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AHH, WELCOME TO MY COZY CRYPT.
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HAVE I GOT A STORY FOR YOU!
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A TACKY TROPICAL
TALE OF LOVE AND LUST,
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GREED AND GHOULS,
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AND MY PERSONAL FAVORITE, DEATH!
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HA HA HA HA.
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BUT I'M WARNING YOU,
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IT'S NOT A PRETTY PICTURE.
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SO, PACK UP YOUR PASSPORT
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AND PREPARE FOR THIS TORRID TALE
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OF PUTREFACTION IN PARADISE.
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I'M SURE YOU'LL
FIND IT APPEALING.
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Man: GOOD EVENING, GOOD EVENING.
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NICE TO HAVE YOU WITH US.
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HA HA HA HA!
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HEH HEH HEH.
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TO THE FUTURE, PARTNER.
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YOUR COPY OF THE ESCROW PAPERS,
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DIRECT FROM THE EXECUTOR
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OF THE FITZGERALD ESTATE
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TO YOUR EAGER YOUNG HANDS.
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I CAN ALREADY SEE THE
FABULOUS HOTEL CALYPSO
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RISING ON THAT LAND ALREADY.
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A PITY THE WIDOW FITZGERALD'S
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GOING TO MISS THE GRAND OPENING.
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LIKE YOU MISSED THE HOUSE CALL
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WHEN SHE WENT INTO
CARDIAC ARREST, EH, DOC?
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YES. THAT WAS VERY UNFORTUNATE.
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FREDDIE! WHO IS THAT
INCREDIBLE CREATURE?
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THAT INCREDIBLE
CREATURE, MY DEAR BOY,
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IS MARGARET RICHARDSON.
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SHE'S ONE OF THE
LONDON RICHARDSONS.
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SHE NEEDS SOMEONE TO
SHOW HER AROUND THE ISLAND.
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INTRODUCE ME.
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MARGARET'S RATHER
A TAD HIGH-STRUNG.
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IF I WERE YOU, I'D
KEEP MY HAND...
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AMONG OTHER
THINGS... IN MY POCKET.
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FREDDIE, DARLING!
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IT'S BEEN A DOG'S AGE!
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MARGARET.
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THANKS SO MUCH
FOR THE INVITATION.
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OH, MIND MY HAIR.
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IT'S ALREADY SUFFERING
FROM THE HUMIDITY.
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HA HA HA.
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MARGARET, MAY I
INTRODUCE OUR HOST,
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MR. LOGAN ANDREWS?
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MARGARET... SHE'S JUST
ARRIVED FROM ENGLAND.
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HOW DO YOU DO?
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BETTER ALREADY.
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WELCOME TO OUR ISLAND PARADISE.
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PARADISE? OH, HARDLY.
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I'D FORGOTTEN HOW
HOT IT GETS DOWN HERE
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AND HOW HUMID.
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AND THE FOOD, IT'S SO SPICY
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AND SO...
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ETHNIC.
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THE TRIP DOWN HERE WAS
AN ABSOLUTE NIGHTMARE.
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THEY HAD THE NERVE TO
CALL THE SERVICE FIRST CLASS.
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WHAT THEY REALLY
SHOULD CALL IT, OF COURSE,
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IS STEERAGE.
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YOU SAID SHE WAS
A TAD HIGH-STRUNG.
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SHE'S A BITCH ON WHEELS.
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BOSS! BOSS! COME QUICK!
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THERE BE A TERRIBLE ACCIDENT!
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DON'T GO AWAY.
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WHERE WOULD I GO IN
THIS GODFORSAKEN PLACE?
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WE BE CLEARING AWAY THE BRUSH.
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BEFORE WE KNOW WHAT HAPPEN,
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THE QUICKSAND,
IT SWALLOW HIM UP!
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JUST LIKE THAT!
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POOR CHARLIE, MAN.
I'M GOING TO MISS HIM.
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YEAH. ALL RIGHT,
TOMORROW, TAKE THE MEN
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AND START AT THE OTHER END.
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BUT THAT'S WHAT I BEEN
TRYING TO TELL YOU, BOSS.
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THE LAND, ALL OF IT,
SWAMP, QUICKSAND.
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THEN SINK PYLONS. ALL RIGHT?
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BOSS, YOU CAN'T DO NOTHING!
