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食早餐了
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為什麼你兒子每天起床都要大叫
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你每天發現身處垃圾堆中
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不叫才怪
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星仔，叫你哥哥起床
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知道了
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還不中
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哥哥，起床了，起來吧三
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哥哥起床呀
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你怕了吧，看看你怕不怕
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給你嘗嘗這個
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救命呀三
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我說過你跟Popeye不准進我房間
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你這個周星馳來搗蛋是吧
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周星馳我也照打
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不要啊
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你不知道我是無敵飛刀手吧
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救命呀
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爸爸，是這個不肖子扔你的
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我今天不教訓你
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你就不知道誰是你老爸
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不要啊，爸爸
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爸爸三
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像拆樓似的，那麼吵幹什麼
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大義滅親羅
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哥哥，不要生氣啦，聽我解釋嘛
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我什麼都不聽，你走啦
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哥哥，等等我，哥哥
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你真是掃帚星，害人精
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誰要是跟你在一起，一定倒大霉
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哥哥，你先不要罵我，聽我解釋
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從現在起
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你離我愈遠愈好，別再靠近我
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你走呀
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你再不聽我解釋，你肯定要倒霉
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立刻就倒霉了
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走吧
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走得慢沒算子，不走說我傻瓜
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好狗不擋路，你找死啊
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臭小子，敢不敢跟我鬥一鬥呀
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慢一點嘛，好危險的
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沒事的，這才刺激呀
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鐵鷹，停車，我要下車
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放心，我不會出事的
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停車呀鐵鷹，你再不停
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我要跳車了
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停車 好
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沒事吧
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沒事，還非常過癮呢
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再來一次吧 不用了
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看在我們十多年老朋友的份上
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你聽我說嘛
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沒有這麼大的頭
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別戴那麼大的帽子，懂不懂
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你到底說什麼
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朱安妮是校長的孫女
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鐵鷹是主任的兒子
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人家門當戶對，青梅竹馬
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你省省吧
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校長的孫女也是人啊
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事在人為而已
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不是吧
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你看看
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大力菜
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車神
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你很喜歡我的女朋友
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你覺得她很漂亮嗎
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是
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是嗎
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當我的面想泡我的女朋友
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你還沒資格呀
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別答他，我們走
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過路費
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什麼過路費
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你以為這裏是海底隧道嗎
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海低隧道倒不是
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像飛機場多些
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爸，他們打我
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主任，是他先動手的
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這件事我自然會查個水落石出
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他怎麼打你
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他們，是這樣子打我的
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爸
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上樑不正下樑歪
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你說什麼
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她說你不懂教兒子，所以教壞我
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閉嘴，我不懂聽廣東話嗎
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來，站好呀
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限你們在五點鐘以前
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抓到五十隻蒼蠅
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捉少一隻都給我洗廁所
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你們都看見了
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不是我沒給他們機會
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開始
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站住
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捉呀
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那裏有那麼多蒼蠅呀
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還要五十隻呀，還有得受呢
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這邊有一隻蒼蠅呀，快來捉呀
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這裏也有，這裏這裏三
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走了
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看
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他們幹什麼
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誰知道他們兩個又幹什麼了
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偷搶拐騙，不消說一定是犯了校規啦
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看樣子真看不出來
