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Would you like to inspect the original subtitles? These are the user uploaded subtitles that are being translated: 1 00:00:18,060 --> 00:00:19,129 Come on. 2 00:00:19,130 --> 00:00:20,650 You guys are so dramatic. 3 00:00:30,310 --> 00:00:33,510 I heard you were sneaking around our gate. 4 00:00:33,790 --> 00:00:35,240 Trying to find a way out, eh? 5 00:00:36,130 --> 00:00:37,269 Cute. 6 00:00:38,580 --> 00:00:39,719 Grab a seat. 7 00:00:39,720 --> 00:00:41,100 I insist. 8 00:00:43,580 --> 00:00:44,620 Okay. 9 00:00:46,750 --> 00:00:48,099 You know, 10 00:00:48,100 --> 00:00:50,649 this gun was handcrafted 11 00:00:50,650 --> 00:00:53,750 in 1862 during the American Civil War, 12 00:00:54,060 --> 00:00:57,239 designed specifically for dueling, 13 00:00:57,240 --> 00:00:59,340 when things get up close and personal, 14 00:00:59,680 --> 00:01:01,679 when you're at war with your neighbor. 15 00:01:01,680 --> 00:01:04,479 Hmm, the bullets are tiny. Don't do shit. 16 00:01:04,480 --> 00:01:06,200 I could say the same about you. 17 00:01:07,340 --> 00:01:10,300 And I'm surprised you'd leave us. 18 00:01:10,310 --> 00:01:11,649 I thought for sure you'd want to watch 19 00:01:11,650 --> 00:01:12,790 your friends in the final round. 20 00:01:13,200 --> 00:01:15,310 Those losers aren't my friends. 21 00:01:15,510 --> 00:01:18,129 Fuck them, and fuck you, you weirdo. 22 00:01:18,130 --> 00:01:19,300 I just want to get out of here. 23 00:01:19,310 --> 00:01:21,410 You are delightful. 24 00:01:21,960 --> 00:01:25,820 And I would wish you bon voyage, 25 00:01:26,170 --> 00:01:30,860 but you got a peek at something you shouldn't have. 26 00:01:31,860 --> 00:01:33,859 I didn't see anything. 27 00:01:33,860 --> 00:01:36,509 Good. There was nothing to see. 28 00:01:36,510 --> 00:01:38,169 Maybe that's why I didn't see it. 29 00:01:38,170 --> 00:01:39,820 - See what? - Exactly. 30 00:01:43,820 --> 00:01:45,169 Oh, and if it's all the same, 31 00:01:45,170 --> 00:01:47,860 I'd like to have you as my guest for the final round. 32 00:01:49,000 --> 00:01:50,410 Just to be safe. 33 00:01:54,000 --> 00:01:55,890 It'd be my fucking pleasure. 34 00:01:57,820 --> 00:01:58,820 Wunderbar. 35 00:02:02,310 --> 00:02:03,889 Rise and shine. 36 00:02:03,890 --> 00:02:06,030 The final round of the tournament is here. 37 00:02:06,370 --> 00:02:09,269 in honor of your last morning as my guests, 38 00:02:09,270 --> 00:02:11,060 I've arranged a special treat. 39 00:02:12,790 --> 00:02:14,549 Who loves breakfast? 40 00:02:18,240 --> 00:02:19,439 All righty. 41 00:02:19,440 --> 00:02:21,059 Let's do bacon and cheddar on the first one. 42 00:02:21,060 --> 00:02:23,859 On the second one, let's go a little more intercontinental. 43 00:02:23,860 --> 00:02:26,649 Let's do mushies, feta, oh, and is that pesto? 44 00:02:26,650 --> 00:02:28,239 Oh, yeah, let's do that. 45 00:02:28,240 --> 00:02:30,409 - And for you? - Cheese. 46 00:02:30,410 --> 00:02:32,749 Not so much to say 47 00:02:32,750 --> 00:02:34,409 now that all your little buddies are gone, huh? 48 00:02:34,410 --> 00:02:36,410 I can make new buddies. 49 00:02:36,860 --> 00:02:39,410 But you only had one, and now it's gone. 50 00:02:41,890 --> 00:02:44,029 Harold would want me to kill you, 51 00:02:44,030 --> 00:02:46,270 and I will in his honor. 