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I DON'T CARE WHAT IT TAKES.
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JUST MAKE IT WORK.
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BOSS, YOU CAN SHAKE
ME ALL YOU WANT,
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BUT I'M BEING STRAIGHT WITH YOU.
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IF YOU'RE GOING TO BUILD HERE,
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IT'S GOING TO TAKE
MORE MONEY THAN GOD!
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YOU LOOK LIKE YOU
LOST YOUR BEST FRIEND,
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IF YOU HAD ONE.
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NOT NOW, FREDDIE. NOT NOW.
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THE LAND IS A SWAMP.
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IT'S GOING TO COST
MILLIONS TO BUILD ON IT.
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MY GOD, I'M RUINED.
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REMEMBER, YOU CALLED
HER THE BITCH ON WHEELS.
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BUT SHE'S A BUGATTI
WITH A 4 ON THE FLOOR
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AND 4 MILLION IN THE BANK.
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I ALWAYS SAID YOU'D GET AHEAD,
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NO MATTER WHAT IT TAKES OR WHO.
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HEH HEH HEH.
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MISS, UM...
ROBERTSON, WASN'T IT?
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THAT'S RICHARDSON.
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FUNNY, NOBODY ELSE
SEEMS TO HAVE ANY TROUBLE
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REMEMBERING MY NAME.
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PERHAPS I'VE BEEN
SPENDING ALL OF MY ENERGIES
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REMEMBERING YOUR FACE.
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REALLY, MR. ANDREWS,
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SHOULDN'T YOU BE SAVING YOURSELF
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FOR MORE STRENUOUS PURSUITS?
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I KNOW YOU DON'T LIKE
THIS PLACE VERY MUCH,
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BUT IT DOES HAVE
ITS COMPENSATIONS...
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MOONLIT BEACHES, POUNDING SURF,
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TROPICAL BREEZES...
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AND YOU.
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YES, AND ME.
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A BOORISH YOUNG HUSTLER.
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GOOD NIGHT, MR. ANDREWS.
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WHAT DO YOU WANT?
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CAN'T I VISIT AN OLD FRIEND?
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DON'T BE PLAYING THAT GAME
WITH ME, LOGAN ANDREWS.
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OUR FRIENDSHIP WAS OVER AS
SOON AS YOUR FANCY FRIENDS
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DIDN'T APPROVE OF YOU BRINGING
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YOUR OWN DARK MEAT
TO THAT CLUB BARBECUE.
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TOUCHé, PSYCHE. THEN I
SHALL CUT TO THE CHASE,
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WHICH, UNFORTUNATELY,
ISN'T GOING TOO WELL.
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IT SEEMS THERE'S A
CERTAIN YOUNG LADY
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WHO DOESN'T FIND
ME QUITE AS CHARMING
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AS YOU ONCE DID,
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AND I WAS THINKING MAYBE
YOU COULD... DO SOMETHING?
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STRICTLY BUSINESS, OF COURSE.
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ALL RIGHT.
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GOOD.
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THEN IT'S THIS
YOU'LL BE NEEDING.
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YOU GIVE HER ONE DROP,
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SHE BECOME YOUR WIFE,
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BUT IF YOU GIVE HER 2,
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SHE BE YOURS FOR LIFE.
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NOW, THE SWIMMING
POOL WILL BE RIGHT HERE.
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AND THIS PICTURE, OF COURSE,
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DEPICTS THE CABAÑAS.
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WHAT DO YOU THINK?
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YES, I'M SURE THE
POTENTIAL'S THERE,
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BUT AS MY FATHER
ALWAYS USED TO SAY,
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"THE FIRST 3 RULES
OF REAL ESTATE
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ARE LOCATION,
LOCATION, AND LOCATION."
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AND THIS LOCATION IS DISGUSTING,
DISGUSTING, AND DISGUSTING.
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I THINK IT'S A BAD RISK,
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AND YOU, MR. ANDREWS,
ARE BAD NEWS.
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WELL, I'M SORRY THAT
YOU FEEL THAT WAY
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BECAUSE YOU MADE QUITE AN
IMPRESSION ON ME LAST NIGHT...
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ON EVERYONE AT
THE PARTY, IN FACT.
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IF THAT'S THE CREME DE LA CREME
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OF ISLAND SOCIETY,
GIVE ME SKIMMED MILK.
