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♪ One, two, three, four ♪
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♪ one, two, three, four, five, six ♪
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♪ shake it, dude ♪
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♪ one, two, do it ♪
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♪ ♪
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♪ one, two, three ♪
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♪ four, four ♪
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♪ ♪
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[Indistinct conversation]
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Still battling kleptomania, Andrew?
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You know, the first step is
admitting you have a problem.
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Ah, kid's birthday this weekend.
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Good thing for our store discount.
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Yeah, you could go broke.
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Which is why I hope I get that job.
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What job?
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Didn't you know?
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They're making Barbarosa
the new district manager
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for all the stores in the state.
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- No shit.
- And they're letting him
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pick his own replacement
from inside the store,
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so I figured, "fuck,
might as well be me."
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- Right?
- Right.
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Well, I better go
practice my ass-kissing.
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- Wish me luck.
- You got it.
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So? Aren't you going to ask me?
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Ask you what?
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What I think about you as
Barbarosa's replacement.
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- I think you'd rock.
- Thanks, but I like my job.
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Besides, being a manager
is a lot of responsibility.
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So? You can handle it.
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Besides, you're much better
qualified than Andrew any day.
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You're a better worker,
you've been here longer,
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people like you better,
and then there's the raise.
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- Yeah, I guess.
- Come on.
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If you wanna get ahead,
you're gonna have to learn
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to do a little bit of
ass-kissing, like Andrew,
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and something tells me you can
kiss ass with the best of them.
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[Techno music]
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Did I tell you my dad wants
to send me to military school?
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I said, "fuck, no!"
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I think your dad might be right.
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A little military school or something
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might do you some good.
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I always wanted to
go to military school.
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You know, those sleek
uniforms, well cut.
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Taking orders, getting
punished when you're naughty.
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Yes, sir. Sorry, sir.
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- [Laughs]
- Ow!
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And don't forget showering
with all those cadets.
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Ooh. [Laughter]
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Mmm, cadets.
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All: Oh!
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Oh, my. Who ever
thought we'd see the day?
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Brian Kinney driving an economy compact.
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Subcompact.
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And I have to get a new car this week.
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Another fuck-mobile?
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Please, at his age, he
needs all the help he can get
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to attract those hot, young things.
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I thought after what happened,
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you might consider something
a little more practical.
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What, like something an
accountant might drive?
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You don't want any more
weirdos ramming into you.
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Never heard him complain
about that before.
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[Scoffs]
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- See you later.
- Later.
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- All right.
- [Indistinct chatter]
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I don't know.
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You're excited about
it, though, aren't you?
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Please.
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[Chuckles]
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[Dance music]
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Hey.
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You fucking pervert.
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Dad!
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- [Grunting]
- Brian?
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- Oh, my God, stop it!
- Get off him!
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- Dad!
- Brian!
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Brian. You okay?
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- Jesus.
- All right?
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- [Grunting]
- Hold on, hold on.
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It's his dad, stop it.
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That's it, Justin. That is it.
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You come home with me right now,
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or you never come home again.
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Fuck!
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♪ Sweet, sweet, sweet ♪
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Never again.
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Did you hear me?
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I said, "never again!"
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Go! Get the fuck out of here! Go!
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I'm never coming home again.
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- Never!
- Justin.
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Fucking never!
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- Stop.
- [Sobs]
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So my dad was kicking
him and beating him,
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and I jumped on his
back, I pulled him off,
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and then I start punching him.
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And don't forget how you single-handedly
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- fought off the attack dogs.
- Or how you foiled
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that assassination attempt
by the Iranian death squad.
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- [Laughs]
- You boys think this is funny?
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Huh, is this your idea of
some evening entertainment?
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This poor child's been
fucking traumatized,
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watching his father
go berserk like that.
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And as for you,
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I told you there'd be
trouble, and you didn't listen.
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It's not his fault, and I'm not a child.