52 00:02:48,550 --> 00:02:50,510 God, you're a fool. 53 00:02:51,580 --> 00:02:53,029 You've had it in for me 54 00:02:53,030 --> 00:02:54,509 ever since I came to Blackfield. 55 00:02:54,510 --> 00:02:56,679 Blackfield was my asylum. 56 00:02:56,680 --> 00:02:58,369 I was the most popular murderer. 57 00:02:58,370 --> 00:02:59,509 And then you show up 58 00:02:59,510 --> 00:03:01,479 like king shit of fuck mountain. 59 00:03:01,480 --> 00:03:03,720 Nobody steals my spotlight. 60 00:03:04,130 --> 00:03:06,269 Oh, I'm going to be stealing a lot more than that 61 00:03:06,270 --> 00:03:08,169 when this is all said and done. 62 00:03:08,170 --> 00:03:11,130 It's gonna be a pleasure to finally put you in the ground. 63 00:03:11,480 --> 00:03:13,990 Yeah, I bet you think you're going to suck me inside of you. 64 00:03:14,000 --> 00:03:16,269 And I'm telling you right now, it ain't happening. 65 00:03:16,270 --> 00:03:18,749 I don't want you inside of me. I want you dead! 66 00:03:18,750 --> 00:03:20,649 Your omelet, sir. 67 00:03:20,650 --> 00:03:22,680 Ooh, is that a salsa bar? 68 00:03:23,720 --> 00:03:26,929 Me llamo hungry. Olรฉ! 69 00:03:38,310 --> 00:03:40,059 Are people aware of how much better 70 00:03:40,060 --> 00:03:41,479 sex in a bed is? 71 00:03:41,480 --> 00:03:43,610 We... Should we tell them? 72 00:03:43,620 --> 00:03:46,030 All I know is you couldn't hit that angle in Roadkill. 73 00:03:50,750 --> 00:03:52,680 Oh, man. 74 00:03:59,580 --> 00:04:01,000 Hey, where are you going? 75 00:04:02,650 --> 00:04:04,549 Come back. For all we know, 76 00:04:04,550 --> 00:04:06,339 the tournament could start tomorrow. 77 00:04:06,340 --> 00:04:07,889 You should try and relax. 78 00:04:07,890 --> 00:04:10,000 I just need to be ready. 79 00:04:12,200 --> 00:04:13,960 I feel like I'm standing at the edge of a cliff. 80 00:04:14,370 --> 00:04:16,680 Yeah, my stomach is all twisted too. 81 00:04:20,960 --> 00:04:22,679 Look, if you're worried we're not going to win... 82 00:04:22,680 --> 00:04:24,060 It's not that. 83 00:04:24,890 --> 00:04:27,370 I'm worried what it'll take to win. 84 00:04:28,240 --> 00:04:30,890 We knew Calypso wasn't going to make it easy on us. 85 00:04:31,930 --> 00:04:33,990 That's what makes your wish... 86 00:04:34,000 --> 00:04:36,410 Our wish worth it. 87 00:04:38,820 --> 00:04:40,199 But if we both make it through this... 88 00:04:40,200 --> 00:04:42,510 John, if we both make it, 89 00:04:43,340 --> 00:04:46,819 that means we each got to get through Raven 90 00:04:46,820 --> 00:04:48,510 and Sweet Tooth and Grimm. 91 00:04:48,890 --> 00:04:51,100 - I know it sounds impossible. - That's putting it lightly. 92 00:04:51,370 --> 00:04:54,170 - The odds are against us. - Fuck the odds. 93 00:04:54,930 --> 00:04:57,860 We keep fighting until we don't have to anymore. 94 00:05:00,060 --> 00:05:01,750 That's all we can do. 95 00:05:02,410 --> 00:05:04,509 All right? 96 00:05:04,510 --> 00:05:05,620 We keep fighting. 