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No, that's fine. This actually works.

Sarah J., you've managed to stay relevant for how long?

15 years. 15?

Yeah. Why have you been able to stay 15 years when girls can't stay 15 months?

Because I wanted it. If you want it, you can do it, right?

Because of what? I wanted it.

You wanted it?

Yeah. So after 15 years, you still have the passion?

Mm -hmm.

I do.

I think I got a couple things that guys like, too.

I think you have.

I didn't even invite Moe to this. Are you okay with this? I got to ask you.

is the first time that we get to work together in L .A. for a company and not

our own stuff.

I know, right? For a long time.

Have we ever worked together in L .A.? Like, besides our own shit? No.

So,

stay tuned.

This is going to be awesome.

This is going to be a door for us.

It's been years since we shot her.

Yeah, I have. Hello.

You're fresh meat. Hi.

I'm sweating. Are you good with the fan?

The fan's even better.

All right.

I don't know what to ask. This is free for all.

Who's the new guy? Ricky's the new guy.

Yeah, Ricky is the new new guy.

Sarah, can you give Ricky any advice for new guys? Because I'm sure you've

worked with a lot of new guys. Yeah.

We shot him in a gangbang a few weeks ago and he fucking rocked it. Hey.

Good. Good, good, good.

I've known Stian for a while, too.

Who? Stian. Oh, this guy. Yeah, this guy right here. This is fucking hilarious.

Right?

I'm a lucky girl. Your son's on his phone over there. He's not even paying

attention. It's all good.

We shot him, I think, a while ago.

Are those real?

No. But they look real.

They're not.

They're great.

See, I'm trying to figure out what to ask Sarah J., because you've been shot a

lot, in a good way, and I'm sure people have asked you all sorts of shit. So

what's something people don't know about Sarah J.? I took six years of Latin.

Say something dirty in Latin.

Semper ibus gubi.

Always wear your underwear.

Can you say in Latin, I'm about to take three black dicks? Nope.

You don't know how to say that?

I don't know how to say dicks in Latin, to be honest with you.

Penis? Yeah, it's probably just penis.

Okay. It's probably like negro, there's multiple, so it'd be like negro peni.

Yeah.

Trace, Negros, Kenai, right?

That's Latin for three black dicks? Yeah, it's pretty easy.

Alright.

Are we BTSing? Yep.

How's it looking?

Yeah, right on. We got a new camera, guys.

4K.

Well, we had 4K before, but now we're going even higher on the bit rates.

Which means I'll see every imperfection. The fans will see every imperfection on

your body.

Tell us if you're circumcised or not.

Yeah. All right, are we ready to roll? Let's roll. Let's get you in the dog

show. Let's take some pictures.

You know what?

I'm going to run out of spit if I'm not careful.

You're going to what? I'm going to run out of spit if I'm not careful this.

I need three times as much spit today.

This is porno downtime between stills and video.

I have to hydrate.

You do?

Yeah. Should I get more water?

I'm working on it.

She's going to spit down here too.

Make it nice and wet though, man.

Look at that little pussy.

Oh, look at that.

That's when you know it's wet. That's when you know it's wet. It's really

actually.

Sarah told me it tasted like something.

I said it tastes like Brio.

It does.

I concur.

No, it does. It's good.

It's sweet but slightly tart.

I say the best pussy tastes like nothing.

Yeah, that's what I was telling him in the other room. I was like, some days it

tastes like nothing, and some days it tastes like Fro -Yo.

I like the Fro -Yo taste.

It's like, hey, a little flavor.

It's not a shame.

As long as it doesn't taste like armpits.

No, my goodness.

Who are you fucking to think it tastes like armpits? It was this one girl.

Actually, I did it.

Don't tell nobody, but I did an interview yesterday, right? And then,

was supposed to examine her, like, as a gynecologist. You opened that shit up,

and it's all, like, dirty dimple. I opened it through her pants.

I'm like, woo!

I'm just going to stay right here with it. I'm just going to play with your

legs. You know, you see a stripper, and sometimes you with stripper girls, and

they be in pants, and you go, and you're, like, being all sexy, and you

their legs, and you're like, whoa. And they have pants on still and everything.

You're just like, you got dust bunnies in there. Nobody's cleaned that out for

long time.

And people that look good, too.

Yeah. That's the worst part. You're like, what the fuck?

It's terrible.

I don't know. I think the... girls have that stinky pussy, they don't get fucked

enough. Because, you know, yeah, they would clean their shit up. You know what

they say, right? You see some time the pussy be as stinky as they had it to.

Oh.

So, Sarah, if you're doing a girl -girl scene and the other girl's vagina smells

like sewer, how do you tell her?

You know, do you tell her? Do you tell the director to tell her? Actually, I

Actually, the director is usually the one that tells me to tell her. All

do me a favor.

Sit next to your mom today. Yeah.

Pretend he's your co -star, the chick.

Tell him her.

Hey, babe, let's go in the bathroom. I want to just, like, do a little, like,

maintenance, okay?

Okay. Cool, let's go.

And then we go in the bathroom, and then I'll be like, just sit back and relax.

