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These are the user uploaded subtitles that are being translated: 1 00:00:05,539 --> 00:00:06,972 AW! 2 00:00:07,040 --> 00:00:09,475 POOR LITTLE FELLAS. 3 00:00:09,543 --> 00:00:12,978 WHEN I THINK OF THEIR CHILDHOOD, 4 00:00:13,046 --> 00:00:15,981 ALL THOSE CUTE LITTLE MAGGOTS. 5 00:00:16,049 --> 00:00:18,484 HA HA HA! 6 00:00:18,552 --> 00:00:20,519 OUR STORY IS ABOUT 7 00:00:20,588 --> 00:00:25,023 A MAN WITH NOBLER AMBITIONS. 8 00:00:25,092 --> 00:00:28,527 HE LIKES TO KILL HUMAN PESTS, 9 00:00:28,596 --> 00:00:32,030 AND HE DOES IT IN FRONT OF AN AUDIENCE. 10 00:00:32,099 --> 00:00:36,051 NOW, THAT'S ENTERTAINMENT! 11 00:00:36,137 --> 00:00:37,752 HA HA HA! 12 00:00:37,821 --> 00:00:41,256 SO HANG ON TO YOUR HATS, KIDDIES. 13 00:00:41,325 --> 00:00:44,759 THIS ONE'S A REAL SHOCKER! 14 00:01:54,731 --> 00:01:56,709 Niles Talbot: THIS HERE IS CHARLIE LEDBETTER, 15 00:01:56,733 --> 00:02:00,185 SITTING IN HIS CELL OUT AT THE STATE PENITENTIARY. 16 00:02:00,254 --> 00:02:02,221 IT'S LONG ABOUT MIDNIGHT. 17 00:02:02,289 --> 00:02:05,724 CHARLIE'S GOING TO DIE IN A FEW MINUTES. 18 00:02:05,792 --> 00:02:09,244 ONE THING MR. LEDBETTER AIN'T THINKIN' ABOUT 19 00:02:09,330 --> 00:02:11,914 IS JOE SAYLOR, HIS OLD BOSS. 20 00:02:11,982 --> 00:02:14,917 YOU SEE, ONE DAY, CHARLIE HAD A HALF-PINT OF VODKA FOR LUNCH. 21 00:02:14,985 --> 00:02:16,329 HE GOT TO THINKING ABOUT 22 00:02:16,353 --> 00:02:19,121 HOW THEY TURNED HIM DOWN WHEN HE WANTED THAT RAISE. 23 00:02:19,190 --> 00:02:21,924 NOW, HE FELT REAL BAD ABOUT THAT, OLD CHARLIE DID. 24 00:02:21,992 --> 00:02:23,959 HE'D BEEN WORKING THERE FOR ABOUT 7 YEARS, 25 00:02:24,028 --> 00:02:26,261 AND HE DIDN'T HAVE TOO MUCH TO SHOW FOR IT. 26 00:02:26,330 --> 00:02:28,931 SO HE WENT DOWN AND GOT HIS COLD BLUE .44 27 00:02:28,999 --> 00:02:31,433 OUT OF THE GLOVE BOX OF HIS CHEVY 28 00:02:31,501 --> 00:02:34,436 AND TOOK IT UP TO MR. SAYLOR'S OFFICE. 29 00:02:34,504 --> 00:02:36,438 2 SLUGS WENT INTO SAYLOR. 30 00:02:36,506 --> 00:02:37,940 3 WENT WILD. 31 00:02:38,008 --> 00:02:39,820 THE LAST ONE WENT RIGHT THROUGH A GLASS WALL 32 00:02:39,844 --> 00:02:41,244 INTO A SECRETARY WHO WAS PASSIN' BY. 33 00:02:42,713 --> 00:02:44,473 GOT HER RIGHT BEHIND THE EAR. 34 00:02:44,514 --> 00:02:46,481 KILLED HER BIG AS HELL. 35 00:02:46,550 --> 00:02:48,483 KIND OF A LUCKY SHOT REALLY. 36 00:02:48,552 --> 00:02:52,988 ABOUT THE ONLY KIND OF LUCK CHARLIE LEDBETTER EVER HAD. 37 00:03:01,065 --> 00:03:02,664 I GUESS RIGHT ABOUT NOW 38 00:03:02,733 --> 00:03:04,044 CHARLIE LEDBETTER'S STARTING TO THINK PRETTY SERIOUS 39 00:03:04,068 --> 00:03:06,501 ABOUT THAT VALLEY OF DEATH. 40 00:03:06,570 --> 00:03:09,504 HE'S THINKING ABOUT THAT RUBBER DIAPER THEY GIVE HIM TO WEAR, 41 00:03:09,573 --> 00:03:11,840 WONDERING IF HE'S GONNA CRAP ALL OVER HIMSELF 42 00:03:11,909 --> 00:03:14,509 WHEN I JUICE HIM IN A COUPLE MINUTES. 43 00:03:18,082 --> 00:03:20,933 HE WILL. 44 00:03:21,001 --> 00:03:22,200 NO! 45 00:03:24,238 --> 00:03:26,171 IT AIN'T RIGHT. 46 00:03:26,240 --> 00:03:28,673 IT AIN'T RIGHT! 47 00:03:28,742 --> 00:03:31,176 Niles: FIRST THING YOU GOT TO UNDERSTAND IS 48 00:03:31,245 --> 00:03:33,178 WHEN IT'S THEIR TIME, 49 00:03:33,247 --> 00:03:35,680 ALL THESE BIG, TOUGH GUYS GO YELLOW, 50 00:03:35,749 --> 00:03:37,227 CRYING AND HOLLERING AND SCREAMING, 51 00:03:37,251 --> 00:03:40,185 BLUBBERING, "THE GOVERNOR'S GOING TO CALL," AND ALL THAT. 52 00:03:40,254 --> 00:03:42,187 I BEEN HERE 12 YEARS, 53 00:03:42,256 --> 00:03:44,689 AND THE GOVERNOR AIN'T CALLED YET. 54 00:03:44,758 --> 00:03:46,937 PEOPLE SAY THE DAMNEDEST THINGS ABOUT ELECTROCUTIONS. 55 00:03:46,961 --> 00:03:48,860 THEY SAY YOUR EYEBALLS POP OUT. 56 00:03:48,929 --> 00:03:51,163 THEY SAY BLACK BLOOD COMES OUT YOUR MOUTH. 57 00:03:51,231 --> 00:03:53,243 THEY SAY YOU GET ALL FOAMY LIKE A RABID DOG. 58 00:03:53,267 --> 00:03:55,200 ALL THAT'S BULLSHIT. 