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AH HA HA HE HE HE.
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I ALWAYS WANTED TO PLAY GUITAR,
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BUT I COULD NEVER QUITE
MASTER THE FINGERING.
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HEH HEH HEH HEH.
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SO I WON'T BE A ROCK STAR.
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I'LL JUST HAVE TO SETTLE
FOR BEING A SHOCK STAR.
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MY GROUPIES.
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TONIGHT'S LITTLE RIFF IS RIFE
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WITH SEX, DEATH
AND ROCK 'N' ROLL.
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NOW THAT'S ENTERTAINMENT.
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HA HA HA HA HA HA!
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YOU'LL MEET A PUTREFIED
PROMOTER OF POP
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WITH AN EAR FOR A HIT.
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I DON'T WANT TO KILL IT FOR YOU.
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LET'S JUST SAY WE
COME INTO THE STORY
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JUST WHEN HIS CAREER
IS GETTING REAL HOT.
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HA HA HA HA HA HA HA!
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Man: PLEASE!
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PLEASE! HURRY UP! LET'S DO IT!
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HA HA HA!
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HUH!
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HA HA HA!
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HAVE YOU EVER SEEN A
GUY IN SUCH A HURRY TO DIE?
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HA HA HA!
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HEE HA!
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HO HA HA HA HA!
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HAH!
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WHAT? OH, YEAH.
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YOU GOT SOMETHING TO SAY
ABOUT EVERYTHING, DON'T YOU?
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WELL, YOU KEEP IT UP, BIG MOUTH.
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YOU'LL GET YOURS.
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WHOO! DO YA, HUH?
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I GOT A QUESTION FOR YOU.
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HOW DO YOU LIKE YOUR
BRAINS, FRIED OR OVER EASY?
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HA HA HA!
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WHO'S HE TALKING TO?
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COME ON! LET'S GO, GOD DAMN IT!
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LET'S HURRY IT UP!
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PULL THE SWITCH!
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SHOOT ME THE JUICE!
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FRY ME!
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UH!
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THERE.
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THERE IT IS, THERE IT IS AGAIN.
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THERE. THAT'S IT.
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HOW LONG HAVE YOU BEEN
HEARING THIS, MR. SLASH?
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I... WELL... I DON'T KNOW.
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A COUPLE OF WEEKS,
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BUT LATELY IT'S BEEN
GETTING A LOT LOUDER.
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WOULD YOU DESCRIBE
WHAT YOU HEAR AS A RINGING?
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NO, IT'S NOT A RINGING.
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BUZZING, THEN?
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NO, IT'S NOT A BUZZING!
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WELL, THEN, WHAT IS IT?
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IT'S LIKE...
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WHOA WHOA WHOA OH.
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WHOA WHOA WHOA! WHOA WHOA WHOA!
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LOOK, YOU'RE THE
GODDAMN EAR SPECIALIST.
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YOU TELL ME WHAT'S IN THERE.
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THERE'S NOTHING
IN THERE, MR. SLASH.
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I CAN HEAR SOMETHING IN THERE.
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WHAT YOU THINK YOU
HEAR IS AN ABERRATION.
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AN ABERRATION CAUSED
BY REPEATED EXPOSURE
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TO HIGH DECIBELS.
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YOU'VE DONE SEVERE DAMAGE
TO YOUR EARS, MR. SLASH.
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IN THE SHORT TERM,
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EAR PLUGS ALWAYS
IN THE WORK PLACE,
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EAR DROPS EACH NIGHT,
EACH EAR, 2 DROPS.
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PUT A LITTLE SALVE
ON THE COTTON SWAB,
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THEN GENTLY COAX
IT INTO THE EAR.
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WHAT, THIS IS ALL I GET
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FOR A FUCKIN' $200 VISIT?
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THAT AND SOME ADVICE.
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IF YOU WANT TO KEEP WHAT
LITTLE HEARING YOU HAVE LEFT,
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GET OUT OF THE ROCK
AND ROLL BUSINESS.
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WOULD TONIGHT BE
SOON ENOUGH, DOC?
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♪ GIVE IT UP ♪
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♪ TURN THE BOY LOOSE ♪
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♪ GIVE IT UP ♪
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♪ TURN THE BOY LOOSE ♪
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♪ GIVE IT UP ♪
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♪ TURN THE BOY LOOSE ♪
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♪ GIVE IT UP ♪
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♪ TURN THE BOY LOOSE ♪
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♪ GIVE IT UP ♪
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♪ TURN THE BOY LOOSE ♪
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ALL RIGHT!
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EVERYBODY, SHUT THE FUCK UP!
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YEAH.
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THERE'S ONE FUCKER HERE
WE HAVE TO FUCKIN' THANK
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FOR PUTTING THIS WHOLE
FUCKIN' THING TOGETHER.
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IT WAS HIS FUCKIN' IDEA.
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WE OUGHTA THANK HIM
FOR THE FUCKING AIR
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WE'RE FUCKIN'...
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BREATHING RIGHT NOW.
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YEAH, THERE'S THE FUCKIN' TREES
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THAT MAKE THE FUCKING AIR.
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SO LET'S SHOW HIM HOW MUCH WE...
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FUCKING LOVE HIM!
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MARTY SLASH!
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HOW ARE YOU, MARTY?
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THANK YOU VERY MUCH,
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IGGY POP AND LEATHER WEAZL.
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THANK YOU VERY MUCH FOR
THOSE KIND AND MOVING WORDS.
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I'M TOUCHED AND HUMBLED.
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BUT, YOU KNOW, IGGY...
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I THINK THE CREDIT
REALLY BELONGS
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TO ALL THESE BEAUTIFUL PEOPLE.
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BECAUSE THEY ARE THE ONES
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THAT HAVE HELPED MAKE MY DREAM
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A REALITY!
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CHIEF KABUBI.
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Audience: CHIEF! CHIEF! CHIEF!
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CHIEF! CHIEF! CHIEF!
