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OH! HELLO THERE, FRIGHT FANS.
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I'VE JUST BEEN SITTING HERE,
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WAITING FOR MY
BLOOD PACK TO HARDEN.
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MY COSMETOLOGIST
SAID I WAS STARTING
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TO LOOK A LITTLE LIFELESS.
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MUCH BETTER, EH?
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WHICH REMINDS ME...
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TONIGHT'S POISON
PARABLE IS ABOUT A COUPLE
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WHO TAKE THEIR
APPEARANCE VERY SERIOUSLY.
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NEEDLESS TO SAY,
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THEY'RE GOING TO END
UP TRYING TO SAVE FACE.
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I CALL THIS ONE
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JUDY, YOU'RE NOT YOURSELF TODAY.
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Man, British accent:
DIE, CRETIN.
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Woman: BREAKFAST IS SERVED.
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DONALD, MY DARLING,
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WHO THE DEVIL ARE
YOU TALKING TO?
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UH, NO ONE, DEAR.
IT'S NO ONE AT ALL.
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OH, DONALD.
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SOMETIMES, I SWEAR,
YOU'RE SUCH AN ODD DUCK.
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PERHAPS. PERHAPS I AM.
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WILL YOU TELL ME THAT
YOU STILL LOVE ME, DARLING?
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WHO THE DEVIL CAN THAT
BE AT THIS UNGODLY HOUR?
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"WHO" IS RIGHT.
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DONALD, THERE APPEARS TO BE
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SOME SORT OF
SOLICITOR AT THE DOOR.
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ON A FUCKIN' SATURDAY MORNING?
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DONALD, PLEASE!
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IS ALL THIS REALLY NECESSARY?
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LE BREAKFAST EST SERVI!
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DONALD?
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BIG GUN.
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DONALD!
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WHAT?
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GOOD MORNING, SIR. I'M
FROM THE GUN ELIMINATION
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LEGISLATION ACTIVISTS
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FOR TOTAL
INTERNATIONAL NEUTRALITY.
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YOU WANT TO RUN
THAT MOUTHFUL BY ME
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ONE MORE TIME, PAL?
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GOOD MORNING, SIR.
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NO. JUST THE NAME.
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GUN ELIMINATION LEGISLATION
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ACTIVISTS FOR TOTAL
INTERNATIONAL NEUTRALITY.
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G.E.L.A.T.I.N.
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YOU'RE FROM SOMETHING
CALLED G.E.L.A.T.I.N.?
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UH, PLEASE FORGIVE MY HUSBAND.
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HONEY, THIS IS THE
MAN FROM G.E.L.A.T.I.N.
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HI.
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ACTUALLY, THERE'S AN
"F" IN THERE SOMEPLACE.
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OR MAYBE THERE'S... THERE'S NOT.
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SOMETIMES HE JUST
GETS CARRIED AWAY!
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CARRIED AWAY? YOU KNOW,
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THIS IS WHY I GO DOOR TO DOOR.
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QUIT YOUR BLUBBERING,
YOU BIG BABY!
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IT WASN'T EVEN LOADED. SEE?
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AAH! DAMN IT, DONALD!
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YOU COULD HAVE SHOT HER.
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OH, WAKE UP, PAL!
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A MAN HAS GOT A
CONSTITUTIONAL RIGHT
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TO HUNT WITH THE
WEAPON OF HIS CHOICE.
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THAT'S ENOUGH!
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I AM SURE THAT
THIS FINE YOUNG MAN
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HAS HEARD ABSOLUTELY
ALL THE NRA RHETORIC
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HE WISHES TO HEAR TODAY.
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THAT'S RIGHT, LADY.
I'VE HEARD IT ALL.
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WELL, WHERE WERE
YOU DURING VIETNAM?
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I WAS 6 YEARS OLD!
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YEAH, LIKELY EXCUSE.
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THAT'S WHAT I HATE
ABOUT GELATIN.
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IT'S ALWAYS FULL
OF NUTS AND FRUITS.
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DONALD? LOOK AT ME.
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YOU SEE THESE?
THESE ARE WRINKLES,
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AND THEY ARE CAUSED BY STRESS.
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AND DO YOU KNOW
WHAT CAUSES STRESS?
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HAVING YOUR HUSBAND
POINT A GUN AT YOUR HEAD.
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THAT IS WHAT CAUSES STRESS.
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JUDY, YOU'RE NOT YOURSELF TODAY.
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SNAP OUT OF IT.