59 00:03:55,269 --> 00:03:57,202 IT AIN'T TRUE AT ALL. 60 00:03:57,271 --> 00:03:59,249 NICE THING ABOUT ELECTRICITY IS IT'S CLEAN. 61 00:03:59,273 --> 00:04:00,783 OF COURSE, I HAVE SEEN A FEW HEADS SMOKE 62 00:04:00,807 --> 00:04:02,407 AFTER IT WAS ALL OVER. 63 00:04:02,476 --> 00:04:06,211 A SMOKIN' HEAD AIN'T VERY PRETTY. 64 00:04:06,280 --> 00:04:07,712 NO! 65 00:04:07,781 --> 00:04:08,781 NO! 66 00:04:14,488 --> 00:04:15,670 NO! 67 00:04:15,739 --> 00:04:17,205 WAIT A MINUTE! 68 00:04:17,273 --> 00:04:19,207 JUST WAIT A MINUTE! 69 00:04:19,275 --> 00:04:21,242 HE'S GOING TO CALL! 70 00:04:21,311 --> 00:04:23,244 THE GOVERNOR'S GOING TO CALL! 71 00:04:23,313 --> 00:04:25,179 HE'S GOING TO GIVE ME A STAY! 72 00:04:25,248 --> 00:04:26,280 YES, HE WILL! 73 00:04:26,349 --> 00:04:28,516 NO! NO! 74 00:04:28,585 --> 00:04:30,601 THE GOVERNOR'S GOING TO CALL! 75 00:04:30,671 --> 00:04:32,821 HE'S GOT TO! 76 00:04:32,889 --> 00:04:34,689 HE'S GOT TO! 77 00:04:36,293 --> 00:04:38,226 OH, KNOCK IT OFF, CHARLIE. 78 00:04:38,295 --> 00:04:40,261 QUIT BEING SO DAMN CHICKENSHIT. 79 00:04:40,330 --> 00:04:41,763 YOU KILLED SOMEBODY. 80 00:04:41,832 --> 00:04:43,710 NOW YOU'RE GOING TO DO THE HOT SQUAT. 81 00:04:43,734 --> 00:04:45,512 IT ALL EVENS OUT, DON'T IT, BABY? 82 00:04:45,536 --> 00:04:46,835 Charlie: WHY YOU DOIN' THIS?! 83 00:04:46,904 --> 00:04:48,882 YOU KNOW, PEOPLE TELL ME MOST EXECUTIONERS 84 00:04:48,906 --> 00:04:51,372 NEVER LOOK THE PRISONERS IN THE EYE, 85 00:04:51,442 --> 00:04:54,409 AFRAID THEY'RE GONNA GET SPOOKED OR SOMETHING. 86 00:04:54,478 --> 00:04:56,411 NOT ME. 87 00:04:56,480 --> 00:04:58,780 I ALWAYS LOOK. 88 00:05:03,053 --> 00:05:04,519 AH! 89 00:05:04,588 --> 00:05:06,354 OK, MR. LEDBETTER. 90 00:05:06,423 --> 00:05:09,841 NOW YOU'RE ALL READY FOR YOUR REGULATION 2 JOLTS 91 00:05:09,910 --> 00:05:11,376 THE STATE REQUIRES. 92 00:05:14,948 --> 00:05:16,959 I THINK WE SHOULD PROCEED, NILES. 93 00:05:16,983 --> 00:05:19,951 THERE'S BEEN NO WORD FROM THE GOVERNOR. 94 00:05:20,019 --> 00:05:21,920 YES, SIR. WE'RE ALL SET. 95 00:05:21,988 --> 00:05:24,456 Priest: LET US PRAY. 96 00:05:24,525 --> 00:05:26,458 "AS I ENTER HERE, 97 00:05:26,527 --> 00:05:29,461 "WITH A SENSE OF MY OWN UNWORTHINESS... 98 00:05:32,615 --> 00:05:35,367 "MAY THE BLESSINGS OF GOD IN UNMIXED JOY..." 99 00:05:36,954 --> 00:05:38,353 NO! 100 00:05:38,421 --> 00:05:40,455 IT'S NOT RIGHT! 101 00:05:42,476 --> 00:05:43,909 NO! 102 00:05:43,977 --> 00:05:46,010 NO! 103 00:05:46,063 --> 00:05:47,662 IT AIN'T RIGHT! 104 00:05:54,922 --> 00:05:57,822 "UNWORTHY THOUGH I BE, 105 00:05:57,891 --> 00:05:59,791 "MAY MY ENTRY BE BLESSED 106 00:05:59,859 --> 00:06:01,793 "BY YOU WHO ARE HOLY, 107 00:06:01,861 --> 00:06:03,328 "YOU WHO ARE MERCIFUL, 108 00:06:03,397 --> 00:06:05,130 YOU WHO ABIDE..." 109 00:06:05,198 --> 00:06:07,448 Niles: THEY SAY ELECTRIC CURRENT'S SO FAST 110 00:06:07,517 --> 00:06:08,750 THE BRAIN GETS COOKED 111 00:06:08,818 --> 00:06:11,119 JUST AS SOON AS THE SWITCH IS THROWED. 112 00:06:11,188 --> 00:06:12,665 PRISONER NEVER FEELS A THING. 113 00:06:12,689 --> 00:06:15,556 I'D HATE TO THINK THAT WAS TRUE. 114 00:06:32,959 --> 00:06:36,427 I'M A COUNTRY BOY, BUT I LIKE THE CITY. 115 00:06:36,496 --> 00:06:38,963 YOU KNOW? IT'S BIG. IT'S DIRTY. 116 00:06:39,032 --> 00:06:41,999 LETS YOU KNOW WHAT IT REALLY IS. 117 00:06:42,068 --> 00:06:45,537 AND AT NIGHT, THERE'S ALL THOSE LIGHTS. 118 00:06:45,605 --> 00:06:48,072 IT'S REAL PRETTY, ISN'T IT? 119 00:06:49,676 --> 00:06:51,643 MY NAME'S NILES TALBOT. 120 00:06:51,711 --> 00:06:54,679 I BEEN THE EXECUTIONER IN THIS STATE 121 00:06:54,747 --> 00:06:56,714 FOR THE LAST 12 YEARS. 122 00:06:56,783 --> 00:06:58,161 WHEN I GOT HERE FROM OKLAHOMA, 123 00:06:58,185 --> 00:06:59,595 I CAUGHT ON AS AN ELECTRICIAN, 124 00:06:59,619 --> 00:07:02,853 THEN AFTER A WHILE, I GOT A JOB OUT TO THE PRISON, 125 00:07:02,922 --> 00:07:05,089 TAKING CARE OF THE GENERATORS. 