
VERY LOVELY COUPLE.
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DID I TELL YOU THAT?
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AH, NOW GIVE ME THIS.
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UHH. UHH.
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COME ON, HONEY.
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LET ME HAVE HER, DEAR.
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YEAH.
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AHH. COME ON.
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LET GO.
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COME ON. YOU DO PLAY
HARD TO GET, DON'T YOU?
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AHH.
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00:19:34,073 --> 00:19:35,539
NAUGHTY...
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BOY!
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AAH!
324
00:19:46,986 --> 00:19:49,152
AND NOW, LADIES AND GENTLEMEN,
325
00:19:49,221 --> 00:19:52,255
FEELEY'S FANTASTIC
FAIRWAY OF FREAKS
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IS PROUD TO PRESENT
327
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A MOST UNUSUAL AND
ALARMING ODDITY...
328
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THE AMAZING ENOCH,
329
00:19:59,181 --> 00:20:01,615
THE 2-FACED MAN.
330
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Woman: IT'S EMPTY.
331
00:20:08,624 --> 00:20:09,768
Man: HE ESCAPED. HE'S GONE.
332
00:20:09,792 --> 00:20:11,925
HE CHEATED US.
333
00:20:11,995 --> 00:20:12,995
THERE'S NOTHIN' THERE.
334
00:20:14,864 --> 00:20:16,024
IT'S A FRAUD!
335
00:20:19,635 --> 00:20:22,870
EH, RATHER, LET ME
DIRECT YOUR ATTENTION
336
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TO OUR STAR ATTRACTION.
337
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FROM FAR OFF EGYPT SHE COMES...
338
00:20:28,094 --> 00:20:30,227
UH, FROM THE
VALLEY OF THE KINGS,
339
00:20:30,296 --> 00:20:32,913
HER TOMB CARVED
DEEP IN THE CLIFFS
340
00:20:32,981 --> 00:20:37,251
THAT OVERLOOK THE
ANCIENT RIVER NILE.
341
00:20:37,319 --> 00:20:39,819
INSIDE THAT VERY TOMB,
342
00:20:39,888 --> 00:20:42,822
HIEROGLYPHICS
TELL A TRAGIC TALE.
343
00:20:42,891 --> 00:20:44,891
ONCE YOUNG AND BEAUTIFUL,
344
00:20:44,960 --> 00:20:47,327
SHE SPURNED PHARAOH'S ADVANCES,
345
00:20:47,396 --> 00:20:49,663
AND WAS CONDEMNED TO DEATH.
346
00:20:49,731 --> 00:20:53,100
WRAPPED IN CEREMONIAL WINDINGS,
347
00:20:53,169 --> 00:20:54,568
SHE WAS BURIED ALIVE,
348
00:20:54,636 --> 00:20:58,205
AND PLACED IN THIS VERY
SELFSAME SARCOPHAGUS,
349
00:20:58,274 --> 00:21:02,142
WHICH HAS BEEN HER HOME
FOR THE LAST 4,000 YEARS.
350
00:21:02,211 --> 00:21:04,177
LADIES AND GENTLEMEN,
351
00:21:04,246 --> 00:21:05,946
BOYS AND GIRLS,
352
00:21:06,015 --> 00:21:07,481
I COMMAND YOU
353
00:21:07,549 --> 00:21:12,486
TO LOOK UPON MYRNA,
THE EGYPTIAN MUMMY.
354
00:21:12,554 --> 00:21:15,005
Woman: AAH!
355
00:21:15,074 --> 00:21:16,490
OH.
356
00:21:23,065 --> 00:21:24,798
Man: CALL A POLICEMAN!
357
00:21:24,866 --> 00:21:26,094
IT'S ALL RIGHT.
358
00:21:26,118 --> 00:21:28,352
OH, GOD!
359
00:21:31,957 --> 00:21:32,968
Man: DEAD OR ALIVE?
360
00:21:32,992 --> 00:21:35,092
COME ON. THAT'S IT.
361
00:21:35,161 --> 00:21:36,204
I'M LOOKING FOR MR. FEELEY,
362
00:21:36,228 --> 00:21:37,228
THE OWNER.
363
00:21:37,296 --> 00:21:38,829
OH, MR. FEELEY?