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I'm turning 18 soon.
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That means I can vote
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and get married and join the army.
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Hopefully not in the same day.
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Maybe so, but as far as
your parents are concerned,
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you're still their sweet,
innocent, little boy.
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They're not ready to
think of you sucking cock
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and taking it up the ass.
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Ma, do you have to be so graphic?
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- [Laughs]
- Michael, I am making a point.
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Would you please not
interrupt when I'm talking?
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So what was I talking about?
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- Something about...
- Sucking cock...
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Taking it up the ass.
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Right. So...
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They're not ready to see you as a man,
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especially a gay man.
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You know, they need educating,
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so they understand what
you're going through.
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What about what I'm going through?
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You know, his father almost
broke my fucking ribs.
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You know, I should have him arrested.
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Leave it alone.
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You've done enough damage tonight.
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[Whispers] Shit.
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Ma, are you okay?
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Yeah, I'm fine, honey.
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I'm just tired. [Chuckles]
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I've been working since 6:00 A.M.
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- Ma!
- Oh, my God.
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- Deb, you okay?
- Somebody get some help!
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Is Debbie okay?
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- Somebody get some help!
- Call Dr. Lee.
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Stop screaming!
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I can... I... I... I can...
I haven't lost my hearing.
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I just lost my hair. Oh, Michael.
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I'm gonna take you to the hospital.
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No, I have to finish my shift.
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Your shift's over, Ma.
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I swallowed my gum.
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Michael, help me put this back on.
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- What were you thinking?
- I wasn't.
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Oh, that's right. You never do.
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You just... act.
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I did what I had to do.
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What you had to do?
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Craig, do you know
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how close we are to
losing him? What do you do?
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You practically push him out the door.
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I told him to come
home, Jen. He wouldn't.
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Who would, with a lunatic?
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Look, I'm trying to protect our son.
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It's you he needs protection from.
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No wonder he's out there.
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Yeah, well, he made his choice.
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What did you... What did you say?
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I said he made his choice, Jen!
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I gave him a choice. He made it!
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Oh.
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Oh... Big man.
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Big man.
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Jen...
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Don't come upstairs. I mean it.
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I don't wanna see you.
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I am not gonna be
humiliated by a bunch of...
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Fags?
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[Groans] I got news for you, big man.
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You already have been.
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[Groans]
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How about I make you
some cinnamon toast?
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And tea.
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I don't want any cinnamon toast,
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and I don't want any tea.
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What I want is you all to
stop making a fuss over me
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and go home.
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You all have to be at work tomorrow.
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So do I.
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I already told you, you're
not going in to work.
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You're gonna stay here and take it easy.
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I can't afford to take it easy.
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It's not gonna kill you to stay home
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for a day or two, Deb.
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Bed rest is an important
part of every recovery.
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Thank you, Doogie Howser.
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As an extra added bonus, you
get to watch The View.
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Hey.
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- Don't worry, Uncle Vic.
- [Groans]
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She's okay. The doctor
said it's just exhaustion.
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- That's all.
- "Just exhaustion."
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You have any idea how tired
you have to be to fall over?
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That's how tired your mother is,
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and it's all because of me. [Scoffs]
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What are you talking about?
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Think about how unhappy
she'd be without you.
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But I'm the reason she's
pushing herself so hard,
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working double shifts...
to pay off my debts.
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She's even taken out a second mortgage.
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- What, on our house?
- Yeah.
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She couldn't get much, but she did.
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Why didn't you tell me?
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She made me promise not to.
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[Sighs]
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I'm lucky I still have all my teeth.
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And no black eye.
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How do I look?
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Great. You always look great.
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I'm sorry, for my dad and everything.
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Yeah, well, sorry's bullshit.
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Look, I didn't mean to
cause you any problems.
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It's...
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Well, I'm gonna go.
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Where?
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I don't know.
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I'll find someplace.
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Justin.