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SNAP OUT OF IT?
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THAT'S YOUR ANSWER TO
EVERYTHING THESE DAYS,
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SNAP OUT OF IT.
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WELL, I HAVE NO TIME TO ARGUE.
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I'M ALREADY LATE
FOR THE GUN CLUB.
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DON'T THINK ABOUT LIGHTING
A CIGARETTE IN THIS HOUSE.
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JUDY, WHY?
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BECAUSE.
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BECAUSE WHY?
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BECAUSE THE SMOKE
DULLS MY HAIR, THAT'S WHY.
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"DON'T SMOKE CIGARETTES.
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DON'T POINT GUNS AT MY HEAD."
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YOU KNOW, MY GOD, JUDY!
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YOU WERE STANDING RIGHT THERE,
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AND I STILL DON'T
THINK YOU GET IT.
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YOU CAN'T LET THE WHOLE WORLD
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INTO YOUR LIVING ROOM ANYMORE.
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YOU CAN'T EVEN OPEN A
FUCKIN' DOOR ANYMORE!
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AND IF YOU DO, I'M TELLING YOU,
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YOU'D BETTER BE READY.
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THIS...
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THIS, MY DEAR, IS BEING READY.
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Donald.
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You are so attractive
when you're angry.
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WELL...
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WELL.
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I'M OFF NOW.
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LOCK THE DOOR
BEHIND ME. CHEERIO.
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TA-TA!
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OUT, OUT, DAMN SPOTS.
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MM-HMM.
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OH, NO. NOT AGAIN!
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YES?
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HI. I'M FROM AVATAR COSMETICS.
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WE SPOKE.
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Judy: WE DID?
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ON THE PHONE.
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THIS IS, UH...
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300 CHATSWORTH?
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WELL, YES, IT IS,
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BUT I'M AFRAID I
HAVE NEVER HEARD
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OF AVATAR COSMETICS,
MY GOOD WOMAN.
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OH.
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I SEE.
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SHOULD I HAVE?
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HOW LONG HAVE YOU HAD THAT, UH,
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PROBLEM WITH YOUR PORES?
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UH, I DON'T KNOW.
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PITY.
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WELL, I'M SORRY I DISTURBED YOU.
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WELL, WAIT A MINUTE.
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WHAT IF I WAS
INTERESTED IN PURCHASING
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ONE OF YOUR PRODUCTS?
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SAY, FOR MY PORES?
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IT'S NOT POSSIBLE. WE HAVE
A VERY SELECT CLIENTELE.
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WELL, I COULD PAY YOU IN CASH,
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AND THEN NO ONE ELSE WOULD KNOW.
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WHEN IS YOUR HUSBAND DUE BACK?
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HMM?
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WELL... HA HA HA!
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SURELY A GOOD-LOOKING
WOMAN LIKE YOU
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HAS A HANDSOME HUSBAND.
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I DO, AS A MATTER
OF FACT... DONALD.
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AND HE WON'T BE HOME
FOR HOURS AND HOURS.
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PLENTY OF TIME FOR A LOVELY
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LITTLE CHAT FOR US, NO?
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THAT'S VERY UNUSUAL
JEWELRY YOU'RE WEARING.
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IS IT BOLOGET?
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NO, IT'S JUNK.
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NO! I ESPECIALLY LIKE
THAT SPARKLY ONE.
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OH, YES.
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WOMEN WITH TASTE USUALLY DO.
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THANK YOU.
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IT'S VERY BEAUTIFUL.
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HERE.
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TRY IT ON.
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YOU DON'T MIND?
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NO. GO AHEAD.
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IT DOES NOTHING FOR
AN OLD BAG LIKE ME.
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YOU KNOW, AS I SAID BEFORE,
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YOU REALLY ARE QUITE BEAUTIFUL.
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THANK YOU.
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GOT A GREAT ASS, HONEY.
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I'LL LIKE IT EVEN
BETTER WHEN IT'S MINE!
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OH!
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AAH!
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JUDY?
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JUDY?
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AAH!
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JESUS!
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HELP ME.
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EW!
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WHERE'S MY WIFE?
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DONALD, DON'T!
IT'S ME. IT'S JUDY.
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NOT EVEN CLOSE.
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NOW, WHERE THE FUCK IS MY WIFE?
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I AM YOUR WIFE.
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WE WERE MARRIED JULY 12, 1979.
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OH, YEAH? WHAT CHURCH?
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FAITH CALVARY.