364
00:21:38,898 --> 00:21:40,798
YEAH, ERNEST FEELEY.
365
00:21:40,866 --> 00:21:42,299
YEAH, HE'S, UH...
366
00:21:42,368 --> 00:21:44,546
HE'S RIGHT OVER THERE
NEXT TO THE WAGONS.
367
00:21:44,570 --> 00:21:45,970
RIGHT OVER THERE. THANK YOU.
368
00:21:51,443 --> 00:21:54,294
ARE YOU ERNEST
FEELEY, THE OWNER?
369
00:21:54,363 --> 00:21:55,996
I'M SHERIFF HICKS.
370
00:21:56,064 --> 00:21:58,565
WELL, IF IT'S ABOUT THE PERMIT,
371
00:21:58,634 --> 00:21:59,966
I HAVE ONE. I ASSURE YOU.
372
00:22:00,035 --> 00:22:01,713
NO, SIR. IT'S NOT
ABOUT ANY PERMIT.
373
00:22:01,737 --> 00:22:04,254
DO YOU MIND IF I SIT?
374
00:22:06,909 --> 00:22:09,276
MR. FEELEY, YOU MAY
NOT REMEMBER ME,
375
00:22:09,345 --> 00:22:11,273
BUT WE MET WHEN YOU
CAME THROUGH HERE
376
00:22:11,297 --> 00:22:12,941
WITH YOUR SIDESHOW LAST YEAR.
377
00:22:12,965 --> 00:22:16,516
YOU HAD SOME...
UNPLEASANTNESS AT THE TIME.
378
00:22:16,585 --> 00:22:20,187
YES. I NEVER DID
RECOVER MY EXHIBITS.
379
00:22:20,256 --> 00:22:22,885
WELL, SIR, THAT'S
KIND OF WHY I'M HERE.
380
00:22:22,909 --> 00:22:25,989
THERE'S SOMETHING I
THINK YOU OUGHT TO SEE.
381
00:22:28,764 --> 00:22:32,633
Sheriff: NOW, THE LOCAL
BOY WAS UP AND EXPLORING,
382
00:22:32,702 --> 00:22:34,983
AND HE CAME ACROSS
THIS CAVE HERE.
383
00:22:36,505 --> 00:22:40,507
WHEN HE SAW WHAT WAS
INSIDE, HE CAME AND GOT US.
384
00:22:59,895 --> 00:23:01,135
MR. FEELEY.
385
00:23:05,050 --> 00:23:06,717
GOOD LORD.
386
00:23:26,956 --> 00:23:28,155
MA...
387
00:23:31,493 --> 00:23:33,594
MA... MA.
388
00:23:49,061 --> 00:23:50,927
HA HA HA!
389
00:23:52,931 --> 00:23:56,500
OH, SORRY, KIDDIES,
390
00:23:56,568 --> 00:24:00,871
BUT THAT STORY JUST
MAKES ME GO ALL TO PIECES.
391
00:24:06,979 --> 00:24:11,015
I WAS A CUTE LITTLE TERROR
TYKE, THOUGH, WASN'T I?
392
00:24:11,083 --> 00:24:13,183
AS FOR ENOCH AND MYRNA,
393
00:24:13,252 --> 00:24:15,030
I GUESS YOU FIGURED OUT BY NOW
394
00:24:15,054 --> 00:24:17,021
WHERE I GET MY GOOD LOOKS.
395
00:24:17,089 --> 00:24:19,990
OLD 2-FACE WAS MY DADDY,
396
00:24:20,058 --> 00:24:22,860
AND THE MUMMY WAS MY MOMMY.
397
00:24:30,503 --> 00:24:34,304
OH, IF THEY'D ONLY LIVED
LONG ENOUGH TO SEE ME
398
00:24:34,373 --> 00:24:37,107
BECOME A STAR.
399
00:24:37,175 --> 00:24:41,545
WE NEVER EVEN GOT A CHANCE TO
PLAY HIDE AND GO SHRIEK TOGETHER.
400
00:24:49,789 --> 00:24:52,722
CAPTIONING MADE
POSSIBLE BY WARNER BROS.
401
00:24:52,791 --> 00:24:56,111
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