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We'll be right back.
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Thank you.
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Okay, guys, hop in!
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Fantastic!
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Uh,
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you mind?
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Hey, a galactic marine enforcer's gotta
look cool.
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in the name of the Galactic Federation!
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Look
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out,
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Captain!
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By the moons of Jupiter, they've gone
too far this time!
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will, men.
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Got you nailed, sea slugs.
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Cut!
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Sea slugs? That's not in the script.
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Uh, I guess I got carried away.
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Places, everyone. This will be take 47.
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Who said being in the movies was fun?
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Hey, this guy's Ben's pal, not mine.
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This street used to be Fission City's
worst eyesore, but now is a major source
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of tourist dollars thanks to Maximilian
Greco, who transformed it into a booming
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casino district.
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And by allowing Tom Beaton to film
Jackpot to Jupiter here, he's made
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City famous.
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Citizen of the year, Mayor Neutrino,
this is a great, great honor.
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Because I only did what any good citizen
would do.
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I love this town.
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Citizen of the year, that's
sanctimonious top.
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I made Greco. When he came to me, he was
a doddering old fossil.
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That's right, copper.
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And now look at him.
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Citizen of the year.
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Rolling in cash.
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And he says it's for the good of the
city.
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Ha! You! Get down to Greco's casino this
instant.
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No problemo. When it comes to casinos,
Shrimp Louie wrote the book.
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Silence! Reptil! I want you to short out
Greco's slot machines.
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All of them! Then bring me back the
money.
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We'll... clean out his casino, then I'll
use Greco's own money to ruin him once
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and for all.
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Yes, I like this plan.
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Remember, a galactic marine enforcer
isn't just the law.
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He's got a sensitive side, too.
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He does?
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Yes, land man. Like when I'm supposed to
vaporize the alien with a neutron ray,
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but I take pity and just flatten him
with a right hook instead.
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Oh, I get it.
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Whoa, check it out.
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That's awesome.
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Awesome.
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You said you'd pay them in humongo
burgers? Was that a mistake?
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I've got to get back to the set.
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Don't eat too much, guys. You've still
got to fit into your costumes.
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You
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know,
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Reptile, that's one handy talent you got
there.
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I like these. I like these a lot.
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will hit every machine on the strip.
What are you, nuts? Stop that in that
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freckles place. We finish up here and go
home.
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Hold it, bottom feeders.
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Repeal, come on.
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Hopefully they can swim better than they
drive.
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Bet the cops will be interested in
recovering that money.
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You sure?
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We were in a pretty big hurry.
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Sure, I'm sure. See the broken window?
Come on.
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It isn't enough, is it? We'll just have
to hit more casinos.
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I wonder if they accept eels and
gamblers anonymous.
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Come on.
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Let's hit another casino.
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The boss isn't going to like this.
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Where are those incompetent imbeciles?
And where is my money?
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I'm sure they'll be back any time now.
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Go find them.
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Yes, Doctor.
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And keep a low profile. I don't want
anybody tracing that money back to me.
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Aliens stole my money.
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Well, yeah, Mr. Greco. They were aliens.
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You mean some dumb movie club heist in
my slot machines?
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No, sir, Mr. Greco. These were real
aliens.
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Are you crazy?
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There's no such thing as... Like him.
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Uh -oh. Dr.
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P isn't going to like this.
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Hey, you. Bigfoot.
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Come back here.
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Sick of my darlings.
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Consider that low life your lunch.
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Come on, Reptile. Let's go.
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All right, all right.
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I'm really lucky, Louie.
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We're going to need all the luck we can
get once Dr. P catches up with us.
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Hold it, Reptile.
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I want to talk to you.
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I knew it. The boss put out a contract
on us.
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This way, Louie. Hurry!
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Reptiles!
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Horrible crap.
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I'll make sure you get a fair trial
before they execute you. I don't know
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this came from.
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You don't have any proof we're the ones
that took your money.
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this creature inside you. He can't stop
himself.
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Right. He's gotta go back for more.
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Not anymore!
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Because they're gonna lock you away for
a long, long time.
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Guys, what's going on?
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It's Reptil. You saw the look in his
eyes back at the casino?
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He's hooked.
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And if he isn't hooked, he's got another
good reason to go back to the casinos.
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Evidence? You can't take that!
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That's my money!
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I don't get it. Well, a fish stick's got
more brains than Reptile, so Dr.
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Slimazoid had to put him up to it.
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Right?
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So, Reptile's got to make himself a new
stash of money pronto, unless he wants
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to end up in a marinara sauce.
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But what about Ripster? He's stuck in
jail.
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We'll just have to figure it out by
ourselves, blind man.
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If we catch the real culprits, then the
cops will let Ripster go.
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So, if we stake out the casinos... We
just might catch him in the act.
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You did
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what with my
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money? I have a good mind to buy a...
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Have a gift.
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Silence!
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Now I want you two to go back to Greco's
casino and empty the rest of his slot
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machine. Leave the slots again? Sure,
Doc.
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Gilamari is coming with you. There will
be no mistakes, understand?
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I want Greco's money back here in one
hour.
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Now move it! This is the final scene of
the movie.
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Pretend you really are crazed bikers
from Jupiter fighting over the money.
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Uh, no, sir. What kind of deep breath
water shrimp cocktail?
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How about you guys?
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Nothing here.
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Why, my man?
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Nope, nothing.
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It's them.
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Killamari's with them this time. Coming
your way, Streaks. They're headed into
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Greco's casino.
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All right.
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take that little trip to jail.
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I'll tell
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the cops it was you that busted my
machines, just like your no -good
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brother. But why?
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Thanks, Mr. Greco.
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You got us out of a tough spot.
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My help doesn't come cheap.
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That's quite a gift you got.
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You almost ran me out of business.
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It was nothing personal, Mr.
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Greco. Of course not.
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But now you're going to do the same to
my competitors.
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I want this whole strip to be mine.
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Just use that gift of yours on the slot
machines and bring that money back to
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me.
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And here we are back on the set of
Jackpot to Jupiter.
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They're shooting the final scene, and
director Tom Beaton is giving us an
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exclusive first peek.
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Reptil?
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Chilamari? What are they doing? That's
the wrong casino.
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Greco! That ghastly gangster!
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What is he up to?
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Quiet now. They're about to start
shooting.
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Keep rolling.
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I have a feeling this is going to be
good.
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You got that?
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Am I lucky or am I lucky?
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Your luck just ran out. Kill me.
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Shock attack!
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Shut up. Where's that worm, Greco?
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Worm? Isn't that your domain, Doctor?
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Paranoid versus Greco?
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Oh, this is gonna be good.
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As I told you on the phone, officer,
while Ripster was in custody, the real
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culprit struck again.
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It's all here on this tape.
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You'll find the real criminals in there
somewhere.
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Congratulations, Mr. Beaton.
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It looks like Jackpot from Jupiter is
the surprise hit of the season. Tell me,
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how did you get that amazing riot
footage at the end?
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Well, naturally, I had everything very
carefully planned out. A great director
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is like a great general.
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Now,
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this part of being in the movies, I
could definitely get used to.
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