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YEAH, WELL, WHAT WAS
THE NAME OF THE MINISTER?
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REVEREND TENNEY.
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HOW MANY BRIDESMAIDS? 3.
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WHO WALKED YOU DOWN THE AISLE?
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MY UNCLE!
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YEAH? WELL, WHERE DID
WE SPEND OUR HONEYMOON?
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THE BLACK HILLS!
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OK, WHAT WAS THE ROOM NUMBER
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OF OUR HONEYMOON SUITE?
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WE DIDN'T HAVE A ROOM.
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WE HAD TO SPEND
THE NIGHT IN THE CAR
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BECAUSE YOU FORGOT TO
CONFIRM THE RESERVATION.
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COME ON! HOW COULD
YOU KNOW THAT?
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IT'S ME. IT'S JUDY.
I'M YOUR WIFE.
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DONALD, DONALD!
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MY BODY WAS STOLEN.
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UM...
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WELL, NO. JUST STAY RIGHT THERE.
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HELLO?
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Man: DONALD? YEAH?
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DID YOU AND JUDY
HAVE A FIGHT TODAY?
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NO. WHY?
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'CAUSE SHE JUST THREW
BACK 3 GIN AND TONICS
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AND WHEN I SAT DOWN NEXT TO HER,
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SHE TOLD ME TO GO TO HELL...
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LIKE SHE KNEW THE WAY.
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Donald: WHERE ARE YOU?
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TRAIN STATION. LISTEN, MAN.
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YOUR OLD LADY'S
IN ONE FOUL MOOD.
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JUDY IS NOT HERSELF TODAY.
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TRAIN STATION, HUH?
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OK, THANKS, JOE.
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OH, AND JOE?
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DON'T CALL MY WIFE AN OLD LADY!
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COME ON.
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WHERE ARE WE GOING?
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JUST GET YOUR COAT.
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OK.
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OH. DO YOU THINK THESE
LOOK GOOD TOGETHER?
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Judy: WHAT? DONALD!
DONALD, WHAT...
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LET ME OUT!
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DONALD, WHAT ARE YOU DOING?
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DONALD!
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P.A. Announcer: YOUR
ATTENTION, PLEASE.
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Judy: DONALD!
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PLEASE, HONEY. LET ME OUT.
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THIS IS NO WAY TO
TREAT YOUR WIFE.
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P.A. Announcer: THE
3:22 TO LAS VEGAS
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IS NOW BOARDING ON TRACK 4.
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I CAN'T LET YOU DO IT. YOU
CAN'T RUN AWAY FROM IT.
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OH, BROTHER! ARE YOU
KIDDING? DON'T YOU SEE THAT?
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ASSHOLE!
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JUDY, YOU'VE GOT
TO FACE UP TO IT.
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THE CANCER IS SPREADING.
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WHAT ARE YOU TALKING ABOUT?
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WHAT ARE YOU TALKING ABOUT?
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YOU KNOW THERE'S NO
HOPE FOR REMISSION.
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IT'S JUST A MATTER OF TIME.
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DON'T SPEND YOUR LAST
FEW WEEKS WITHOUT ME.
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JUDY!
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DONALD?
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JUDY?
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DONALD!
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OH, JUDY!
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OH, DONALD!
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IT'S YOU!
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WAIT. IT'S NOT OVER WITH YET.
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COME ON.
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DONALD!
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OH, JUDY!
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JUDY, JUDY!
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Witch: LET ME OUT!
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LET ME OUT! LET ME
OUT! DO YOU HEAR?
252
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CAN'T YOU HEAR ME?
253
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YOU AND YOUR PRISSY WIFE,
254
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YOU'RE BOTH DEAD!
255
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HEY! SOMEBODY LET ME OUT!
256
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LET ME OUT!
257
00:15:20,603 --> 00:15:24,272
AH, I KNOW YOU'RE OUT THERE.
258
00:15:24,357 --> 00:15:26,324
SPEAK UP, YOU BASTARDS!
259
00:15:26,392 --> 00:15:28,192
WHAT ARE YOU DOING?
WHAT ARE YOU DOING?
260
00:15:28,260 --> 00:15:29,627
COME ON, UNLOCK THIS DOOR.
261
00:15:29,696 --> 00:15:31,028
UNLOCK THIS DOOR, DAMN IT!
262
00:15:31,096 --> 00:15:33,163
I'M NOT GOING TO...
263
00:15:38,571 --> 00:15:40,331
NOT SO TOUGH NOW, IS SHE?