97 00:05:07,550 --> 00:05:10,750 Hmm, I notice you didn't mention Mike or Stu. 98 00:05:11,000 --> 00:05:12,889 Oh, yeah. Maybe we can win. 99 00:05:38,750 --> 00:05:40,620 We're almost at the finish line. 100 00:05:57,270 --> 00:05:58,960 This is it. 101 00:05:59,580 --> 00:06:01,200 It's all I got left of Dave. 102 00:06:08,680 --> 00:06:10,339 He was simple, 103 00:06:10,340 --> 00:06:13,510 but also complex, you know? 104 00:06:14,860 --> 00:06:17,820 Anyway, may his soul rest as he lived, 105 00:06:18,680 --> 00:06:20,200 chill as hell. 106 00:06:23,550 --> 00:06:26,029 - Are you sure? - Yes. 107 00:06:26,030 --> 00:06:27,310 It's the only way 108 00:06:28,170 --> 00:06:29,620 You do it. 109 00:06:30,060 --> 00:06:31,580 I'm not strong enough. 110 00:06:36,680 --> 00:06:37,720 It's done now. 111 00:06:49,860 --> 00:06:52,720 I know Dave was an eater of man. 112 00:06:53,440 --> 00:06:55,240 He probably would have eaten my ass, too. 113 00:06:57,410 --> 00:07:00,480 When I was alone out there, man, he... 114 00:07:01,410 --> 00:07:03,059 he had my back. 115 00:07:03,060 --> 00:07:05,100 I should have come back for you. 116 00:07:05,960 --> 00:07:07,580 I was a coward. 117 00:07:08,240 --> 00:07:10,059 My best friend was probably murdered, 118 00:07:10,060 --> 00:07:11,680 and I just sat there and let it happen. 119 00:07:14,580 --> 00:07:15,960 Never again, dude. 120 00:07:17,440 --> 00:07:19,819 I'd fucking die for you, Mike. 121 00:07:19,820 --> 00:07:21,170 I won't lose you again. 122 00:07:23,170 --> 00:07:24,720 We ain't dying today. 123 00:07:25,200 --> 00:07:26,859 We're gonna go get that wish. 124 00:07:26,860 --> 00:07:28,100 Hell yeah we are. 125 00:07:30,930 --> 00:07:32,199 - Fuck you! - Bring it here, man. 126 00:07:35,790 --> 00:07:37,239 - Sorry. - It's okay. 127 00:07:37,240 --> 00:07:39,059 - I love you, bro. - I love you too. 128 00:07:39,060 --> 00:07:41,199 We need to let May down easy. 129 00:07:41,200 --> 00:07:42,749 She assumes she's coming with us. 130 00:07:42,750 --> 00:07:44,749 Right. That's why I'm saying if you break it to her easy, 131 00:07:44,750 --> 00:07:46,199 she might be more chill. 132 00:07:46,200 --> 00:07:48,749 Okay. She won't, but you'll listen to you. 133 00:07:48,750 --> 00:07:50,129 - She looks up to you. - Yes, I know. 134 00:07:50,130 --> 00:07:51,439 That's because I'm the cool friend. 135 00:07:51,440 --> 00:07:53,269 You're more of, like, an authority figure, 136 00:07:53,270 --> 00:07:54,439 like a dad. 137 00:07:54,440 --> 00:07:57,269 I do not give off dad vibes. 138 00:07:57,270 --> 00:07:59,579 Says the man who grunts when he stands up. 139 00:07:59,580 --> 00:08:01,479 Oh, my back, my back. 140 00:08:01,480 --> 00:08:04,480 Okay, all right, Rochambeau for it. Ready? 141 00:08:08,200 --> 00:08:09,439 What the hell is that? 142 00:08:09,440 --> 00:08:10,649 It's a gun. 143 00:08:10,650 --> 00:08:12,650 Gun beats tire. Tire beats road. 144 00:08:13,240 --> 00:08:15,170 No, that's not how you play. 145 00:08:15,510 --> 00:08:19,030 Also, rock crushes gun. I win! 146 00:08:19,370 --> 00:08:21,130 Damn it, I never thought about a rock. 147 00:08:25,510 --> 00:08:26,819 Mayhem? 148 00:08:26,820 --> 00:08:28,169 Where the hell is she? 149 00:08:28,170 --> 00:08:29,170 Hey! 150 00:08:49,100 --> 00:08:50,169 Stu? 151 00:08:50,170 --> 00:08:52,750 I'm okay. I'm fine. 152 00:08:53,270 --> 00:08:54,820 Thanks for the hand, dude. 153 00:08:57,030 --> 00:08:59,610 So, does anybody else have a bag on their head? 154 00:08:59,620 --> 00:09:00,860 Drivers! 155 00:09:02,720 --> 00:09:04,790 Reveal yourselves! 156 00:09:21,310 --> 00:09:25,719 Welcome to the final round! 