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Red, blue, green, and neighborhood.
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Don't say there's no good.
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Half -star, half -man, fighting evil,
that's the plan.
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Freak star.
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Freak star.
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Freak star.
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Freak star.
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Freak
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star.
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you're the people with all of it
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Awesome time!
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All right!
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Yeah!
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Where are those guys?
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I'm so hungry I could eat the scales off
a raptor. Sorry, no scale burgers here.
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All right!
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About time.
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I'm starved. Okay, try it now.
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Major historical moment.
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Why would your people create such
terrible biological weapons in the first
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place? It's mean.
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Guess they figured they could win wars
by making the other guys sick enough to
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give up. But then the other countries
retaliate with their own viruses and
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everyone would be sick.
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It isn't logical.
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Tell me about it.
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What really matters is that the world
leaders have finally wised up and agreed
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to get rid of the stuff once and for
all. But how?
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By taking her to a top -secret facility
to be safely destroyed.
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President Horns asked us to guard the
place and make sure nothing goes wrong.
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Speaking of which, we should be getting
ready to haul Finn!
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Do you really think we can repair this
hunk of junk?
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Dino -Vendor technology is so primitive.
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communications console running this is a
truly historic day
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a day our children and our children's
children will always remember for today
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have agreed to eradicate all biological
weapons forever they're destroying them
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are they insane i say we get our claws
on them before they have a chance yeah
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Just spread around a few viruses and
everyone will be too sick to stop us
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doing whatever we want.
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Including those street sharks and dino
-vengers.
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If only we knew where they're taking the
stuff.
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I might be able to help you with that.
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You? How?
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Finding out where the biological
material is being taken isn't a problem.
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Acquiring it will be. Soft skins are no
match for us.
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Usually, yes.
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But believe me, security will be
unprecedented.
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Well, we'll just have to find a way in.
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Hmm. I know a way. The government is
secretly holding a nearly invincible
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Idiot. Who do you think deployed him to
this planet in the first place? That
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alien is just like the monkeys in your
space program.
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sent out to explore the solar system. He
was equipped with all sorts of life
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support monitors and data -gathering
equipment.
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We sent him to your galaxy to see if he
could survive here.
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How would you like to use him again to
steal those biological materials?
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I'd love to, but he's extremely
dangerous, unpredictable, impossible to
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Maybe for you.
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I've just completed the simulated
testing on my new mind control chip. I
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test monkey, as you say, to test it on.
You could bring the alien under my
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control? With Raptor's strength and
cunning, we can break into the facility
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recruit the alien.
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Yes. The idea has merit.
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Hacks will go with you.
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Keep a close eye on him.
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Everybody set?
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Speak to me.
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Rip, it's Dave.
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I'm glad I caught you.
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Mr. President, there's something wrong
at the disposal site.
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No, it's the alien I'm worried about.
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Someone's broken into the facility where
it's constrained.
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Sir,
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if that thing gets loose again... I
know. That's why I called you. I'll fax
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top -secret location to you in transit.
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Please hurry.
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We're on it, sir.
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But, Rip, what about the biological
collection site? We can't be in both
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at once.
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We'll have to split up. Cover all our
bases.
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these alien creatures.
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Yes, all in their peaceful cryogenic
sleep until I wake them.
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I thought you were just going to implant
the chip in this one.
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If our experiment succeeds, don't you
think Bad Rap will want more of these
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indestructible creatures?
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Look around you. He could have a whole
army of them.
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Yeah, well, we'll just get on with it.
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Excellent. Body temperature and
respiration returning to normal.
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Are you sure you can control him?
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We'll soon find out.
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He doesn't look under control to me. Say
hello to your distant cousin.
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He's not my cousin.
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It worked! I did it! Now, disable the
pod.
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Excellent! Excellent!
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Now, one last experiment.
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Subdue the...
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Take him outside. Make sure he doesn't
get away.
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If I hold on to these aliens, no one
will be able to stop me. And we're here
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make sure that doesn't happen.
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Shark attack!
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Dino charge!
