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Red, blue, green, and pink are good. Some say there's no good.

Half shark, half man, white and evil, that's so bad.

Preach on.

Preach on.

Preach on.

This is gospel.

Say bye.

Say bye.

This man's fucking right. Say bye.

Say bye.

and people with a...

Whoa, Ben!

This costume is totally dorsal latimus.

Wait till you see all the perks that come with it.

Five days on this idiotic shark watch. I'm a dino -venger. Who cares about a

shark watch?

Hey, these wrist guards look just like the ones in here.

Yeah, well, guess where I got the idea.

You know, the guy who created this is going to be at the comic book

I can't wait to meet him.

Comic book convention?

What's that?

So what's this stuff made of?

Mecho shark alloy.

Toughest stuff on Earth.

Just flex your wrists and keep your eyes on whatever you're aiming at.

Oh, just them, Benz.

So what else we got?

Well, there's the belt and the shield.

Whoa, check it out, the Shark Crusader.

You won't be laughing once you check this out.

Oh, but we are.

And here is, whammo, in this fall's coolest fashion trend, the caped boy

Available in puce, mauve, or chartreuse.

We're not talking just any caped boy here. We're talking Super Slamu.

Super Slamu.

Get out of town.

Okay.

So this is a comic book.

Hmm. I'd better check out this comic book convention.

Guess I'll need a costume.

I hate it when they treat me like a kid.

I'm as tough as they are. And bigger, too.

Oh, that was close.

Hey, what's this?

These saskins wear such strange clothing.

Must be for extremely hot day.

Flamu!

Whew. Thought I'd lost him. So that's it. Dino surveillance.

Shark time!

Where'd he go?

Why are you tailing me, bird brain?

Me? Nah.

I was just in the neighborhood.

Hey, this is a free country, isn't it?

Keep your distance, scale face.

Sure, fine.

No problem.

Doesn't mean I won't be following you.

conventions.

Wow! There are lots of them. Here we go.

Daughters of the French Revolution, Friends of Homeless Deals, Munitions and

Armaments. Here it is, mezzanine level.

believe Jake Langstrom's actually here?

It's been fabulous. I can't wait to get his autograph.

You know, Slamu'd never be caught dead in that cave.

Hey, but this isn't just Slamu. This is Super Slamu.

Super Slamu.

Whatever.

Why are they all standing like that?

Is that fun?

Guess I'll have to try.

I don't get it.

Hey, hula boy.

No guts.

Yeah, you, Honolulu. Get in line.

But I am in line.

Fine. Be that way.

fossil face.

Me? I didn't do anything. These people just attacked me. Okay, last warning.

Stop following me. I don't want to have to keep saving your scaly carcass.

Oh, no.

Gone to luck. Just my luck.

Sweet shark.

Smoke him.

Huh?

There are dozens of them. Come on.

Repulsoraptors? What are they doing here?

I don't know, but I'm going to find out.

Hey, whoa!

This is street shark biz.

You stay out of this.

This place is huge!

These are wonderful.

Fairly advanced for such a primitive planet.

Comic book convention, right?

Uh, right.

Why are you standing there? Show us how these work.

Sure. Why not?

Very impressive.

Wonderful.

Ma.

Richter, you're there.

Hey, glad you called, Slamu. Listen, about your costume.

Jabs and streaks got anchovy paste for brains, you know?

No time, Ribs. The Raptor Gang is here. At the comic book convention?

No, no. There's an arm show here at the convention center, too.

Get here, shark fat!

Slammo! Slammo!

Is it fun or what?

Not bad for a dino bird.

Where's that shark slime?

Not bad, huh?

I

just

saved your carcass. Again.

Not for...

No time like the present to find out.

I don't like the sound of that thing.

You're not going anywhere.

Either of you.

Molecular disrupter? I have a ba -

We're a guppy.

Not anymore!

Observe!

Just

a

guess, but I'd say that's the place!

Loaded with all those weapons, if I hit anything else, that chopper will take

out the entire convention center.

Yeah, I've had worse.

Then again, I've had better.

I can't see a thing.

Get up, bro.

Whoa!

Jeez, the crowd.

Think of more room service.

I can't see a thing.

Activating auto -land.

Going down.

Hold on your dorsal.

Victor! Ben! You guys okay?

We'll live.

You sure about that?

We never got to see the molecular disruptors. Fools, but hinder.

That's right.

We didn't.

Get ready, 3DR. Molecular meltdown is imminent.

What happens next?

to pick with these fossil freaks.

Yeah, let me at them. Ditto.

Take care of him, Spitter.

Make it quick. I want out of here.

Just gotta say goodbye to the freaks.

Back to Paleolithic time!

After them!

Dino Mike!

Your son!

We make a pretty good team, don't we? Anytime, anyplace.

Yeah, but you might want to lose the skirt.

Stopping the raptors from stealing all those weapons was really Slamu and

Bullseye doing.

Yeah, well, I never could have done it without Benz.

Super armor, dude.

Super Slamu, you saved our dorsals.

Yeah, you sure did.

Uh, yo, Benzerino, could I have a shield like Slamu's, too?

Can do.

Hey, Slamu, yo, up here.

Let me go. Where are you taking me? The Comic -Con's over.

But that doesn't mean you can't meet your favorite writer.

Jaudacious! It's Jake Langstrom.

Whoa, you're the street chart.

I'm a big fan.

Can I have your autograph?

I'll give you one better.

How about we treat you to a humongous burger?

Yeah, for sure. That's delicious.

Hey, Jake, let me give you a ride.

Uh, no, thanks. I don't mind walking. Really.