264
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AARRRGH!
265
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AH!
266
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UGH!
267
00:15:56,823 --> 00:15:57,823
AH!
268
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OH, MY GOD.
269
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THAT WAS GREAT!
270
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WHAT A RUSH!
271
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BLAM! BLAM! BLAM!
272
00:16:25,118 --> 00:16:27,351
AH HA HA HA, I BLEW HER AWAY!
273
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I FUCKIN' BLEW HER AWAY!
274
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BLAM BLAM BLAM BLAM!
275
00:16:31,941 --> 00:16:33,190
BLAM BLAM BLAM BLAM!
276
00:16:33,259 --> 00:16:37,712
OH, SHE'S... DEAD.
277
00:16:37,780 --> 00:16:42,216
OH, AND I FEEL...
278
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I FEEL SO ALIVE.
279
00:16:47,707 --> 00:16:51,708
JUST WATCHING YOU LIKE THIS...
280
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DARLING, YOU'RE SO THRILLING!
281
00:16:56,949 --> 00:16:59,466
I FEEL SO...
282
00:16:59,536 --> 00:17:03,103
I... I FEEL SO HELPLESS
283
00:17:03,172 --> 00:17:06,473
AND YET SO...
284
00:17:06,543 --> 00:17:09,327
SO...
285
00:17:09,395 --> 00:17:11,462
SO...
286
00:17:11,531 --> 00:17:12,563
OH!
287
00:17:14,266 --> 00:17:15,699
JUDY!
288
00:17:25,111 --> 00:17:27,929
Donald: HEH HEH HEH!
289
00:18:11,741 --> 00:18:14,575
WHAT ARE YOU DOING?
290
00:18:14,643 --> 00:18:17,845
IT'S SO BEAUTIFUL, DONALD.
291
00:18:17,914 --> 00:18:21,582
DO WE HAVE TO KEEP
IT LOCKED UP IN HERE?
292
00:18:21,651 --> 00:18:23,812
WHERE WOULD YOU LIKE TO
KEEP IT, UNDER YOUR PILLOW?
293
00:18:23,836 --> 00:18:25,313
WE SHOULDN'T EVEN HAVE IT HERE.
294
00:18:25,337 --> 00:18:26,287
I TRIED MELTING IT,
295
00:18:26,356 --> 00:18:28,673
I TRIED CRUSHING IT.
296
00:18:28,741 --> 00:18:30,574
YOU CAN'T DESTROY IT.
297
00:18:30,643 --> 00:18:32,276
WELL, COULDN'T WE JUST KEEP IT
298
00:18:32,345 --> 00:18:35,663
ON THE VANITY OR
THE NIGHT STAND?
299
00:18:35,732 --> 00:18:38,449
YOU KNOW, SOMEWHERE WE
COULD LOOK AT IT ALL THE TIME?
300
00:18:41,954 --> 00:18:44,121
NO.
301
00:18:44,190 --> 00:18:46,357
NO.
302
00:18:46,425 --> 00:18:47,958
NO.
303
00:18:48,026 --> 00:18:49,260
NO.
304
00:18:49,328 --> 00:18:50,427
NO?
305
00:18:50,496 --> 00:18:53,664
BABE, YOU'VE GOT A WITCH
BURIED IN YOUR BASEMENT.
306
00:18:53,733 --> 00:18:56,267
GET A GRIP ON REALITY.
307
00:19:40,096 --> 00:19:41,562
OH!
308
00:20:22,155 --> 00:20:23,937
AAH!
309
00:20:32,498 --> 00:20:34,064
AAH!
310
00:20:36,101 --> 00:20:37,267
JUST ME.
311
00:20:41,039 --> 00:20:44,492
THESE NIGHTMARES
MUST BE CONTAGIOUS.
312
00:20:44,560 --> 00:20:46,994
WHAT ARE YOU DOING?
313
00:20:47,063 --> 00:20:50,414
I... I WAS COLD.
314
00:20:50,466 --> 00:20:52,699
WHAT WERE YOU DREAMING ABOUT?
315
00:20:52,768 --> 00:20:54,496
SAME THING THAT'S
BEEN BOTHERING YOU...
316
00:20:54,520 --> 00:20:57,366
THAT MOLDY OLD BITCH WE
GOT BURIED IN THE BASEMENT.
317
00:20:57,390 --> 00:20:59,457
YOU KNOW, I'VE BEEN THINKING
318
00:20:59,525 --> 00:21:01,609
MAYBE I'D DIG HER UP.