126 00:07:05,158 --> 00:07:08,359 I LIKE ELECTRICITY. 127 00:07:08,428 --> 00:07:09,894 IT'S DEPENDABLE. 128 00:07:09,962 --> 00:07:11,896 YOU CAN TRUST IT. 129 00:07:11,964 --> 00:07:14,098 A LOT OF STATES DO IT WITH GAS 130 00:07:14,167 --> 00:07:16,967 OR WITH SOME LETHAL INJECTION. 131 00:07:17,036 --> 00:07:19,003 I DON'T TAKE TO THAT. 132 00:07:19,072 --> 00:07:21,116 THAT'S HOW YOU KILL A DOG OR A CAT OR SOMETHING, 133 00:07:21,140 --> 00:07:23,575 NOT A MAN. 134 00:07:23,643 --> 00:07:27,929 IT'S GOT TO BE THE OL' ELECTRIC CHAIR FOR ME. 135 00:07:28,015 --> 00:07:31,116 Female reporter, on TV: SPECIAL AGENTS CALLED COYOTE BUSTERS. 136 00:07:31,184 --> 00:07:32,728 THE EFFORT, WHICH OFTEN INCLUDES 137 00:07:32,752 --> 00:07:34,763 AGENTS IN THE DRUG ENFORCEMENT ADMINISTRATION, 138 00:07:34,787 --> 00:07:35,920 THE FBI, AND OTHER... 139 00:07:35,989 --> 00:07:37,422 YEAH? 140 00:07:37,491 --> 00:07:39,102 CHEESE SANDWICH AND A CUP OF COFFEE, BLACK. 141 00:07:39,126 --> 00:07:40,726 Female reporter: ELSEWHERE TODAY, 142 00:07:40,761 --> 00:07:42,388 THE LEGISLATURE IS PREPARED TO VOTE 143 00:07:42,412 --> 00:07:44,841 WHETHER OR NOT TO RESCIND THE DEATH PENALTY IN THIS STATE, 144 00:07:44,865 --> 00:07:45,963 ONLY A FEW HOURS 145 00:07:46,033 --> 00:07:48,400 AFTER THE EXECUTION OF CHARLES LEDBETTER. 146 00:07:48,468 --> 00:07:49,979 OPPONENTS OF THE BILL CLAIM THE DEATH PENALTY 147 00:07:50,003 --> 00:07:53,188 HAS PROVEN AN EFFECTIVE DETERRENT AGAINST VIOLENT CRIME, 148 00:07:53,256 --> 00:07:55,723 AND ITS ABOLITION WILL ONLY PUSH THE CRIME RATE HIGHER 149 00:07:55,792 --> 00:07:58,259 AND PRODUCE MORE OVERCROWDING IN OUR PRISONS. 150 00:07:58,328 --> 00:08:00,929 MANY ALSO CLAIM THAT EXECUTION IS STILL MURDER 151 00:08:00,997 --> 00:08:02,414 IN THE EYES OF GOD. 152 00:08:02,482 --> 00:08:05,599 I'M TERRIBLY SORRY, NILES. 153 00:08:05,668 --> 00:08:07,652 HEY, LISTEN, IT WASN'T YOUR FAULT. 154 00:08:07,721 --> 00:08:09,065 NOTHING YOU COULD DO. 155 00:08:09,089 --> 00:08:10,355 I GOT TO ADMIT, 156 00:08:10,424 --> 00:08:13,124 THE DAMN THING CAUGHT ME BY SURPRISE. 157 00:08:13,193 --> 00:08:15,260 IF YOU'D LIKE, 158 00:08:15,329 --> 00:08:17,762 I CAN WRITE YOU A LETTER OF RECOMMENDATION. 159 00:08:17,830 --> 00:08:19,747 WELL, I WAS KIND OF HOPING 160 00:08:19,816 --> 00:08:21,549 I'D GET MY OLD JOB BACK. 161 00:08:21,617 --> 00:08:23,484 I MEAN, YOU STILL NEED SOMEBODY 162 00:08:23,553 --> 00:08:24,485 TO LOOK AFTER THE GENERATORS 163 00:08:24,554 --> 00:08:25,970 DOWN AT THE POWERHOUSE. 164 00:08:26,039 --> 00:08:28,440 WE ALREADY HAVE SOMEONE FOR THAT, NILES. 165 00:08:28,508 --> 00:08:30,608 YOU REMEMBER. YOU TRAINED HIM. 166 00:08:30,676 --> 00:08:33,861 LISTEN, I'VE BEEN WORKING HERE A LOT OF YEARS. 167 00:08:33,930 --> 00:08:35,863 I MEAN, 2 IN THE ELECTRIC SHOP. 168 00:08:35,932 --> 00:08:38,866 ANOTHER 12 THROWING THE SWITCH FOR THE STATE. 169 00:08:38,935 --> 00:08:42,453 DON'T SENIORITY COUNT FOR SOMETHING? 170 00:08:42,522 --> 00:08:44,906 IT'S NOT THAT, NILES. 171 00:08:47,977 --> 00:08:49,911 IT'S JUST THAT, UH... 172 00:08:49,979 --> 00:08:52,447 WELL, WE THOUGHT IT WOULDN'T BE GOOD 173 00:08:52,516 --> 00:08:54,949 TO HAVE YOU AROUND THE PRISONERS. 174 00:08:55,018 --> 00:08:56,951 I MEAN, THEY ALL KNOW WHAT YOU DID. 175 00:08:57,020 --> 00:08:59,787 I MEAN, THEY ALL KNEW YOU WERE THE MAN WHO... 176 00:08:59,856 --> 00:09:01,622 IT COULD GET PRETTY UGLY. 177 00:09:01,691 --> 00:09:03,135 LISTEN, IT'S NOTHING I CAN'T HANDLE. 178 00:09:03,159 --> 00:09:04,937 SOMEBODY GETS OUT OF LINE, 179 00:09:04,961 --> 00:09:06,256 I CAN TAKE CARE OF MYSELF. 180 00:09:06,280 --> 00:09:09,481 I CAN'T LET IT COME TO THAT, NILES. 181 00:09:09,549 --> 00:09:11,916 I'M SURE IF YOU THINK ABOUT IT, YOU'LL UNDERSTAND. 