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CHIEF KABUBI,
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PLEASE TELL YOUR BRAVE AND
BEAUTIFUL AMAZONIAN PEOPLE
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THAT WE HAVE PUT $1
MILLION INTO THE BANK
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FROM THESE BENEFIT CONCERTS.
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AND I ASSURE YOU THAT
THIS MONEY WILL GO
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WHERE IT'S NEEDED MOST.
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ROCK ON!
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ALL RIGHT!
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WE DO IT, AND I GET WITH IT,
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DOING MY THING
LIKE A SEX MACHINE!
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MOVING! GROOVING! OWW!
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1, 2, 3, 4!
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WAS I OK, MR. SLASH?
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YOU WERE...
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YOU WERE GREAT,
SID. YOU WERE GREAT.
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LISTEN, LET'S JUST KEEP THIS
BETWEEN YOU AND ME, HUH?
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I MEAN, OBVIOUSLY, THE COST
OF FLYING A REAL AMAZON IN...
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WHOA, WHOA, MR. SLASH,
YOU'RE SAYING WAY TOO MUCH.
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I UNDERSTAND.
TAKE A CAB HOME, SID.
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WOULD YOU LIKE YOUR SPEAR?
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♪ I'M ONLY 5 FOOT 1 ♪
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♪ I GOT A PAIN IN MY NECK ♪
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♪ I'M MOVING UP TO THE CITY ♪
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♪ WHAT THE HELL, WHAT THE HECK ♪
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♪ I STARE AT THE CONCRETE ♪
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♪ THE GIRDERS SKY HIGH ♪
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♪ THE STEEL'S ABOVE ME ♪
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♪ LOVE'S IN MY EYES ♪
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♪ AND I'M DOING THE THINGS ♪
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♪ A 5 FOOT 1 MAN CAN DO... ♪
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THIS MONEY'S GONNA TO GO
WHERE IT'S NEEDED, ALL RIGHT...
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THE MARTY SLASH RETIREMENT FUND.
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YEAH.
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Man's voice: DON'T
TOUCH THAT MONEY.
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WHO'S THERE?
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THERE'S NO THERE
THERE, MARTY. JUST ME.
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WHO'S "ME"?
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YOUR CONSCIENCE.
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MY CONSCIENCE?
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I DON'T HAVE A CONSCIENCE.
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OH, NO? THEN WHAT AM
I, TALK RADIO? HA HA HA!
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OK, IT'S A JOKE.
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COME OUT OF THE...
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NO. I'M IN HERE. IN YOUR HEAD.
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I'VE BEEN TRYING TO GET
THROUGH TO YOU FOR 38 YEARS.
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BOY, YOU LET A KID GET AWAY
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WITH GLUING THE
DOG'S EYES CLOSED,
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THE NEXT THING YOU KNOW,
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HE'S STEALING A MILLION
DOLLARS OF CHARITY MONEY.
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THIS ISN'T HAPPENING.
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UH-HUH? WELL, STICK
YOUR FINGERS IN YOUR EARS,
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I'LL GIVE YOU MY HARRY
JAMES IMPERSONATION.
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♪ DON'T STEAL THE MONEY ♪
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UH!
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I'M TIRED. I'M NERVOUS.
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I'M A LITTLE JANGLED.
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I'VE JUST NEVER HAD MY HANDS
ON THIS MUCH MONEY BEFORE!
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HEH HEH HEH!
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MARTY,
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MORALITY ASIDE,
THIS IS A FELONY.
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WE'RE TALKING ABOUT
45 YEARS IN PRISON.
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THAT IS AN ABERRATION,
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JUST LIKE THE
DOCTOR SAID IT WAS.
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I KNOW YOU HAVE
AMBITIONS, MARTY,
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BUT I DON'T THINK THEY
INCLUDE BEING GANG RAPED
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BY THE ENTIRE ARYAN
NATION'S WEIGHTLIFTING CLUB!
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I JUST THINK I'M HEARING
WHAT I THINK I'M HEARING.
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THINK. THAT'S THE
KEY WORD, MARTY.
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TO GET AWAY WITH
A CRIME LIKE THIS,
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YOU NEED BRAINS.
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AND I GOTTA TELL YA,
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I'M IN HERE LOOKING AT YOURS,
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AND, WELL, YOU'RE
GONNA GET CAUGHT.
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HA HA HA HA.
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WELL, WE'LL SEE ABOUT THAT!
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YOU'RE THROWING YOUR LIFE AWAY.
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LIFE?
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WHAT LIFE?
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YOU MEAN BEING A GODDAMN GOFER
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FOR A BUNCH OF DROOLING MORONS
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JUST 'CAUSE THEY CAN
PLAY 3 CHORDS ON A GUITAR?
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"MARTY?"
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"MARTY, THESE GROUPIES
ARE TOO UGLY, MARTY."
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"OH, MARTY!"
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"THIS CHICKEN ISN'T EXTRA
CRISPY ENOUGH, MARTY."
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"MARTY, WE TOLD YOU
WE DON'T LIKE RED ONES
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IN THE M&M BOWL, MARTY!"
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FOR 12 YEARS IT'S BEEN
MARTY THIS AND MARTY THAT,
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AND I'VE GOT NOTHING
TO SHOW FOR IT.
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THAT IS, UNTIL NOW.
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HEY!
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WHERE'S SLASH?
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UH!
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Conscience: PUT THE
MONEY DOWN, MARTY.
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SOMETHING BAD'S ABOUT TO HAPPEN.
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I CAN JUST FEEL IT!
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SOMETHING BAD'S ABOUT TO HAPPEN.
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YOU ALREADY SAID THAT.
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OK, SO I WAS PREMATURE.
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I KNOW YOU'VE HAD THE SAME
PROBLEM FROM TIME TO TIME.
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I... SHUT UP!
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GOT A GOOD STORY...
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FOR THE COPS?
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LISTEN, YOU LOOKING
FOR THE BAND...
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I'M NOT LOOKING FOR THE BAND.
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I'M HERE TO SEE YOU, MARTY.
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UM...