157 00:09:36,440 --> 00:09:37,749 My friends, 158 00:09:37,750 --> 00:09:39,990 insiders and outsiders alike, 159 00:09:40,000 --> 00:09:42,439 you have watched these six drivers compete 160 00:09:42,440 --> 00:09:44,610 round after round, 161 00:09:44,620 --> 00:09:46,959 destroying anyone and everyone 162 00:09:46,960 --> 00:09:48,270 who stands in their way. 163 00:09:50,930 --> 00:09:54,269 Wait! 164 00:09:54,270 --> 00:09:56,300 They've been watching us the entire time? 165 00:09:56,310 --> 00:09:59,610 Come on, Stubert, Let's scoot out of here-aah! 166 00:09:59,620 --> 00:10:02,269 Listen to them! They love me! 167 00:10:02,270 --> 00:10:03,610 Yes! 168 00:10:06,240 --> 00:10:07,930 Fuckin' sheep. 169 00:10:08,270 --> 00:10:10,959 I've never seen this many people in one place before. 170 00:10:10,960 --> 00:10:12,990 I know. It's so many. 171 00:10:14,440 --> 00:10:16,029 And half of them hate us. 172 00:10:16,030 --> 00:10:17,239 Oh, shit. There's Mayhem. 173 00:10:17,240 --> 00:10:18,929 She's got good seats. 174 00:10:18,930 --> 00:10:20,440 You think she's okay? 175 00:10:21,310 --> 00:10:23,680 Hmm, she seems fine. 176 00:10:23,890 --> 00:10:24,990 It's better up there with him 177 00:10:25,000 --> 00:10:27,129 than she would be down here with us. 178 00:10:27,130 --> 00:10:32,410 Today, insiders and outsiders 179 00:10:32,890 --> 00:10:36,170 join each other in celebration. 180 00:10:36,680 --> 00:10:40,409 And is there a day more appropriate for unity 181 00:10:40,410 --> 00:10:42,170 than Christmas? 182 00:10:45,270 --> 00:10:47,649 This time of year was always about hope. 183 00:10:47,650 --> 00:10:50,479 And my drivers have shown you 184 00:10:50,480 --> 00:10:52,550 that if you work hard enough 185 00:10:53,030 --> 00:10:55,439 and pull yourself up by your hubcaps, 186 00:10:55,440 --> 00:10:58,409 you too can achieve miracles. 187 00:10:58,410 --> 00:11:01,819 You can have your greatest wish granted. 188 00:11:01,820 --> 00:11:03,679 I think I'm missing something here, Stu. 189 00:11:03,680 --> 00:11:05,819 What's with all the wish talk? 190 00:11:05,820 --> 00:11:07,579 It's the entire reason we're here. 191 00:11:07,580 --> 00:11:08,790 First I'm hearing of it. 192 00:11:09,370 --> 00:11:10,889 Dude, we talked about the wish 193 00:11:10,890 --> 00:11:12,199 in the weird well room place. 194 00:11:12,200 --> 00:11:13,369 You wanted to keep the coin. 195 00:11:13,370 --> 00:11:14,549 I thought he was joshing. 196 00:11:14,550 --> 00:11:16,479 Joshing? Why would he be joshing? 197 00:11:16,480 --> 00:11:18,789 I don't know, I mean, he seems like a josher, 198 00:11:18,790 --> 00:11:20,369 you know, sneaky, the kind of guy 199 00:11:20,370 --> 00:11:21,819 who'd make you throw away a perfectly good coin 200 00:11:21,820 --> 00:11:23,369 in some dirty water 201 00:11:23,370 --> 00:11:24,509 and then laugh about it with his friends afterwards. 202 00:11:24,510 --> 00:11:26,169 I'm no asshole, Stu. 203 00:11:26,170 --> 00:11:27,549 But you are a moron. 204 00:11:27,550 --> 00:11:30,990 I wish for all the walls to come down. 205 00:11:36,370 --> 00:11:37,859 Fuck the outsiders! 206 00:11:39,510 --> 00:11:41,549 Get outta here! 207 00:11:41,550 --> 00:11:43,790 To win your wish, 208 00:11:44,310 --> 00:11:48,170 you simply must be the last contestant driving. 