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My friends will be here any minute.

I can't believe I'm the first one out of them to get married.

It's all down to you.

You're the best thing I've spent my life saving, Dom.

Up until now, anyway.

Too bad you can't understand a word I'm saying.

Come in, come in.

I'd like you to meet my wife.

Your wife?

Wife? This is Adrian and Sam.

Guys, I was at the comic book convention.

Check this out.

I twisted my ankle on a really big rug and someone didn't take down and twisted

my ankle. I feel like that little Christy or sportsman or something like

It's really terrible.

She's dirt, I like twisted it. I don't know if you call it sprained or twisted

or dislocated, I don't know. This was bad mate. Yeah, it really kind of hurt.

Yeah, it was bad mate. You guys alright?

Yeah, we're alright.

Anyway,

back to the ankle stock. Check this bad boy out.

It's a titanium ankle brace.

Oh right, yeah.

Can you look?

Yeah, yeah, of course. I'm wearing these athletic shoes as well. They're called

trainers. Oh, yeah, they look really good, don't they? Yeah.

So, yeah, it's quite a horror story, I know, but you need to reinforce them.

Carbon, fibrous.

Okay.

Honey,

what were you going to think about?

She just wants to fuck all the time. It's so annoying.

Anyway, back to the ankle story.

Okay, yeah. So, I'm wearing this athletic shoe.

I've got to polish it. I've used, like, a water seal to keep the water out of

the... Yeah, yeah, yeah.

Oh, my goodness.

No, it's a bit sweaty down there.

Oh, is it?

It's a bit moist. It's a bit moist, is it? It's a bit tight, though. Boy, is it

tight. It doesn't hurt so much, I'm on some anti -flank choosing.

Do you know garlic is a natural anti -flank? Yeah, yeah, they lose the ankle

these electric tubes are reinforced with anti -perspiring technology.

So,

um, Chuck, where did you two meet?

Uh, we met online, Sam.

Uh, really?

Yeah. Um, honey, would you mind, um, making dinner?

Make food?

Comprende? Manger?

Oui, oui?

Yeah? Capiche?

Yeah. Food?

Okay, thank you.

She can't speak a word of English.

Fucking language barrier.

Yeah, yeah. It's definitely love at first sight.

Yeah. Yeah.

Hey, where's she from?

Where's she from? Uh, uh, Kazakh mania kingdom...ville?

Some country I've never fucking heard of.

I'm confused, man.

She's a mail order bride!

Holy shit.

Yeah, I know. I know. I know it's awesome.

She cost a pretty penny, but my life savings were worth it. I don't need any

more comic books.

No? I spent quite a lot on this, I suppose.

That's funny.

But yeah.

Hey, honey. No, not food.

Food.

Eating.

I guess I'll have to do it myself.

Guys I'm gonna be in the kitchen where my wife should be cooking Sometimes if

you want a job, that's right You've got to wear your towel I mean it Okay, I

hope you guys are hungry.

Do you like fish?

Yeah So

where

are you from?

I'm from Hungary and I'm fucking horny.

What the fuck are you doing?

Dude, she wants me to fuck her.

She's our mate's wife. We can't fuck her. What if he catches her?

Maybe you guys are hungry.

So you fuck me or you get out of my house.

Alright. Okay.

Fuck me.

Together.

I like men and girls.

May it all be bright.

Mm. Mm.

Thank you.

I'm sorry.

Thank you.

Wow.

Amen.

Amen.

Oh, God.

Oh, fuck.

Thank you.

Fuck.

Fuck.

Thank you.

Don't do that.

Oh, fuck.

Oh, God.

Thank you.

Ah.

This stuff is really meaty.

Yes, yes, okay, okay, okay.

Okay. Yeah, okay.

Hmm.

Yeah.

Oh.

Are you guys hungry then? You sound excited for this food.

Yes, you definitely sound excited.

Let me flip the pizza another time.

Ah, delicious.

Great dinner, Chuck.

Yeah, it is.

You sure you're not hungry, are you?

No, I'm...