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你以為個個都像我這麼純嗎
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不出這口氣，我就不叫珍珠
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算了吧就當幫學校做值日生好了
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要不是鐵鷹他們在搗蛋
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怎會連一隻蒼蠅都抓不到
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無端端要洗一個禮拜的廁所
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不生氣才怪
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你很想報仇嗎
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是呀，你有辦法
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幫我約安妮，氣死鐵鷹
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你說好不好
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到現在你還不死心啊
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誰叫他們惹我生氣
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這個仇我一定要報
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我腿都軟了 就是啦
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安妮，你去了那裏，等你好久了
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等我幹嘛 打網球啊
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你們去了 沒有
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還好
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你想不想認識一個年輕有為
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又有正義感，英俊瀟灑的男孩子
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是跟你一起抓蒼蠅的那個嗎
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他真是不錯的
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那麼好，為什麼不留給你自己
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我跟他是兄弟
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況且我不喜歡男孩子
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我也不會要，我已經有男朋友了
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請你轉告他
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我跟他根本沒可能的，好不好
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你到底喜歡他什麼
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樣貌還是身材
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我可沒有你想得那麼壞
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那你為什麼偏要追求她
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你不要說了，你不會明白的
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你根本不瞭解我的感受
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我怎會不知道你的感受
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你又沒有談過戀愛
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你怎可能會瞭解我心裏想什麼嘛
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單思難耐，痛不欲生
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還要強顏歡笑嘛
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你怎麼知道
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我跟你十幾年的兄弟
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你身上長幾多條毛，我也知道
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你的話真難聽，就是這麼粗魯
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難怪交不到男朋友
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不用你管呀
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我們一起去吃薄餅好嗎
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我請客吧
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吃豆腐吧
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媽媽，哥哥談戀愛了
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真的，老公，兒子長大了
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你知道怎麼做了
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我知道了
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我身為學生
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一切都應該以學業為重
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哥哥愛上別人的女朋友了
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橫刀奪愛，厲害呀
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兒子，媽以你為榮
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兒子很棒吧
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看什麼
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我們要做個開明的父母啊
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大力菜，追，媽咪全力支持你
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可惜人家不理他
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你閉嘴
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不要急，慢慢來
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珍珠那個三八，還跟你說了什麼
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珍珠才不是三八
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我已經決定了做她的男朋友了
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我受不了你呀
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老公，電話
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喂，莉莉嗎，怎麼了
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皮先生，你大陸的公文已批出了
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真的啊，謝謝你
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我盡快飛過去
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大陸那邊的公文已經批出了
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我想把這兒的工廠關了
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到那邊發展
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我不喜歡你去呀
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這裏的人工跟廠租愈來愈貴
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完全無錢可賺
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我要到那邊去發展我第二次事業
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是發展第二個家，是吧
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你說到那兒去了
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剛才那個叫什麼莉莉的
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聽聲音就知道是個狐貍精了
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你這趟到大陸去，就有伴了
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你就是要無中生有，總是要吵架
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你說要吵架呀
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我吃完了
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我也吃飽了
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孩子們都走了，你給我說清楚
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我是一家之主
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我愛怎麼樣就怎麼樣
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你敢再說一遍
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踢死你三踢到你飛起
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踢死你
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有了，我有鑰匙，一選就中
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打不開的
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芝麻開門三開門呀
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哥哥，起床呀
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不好了，大件事啦，哥哥自殺了
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張開嘴，我給你洗胃，張開啦
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你想謀殺我
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你不是自殺嗎