209 00:11:50,410 --> 00:11:53,170 This day shall henceforth be known 210 00:11:54,130 --> 00:11:56,649 as a new holiday, 211 00:11:56,650 --> 00:12:00,649 the day of Twisted Metal. 212 00:12:10,240 --> 00:12:13,480 Drivers, on your marks. 213 00:12:15,750 --> 00:12:17,409 - How's your leg? - Not good. 214 00:12:17,410 --> 00:12:18,620 Fuck. 215 00:12:38,060 --> 00:12:41,610 Hey, hey, Stu! What are you doing? 216 00:12:41,620 --> 00:12:43,930 - Sorry, force of habit. - Get in! 217 00:12:56,410 --> 00:12:57,860 Which one of you motherfuckers is first? 218 00:12:59,720 --> 00:13:01,790 Whoo! This is feeling right, baby! 219 00:13:02,130 --> 00:13:03,509 Aah! 220 00:13:03,510 --> 00:13:06,300 Shit! 221 00:13:06,310 --> 00:13:07,480 Dude, are you good? 222 00:13:07,820 --> 00:13:09,129 Look, I can't do it, man. You're gonna have to drive too. 223 00:13:09,130 --> 00:13:10,550 With what? Calypso kabobbed my thigh! 224 00:13:10,930 --> 00:13:12,479 You're gonna have to steer with me. 225 00:13:12,480 --> 00:13:14,129 - I'll take the pedals. - Are you fucking kidding me? 226 00:13:17,170 --> 00:13:18,339 Shit! 227 00:13:18,340 --> 00:13:19,610 Farewell, my son. 228 00:13:19,620 --> 00:13:20,990 Brake left! Brake left! 229 00:13:24,270 --> 00:13:26,310 Fuck! Aah! 230 00:13:26,750 --> 00:13:28,479 Turn, same time. 231 00:13:28,480 --> 00:13:30,819 Yeah! Yeah! 232 00:13:30,820 --> 00:13:32,370 - There we go! - There we go! 233 00:13:35,680 --> 00:13:38,310 That's it, Stu! That's my guy, Stu! 234 00:13:40,680 --> 00:13:42,129 Later, dicks. 235 00:13:42,130 --> 00:13:43,479 All right, put on the speed a bit! 236 00:13:43,480 --> 00:13:45,169 Whoa! 237 00:13:45,170 --> 00:13:46,439 Oh, shit, is that John? 238 00:13:46,440 --> 00:13:48,479 Yeah. Somebody's gotta win, right? 239 00:13:48,480 --> 00:13:50,610 - Yeah! - Here comes Hammerhead! 240 00:13:50,620 --> 00:13:54,029 You're not my guy, Stu! Fuck you! 241 00:13:54,030 --> 00:13:56,750 Hey, it looks like Mike and Stu aren't playing around. 242 00:13:57,060 --> 00:13:59,170 I might be in trouble out here. 243 00:13:59,550 --> 00:14:00,859 John, I'd love to save your ass, 244 00:14:00,860 --> 00:14:02,510 but I got a clown crawling up mine. 245 00:14:05,410 --> 00:14:08,000 Oh, looks like your friends are already on the ropes. 246 00:14:08,200 --> 00:14:09,440 I don't have any friends. 247 00:14:10,620 --> 00:14:11,749 Interesting. 248 00:14:11,750 --> 00:14:15,100 And here I thought these two were making you soft. 249 00:14:15,410 --> 00:14:18,680 I've always said that family, friends, 250 00:14:19,030 --> 00:14:20,370 they make you weak. 251 00:14:20,750 --> 00:14:22,610 Strength... 252 00:14:22,620 --> 00:14:24,130 ...comes from standing on your own. 253 00:14:27,650 --> 00:14:29,130 I see that strength in you. 254 00:14:31,310 --> 00:14:33,820 Can I interest you in some elk cheese? 255 00:14:34,240 --> 00:14:36,099 It's delightfully gamy. 256 00:15:01,170 --> 00:15:02,749 I always liked you, Quiet. 257 00:15:02,750 --> 00:15:03,959 Gosh, not too long ago, 258 00:15:03,960 --> 00:15:06,129 you were a little fishy in my tank. 259 00:15:06,130 --> 00:15:07,269 I'm glad you got out, 260 00:15:07,270 --> 00:15:09,719 'cause chasing you down is way more fun. 261 00:15:09,720 --> 00:15:11,889 How is he so goddamn fast? 262 00:15:13,930 --> 00:15:15,959 Oh, there you are. 263 00:15:15,960 --> 00:15:18,099 Kill you later, Quiet. 