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These are the user uploaded subtitles that are being translated: 1 00:00:02,919 --> 00:00:03,985 AHH! 2 00:00:08,992 --> 00:00:11,626 WELCOME, HORROR HOOLIGANS. 3 00:00:11,695 --> 00:00:13,729 THIS IS YOUR SHIVER CHEF. 4 00:00:17,568 --> 00:00:21,002 IT'S DISGUSTING WHAT PEOPLE WILL DO TO STAY YOUNG! 5 00:00:21,071 --> 00:00:22,949 WHAT'S THE MATTER WITH YOU? 6 00:00:22,973 --> 00:00:24,784 YOU WANT TO KEEP THAT 90-POUND CORPSE 7 00:00:24,808 --> 00:00:26,419 FOR THE REST OF YOUR DEATH? 8 00:00:26,443 --> 00:00:30,044 KEEP PUMPING WHILE I TELL THE STORY. 9 00:00:30,113 --> 00:00:33,849 TONIGHT'S STORY IS ABOUT AN OLD MAN 10 00:00:33,917 --> 00:00:36,818 WHO FINDS A NEW WRINKLE IN THE FOUNTAIN OF YOUTH... 11 00:00:36,887 --> 00:00:41,356 A TWISTED TALE THAT WE CALL THE SWITCH. 12 00:02:24,912 --> 00:02:26,022 HAVE YOU BEEN HERE ALL NIGHT, SIR? 13 00:02:26,046 --> 00:02:29,480 YOU'RE LIABLE TO CATCH YOUR DEATH OF COLD. 14 00:02:32,118 --> 00:02:33,768 HA HA HA! 15 00:02:33,837 --> 00:02:36,554 ARE YOU ALL RIGHT, SIR? 16 00:02:36,623 --> 00:02:40,008 I'M IN LOVE, FULTON. 17 00:02:40,094 --> 00:02:42,260 I'M IN LOVE. 18 00:02:42,329 --> 00:02:44,712 HAVE YOU TAKEN YOUR MEDICINE, SIR? 19 00:02:44,781 --> 00:02:47,699 I KNEW YOU'D THINK I'D GONE MAD, 20 00:02:47,768 --> 00:02:49,701 BUT IT'S TRUE. 21 00:02:49,770 --> 00:02:53,288 I AM MADLY, DESPERATELY IN LOVE. 22 00:02:53,356 --> 00:02:55,184 SHE'S CULTURED, SOPHISTICATED, 23 00:02:55,208 --> 00:02:59,244 AND WHAT'S BEST... SHE'S YOUNG. 24 00:02:59,313 --> 00:03:02,213 YOUNG, SIR? FORGIVE ME, SIR. 25 00:03:02,283 --> 00:03:05,150 ARE YOU SURE SHE'S INTERESTED IN YOU AND NOT YOUR... 26 00:03:05,219 --> 00:03:06,717 MONEY? 27 00:03:06,786 --> 00:03:08,826 DON'T WORRY, FULTON. 28 00:03:08,888 --> 00:03:10,572 I LOVE LINDA. 29 00:03:10,640 --> 00:03:14,726 I WANT TO MARRY HER VERY MUCH, 30 00:03:14,795 --> 00:03:19,998 BUT ONLY IF SHE LOVES ME AND NOT MY MONEY. 31 00:03:20,066 --> 00:03:22,951 SHE HAS NO IDEA OF HOW WEALTHY I AM. 32 00:03:23,019 --> 00:03:27,188 I HAVE ABSOLUTELY NO INTENTION OF TELLING HER. 33 00:03:27,258 --> 00:03:29,858 RATHER GOOD THINKING, SIR. 34 00:03:32,263 --> 00:03:36,681 THIS HOUSE HAS NEEDED A NEW LIFE 35 00:03:36,750 --> 00:03:42,654 FOR A LONG, LONG TIME. 36 00:03:42,723 --> 00:03:46,023 AND LINDA IS GOING TO BRING IT. 37 00:03:46,092 --> 00:03:50,795 COME ON, FULTON. LET'S OPEN THE CURTAINS. 38 00:03:50,864 --> 00:03:52,129 RIGHT YOU ARE, SIR. 39 00:03:52,198 --> 00:03:54,866 OPEN THE CURTAINS! LET SOME LIGHT IN HERE! 40 00:03:54,935 --> 00:03:59,137 IT'S BEEN DARK LONG ENOUGH! OPEN ALL THE CURTAINS! 41 00:03:59,206 --> 00:04:01,807 "THE LORD SAID, LET THERE BE LIGHT, AND THERE WAS LIGHT." 