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HOW ABOUT SOMETHING
A BIT STRONGER?
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IT'S JUST SO GODDAMNED
HOT DOWN HERE.
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HERE. YOU'LL FEEL BETTER.
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NOT UNTIL I'M OUT OF
THIS TROPICAL HELLHOLE.
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DID IT...
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DID IT JUST...
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GET HOTTER IN HERE?
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YES, AND I BELIEVE IT'S
GOING TO GET EVEN HOTTER.
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OVER MY DEAD BODY.
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GOOD NIGHT, LOGAN,
AND GOOD RIDDANCE!
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MARGARET, IS THAT YOU?
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UH-HUH.
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WHAT ARE YOU DOING HERE?
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I... COULDN'T STAY AWAY.
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ARE YOU FEELING ALL RIGHT?
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MM-HMM.
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I'M FINE.
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OH, AND DON'T CALL ME MARGARET.
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CALL ME...
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MAGGIE.
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CAN I, UH...
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GET YOU ANYTHING?
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UH-HUH.
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YOU.
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THANK YOU, WELLINGTON.
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REALLY, LOGAN, I DON'T LIKE
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THE LOOKS OF THAT MAN.
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YOU'RE GOING TO HAVE TO GET
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A BETTER CLASS OF SERVANT.
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DARLING, HIS FAMILY'S WORKED
HERE FOR GENERATIONS.
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WHERE ELSE WOULD HE GO?
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SOMEWHERE WITH LOWER
STANDARDS, I IMAGINE.
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CARE FOR SOME CHAMPAGNE?
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Arrivederci, Margaret.
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Hello, Maggie.
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Well, this should
be a refreshing tidbit.
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TO OUR UNDYING LOVE.
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HA!
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MMM.
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DID IT...
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DID IT...
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JUST...
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GET HOTTER IN HERE?
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HA HA HA.
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OH.
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AH!
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MARGARET, ARE YOU...
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WELL COME ON, FREDDIE.
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YOU'VE GOT ENOUGH
DRUGS IN THAT BAG OF TRICKS
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TO STOCK A PHARMACY, FOR
GOD'S SAKE. DO SOMETHING!
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YOU CAN'T LET HER GO
LIKE THE WIDOW FITZGERALD!
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COVER YOUR TONGUE!
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I'M DOING WHAT I CAN!
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I DON'T KNOW WHAT'S
WRONG WITH HER YET.
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IT COULD BE ANYTHING.
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HAS SHE EATEN OR
INGESTED ANYTHING UNUSUAL?
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NOT THAT I CAN THINK OF.
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LOGAN, I'LL ALWAYS LOVE YOU,
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FOREVER AND EVER!
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SHE'S GONE.
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Man: "AND BOUND TO
THE SERVICES OF GOD,
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"YOUR GAINS ARE SUCH
AS MAKE FOR HOLINESS,
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"AND THE END IS ETERNAL LIFE,
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"FOR SIN PAYS A WAGE,
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"AND THE WAGE IS DEATH.
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"BUT GOD GIVES FREELY.
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"AND HIS GIFT IS ETERNAL LIFE
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"IN UNION WITH CHRIST
JESUS, OUR LORD.
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AMEN."
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AMEN. AMEN.
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Psyche: I KEPT MY
PART OF THE BARGAIN!
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DID YOU KEEP YOURS?
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UHH!
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MARGARET IS DEAD.
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YOU KILLED HER!
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ME? I ONLY MADE IT.
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YOU GIVE IT TO HER!
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UNH!
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YOU'RE NOT WORTH
GOING TO PRISON FOR...
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MY LOVE.
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WHERE YOU'RE GOING...
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'TIS FAR WORSE, MY CHILD.
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FAR WORSE.
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MARGARET...
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MARGARET...
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MAGGIE...
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YOU WERE THE BIGGEST FISH
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A GUY COULD EVER HOPE TO LAND.
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AND MY LAND... IS SWAMP.
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AND MY ASS IS GRASS.
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OH! OH!
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LOGAN!
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LOGAN!
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JESUS CHRIST.
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WHERE AM I?
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WHERE ARE YOU?
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FREDDIE PRONOUNCED YOU DEAD.
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WE HAD A FUNERAL.
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DEAD?
248
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YEAH.