319
00:21:01,678 --> 00:21:03,177
IN THE MIDDLE OF THE NIGHT?
320
00:21:03,245 --> 00:21:06,413
NO, NOT NOW.
321
00:21:06,482 --> 00:21:08,482
I JUST THOUGHT
322
00:21:08,550 --> 00:21:11,362
THAT MAYBE IT WOULD
HELP THOSE NIGHTMARES
323
00:21:11,386 --> 00:21:14,588
IF WE BURIED HER SOMEPLACE ELSE.
324
00:21:17,192 --> 00:21:19,994
THEY'LL GO AWAY.
325
00:21:20,062 --> 00:21:21,161
IT JUST TAKES TIME.
326
00:21:21,230 --> 00:21:22,696
REALLY.
327
00:21:22,765 --> 00:21:24,999
MINE AREN'T SO BAD ANYMORE.
328
00:21:27,319 --> 00:21:28,763
COULD HAVE FOOLED ME.
329
00:21:28,787 --> 00:21:30,827
I'LL GO GET A GLASS OF MILK.
330
00:21:49,008 --> 00:21:50,574
OH, JEEZ!
331
00:21:50,643 --> 00:21:51,942
SHIT!
332
00:21:52,011 --> 00:21:54,311
HELP ME.
333
00:21:54,380 --> 00:21:56,213
AAH!
334
00:21:56,282 --> 00:21:57,381
DONALD, HELP ME!
335
00:21:57,449 --> 00:21:59,016
OH! OH, GOD!
336
00:22:04,257 --> 00:22:06,223
JESUS, WHERE DID IT GO?
337
00:22:06,292 --> 00:22:07,972
LIGHT, LIGHT, LIGHT, LIGHT!
338
00:22:14,200 --> 00:22:15,132
OPEN UP!
339
00:22:15,201 --> 00:22:17,067
OPEN UP!
340
00:22:17,136 --> 00:22:18,136
JESUS!
341
00:22:20,206 --> 00:22:22,286
WHERE IS IT? COME ON!
342
00:22:25,344 --> 00:22:26,955
WHERE IS IT? WHERE IS IT?
343
00:22:26,979 --> 00:22:30,080
PLEASE. PLEASE. THERE IT IS!
344
00:22:30,149 --> 00:22:32,950
OH, GOOD. YAAH!
345
00:22:34,303 --> 00:22:35,303
YAAH!
346
00:22:37,890 --> 00:22:39,256
JUDY?
347
00:22:39,324 --> 00:22:41,308
AAH!
348
00:22:41,377 --> 00:22:44,260
DONALD, HELP ME.
349
00:22:44,329 --> 00:22:46,563
JUDY!
350
00:22:46,632 --> 00:22:48,532
KILL HER! DONALD, IT'S A TRICK.
351
00:22:48,601 --> 00:22:49,666
KILL HER!
352
00:22:49,735 --> 00:22:50,667
NO, DONALD!
353
00:22:50,736 --> 00:22:53,532
SHE SWITCHED
BODIES AGAIN. IT'S ME.
354
00:22:53,556 --> 00:22:56,256
DONALD, DON'T LET HER
TAKE MY BEAUTIFUL BODY.
355
00:22:56,325 --> 00:22:58,425
DON'T LET HER DESTROY IT.
356
00:22:58,493 --> 00:23:00,427
DONALD, NO!
357
00:23:00,495 --> 00:23:02,846
SHOOT IT. DONALD, SHOOT IT.
358
00:23:02,914 --> 00:23:04,292
SHOW IT WHO'S SMARTER.
359
00:23:04,316 --> 00:23:05,460
SHOW IT YOU CAN'T BE FOOLED.
360
00:23:05,484 --> 00:23:07,017
NO, DONALD, I'M YOUR WIFE.
361
00:23:07,085 --> 00:23:08,418
I'M JUDY.
362
00:23:08,487 --> 00:23:11,838
NO, DONALD! I AM
YOUR WIFE. I'M JUDY.
363
00:23:11,907 --> 00:23:15,842
NO, DONALD. I'M
YOUR WIFE. I'M JUDY.
364
00:23:15,911 --> 00:23:18,090
I'M YOUR WIFE. I'M JUDY.
365
00:23:18,114 --> 00:23:20,214
UH...
366
00:23:20,282 --> 00:23:22,232
Donald: JUDY.