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[Sighs] You can stay here.
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On the sofa.
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You're not crying, are you?
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I'm not some little faggot.
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No, you're not.
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You're pretty brave, actually,
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standing up to your father like that.
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He was hurting you.
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Get some sleep.
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[Pop music]
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♪ this can't be over ♪
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♪ I couldn't face the pain ♪
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♪ so let's just start over ♪
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♪ again and again and again ♪
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♪ ♪
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♪ you know I'm right ♪
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♪ if we never try to find ♪
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♪ what's wrong or right ♪
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♪ out of sight, out of mind ♪
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♪ your senses reeling ♪
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♪ so hard to maintain ♪
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♪ well, I know what I'm feeling ♪
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♪ again and again ♪
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♪ again and again ♪
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So what do you think, Mikey?
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The Jeep's always hot.
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What is he doing at your place?
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He had to stay somewhere.
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The Audi TT's a fuck machine,
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but the guys who drive
it, they usually aren't.
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His dad almost beat the shit out of you.
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The Boxster's sexy...
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If you have a little dick.
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- What do you think?
- What do I think?
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It's obvious you don't care
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what I think about your boy wonder.
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What difference does it make
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how I feel about your Batmobile?
263
00:12:37,834 --> 00:12:39,466
Why don't you get the Jeep for Monday,
264
00:12:39,467 --> 00:12:41,399
the Audi for Tuesday, and
the Boxster for Wednesday?
265
00:12:41,400 --> 00:12:43,165
- Hey!
- Well, like,
266
00:12:43,166 --> 00:12:44,299
you're sitting here, trying to decide
267
00:12:44,300 --> 00:12:45,532
what new hot car to buy,
268
00:12:45,533 --> 00:12:47,132
and my mom might lose her fucking house.
269
00:12:47,133 --> 00:12:49,332
I gotta get to work.
270
00:12:49,333 --> 00:12:52,431
Michael...
271
00:12:52,432 --> 00:12:54,631
- If you need money...
- No.
272
00:12:54,632 --> 00:12:55,632
Look, I've had an amazing year.
273
00:12:55,633 --> 00:12:58,665
That's great, but thanks anyway.
274
00:12:58,666 --> 00:13:00,131
I'm offering you a fucking gift,
275
00:13:00,132 --> 00:13:01,598
- for Christ's sake.
- I know.
276
00:13:01,599 --> 00:13:05,565
- I just can't.
- Why?
277
00:13:05,566 --> 00:13:07,465
Because you're always there for me,
278
00:13:07,466 --> 00:13:09,630
taking care of things,
279
00:13:09,631 --> 00:13:11,164
fighting off the bullies at school
280
00:13:11,165 --> 00:13:12,664
and giving me the answers to tests
281
00:13:12,665 --> 00:13:15,530
and taking me to the hospital
the first time I got gonorrhea,
282
00:13:15,531 --> 00:13:18,564
and...
283
00:13:18,565 --> 00:13:21,530
This... this is my mom,
284
00:13:21,531 --> 00:13:26,430
and... this is something I
have to do for her, by myself.
285
00:13:31,764 --> 00:13:34,730
So my dad tried to beat up Brian,
286
00:13:34,731 --> 00:13:37,262
and Debbie almost died in front of us,
287
00:13:37,263 --> 00:13:39,329
and then, I spent the night at Brian's.
288
00:13:39,330 --> 00:13:41,262
- What'd you do?
- Uh...
289
00:13:41,263 --> 00:13:44,329
had vegetarian lasagna and read
A Lesson Before Dying,
290
00:13:44,330 --> 00:13:47,129
which is exactly what it felt like.
291
00:13:47,130 --> 00:13:48,162
Justin?
292
00:13:48,163 --> 00:13:51,496
- Hi, Daphne.
- Hi.
293
00:13:53,162 --> 00:13:55,328
Brought you your uniform and your books.