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我想殺了你呀三
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你給我喝什麼東西啊
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我替你洗胃呀
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哥哥如果你不是自殺
215
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快起來上課啊
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懶豬
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我受不了你呀，今天是星期天
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對不起三
219
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對不起猴子大肚臍
220
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對不起呀
221
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我知道你經常偷瞄我
222
00:21:09,550 --> 00:21:11,380
但不敢走過來跟我聊天
223
00:21:12,760 --> 00:21:14,620
你不是已經有了女朋友了嗎
224
00:21:14,990 --> 00:21:16,720
我喜歡自己屬於大家
225
00:21:16,930 --> 00:21:18,360
更喜歡大家屬於我
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00:21:18,560 --> 00:21:20,260
這才叫自由嘛
227
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對！就是這樣子看著我
228
00:21:22,600 --> 00:21:24,070
這才過電的嘛
229
00:21:29,940 --> 00:21:33,770
安妮！你來了，我等你等得傻了
230
00:21:34,550 --> 00:21:37,610
安妮，安妮，她哥哥是我的朋友
231
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托我照顧她嘛！
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00:21:39,050 --> 00:21:40,070
叫你用嘴巴照顧她的嗎？
233
00:21:40,280 --> 00:21:41,720
不是呀，安妮，我在等你的 時候
234
00:21:41,950 --> 00:21:42,940
她走過來主動跟我聊天
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00:21:43,190 --> 00:21:44,180
不關我事的
236
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去看電影吧
237
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好的
238
00:21:47,720 --> 00:21:49,190
信任是人際關係的基礎
239
00:21:49,390 --> 00:21:51,380
像你這麼漂亮，怎會沒有自信啊？
240
00:21:52,300 --> 00:21:53,850
你不是很想約我的嗎？
241
00:21:55,130 --> 00:21:57,000
來，走啊！帶你出去
242
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安妮
243
00:22:02,970 --> 00:22:07,430
好了，人家有情人終成眷屬
244
00:22:07,680 --> 00:22:09,010
安妮只是借他用一用而已
245
00:22:09,710 --> 00:22:10,480
拜拜
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安妮
247
00:22:20,190 --> 00:22:21,280
我們去逛街好不好？
248
00:22:21,490 --> 00:22:22,250
好啊，走啊
249
00:22:22,460 --> 00:22:23,080
他是誰啊？
250
00:22:23,530 --> 00:22:24,430
他是三
251
00:22:24,700 --> 00:22:25,350
你叫什麼名字？
252
00:22:25,600 --> 00:22:27,620
我叫皮少庭，他們都叫我大力菜
253
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大力菜？！拜拜
254
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走吧
255
00:22:32,840 --> 00:22:34,570
你真的肯跟我上街嗎？
256
00:22:34,870 --> 00:22:36,100
下次吧！拜拜
257
00:22:36,410 --> 00:22:37,270
走吧
258
00:22:45,080 --> 00:22:46,210
你笑什麼？
259
00:22:48,320 --> 00:22:49,410
我有笑嗎？
260
00:22:49,920 --> 00:22:50,980
是不是哪裏不舒服？
261
00:22:54,060 --> 00:22:56,960
媽媽，哥哥他在談戀愛
262
00:22:57,290 --> 00:22:59,490
他把別人的女朋友搶走了
263
00:22:59,730 --> 00:23:01,360
好威風啊
264
00:23:01,570 --> 00:23:02,530
你住口吧
265
00:23:03,670 --> 00:23:05,690
我知道，學生一切要以學業為重
266
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對不對？
267
00:23:06,770 --> 00:23:07,570
媽媽支持你
268
00:23:07,800 --> 00:23:08,530
我知道我們兒子泡妞
269
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不可能輸給別人的
270
00:23:10,240 --> 00:23:12,370
這個是遺傳的
271
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喂
272
00:23:20,580 --> 00:23:22,450
大陸狐貍精找你啊
273
00:23:26,220 --> 00:23:27,050
你小聲一點好不好？
274
00:23:27,320 --> 00:23:28,450
看不出你這麼幼稚
275
00:23:30,360 --> 00:23:33,820
喂，莉莉是嗎
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最近比較忙
277
00:23:37,530 --> 00:23:38,190
已訂好了
278
00:23:38,470 --> 00:23:39,660
你們的爸爸快要拋棄我們了
279
00:23:39,900 --> 00:23:40,490
我決定下個禮拜
280
00:23:40,770 --> 00:23:41,640
跟他一起回大陸去
281
00:23:41,870 --> 00:23:42,860
你們兩個陪我一起去支持我
282
00:23:43,040 --> 00:23:43,730
知不知道
283
00:23:44,040 --> 00:23:45,010
這個家才不會散掉
284
00:23:45,240 --> 00:23:47,010
媽，你不要老是疑神疑鬼的
285
00:23:47,240 --> 00:23:49,010
爸爸去大陸不過做生意嘛
286
00:23:49,250 --> 00:23:50,910
你追女朋友，媽媽都支持你
287
00:23:51,110 --> 00:23:52,840
媽有事要你支持，你就不理我了？
288
00:23:54,080 --> 00:23:55,880
我要上學呀，那怎辦？
289
00:23:56,090 --> 00:23:56,750
上學？
290
00:23:56,920 --> 00:23:58,480
媽媽，我支持你
291
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乘
292
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請假不行嗎？
293
00:24:03,990 --> 00:24:05,790
你實在很性感
294
00:24:06,460 --> 00:24:08,860
你是瞎子？還是神經病啊？
295
00:24:09,200 --> 00:24:11,500
難道沒有人跟你說過你很性感嗎？
296
00:24:11,900 --> 00:24:13,370
沒有
297
00:24:14,040 --> 00:24:15,270
暴殄天物
298
00:24:15,610 --> 00:24:18,600
像你這樣的女孩子真是可惜！
299
00:24:19,780 --> 00:24:20,710
謝謝
300
00:24:21,110 --> 00:24:22,370
有沒有膠袋啊？
301
00:24:22,550 --> 00:24:25,170
沒有，你要來幹什麼？我去找吧
302
00:24:25,380 --> 00:24:26,710
我想吐
303
00:24:27,180 --> 00:24:29,950
我發誓我說的每一句話都是真的
304
00:24:30,190 --> 00:24:32,280
拜託你不要亂發誓好不好？
305
00:24:32,520 --> 00:24:33,490
珍珠
306
00:24:34,420 --> 00:24:35,410
快坐過來
307
00:24:35,630 --> 00:24:37,620
裝出你很喜歡我的樣子，來
308
00:24:41,800 --> 00:24:42,920
你們聊天嗎？
309
00:24:43,130 --> 00:24:45,070
沒有啊！有事嗎？
310
00:24:45,600 --> 00:24:48,770
沒什麼啦！只是想跟你借車
311
00:24:48,970 --> 00:24:49,960
借車？！幹嘛？
312
00:24:50,210 --> 00:24:51,830
我一會要送安妮回家
313
00:24:52,110 --> 00:24:55,770
真的？恭喜你啊
314
00:24:56,350 --> 00:24:57,900
記住用心機啊
315
00:24:58,120 --> 00:24:59,880
行了，你也是一樣啊
316
00:25:00,120 --> 00:25:01,410
彼此，彼此
317
00:25:01,650 --> 00:25:02,780
對了，可以借我嗎？
318
00:25:04,090 --> 00:25:05,550
記得幫我把油加滿哦
319
00:25:05,790 --> 00:25:06,760
沒問題
320
00:25:07,020 --> 00:25:08,820
如果你沒事的話，等我一個鐘頭
321
00:25:09,090 --> 00:25:11,250
我送完安妮就回來接你，拜拜
322
00:25:11,500 --> 00:25:12,430
拜拜
323
00:25:12,830 --> 00:25:14,920
你真的要在這裏等一個小 時啊？
324
00:25:15,130 --> 00:25:16,060
不一定啊！
325
00:25:16,670 --> 00:25:18,330
我帶你玩一個小 時再回來
326
00:25:18,500 --> 00:25:19,160
怎麼樣啊？
327
00:25:19,400 --> 00:25:20,530
你住口當幫我的忙吧
328
00:25:24,170 --> 00:25:25,370
可以走了
329
00:25:25,880 --> 00:25:27,000
不如去看電影？
330
00:25:27,380 --> 00:25:28,540
你不是要回家嗎？
331
00:25:28,810 --> 00:25:29,710
你不想去啊？
332
00:25:30,450 --> 00:25:31,410
不是
333
00:25:31,880 --> 00:25:33,040
你想看什麼電影？
334
00:26:20,400 --> 00:26:22,490
看什麼？沒看過人家接吻嗎？
335
00:26:23,470 --> 00:26:24,530
麻煩！
336
00:26:24,870 --> 00:26:26,730
沒興趣了
337
00:26:36,180 --> 00:26:39,210
幾個小 時已經過去了
338
00:26:40,520 --> 00:26:41,810
關你什麼事啊？
339
00:26:42,020 --> 00:26:43,610
我愛等多久就等多久
340
00:26:44,190 --> 00:26:47,680
有型哦，有性格，我喜歡呀
341
00:26:47,960 --> 00:26:48,790
我先走了
342
00:26:49,560 --> 00:26:51,460
可以三把你家的電話給我嗎？
343
00:26:51,630 --> 00:26:53,100
5277177
344
00:26:54,770 --> 00:26:58,830
5277177，這個電話好熟哦
345
00:26:59,000 --> 00:26:59,830
是那裏啊？
346
00:27:00,740 --> 00:27:02,260
警訊熱線呀
347
00:27:29,670 --> 00:27:30,630