42 00:04:01,875 --> 00:04:04,409 WE'LL HAVE THE SUN, THE MOON, THE STARS, LINDA! 43 00:04:04,478 --> 00:04:07,912 IT'S TIME FOR US TO LIVE AGAIN, FULTON! 44 00:04:23,096 --> 00:04:25,175 YOU COULD HAVE DRESSED A LITTLE MORE SMARTLY, SIR. 45 00:04:25,199 --> 00:04:28,283 I DON'T WANT HER TO KNOW ABOUT ME, FULTON. 46 00:04:28,352 --> 00:04:30,647 THEN TALLY-HO AND GOOD HUNTING, SIR. 47 00:04:30,671 --> 00:04:31,770 THANK YOU, FULTON. 48 00:04:33,923 --> 00:04:36,057 Woman: AH, THEY'RE LOVELY, CARLTON. 49 00:04:36,126 --> 00:04:39,294 THEY'RE AS BEAUTIFUL AS ALL THE OTHER FLOWERS YOU'VE GIVEN ME. 50 00:04:39,363 --> 00:04:41,896 NOT HALF AS BEAUTIFUL AS YOU. 51 00:04:44,267 --> 00:04:46,212 YOU'VE MADE ME VERY HAPPY, LINDA, 52 00:04:46,236 --> 00:04:49,037 AND I'D LIKE TO MAKE YOU HAPPY, TOO. 53 00:04:49,106 --> 00:04:50,438 WHAT DO YOU MEAN? 54 00:04:50,507 --> 00:04:53,558 I DON'T HAVE VERY MUCH MONEY, 55 00:04:53,627 --> 00:04:59,081 BUT I'D GLADLY SHARE WHATEVER I HAVE IF YOU'D MARRY ME. 56 00:04:59,149 --> 00:05:02,617 CARLTON, I CAN'T. 57 00:05:02,686 --> 00:05:04,535 WHY NOT? 58 00:05:04,604 --> 00:05:06,855 YOU ARE SO SWEET TO ME, CARLTON, 59 00:05:06,923 --> 00:05:08,790 AND I APPRECIATE THAT, 60 00:05:08,859 --> 00:05:11,042 BUT WHEN I LOOK INTO YOUR FACE, 61 00:05:11,111 --> 00:05:14,446 I KNOW THAT I COULD NEVER MARRY YOU. 62 00:05:14,514 --> 00:05:17,065 YOU LOOK TOO OLD, 63 00:05:17,134 --> 00:05:20,668 OLD ENOUGH TO BE MY GRANDFATHER. 64 00:05:23,407 --> 00:05:24,772 YOU'RE RIGHT. 65 00:05:24,841 --> 00:05:29,745 I GUESS I'VE HAD THIS OLD FACE... 66 00:05:29,830 --> 00:05:32,664 A LONG, LONG TIME. 67 00:05:34,901 --> 00:05:35,817 BUT... 68 00:05:35,886 --> 00:05:42,874 I'M NOT... GOING TO LET THAT... 69 00:05:42,943 --> 00:05:45,710 KEEP US APART. 70 00:05:45,779 --> 00:05:47,745 WHAT DO YOU MEAN? 71 00:05:47,814 --> 00:05:52,200 I'LL DO ANYTHING IT TAKES TO MAKE YOU HAPPY... 72 00:05:52,269 --> 00:05:54,069 ANYTHING. 73 00:06:00,861 --> 00:06:04,413 MAY I INQUIRE HOW EVERYTHING WENT, SIR? 74 00:06:04,481 --> 00:06:05,980 PERFECT, FULTON. 75 00:06:09,986 --> 00:06:11,653 EVERYTHING... 76 00:06:14,124 --> 00:06:18,192 IS GOING TO BE... JUST... 77 00:06:18,261 --> 00:06:20,161 PERFECT. 78 00:06:30,374 --> 00:06:35,410 SO YOUNG. SO YOUNG. 79 00:06:39,449 --> 00:06:41,116 DID YOU SAY SOMETHING? 80 00:06:41,184 --> 00:06:43,351 NO. 81 00:06:43,420 --> 00:06:46,822 THEY SAY DR. THORNE IS SUCH A MIRACLE WORKER. 82 00:06:46,890 --> 00:06:51,259 HE CAN TAKE AS MUCH AS 5 TO 10 YEARS OFF YOUR APPEARANCE. 83 00:06:51,327 --> 00:06:54,895 5 TO 10 YEARS? 84 00:06:54,964 --> 00:06:57,114 WOULDN'T THAT SOLVE ALL OUR PROBLEMS? 