367
00:23:25,671 --> 00:23:27,791
PULL THE JAG AROUND
FRONT AND WAIT FOR ME.
368
00:23:30,242 --> 00:23:32,659
THIS COULD GET MESSY.
369
00:23:39,218 --> 00:23:40,362
Donald: JUDY?
370
00:23:40,386 --> 00:23:41,386
YES, HONEY?
371
00:23:44,807 --> 00:23:48,058
WE DON'T HAVE A JAG... YET,
372
00:23:48,126 --> 00:23:50,260
HONEY.
373
00:23:53,966 --> 00:23:57,668
LET ME SEE YOU PULL THAT
QUICK-CHANGE ACT ONE MORE TIME.
374
00:23:57,737 --> 00:23:59,047
DONALD, BE CAREFUL.
I BRUISE EASILY.
375
00:23:59,071 --> 00:24:00,004
WHAT?
376
00:24:00,072 --> 00:24:01,639
ARGH!
377
00:24:07,980 --> 00:24:09,046
OH!
378
00:24:21,193 --> 00:24:23,960
YOUR WISH...
379
00:24:24,029 --> 00:24:26,396
IS MY COMMAND.
380
00:24:35,374 --> 00:24:36,374
JUDY?
381
00:24:37,676 --> 00:24:39,894
OH!
382
00:24:39,962 --> 00:24:40,962
JUDY?
383
00:25:04,319 --> 00:25:05,753
DONALD.
384
00:25:10,726 --> 00:25:11,726
OH, MY GOD.
385
00:25:15,481 --> 00:25:16,721
OH, DONALD.
386
00:25:17,683 --> 00:25:20,217
HANG ON, HONEY.
387
00:25:20,286 --> 00:25:21,352
YEAH.
388
00:25:23,089 --> 00:25:24,089
UH!
389
00:25:26,258 --> 00:25:27,978
What...
390
00:25:28,010 --> 00:25:30,593
does the NRA handbook...
391
00:25:30,662 --> 00:25:37,083
suggest... you do now?
392
00:25:41,040 --> 00:25:42,405
JUDY?
393
00:25:53,002 --> 00:25:54,401
JUDY?
394
00:25:56,038 --> 00:25:57,504
OH, NO!
395
00:26:03,378 --> 00:26:06,513
REST...
396
00:26:06,582 --> 00:26:08,616
DARLING...
397
00:26:08,684 --> 00:26:11,384
OH, HOW CAN IT BE SO?
398
00:26:11,453 --> 00:26:12,453
OH.
399
00:26:15,791 --> 00:26:18,225
SAY IT ISN'T SO.
400
00:26:21,330 --> 00:26:22,596
BOND.
401
00:26:25,901 --> 00:26:28,202
JAMES BOND.
402
00:26:33,676 --> 00:26:35,074
YOU'VE BEEN A NAUGHTY BOY!
403
00:26:39,682 --> 00:26:42,282
NO!
404
00:27:02,471 --> 00:27:07,941
I STILL THINK DIAMONDS
ARE A GIRL'S BEST FRIEND.
405
00:27:08,010 --> 00:27:09,755
YOU'LL BE GLAD TO
KNOW THAT THAT WITCH
406
00:27:09,779 --> 00:27:11,779
GAVE UP DOOR-TO-DOOR SALES
407
00:27:11,847 --> 00:27:14,114
AND JOINED THE PEACE CORPSE!
408
00:27:16,786 --> 00:27:18,218
POOR DONALD.
409
00:27:18,287 --> 00:27:20,654
YOU CAN'T REALLY BLAME HIM.
410
00:27:20,723 --> 00:27:23,023
HE WAS ONLY TRYING
TO GIVE HIS MARRIAGE
411
00:27:23,092 --> 00:27:25,025
A SHOT IN THE ARM...
412
00:27:25,094 --> 00:27:26,471
AND IN THE LEG...
413
00:27:26,495 --> 00:27:27,673
AND IN THE HEAD!
414
00:27:30,766 --> 00:27:32,866
SOMETIMES I CRACK MYSELF UP!
415
00:27:34,303 --> 00:27:36,536
UNTIL NEXT TIME, KIDDIES,
416
00:27:36,605 --> 00:27:38,138
PLEASANT SCREAMS!
417
00:27:43,595 --> 00:27:46,530
CAPTIONING MADE
POSSIBLE BY WARNER BROS.
418
00:27:46,598 --> 00:27:49,918
CAPTIONED BY THE NATIONAL
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