182 00:09:11,985 --> 00:09:14,002 YEAH, I UNDERSTAND. 183 00:09:14,070 --> 00:09:16,470 I GUESS THIS AIN'T THE KIND OF WORK 184 00:09:16,540 --> 00:09:19,473 THEY GIVE YOU A GOLD WATCH FOR, IS IT? 185 00:09:26,399 --> 00:09:29,333 Niles: ONE THING A MAN NEEDS IS A FRIEND, 186 00:09:29,402 --> 00:09:32,336 SOMEONE TO TALK TO WHEN YOU'RE FEELING DOWN AND OUT. 187 00:09:32,405 --> 00:09:35,339 I SUPPOSE THAT'S WHY THEY INVENTED BARS, YOU KNOW? 188 00:09:35,408 --> 00:09:38,343 YOU CAN NURSE A DRINK, THINK THINGS OVER, 189 00:09:38,411 --> 00:09:40,078 HAVE A LITTLE CHAT. 190 00:09:40,146 --> 00:09:41,245 ALL OF A SUDDEN, 191 00:09:41,314 --> 00:09:44,382 THINGS AIN'T QUITE AS BAD AS THEY SEEM. 192 00:09:44,451 --> 00:09:47,385 MOST BARROOM CONVERSATIONS IS EITHER ABOUT BASEBALL, 193 00:09:47,454 --> 00:09:49,387 FOOTBALL, BOXING, OR PUSSY. 194 00:09:49,456 --> 00:09:51,389 BUT WITH ME, IT'S DIFFERENT. 195 00:09:51,458 --> 00:09:54,392 PEOPLE USUALLY WANT TO TALK TO ME ABOUT MY JOB. 196 00:09:54,461 --> 00:09:57,395 I GUESS I OUGHT TO SAY MY EX-JOB. 197 00:09:57,464 --> 00:10:01,832 THIS ONE'S ON ME, MR. TALBOT. 198 00:10:01,901 --> 00:10:03,101 IT'S GODDAMN CRIMINAL. 199 00:10:03,169 --> 00:10:04,229 I CAN'T BELIEVE THOSE CHICKENSHIT POLITICIANS 200 00:10:04,253 --> 00:10:06,438 REALLY DID IT. 201 00:10:06,506 --> 00:10:08,356 ALL THOSE YEARS OF SERVICE, 202 00:10:08,424 --> 00:10:09,590 AND THEY CANNED YOU 203 00:10:09,659 --> 00:10:14,929 LIKE YOU WERE SOME FUCKING GUINEA OFF THE BOAT. 204 00:10:14,998 --> 00:10:18,432 I HATE TO SEE TALENT GO TO WASTE. 205 00:10:18,501 --> 00:10:20,718 IT'S A FUCKING SHAME. 206 00:10:20,786 --> 00:10:23,905 THANK YOU, VIC. YOU'RE A REAL BUDDY. 207 00:10:23,973 --> 00:10:25,253 THEY'RE DOING LOTS OF SHOWS ON TV 208 00:10:25,309 --> 00:10:26,941 ABOUT THE WHOLE THING. 209 00:10:27,010 --> 00:10:30,779 TV PEOPLE DON'T KNOW NOTHIN'. 210 00:10:30,847 --> 00:10:33,214 THEY WANT TO DO SOMETHING GOOD, 211 00:10:33,283 --> 00:10:34,927 WHAT THEY REALLY OUGHT TO DO IS 212 00:10:34,951 --> 00:10:36,929 THEY OUGHT TO PUT A LOT OF LITTLE TVs 213 00:10:36,953 --> 00:10:39,064 IN ALL THE CELLS OF ALL THE PRISONS, 214 00:10:39,088 --> 00:10:40,333 YOU KNOW, CLOSED CIRCUIT? 215 00:10:40,357 --> 00:10:42,101 SO THAT ALL THE GUYS WHO'S LOCKED UP 216 00:10:42,125 --> 00:10:45,426 CAN WATCH THEIR BUDDY WHEN HE GETS COOKED. 217 00:10:45,495 --> 00:10:46,772 THAT MIGHT BE A REAL EDUCATION. 218 00:10:46,796 --> 00:10:48,896 HELL, I'D WATCH IT. 219 00:10:48,965 --> 00:10:50,932 THERE WAS THIS EDITORIAL ON TV, 220 00:10:51,000 --> 00:10:52,511 AND THE COMMENTATOR WAS SAYING 221 00:10:52,535 --> 00:10:54,802 HOW IF THEY TELEVISED EXECUTIONS, 222 00:10:54,871 --> 00:10:56,982 THE WHOLE COUNTRY WOULD JUST STOP THE DEATH PENALTY. 223 00:10:57,006 --> 00:10:58,484 THEY'D ALL BE TOO SICK FROM IT. 224 00:10:58,508 --> 00:10:59,685 THEY WOULDN'T LET IT HAPPEN AGAIN. 225 00:10:59,709 --> 00:11:01,342 FUCKING GUYS ON TV. WHAT DO THEY KNOW? 226 00:11:01,410 --> 00:11:02,922 LET ME TELL YOU SOMETHING. 227 00:11:02,946 --> 00:11:04,490 IF THEY PUT EXECUTIONS ON TV, 228 00:11:04,514 --> 00:11:06,492 IT'D BE THE FUCKING HIGHEST-RATED SHOW 229 00:11:06,516 --> 00:11:07,516 OF ALL TIME. 230 00:11:07,550 --> 00:11:09,328 NIELSENS THROUGH THE ROOF. 231 00:11:09,352 --> 00:11:11,592 OTHER NETWORKS WOULD START KILLING PEOPLE 232 00:11:11,654 --> 00:11:12,954 JUST TO COMPETE. 233 00:11:13,022 --> 00:11:14,567 PRETTY SOON, GERALDO RIVERA 234 00:11:14,591 --> 00:11:16,602 WOULD BE PULLING THAT SWITCH. 235 00:11:27,037 --> 00:11:29,470 IT'S ALL A BIG FOOD CHAIN. 236 00:11:29,539 --> 00:11:32,473 WE EAT SHIT, AND THE SHIT EATS US. 237 00:11:32,542 --> 00:11:34,976 THEY CANNED ME FROM MY JOB 238 00:11:35,045 --> 00:11:36,978 BECAUSE THEY'RE AFRAID OF ME. 239 00:11:37,047 --> 00:11:38,980 THEY'RE AFRAID OF DEATH. 