85 00:06:58,552 --> 00:07:00,833 Nurse: THE DOCTOR CAN SEE YOU NOW. 86 00:07:06,593 --> 00:07:09,844 WE COULD START BY TIGHTENING UNDER THE CHIN 87 00:07:09,912 --> 00:07:12,413 AND ACROSS THE FOREHEAD. 88 00:07:12,482 --> 00:07:14,415 THAT'S NOT ENOUGH. 89 00:07:14,484 --> 00:07:17,952 WE COULD CONTINUE WITH 2 EYE TUCKS. 90 00:07:18,021 --> 00:07:20,755 STILL NOT ENOUGH. 91 00:07:20,823 --> 00:07:23,258 WE COULD EVEN ADD NEW CHEEKBONES 92 00:07:23,326 --> 00:07:25,026 AND A CHIN IMPLANT. 93 00:07:27,164 --> 00:07:30,698 I WANT TO LOOK STILL YOUNGER THAN THAT. 94 00:07:32,185 --> 00:07:37,439 WELL, THERE ARE VITAMIN SHOTS AND HORMONES. 95 00:07:37,508 --> 00:07:39,201 TAKE A LOOK AT WHAT WE DID WITH THIS GENTLEMAN. 96 00:07:39,225 --> 00:07:42,293 USING THOSE TECHNIQUES, I'VE MADE HIM LOOK 20 YEARS YOUNGER. 97 00:07:42,361 --> 00:07:46,514 I WANT TO LOOK LIKE I'M 30 YEARS OLD. 98 00:07:48,969 --> 00:07:53,921 MR. WEBSTER, I CAN ONLY TURN BACK THE CLOCK SO FAR. 99 00:07:53,990 --> 00:07:55,774 AT YOUR ADVANCED AGE, 100 00:07:55,842 --> 00:07:58,259 THERE'S ONLY SO MUCH THAT CAN BE DONE WITH THE HUMAN FACE. 101 00:07:58,328 --> 00:08:01,229 I DON'T THINK YOU FULLY UNDERSTAND ME, DOCTOR. 102 00:08:01,297 --> 00:08:04,983 I DON'T EXPECT YOU TO MAKE MY FACE LOOK 30. 103 00:08:05,051 --> 00:08:07,451 THEN WHAT DO YOU EXPECT? 104 00:08:07,520 --> 00:08:11,472 A WHOLE NEW FACE. 105 00:08:11,541 --> 00:08:13,274 THAT'S IMPOSSIBLE! 106 00:08:13,343 --> 00:08:15,427 MMM... 107 00:08:15,495 --> 00:08:19,564 I HEARD THERE'S SOMEONE WHO CAN DO IT. 108 00:08:30,126 --> 00:08:34,662 YOU UNDERSTAND THAT THIS KIND OF REFERRAL DOESN'T COME CHEAP, 109 00:08:34,731 --> 00:08:35,830 DON'T YOU? 110 00:08:35,899 --> 00:08:40,751 LIFE IS CHEAP, DOCTOR... 111 00:08:40,820 --> 00:08:43,121 BUT YOUTH... 112 00:08:43,190 --> 00:08:48,977 YOUTH IS VERY, VERY PRECIOUS. 113 00:09:02,275 --> 00:09:04,354 Fulton: ARE YOU SURE YOU'LL BE ALL RIGHT?, SIR 114 00:09:04,378 --> 00:09:05,510 OH, I'LL BE FINE. 115 00:09:05,578 --> 00:09:07,390 I'LL JUST SHOW YOU TO THE DOOR. 116 00:09:07,414 --> 00:09:09,881 THANK YOU, YES. BUT THEN GO ON BACK. I'LL BE ALL RIGHT. 117 00:09:23,063 --> 00:09:24,063 COME. 118 00:09:32,072 --> 00:09:34,867 THE ANESTHETIC, THE NERVE WORK, THE TECHNOLOGY... 119 00:09:34,891 --> 00:09:37,058 $1 MILLION. 120 00:09:37,127 --> 00:09:39,577 $1 MILLION? 121 00:09:39,646 --> 00:09:41,662 IT'S NOT SO MUCH, MR. WEBSTER. 122 00:09:41,731 --> 00:09:44,982 IN FACT, FOR A MIRACLE, IT'S NOT MUCH AT ALL. 123 00:09:45,051 --> 00:09:47,585 BUT... 124 00:09:47,654 --> 00:09:51,056 HOW CAN I BE CERTAIN THAT IT WOULD WORK? 125 00:09:51,124 --> 00:09:53,791 BECAUSE I HAVE PERFORMED THE OPERATION BEFORE. 126 00:09:53,860 --> 00:09:55,860 WHERE? 127 00:09:55,928 --> 00:09:57,228 IN BRATISLAVA. 