294
00:13:55,329 --> 00:13:56,694
I know you've got that essay due today.
295
00:13:56,695 --> 00:14:00,028
Tomorrow.
296
00:14:00,029 --> 00:14:02,228
You all right?
297
00:14:02,229 --> 00:14:05,028
I'm fine.
298
00:14:05,029 --> 00:14:06,394
I was worried about you last night.
299
00:14:06,395 --> 00:14:09,260
- Where were you?
- Where do you think?
300
00:14:09,261 --> 00:14:11,527
Justin, please wait.
301
00:14:11,528 --> 00:14:13,527
I want you to come home.
302
00:14:13,528 --> 00:14:15,361
After what Dad did? No way.
303
00:14:15,362 --> 00:14:16,593
He... he got crazy.
304
00:14:16,594 --> 00:14:17,660
He didn't know what he was doing,
305
00:14:17,661 --> 00:14:20,260
but we can work this out, I promise.
306
00:14:20,261 --> 00:14:22,526
Yeah, don't promise.
307
00:14:22,527 --> 00:14:25,293
Now, would you please go?
308
00:14:25,294 --> 00:14:26,194
Do you need anything?
309
00:14:26,195 --> 00:14:30,059
For you to go.
310
00:14:30,060 --> 00:14:32,060
[School bell rings]
311
00:14:34,094 --> 00:14:36,525
Boo.
312
00:14:36,526 --> 00:14:39,026
What are you doing up?
313
00:14:39,027 --> 00:14:41,126
You're supposed to be taking a nap.
314
00:14:41,127 --> 00:14:43,692
Well, naps are brief.
That's why it's a short word.
315
00:14:43,693 --> 00:14:45,092
Have you taken your meds?
316
00:14:45,093 --> 00:14:48,525
Yes, I've taken my meds.
317
00:14:48,526 --> 00:14:51,591
What is this?
318
00:14:51,592 --> 00:14:53,425
"Apartments for rent"?
319
00:14:53,426 --> 00:14:56,158
Why are you looking
at apartments for rent?
320
00:14:56,159 --> 00:14:57,591
Don't get your titties in a twist.
321
00:14:57,592 --> 00:15:00,224
I'm not selling the house,
if that's what you think.
322
00:15:00,225 --> 00:15:03,391
Of course, you're not selling the house.
323
00:15:03,392 --> 00:15:06,224
It's for me.
324
00:15:06,225 --> 00:15:07,324
I'm thinking of moving out.
325
00:15:07,325 --> 00:15:09,424
I'm feeling much better now,
326
00:15:09,425 --> 00:15:11,124
and with my disability, I can afford
327
00:15:11,125 --> 00:15:12,224
to get a room somewhere.
328
00:15:12,225 --> 00:15:14,490
You have a room somewhere, here.
329
00:15:14,491 --> 00:15:17,958
I don't want you to feel obligated!
330
00:15:20,257 --> 00:15:21,390
Obligated?
331
00:15:21,391 --> 00:15:23,123
You know, you are coming this close
332
00:15:23,124 --> 00:15:24,256
to getting punched out.
333
00:15:24,257 --> 00:15:26,223
Your doctor told you
not to exert yourself.
334
00:15:26,224 --> 00:15:27,256
Well, fuck him!
335
00:15:27,257 --> 00:15:28,522
I punched you out when you were a kid,
336
00:15:28,523 --> 00:15:31,623
and I can punch you out now.
337
00:15:35,290 --> 00:15:37,489
I want some soup.
338
00:15:37,490 --> 00:15:41,089
Chicken noodle?
339
00:15:41,090 --> 00:15:43,056
Yeah.
340
00:15:50,923 --> 00:15:53,189
[Sighs]
341
00:15:56,589 --> 00:15:58,288
When you came back from New York,
342
00:15:58,289 --> 00:16:01,021
I didn't take you in
'cause I felt obligated.