249
00:15:43,293 --> 00:15:44,333
A FUNERAL?
250
00:15:46,112 --> 00:15:47,678
OH, DAMN!
251
00:15:47,747 --> 00:15:49,492
I BROKE ANOTHER NAIL!
252
00:15:49,516 --> 00:15:53,117
FORGET YOUR NAILS! YOU'RE ALIVE!
253
00:15:53,186 --> 00:15:55,186
OH, LOGAN.
254
00:15:55,254 --> 00:15:58,689
I NEVER THOUGHT
I'D SEE YOU AGAIN,
255
00:15:58,757 --> 00:16:01,175
NEVER KISS YOU AGAIN,
256
00:16:01,244 --> 00:16:05,897
NEVER MAKE LOVE TO YOU AGAIN.
257
00:16:05,965 --> 00:16:07,932
AH! AH!
258
00:16:17,226 --> 00:16:18,726
LOGAN...
259
00:16:18,795 --> 00:16:21,996
YOU ARE GOING TO MAKE
A FINE GROOM FOR HER.
260
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DARLING...
261
00:16:45,872 --> 00:16:47,538
I HOPE YOU LIKE THIS
262
00:16:47,606 --> 00:16:50,107
BECAUSE I'VE BEEN UP
SINCE THE CRACK OF DAWN
263
00:16:50,176 --> 00:16:54,545
COOKING FOR MY LITTLE
SNOOKUM-WOOKUMS.
264
00:16:54,613 --> 00:16:56,733
IT SMELLS LIKE
SOMETHING DIED IN HERE.
265
00:16:56,799 --> 00:16:59,883
I DON'T SMELL ANYTHING.
266
00:16:59,952 --> 00:17:01,630
MARGARET, ARE YOU ALL RIGHT?
267
00:17:01,654 --> 00:17:03,204
ME?
268
00:17:03,273 --> 00:17:06,107
YOU LOOK A BIT, UH...
269
00:17:06,175 --> 00:17:07,574
OFF.
270
00:17:07,643 --> 00:17:10,110
OH, DON'T BE SO SILLY, DARLING.
271
00:17:10,179 --> 00:17:12,629
I FEEL ENERGIZED, INVIGORATED,
272
00:17:12,698 --> 00:17:14,631
POSITIVELY REBORN.
273
00:17:14,700 --> 00:17:18,135
NOW, I WANT YOU TO
EAT EVERY LAST BITE
274
00:17:18,204 --> 00:17:20,838
BECAUSE YOU'RE GOING
TO NEED ALL YOUR STRENGTH
275
00:17:20,907 --> 00:17:23,374
IF YOU'RE GOING
TO MAKE LOVE TO ME
276
00:17:23,442 --> 00:17:27,278
5 TIMES A DAY.
277
00:17:27,347 --> 00:17:29,524
DID YOU REALLY MAKE ALL OF THIS?
278
00:17:29,548 --> 00:17:31,198
MM-HMM. AW.
279
00:17:31,267 --> 00:17:32,550
AND IF YOU LIKE THIS,
280
00:17:32,618 --> 00:17:35,686
YOU WILL LOVE DESSERT.
281
00:17:38,224 --> 00:17:39,957
TA-TA!
282
00:17:40,026 --> 00:17:41,158
TA-TA.
283
00:17:48,151 --> 00:17:50,550
HEH HEH HEH!
284
00:17:50,619 --> 00:17:52,870
YOU'RE LOOKING AWFULLY
CHIPPER FOR A MAN
285
00:17:52,939 --> 00:17:55,339
WHO'S JUST BURIED
THE LOVE OF HIS LIFE.
286
00:17:55,408 --> 00:17:57,358
WERE YOU THE BENEFICIARY?
287
00:17:57,427 --> 00:17:59,326
HA HA HA HA!
288
00:17:59,395 --> 00:18:02,440
YOU HAVE JUST MADE THE
MOST COLOSSAL MISTAKE
289
00:18:02,464 --> 00:18:03,809
OF YOUR MEDICAL CAREER.
290
00:18:03,833 --> 00:18:05,416
HA HA HA. NO, NO, NO.
291
00:18:05,485 --> 00:18:08,118
I DID THAT IN ENGLAND, DEAR BOY.
292
00:18:08,187 --> 00:18:10,037
WHY THE HELL DO YOU
THINK I'M IN THIS PLACE?