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YOU ARE THE MAN WHO
SAVED THE AMAZON,
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AREN'T YOU?
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YEAH.
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BUT FRANKLY, I WASN'T
EXPECTING THEM
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TO SEND ME ONE OF THEIR WOMEN.
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NOBODY SENT ME, MARTY.
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I THOUGHT...
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"MARTY SLASH HAS DONE SO MUCH.
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"THERE MUST BE
SOMETHING I CAN DO
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TO LIGHTEN HIS LOAD."
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WELL, COME TO THINK OF IT,
THERE MIGHT BE SOMETHING.
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OH, WHOA!
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Conscience: WHOA!
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THIS ONE'S TROUBLE, MARTY.
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COME OVER HERE.
TELL ME ALL ABOUT IT.
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Conscience: COME ON, MARTY.
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AREN'T YOU THE
LEAST BIT SUSPICIOUS?
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THINK ABOUT IT!
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WHAT DOES A BEAUTIFUL
WOMAN LIKE HER
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WANT WITH AN UGLY
LITTLE TOAD LIKE YOU?
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OH! SO YOU LIKE TO PLAY ROUGH.
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OW. Conscience: OW!
244
00:11:32,325 --> 00:11:34,792
LOOK, BABE, CAN WE
JUST SKIP THE FOREPLAY
245
00:11:34,861 --> 00:11:36,260
AND GET RIGHT TO IT?
246
00:11:36,329 --> 00:11:39,030
I'D LIKE NOTHING BETTER, MARTY.
247
00:11:40,967 --> 00:11:42,433
Conscience: HA HA HA.
248
00:11:42,502 --> 00:11:45,103
SHE DOESN'T SEEM TO HAVE A
VERY HIGH OPINION OF YOU, MARTY.
249
00:11:45,172 --> 00:11:47,038
HEY, I HOPE THAT'S NOT FOR ME.
250
00:11:47,107 --> 00:11:48,472
OH, NO.
251
00:11:50,276 --> 00:11:52,210
IT'S FOR ME.
252
00:11:55,014 --> 00:11:56,147
WELL, WHATEVER.
253
00:11:56,216 --> 00:11:58,949
LOOK, BABE, I DON'T
HAVE A LOT OF TIME.
254
00:11:59,018 --> 00:12:02,148
THERE'S JUST A SMALL
MATTER TO NEGOTIATE.
255
00:12:02,172 --> 00:12:05,106
OH, NO. YOU'RE A HOOKER.
256
00:12:06,609 --> 00:12:08,387
I'M NOT A HOOKER.
257
00:12:08,411 --> 00:12:09,810
I'M A BANKER.
258
00:12:09,879 --> 00:12:11,062
A BANKER?
259
00:12:11,130 --> 00:12:13,281
YOUR BANKER, MARTY.
260
00:12:13,349 --> 00:12:15,884
YOUR PERSONAL BANKER.
261
00:12:19,706 --> 00:12:21,472
NEXT IN LINE, PLEASE.
262
00:12:21,541 --> 00:12:23,541
OH, GOOD MORNING, MR. SLASH.
263
00:12:23,610 --> 00:12:25,521
WILL YOU BE NEEDING
A RECEIPT TODAY?
264
00:12:25,545 --> 00:12:28,079
WE HAVE A WONDERFUL
RATE ON OUR 6 MONTH T-BILL.
265
00:12:28,148 --> 00:12:30,231
MISS KIELBASA?
266
00:12:34,037 --> 00:12:35,887
YOU LOOK SO DIFFERENT.
267
00:12:35,956 --> 00:12:39,557
OH, WELL...
268
00:12:39,626 --> 00:12:41,786
THEY DON'T EXACTLY ENCOURAGE US
269
00:12:41,828 --> 00:12:44,195
TO DRESS THIS WAY AT WORK.
270
00:12:46,633 --> 00:12:49,567
YOU NEVER DID NOTICE
ME, DID YOU, MARTY?
271
00:12:49,636 --> 00:12:51,669
BUT I NOTICED YOU.
272
00:12:51,738 --> 00:12:53,532
I NOTICED HOW YOU WITHDREW ALL
273
00:12:53,556 --> 00:12:55,534
THE "SAVE THE
AMAZON" MONEY TODAY...
274
00:12:55,558 --> 00:12:56,958
IN CASH.
275
00:12:57,027 --> 00:12:58,743
Conscience: WELL, SHMUCK!
276
00:12:58,812 --> 00:13:00,478
CAN'T SAY I DIDN'T WARN YOU.
277
00:13:00,546 --> 00:13:03,392
WON'T THOSE
BLEEDING-HEARTS BE SURPRISED
278
00:13:03,416 --> 00:13:05,683
WHEN THAT CHECK FOR $1 MILLION
279
00:13:05,752 --> 00:13:07,785
BOUNCES TOMORROW MORNING?
280
00:13:10,090 --> 00:13:12,456
WHERE ARE YOU
RUNNING AWAY TO, MARTY?
281
00:13:12,525 --> 00:13:13,791
NOWHERE.
282
00:13:16,813 --> 00:13:18,746
LISBON, PORTUGAL.
283
00:13:18,814 --> 00:13:20,514
GOOD CHOICE.
284
00:13:20,583 --> 00:13:22,350
EXTRADITION'S DIFFICULT.
285
00:13:22,418 --> 00:13:25,019
THE ESCUDO IS HOLDING UP
WELL AGAINST THE DOLLAR.
286
00:13:25,088 --> 00:13:27,521
OH, AND MARTY...
287
00:13:27,590 --> 00:13:29,523
SPEAKING OF DOLLARS,
288
00:13:29,592 --> 00:13:31,392
WHERE'S THE MONEY?
289
00:13:34,931 --> 00:13:39,567
WOULDN'T BE... HERE, WOULD IT?
290
00:13:41,071 --> 00:13:43,654
HA HA HA HA HA HA.
291
00:13:43,723 --> 00:13:46,507
AH HA HA HA HA HA.
292
00:13:46,576 --> 00:13:47,908
AHH...