去吧
348
00:28:25,160 --> 00:28:27,950
小弟弟，這狗是你的？好可愛呀
349
00:28:32,200 --> 00:28:34,320
妹妹，不許這樣呀
350
00:28:34,700 --> 00:28:36,060
怎麼可以隨便動手打人家呢？
351
00:28:36,270 --> 00:28:37,360
他佔我便宜呀
352
00:28:39,770 --> 00:28:40,500
告你
353
00:28:45,110 --> 00:28:46,200
珍珠
354
00:28:49,010 --> 00:28:49,910
大力菜呢？
355
00:28:50,110 --> 00:28:51,980
我哥哥一早就去洗車
356
00:28:52,180 --> 00:28:54,120
不曉得發什麼神經
357
00:28:59,460 --> 00:29:00,980
我沒看錯吧？
358
00:29:02,990 --> 00:29:04,320
這是我的車嗎？
359
00:29:05,860 --> 00:29:06,890
油加滿了
360
00:29:07,260 --> 00:29:08,160
謝謝了
361
00:29:09,300 --> 00:29:10,560
昨天真是不好意思啊
362
00:29:10,930 --> 00:29:14,170
我回去的 時候，你已經走了
363
00:29:14,370 --> 00:29:16,460
沒關係，只要能氣死鐵鷹的
364
00:29:16,710 --> 00:29:18,230
我一定支持你到底
365
00:29:25,850 --> 00:29:26,610
有東西看了
366
00:29:26,850 --> 00:29:28,110
愛情三角「錯」呀
367
00:29:29,120 --> 00:29:31,640
大力菜，打棒球啊
368
00:29:31,890 --> 00:29:33,550
要不要我陪你玩一會啊？
369
00:29:33,860 --> 00:29:34,820
不用你陪呀
370
00:29:35,030 --> 00:29:37,320
不用我陪？還是怕了我呀？
371
00:29:37,530 --> 00:29:39,650
我警告你！不敢跟我們
372
00:29:39,860 --> 00:29:41,090
就不准碰我女朋友
373
00:29:41,300 --> 00:29:45,460
否則的話你要自討苦吃，知道嗎？
374
00:29:45,700 --> 00:29:46,860
你想射箭還是打棒球？
375
00:29:47,770 --> 00:29:51,400
他學人生氣了，我怕死了
376
00:29:51,610 --> 00:29:53,100
你想怎樣比？
377
00:30:09,060 --> 00:30:11,550
哥哥加油，打倒他
378
00:30:16,670 --> 00:30:18,290
打死你
379
00:30:24,170 --> 00:30:25,510
我沒眼看了
380
00:30:36,190 --> 00:30:38,350
大力菜三
381
00:30:38,520 --> 00:30:39,420
你沒有事吧？
382
00:30:41,960 --> 00:30:42,980
讓我看看
383
00:30:46,260 --> 00:30:47,820
這次隨隨便便而已
384
00:30:48,100 --> 00:30:49,900
別以為我這樣就算
385
00:30:50,100 --> 00:30:53,000
如果下次再讓我看到你纏著安妮
386
00:30:53,240 --> 00:30:55,000
我一定不會放過你的
387
00:30:59,040 --> 00:30:59,970
你不要生氣
388
00:31:00,210 --> 00:31:01,800
你知道他一向都是這樣暴力的啦
389
00:31:02,210 --> 00:31:03,240
我不是生氣
390
00:31:03,750 --> 00:31:05,110
我是好痛呀
391
00:31:14,820 --> 00:31:16,350
我好像看到星爺也在這裏
392
00:31:16,630 --> 00:31:17,960
我答應做他女朋友嘛！
393
00:31:19,400 --> 00:31:20,620
真受不了你們
394
00:31:20,960 --> 00:31:22,190
什麼事那麼神秘啊？
395
00:31:22,470 --> 00:31:24,330
珍珠，她交男朋友了
396
00:31:25,370 --> 00:31:26,360
你吃醋啊？
397
00:31:26,570 --> 00:31:29,060
不是，我跟珍珠是好兄弟
398
00:31:29,270 --> 00:31:30,500
肥水不流別人田
399
00:31:30,840 --> 00:31:32,770
她男朋友就是我弟弟
400
00:31:35,080 --> 00:31:37,140
姐姐，你今天好漂亮哦！
401
00:31:37,380 --> 00:31:38,370
你也很有型啊
402
00:31:38,950 --> 00:31:40,920
三個型還是長方型呀？
403
00:31:42,350 --> 00:31:43,440
這杯給你的
404
00:31:44,090 --> 00:31:45,080
謝謝
405
00:31:59,840 --> 00:32:02,130
算你贏了，我認輸好不好？
406
00:32:03,040 --> 00:32:03,940
我們去跳舞
407
00:32:12,020 --> 00:32:14,010
我不想打架，跟我走
408
00:32:14,320 --> 00:32:15,080
放開她
409
00:32:18,590 --> 00:32:19,990
不要打了，停手呀
410
00:32:20,790 --> 00:32:22,260
不要打了，停手三
411
00:32:23,360 --> 00:32:29,090
不要打了，不要打了，停手啊
412
00:32:31,730 --> 00:32:33,460
揍他，不用給我面子啊
413
00:34:00,460 --> 00:34:03,390
不要打了，停手啊鐵鷹
414
00:34:04,460 --> 00:34:06,760
不要打了，停手呀
415
00:34:07,700 --> 00:34:08,460
大力菜
416
00:34:08,800 --> 00:34:09,660
安妮
417
00:34:11,700 --> 00:34:15,260
安妮，我不能沒有你，對不起
418
00:34:16,040 --> 00:34:18,270
不要生氣，我知道錯了
419
00:34:18,840 --> 00:34:19,970
不會有下一次
420
00:34:25,350 --> 00:34:28,010
安妮，這是一千朵玫瑰
421
00:34:28,250 --> 00:34:30,740
代表我一千個歉意，對不起
422
00:34:32,160 --> 00:34:34,890
原諒我，再給我一次機會，好嗎？
423
00:34:36,590 --> 00:34:38,690
但你也不應該動手啊！
424
00:34:45,940 --> 00:34:48,730
很對不起，剛剛是我不對
425
00:34:52,480 --> 00:34:53,970
這裏當是醫藥費
426
00:34:54,780 --> 00:34:56,870
對不起，我不能沒有安妮
427
00:34:57,750 --> 00:34:59,910
誰稀罕你的錢？拿回去呀
428
00:35:18,900 --> 00:35:23,030
天上的雲是我的心
429
00:35:23,240 --> 00:35:26,440
風吹過飄流不定
430
00:35:26,680 --> 00:35:30,640
誰能用真情？誰能用真心？
431
00:35:30,880 --> 00:35:35,480
讓我的心不再像浮萍
432
00:35:36,120 --> 00:35:40,250
清晨露珠是我的心
433
00:35:40,460 --> 00:35:43,550
轉眼消失無蹤影
434
00:35:43,790 --> 00:35:47,960
誰能用真情？誰能用真心？
435
00:35:48,160 --> 00:35:56,130
留住我的心，網住我的真情
436
00:35:56,910 --> 00:36:00,840
我要告訴天上的風
437
00:36:01,080 --> 00:36:05,340
輕輕吹散我心頭的雲
438
00:36:05,580 --> 00:36:09,520
我要抓住露珠的心
439
00:36:09,750 --> 00:36:13,980
陪我從黑夜到天明
440
00:36:14,190 --> 00:36:18,350
一片雲代表著一片情
441
00:36:18,560 --> 00:36:22,500
一顆露珠代表一顆心
442
00:36:22,730 --> 00:36:26,960
風吹雲散你我倆分明
443
00:36:27,170 --> 00:36:32,800
露珠化成我的心情
444
00:36:33,580 --> 00:36:35,310
我已經決定跟我媽回大陸了
445
00:36:35,850 --> 00:36:36,780
為什麼？
446
00:36:37,750 --> 00:36:40,220
我不是怕鐵鷹哦！你不要想歪了
447
00:36:40,420 --> 00:36:41,640
沒有人說你怕他
448
00:36:41,880 --> 00:36:43,150
你在玩一場鬧劇而已
449
00:36:44,520 --> 00:36:45,990
我們還可以挽救的
450
00:36:46,260 --> 00:36:48,120
結果已經很明顯，你失敗了
451
00:36:48,320 --> 00:36:49,310
還沒有
452
00:36:50,190 --> 00:36:51,560
你難道笨得這樣都看不出來
453
00:36:51,760 --> 00:36:52,420
她根本就沒有喜歡過你
454
00:36:52,730 --> 00:36:54,160
她只不過是利用你而已
455
00:36:55,530 --> 00:36:59,520
對！那又怎麼樣？關你什麼事啊
456
00:37:00,100 --> 00:37:01,500
大力菜，你為什麼那麼傻
457
00:37:01,770 --> 00:37:02,900
她根本並不愛你
458
00:37:03,170 --> 00:37:04,970
你不是她，你三
459
00:37:05,170 --> 00:37:06,200
你怎麼知道？
460
00:37:06,410 --> 00:37:08,470
我當然相信，不相信，賭一局吧
461
00:37:09,450 --> 00:37:10,940
賭什麼？
462
00:37:11,280 --> 00:37:12,980
我真的好想賭一賭
463
00:37:13,420 --> 00:37:15,510
最近我常在想我們倆之間的事情
464
00:37:16,690 --> 00:37:18,920
既然說了，就乾脆說清楚
465
00:37:19,120 --> 00:37:20,890
如果我們倆個不是天天在一起三
466
00:37:21,690 --> 00:37:22,990
你在說什麼啊？
467
00:37:23,230 --> 00:37:24,450
我也不知道我在說什麼
468
00:37:24,660 --> 00:37:25,920
我只知道你快要把我逼死了
469
00:37:53,990 --> 00:37:55,290
請問你是皮先生嗎？
470
00:37:55,490 --> 00:37:56,750
是，我就是，莉莉沒來？
471
00:37:56,960 --> 00:37:58,930
張小姐今天有事要到工廠去
472
00:37:59,160 --> 00:38:01,790
吩咐我請你們今晚在酒店住一夜
473
00:38:02,000 --> 00:38:02,560
請跟我來
474
00:38:02,730 --> 00:38:03,560
好
475
00:38:04,600 --> 00:38:06,070
那個孤貍精知道我們一起來
476
00:38:06,300 --> 00:38:07,230
她就不敢露面了
477
00:38:07,440 --> 00:38:08,530
媽媽好棒
478
00:38:09,470 --> 00:38:11,940
先生，你的護照，謝謝
479
00:38:13,380 --> 00:38:15,670
把護照拿出來，到那邊等我
480
00:38:17,610 --> 00:38:18,910
帶弟弟到那邊坐
481
00:38:19,180 --> 00:38:20,240
來，過來
482
00:38:22,550 --> 00:38:23,880
工廠離這兒多遠啊？
483
00:38:24,120 --> 00:38:26,150
不遠，翻過一個山頭
484
00:38:26,360 --> 00:38:27,910
走差不多七個鐘頭就到了
485
00:38:28,120 --> 00:38:30,180
七個鐘頭！還不遠啊？
486
00:38:39,570 --> 00:38:40,630
你好
487
00:38:53,450 --> 00:38:54,710
大陸妹
488
00:38:56,890 --> 00:38:58,480
來，接個吻吧
489
00:39:03,930 --> 00:39:06,290
怎麼啦？吻夠了吧？
490
00:39:06,530 --> 00:39:08,360
你呀！你老是討人便宜
491
00:39:10,870 --> 00:39:12,270
她看著你呀
492
00:39:15,200 --> 00:39:16,470
她沒牙齒
493
00:39:16,710 --> 00:39:18,230
不要這樣說人家，神氣點
494
00:39:43,600 --> 00:39:47,590
我真是自討苦吃啊
495
00:39:48,040 --> 00:39:49,600
沒人逼你來
496
00:39:49,810 --> 00:39:52,300
是你自己死纏爛打硬跟著要來的
497
00:39:52,540 --> 00:39:53,670
我當然要來啊
498