128 00:09:57,296 --> 00:09:59,007 BUT IN AMERICA, NO ONE BELIEVES ME. 129 00:09:59,031 --> 00:10:00,498 THEY CALL ME CHARLATAN. 130 00:10:00,567 --> 00:10:04,469 THEY LAUGHED ABOUT ORGAN TRANSPLANTS, TOO. 131 00:10:04,537 --> 00:10:05,848 ONE DAY, THEY WILL WRITE ABOUT ME. 132 00:10:05,872 --> 00:10:09,841 ONE DAY, THEY WILL WORSHIP ME, THE FOOLS. 133 00:10:09,909 --> 00:10:11,843 I THINK IT'S OUTRAGEOUS. 134 00:10:11,911 --> 00:10:15,997 $1 MILLION FOR A SIMPLE OPERATION? 135 00:10:16,066 --> 00:10:20,001 SIMPLE? THIS IS A VERY COMPLEX OPERATION, MR. WEBSTER! 136 00:10:20,070 --> 00:10:22,015 ONLY A DOCTOR OF THE GREATEST TALENT 137 00:10:22,039 --> 00:10:23,750 WOULD EVEN DARE TO ATTEMPT IT... 138 00:10:23,774 --> 00:10:27,341 SOMEONE LIKE ME! 139 00:10:27,410 --> 00:10:28,810 BESIDES... 140 00:10:28,879 --> 00:10:32,881 THE OPERATION ONLY COSTS $100,000. 141 00:10:32,949 --> 00:10:38,135 WELL... WHAT IS THE OTHER 900,000 FOR? 142 00:10:38,204 --> 00:10:42,590 THE YOUNG MAN'S FACE. 143 00:10:43,777 --> 00:10:45,560 WHAT YOUNG MAN? 144 00:10:45,628 --> 00:10:50,598 YOU THINK FACES GROW ON TREES, MR. WEBSTER, LIKE GRAPEFRUIT? 145 00:10:50,667 --> 00:10:54,535 NO! THEY COME FROM LIVING, BREATHING HUMAN BEINGS. 146 00:10:58,008 --> 00:11:00,541 THIS IS HANS. 147 00:11:04,697 --> 00:11:07,865 COME. TAKE A CLOSER LOOK, MR. WEBSTER. 148 00:11:07,934 --> 00:11:09,845 SO WHAT DO YOU THINK OF HIM, MR. WEBSTER? 149 00:11:09,869 --> 00:11:13,037 A GOOD, STRONG JAW, SOLID CHEEKBONES, 150 00:11:13,106 --> 00:11:16,841 SPARKLING GREEN EYES... EXCELLENT GENES. 151 00:11:16,909 --> 00:11:19,222 I SHOULD KNOW. I HELPED TO BREED THEM MYSELF. 152 00:11:19,246 --> 00:11:21,112 DON'T FORGET MY HAIR. 153 00:11:21,181 --> 00:11:26,484 THAT'S RIGHT. THE VERY BEST OF HAIR. 154 00:11:26,553 --> 00:11:30,972 SO I... GET HIS FACE? 155 00:11:32,875 --> 00:11:34,975 AND I WILL GET YOUR MONEY. 156 00:11:35,044 --> 00:11:37,845 DO I GET HIS BRAIN? 157 00:11:37,914 --> 00:11:39,842 HA HA HA! DID YOU HEAR THAT, HANS? 158 00:11:39,866 --> 00:11:40,943 MR. WEBSTER IS AFRAID HE WILL END UP 159 00:11:40,967 --> 00:11:42,845 WITH YOUR BRAIN AS WELL. 160 00:11:42,869 --> 00:11:45,103 DON'T WORRY, MR. WEBSTER. 161 00:11:45,171 --> 00:11:47,171 YOU GET TO KEEP YOUR BRAIN. 162 00:11:47,207 --> 00:11:51,709 I ONLY CHANGE THE SKULL BONE AND FLESH COVERING. 163 00:11:51,777 --> 00:11:53,489 IN A WAY, IT'S TOO BAD 164 00:11:53,513 --> 00:11:59,283 BECAUSE HANS HAS A VERY, VERY POWERFUL BRAIN. 165 00:12:02,489 --> 00:12:03,705 SO... 166 00:12:03,774 --> 00:12:07,458 WE FINALLY COME DOWN TO IT. 167 00:12:07,526 --> 00:12:14,531 HOW MUCH DO YOU REALLY WANT TO BE YOUNG? 168 00:12:42,746 --> 00:12:44,946 DON'T BE FRIGHTENED, MR. WEBSTER. 