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My friends will be here any minute.
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I can't believe I'm the first one out of
them to get married.
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It's all down to you.
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You're the best thing I've spent my life
saving, Dom.
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Up until now, anyway.
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Too bad you can't understand a word I'm
saying.
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Come in, come in.
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I'd like you to meet my wife.
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Your wife?
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Wife? This is Adrian and Sam.
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Guys, I was at the comic book
convention.
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Check this out.
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I twisted my ankle on a really big rug
and someone didn't take down and twisted
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my ankle. I feel like that little
Christy or sportsman or something like
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It's really terrible.
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She's dirt, I like twisted it. I don't
know if you call it sprained or twisted
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or dislocated, I don't know. This was
bad mate. Yeah, it really kind of hurt.
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Yeah, it was bad mate. You guys alright?
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Yeah, we're alright.
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Anyway,
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back to the ankle stock. Check this bad
boy out.
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It's a titanium ankle brace.
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Oh right, yeah.
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Can you look?
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Yeah, yeah, of course. I'm wearing these
athletic shoes as well. They're called
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trainers. Oh, yeah, they look really
good, don't they? Yeah.
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So, yeah, it's quite a horror story, I
know, but you need to reinforce them.
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Carbon, fibrous.
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Okay.
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Honey,
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what were you going to think about?
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She just wants to fuck all the time.
It's so annoying.
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Anyway, back to the ankle story.
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Okay, yeah. So, I'm wearing this
athletic shoe.
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I've got to polish it. I've used, like,
a water seal to keep the water out of
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the... Yeah, yeah, yeah.
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Oh, my goodness.
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No, it's a bit sweaty down there.
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Oh, is it?
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It's a bit moist. It's a bit moist, is
it? It's a bit tight, though. Boy, is it
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tight. It doesn't hurt so much, I'm on
some anti -flank choosing.
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Do you know garlic is a natural anti
-flank? Yeah, yeah, they lose the ankle
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these electric tubes are reinforced with
anti -perspiring technology.
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So,
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um, Chuck, where did you two meet?
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Uh, we met online, Sam.
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Uh, really?
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Yeah. Um, honey, would you mind, um,
making dinner?
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Make food?
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Comprende? Manger?
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Oui, oui?
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Yeah? Capiche?
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Yeah. Food?
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Okay, thank you.
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She can't speak a word of English.
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Fucking language barrier.
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Yeah, yeah. It's definitely love at
first sight.
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Yeah. Yeah.
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Hey, where's she from?
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Where's she from? Uh, uh, Kazakh mania
kingdom...ville?
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Some country I've never fucking heard
of.
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I'm confused, man.
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She's a mail order bride!
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Holy shit.
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Yeah, I know. I know. I know it's
awesome.
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She cost a pretty penny, but my life
savings were worth it. I don't need any
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more comic books.
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No? I spent quite a lot on this, I
suppose.
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That's funny.
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But yeah.
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Hey, honey. No, not food.
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Food.
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Eating.
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I guess I'll have to do it myself.
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Guys I'm gonna be in the kitchen where
my wife should be cooking Sometimes if
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you want a job, that's right You've got
to wear your towel I mean it Okay, I
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hope you guys are hungry.
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Do you like fish?
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Yeah So
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where
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are you from?
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I'm from Hungary and I'm fucking horny.
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What the fuck are you doing?
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Dude, she wants me to fuck her.
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She's our mate's wife. We can't fuck
her. What if he catches her?
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Maybe you guys are hungry.
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So you fuck me or you get out of my
house.
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Alright. Okay.
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Fuck me.
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Together.
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I like men and girls.
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May it all be bright.
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Mm. Mm.
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Thank you.
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I'm sorry.
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Thank you.
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Wow.
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Amen.
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Amen.
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Oh, God.
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Oh, fuck.
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Thank you.
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Fuck.
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Fuck.
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Thank you.
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Don't do that.
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Oh, fuck.
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Oh, God.
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Thank you.
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Ah.
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This stuff is really meaty.
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Yes, yes, okay, okay, okay.
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Okay. Yeah, okay.
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Hmm.
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Yeah.
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Oh.
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Are you guys hungry then? You sound
excited for this food.
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Yes, you definitely sound excited.
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Let me flip the pizza another time.
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Ah, delicious.
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Great dinner, Chuck.
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Yeah, it is.
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You sure you're not hungry, are you?
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No, I'm...
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