293
00:13:47,977 --> 00:13:49,043
ALL RIGHT.
294
00:13:49,112 --> 00:13:50,238
WHAT DO YOU WANT?
295
00:13:50,262 --> 00:13:51,696
I WANT HALF.
296
00:13:51,764 --> 00:13:52,764
HALF?
297
00:14:01,958 --> 00:14:03,552
ARE YOU FUCKING NUTS?
298
00:14:03,576 --> 00:14:05,488
I'M THE ONE WHO
STUCK MY NECK OUT.
299
00:14:05,512 --> 00:14:07,923
I'M THE ONE WHO PLANNED
THIS WHOLE DAMN THING!
300
00:14:07,947 --> 00:14:10,515
I'M THE ONE WHO LET
YOU GET AWAY WITH IT.
301
00:14:10,583 --> 00:14:12,934
I COULD HAVE BLOWN THE
WHISTLE ON YOU AT THE BANK.
302
00:14:13,002 --> 00:14:14,785
AND DON'T FORGET, MARTY.
303
00:14:14,854 --> 00:14:17,455
I CAN STILL BLOW THE
WHISTLE ON YOU NOW.
304
00:14:17,524 --> 00:14:21,159
OH, THIS WHAT I GET FOR
BEING AN ENTREPRENEUR, HUH?
305
00:14:21,227 --> 00:14:23,088
Conscience: TELL HER
TO GO TO HELL, MARTY.
306
00:14:23,112 --> 00:14:25,396
IT'S NOT TOO LATE TO
DO THE RIGHT THING.
307
00:14:27,700 --> 00:14:29,167
MISS KIELBASA?
308
00:14:29,236 --> 00:14:30,768
Miss Kielbasa: YES?
309
00:14:30,837 --> 00:14:32,870
I WANT TO DO THE
RIGHT THING HERE.
310
00:14:32,939 --> 00:14:35,022
MM-HMM.
311
00:14:35,091 --> 00:14:37,051
Conscience: THAT'S
IT, MARTY. TELL HER!
312
00:14:38,661 --> 00:14:39,794
YOU'RE A BANKER.
313
00:14:39,863 --> 00:14:41,328
COUNT OUT YOUR HALF.
314
00:14:41,397 --> 00:14:43,281
SMART BOY.
315
00:14:43,349 --> 00:14:44,789
Conscience: DUMB ASS!
316
00:14:48,170 --> 00:14:51,939
WELL, $500,000
317
00:14:52,008 --> 00:14:54,775
IS BETTER THAN NOTHING.
318
00:14:54,844 --> 00:14:56,944
IT'S MORE THAN I
EVER WOULD HAVE HAD
319
00:14:57,013 --> 00:14:59,046
IF I STAYED IN THIS
LOUSY BUSINESS.
320
00:15:00,850 --> 00:15:04,051
NOT THAT I DON'T
HAVE MEMORIES...
321
00:15:06,856 --> 00:15:08,856
LIKE THIS AX.
322
00:15:08,925 --> 00:15:10,424
Conscience: OH, NO!
323
00:15:10,493 --> 00:15:11,837
I KNOW WHAT YOU'RE THINKING.
324
00:15:11,861 --> 00:15:13,360
DON'T DO IT, MARTY!
325
00:15:13,429 --> 00:15:14,729
NOT THAT!
326
00:15:14,797 --> 00:15:16,864
YOU KNOW WHO
GAVE ME THIS GUITAR?
327
00:15:16,933 --> 00:15:18,299
NO. WHO?
328
00:15:20,703 --> 00:15:22,903
PETE TOWNSEND!
329
00:15:31,164 --> 00:15:33,097
Conscience: SHE'S DEAD!
330
00:15:41,174 --> 00:15:43,340
UH!
331
00:15:43,409 --> 00:15:44,987
Conscience: OH, THIS IS GREAT.
332
00:15:45,011 --> 00:15:46,388
YOU'RE TRYING TO
FIT HER IN THERE?
333
00:15:46,412 --> 00:15:48,891
WHAT'S THE MATTER,
COULDN'T YOU FIND A SHOE BOX?
334
00:15:48,915 --> 00:15:50,114
UH! UH!
335
00:15:52,085 --> 00:15:53,350
Conscience: MARTY, STOP!
336
00:15:53,419 --> 00:15:56,187
PUT HER LEG DOWN,
MAN! LISTEN TO ME!
337
00:15:56,256 --> 00:15:59,123
I WANT YOU TO PICK UP THE
PHONE AND CALL THE POLICE.
338
00:16:03,763 --> 00:16:05,195
Conscience: I THINK
YOUR BEST SHOT
339
00:16:05,264 --> 00:16:06,864
IS A TEMPORARY INSANITY PLEA.
340
00:16:06,933 --> 00:16:09,266
FROM WHERE I SIT, YOU
DEFINITELY HAVE A CASE.
341
00:16:09,335 --> 00:16:12,720
I'M NOT LISTENING TO YOU.
342
00:16:14,590 --> 00:16:16,858
I THINK WE JUST HIT
ON THE PROBLEM.
343
00:16:16,926 --> 00:16:19,026
YOU DON'T LISTEN
TO ME, NEVER HAVE.
344
00:16:19,095 --> 00:16:20,862
I'M JUST GONNA HAVE TO SPEAK UP!
345
00:16:20,930 --> 00:16:22,563
OH!
346
00:16:22,631 --> 00:16:23,697
Both: AHH!
347
00:16:23,766 --> 00:16:25,099
OPEN IT.
348
00:16:25,168 --> 00:16:26,934
AAH!
349
00:16:27,003 --> 00:16:28,702
AAH!
350
00:16:28,771 --> 00:16:32,323
♪ AH, LOVE HURTS ♪
351
00:16:32,392 --> 00:16:35,426
♪ IT HURTS ♪
352
00:16:35,495 --> 00:16:37,161
HE'S SINGING.
353
00:16:37,229 --> 00:16:38,440
JESUS, MARTY, IT SOUNDED LIKE
354
00:16:38,464 --> 00:16:40,609
YOU WERE KILLING
SOMEBODY IN HERE.