00:39:53,880 --> 00:39:55,470
我可不想當那個王寶釧呀！
499
00:39:55,680 --> 00:39:57,170
苦守寒塞十八年
500
00:39:57,550 --> 00:39:59,310
誰是王寶釧呀？
501
00:40:00,150 --> 00:40:02,450
一個很偉大的古代女性
502
00:40:04,820 --> 00:40:06,450
她怎會是偉大呢？！
503
00:40:07,020 --> 00:40:07,650
她是個大笨蛋而已
504
00:40:13,560 --> 00:40:16,660
一二三，三二一，一二三四五六七
505
00:40:16,930 --> 00:40:20,270
二三四，四三二，四五六七八九十
506
00:40:20,600 --> 00:40:21,370
打開蚊帳三
507
00:40:21,600 --> 00:40:23,270
星仔，不要亂跑
508
00:40:23,510 --> 00:40:30,210
有只蚊，有只蚊，快些拿把扇來
509
00:40:30,410 --> 00:40:36,680
有只雀仔落水三被水沖去
510
00:40:48,530 --> 00:40:50,120
發財啦！
511
00:40:55,340 --> 00:41:00,210
兔兔，兔兔，不要跑，不要跑
512
00:41:00,440 --> 00:41:02,410
兔兔三
513
00:41:17,430 --> 00:41:18,590
弄妥了！上車吧
514
00:41:32,680 --> 00:41:33,730
星仔呢？
515
00:41:35,540 --> 00:41:36,880
小白兔
516
00:41:40,320 --> 00:41:41,840
你在那裏？
517
00:41:47,490 --> 00:41:48,460
出來啦
518
00:41:49,460 --> 00:41:56,130
星仔，星爺
519
00:41:57,230 --> 00:41:59,200
兔仔，你在那裏？
520
00:42:21,020 --> 00:42:23,250
哥哥，可不可以教我功夫？
521
00:42:23,430 --> 00:42:24,260
不行
522
00:42:36,810 --> 00:42:37,970
借我玩一會兒
523
00:42:38,140 --> 00:42:39,110
不行
524
00:42:42,580 --> 00:42:46,170
除非你教我功夫，那我就借你玩
525
00:42:47,320 --> 00:42:48,180
好吧
526
00:42:48,380 --> 00:42:51,410
算啦三襲啦
527
00:42:52,220 --> 00:42:53,250
謝了
528
00:42:58,060 --> 00:43:01,120
他叫皮少安，綽號周星馳
529
00:43:01,700 --> 00:43:02,600
有什麼特微？
530
00:43:02,830 --> 00:43:03,360
光頭
531
00:43:03,570 --> 00:43:04,060
借貫呢？
532
00:43:04,270 --> 00:43:04,860
四川、成都
533
00:43:05,070 --> 00:43:05,800
公安先生
534
00:43:06,040 --> 00:43:07,500
你一定要幫我們找到我的孩子
535
00:43:07,770 --> 00:43:09,470
因為他很怕黑
536
00:43:20,250 --> 00:43:21,080
小皮
537
00:43:23,420 --> 00:43:24,550
小皮，我這輩子
538
00:43:24,750 --> 00:43:26,020
從有沒有這麼想過你
539
00:43:26,190 --> 00:43:28,680
哥哥，我找到一個小師父
540
00:43:28,920 --> 00:43:30,150
他會教我功夫
541
00:43:30,590 --> 00:43:33,390
別鬧了！爸跟媽都去了報警
542
00:43:34,560 --> 00:43:38,730
真的呀！我把他帶來了，你看
543
00:43:39,170 --> 00:43:41,030
他很帥吧？！
544
00:43:41,270 --> 00:43:42,290
我快被你氣死了
545
00:43:42,510 --> 00:43:46,170
搶劫啊三
546
00:43:48,640 --> 00:43:51,880
不要跑，搶劫呀
547
00:43:55,250 --> 00:43:56,080
好帥呀
548
00:44:17,310 --> 00:44:19,570
李連傑，你的佛珠呀
549
00:44:20,010 --> 00:44:22,410
師父，您的假牙呀
550
00:44:29,220 --> 00:44:33,250
我問你，你今天跑到哪兒去了？
551
00:44:33,620 --> 00:44:35,250
我去練功夫
552
00:44:35,860 --> 00:44:36,920
看著我
553
00:44:38,530 --> 00:44:40,890
從你的眼睛裏我看見一樣東西
554
00:44:41,200 --> 00:44:42,190
就是說謊
555
00:44:44,430 --> 00:44:48,700
師父，我從您眼睛也看見點東西
556
00:44:48,900 --> 00:44:49,700
什麼
557
00:44:49,910 --> 00:44:50,800
眼屎
558
00:44:55,580 --> 00:44:57,310
一嘴腥臭味
559
00:44:57,550 --> 00:44:58,910
講過多少次？
560
00:44:59,110 --> 00:45:00,450
有本事偷食，嘴要擦乾淨
561
00:45:00,680 --> 00:45:01,620
你老是這樣子
562
00:45:01,880 --> 00:45:03,650
罰你到廚房去吃大蒜
563
00:45:03,920 --> 00:45:05,320
是，謝謝師父
564
00:45:20,400 --> 00:45:21,230
進來吧
565
00:45:21,600 --> 00:45:22,400
謝謝
566
00:45:24,510 --> 00:45:25,370
隨我來
567
00:45:26,710 --> 00:45:28,840
哥哥，爸爸媽媽回來怎麼辦呢？
568
00:45:29,010 --> 00:45:30,070
沒關係，我已經留了紙條
569
00:45:30,250 --> 00:45:32,240
告訴他們我和你在一起
570
00:45:39,860 --> 00:45:43,190
打開蚊帳打開蚊帳有只蚊
571
00:45:43,460 --> 00:45:44,320
最壞是你們
572
00:45:44,530 --> 00:45:46,590
師父見到你們我就死定了
573
00:45:48,300 --> 00:45:49,360
找死啊你
574
00:45:50,230 --> 00:45:51,220
我來這裏學功夫
575
00:45:51,430 --> 00:45:53,300
萬一我學不成你就死定了
576
00:45:57,340 --> 00:46:00,000
誰再打我的頭，誰就死定了
577
00:46:15,020 --> 00:46:17,320
這兒比我們的家還大呀
578
00:46:17,530 --> 00:46:19,320
這裏這麼大，就你一個人住啊？
579
00:46:19,530 --> 00:46:21,690
現在不景氣，沒人當和尚
580
00:46:21,960 --> 00:46:23,260
你肯不肯當和尚啊？
581
00:46:23,530 --> 00:46:25,000
剃光頭就成了
582
00:46:25,800 --> 00:46:27,000
我不要
583
00:46:29,810 --> 00:46:30,930
又死了
584
00:46:32,470 --> 00:46:35,270
早點睡吧！明天還要早起呢
585
00:46:37,980 --> 00:46:40,510
我好像在夢裏來過這裏
586
00:46:42,990 --> 00:46:44,250
跟誰呀？
587
00:46:44,420 --> 00:46:45,250
黃飛鴻呀
588
00:46:45,820 --> 00:46:47,410
黃飛鴻啊
589
00:46:48,190 --> 00:46:50,280
那他能打贏趙雲嗎？
590
00:46:50,530 --> 00:46:52,520
傻瓜，他們不同 時代的
591
00:46:53,560 --> 00:46:56,430
他能打贏街頭霸王嗎？
592
00:46:56,630 --> 00:46:59,030
你除了電子遊戲能不能談點別的？
593
00:46:59,840 --> 00:47:02,070
那你喜不喜歡珍珠？
594
00:47:02,670 --> 00:47:05,470
關你屁事呀！睡覺啦
595
00:47:09,710 --> 00:47:12,550
我覺得珍珠比安妮好
596
00:47:13,720 --> 00:47:16,780
你不說話沒有人會你是啞吧，睡吧
597
00:47:25,560 --> 00:47:26,820
你怎麼了？
598
00:47:27,060 --> 00:47:28,960
我想媽媽
599
00:47:29,160 --> 00:47:30,130
那怎麼辦啊？
600
00:47:31,430 --> 00:47:34,160
每天晚上媽媽都會抱著我
601
00:47:34,440 --> 00:47:36,560
唱歌哄我睡
602
00:47:36,870 --> 00:47:39,530
受不了你呀，來，我抱著你
603
00:47:41,610 --> 00:47:44,770
牽掛的是我明天的夢三
604
00:47:45,010 --> 00:47:49,640
這首歌不好聽，我要聽吻別
605
00:47:50,450 --> 00:47:55,290
我和你吻別在無人的街讓風笑我
606
00:47:55,320 --> 00:47:58,120
你唱得沒有張學友唱的好聽
607
00:47:58,830 --> 00:47:59,760
閉嘴
608
00:48:00,760 --> 00:48:03,990
閉上你的眼睛睡覺，廢話那麼多
609
00:48:06,000 --> 00:48:09,300
牽掛的是我明天的夢
610
00:48:09,540 --> 00:48:13,000
是否依然有你的天空
611
00:48:37,270 --> 00:48:40,530
哥哥，抱我啦！我也要看
612
00:49:22,780 --> 00:49:25,440
李連傑贈你七個字，蠢三
613
00:49:31,350 --> 00:49:34,050
打死你三
614
00:49:34,260 --> 00:49:35,780
別吵呀三
615
00:49:36,660 --> 00:49:38,320
周星馳送你八個字
616
00:49:38,960 --> 00:49:41,430
戇笨蠢鈍傻癡癡
617
00:49:52,740 --> 00:49:53,770
舒不舒服呀？
618
00:49:53,980 --> 00:49:54,810
快點呀
619
00:50:21,370 --> 00:50:22,360
不許脫
620
00:50:24,240 --> 00:50:25,600
那要穿到什麼 時候
621
00:50:25,910 --> 00:50:28,430
穿到你離開少林的 時候
622
00:50:30,180 --> 00:50:31,110
活該
623
00:50:36,550 --> 00:50:37,480
你在幹嘛啊？
624
00:50:38,890 --> 00:50:42,080
這叫做聽聲辨位夾蒼蠅
625
00:50:52,370 --> 00:50:55,100
我夾到了！師父，你看
626
00:50:55,740 --> 00:50:56,900
你碰巧而已
627
00:50:57,110 --> 00:50:58,940
聽什麼音，辨什麼位？
628
00:50:59,170 --> 00:51:00,900
隨隨便便來就有了
629
00:51:01,180 --> 00:51:02,400
好棒三
630
00:51:15,390 --> 00:51:17,320
老是挑水、砍柴、撿石頭
631
00:51:17,530 --> 00:51:19,360
你根本就是利用我在幫你做苦工
632
00:51:21,160 --> 00:51:22,150
你想幹什麼
633
00:51:22,360 --> 00:51:24,160
你說過，當我脫掉鉛鞋的 時候
634
00:51:24,370 --> 00:51:25,360
就是我該離開少林的 時候
635
00:51:26,100 --> 00:51:27,000
我不玩了
636
00:51:36,910 --> 00:51:38,380
輕功還賴啊
637
00:51:38,780 --> 00:51:40,110
多謝師父教導之恩
638
00:51:40,750 --> 00:51:43,980
哥哥，你好厲害啊
639
00:51:44,190 --> 00:51:46,680
我真的要封你做我偶像了
640
00:51:48,960 --> 00:51:52,980
方圓五百里這是最後一家武館了
641
00:51:54,260 --> 00:51:56,420
他們會上哪裏去學功夫呢？
642
00:51:57,200 --> 00:51:59,060
會不會上山拜師學功夫呢？
643
00:51:59,230 --> 00:52:00,930
也許會，據我所知
644
00:52:01,140 --> 00:52:02,070
這附近山上有座少林寺
645
00:52:02,340 --> 00:52:04,310
他會不會上山當和尚了？
646
00:52:04,510 --> 00:52:06,800
不會的！大力菜他最愛漂亮了
647
00:52:07,010 --> 00:52:08,340
你要他剃頭的話
648
00:52:08,610 --> 00:52:09,980
那不如要了他的命算了
649
00:52:47,780 --> 00:52:50,720
哥哥，給你吃的
650