169 00:12:45,015 --> 00:12:46,892 JUST TAKE A PEEK IN THE MIRROR, HUH? 170 00:12:46,916 --> 00:12:48,282 WHAT DO YOU THINK? 171 00:12:48,351 --> 00:12:50,785 IT'S NOT WHAT I EXPECTED. 172 00:12:50,854 --> 00:12:52,153 NOW, DON'T WORRY. 173 00:12:52,221 --> 00:12:54,122 IT WILL TAKE TIME FOR YOUR FACE TO HEAL 174 00:12:54,190 --> 00:12:56,891 AND FOR YOUR FEATURES TO TAKE ON THEIR PERMANENT SHAPE. 175 00:12:56,960 --> 00:12:59,794 THEN YOU'LL LOOK JUST LIKE HANS. 176 00:12:59,863 --> 00:13:01,941 I CAN'T WAIT FOR LINDA TO SEE ME. 177 00:13:01,965 --> 00:13:04,766 I'M SURE SHE'LL BE VERY PLEASED WITH YOU. 178 00:13:04,834 --> 00:13:07,135 JUST WAIT UNTIL YOUR FACE IS READY 179 00:13:07,203 --> 00:13:09,570 BEFORE YOU GO TO HER. 180 00:13:09,639 --> 00:13:11,039 WHERE IS HANS? 181 00:13:11,107 --> 00:13:13,374 HE'S AROUND. I'M GOING TO KEEP HIM HERE 182 00:13:13,442 --> 00:13:16,644 JUST IN CASE WE NEED HIM AGAIN. 183 00:13:16,713 --> 00:13:19,180 WHY WOULD WE NEED HIM AGAIN? 184 00:13:19,248 --> 00:13:21,949 YOU NEVER KNOW, DO YOU? 185 00:13:36,399 --> 00:13:37,898 I'M GLAD YOU'RE ALL RIGHT, SIR. 186 00:13:37,967 --> 00:13:40,134 I WAS WORRIED ABOUT YOU. 187 00:13:40,203 --> 00:13:42,503 WHAT HAVE THEY DONE TO YOUR FACE? 188 00:14:02,075 --> 00:14:03,707 SURPRISE! 189 00:14:05,845 --> 00:14:10,164 OH, MY GOD! WHAT HAVE YOU DONE? 190 00:14:10,233 --> 00:14:11,933 I'VE DONE IT, LINDA... 191 00:14:12,001 --> 00:14:15,569 PLASTIC SURGERY, JUST FOR YOU. 192 00:14:15,638 --> 00:14:20,575 BUT WHY? WHY ON EARTH WOULD YOU DO SUCH A THING? 193 00:14:20,643 --> 00:14:22,310 TO MAKE YOU HAPPY WITH ME. 194 00:14:22,378 --> 00:14:24,628 NOW NOTHING CAN STOP US. 195 00:14:24,697 --> 00:14:31,586 BUT YOUR FACE... IT'S SO DIFFERENT AND BIZARRE, 196 00:14:31,654 --> 00:14:35,573 AND YOUR BODY'S STILL OLD AND DECREPIT. 197 00:14:42,431 --> 00:14:49,503 BUT I THOUGHT THIS... WAS WHAT YOU WANTED. 198 00:14:49,572 --> 00:14:53,991 BUT I COULDN'T POSSIBLY GIVE MYSELF TO... 199 00:14:54,060 --> 00:14:56,961 AN OLD MAN. 200 00:14:57,030 --> 00:14:58,295 I'M SORRY, CARLTON. 201 00:14:58,364 --> 00:15:02,799 NO. DON'T... DON'T BE SORRY. 202 00:15:02,868 --> 00:15:07,755 JUST BE PATIENT, HMM? 203 00:15:11,311 --> 00:15:14,078 DO YOU THINK YOU'RE DOING THE RIGHT THING, SIR? 204 00:15:14,147 --> 00:15:16,180 WHAT DO YOU MEAN, FULTON? 205 00:15:16,249 --> 00:15:17,943 WELL, WHAT ASSURANCES DO YOU HAVE 206 00:15:17,967 --> 00:15:19,545 THAT SHE WILL FALL IN LOVE WITH YOU, 207 00:15:19,569 --> 00:15:22,820 EVEN AFTER YOU MAKE... THESE CHANGES? 208 00:15:22,889 --> 00:15:27,024 BECAUSE I LOVE HER, AND LOVE CONQUERS ALL. 209 00:15:27,093 --> 00:15:29,560 LOVE CAN ALSO BE BLIND, SIR. 210 00:15:29,628 --> 00:15:32,396 I JUST PRAY YOU'RE NOT THE ONLY ONE IT CONQUERS. 