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We'll be right back.

Be careful down there, mes ami. Watch the time.

We've reached the fracture zone.

What's that must be a mistake

What happened?

Mayday! Mayday! This is the Sear Seat! We're going down!

10 -28!

Line 310 degrees!

Mayday!

It's like Scylla in the Greek myth.

Too bad. We're going to miss the show.

It's always a pleasure to visit the USS Liberty. My name is El Sordo, and I sure

hope you like my show.

Uh -oh.

They don't usually start tossing the tomatoes till the second act.

reaching the target zone any minute now.

Marking 20 ,000 leads.

We're at the bottom of the world, man.

This stuff's got the best sensing devices the Navy has to offer. So if

anything out there, we'll... Pull back!

Full throttle! Open torpedo hatches! Trajectory 27 degrees!

Fire!

Speak to me.

President Horn.

We're on it, sir.

Our bud El Sordo told us what's happening.

Yes, sir. I understand.

We're on our way.

What'd he say?

It's not just the sub he's worried about.

Major shipping lines go through that area.

So if an oil tanker got thrashed... Environmental meltdown.

Not just that. There's been a lot of tension in that part of the world.

The president's worried this thing could blow up into an international incident.

Well, time to hop in, guys.

Jack! Jack! Jack!

EPA, 12 seconds and counting.

got his eyes on us all eight of them yeah and i don't see no love light

this

thing's gotta

hide as tough as a german tank we're gonna have to find another way to beat

thing let's start with a little neck wrap

There seems to be God. But now...

from the Commander -in -Chief to abandon ship.

I'm commanded to turn this operation over to you.

Hmm.

How much oxygen do those guys down in the submarine have left?

Six hours. It's hot.

And that's including the emergency reserve.

That's midnight tonight.

Not much time.

What about the bathysphere? Can we use that?

Sure. You think you can beat that monster with that tub? Be my guest.

Now, if you'll excuse me.

What do you think?

Give it a little power boost? This tub will be hot.

Just do it fast, dude. Those guys haven't got much time.

This is it. We're on the bottom. Time for the shark lamp, Ben.

Shark lamp?

Ben's rigged it. It puts out a thousand times more light than a sub's regular

spot.

left on their oxygen.

No time for jarring. Let's get towards them.

My kind of...

Maybe this guy just needs some buds.

So why did he attack the sub?

Well, it came into his territory with all those bright lights.

Wouldn't you defend yourself?

Maybe this poor old guy is lonely.

Not for long. We've got company, guys. Lots of it.

Looks like the whole Pacific fleet.

opportunity to destroy my fleet.

I know, Guy. We've got company coming. You're going to have to hide, Guy, deep

down in that crevice you came from.

How's that going to solve anything?

He's lonely.

He needs company.

What, we're going to sign him up for the sea monster personals? One four -headed

sea serpent looking for a single, non -smoking, four -headed female.

I don't think so, guys. It's not a totally bogus idea.

We record his voice and broadcast it underwater from all our naval vessels.

If there is another creature out there, maybe it'll hear it.

Who are you calling?

President Horn. Yeah, hi, Dave. We need your help.

Street sharks are going down with that atrocity.

Yes, who is it?

Yes, Mr. President.

Yes, I know you're the commander -in -chief.

Yes, sir.

Yes, sir.

Yes, sir.

Shouldn't be late.

I'd say we make pretty good matchmakers.

Yeah, right.

So, you ready to open the shark line dating service?

Hey, why not?

Sounds major cool to me.