00:53:00,200 --> 00:53:01,720
快打死它
651
00:53:12,840 --> 00:53:13,830
誰啊？
652
00:53:15,810 --> 00:53:19,370
你幹嘛？你想壓死我們啊？
653
00:53:19,680 --> 00:53:20,440
阿彌陀佛
654
00:53:20,680 --> 00:53:22,580
好大的狗膽
655
00:53:25,720 --> 00:53:27,050
氣死我了
656
00:54:04,160 --> 00:54:05,020
打架呀
657
00:54:05,560 --> 00:54:06,530
佛山鉛塊腿
658
00:54:11,930 --> 00:54:12,660
棒捶追風掌
659
00:54:14,400 --> 00:54:15,730
徒兒該死
660
00:54:16,200 --> 00:54:19,170
不要怪他，是我逼他教我功夫的
661
00:54:19,810 --> 00:54:21,610
他教你些什麼功夫啊？
662
00:54:21,810 --> 00:54:24,470
我很笨，只能跟師父您對上三招
663
00:54:26,480 --> 00:54:28,210
你呢？
664
00:54:28,450 --> 00:54:31,610
我學會聽聲辨位
665
00:54:31,820 --> 00:54:35,380
我還會用筷子夾、夾蒼蠅
666
00:54:35,960 --> 00:54:39,320
其實啊，你們第一天來我就知道了
667
00:54:39,530 --> 00:54:42,260
但是看你們練功那麼認真
668
00:54:42,460 --> 00:54:44,520
所以才讓你們留下
669
00:54:44,870 --> 00:54:49,430
現在肯這樣吃苦的年輕人不多了
670
00:54:49,640 --> 00:54:51,470
但昨天我接到一個
671
00:54:51,710 --> 00:54:53,770
傷心欲絕的媽媽的電話
672
00:54:54,110 --> 00:54:55,910
她打電話來少林寺求我找她兒子
673
00:54:56,180 --> 00:54:58,270
她說她找遍了五百多家武館
674
00:54:58,450 --> 00:55:01,040
少林寺是她最後的希望
675
00:55:01,250 --> 00:55:03,480
她還說啊！如果找不到她兒子
676
00:55:03,720 --> 00:55:04,740
她可能自殺
677
00:55:04,990 --> 00:55:06,650
我要媽媽
678
00:55:06,890 --> 00:55:08,950
我不忍心趕你們走
679
00:55:09,160 --> 00:55:11,890
又不忍心看著你們母親那麼傷心
680
00:55:12,130 --> 00:55:13,590
她可能會去自殺
681
00:55:13,960 --> 00:55:17,260
所以我要問問你們的意思
682
00:55:17,500 --> 00:55:19,930
想留在這裏練功
683
00:55:20,270 --> 00:55:23,260
還是回去見你們的父母
684
00:55:23,670 --> 00:55:24,830
我三
685
00:55:30,810 --> 00:55:32,210
就是這裏
686
00:55:37,120 --> 00:55:38,310
臭小子
687
00:55:39,650 --> 00:55:43,680
媽媽、媽媽
688
00:55:44,430 --> 00:55:46,420
你兩個臭子子，你死哪去了？
689
00:55:46,630 --> 00:55:47,600
想嚇死媽媽我嗎？
690
00:55:50,100 --> 00:55:52,230
媽媽，我好想你
691
00:55:52,430 --> 00:55:53,630
媽媽也好想你
692
00:55:57,070 --> 00:55:58,060
好了，去爸爸那邊
693
00:55:59,910 --> 00:56:02,270
爸爸，你想不想我啊？
694
00:56:07,850 --> 00:56:09,840
太感人了
695
00:56:11,450 --> 00:56:12,720
我們回家吧
696
00:56:13,120 --> 00:56:14,950
等一下，我去找人
697
00:56:16,220 --> 00:56:19,590
師父，師父
698
00:56:20,730 --> 00:56:23,930
師父，這本秘笈送給你
699
00:56:24,130 --> 00:56:27,690
裏面寫了過關的程式
700
00:56:29,040 --> 00:56:31,400
你為什麼不早給我秘笈？
701
00:56:31,610 --> 00:56:34,370
早給你，那你就不肯教我功夫了
702
00:56:34,580 --> 00:56:37,070
小師父，來香港記得探我們呀
703
00:56:37,250 --> 00:56:40,680
阿彌陀佛，有緣自會相遇的
704
00:56:44,950 --> 00:56:47,050
你記得來找我哦！
705
00:56:47,220 --> 00:56:49,450
我帶你去麥當勞吃東西
706
00:56:49,660 --> 00:56:51,850
我現在不能沒有你了
707
00:56:53,630 --> 00:56:56,030
好久沒有這樣感動過了
708
00:56:56,230 --> 00:56:57,760
待會別叫我吃飯啊！
709
00:56:58,030 --> 00:57:00,470
我要好好的大哭一場
710
00:57:00,670 --> 00:57:02,140
師父三
711
00:57:07,610 --> 00:57:09,010
大陸好不好玩？
712
00:57:09,240 --> 00:57:10,400
說來話長了
713
00:57:11,210 --> 00:57:12,540
交了新女朋友沒有
714
00:57:12,950 --> 00:57:16,280
沒有！不過啊！倒學了一些功夫
715
00:57:16,450 --> 00:57:18,580
少來了，學功夫
716
00:57:19,820 --> 00:57:21,020
在大陸有沒有想我啊？
717
00:57:21,190 --> 00:57:21,880
有啊
718
00:57:22,120 --> 00:57:24,420
你走那我應該跟你發脾氣的
719
00:57:24,860 --> 00:57:27,020
都過去了，還提它做什麼？
720
00:57:28,060 --> 00:57:29,290
明天上學我去接你
721
00:57:29,560 --> 00:57:32,830
好啊！這樣吧？今天你借車給我
722
00:57:33,000 --> 00:57:33,900
明天我去接你吧？
723
00:57:34,340 --> 00:57:35,390
又借車幹嘛？
724
00:57:36,870 --> 00:57:38,300
替我老媽送禮物羅
725
00:57:59,490 --> 00:58:00,360
晚安
726
00:58:04,670 --> 00:58:05,220
拜拜
727
00:58:05,470 --> 00:58:06,160
拜拜
728
00:58:19,380 --> 00:58:20,210
安妮
729
00:58:29,820 --> 00:58:31,420
聽說你回去大陸了？
730
00:58:32,930 --> 00:58:34,920
是呀！今天才回來
731
00:58:36,360 --> 00:58:38,060
我等了你一個晚上
732
00:58:38,900 --> 00:58:40,890
那麼，你都看見了？
733
00:58:45,870 --> 00:58:50,280
謝謝你，是你令鐵鷹又回到我身邊
734
00:58:52,150 --> 00:58:55,080
難道，你一點都沒有喜歡過我
735
00:58:55,720 --> 00:58:57,740
大力菜，你不要這樣吧
736
00:58:58,550 --> 00:59:00,710
也許我不應該利用你
737
00:59:01,090 --> 00:59:04,020
我只能說我真的很抱歉
738
00:59:31,790 --> 00:59:32,840
大力菜
739
00:59:34,690 --> 00:59:36,160
大力菜三
740
00:59:37,530 --> 00:59:39,390
大力菜，我爺爺進醫院了
741
00:59:39,590 --> 00:59:40,530
送我去醫院
742
01:00:34,220 --> 01:00:35,150
安妮啊！
743
01:00:35,320 --> 01:00:38,150
這個是鐵伯伯親手為你燉的燕窩
744
01:00:38,350 --> 01:00:39,910
你整天陪在你爺爺身邊
745
01:00:40,160 --> 01:00:42,250
自己都要保重啊
746
01:00:42,460 --> 01:00:44,620
來來來、吃點
747
01:00:45,260 --> 01:00:49,660
對三多吃點，學校的事有我照顧
748
01:00:49,860 --> 01:00:51,530
你就儘管放心陪在你爺爺身邊
749
01:00:51,730 --> 01:00:53,600
我會叫鐵鷹天天來陪你
750
01:00:54,470 --> 01:00:55,630
好不好吃啊？
751
01:01:23,030 --> 01:01:24,400
快測驗了，你行不行呀？
752
01:01:24,700 --> 01:01:25,260
當然行啦
753
01:01:25,430 --> 01:01:25,920
我先走了
754
01:01:26,130 --> 01:01:27,190
好三拜拜，拜拜
755
01:01:36,110 --> 01:01:38,240
爸，安妮爺爺病情加重
756
01:01:38,450 --> 01:01:39,850
送進深切治療病房了
757
01:01:40,220 --> 01:01:41,980
我一直叫你用心機把安妮追上手
758
01:01:42,220 --> 01:01:43,150
你就是不聽
759
01:01:43,350 --> 01:01:44,280
不然不就成功了嗎？
760
01:01:44,550 --> 01:01:45,680
要不在他沒死之前
761
01:01:45,920 --> 01:01:46,780
把學校轉到我的名下
762
01:01:46,990 --> 01:01:48,110
一切都泡湯了
763
01:01:48,890 --> 01:01:50,790
趕快去向安妮求婚
764
01:01:51,330 --> 01:01:54,260
爸，你瘋了，我們還是學生
765
01:01:54,430 --> 01:01:55,790
她爺爺的病又那麼重
766
01:01:56,000 --> 01:01:57,660
即使我去跟她求婚
767
01:01:57,830 --> 01:01:59,060
她也不會答應我啦
768
01:01:59,400 --> 01:02:00,890
你怎麼這麼笨啊？
769
01:02:01,100 --> 01:02:02,930
就算是霸王硬上弓，你也要辦到
770
01:02:03,440 --> 01:02:04,600
我就不信生米煮成熟飯
771
01:02:04,840 --> 01:02:05,600
還怕她不肯
772
01:02:05,810 --> 01:02:07,070
不是吧？老爸
773
01:02:07,310 --> 01:02:08,610
現在都是什麼 時代了？
774
01:02:08,840 --> 01:02:10,210
況且你也不能把我的感情
775
01:02:10,480 --> 01:02:11,600
當做籌碼
776
01:02:11,880 --> 01:02:14,180
她現在是最需要幫助的 時候
777
01:02:14,420 --> 01:02:15,470
我不能這麼做
778
01:02:16,050 --> 01:02:18,380
我警告你千萬不要壞了我的大事
779
01:02:18,590 --> 01:02:20,820
你答應也好，不答應也得這麼干
780
01:02:21,290 --> 01:02:23,590
兒子，老爸怎麼會害你呢？
781
01:02:23,790 --> 01:02:24,760
這件事情弄妥之後
782
01:02:24,990 --> 01:02:27,020
你至少少奮鬥三十年啊
783
01:02:27,900 --> 01:02:30,990
你看，你爸才像校長
784
01:02:33,670 --> 01:02:34,330
快去看看
785
01:02:34,470 --> 01:02:35,130
是
786
01:03:55,720 --> 01:03:56,620
你會不會開車啊？
787
01:04:32,390 --> 01:04:33,580
不是吧？老爸
788
01:04:33,820 --> 01:04:35,020
現在都是什麼 時代了？
789
01:04:35,260 --> 01:04:36,590
況且你也不能把我的感情
790
01:04:36,790 --> 01:04:37,690
當做籌碼
791
01:04:37,930 --> 01:04:39,320
她現在是最需要幫助的 時候
792
01:04:39,530 --> 01:04:40,590
我不能這麼做
793
01:04:40,900 --> 01:04:43,490
我警告你千萬不要壞了我的大事
794
01:04:43,730 --> 01:04:45,860
你答應也好不答應也得這麼干
795
01:04:47,740 --> 01:04:49,100
現在我該怎辦？
796
01:04:49,670 --> 01:04:51,000
不要怕，有我在
797
01:04:52,840 --> 01:04:54,030
你不用擔心
798
01:04:55,110 --> 01:04:56,410
無論我們兩個怎麼樣
799
01:04:56,840 --> 01:04:58,740
都與此事無關，你明白嗎
800
01:05:10,830 --> 01:05:12,730
皮少庭，你長期曠課
