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Do you mind if I change the channel?

Really?

Okay.

It's not normally that easy to convince you to change the channel. What's going

on?

I don't know.

You look bummed.

I've just been talking to Jen.

I don't know. Things aren't really going the way I want them to.

What's wrong?

Just, like, I've been trying to, like, you know, we've been dating for a while

now, so I'm trying to, like, make it to, you know, a third.

You know, maybe hit a home run or something like that.

Wait, you guys haven't done it yet?

I mean, not with her.

Wait, you're not a virgin, right?

No, no. I mean, I did stuff with Kim when I dated her a couple months back,

it wasn't really.

Anything.

And I feel like Susan just keeps like leading me on and I don't know.

So she's just not really into it or you just not know how to like initiate?

I guess I don't know how to initiate.

What? It just feels so awkward all the time.

Okay, well.

I want to help you because it's kind of important. I mean, you're getting older

and you don't want to still feel this way with your girlfriend.

So, like, what exactly do you do to just, like, initiate? Do you, what do

with her?

I mean.

Like, you could show me. Like, just show me. Like, what do you do?

Obviously, like, we're comfortable.

I mean, like, I guess now, you know, we're watching TV.

I would just, like, you know, maybe touch her a little bit.

Maybe hug her, but it never goes further than that.

Well, like, where are you touching her? Because I think that you might not

realize where there's, like, secret spots that a girl gets very turned on if

touch her.

Oh, well, I mean, like, her hand and, like... Her hand?

Yeah, like, I'll rub her back and stuff like that.

Okay. Um, well, do you do anything, like...

Touch her thigh like this when you guys are watching something.

So, okay, well maybe you just need to give me an example of how you're doing

this back massage. Are you doing good back massages today?

Just try. I want to see what you're doing.

Are you sure?

Yeah, it's back rub.

Okay.

Consider this your chore for the day.

There's definitely nothing wrong with the way you formed my back, so.

Yeah, that feels really good.

Is it okay if I put my hands under your shirt?

Yeah!

I don't know why she would immediately want to suck your dick after this,

because you have magic hands.

Thank you.

I don't know.

We'll figure it out.

Something I also do, sometimes I massage your feet.

Oh, well, definitely not going to say no to that.

Yeah,

you have great hands.

I don't know why she's not requesting more massages from you.

And then also what I try to do from here is move

my work up.

What do you mean work your way up?

Work my way up the leg, you know, to the thigh.

Well, show me. I need to know what your moves are in order to tell you how to

improve them.

Not good.

I think one thing I would suggest is go, like, really slow when you start

touching his eye. You know what I mean?

Yeah, this is usually where things start getting... And then the massage ends.

It just ends?

Yeah.

I feel like...

I'm already inspired to tend to different ways.

I don't know why she wouldn't be.

Anyway,

your massages are great. They're working. So what ends up happening?

it go wrong?

Usually, I'll try to like, piss her.

So I'd pull away and just shut down. Not really feel like doing anything

anymore.

So are you a bad pisser?

I mean, I don't think so.

Well, okay. Most guys don't think they are.

Well, do you use a lot of tongue?

Do you drool?

I'm just trying to think of things that I know that I wouldn't like.

I don't think I do or use too much tongue.

Okay. Um.

Hmm.

Well.

Okay. I have an idea. This is the only way we're going to be able to do it. Um.

Why don't you close your eyes for me?

Okay.

Trust me. I know what I'm doing.

Um. And you're just going to have to pretend I'm Jen.

What?

I just.

Need to figure out where exactly you're going wrong. You're not gonna know if

you're a good or bad kisser unless we have some I mean somebody telling you

you're doing wrong or right And I don't know who else would be the one to kiss

you and it's just kissing not weird Okay, we you said you don't need a lot

talk so don't use a lot of your time, okay?

Remember I'm Jen

Not your sister.

Kiss me like you'd kiss her.

Well, your kissing's fine. So that's definitely not the issue.

Thank you.

I don't know. I don't know what to tell you. I don't know why she's not coming

on to you anymore. You seem to...

actually be very good at getting a woman turned on just i mean

i wouldn't know either like i guess

what turns you on um well a lot of things

um i actually like the massage thing so that's why i was like that's working

don't really know why that wouldn't work for her um but i have like really

sensitive nipples um which is why i got them pierced so in general somebody like

touches them or rubs them pay attention to my tits uh that's obviously a very

big turn on um i just in general like kissing it doesn't really take much for

to be ready and in the mood but like i just i've always so awkward like i just

don't want to touch your tits you know like without or

No, you need to just be aggressive and be like, there, and start going for it.

Just test, and then all of a sudden the girl will be a lot more interested.

What? That's it?

If you say so.

Yeah, it's already.

You just need to be a little aggressive.

I guess it's just not in my nature to be aggressive.

Maybe that's what the issue is.

Just need a little more aggression.

Just don't know how, really.

Well, why don't you learn from me being kind of aggressive?

Take advantage.

I like that.

Shit.

Did you ever suck your cock like this?

Tell you for a fact, no one ever

has.

shit what

is

it?

Oh, my

gosh.

I was like, that's the most comedy I've ever had.

I'm going to go get cleaned up.

Hey, I was thinking, you know, I did a

back rub the other day.

Yeah.

Well, I...

I really want to get better at back rubs, and I was wondering if maybe I

get a little back rub, tell me if it's good or bad.

Just a back rub to practice?

Yeah, of course.

Okay,

I'm down with that.

Awesome.

Mom and Dad aren't going to be home so late, right?

Yeah, I think they went to dinner with some friends or something.

Nice. Mind if I pull your shirt up?

Here, I'll make it easier for you.

Oh, thank you.

You didn't have to take it off.

That way you don't mess up the sacrifice.

You've definitely already gotten better at this, too.

Thank you.

I guess that's the practice that's perfect, right? Mm -hmm.

Do you mind if I practice on your legs too?

You can actually do the front of my leg too.

You know, you should practice being really smooth about taking a girl's

off.

Okay.

Fuck.

Fucking good.

Thank you.

Thank you.