343
00:16:01,022 --> 00:16:05,021
I took you in 'cause I wanted to.
344
00:16:05,022 --> 00:16:07,253
- Hell, I would do it again.
- Oh!
345
00:16:07,254 --> 00:16:09,220
Yeah, let's.
346
00:16:09,221 --> 00:16:11,320
The dementia, the thrush...
347
00:16:11,321 --> 00:16:13,953
The C.M.V., that was a laugh and a half.
348
00:16:13,954 --> 00:16:17,853
I mean, I want you here sick,
349
00:16:17,854 --> 00:16:20,619
and I want you here well.
350
00:16:20,620 --> 00:16:23,987
I'll take you any way I can get you.
351
00:16:26,220 --> 00:16:29,353
So unless you're gonna
be reading the funnies...
352
00:16:29,354 --> 00:16:32,519
[Sniffs] I'm just gonna toss this.
353
00:16:32,520 --> 00:16:34,885
Where's my soup?
354
00:16:34,886 --> 00:16:37,586
I'll serve. I don't wanna get rusty.
355
00:16:40,820 --> 00:16:44,518
Hi. Jennifer Taylor, Justin's mother.
356
00:16:44,519 --> 00:16:48,385
Okay. So...
357
00:16:48,386 --> 00:16:51,352
I got his clothes, a sketch pad,
358
00:16:51,353 --> 00:16:54,051
shoes, underwear,
359
00:16:54,052 --> 00:16:57,185
oh, The Yellow Submarine.
It's his favorite,
360
00:16:57,186 --> 00:16:58,584
he's watched it a million times.
361
00:16:58,585 --> 00:17:00,351
Did you know he wanted
to be an animator?
362
00:17:00,352 --> 00:17:04,084
- No, I... I...
- No, you wouldn't.
363
00:17:04,085 --> 00:17:07,150
A check, a check.
364
00:17:07,151 --> 00:17:10,317
Here we go.
365
00:17:10,318 --> 00:17:12,883
- For what?
- Well, Justin's expensive.
366
00:17:12,884 --> 00:17:14,184
He eats like a football
player, he goes through clothes
367
00:17:14,185 --> 00:17:15,317
faster than I can buy them,
368
00:17:15,318 --> 00:17:18,017
and he's always needing
something for school.
369
00:17:18,018 --> 00:17:19,183
You think he's staying with me?
370
00:17:19,184 --> 00:17:20,516
- Where else?
- Well, I don't know,
371
00:17:20,517 --> 00:17:23,216
but he's not moving into my place.
372
00:17:23,217 --> 00:17:24,916
Well...
373
00:17:24,917 --> 00:17:26,550
He's gonna have to live somewhere,
374
00:17:26,551 --> 00:17:28,516
since he told me he's
never coming home again.
375
00:17:28,517 --> 00:17:30,882
Why do you care what he says?
376
00:17:30,883 --> 00:17:33,083
You're his mother. Come and get him.
377
00:17:33,084 --> 00:17:36,916
If I came and got him, he
would just, uh, run away,
378
00:17:36,917 --> 00:17:39,315
and I might never see him again.
379
00:17:39,316 --> 00:17:42,082
Do you know what happens
to runaway kids, Mr. Kinney?
380
00:17:42,083 --> 00:17:43,282
They end up on milk cartons.
381
00:17:43,283 --> 00:17:45,815
Or worse.
382
00:17:45,816 --> 00:17:50,148
At least with you... I know where he is.
383
00:17:51,049 --> 00:17:53,314
He's not my responsibility.
384
00:17:53,315 --> 00:17:56,047
Oh, yes, he is.
385
00:17:56,048 --> 00:17:58,947
You seduced him, you s... Fucked him,
386
00:17:58,948 --> 00:18:00,748
so now he's yours.
387
00:18:00,749 --> 00:18:04,514
Just kindly, see that he
takes his allergy medicine
388
00:18:04,515 --> 00:18:06,314
and, uh...