293
00:18:10,105 --> 00:18:12,906
I DON'T QUITE KNOW
HOW YOU BLEW THIS ONE,
294
00:18:12,975 --> 00:18:15,026
BUT MARGARET'S ALIVE.
295
00:18:17,329 --> 00:18:19,496
HMM HMM HMM!
296
00:18:19,566 --> 00:18:20,932
THAT'S IMPOSSIBLE.
297
00:18:21,000 --> 00:18:22,800
I KNOW A CORPSE WHEN I SEE ONE,
298
00:18:22,869 --> 00:18:24,602
AND I CAN ASSURE YOU
299
00:18:24,671 --> 00:18:27,204
THAT POOR, DEAR
MARGARET... UNLIKE ME...
300
00:18:27,273 --> 00:18:29,740
IS COMPLETELY PICKLED.
301
00:18:29,809 --> 00:18:32,042
YOU SEE, I HAD HER EMBALMED.
302
00:18:32,111 --> 00:18:33,427
OH, THAT'S IMPOSSIBLE.
303
00:18:33,496 --> 00:18:35,012
NO. IT'S THE LAW.
304
00:18:35,081 --> 00:18:37,314
ONE CAN'T BE TOO
CAREFUL IN THIS CLIMATE.
305
00:18:46,242 --> 00:18:49,343
OH, DARN! THERE
GOES ANOTHER NAIL.
306
00:18:52,748 --> 00:18:54,398
SOMETHING WRONG, PUMPKIN?
307
00:18:54,467 --> 00:18:56,017
GET AWAY FROM ME.
308
00:18:56,085 --> 00:18:57,117
COME AND GIVE
309
00:18:57,186 --> 00:19:01,672
YOUR LITTLE BABY-WABY A KISS.
310
00:19:01,741 --> 00:19:03,518
"GIVE HER ONE DROP,
SHE'LL BE YOUR WIFE.
311
00:19:03,542 --> 00:19:06,377
GIVE HER 2, SHE'LL
BE YOURS FOR LIFE."
312
00:19:06,446 --> 00:19:08,045
OH, MY GOD.
313
00:19:12,936 --> 00:19:14,046
STAY BACK, MARGARET!
314
00:19:14,070 --> 00:19:15,570
YOU'RE DEAD!
315
00:19:15,638 --> 00:19:19,023
♪ STICKS AND STONES ♪
316
00:19:19,092 --> 00:19:22,159
♪ CAN BREAK MY BONES ♪
317
00:19:22,228 --> 00:19:23,228
UNH!
318
00:19:29,552 --> 00:19:32,570
OH, MY GOD! I'VE KILLED HER!
319
00:19:34,974 --> 00:19:37,058
WAIT A SECOND.
320
00:19:37,126 --> 00:19:38,392
WAIT A SECOND.
321
00:19:39,662 --> 00:19:42,095
I CAN'T HAVE KILLED HER.
322
00:19:42,164 --> 00:19:44,348
SHE'S ALREADY DEAD.
323
00:19:45,985 --> 00:19:47,201
LOGAN!
324
00:19:47,269 --> 00:19:50,771
HOW COULD YOU?
325
00:19:50,840 --> 00:19:53,641
I JUST BOUGHT THIS DRESS.
326
00:19:55,144 --> 00:19:56,611
DARLING!
327
00:19:56,679 --> 00:19:57,679
AAH!
328
00:20:10,893 --> 00:20:13,710
PUMPKIN! WHERE ARE YOU?
329
00:20:13,779 --> 00:20:15,939
YOUR HONEY BUTTON WANTS A KISS.
330
00:20:17,783 --> 00:20:18,732
OH!
331
00:20:18,801 --> 00:20:20,484
AHH!
332
00:20:27,627 --> 00:20:28,627
NO!
333
00:20:35,685 --> 00:20:36,685
NO!
334
00:20:39,355 --> 00:20:40,954
UNH! UNH!
335
00:20:41,023 --> 00:20:42,790
AAH! AAH!
336
00:20:42,858 --> 00:20:45,459
OH! OH! OH!
337
00:20:48,731 --> 00:20:50,197
AAH!
338
00:20:50,265 --> 00:20:52,599
OH, MY GOD!