801
01:05:12,930 --> 01:05:14,720
調戲校長孫女，還造謠生事
802
01:05:15,000 --> 01:05:16,830
你們不要怪我沒給他機會
803
01:05:17,070 --> 01:05:17,550
我要懲罰你
804
01:05:17,800 --> 01:05:19,130
抓50只蒼蠅對對吧
805
01:05:27,810 --> 01:05:29,240
不是做夢吧
806
01:05:29,980 --> 01:05:31,040
我要開除你
807
01:05:31,280 --> 01:05:32,080
沒有校長批准
808
01:05:32,280 --> 01:05:33,300
你沒有權開除學生
809
01:05:34,150 --> 01:05:38,210
校長不在由我全權代理校長職務
810
01:05:39,720 --> 01:05:41,520
告訴你一個壞消息
811
01:05:43,090 --> 01:05:44,650
石校長他三
812
01:05:45,130 --> 01:05:46,750
他怎麼了？
813
01:05:47,230 --> 01:05:49,060
據說今天早上
814
01:05:49,560 --> 01:05:50,720
他的病情突然好轉了
815
01:05:50,970 --> 01:05:52,190
他還可以出院了
816
01:05:52,530 --> 01:05:53,330
走
817
01:05:54,240 --> 01:05:55,900
大力菜，有種的話
818
01:05:56,140 --> 01:05:57,070
找個 時間一對一
819
01:05:57,270 --> 01:05:59,360
輸了就要放棄安妮，怎麼樣？
820
01:06:00,140 --> 01:06:01,230
你想怎樣打？
821
01:06:01,440 --> 01:06:02,640
玩什麼隨便你
822
01:06:03,780 --> 01:06:05,470
是你挑戰的，你選吧
823
01:06:06,250 --> 01:06:07,150
棒球
824
01:06:07,480 --> 01:06:09,210
棒球？棒球不行
825
01:06:09,520 --> 01:06:11,420
怎麼樣？怕了吧？
826
01:06:11,950 --> 01:06:13,820
你說的，你不要反口呀
827
01:06:14,020 --> 01:06:14,580
棒球
828
01:06:26,470 --> 01:06:27,990
我來說明一下比賽規則
829
01:06:28,170 --> 01:06:29,730
大力菜擲球，鐵鷹擊球
830
01:06:29,940 --> 01:06:31,770
三球沒打中大力菜贏
831
01:06:31,970 --> 01:06:32,600
如果鐵鷹的球
832
01:06:32,840 --> 01:06:34,770
超過我剛剛量過的長度，鐵鷹贏
833
01:06:35,140 --> 01:06:36,170
誰來當裁判？
834
01:06:36,410 --> 01:06:37,340
我來
835
01:06:37,950 --> 01:06:41,640
校長早安三
836
01:06:41,820 --> 01:06:43,980
校長，您出院了，恭喜您啊
837
01:06:44,150 --> 01:06:46,180
很抱歉，讓你好夢成空
838
01:06:48,320 --> 01:06:48,810
校長早安三
839
01:06:49,020 --> 01:06:49,820
校長早安三
840
01:06:50,090 --> 01:06:53,990
小伙子，加油啊！我來當評判
841
01:06:55,830 --> 01:06:56,800
現在開始
842
01:06:58,100 --> 01:07:00,090
大力菜，勝敗及兵家常事
843
01:07:00,270 --> 01:07:01,570
不要緊張，開始了
844
01:07:01,770 --> 01:07:02,600
開始啦
845
01:07:03,040 --> 01:07:04,560
用心機，我看好你的
846
01:07:17,450 --> 01:07:18,820
打死你
847
01:07:21,790 --> 01:07:23,090
加油呀大力菜
848
01:07:31,030 --> 01:07:31,930
好球
849
01:07:34,140 --> 01:07:35,800
珍珠，你沒事吧？
850
01:07:40,680 --> 01:07:42,440
怎麼樣！怕了吧？
851
01:07:52,090 --> 01:07:54,320
來啊！這一次我一定打你屁股
852
01:08:01,230 --> 01:08:02,130
好球
853
01:08:06,000 --> 01:08:06,970
這個球一定泡過水
854
01:08:07,170 --> 01:08:08,030
不信你驗一下啊
855
01:08:11,670 --> 01:08:13,160
你最好不要給我耍花樣
856
01:08:13,410 --> 01:08:15,380
再贏一球就行了，加油
857
01:08:24,390 --> 01:08:25,820
大力菜，來吧
858
01:08:31,890 --> 01:08:33,860
最後一球了，不要糗呀
859
01:08:34,660 --> 01:08:35,960
用心點呀
860
01:08:36,200 --> 01:08:37,660
大力菜，用心點呀
861
01:09:10,460 --> 01:09:11,860
出局
862
01:09:15,440 --> 01:09:17,700
好捧呀
863
01:09:23,540 --> 01:09:24,570
各位同學
864
01:09:25,710 --> 01:09:28,980
我現在有兩件重要事情要宣佈
865
01:09:29,820 --> 01:09:31,150
第一件事
866
01:09:31,350 --> 01:09:34,550
就是鐵主任要徹職，即 時生效
867
01:09:35,960 --> 01:09:37,750
好捧呀
868
01:09:44,470 --> 01:09:47,370
第二，後天就是
869
01:09:47,600 --> 01:09:49,800
我孫女兒安妮的生日
870
01:09:50,270 --> 01:09:53,000
我想請這位皮少庭同學
871
01:09:53,210 --> 01:09:56,300
到家裏來做安妮的舞伴
872
01:09:56,540 --> 01:10:00,340
同 時，要好好謝謝他
873
01:10:01,920 --> 01:10:03,010
謝謝校長
874
01:10:05,290 --> 01:10:06,810
好夢成空了
875
01:10:07,020 --> 01:10:10,320
野田株會已經我開出12億的價錢了
876
01:10:10,520 --> 01:10:13,080
眼看要到手了，就是你不好
877
01:10:13,290 --> 01:10:15,660
叫你追安妮，不然怎會弄成這樣？
878
01:10:15,860 --> 01:10:18,160
如果不是你存不軌想霸佔校產
879
01:10:18,370 --> 01:10:20,060
安妮也不會不理我
880
01:10:20,330 --> 01:10:22,890
12億？有12億也娶不到安妮
881
01:10:23,100 --> 01:10:25,370
我絕不允許任何人破壞我的計劃
882
01:10:27,210 --> 01:10:29,300
陰謀不得逞，唯有霸王硬上弓
883
01:10:29,980 --> 01:10:31,840
爸爸，你想幹什麼？
884
01:10:32,050 --> 01:10:33,100
我不准你傷害安妮哦
885
01:10:35,720 --> 01:10:36,880
這對好不好看？
886
01:10:40,450 --> 01:10:41,480
我試一下啊
887
01:10:42,890 --> 01:10:44,480
其實我覺得這種款式
888
01:10:44,730 --> 01:10:45,660
比較適合安妮
889
01:10:45,890 --> 01:10:47,290
她戴起來一定會比我戴好看
890
01:10:48,500 --> 01:10:51,090
不錯哦！還有什麼要準備的？
891
01:10:51,330 --> 01:10:53,160
我幫你買了一套西裝在PUB
892
01:10:53,370 --> 01:10:54,160
你去試一下
893
01:10:54,470 --> 01:10:56,800
西裝？！太誇張吧？
894
01:10:57,040 --> 01:10:57,940
不會啦
895
01:11:00,980 --> 01:11:02,880
穿西裝會不會太隆重了？
896
01:11:03,240 --> 01:11:06,840
人要衣裝，穿起來就是不一樣
897
01:11:07,280 --> 01:11:08,770
人家第一次正式約你
898
01:11:08,980 --> 01:11:10,420
總不能T恤牛仔褲的
899
01:11:14,760 --> 01:11:17,120
今天可能又要跟你借車子了
900
01:11:19,130 --> 01:11:20,590
早有心理預備了，拿去
901
01:11:20,800 --> 01:11:22,130
我會幫你加滿油的
902
01:11:22,660 --> 01:11:23,600
好
903
01:11:25,070 --> 01:11:28,000
你哪 時候開始喝酒的啊？
904
01:11:30,240 --> 01:11:31,760
有沒有跟女孩子接過吻？
905
01:11:32,510 --> 01:11:33,560
幹嘛？
906
01:11:35,010 --> 01:11:36,840
我在想萬一她要吻你
907
01:11:37,040 --> 01:11:38,910
你面紅，那不是很沒面子？
908
01:11:39,610 --> 01:11:42,670
總之，就像電影那樣吻就是了
909
01:11:43,850 --> 01:11:45,610
這麼簡單的事你都不會
910
01:11:45,890 --> 01:11:47,080
真沒用呀
911
01:11:48,590 --> 01:11:51,460
聽你這麼講，你好像很內行？
912
01:11:52,660 --> 01:11:54,250
我可以跟你研究、切磋
913
01:11:54,460 --> 01:11:55,290
怎樣切磋啊？
914
01:11:56,800 --> 01:11:57,860
當我是個女人啊！不
915
01:11:58,730 --> 01:11:59,930
假裝我是安妮
916
01:12:00,170 --> 01:12:02,100
雖然我知道我不如她
917
01:12:02,370 --> 01:12:03,700
假裝一下總行的
918
01:12:04,840 --> 01:12:06,270
你不是怕我吧？
919
01:12:06,670 --> 01:12:08,640
笑話！誰怕誰啊？
920
01:12:08,840 --> 01:12:10,470
好啊！來，手放這裏
921
01:12:10,880 --> 01:12:14,440
兩個眼睛看著我，深情一點
922
01:12:20,290 --> 01:12:22,350
不行，我會笑
923
01:12:23,020 --> 01:12:25,620
我為你犧牲初吻呀，你還笑？
924
01:12:25,860 --> 01:12:27,120
對不起、對不起
925
01:12:29,760 --> 01:12:30,820
閉上眼睛
926
01:12:31,800 --> 01:12:33,490
應該是你閉上睛睛才對吧
927
01:12:33,730 --> 01:12:35,600
電影上啊！都是這樣子的
928
01:12:36,270 --> 01:12:37,570
到底要不要試啊？
929
01:12:38,040 --> 01:12:39,400
還是你把眼睛閉上啦！
930
01:12:39,610 --> 01:12:42,080
不然我會覺得怪怪的
931
01:12:53,620 --> 01:12:54,750
你還笑我？！
932
01:12:55,420 --> 01:12:57,550
我不是笑你，不要生氣
933
01:13:00,190 --> 01:13:01,290
我沒有生氣
934
01:13:06,030 --> 01:13:07,430
你臉紅了
935
01:13:08,140 --> 01:13:09,570
我喝酒喝多了而已
936
01:13:21,120 --> 01:13:22,510
這酒好烈
937
01:13:22,720 --> 01:13:25,210
本台消息，大陸少林寺一行十六人
938
01:13:25,450 --> 01:13:26,380
定於今日來港
939
01:13:26,620 --> 01:13:28,350
做一星期的巡迴演出
940
01:13:28,560 --> 01:13:31,220
十六人中，年齡最大的八十四歲
941
01:13:31,430 --> 01:13:32,860
最小的只有四歲
942
01:13:33,030 --> 01:13:34,960
他們將下榻於麗晶酒店
943
01:13:36,300 --> 01:13:38,960
我小師父來了，我小師父來了三
944
01:13:39,600 --> 01:13:41,730
謝謝主辦單位
945
01:13:41,940 --> 01:13:44,200
也謝謝各位記者同志
946
01:13:44,410 --> 01:13:47,240
這次能來港參加慈善義演
947
01:13:47,470 --> 01:13:49,140
我們感到萬分的榮幸
948
01:13:49,380 --> 01:13:50,040
請問這次表演
949
01:13:50,310 --> 01:13:51,610
會不會介紹少林的著名功夫？
950
01:13:51,880 --> 01:13:53,780
譬如輕功、鐵布衫等等
951
01:13:54,550 --> 01:13:58,040
少林武術一向被人傳說得