240 00:11:39,049 --> 00:11:41,983 THEY DON'T SEE IT'S ALL AROUND THEM. 241 00:11:42,052 --> 00:11:43,985 IT'S A DISEASE. 242 00:11:44,054 --> 00:11:47,488 YOU EAT IT, DRINK IT. YOU BREATHE IT. YOU FUCK IT. 243 00:11:47,557 --> 00:11:49,490 WE'RE ALL PREGNANT WITH IT. 244 00:11:49,559 --> 00:11:52,060 IT'S GROWING INSIDE ALL OF US, 245 00:11:52,128 --> 00:11:53,394 LIKE THEM, OVER THERE. 246 00:11:53,463 --> 00:11:55,263 YOU SEE THOSE 2 JUNKIES? 247 00:11:55,331 --> 00:11:57,091 PITIFUL BASTARDS, AIN'T THEY? 248 00:12:00,103 --> 00:12:02,036 I'LL TELL YOU SOMETHING, THOUGH. 249 00:12:02,105 --> 00:12:04,539 IN A WAY, I RESPECT THEM. 250 00:12:04,607 --> 00:12:06,040 THEY'RE HONEST. 251 00:12:06,109 --> 00:12:08,042 THEY SPEND ALL THE MONEY THEY CAN GET 252 00:12:08,111 --> 00:12:10,289 JUST TO SHOOT A LITTLE DEATH INTO THEIR ARMS, 253 00:12:10,313 --> 00:12:11,546 JUST FOR A THRILL, 254 00:12:11,614 --> 00:12:15,049 JUST TO GET A LITTLE TASTE OF THE GRAVE. 255 00:12:15,118 --> 00:12:17,552 SEE, THEY KNOW DEATH IS COMING. 256 00:12:17,620 --> 00:12:19,587 THEY TEASE IT. 257 00:12:22,158 --> 00:12:23,591 I LIKE THAT. 258 00:12:25,661 --> 00:12:28,596 COURSE, AT THE SAME TIME, JUNKIES ARE SHIT, 259 00:12:28,664 --> 00:12:30,598 TWO-BIT CRIMINALS. 260 00:12:33,169 --> 00:12:34,947 UPON EXAMINATION OF SWORN TESTIMONY, 261 00:12:34,971 --> 00:12:39,106 IT WOULD APPEAR THAT THE STATE HAS A STRONG CASE 262 00:12:39,192 --> 00:12:41,458 FOR THE PROSECUTION OF JAMES FLOOD 263 00:12:41,527 --> 00:12:43,227 FOR THE CRIME OF MURDER. 264 00:12:43,280 --> 00:12:46,381 HOWEVER, HAVING REVIEWED THE DISTRICT ATTORNEY'S CASE, 265 00:12:46,449 --> 00:12:49,384 I FIND THAT THE WARRANT FOR ARREST 266 00:12:49,452 --> 00:12:51,386 HAS BEEN IMPROPERLY WORDED. 267 00:12:51,454 --> 00:12:55,390 I'M AFRAID I MUST RULE THAT THERE ARE NO GROUNDS 268 00:12:55,458 --> 00:12:57,892 ON WHICH TO PROSECUTE JAMES FLOOD. 269 00:12:57,960 --> 00:13:00,344 MR. FLOOD, YOU ARE FREE TO LEAVE. 270 00:13:00,413 --> 00:13:02,513 YEAH! HA HA HA! 271 00:13:02,582 --> 00:13:04,114 Prosecutor: YOUR HONOR, I OBJECT. 272 00:13:04,184 --> 00:13:06,300 THIS IS A TRAVESTY OF JUSTICE! 273 00:13:06,369 --> 00:13:08,470 BECAUSE OF A SIMPLE CLERICAL ERROR, 274 00:13:08,538 --> 00:13:09,970 YOU'RE LETTING THIS MAN GO FREE. 275 00:13:10,039 --> 00:13:12,906 ORDER IN THE COURT. THIS CASE IS DISMISSED. 276 00:13:12,975 --> 00:13:14,220 YOUR HONOR, I WOULD LIKE TO PETITION IMMEDIATELY 277 00:13:14,244 --> 00:13:16,410 TO THE APPELLATE COURT FOR A REVIEW. 278 00:13:16,479 --> 00:13:18,646 ORDER IN THIS COURT! 279 00:13:18,732 --> 00:13:20,664 ORDER IN THE COURT! 280 00:13:20,734 --> 00:13:22,499 YOU SON OF A BITCH! YOU KILLED MY BROTHER! 281 00:13:22,568 --> 00:13:24,501 GET OFF MY BACK, WILL YA? 282 00:13:24,570 --> 00:13:26,503 YOUR BROTHER WAS A FAG! 283 00:13:26,572 --> 00:13:28,550 HEY, THERE, BITCH. 284 00:13:28,574 --> 00:13:30,507 YOU'RE A MURDERER! 285 00:13:30,576 --> 00:13:32,426 MURDERER! 286 00:13:32,495 --> 00:13:35,513 MURDERER! 287 00:13:40,353 --> 00:13:42,787 I GOT NOTHING SPECIAL AGAINST BIKERS. 288 00:13:42,856 --> 00:13:47,291 HELL, I USED TO OWN A HOG ONCE UPON A TIME. 289 00:13:47,360 --> 00:13:48,793 BIKERS BELIEVE IN FREEDOM. 290 00:13:48,862 --> 00:13:50,929 THEY DON'T WANT NOBODY TO LEAN ON THEM, 291 00:13:50,997 --> 00:13:52,341 AND THEY DON'T GIVE A GOOD GOD DAMN 292 00:13:52,365 --> 00:13:54,832 WHAT POLITE SOCIETY THINKS OF THEM. 293 00:13:56,402 --> 00:13:59,336 SEE, THEY FIGURE THEY'RE THROWBACKS TO REAL AMERICANS. 294 00:13:59,405 --> 00:14:02,339 YOU KNOW, WHAT THE COUNTRY WAS ALL ABOUT 295 00:14:02,408 --> 00:14:04,341 BEFORE IT ALL WENT TO HELL, 296 00:14:04,410 --> 00:14:06,844 WITH BIG-CITY LAWYERS AND COMPUTERS 297 00:14:06,913 --> 00:14:10,381 AND CORPORATIONS AND TIME CLOCKS AND WHAT ALL. 298 00:14:10,450 --> 00:14:13,384 THERE'S A LOT TO BE SAID FOR THAT. 299 00:14:13,453 --> 00:14:15,887 THOSE AIN'T BAD IDEAS. 