I'm just going to, like, clean you up a little bit, okay? And I get the baby

wipes. And I wipe it all, like... You don't even ask her. You just... No. You

just straight up say... No, because I'm about to take... I'm about to eat it and

suck it, and he's about to fuck it, and I want to make sure that it's good for

us, not her. She doesn't have to do anything to her pussy. We do.

So I'm going to, like, clean it to my specifications, right?

And I usually stand the girl up, and I bend her over, and I've done this, like,

numerous times, and I'll, like, wipe like this, and I'll open it up, and

like... And maybe I'll kiss her on her ass to make her feel nice.

And I'll be like, God, you've got a nice ass. Give her some compliments or

something to make her feel better. White people are crazy, huh?

Yeah, that's what I do.

And, you know, if it's dirty on the inside, then I get, like, a bottle of

douche. And I'll be like, have you ever douched before?

Because she's usually a young girl.

And I'll be like, well, dump all the stuff out and put the water in. And

okay. And then I just douched some girl recently.

I stick my fingers out there and get all the water out.

Yeah.

Poor little fun.

And you don't even give her the option to say no. No. You just clean it. Like,

have to fuck her. No.

Like, why would you... It's like offering somebody a shower and they say

Then you've got to be stuck with fucking somebody who's dirty.

Like, yeah, no.

Have you had to do that with a dude with smelly balls?

Um, yeah, that's why. I did it once and then you learn and you're just like, you

know what, I think you need to take a shower.

Not asking. So you won't even do that. You won't even go and clean his balls

from him.

Well, like, the thing, the balls thing, like...

Most guys, if they need a shower, you allow them to clean themselves.

Like, you know what, you need a shower.

Usually guys stink all over. If their balls stink, it's usually everywhere.

You know, like sweaty armpits and shit. So just take a shower.

And then if it's still bad, then he's got a problem maybe. Scene canceled.

No, you know, like, you don't have to do him like that, too, and then he'll feel

like a real asshole. Like, if it's a girl on girl, it's a little different,

like, me doing it to a guy should make a guy feel, like, about that big.

Yeah, and then you got wood issues.

Right, and then you got wood issues, and then... It's kind of a courtesy to wash

that ass before you go on set. Yeah.

Even if you think you're clean.

I really like it when I see a guy come out of the shower, like, even at the

location. That's great. When the guy comes in, he's like, you know what? I'd

like to take a shower right quick. Can I use the shower here? That's nice.

That's great. I like fresh nuts.

So you're new guys. That's what you should, you know. Yeah. Yeah, yeah,

for sure.

Not like that. I mean, let's face it. We're shooting in places like Cali and

Florida. It's hot.

Yeah, it's true.

It's hot. I mean, we're all going to have sweaty balls and pussy today

we're all, like, sweating, like, a lot right now. Yeah, even me. And I'm not

even doing a scene.

All right,

let's get Billy Watson to shoot this so we can all go home.

That's a wrap.

How was it?

It's like my birthday.

Do you want to shower up?

No, I want to go home like this. Some girls would.

I've seen girls that went home with dry comb on their face.

Yeah, I know.

Well, I know it's not just that. All right, we'll talk to you in the shower.

Oh, okay.

Let's do it.

Miss Sarah J., how was that?

I don't want to do it again.

You don't want to do it again?

Yeah, no camera.

No camera?

I hope your salad ain't hot because I don't like taking cold salads.

It should, I mean. Okay.

It's even a minute warm up.

Maybe I got it on the wrong way.

I'm going to try to put it, it might be the one like we have at headquarters.

Turn it all the way until it stops. There you go. That should, that should.

Oh yeah.

Let's see. Where did they get you?

Huh? What do you think you have there? Oh, I got it in my mouth, and my face,

and my pussy, and my pussy again.

Let's see the pussy.

That is a fucking veteran pussy.

Oh! That is four star pussy.

I like veteran. No, it's okay, I'll take it. I didn't mean that in a sense, so.

I like legendary.

That's legendary. I like legendary. Let me clarify with this. This is legendary,

epic pussy right here.

She done popped my cherry. She done made me who I am today.

Did it warm up?

No, it definitely didn't warm up, so I called him.

Oh, wait, it started to warm up now. There you go.

There's a new camera, so don't, like, splash.

Okay.

See, it sucks here. Since I have the wall here, I can't really go wide.

I'm sorry.

You going to go in there with her? No, it's been a minute.

It's been a minute.

It's been a minute.

Out of the courtesy.

Professional courtesy.

And I took my glasses off. I can't wait to do this one. Yeah, thank you. That's

true. Those are levels.

The first ones we did it with, those were different. Let me have a soap opera

tease, and then I'll call it a day. Because I've got to take you home.

Not to my home, but your home.

Yes. All right.

All right.

You guys could fuck again, I'm sure.

Hey, that's none of your business.

I'm not saying... I mean, you may have had it before.

Yeah. May or may not have had it before. Yes. They make soapy titties. You know

how to do it?

I have big hands.

It's the vigorousness of it. You've got to be, like, vigorous.

Oh,

this doesn't give really soapy. Maybe it doesn't. Hold on.

Yeah, it doesn't give really soapy, my bad.

All right, let's go. But it's going to be clean, like, squeaky.

It's clean.

I'll fuck them.

They smell like black, red, and vanilla.