355
00:16:40,633 --> 00:16:42,900
HA HA HA.
356
00:16:42,968 --> 00:16:44,902
WHAT'S GOING ON?
357
00:16:44,970 --> 00:16:46,737
WE'VE HAD 30 COMPLAINTS
TONIGHT SO FAR
358
00:16:46,806 --> 00:16:49,557
FROM YOUR NEIGHBORS
ABOUT THE NOISE.
359
00:16:49,626 --> 00:16:50,891
The noise.
360
00:16:50,960 --> 00:16:52,826
THAT'S RIGHT, THE NOISE.
361
00:16:52,895 --> 00:16:54,128
NOW TURN THIS SHIT DOWN,
362
00:16:54,196 --> 00:16:55,996
OR I'M HAULING
YOUR ASS OFF TO JAIL.
363
00:16:56,065 --> 00:16:58,766
WHOA, OFFICER,
PLEASE, PLEASE, PLEASE.
364
00:16:58,834 --> 00:17:01,335
HA HA HA. REALLY...
REALLY, I HAD NO IDEA
365
00:17:01,404 --> 00:17:03,115
THAT THINGS HAD GOTTEN
THIS OUT OF HAND, OK?
366
00:17:03,139 --> 00:17:05,072
YOU SEE, I'VE JUST, UH...
367
00:17:05,141 --> 00:17:07,085
Conscience: KILLED MY BANKER!
368
00:17:07,109 --> 00:17:08,842
I KILLED MY BANKER...
I'VE KILLED MY HEARING
369
00:17:08,911 --> 00:17:10,578
WORKING IN THIS FUCKING PLACE.
370
00:17:10,647 --> 00:17:12,280
AND THAT'S WHY I
GOTTA WEAR THESE NOW.
371
00:17:12,348 --> 00:17:13,847
DOCTOR'S ORDERS.
372
00:17:19,605 --> 00:17:21,772
SPUD? SPUD!
373
00:17:21,841 --> 00:17:23,140
YEAH, IT'S MARTY.
374
00:17:23,209 --> 00:17:25,487
LISTEN, SPUD, I'VE HAD SOME
COMPLAINTS ABOUT THE NOISE.
375
00:17:25,511 --> 00:17:27,044
WILL YOU TURN IT DOWN, PLEASE?
376
00:17:37,674 --> 00:17:39,757
ANYTHING ELSE I CAN
DO FOR YOU, OFFICER?
377
00:17:41,193 --> 00:17:43,494
JUST KEEP IT DOWN.
378
00:17:43,563 --> 00:17:46,430
Conscience: OH, AH! PHOOEY!
379
00:17:52,355 --> 00:17:53,687
SORRY, OFFICER.
380
00:17:53,756 --> 00:17:55,957
I, UH, I, UH...
381
00:17:56,025 --> 00:17:58,426
I WAS AIMING FOR
THE WASTEBASKET.
382
00:18:01,297 --> 00:18:04,131
I... I DON'T THINK I'LL BE NEEDING
THESE THINGS ANYMORE...
383
00:18:04,200 --> 00:18:06,700
NOW THAT WE'VE
TURNED THE MUSIC DOWN.
384
00:18:06,769 --> 00:18:08,580
Conscience: HE'S LOOKING
AT THE DRUM CASE, MARTY.
385
00:18:08,604 --> 00:18:11,138
HE KNOWS!
386
00:18:11,207 --> 00:18:13,674
Officer: PROPERTY
OF DONNY OSMOND.
387
00:18:13,743 --> 00:18:16,477
HIS TOUR MOVED ON
TO FAIRBANKS, ALASKA
388
00:18:16,546 --> 00:18:18,212
OVER A MONTH AGO.
389
00:18:18,281 --> 00:18:20,815
DON'T THINK DONNY WILL
BE MISSING HIS DRUM KIT?
390
00:18:20,883 --> 00:18:22,667
YEAH, PROBABLY.
391
00:18:22,735 --> 00:18:24,268
WELL, WHY DON'T WE
GET IT OUT OF HERE?
392
00:18:24,336 --> 00:18:25,536
HUH? OH, YEAH.
393
00:18:25,572 --> 00:18:27,504
TIME IS MONEY. LET'S GO,
MOVE IT OUT RIGHT NOW.
394
00:18:27,574 --> 00:18:29,552
OK? HUP! HUP! HUB BUB!
LET'S GO! QUICK! QUICK! MOVE!
395
00:18:29,576 --> 00:18:30,886
HERE WE GO.
396
00:18:30,910 --> 00:18:33,210
GOOD. ALL RIGHT, GOOD.
397
00:18:33,279 --> 00:18:34,295
DONNY OSMOND.
398
00:18:36,065 --> 00:18:38,131
NOW, HIM, I LIKE.
399
00:18:38,200 --> 00:18:41,168
REMIND ME TO GET YOU
AN AUTOGRAPHED PICTURE.
400
00:18:41,236 --> 00:18:43,148
Conscience: HEY, WAIT.
DON'T LET HIM GO!
401
00:18:43,172 --> 00:18:44,883
GOD DAMN IT, MARTY,
YOU BLEW YOUR CHANCE!
402
00:18:44,907 --> 00:18:45,840
CONFESS!
403
00:18:45,908 --> 00:18:48,241
OH! AAH! OW!
404
00:18:48,310 --> 00:18:49,677
OW! OW! OW!
405
00:18:58,053 --> 00:19:01,021
I'M GETTING MIGHTY SICK OF YOU.
406
00:19:01,090 --> 00:19:04,525
Conscience: THE
FEELING IS MUTUAL.
407
00:19:04,593 --> 00:19:06,710
STOP THAT!
408
00:19:06,779 --> 00:19:08,145
OH!
409
00:19:09,848 --> 00:19:11,693
HEY, DIDN'T YOU READ THAT LABEL?
410
00:19:11,717 --> 00:19:14,084
THAT STUFF'S 18% ALCOHOL.