339
00:21:02,010 --> 00:21:03,844
UNH! UNH!
340
00:21:03,912 --> 00:21:06,714
WHOA!
341
00:21:06,782 --> 00:21:08,248
STAY AWAY FROM ME!
342
00:21:08,317 --> 00:21:09,750
NO!
343
00:21:12,287 --> 00:21:15,256
GET AWAY FROM ME!
344
00:21:21,130 --> 00:21:23,447
TAKE ME, LOGAN!
345
00:21:23,515 --> 00:21:25,665
I'M BURNING WITH DESIRE!
346
00:21:27,954 --> 00:21:29,803
AAH!
347
00:21:33,576 --> 00:21:35,576
SO MUCH FOR BURNING DESIRE.
348
00:21:38,665 --> 00:21:40,097
UGH.
349
00:21:51,327 --> 00:21:52,342
OH!
350
00:21:56,532 --> 00:21:57,565
OH.
351
00:22:04,407 --> 00:22:05,407
OOH.
352
00:22:14,250 --> 00:22:16,016
OH. WHOA.
353
00:22:21,256 --> 00:22:22,906
TO MARGARET...
354
00:22:22,975 --> 00:22:25,942
MAY SHE REST IN PEACE.
355
00:22:26,011 --> 00:22:28,879
I THOUGHT I WOULD NEVER
GET OVER HER DEATH.
356
00:22:34,036 --> 00:22:36,069
IN FACT,
357
00:22:36,138 --> 00:22:38,372
I NEVER THOUGHT SHE'D
GET OVER IT, EITHER.
358
00:22:57,526 --> 00:23:00,394
NO! NO!
359
00:23:02,498 --> 00:23:04,731
NO!
360
00:23:04,800 --> 00:23:06,333
I'M BACK!
361
00:23:21,083 --> 00:23:23,350
OHH!
362
00:23:25,821 --> 00:23:28,355
OOH! OOH!
363
00:24:13,686 --> 00:24:16,920
UH... I THOUGHT I WAS...
364
00:24:16,989 --> 00:24:18,855
YOU WERE...
365
00:24:18,924 --> 00:24:20,458
BUT DO YOU THINK YOU CAN TAKE
366
00:24:20,526 --> 00:24:22,543
THE EASY WAY OUT?
367
00:24:22,611 --> 00:24:25,279
YOU SEE, LOGAN,
IT'S LIKE I TELL YOU.
368
00:24:25,347 --> 00:24:29,466
I'LL ALWAYS KEEP MY PROMISES.
369
00:24:29,534 --> 00:24:30,984
NOW, THERE'S SOMEONE
370
00:24:31,053 --> 00:24:33,870
WHO'S JUST DYING TO SEE YOU.
371
00:24:40,679 --> 00:24:43,530
I ALWAYS SAID YOU'D
GET A HEAD, LOGAN.
372
00:24:43,599 --> 00:24:45,465
HA HA HA HA!
373
00:24:47,320 --> 00:24:48,251
THAT'S RIGHT, LOGAN.
374
00:24:48,320 --> 00:24:50,037
LIKE I SAY,
375
00:24:50,105 --> 00:24:53,123
SHE BE YOURS FOR LIFE...
376
00:24:53,191 --> 00:24:54,841
AND DEATH.
377
00:25:06,839 --> 00:25:08,506
AAH!
378
00:25:13,846 --> 00:25:19,416
WELL, PSYCHE CAN WORK
THAT OLD BLACK MAGIC ON ME
379
00:25:19,485 --> 00:25:21,685
ANY TIME SHE WANTS.
380
00:25:21,753 --> 00:25:23,587
AND HOW ABOUT MAGGIE?
381
00:25:23,655 --> 00:25:26,656
GIRLS LIKE THAT ARE
PRETTY HARD TO DIG UP.
382
00:25:29,228 --> 00:25:34,081
ANYWAY, LOOKS LIKE POOR
OLD LOGAN'S GOT HIMSELF...
383
00:25:34,150 --> 00:25:35,950
A ZOMBIE!
384
00:25:36,018 --> 00:25:38,285
I THINK I'LL HAVE ONE, TOO.
385
00:25:41,874 --> 00:25:44,808
CAPTIONING MADE
POSSIBLE BY WARNER BROS.
386
00:25:44,877 --> 00:25:47,877
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