300 00:14:17,457 --> 00:14:20,391 BUT THIS BIKER JIMMY FLOOD... 301 00:14:21,962 --> 00:14:24,395 NOW, HE WENT WAY OUT OF LINE. 302 00:14:26,499 --> 00:14:28,432 AND HE OUGHT TO PAY. 303 00:15:02,085 --> 00:15:03,484 AAH! 304 00:15:07,974 --> 00:15:12,960 AAH! 305 00:15:13,046 --> 00:15:14,924 AUTHORITIES BELIEVE A SHORT CIRCUIT 306 00:15:14,948 --> 00:15:17,882 MAY HAVE BEEN RESPONSIBLE FOR THE FREAK ACCIDENT 307 00:15:17,951 --> 00:15:21,385 WHICH CLAIMED THE LIFE OF ALLEGED MURDERER JIMMY FLOOD. 308 00:15:21,454 --> 00:15:23,332 FLOOD, OFTEN CHARACTERIZED IN THE PRESS 309 00:15:23,356 --> 00:15:24,433 AS A MOTORCYCLE HOODLUM... 310 00:15:24,457 --> 00:15:26,390 CAN YOU BELIEVE THAT? 311 00:15:26,459 --> 00:15:29,393 AND SOME PEOPLE SAY THERE'S NO GOD. 312 00:15:29,462 --> 00:15:32,963 SURE THERE'S A GOD. NO DOUBT ABOUT IT. 313 00:15:33,032 --> 00:15:35,216 PROBLEM IS HE SPENDS TOO MUCH TIME 314 00:15:35,285 --> 00:15:36,683 MAKING ASSHOLES LIKE THAT BIKER. 315 00:15:36,752 --> 00:15:37,912 I KNOW WHAT YOU MEAN. 316 00:15:37,953 --> 00:15:40,554 HE LOOKS LIKE A REAL CREEP TO ME. 317 00:15:40,623 --> 00:15:42,434 YOU KNOW HOW ON TV THEY GET THESE EXPERTS, 318 00:15:42,458 --> 00:15:44,425 YOU KNOW, THE ACLU TYPES? 319 00:15:44,494 --> 00:15:45,971 AND THEY'RE ALWAYS SAYING 320 00:15:45,995 --> 00:15:47,139 THAT IT'S ONLY THE MINORITIES 321 00:15:47,163 --> 00:15:48,991 THAT GET THE CHAIR. YOU EVER NOTICE THAT? 322 00:15:49,015 --> 00:15:52,950 THEY'RE ALL PRETTY DARK WHEN I GET DONE WITH THEM, VIC. 323 00:15:53,019 --> 00:15:54,969 YEAH? HA HA HA! 324 00:15:55,055 --> 00:15:58,923 WILL THE DEFENDANTS PLEASE RISE? 325 00:15:58,992 --> 00:16:05,463 WILL THE JURY FOREMAN PLEASE READ THE VERDICT? 326 00:16:05,532 --> 00:16:07,965 IN THE CHARGE OF FIRST-DEGREE MURDER, 327 00:16:08,034 --> 00:16:09,967 WE FIND THE DEFENDANTS, 328 00:16:10,036 --> 00:16:11,969 CYNTHIA BALDWIN AND THEODORE CARNE, 329 00:16:12,038 --> 00:16:13,554 NOT GUILTY. 330 00:16:13,639 --> 00:16:16,107 Judge: THE DEFENDANTS HAVE BEEN FOUND INNOCENT OF ALL CHARGES 331 00:16:16,175 --> 00:16:19,110 AND ARE FREE TO RESUME THEIR PRIVATE LIVES. 332 00:16:19,178 --> 00:16:21,112 THIS COURT IS ADJOURNED. 333 00:16:22,681 --> 00:16:24,615 I'M VERY HAPPY FOR YOU. 334 00:16:24,683 --> 00:16:26,117 IT'S OVER. 335 00:16:26,185 --> 00:16:27,985 OH, THANK GOD. 336 00:16:36,696 --> 00:16:39,630 THIS FELLA CARNE DECIDED TO UNLOAD HIS WIFE 337 00:16:39,699 --> 00:16:42,133 IN FAVOR OF THIS LITTLE HOTSKY THAT HE HAD ON THE SIDE. 338 00:16:42,202 --> 00:16:45,002 BUT HIS OLD LADY HAD ALL THE LOOT IN HER NAME, 339 00:16:45,071 --> 00:16:49,140 SO HE FIGURED DIVORCE WASN'T QUITE GOOD ENOUGH. 340 00:16:49,209 --> 00:16:50,929 I KNOW WHERE HIS HEAD IS AT. 341 00:16:50,977 --> 00:16:53,644 WE ALL DO. 342 00:16:53,713 --> 00:16:56,647 RIGHT DOWN THERE A-TWEEN HIS LEGS. 343 00:16:58,701 --> 00:17:01,435 YOU KNOW, I GOT TO SAY THIS FOR OL' CARNE. 344 00:17:01,504 --> 00:17:02,615 IF YOU'RE GOING TO DO IT, 345 00:17:02,639 --> 00:17:04,366 MAKE SURE SHE'S WORTH DOING IT FOR. 346 00:17:04,390 --> 00:17:08,142 THIS GIRL OF HIS IS AWFUL PRETTY. 347 00:17:08,211 --> 00:17:11,161 COURSE, EVERYBODY KNOWS BEAUTY'S ONLY SKIN-DEEP. 348 00:17:11,230 --> 00:17:12,679 LOOKS JUST DON'T LAST. 349 00:17:20,072 --> 00:17:21,505 HERE. 350 00:17:29,532 --> 00:17:30,998 OH! MY GOD! 351 00:17:31,067 --> 00:17:32,767 WHO ARE YOU? 352 00:17:32,852 --> 00:17:35,419 LOOK, I HAVE 200 BUCKS IN MY WALLET. 353 00:17:35,488 --> 00:17:37,004 IT'S IN MY PANTS IN THE OTHER ROOM. 354 00:17:37,073 --> 00:17:38,817 I HAVE SOME MONEY IN MY PURSE. 355 00:17:38,841 --> 00:17:41,053 PLEASE, TAKE IT. JUST DON'T HURT US. 356 00:17:41,077 --> 00:17:43,143 KEEP IT. I AIN'T HERE FOR YOUR MONEY. 357 00:17:44,963 --> 00:17:46,809 I DON'T GET IT. WHAT DO YOU WANT? 358 00:17:46,833 --> 00:17:48,199 I FIND YOU BOTH GUILTY 359 00:17:48,267 --> 00:17:50,112 OF THE MURDER OF YOUR FORMER WIFE, MR. CARNE. 