411
00:19:14,153 --> 00:19:15,869
LET'S PARTY!
412
00:19:15,938 --> 00:19:17,137
FUCK YOU!
413
00:19:19,108 --> 00:19:22,042
Conscience: HEY! THE
DOCTOR SAID A LITTLE SALVE.
414
00:19:22,111 --> 00:19:24,278
GENTLY! GENTLY!
415
00:19:26,282 --> 00:19:27,448
UH!
416
00:19:27,517 --> 00:19:30,218
Conscience: YOU'RE NOT
EVEN CLOSE, MARTY.
417
00:19:30,286 --> 00:19:32,486
I'M WAY DOWN DEEP INSIDE YOU!
418
00:19:34,290 --> 00:19:36,557
UH-OH. YOU'RE OUT OF SWABS.
419
00:19:36,625 --> 00:19:39,343
WHAT ARE YOU GONNA
USE NOW, MARTY?
420
00:19:41,130 --> 00:19:43,231
AW, A NICE SHARP PENCIL.
421
00:19:43,299 --> 00:19:44,565
GREAT IDEA.
422
00:19:44,633 --> 00:19:47,068
JAM IT WAY DEEP
INSIDE YOUR BRAIN
423
00:19:47,136 --> 00:19:48,903
JUST SO YOU CAN GET AT ME!
424
00:19:48,972 --> 00:19:52,088
HA HA HA HA HA HA!
425
00:19:52,157 --> 00:19:54,575
AH HA HA HA HA!
426
00:19:54,644 --> 00:19:56,026
YOU'RE RIGHT.
427
00:19:57,814 --> 00:20:01,098
HERE I AM FUCKING WITH YOU,
428
00:20:01,166 --> 00:20:04,301
AND I GOT A PLANE TO CATCH.
429
00:20:16,516 --> 00:20:18,949
ALL I GOTTA DO
430
00:20:19,018 --> 00:20:21,785
IS WALK DOWN THE STAIRS,
431
00:20:21,854 --> 00:20:24,788
RIGHT THROUGH THAT DOOR,
432
00:20:24,857 --> 00:20:26,957
AND GET INTO MY LIMO.
433
00:20:27,026 --> 00:20:28,537
Conscience: YOU'LL
NEVER MAKE IT, MARTY!
434
00:20:28,561 --> 00:20:30,293
WHO'S GOING TO STOP ME?
435
00:20:30,362 --> 00:20:32,396
Conscience: I AM, MOTHERFUCKER!
436
00:20:32,464 --> 00:20:33,675
SINCE YOU'RE NOT
GOING TO CONFESS,
437
00:20:33,699 --> 00:20:35,298
I GUESS I'LL HAVE
TO DO IT FOR YOU.
438
00:20:35,367 --> 00:20:36,466
WATCH THIS!
439
00:20:36,536 --> 00:20:38,002
HEY, MARTY.
440
00:20:38,070 --> 00:20:39,180
Conscience: HI, BUTTER PANTS.
441
00:20:39,204 --> 00:20:40,470
DID I HAPPEN TO MENTION THAT
442
00:20:40,540 --> 00:20:42,139
I KILLED MY BANKER UPSTAIRS?
443
00:20:42,207 --> 00:20:43,641
BOY, DID YOU SEE HER FACE?
444
00:20:43,709 --> 00:20:45,743
SHE HEARD ME, MARTY.
SHE DEFINITELY HEARD ME.
445
00:20:47,046 --> 00:20:48,478
OH, JAILBAIT,
446
00:20:48,548 --> 00:20:50,526
DID YOU EVER SEE WHAT
SOMEONE'S BRAINS LOOK LIKE
447
00:20:50,550 --> 00:20:52,360
SPLATTERED OVER A
MILLION DOLLARS IN CASH?
448
00:20:52,384 --> 00:20:54,985
WELL, I HAVE! THEY
HEAR ME, MARTY!
449
00:20:55,054 --> 00:20:56,654
NO, THEY DON'T.
450
00:20:56,722 --> 00:20:59,322
Conscience: SURE
ABOUT THAT, KILLER? OK.
451
00:20:59,391 --> 00:21:02,576
WELL, LET'S JUST SEE WHAT
HAPPENS WHEN WE WALK BY... HIM!
452
00:21:04,713 --> 00:21:06,147
DON'T WANT TO TRY IT, HUH?
453
00:21:06,215 --> 00:21:08,816
HEY. WHY YOU WALKING SO FUNNY?
454
00:21:08,884 --> 00:21:10,651
DIDN'T BROWN OUT
YOUR BERMUDAS, DID YOU?
455
00:21:10,719 --> 00:21:12,553
HA HA HA HA.
456
00:21:18,561 --> 00:21:19,760
PHEW.
457
00:21:31,457 --> 00:21:33,023
Conscience: HEY, MONKEY DICK.
458
00:21:33,091 --> 00:21:34,491
I KILLED MY BANKER!
459
00:21:34,560 --> 00:21:37,360
WELL, ZIP UP YOUR
PANTS AND GET THE COP!
460
00:21:37,430 --> 00:21:38,529
YOU HEAR THAT?
461
00:21:38,597 --> 00:21:40,631
YEAH, TELL THE COP
I STUFFED THE BITCH
462
00:21:40,699 --> 00:21:43,283
IN DONNY OSMOND'S DRUM CASE!
463
00:21:43,352 --> 00:21:45,485
WHAT'S THE MATTER
WITH YOU, QUEENIE?
464
00:21:45,554 --> 00:21:48,522
NEVER MADE PEE PEE NEXT
TO A PSYCHOPATH BEFORE?
465
00:21:48,590 --> 00:21:51,058
Conscience: STILL DON'T THINK
THEY CAN HEAR ME, MARTY?
466
00:21:51,127 --> 00:21:53,127
NO! NO!
467
00:21:55,931 --> 00:21:58,666
IT'S NOT POSSIBLE.
IT'S NOT POSSIBLE.
