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Well, honey, don't be disappointed.

College grades are so much more difficult than high school.

When it comes to a difficult professor, I

honestly play to their interests.

How would you do with Dad?

Okay, busted.

Look...

Appealing to somebody for the sake of advancement, it isn't a bad thing.

Strategy?

Hey, Bart.

Honey,

you have got to be kidding me. What?

Hey, you can't be dressing like this now that we're married.

early morning yoga class.

Like, what else am I supposed to wear?

Well, not in something that shows off your... You know.

I... Girls in my school dress like that all the time.

They even have a name for it. They call it the Fleece You Wear.

Get out of here, booger. I gotta talk to your stepmom.

What the hell is that not about, booger?

What are you two conspiring?

You two are just here all day while I'm at work. You're laughing and giggling,

carrying on. You two just don't get it.

Maybe you ought to take away your car, your credit card.

Honey, honey, I just... What is going on with you?

Are you okay?

This is. You can't be walking around here with your tits in the house, huh?

You made the booger the wrong idea.

He hates it when you call him booger.

Okay, look, if you want me to change, I can change.

And when I'm done with yoga, I can put a sweater on.

Who am I kidding?

He's playing for the wrong team.

What?

Yeah, of course he is.

He's an art major.

And he walks around here all day like he's got a stick up his ass.

You see his shirt all tucked in all proper.

And athleisure wear. What kind of 19 -year -old kid knows that word?

Honey. He's my... It doesn't matter. Look, you can't be wearing all this

around. This is my baby doll to see.

The kid's upstairs.

You don't have the time, and we don't have the time.

Yeah, I just thought, can we be here tonight?

Why?

We talked about this.

There's the answer movie tonight.

Thursday's the night I go to the sports bar with the boys.

Sweetie, we talked about this.

Liam has 18 credit hours this semester.

Thursday night is his only free night.

Besides,

it is too early.

And now I've got to go meet with Kimmy and Rita.

So I've got to go, okay?

Hey, hey, hey, change your clothes.

I didn't check the time. I think I got a bug bite or something.

No, no.

I was busy.

Sit.

Are you two going to paint each other's nails or are you going to put the game

on? Hey, come sit down. We've been waiting for you.

Which content is on Channel 5?

We were going to watch a romance.

It's going to be fun.

Come on, join us.

If I didn't know any better, I'd think you two were lovebirds.

Ew. Come on.

Where's my remote?

Woman, are you serious?

Come on. We were having such a good time before you showed up.

You should be happy that we get along so well.

Liam could think that I'm his evil stepmother.

Yeah, I can agree with you there.

He has always been so agreeable. I wonder why.

He's mama's boy, a pushover.

He's a good boy.

Yeah, he's not a troublemaker, I'll give you that.

Thanks, Dad.

I just wish you'd toughen up a little bit.

How are you ever going to get a girl acting... Well, you know how you act.

Don't be so tough on him.

He's such a good boy.

Yeah.

Women like a strong man, aggressive, in charge.

And you know what women want?

I think I am. You married me, didn't you?

You are such a handsome boy.

Now, don't coddle the boy.

Boy, you'll be such a pushover.

Your dad doesn't know anything about women.

He's right, though, and I need to toughen up.

What he doesn't know could fill a book.

understand.

It's not right.

I'm sorry.

No, it's okay.

No, I offended you.

I crossed the line. Excuse me.

You don't get to talk to me.

Here,

Axel, big and tough.

But... He doesn't hurt you, does he?

No, no, no. It isn't like that.

He just doesn't please me.

Like, he doesn't pleasure me.

You know, if you learn

to use your cock...

You are going to please a lot of women.

You are big and beautiful.

Animal cocks could be beautiful.

They can be.

And yours is.

I'll teach you.

You will?

Just follow my lead.

What about him?

What about him?

I mean, we're gonna do it.

Thank you.

Amen.

Thank you.

if I can be like that.

Yes.