211 00:15:32,464 --> 00:15:33,564 HMPH. 212 00:15:33,632 --> 00:15:37,267 OF COURSE I CAN GIVE YOU A NEW TORSO, MR. WEBSTER. 213 00:15:37,336 --> 00:15:38,969 IT WILL BE NO PROBLEM WHATSOEVER. 214 00:15:39,038 --> 00:15:40,337 WHAT ABOUT MY FACE? 215 00:15:40,406 --> 00:15:42,084 OH, IT WILL BE PERFECT! 216 00:15:42,108 --> 00:15:46,711 HOW MUCH WILL IT COST, THIS NEW TORSO? 217 00:15:46,779 --> 00:15:48,045 $2 MILLION. 218 00:15:48,114 --> 00:15:51,849 WHAT? THAT'S INSANE. 219 00:15:51,918 --> 00:15:55,753 TO TAKE A MAN'S BODY, YOU MUST PAY DEARLY. 220 00:15:55,822 --> 00:16:00,191 YOU 2 ARE TAKING MOST OF MY MONEY. 221 00:16:00,259 --> 00:16:03,094 THAT'S VERY SAD, MR. WEBSTER. 222 00:16:03,162 --> 00:16:04,929 PERHAPS NEXT TIME, 223 00:16:04,997 --> 00:16:08,232 YOU WILL KNOW BETTER THAN TO GROW OLD. 224 00:16:25,517 --> 00:16:28,786 NOW, LET US BEGIN TO COUNT TO, UH, 225 00:16:28,855 --> 00:16:31,222 LET'S SAY, 2 MILLION. 226 00:16:31,290 --> 00:16:32,422 HA HA HA! 227 00:16:51,661 --> 00:16:54,245 Carlton's voice: IT'S AMAZING. 228 00:16:54,314 --> 00:16:58,766 IT'S AN ABSOLUTE MIRACLE. 229 00:16:58,835 --> 00:17:02,035 OH, NO, MR. WEBSTER. IT'S JUST AN OPERATION. 230 00:17:02,104 --> 00:17:04,372 I CAN'T WAIT FOR LINDA TO SEE ME. 231 00:17:04,440 --> 00:17:06,473 SHE WON'T REFUSE ME NOW, DOCTOR. 232 00:17:06,542 --> 00:17:07,875 I'M SURE SHE WILL BE VERY HAPPY, 233 00:17:07,944 --> 00:17:10,344 BUT JUST IN CASE, 234 00:17:10,412 --> 00:17:12,947 YOU KNOW WHERE YOU CAN FIND ME. 235 00:17:57,143 --> 00:17:59,943 I JUST CAN'T GET OVER YOUR TRANSFORMATION, CARL. 236 00:18:01,747 --> 00:18:02,814 NOT BAD, HUH? 237 00:18:02,882 --> 00:18:05,149 NOT BAD? YOU LOOK WONDERFUL. 238 00:18:05,218 --> 00:18:07,418 WONDERFUL ENOUGH TO TAKE A SWIM? 239 00:18:07,486 --> 00:18:08,419 SURE. 240 00:18:08,487 --> 00:18:09,720 HOW ABOUT RIGHT NOW? 241 00:18:09,789 --> 00:18:12,356 OK. I'VE GOT YOUR SUIT. 242 00:18:12,425 --> 00:18:14,225 HERE. 243 00:18:19,115 --> 00:18:20,248 YOU READY? 244 00:18:27,156 --> 00:18:28,689 LET'S GO! 245 00:18:33,095 --> 00:18:35,846 WHAT'S WRONG? 246 00:18:35,915 --> 00:18:37,214 IT'S YOUR LEGS. 247 00:18:37,283 --> 00:18:40,218 THEY'RE SO SCRAWNY AND OLD. 248 00:18:40,286 --> 00:18:43,098 LOOK AT THE SAGGING SKIN AND THE VEINS. 249 00:18:43,122 --> 00:18:46,090 FOR GOD'S SAKES, LINDA, WHAT MORE DO YOU WANT? 250 00:18:46,159 --> 00:18:48,425 WON'T YOU EVER BE SATISFIED? 251 00:18:48,494 --> 00:18:52,229 I KNOW WHAT I WANT, CARLTON, AND YOU JUST DON'T HAVE IT. 252 00:18:59,489 --> 00:19:00,489 COME IN. 253 00:19:11,500 --> 00:19:13,545 I'VE CLOSED THE HOUSE DOWN, SIR. 254 00:19:13,569 --> 00:19:16,303 I BEST BE ON MY WAY. 255 00:19:16,372 --> 00:19:18,455 I SHALL MISS YOU, SIR. 256 00:19:18,524 --> 00:19:21,192 I SHALL MISS YOU, TOO, FULTON, 257 00:19:21,261 --> 00:19:23,660 VERY MUCH SO, 258 00:19:23,729 --> 00:19:27,581 BUT WITH MY CURRENT FINANCIAL SITUATION, 259 00:19:27,650 --> 00:19:31,419 I CAN NEITHER AFFORD THE HOUSE... 