468
00:21:58,734 --> 00:22:00,112
THIS... THIS IS NOT POSSIBLE.
469
00:22:00,136 --> 00:22:02,369
THIS CANNOT BE POSSIBLE.
470
00:22:02,437 --> 00:22:04,972
Conscience: THEN WHY IS
EVERYBODY LOOKING AT YOU, FUCKER?
471
00:22:07,943 --> 00:22:09,877
JUST OPEN THAT DOOR,
AND I'LL TELL THEM ALL.
472
00:22:09,945 --> 00:22:11,311
ATTENTION, SHOPPERS,
473
00:22:11,380 --> 00:22:13,613
WE GOT A MURDERER IN URINAL 3!
474
00:22:13,683 --> 00:22:15,549
YOU BE MY GUEST.
475
00:22:15,617 --> 00:22:18,218
THE MUSIC'S SO LOUD,
THEY CAN'T HEAR YOU.
476
00:22:18,287 --> 00:22:21,822
Conscience: THEN I GUESS I'LL
HAVE TO SPEAK A LITTLE LOUDER!
477
00:22:21,891 --> 00:22:25,392
♪ OH! OH! OH! BABY, BABY ♪
478
00:22:25,460 --> 00:22:27,139
Marty: THEN I'LL JUST HAVE
TO TURN THE MUSIC UP
479
00:22:27,163 --> 00:22:29,396
A LITTLE LOUDER.
480
00:22:29,464 --> 00:22:31,298
Conscience: GO AHEAD, MARTY.
481
00:22:31,366 --> 00:22:32,666
GIVE ME YOUR BEST SHOT!
482
00:22:32,735 --> 00:22:34,401
WE'LL SEE WHO CRACKS FIRST.
483
00:22:34,469 --> 00:22:35,569
TURN IT UP, SPUD.
484
00:22:35,637 --> 00:22:37,115
MARTY, YOU JUST TOLD
ME TO TURN IT DOWN.
485
00:22:37,139 --> 00:22:38,906
WELL NOW I'M TELLING
YOU TURN IT UP!
486
00:22:38,974 --> 00:22:40,574
Conscience: DON'T
TURN IT UP, SPUD!
487
00:22:40,642 --> 00:22:42,342
TURN ME IN TO THE COPS.
488
00:22:43,879 --> 00:22:45,791
DID YOU HEAR ME, SPUD?
489
00:22:49,318 --> 00:22:51,651
WHY, THAT LITTLE SON OF A BITCH!
490
00:22:54,656 --> 00:22:56,423
Conscience: YOU PATHETIC LOSER!
491
00:22:56,491 --> 00:22:57,991
YOU'RE GONNA CONFESS!
492
00:22:58,060 --> 00:22:59,459
SAY WHAT?
493
00:22:59,528 --> 00:23:01,128
I DIDN'T CATCH THAT.
494
00:23:03,766 --> 00:23:07,868
♪ I'VE GOT A JOB FOR A
GUY CALLED MARTY SLASH ♪
495
00:23:10,672 --> 00:23:13,540
♪ HE PAID ME WITH A
CHECK BUT NEVER NO CASH ♪
496
00:23:21,350 --> 00:23:24,585
♪ AND A BUTTON IN MY
POCKET, YOU KNOW WHAT? ♪
497
00:23:26,188 --> 00:23:27,287
COME AGAIN?
498
00:23:27,356 --> 00:23:28,667
Conscience: TELL
THEM YOU KILLED HER!
499
00:23:28,691 --> 00:23:30,223
BEG YOUR PARDON?
500
00:23:30,292 --> 00:23:32,426
I CAN'T HEAR YOU!
501
00:23:35,164 --> 00:23:36,207
♪ ALTHOUGH ♪
502
00:23:36,231 --> 00:23:37,331
Conscience: CONFESS!
503
00:23:37,399 --> 00:23:39,077
♪ I'M ONLY 5 FOOT 1 ♪
504
00:23:39,101 --> 00:23:40,101
Conscience: CONFESS!
505
00:23:40,135 --> 00:23:41,680
♪ I'M ONLY 5 FOOT 1 ♪
506
00:23:41,704 --> 00:23:42,636
Conscience: CONFESS!
507
00:23:42,705 --> 00:23:44,382
♪ I'M ONLY 5 FOOT 1 ♪
508
00:23:44,406 --> 00:23:46,640
♪ 5 FOOT 1, 1, 1 ♪
509
00:23:46,709 --> 00:23:48,253
Conscience: SAY IT!
SAY IT! GOTTA SAY IT!
510
00:23:48,277 --> 00:23:49,209
GOTTA SAY IT!
511
00:23:49,278 --> 00:23:51,011
SAY IT! SAY IT! SAY IT!
512
00:23:51,080 --> 00:23:54,414
I KILLED MY BANKER!
513
00:23:58,237 --> 00:24:00,136
THEY HEARD ME THAT TIME, MARTY.
514
00:24:00,206 --> 00:24:01,572
THEY KNOW YOU DID IT.
515
00:24:03,559 --> 00:24:05,592
WHAT ARE YOU LOOKING AT ME FOR?
516
00:24:11,066 --> 00:24:12,332
Man: WHAT'S GOING ON, IGGY?
517
00:24:12,401 --> 00:24:14,834
I DIDN'T MEAN TO KILL MY BANKER.
518
00:24:14,903 --> 00:24:16,714
WHOA, DUDE. CHECK IT OUT.
519
00:24:16,738 --> 00:24:19,706
ALL I WANTED TO DO WAS
STEAL THE AMAZON MONEY.
520
00:24:19,775 --> 00:24:21,875
IT'S OK.
521
00:24:21,943 --> 00:24:23,577
IT'S ALL RIGHT HERE.
522
00:24:23,646 --> 00:24:25,279
IT'S RIGHT HERE!
523
00:24:28,350 --> 00:24:31,185
SHE TRIED TO GET HALF OF IT.
524
00:24:31,253 --> 00:24:34,521
I COULDN'T LET HER DO THAT.
