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Red, blue, green, and neighborhood.

Don't say there's no good.

Half -star, half -man, fighting evil, that's the plan.

Freak star.

Freak star.

Freak star.

Freak star.

Freak

star.

you're the people with all of it

Awesome time!

All right!

Yeah!

Where are those guys?

I'm so hungry I could eat the scales off a raptor. Sorry, no scale burgers here.

All right!

About time.

I'm starved. Okay, try it now.

Major historical moment.

Why would your people create such terrible biological weapons in the first

place? It's mean.

Guess they figured they could win wars by making the other guys sick enough to

give up. But then the other countries retaliate with their own viruses and

everyone would be sick.

It isn't logical.

Tell me about it.

What really matters is that the world leaders have finally wised up and agreed

to get rid of the stuff once and for all. But how?

By taking her to a top -secret facility to be safely destroyed.

President Horns asked us to guard the place and make sure nothing goes wrong.

Speaking of which, we should be getting ready to haul Finn!

Do you really think we can repair this hunk of junk?

Dino -Vendor technology is so primitive.

communications console running this is a truly historic day

a day our children and our children's children will always remember for today

have agreed to eradicate all biological weapons forever they're destroying them

are they insane i say we get our claws on them before they have a chance yeah

Just spread around a few viruses and everyone will be too sick to stop us

doing whatever we want.

Including those street sharks and dino -vengers.

If only we knew where they're taking the stuff.

I might be able to help you with that.

You? How?

Finding out where the biological material is being taken isn't a problem.

Acquiring it will be. Soft skins are no match for us.

Usually, yes.

But believe me, security will be unprecedented.

Well, we'll just have to find a way in.

Hmm. I know a way. The government is secretly holding a nearly invincible

Idiot. Who do you think deployed him to this planet in the first place? That

alien is just like the monkeys in your space program.

sent out to explore the solar system. He was equipped with all sorts of life

support monitors and data -gathering equipment.

We sent him to your galaxy to see if he could survive here.

How would you like to use him again to steal those biological materials?

I'd love to, but he's extremely dangerous, unpredictable, impossible to

Maybe for you.

I've just completed the simulated testing on my new mind control chip. I

test monkey, as you say, to test it on. You could bring the alien under my

control? With Raptor's strength and cunning, we can break into the facility

recruit the alien.

Yes. The idea has merit.

Hacks will go with you.

Keep a close eye on him.

Everybody set?

Speak to me.

Rip, it's Dave.

I'm glad I caught you.

Mr. President, there's something wrong at the disposal site.

No, it's the alien I'm worried about.

Someone's broken into the facility where it's constrained.

Sir,

if that thing gets loose again... I know. That's why I called you. I'll fax

top -secret location to you in transit.

Please hurry.

We're on it, sir.

But, Rip, what about the biological collection site? We can't be in both

at once.

We'll have to split up. Cover all our bases.

these alien creatures.

Yes, all in their peaceful cryogenic sleep until I wake them.

I thought you were just going to implant the chip in this one.

If our experiment succeeds, don't you think Bad Rap will want more of these

indestructible creatures?

Look around you. He could have a whole army of them.

Yeah, well, we'll just get on with it.

Excellent. Body temperature and respiration returning to normal.

Are you sure you can control him?

We'll soon find out.

He doesn't look under control to me. Say hello to your distant cousin.

He's not my cousin.

It worked! I did it! Now, disable the pod.

Excellent! Excellent!

Now, one last experiment.

Subdue the...

Take him outside. Make sure he doesn't get away.

If I hold on to these aliens, no one will be able to stop me. And we're here

make sure that doesn't happen.

Shark attack!

Dino charge!

How'd I know we'd find you here, Paravazoid? Or should I say, Iguanazoid?

you done?

Restrain them. All of them. Now!

Wanna fight, jewel face?

Coming at ya! Is that any way to talk to a lady?

The lady needs to learn some manners.

Better tell President Horn. He's not going to like this.

Well, security

looks good.

It certainly does.

But I won't feel secure until all that dangerous biological material is

incinerated.

I know what you mean.

Wow,

major bio -nightmare!

Better take up positions!

We'll be about that.

Spoil me.

The mind control chip worked!

Nice turn of events, huh?

It only gets worse. If I could direct your attention to the raptor over there.

There's enough virus in that vial to make people very, very sick for a

mile radius.

Ha! This is the nice turn of events.

Good work, Hags.

Strap on a gas mask and...

haven't quite grasped the situation, have you? Oh, well, it is to be expected

from a lower life form like yourself.

How dare you!

They belong

to me now, including Hax. You double -crossed me?

Why, you wizard old...

Beware.

At least all those terrible biological weapons were incinerated.

That's something. But who knows how much paranoids got away with.

No sign of bad rapid spitter, huh? Better call the president.

Huh? Busy?

I don't get it. President Horn's line's been busy for hours.

Guess I'll give it one more try.

President Horn, hi.

Yes, we're all fine. But Slimazoid got away with enough biological formula to

thicken half the planet.

Well, I wouldn't worry about him. Great work, fellas. Thanks so much for all

your help.

Huh? Say what?

Excuse me?

What? But he's got two aliens and one of the raptors.

I'll contact the Pentagon.

They'll take it from here. Thanks again, guys.

This doesn't make any sense.

All right, I've done everything you asked.

No, there's still much to be done. Well, I won't be a party to any more of it.

No, you seem to have forgotten who's in charge here. You will do as I say. I run

the country now, and soon I will rule the world.

You'll never get away with this.

I already have!

Is this normal?

No way.

They just shut down the Internet.

President Horns declared martial law.

Oh, that doesn't sound like Dave.

I think we need to go to Washington and find out for ourselves what's going on.

Bofo idea.

And how much you want to bet you'll find your bud Dr.

Creepazoid there?

Aren't you coming with us?

Nope. I've got an idea how to deal with those aliens, but it's going to take

some time.

This insanity has to stop, Doctor... President Paradigm. Has a nice

ring to it, doesn't it? Though His Royal Majesty King Paradigm sounds good, too.

A more fitting name for the sole ruler of the entire planet. You have some

to make to all those world leaders. To warn them about the biological threat

endangering them all.

So it is, Iguanazoid.

We have to stop him before President Horn makes those calls.

Get them!

Where's your security staff?

He made me dismiss them and evacuate the city.

We're no match for them.

Don't let them hear you say that!

Yes! Watch it!

furniture, sir.

No problem.

What's wrong with you? Get up! Stop them! That's your job!

Do it!

Sorry, your green card just expired.

Let me go! You can't do this! I am the president now!

You've just been impeached, and now you're going to jail.

Major Coolpanzerino, build yourself a bigger, better transponder. That's about

it. Locked into his radio frequency, and voila!

I've got myself my very own space cadet.

Now the question is, what to do with him?

Oh, I got a few ideas.

Nighty -night, drool twin.

Sweet dream.

And what about him?

I wish there was some way he could make up for all the trouble he's caused your

planet. Maybe there is.

Whoa, look at him. IQ scramble time.

Just get him in here, Spitter.

Now, get us as far away from this miserable little planet as we can get.

Yes, sir.

Where to?

I don't care. Pick a galaxy. There's a whole universe out there to be