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How'd I know we'd find you here,
Paravazoid? Or should I say, Iguanazoid?
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you done?
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Restrain them. All of them. Now!
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Wanna fight, jewel face?
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Coming at ya! Is that any way to talk to
a lady?
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The lady needs to learn some manners.
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Better tell President Horn. He's not
going to like this.
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Well, security
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looks good.
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It certainly does.
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But I won't feel secure until all that
dangerous biological material is
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incinerated.
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I know what you mean.
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Wow,
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major bio -nightmare!
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Better take up positions!
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We'll be about that.
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Spoil me.
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The mind control chip worked!
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Nice turn of events, huh?
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It only gets worse. If I could direct
your attention to the raptor over there.
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There's enough virus in that vial to
make people very, very sick for a
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mile radius.
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Ha! This is the nice turn of events.
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Good work, Hags.
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Strap on a gas mask and...
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haven't quite grasped the situation,
have you? Oh, well, it is to be expected
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from a lower life form like yourself.
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How dare you!
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They belong
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to me now, including Hax. You double
-crossed me?
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Why, you wizard old...
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Beware.
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At least all those terrible biological
weapons were incinerated.
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That's something. But who knows how much
paranoids got away with.
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No sign of bad rapid spitter, huh?
Better call the president.
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Huh? Busy?
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I don't get it. President Horn's line's
been busy for hours.
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Guess I'll give it one more try.
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President Horn, hi.
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Yes, we're all fine. But Slimazoid got
away with enough biological formula to
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thicken half the planet.
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Well, I wouldn't worry about him. Great
work, fellas. Thanks so much for all
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your help.
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Huh? Say what?
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Excuse me?
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What? But he's got two aliens and one of
the raptors.
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I'll contact the Pentagon.
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They'll take it from here. Thanks again,
guys.
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This doesn't make any sense.
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All right, I've done everything you
asked.
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No, there's still much to be done. Well,
I won't be a party to any more of it.
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No, you seem to have forgotten who's in
charge here. You will do as I say. I run
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the country now, and soon I will rule
the world.
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You'll never get away with this.
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I already have!
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Is this normal?
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No way.
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They just shut down the Internet.
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President Horns declared martial law.
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Oh, that doesn't sound like Dave.
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I think we need to go to Washington and
find out for ourselves what's going on.
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Bofo idea.
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And how much you want to bet you'll find
your bud Dr.
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Creepazoid there?
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Aren't you coming with us?
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Nope. I've got an idea how to deal with
those aliens, but it's going to take
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some time.
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This insanity has to stop, Doctor...
President Paradigm. Has a nice
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ring to it, doesn't it? Though His Royal
Majesty King Paradigm sounds good, too.
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A more fitting name for the sole ruler
of the entire planet. You have some
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to make to all those world leaders. To
warn them about the biological threat
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endangering them all.
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So it is, Iguanazoid.
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We have to stop him before President
Horn makes those calls.
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Get them!
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Where's your security staff?
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He made me dismiss them and evacuate the
city.
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We're no match for them.
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Don't let them hear you say that!
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Yes! Watch it!
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furniture, sir.
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No problem.
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What's wrong with you? Get up! Stop
them! That's your job!
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Do it!
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Sorry, your green card just expired.
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Let me go! You can't do this! I am the
president now!
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You've just been impeached, and now
you're going to jail.
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Major Coolpanzerino, build yourself a
bigger, better transponder. That's about
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it. Locked into his radio frequency, and
voila!
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I've got myself my very own space cadet.
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Now the question is, what to do with
him?
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Oh, I got a few ideas.
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Nighty -night, drool twin.
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Sweet dream.
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And what about him?
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I wish there was some way he could make
up for all the trouble he's caused your
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planet. Maybe there is.
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Whoa, look at him. IQ scramble time.
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Just get him in here, Spitter.
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Now, get us as far away from this
miserable little planet as we can get.
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Yes, sir.
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Where to?
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I don't care. Pick a galaxy. There's a
whole universe out there to be
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