264 00:15:18,100 --> 00:15:19,409 You're mine! 265 00:15:23,170 --> 00:15:25,060 John, bring 'em to me. 266 00:15:25,650 --> 00:15:27,620 Don't slow down. 267 00:15:43,650 --> 00:15:45,720 - This is it! - Sorry, John. 268 00:15:47,790 --> 00:15:49,370 Oh, sorry, Stu. 269 00:15:49,650 --> 00:15:52,369 Oh... turn! Turn! 270 00:15:52,370 --> 00:15:53,610 No! Fuck! 271 00:15:53,620 --> 00:15:56,269 Mike! Mike! 272 00:15:58,820 --> 00:16:02,339 Kill 'em, yeah! 273 00:16:08,860 --> 00:16:10,679 One car down, 274 00:16:10,680 --> 00:16:12,819 and five to go. 275 00:16:19,240 --> 00:16:20,479 Where are you going, Grimm? 276 00:16:22,030 --> 00:16:24,410 Oh, what have we here? 277 00:16:26,270 --> 00:16:27,679 Grimm's my main course, 278 00:16:27,680 --> 00:16:30,860 but your nasty little ass can be my appetizer. 279 00:16:33,410 --> 00:16:35,199 The clown's trying to fuck me? 280 00:16:35,200 --> 00:16:36,859 Good thing I brought protection. 281 00:16:39,170 --> 00:16:40,990 Here comes the pain! 282 00:16:47,200 --> 00:16:49,339 A shield? That's not the spirit of the game. 283 00:16:49,340 --> 00:16:50,440 Fucking cheater! 284 00:16:50,790 --> 00:16:52,819 Kiss me, and I'll kiss you back. 285 00:17:05,820 --> 00:17:07,959 Let's go! Let's go! 286 00:17:12,030 --> 00:17:13,439 No, no, no, no, no, no, no. 287 00:17:13,440 --> 00:17:14,720 What is she doing? 288 00:17:16,750 --> 00:17:18,369 Honestly, it's pretty badass. 289 00:17:18,370 --> 00:17:20,610 Cheat codes? Pathetic! 290 00:17:22,890 --> 00:17:24,239 Who wants it next? 291 00:17:24,240 --> 00:17:26,270 I want carnage, not trickery. 292 00:17:36,550 --> 00:17:37,960 Fuck! 293 00:17:41,930 --> 00:17:43,099 Fuck a force field. 294 00:17:43,100 --> 00:17:44,750 All I need is force! 295 00:17:47,000 --> 00:17:49,860 There, balance restored. 296 00:17:50,200 --> 00:17:51,580 Are you enjoying the show? 297 00:17:56,860 --> 00:17:58,099 Come on, John. 298 00:17:58,100 --> 00:17:59,100 Come on, Quiet. 299 00:18:04,370 --> 00:18:06,239 Hey, could you help me get them off my ass, please? 300 00:18:06,240 --> 00:18:07,339 On it! 301 00:18:15,510 --> 00:18:18,129 All right, Raven, now it's just you and me. 302 00:18:22,340 --> 00:18:24,129 I had you all set up to win, 303 00:18:24,130 --> 00:18:26,099 but you threw it all away for the nookie! 304 00:18:26,100 --> 00:18:27,550 Oh, shit! 305 00:19:11,170 --> 00:19:12,749 Now I'm glad you didn't drive for me. 306 00:19:12,750 --> 00:19:13,889 You suck at this. 307 00:19:13,890 --> 00:19:15,240 Hey, Raven... 308 00:19:16,240 --> 00:19:17,719 ...get fucked! 309 00:19:28,550 --> 00:19:30,550 Kiss my ass, Raven! 310 00:19:52,410 --> 00:19:54,100 May I have this dance? 311 00:20:32,270 --> 00:20:34,300 Okay, dummy, you go left, I go right. 312 00:20:34,310 --> 00:20:35,340 I mean, mix it up a little. 313 00:20:38,000 --> 00:20:39,990 Raven's out! We're almost there. 314 00:20:40,000 --> 00:20:42,169 I'm trying to line up Grimm, but he's squirrelly. 315 00:20:45,440 --> 00:20:47,439 Hey, that kill is mine! 316 00:20:47,440 --> 00:20:49,340 Does dibs mean nothing to you people? 317 00:20:53,860 --> 00:20:56,100 Wait, does your Roadkill have the red lever? 318 00:20:59,340 --> 00:21:01,200 Fuck, yeah, it does. Line 'em up. 319 00:21:03,370 --> 00:21:05,370 Ooh, predictable. 