360 00:17:50,136 --> 00:17:51,051 WERE YOU A FRIEND OF HERS? 361 00:17:51,120 --> 00:17:52,120 WHO ARE YOU? 362 00:17:52,172 --> 00:17:54,172 AND I SENTENCE YOU TO DEATH, 363 00:17:54,240 --> 00:17:55,784 THAT SENTENCE TO BE CARRIED OUT IMMEDIATELY. 364 00:17:55,808 --> 00:17:57,202 Cynthia: WAIT A MINUTE, WAIT A MINUTE! 365 00:17:57,226 --> 00:17:58,403 IT WAS ALL TED'S IDEA! 366 00:17:58,427 --> 00:17:59,438 I DIDN'T KNOW HE WAS GONNA GO THROUGH WITH IT. 367 00:17:59,462 --> 00:18:00,394 SHUT UP, CYNTHIA. 368 00:18:00,463 --> 00:18:01,395 YOU GOTTA BELIEVE ME! 369 00:18:01,464 --> 00:18:02,464 SHUT UP, CYNTHIA! 370 00:18:03,466 --> 00:18:05,133 NO! NO! WAIT! WAIT! WAIT! 371 00:18:05,201 --> 00:18:06,617 NO! AAH! 372 00:18:22,418 --> 00:18:25,386 I NEVER HAD NO PROBLEM WITH WOMEN. 373 00:18:25,455 --> 00:18:27,888 IF I WANTED ONE, I JUST WENT OUT AND GOT HER. 374 00:18:27,957 --> 00:18:31,225 EASY PEASY JAPANESEY. 375 00:18:33,696 --> 00:18:35,724 Man: ALL RIGHT! 376 00:18:35,748 --> 00:18:38,181 GIVE ME A BEER, HONEY. 377 00:18:38,251 --> 00:18:40,718 LADIES WANT YOU TO LOVE THEM'S ALL. 378 00:18:40,786 --> 00:18:42,753 THAT'S ALL THEY EVER WANT. 379 00:18:42,821 --> 00:18:44,132 THEY GET THAT FROM THEIR MAMAS 380 00:18:44,156 --> 00:18:46,323 AND FROM ALL THE TRASHY MAGAZINES THEY READ. 381 00:18:46,392 --> 00:18:49,393 IT'S EASY TO BE SUCCESSFUL WITH DAMES. 382 00:18:49,462 --> 00:18:52,429 JUST DON'T FALL IN LOVE, AND YOU'RE OK. 383 00:18:52,498 --> 00:18:57,033 YOU GIVE THEM WHAT THEY WANT, YOU FALL IN LOVE, 384 00:18:57,102 --> 00:18:59,069 THEY'LL KILL YOU. 385 00:19:00,673 --> 00:19:03,140 THEY CAN'T STAND YOU NO MORE. 386 00:19:03,208 --> 00:19:05,175 THEY EITHER DUMP YOU AND MOVE ON, 387 00:19:05,244 --> 00:19:07,378 OR IF THEY LET YOU HANG AROUND, 388 00:19:07,446 --> 00:19:10,281 THEY CUT YOUR BALLS OFF. 389 00:19:10,349 --> 00:19:11,815 WEIRD, AIN'T IT? 390 00:19:11,884 --> 00:19:15,386 NOW, AS FAR AS STRATEGIES FOR GETTING INTO THEIR PANTIES, 391 00:19:15,454 --> 00:19:17,421 THAT'S EASY, TOO. 392 00:19:17,490 --> 00:19:19,456 THE OLD RULE, 393 00:19:19,525 --> 00:19:22,293 YOU TREAT WHORES LIKE QUEENS AND QUEENS LIKE WHORES, 394 00:19:22,361 --> 00:19:23,894 YOU GOT NO PROBLEM. 395 00:19:23,962 --> 00:19:25,061 THEY'RE ON THEIR BACKS 396 00:19:25,130 --> 00:19:28,632 FASTER THAN YOU CAN SAY, "SON OF SAM." 397 00:19:30,235 --> 00:19:32,703 AW, GEE, LOOK AT THOSE HONEYS. 398 00:19:37,226 --> 00:19:40,828 AND UP THERE, WE GOT THE QUEEN BITCH HERSELF. 399 00:19:42,247 --> 00:19:43,347 YES, SIR. 400 00:19:43,415 --> 00:19:46,284 I GOT JUST WHAT THE DOCTOR ORDERED FOR YOU. 401 00:19:46,352 --> 00:19:48,786 YOU MIGHT HAVE FOOLED THAT JURY, 402 00:19:48,854 --> 00:19:50,571 BUT YOU DIDN'T FOOL ME NONE. 403 00:19:52,408 --> 00:19:53,802 I WONDER HOW YOU'RE GOING TO DANCE 404 00:19:53,826 --> 00:19:57,194 WHEN I PUT 10,000 VOLTS THROUGH YOUR ASS? 405 00:20:29,695 --> 00:20:31,673 COUPLE OF MINUTES, WE'RE GONNA HAVE OURSELVES 406 00:20:31,697 --> 00:20:34,114 ONE DEAD LITTLE GO-GO DANCER. 407 00:20:35,702 --> 00:20:37,801 WELL, HONEY... 408 00:20:37,870 --> 00:20:39,420 IT'S YOUR TIME. 409 00:20:42,508 --> 00:20:45,426 WHAT THE GODDAMN HELL IS GOING ON HERE? 410 00:20:49,682 --> 00:20:51,949 MR. TALBOT, YOU ARE UNDER ARREST. 411 00:20:52,018 --> 00:20:54,701 YOU HAVE THE RIGHT TO REMAIN SILENT. 412 00:20:54,771 --> 00:20:55,970 ANYTHING YOU SAY 413 00:20:56,038 --> 00:20:57,298 CAN AND WILL BE USED AGAINST YOU 414 00:20:57,322 --> 00:20:59,173 IN A COURT OF LAW. 415 00:21:35,428 --> 00:21:38,028 I GOT SOME GOOD NEWS FOR YOU, MR. TALBOT. 416 00:21:38,096 --> 00:21:39,996 SINCE YOU'RE SUCH A STAUNCH SUPPORTER 417 00:21:40,065 --> 00:21:41,197 OF CAPITAL PUNISHMENT, 418 00:21:41,266 --> 00:21:42,778 YOU'LL BE GLAD TO KNOW THE STATE LEGISLATURE 419 00:21:42,802 --> 00:21:44,502 HAS JUST REINSTATED THE DEATH PENALTY. 