525
00:24:34,590 --> 00:24:38,858
I HAD TO SMASH HER IN
THE HEAD WITH MY GUITAR.
526
00:24:38,927 --> 00:24:40,994
YOU CAN UNDERSTAND
THAT, CAN'T YOU?
527
00:24:44,767 --> 00:24:46,200
Conscience: GOOD, MARTY.
528
00:24:46,269 --> 00:24:48,369
THAT WAS A LOVELY CONFESSION.
529
00:24:48,437 --> 00:24:50,821
DOESN'T IT FEEL BETTER
TO GET IT OFF YOUR CHEST?
530
00:24:52,792 --> 00:24:54,992
HEY! WHAT'S THAT IN YOUR EAR?
531
00:24:58,130 --> 00:24:59,897
OH! UH! OH!
532
00:25:01,801 --> 00:25:03,166
EASY!
533
00:25:09,341 --> 00:25:12,076
HA! UGH!
534
00:25:12,144 --> 00:25:15,079
Conscience: HEY, MARTY,
SOMETHING JUST OCCURRED TO ME.
535
00:25:15,147 --> 00:25:18,566
DO YOU THINK THAT'S WHAT
EVERYBODY WAS LOOKING AT ALL THE TIME,
536
00:25:18,634 --> 00:25:20,734
AND THEY COULD
NEVER REALLY HEAR ME?
537
00:25:20,803 --> 00:25:22,736
OH, MARTY.
538
00:25:22,805 --> 00:25:25,086
THAT WOULD MEAN THAT IF YOU
HAD JUST KEPT YOUR MOUTH SHUT,
539
00:25:25,140 --> 00:25:27,340
YOU COULD HAVE GOTTEN
AWAY WITH IT AFTER ALL.
540
00:25:33,315 --> 00:25:34,993
Conscience: A PRIEST,
A RABBI, AND A HINDU,
541
00:25:35,017 --> 00:25:36,716
THEY'RE IN THIS CANOE, SEE,
542
00:25:36,785 --> 00:25:38,596
AND, UH, THERE'S ONLY
ENOUGH FOOD FOR 2 OF THEM.
543
00:25:38,620 --> 00:25:41,155
STOP ME IF I'VE TOLD YOU
THIS BEFORE, MARTY, OK?
544
00:25:41,223 --> 00:25:44,258
MARTY? OH, COME ON, MARTY.
545
00:25:44,326 --> 00:25:47,194
IT'S BEEN 2 YEARS. YOU
STILL CAN'T BE MAD AT ME.
546
00:25:48,997 --> 00:25:52,099
IS THIS ANY WAY TO SPEND
OUR LAST MOMENTS TOGETHER?
547
00:25:52,168 --> 00:25:53,288
IS THIS OUR MAN?
548
00:25:53,335 --> 00:25:54,563
THAT'S HIM.
549
00:25:54,587 --> 00:25:57,438
Conscience: HEY, WHAT DO YOU SAY
550
00:25:57,506 --> 00:26:00,390
WE SING SOME
BROADWAY SHOW TUNES?
551
00:26:00,458 --> 00:26:03,944
HEY, SLASH, AIN'T YOU GOING
TO EAT YOUR LAST MEAL?
552
00:26:04,012 --> 00:26:05,323
HEY!
553
00:26:05,347 --> 00:26:06,658
DON'T WASTE YOUR BREATH.
554
00:26:06,682 --> 00:26:08,393
HE'S DEAFER THAN A DOORNAIL.
555
00:26:08,417 --> 00:26:10,033
Conscience: OH, I KNOW.
556
00:26:10,101 --> 00:26:11,367
IN THE LAST REMAINING MOMENTS,
557
00:26:11,436 --> 00:26:12,681
LET'S GO OVER THOSE
10 COMMANDMENTS
558
00:26:12,705 --> 00:26:14,805
A FEW MORE TIMES. LET'S SEE.
559
00:26:14,874 --> 00:26:16,306
YOU WANT TO GO
FIRST, OR SHALL I?
560
00:26:16,375 --> 00:26:18,142
ALL RIGHT, I'LL GO.
561
00:26:18,210 --> 00:26:19,810
THOU SHALL NOT KILL.
562
00:26:19,879 --> 00:26:21,779
THOU SHALL NOT STEAL.
563
00:26:21,847 --> 00:26:23,675
BOY, YOU DONE ALL OF
THESE, HAVEN'T YOU, MARTY?
564
00:26:23,699 --> 00:26:24,898
HUH?
565
00:26:26,969 --> 00:26:28,969
IS IT TIME?
566
00:26:29,037 --> 00:26:31,304
IS IT TIME YET?
567
00:26:31,373 --> 00:26:33,306
IS IT TIME?
568
00:26:33,375 --> 00:26:37,160
Conscience: WHAT'S THE
HURRY, MARTY? AH HA HA HA HA!
569
00:26:38,964 --> 00:26:40,930
WELL, HEAD BANGERS,
570
00:26:40,999 --> 00:26:44,100
WASN'T THAT ONE A REAL SMASH?
571
00:26:46,171 --> 00:26:48,672
I KNOW IT WAS FOR MISS KIELBASA.
572
00:26:48,741 --> 00:26:51,341
HA HA HA HA HA!
573
00:26:51,410 --> 00:26:53,377
AS FOR MARTY,
574
00:26:53,445 --> 00:26:56,863
HE WAS RIGHT ABOUT
THAT NOISE IN HIS HEAD.
575
00:26:56,932 --> 00:26:59,282
HE PROBABLY WISHED HE WAS DEAF,
576
00:26:59,351 --> 00:27:02,402
BUT HE GOT DEATH INSTEAD.
577
00:27:02,471 --> 00:27:05,372
WELL, TILL NEXT
TIME, FRIGHT FANS,
578
00:27:05,441 --> 00:27:07,741
EAR'S LOOKING AT YOU.
579
00:27:07,809 --> 00:27:09,476
HA HA HA HA HA HA!
580
00:27:11,930 --> 00:27:14,848
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