320 00:21:07,930 --> 00:21:09,060 Ready. 321 00:21:10,580 --> 00:21:11,679 Now! 322 00:21:14,310 --> 00:21:15,579 Bye-bye! 323 00:21:25,820 --> 00:21:28,369 Oh, yeah, that's the stuff. 324 00:21:33,410 --> 00:21:35,409 Time to settle this, Grimm, 325 00:21:35,410 --> 00:21:38,440 once and for all. 326 00:21:56,310 --> 00:22:00,340 Yes, Grimm! 327 00:22:00,790 --> 00:22:05,239 Grimm! Grimm! Grimm! Grimm! Grimm! 328 00:22:05,240 --> 00:22:06,959 No! 329 00:22:06,960 --> 00:22:08,649 This is my show! 330 00:22:13,480 --> 00:22:15,129 It's just hands and noses now. 331 00:22:16,410 --> 00:22:18,549 Hey! Hey! 332 00:22:18,550 --> 00:22:19,720 This doesn't concern you. 333 00:22:26,410 --> 00:22:29,099 You can kill me, but at the end of the day, 334 00:22:29,100 --> 00:22:31,509 you'll still be a sad, pathetic clown, 335 00:22:31,510 --> 00:22:33,169 Marcus! 336 00:22:35,930 --> 00:22:38,099 But everyone will know my name. 337 00:22:38,100 --> 00:22:41,270 Sweet Tooth! 338 00:22:44,930 --> 00:22:46,610 Bullseye. 339 00:22:46,620 --> 00:22:48,579 Booyah! 340 00:22:53,960 --> 00:22:55,610 I would like to see that on the replay. 341 00:22:55,620 --> 00:22:57,620 Oh, wait, I can. 342 00:23:01,310 --> 00:23:03,060 Oh, yes! 343 00:23:07,510 --> 00:23:09,820 Now time for the real fun to begin. 344 00:23:12,550 --> 00:23:14,509 We're close to the end, folks. 345 00:23:14,510 --> 00:23:15,990 But I have a feeling some of you out there 346 00:23:16,000 --> 00:23:18,579 would love a little twist. 347 00:23:23,240 --> 00:23:25,199 What's a final round 348 00:23:25,200 --> 00:23:28,679 without a final boss? 349 00:23:52,890 --> 00:23:56,000 Please welcome to the game... 350 00:23:58,100 --> 00:24:00,199 ...Minion! 351 00:24:34,790 --> 00:24:36,410 It's wonderful, isn't it? 352 00:24:36,720 --> 00:24:38,239 I mean, yes, you could have warned them, 353 00:24:38,240 --> 00:24:39,579 but it's better this way. 354 00:24:39,580 --> 00:24:41,239 They'll never hold you back again. 355 00:24:56,270 --> 00:24:57,750 What the hell is that thing? 356 00:24:58,820 --> 00:25:01,169 A robot or a monster. 357 00:25:01,170 --> 00:25:02,959 A robot monster? 358 00:25:05,370 --> 00:25:07,610 Okay, tough guy, game on. 359 00:25:07,620 --> 00:25:08,990 Here we go. 360 00:25:24,370 --> 00:25:26,169 Ah, goddammit! 361 00:25:30,340 --> 00:25:32,890 Well, guess we're gonna do this the old-fashioned way. 362 00:25:42,820 --> 00:25:44,440 Shit, this motherfucker's fast. 363 00:25:50,960 --> 00:25:52,510 I'd like to go to your gym. 364 00:26:15,860 --> 00:26:17,130 This is bad. 365 00:26:38,200 --> 00:26:40,100 That all you got? 366 00:26:44,310 --> 00:26:46,890 Ooh! 367 00:26:47,550 --> 00:26:49,099 Sad clown. 368 00:27:07,170 --> 00:27:08,269 Move! Move! 369 00:27:15,790 --> 00:27:17,130 Holy fuck! 370 00:27:19,310 --> 00:27:21,439 What do you want to do about this whole final boss situation? 371 00:27:21,440 --> 00:27:23,679 I have no idea, but I'm starting to think 372 00:27:23,680 --> 00:27:26,339 Calypso might not want anybody to win this tournament. 373 00:27:26,340 --> 00:27:28,239 Why go through all this trouble? 374 00:27:28,240 --> 00:27:29,789 Question for another day. 375 00:27:29,790 --> 00:27:31,370 Right now I'm wondering how to beat this son of a bitch. 