260 00:19:31,487 --> 00:19:33,220 OR YOU. 261 00:19:33,289 --> 00:19:35,456 I UNDERSTAND. 262 00:19:35,525 --> 00:19:38,859 I HOPE YOU FIND WHAT YOU'RE LOOKING FOR, SIR. 263 00:19:38,927 --> 00:19:40,127 BY GOD, I WILL, FULTON. 264 00:19:40,196 --> 00:19:42,095 BY GOD, I WILL. 265 00:19:50,606 --> 00:19:52,584 A NEW LOWER BODY, MR. WEBSTER? 266 00:19:52,608 --> 00:19:54,502 THAT SHOULD BE NO PROBLEM, EH? 267 00:19:54,526 --> 00:19:56,794 HOW MUCH? 268 00:19:56,862 --> 00:19:58,023 OH, LET'S SAY, UH... 269 00:19:58,047 --> 00:20:00,764 $ 1 MILLION A LIMB. 270 00:20:00,833 --> 00:20:05,119 THAT'S ANOTHER $2 MILLION? 271 00:20:05,187 --> 00:20:06,448 I'M AFRAID, MR. WEBSTER, 272 00:20:06,472 --> 00:20:08,705 IT'S $3 MILLION. 273 00:20:10,576 --> 00:20:11,808 WHAT DO YOU MEAN? 274 00:20:11,877 --> 00:20:14,656 WELL, YOU'RE FORGETTING THE MOST CRUCIAL LIMB OF ALL, 275 00:20:14,680 --> 00:20:18,749 THE LIMB THAT IF YOU TRULY WISH TO SATISFY YOUR LOVER 276 00:20:18,817 --> 00:20:21,396 IS THE LIMB SHE WOULD WANT REPLACED MOST OF ALL. 277 00:20:21,420 --> 00:20:22,853 HA HA HA! 278 00:20:29,812 --> 00:20:33,497 HOW CAN YOU BE SURE HANS WOULD DO THIS? 279 00:20:33,566 --> 00:20:36,300 HE'S STARTING TO ENJOY HIS NEW FORTUNE. 280 00:20:36,368 --> 00:20:39,069 IT'S MADE A REMARKABLE CHANGE IN HIM. 281 00:20:39,138 --> 00:20:43,574 I'M SURE HE WOULD AGREE TO ONE FINAL EXCHANGE. 282 00:20:43,642 --> 00:20:50,214 $3 MILLION IS ALL THE MONEY I HAVE LEFT IN THIS WORLD. 283 00:20:50,282 --> 00:20:54,719 WELL, THEN MAYBE YOU SHOULD KEEP YOUR MONEY, MR. WEBSTER, 284 00:20:54,787 --> 00:20:56,198 AND FORGET ABOUT THE GIRL. 285 00:20:56,222 --> 00:20:58,372 THE CHOICE IS UP TO YOU. 286 00:21:47,423 --> 00:21:50,591 YOU ARE AN ADONIS NOW. 287 00:21:50,659 --> 00:21:53,894 EVERYTHING ABOUT YOU, DOWN TO THE MOST MINUTE DETAIL, 288 00:21:53,963 --> 00:21:55,196 IS PERFECT. 289 00:21:55,264 --> 00:21:58,665 ABSOLUTELY PERFECT. 290 00:21:58,734 --> 00:22:01,102 I CAN'T BELIEVE IT. 291 00:22:04,140 --> 00:22:07,274 WAIT TILL LINDA SEES THIS! 292 00:22:18,537 --> 00:22:19,570 LINDA. 293 00:22:19,638 --> 00:22:20,554 YOU HERE ABOUT THE APARTMENT? 294 00:22:20,622 --> 00:22:21,955 WHERE'S LINDA? 295 00:22:22,024 --> 00:22:23,223 SHE MOVED. 296 00:22:23,292 --> 00:22:26,060 MOVED? THAT'S IMPOSSIBLE. 297 00:22:26,128 --> 00:22:27,378 WHERE? 298 00:22:27,447 --> 00:22:29,296 SOME FANCY PLACE UPTOWN. 299 00:22:29,365 --> 00:22:31,298 HERE'S HER ADDRESS. 