952
01:13:58,320 --> 01:13:59,580
出神入化
953
01:13:59,790 --> 01:14:01,050
李連傑
954
01:14:04,290 --> 01:14:07,560
其實輕功、鐵布衫功夫
955
01:14:07,800 --> 01:14:09,560
都言過其實
956
01:14:10,430 --> 01:14:11,920
馬馬虎虎而已！
957
01:14:12,100 --> 01:14:14,620
這酒不夠我們少林釀的純
958
01:14:15,370 --> 01:14:17,670
太吵了，這音樂太吵了
959
01:14:17,840 --> 01:14:18,670
我先回去了
960
01:14:18,910 --> 01:14:19,670
那我送你回去
961
01:14:19,870 --> 01:14:21,970
不用了，你照顧兩個小的吧
962
01:14:24,810 --> 01:14:26,640
你們不要太晚回來哦
963
01:14:26,810 --> 01:14:27,210
師父再見
964
01:14:27,410 --> 01:14:28,310
聽到沒有？
965
01:14:28,880 --> 01:14:29,850
師父慢走
966
01:14:30,050 --> 01:14:31,280
你們還要不要雪糕
967
01:14:34,150 --> 01:14:36,150
我要先走了，等珍珠姐姐下班
968
01:14:36,360 --> 01:14:37,480
你們到安妮家門口等我
969
01:14:37,730 --> 01:14:39,060
我請你們吃宵夜，好不好？
970
01:14:39,630 --> 01:14:40,320
好
971
01:14:42,200 --> 01:14:43,860
哥哥再見
972
01:14:46,630 --> 01:14:47,930
老想著談戀愛
973
01:14:48,500 --> 01:14:49,830
談戀愛是其麼？
974
01:14:50,070 --> 01:14:51,590
談戀愛就是談戀愛
975
01:14:51,770 --> 01:14:55,470
小孩子別問那麼多，趕快吃啦
976
01:15:19,230 --> 01:15:20,220
你先坐一下
977
01:15:20,430 --> 01:15:21,870
安妮小姐馬上就下來了
978
01:15:22,040 --> 01:15:22,560
謝謝
979
01:15:22,770 --> 01:15:23,430
不客氣
980
01:15:44,530 --> 01:15:45,360
生日快樂
981
01:15:46,460 --> 01:15:47,390
謝謝你
982
01:15:47,960 --> 01:15:51,060
還有，這對耳環是珍珠幫我挑的
983
01:15:56,040 --> 01:15:58,370
切蛋糕了，安妮
984
01:16:00,170 --> 01:16:01,040
我們過去切蛋糕吧
985
01:16:02,910 --> 01:16:03,880
校長
986
01:16:04,950 --> 01:16:06,570
安妮，許個願吧
987
01:16:22,460 --> 01:16:24,060
我早就知道他們不是好人
988
01:16:24,230 --> 01:16:24,990
為什麼？
989
01:16:26,330 --> 01:16:28,030
你看他咬牙籤的樣子
990
01:16:28,340 --> 01:16:30,100
再看他走路那個樣子
991
01:16:30,400 --> 01:16:31,770
在電影裏頭演壞人的
992
01:16:32,010 --> 01:16:33,030
不都是這個樣子
993
01:16:34,480 --> 01:16:35,640
你們怎麼進來的？
994
01:16:36,580 --> 01:16:37,910
要是連門都開不了
995
01:16:38,110 --> 01:16:39,670
怎麼做殺人放火的壞事？
996
01:16:40,580 --> 01:16:41,480
走開
997
01:16:42,780 --> 01:16:45,750
我像條狗一樣侍候你20年
998
01:16:45,950 --> 01:16:47,150
沒想到你真把我當狗
999
01:16:47,390 --> 01:16:48,290
一腳踢開了
1000
01:16:48,520 --> 01:16:49,510
你想怎麼樣？
1001
01:16:50,460 --> 01:16:53,450
只要你在協議書上簽個字
1002
01:16:53,660 --> 01:16:54,790
然後辦完手續之後三
1003
01:16:58,200 --> 01:17:00,190
幹什麼？放開我
1004
01:17:10,410 --> 01:17:11,810
放手呀
1005
01:17:12,410 --> 01:17:15,400
你是要你的財產？還是要回安妮？
1006
01:17:25,530 --> 01:17:27,590
阿彌陀佛
1007
01:17:30,460 --> 01:17:32,060
小鬼，你怎麼進來的？
1008
01:17:32,300 --> 01:17:34,930
行俠仗義，連門都進不來
1009
01:17:35,170 --> 01:17:36,400
我還用學功夫嗎？
1010
01:18:07,100 --> 01:18:08,000
你怎麼了？
1011
01:18:10,840 --> 01:18:14,040
師父，你好棒呀
1012
01:18:15,640 --> 01:18:17,110
還好，我們在外面等你
1013
01:18:17,310 --> 01:18:18,140
主任跟校長呢？
1014
01:18:19,050 --> 01:18:19,770
主任押著校長
1015
01:18:20,010 --> 01:18:21,070
去跟日本人簽約了
1016
01:18:21,180 --> 01:18:23,410
那怎麼辦？爺爺還在他們手裏
1017
01:18:25,450 --> 01:18:27,780
這樣好了，我們先把這裏弄乾淨
1018
01:18:28,060 --> 01:18:29,220
不要讓主任起疑心
1019
01:18:29,420 --> 01:18:31,390
然後我們再找機會救校長
1020
01:18:31,590 --> 01:18:32,290
你有沒有搞錯啊？
1021
01:18:32,460 --> 01:18:33,860
這麼亂怎麼收拾？
1022
01:18:34,060 --> 01:18:36,120
放心！有小師父在嘛
1023
01:18:36,760 --> 01:18:38,660
師父假裝聽不到呀
1024
01:18:46,810 --> 01:18:49,000
手續都辦好了，你放了安妮吧
1025
01:18:49,210 --> 01:18:50,900
爸爸，你答應要把安妮交給我的
1026
01:18:51,040 --> 01:18:53,210
好好好，等銀行開了門支票
1027
01:18:53,410 --> 01:18:54,900
再把她帶到加拿大去
1028
01:18:55,820 --> 01:18:57,010
怎麼都在睡覺
1029
01:18:58,320 --> 01:19:03,690
起來，起來啊
1030
01:19:06,090 --> 01:19:09,460
爸，安妮呢？她怎不見了？
1031
01:19:12,300 --> 01:19:13,960
笨蛋，看著
1032
01:19:23,680 --> 01:19:24,640
臭小子
1033
01:19:58,010 --> 01:19:59,000
不要跑
1034
01:20:01,720 --> 01:20:04,950
小心！我看你往哪裏跑
1035
01:20:11,960 --> 01:20:12,650
爸爸
1036
01:20:12,860 --> 01:20:13,660
你幹什麼？
1037
01:20:32,510 --> 01:20:36,140
有只雀仔跌落樓三
1038
01:21:05,010 --> 01:21:06,070
好棒呀
1039
01:21:23,430 --> 01:21:24,190
小師父，救命啊
1040
01:21:24,360 --> 01:21:25,190
李連傑來了
1041
01:21:29,670 --> 01:21:30,660
你是李連傑？
1042
01:21:32,210 --> 01:21:33,300
也是我師父
1043
01:21:33,640 --> 01:21:34,470
徒兒退下
1044
01:21:34,980 --> 01:21:36,240
師父，小心點
1045
01:22:16,420 --> 01:22:18,080
師父，辛苦你了
1046
01:22:18,250 --> 01:22:18,980
交給你了
1047
01:22:19,150 --> 01:22:19,950
好
1048
01:22:22,420 --> 01:22:23,860
看我的，看我的
1049
01:22:27,930 --> 01:22:28,990
大俠饒命啊
1050
01:22:35,440 --> 01:22:36,300
把他們都帶回去
1051
01:22:36,470 --> 01:22:37,130
是，長官
1052
01:22:37,340 --> 01:22:39,830
爸，我們沒事了，警察來了
1053
01:22:41,780 --> 01:22:42,900
為什麼每次警察總
1054
01:22:43,140 --> 01:22:44,110
是等事情解決了才出現？
1055
01:22:44,340 --> 01:22:45,240
就是啦
1056
01:22:47,650 --> 01:22:49,710
爸，乘三不要哭了哦！
1057
01:22:49,920 --> 01:22:50,850
沒事了，乘三
1058
01:22:50,880 --> 01:22:51,940
石校長，請你跟我們
1059
01:22:52,150 --> 01:22:53,350
回警局落口供
1060
01:22:53,720 --> 01:22:55,190
好，等我孫女的
1061
01:22:55,420 --> 01:22:56,820
生日舞會結束，我就去
1062
01:22:57,890 --> 01:22:59,450
大力菜，謝謝你
1063
01:22:59,990 --> 01:23:00,820
不用謝我！
1064
01:23:01,030 --> 01:23:02,760
應該謝謝小師父才對啊
1065
01:23:03,830 --> 01:23:05,350
阿彌陀佛
1066
01:23:06,000 --> 01:23:07,160
小師父，你好棒
1067
01:23:07,370 --> 01:23:09,730
我師父不近女色的
1068
01:23:10,300 --> 01:23:11,830
真煩
1069
01:23:12,570 --> 01:23:16,340
師父你真是一級棒，舒服嗎？
1070
01:23:23,250 --> 01:23:26,190
來！吃蛋糕啊！我們一起吃蛋糕
1071
01:23:26,390 --> 01:23:28,050
吃蛋糕了，萬歲
1072
01:23:28,460 --> 01:23:29,580
來吃蛋糕吧
1073
01:23:30,360 --> 01:23:31,350
這一塊吧
1074
01:23:31,990 --> 01:23:33,320
來吃蛋糕吧，校長
1075
01:23:33,990 --> 01:23:36,120
我還要回去上班，我先走了
1076
01:23:38,230 --> 01:23:41,260
珍珠！吃完蛋糕再走嘛！
1077
01:23:41,540 --> 01:23:42,830
我開車送你回去
1078
01:23:43,470 --> 01:23:45,800
你不用送我，我自己走可以了
1079
01:23:50,080 --> 01:23:53,050
你不覺得可惜？這麼好的女孩？
1080
01:23:53,610 --> 01:23:54,580
什麼意思？
1081
01:23:55,520 --> 01:23:56,850
別騙自己了
1082
01:23:57,320 --> 01:23:59,550
大力菜，你追我只是要證明
1083
01:23:59,750 --> 01:24:00,780
你勝得過鐵鷹
1084
01:24:01,090 --> 01:24:02,850
珍珠才是最愛你的人
1085
01:24:04,390 --> 01:24:06,420
那你呢？
1086
01:24:09,460 --> 01:24:11,260
我只能說一聲謝謝
1087
01:24:14,900 --> 01:24:18,500
不要考慮了，快去吧！追啊
1088
01:24:21,740 --> 01:24:23,000
他們幹什麼？
1089
01:24:23,640 --> 01:24:27,080
誰知道啊？整天我愛你你愛我的
1090
01:24:28,110 --> 01:24:29,580
真煩
1091
01:24:33,150 --> 01:24:37,390
珍珠
1092
01:24:37,860 --> 01:24:47,760
珍珠
1093
01:24:59,210 --> 01:25:00,240
大力菜
1094
01:25:14,630 --> 01:25:18,220
我想這對耳環你戴會比較合適
1095
01:25:30,240 --> 01:25:31,680
你早就猜到這對耳環
1096
01:25:31,880 --> 01:25:34,750
是替你自己選的對不對？
1097
01:25:36,150 --> 01:25:39,120
沒有啊！不過我是想過的
1098
01:25:40,890 --> 01:25:42,650
你怎麼不早點告訴我呢？
1099
01:25:43,120 --> 01:25:44,920
你從來沒有問過我
1100
01:25:45,730 --> 01:25:46,780
我送你回去吧
1101
01:25:47,360 --> 01:25:48,260
好！
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