376 00:27:33,960 --> 00:27:35,000 Oh, shit! 377 00:27:37,510 --> 00:27:38,680 Whoa! 378 00:27:54,340 --> 00:27:55,580 Shit-face, you missed! 379 00:28:10,440 --> 00:28:11,650 Ooh! 380 00:28:18,930 --> 00:28:20,409 Hey, John. Remind me, 381 00:28:20,410 --> 00:28:22,269 how is Roadkill's turning radius? 382 00:28:23,650 --> 00:28:25,300 Fucking awesome! 383 00:28:27,680 --> 00:28:29,339 Let's show this big red motherfucker 384 00:28:29,340 --> 00:28:30,509 what Roadkill is made of. 385 00:28:30,510 --> 00:28:32,000 You got it. Locking on. 386 00:28:41,650 --> 00:28:42,819 I found a weak spot on its back! 387 00:28:42,820 --> 00:28:45,199 Okay, I take left, You take right. 388 00:28:45,200 --> 00:28:46,649 We'll outflank him together. 389 00:28:46,650 --> 00:28:48,479 Wouldn't want it any other way. 390 00:28:52,890 --> 00:28:54,240 Shit. 391 00:28:55,200 --> 00:28:56,370 Game over. 392 00:29:05,720 --> 00:29:07,300 Oh, god. 393 00:29:07,310 --> 00:29:08,509 Quiet! 394 00:29:17,130 --> 00:29:18,369 John! 395 00:29:18,370 --> 00:29:21,439 Oh! 396 00:29:30,000 --> 00:29:31,859 Oh, looks like we may have a winner. 397 00:30:02,750 --> 00:30:04,860 Double elimination! 398 00:30:11,680 --> 00:30:12,720 John! 399 00:30:16,550 --> 00:30:20,269 John! John... 400 00:30:20,270 --> 00:30:22,550 John, come on, damn it, wake up! 401 00:30:22,860 --> 00:30:24,820 Wake up, please! 402 00:30:25,550 --> 00:30:26,580 John! 403 00:30:30,480 --> 00:30:32,099 John, goddammit, wake up! 404 00:30:34,510 --> 00:30:35,890 John! 405 00:30:51,130 --> 00:30:53,000 Mike? 406 00:30:53,440 --> 00:30:54,860 Mike. 407 00:30:55,580 --> 00:30:57,959 Mike! Wake up, dude! 408 00:30:57,960 --> 00:30:59,030 Mike! 409 00:31:03,620 --> 00:31:05,030 I'm so sorry, man. 410 00:31:07,170 --> 00:31:08,270 You didn't deserve this. 411 00:31:08,720 --> 00:31:11,170 I love you, man. Wake up! 412 00:31:14,370 --> 00:31:16,130 I'll avenge you. 413 00:31:17,000 --> 00:31:18,340 I promise. 414 00:31:34,790 --> 00:31:36,199 All right, you crazy fucks, 415 00:31:36,200 --> 00:31:37,820 it's time to feel the wrath of... 416 00:31:42,680 --> 00:31:44,129 Wait a minute. 417 00:31:44,130 --> 00:31:45,820 Where is everyone? 418 00:31:54,860 --> 00:31:55,890 Wow. 419 00:31:57,370 --> 00:31:59,130 Okay, uh... 420 00:32:00,510 --> 00:32:02,199 ...ladies and gentlemen, 421 00:32:02,200 --> 00:32:04,339 please congratulate the victors, 422 00:32:04,340 --> 00:32:06,409 Mike and Stu! 423 00:32:08,030 --> 00:32:09,479 Oh, wait, Mike's dead. 424 00:32:09,480 --> 00:32:12,440 Uh, just Stu! 425 00:32:12,750 --> 00:32:14,889 - I won? - Stu! Stu! Stu! Stu! 426 00:32:14,890 --> 00:32:17,679 Stu! Stu! Stu! Stu! 427 00:32:17,680 --> 00:32:19,310 Stu! Stu! Stu! 428 00:32:21,340 --> 00:32:22,509 John! 429 00:32:22,510 --> 00:32:24,240 Stu! Stu! Stu! 430 00:32:40,580 --> 00:32:43,719 I will be leaving now, you greasy-haired little bitch. 431 00:32:43,720 --> 00:32:45,650 Well, I tried. 432 00:32:46,030 --> 00:32:47,509 Go on. Go to them. 433 00:32:49,370 --> 00:32:51,030 It's not going to matter soon anyway. 434 00:32:54,370 --> 00:32:55,890 We did it, Mike. 435 00:32:56,440 --> 00:32:58,889 I'm the winner! 436 00:32:58,890 --> 00:33:02,620 Yeah! I'm the winner! 437 00:33:51,860 --> 00:33:53,440 Jesus Christ. 29200

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