300 00:22:31,367 --> 00:22:33,216 UH-UH. 301 00:22:39,459 --> 00:22:41,291 PAL, IS THIS YOUR CAR? 302 00:22:41,360 --> 00:22:42,726 WHAT DO YOU WANT? 303 00:22:42,795 --> 00:22:44,094 A RIDE, MAN. 304 00:22:44,163 --> 00:22:46,063 YOU WANT A RIDE? 305 00:22:46,131 --> 00:22:47,932 YOU CAN HAVE A RIDE. 306 00:22:49,902 --> 00:22:52,736 WHOA! UNH! 307 00:22:52,805 --> 00:22:55,255 ANYBODY ELSE WANT A RIDE? 308 00:22:55,324 --> 00:22:56,790 LET'S GO, BOYS. 309 00:23:04,650 --> 00:23:06,495 WHO DO YOU WISH TO SEE, SIR? 310 00:23:06,519 --> 00:23:08,552 I'M LOOKING FOR LINDA'S APARTMENT. 311 00:23:08,621 --> 00:23:10,231 SIR, YOU HAVE TO BE ANNOUNCED FIRST. 312 00:23:10,255 --> 00:23:12,022 SIR? PLEASE. 313 00:23:16,045 --> 00:23:17,745 LINDA? 314 00:23:17,813 --> 00:23:18,813 LINDA! 315 00:23:21,017 --> 00:23:24,151 AHH... I'VE DONE IT! 316 00:23:24,220 --> 00:23:26,003 I DID IT. 317 00:23:26,071 --> 00:23:27,570 I'VE BECOME THE MAN YOU WANTED, 318 00:23:27,639 --> 00:23:29,907 AND LOOK WHAT I'VE BROUGHT YOU. 319 00:23:29,975 --> 00:23:32,259 MARRY ME, LINDA. 320 00:23:32,327 --> 00:23:33,560 I CAN'T. 321 00:23:33,629 --> 00:23:35,528 WHY NOT? 322 00:23:35,597 --> 00:23:37,798 I'M ALREADY MARRIED. 323 00:23:37,867 --> 00:23:40,117 WHAT? 324 00:23:40,186 --> 00:23:42,001 YOU'RE NICE, CARLTON, 325 00:23:42,070 --> 00:23:44,871 BUT I NEEDED A MAN OF FINANCIAL MEANS 326 00:23:44,940 --> 00:23:47,335 WHO COULD MAKE ME COMFORTABLE FOR THE REST OF MY LIFE. 327 00:23:47,359 --> 00:23:48,291 MARRIED? 328 00:23:48,360 --> 00:23:49,855 A MAN WITH ENOUGH MONEY 329 00:23:49,879 --> 00:23:52,257 SO I'D NEVER HAVE TO WORRY ABOUT BEING POOR, 330 00:23:52,281 --> 00:23:54,832 A MAN WHO UNDERSTOOD THE IMPORTANCE OF MONEY. 331 00:23:54,900 --> 00:23:56,817 BUT, LINDA... 332 00:23:56,885 --> 00:24:00,020 I FOUND MY NEW HUSBAND, CARLTON. 333 00:24:00,089 --> 00:24:02,222 HIS NAME IS HANS. 334 00:24:08,147 --> 00:24:09,846 HANS? 335 00:24:12,068 --> 00:24:13,348 YOUR COCKTAILS, SIR. 336 00:24:16,405 --> 00:24:18,172 THANK YOU, FULTON. 337 00:24:24,996 --> 00:24:27,514 HA HA HA HA! 338 00:24:27,582 --> 00:24:30,066 HA HA HA HA! 339 00:24:30,135 --> 00:24:32,836 HA HA HA HA HA HA HA! 340 00:24:32,905 --> 00:24:35,172 HA HA HA HA! 341 00:24:38,243 --> 00:24:40,878 POOR CARLTON. 342 00:24:40,947 --> 00:24:43,447 LOOKS LIKE HE BLEW IT! 343 00:24:43,515 --> 00:24:46,684 BUT NO PAIN, NO GAIN. 344 00:24:46,752 --> 00:24:52,122 I LIKE A BODY THAT'S NICE AND STRONG. 345 00:24:52,191 --> 00:24:55,559 IT'S YOUR LUCKY DAY, FELLA. 346 00:24:55,628 --> 00:24:59,262 WE WANT TO PUMP... YOU UP. 347 00:25:05,337 --> 00:25:08,271 CAPTIONING MADE POSSIBLE BY WARNER BROS. 348 00:25:08,340 --> 00:25:11,420 CAPTIONING PERFORMED BY THE NATIONAL CAPTIONING INSTITUTE, INC. 23764

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