420 00:21:44,570 --> 00:21:47,505 AND GUESS WHO'S NOT PULLING THE SWITCH THIS TIME. 421 00:21:47,573 --> 00:21:50,508 Charlie's voice: YEAH! HA HA HA! 422 00:21:50,576 --> 00:21:52,009 DID HE CALL? 423 00:21:52,077 --> 00:21:54,011 DID THE GOVERNOR CALL YET? 424 00:21:54,079 --> 00:21:56,039 LISTEN, IF YOU'D JUST DELAY THIS THING 425 00:21:56,081 --> 00:21:57,515 JUST A COUPLE OF MINUTES. 426 00:21:57,583 --> 00:22:01,485 THAT'S ALL I'M ASKING FOR, JUST A FEW DAMN MINUTES! 427 00:22:01,554 --> 00:22:03,987 COME ON, NOW. I'M NOT LIKE THE OTHER ONES. 428 00:22:04,056 --> 00:22:05,489 YOU KNOW ME. 429 00:22:05,558 --> 00:22:07,491 YOU ALL KNOW ME! 430 00:22:07,560 --> 00:22:10,494 I USED TO WORK HERE, FOR CHRISAKES! 431 00:22:10,563 --> 00:22:13,497 COME ON! I'M TELLING YOU! THE GOVERNOR'S GOING TO CALL! 432 00:22:13,566 --> 00:22:15,699 HE KNOWS WHAT I DONE FOR HIM! 433 00:22:15,768 --> 00:22:17,701 HE KNOWS ABOUT ALL THE RATS 434 00:22:17,770 --> 00:22:19,815 AND ALL THE FUCKING CRUMBS I TOOK CARE OF! 435 00:22:19,839 --> 00:22:21,850 ALL THE SHIT THAT THEY WANTED ME TO GET RID OF! 436 00:22:21,874 --> 00:22:23,641 GODDAMN! 437 00:22:23,709 --> 00:22:27,011 YOU GOTTA LET ME GO, YOU SONS OF BITCHES! 438 00:22:27,079 --> 00:22:29,513 THAT PHONE IS GOING TO RING! 439 00:22:29,581 --> 00:22:32,516 I'M TELLING YOU, HE'S GOING TO CALL! 440 00:22:32,584 --> 00:22:35,019 HE'S GOING TO CALL! HE KNOWS! 441 00:22:35,087 --> 00:22:38,022 WHEN HE DOES, IF YOU JUICE ME BEFORE HE FUCKING CALLS, 442 00:22:38,090 --> 00:22:40,524 YOU'RE ALL GOING TO GET CANNED! 443 00:22:40,592 --> 00:22:42,526 YOU HEAR ME? 444 00:22:42,594 --> 00:22:44,528 YOU SHITHEELS! 445 00:22:44,596 --> 00:22:47,531 I DIDN'T DO NOTHIN' THAT YOU DIDN'T WANT! 446 00:22:47,599 --> 00:22:50,534 I DIDN'T DO NOTHIN' YOU DIDN'T GO ALONG WITH! 447 00:22:50,602 --> 00:22:51,722 ALLS I DID WAS SOMETHING 448 00:22:51,771 --> 00:22:56,040 YOU WERE TOO CHICKENSHIT TO DO YOURSELVES! 449 00:22:56,108 --> 00:22:58,542 YOU MISERABLE CHICKENSHIT BASTARDS! 450 00:23:00,079 --> 00:23:02,045 CHICKENSHIT FUCKERS! 451 00:23:02,114 --> 00:23:04,548 YOU CAN'T DO THIS TO ME! 452 00:23:07,119 --> 00:23:09,002 LET ME OUT OF HERE! 453 00:23:31,143 --> 00:23:32,855 NILES, I'M TERRIBLY SORRY 454 00:23:32,879 --> 00:23:34,544 IT'S COME TO THIS. 455 00:23:40,386 --> 00:23:42,319 IT'S MY JOB. 456 00:23:42,388 --> 00:23:46,823 THAT'S WHY I DID IT. BECAUSE IT'S MY JOB. 457 00:23:48,361 --> 00:23:51,295 IF A MAN AIN'T GOOD AT HIS JOB, 458 00:23:51,364 --> 00:23:54,298 THEN WHAT THE HELL'S HE GOOD FOR? 459 00:23:54,367 --> 00:23:56,267 WHAT'S ANYTHING GOOD FOR? 460 00:24:13,953 --> 00:24:18,222 AAH! 461 00:24:37,242 --> 00:24:39,142 Niles: I DIDN'T WANT NO HAIRCUT. 462 00:24:39,211 --> 00:24:41,144 THEY SAID THAT WAS A MISTAKE 463 00:24:41,213 --> 00:24:43,046 'CAUSE MY HEAD MIGHT CATCH ON FIRE 464 00:24:43,115 --> 00:24:45,148 FROM THE ELECTRICITY WHEN THEY JUICED ME. 465 00:24:45,217 --> 00:24:47,217 I TOLD THEM, "DON'T WORRY. 466 00:24:47,286 --> 00:24:49,086 THE GOVERNOR'S GOING TO CALL." 467 00:24:59,732 --> 00:25:01,297 DRAT! 468 00:25:01,366 --> 00:25:04,567 WHAT A REVOLTING DEVELOPMENT! 469 00:25:04,637 --> 00:25:09,172 AND WHAT A SWITCH FOR POOR TALBOT. 470 00:25:09,241 --> 00:25:12,676 IT JUST GOES TO SHOW YOU WHAT HAPPENS 471 00:25:12,745 --> 00:25:17,064 WHEN YOU GET TOO CAUGHT UP IN YOUR WORK. 472 00:25:17,132 --> 00:25:19,166 HA HA HA! 473 00:25:22,238 --> 00:25:24,671 DON'T WORRY, THOUGH. 474 00:25:24,740 --> 00:25:28,175 I'M SURE HE NEVER KNEW "WATT" HIT HIM. 475 00:25:28,244 --> 00:25:31,161 HA HA HA! 476 00:25:31,230 --> 00:25:34,381 SO REMEMBER, BOYS AND GIRLS, 477 00:25:34,450 --> 00:25:37,033 SAFETY FIRST. 478 00:25:37,102 --> 00:25:39,903 HA HA HA! 479 00:25:45,645 --> 00:25:48,178 AHH. 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