389
00:18:06,315 --> 00:18:10,048
And does his homework and
gets to school on time.
390
00:18:12,381 --> 00:18:15,946
And...
391
00:18:15,947 --> 00:18:19,448
And tell him that we love him.
392
00:18:28,947 --> 00:18:33,846
♪ Ridi, pagliaccio ♪
393
00:18:33,847 --> 00:18:36,045
Hey, Bob. You sound great.
394
00:18:36,046 --> 00:18:37,312
Oh, thanks, Mike. [Chuckles]
395
00:18:37,313 --> 00:18:39,045
I didn't realize I had an audience.
396
00:18:39,046 --> 00:18:40,346
You should've been an opera singer.
397
00:18:40,347 --> 00:18:42,079
Well, I wanted to be one once,
398
00:18:42,080 --> 00:18:43,812
but then I had to make a choice.
399
00:18:43,813 --> 00:18:46,945
The Met, or the Big "Q."
400
00:18:46,946 --> 00:18:48,745
Well, obviously, it's paying off.
401
00:18:48,746 --> 00:18:49,912
Congratulations on the promotion.
402
00:18:49,913 --> 00:18:51,812
Oh, thanks.
403
00:18:51,813 --> 00:18:53,977
District manager. Big responsibility.
404
00:18:53,978 --> 00:18:56,744
I bet. Have you, uh,
picked your replacement yet?
405
00:18:56,745 --> 00:18:58,178
Oh, no, no, no.
406
00:18:58,179 --> 00:18:59,677
Couple of people have
expressed some interest,
407
00:18:59,678 --> 00:19:02,711
- you know.
- Yeah, I know. Um...
408
00:19:02,712 --> 00:19:03,911
I hope you wouldn't mind,
409
00:19:03,912 --> 00:19:06,043
I'd like to toss my hat in the ring.
410
00:19:06,044 --> 00:19:08,943
Well, sure, Mike. Sure.
411
00:19:08,944 --> 00:19:11,143
To be honest with you, I
never really had you pegged
412
00:19:11,144 --> 00:19:12,910
for the ambitious type.
413
00:19:12,911 --> 00:19:16,010
Well, I've always
been focused on my job,
414
00:19:16,011 --> 00:19:18,110
you know, doing it well.
415
00:19:18,111 --> 00:19:19,776
A promotion shouldn't be
about what's good for me,
416
00:19:19,777 --> 00:19:21,010
but what's good for the company.
417
00:19:21,011 --> 00:19:23,242
Well, you know something, Mike?
418
00:19:23,243 --> 00:19:26,975
A lot of people do not feel that way.
419
00:19:26,976 --> 00:19:31,709
Mostly, they're just kind of
in it for themselves, you know?
420
00:19:31,710 --> 00:19:33,775
I'll tell you what.
421
00:19:33,776 --> 00:19:35,176
They're having a little
congratulation dinner
422
00:19:35,177 --> 00:19:37,909
for me tomorrow night,
over at Dominic's.
423
00:19:37,910 --> 00:19:39,709
Mm-hmm.
424
00:19:39,710 --> 00:19:41,809
Why don't you come along?
425
00:19:41,810 --> 00:19:44,241
Wow! Thanks, Bob. That'd be great.
426
00:19:44,242 --> 00:19:48,942
Okay. And, uh, bring your lady.
427
00:19:50,709 --> 00:19:52,308
He wants me to bring my lady.
428
00:19:52,309 --> 00:19:55,341
Straight guys really say
things like "bring your lady"?
429
00:19:55,342 --> 00:19:57,041
They say worse than that.
430
00:19:57,042 --> 00:19:58,140
I don't have a lady.
431
00:19:58,141 --> 00:19:59,908
No, you have something better,
432
00:19:59,909 --> 00:20:01,973
- Dr. Dreamboat.
- [Chuckles]
433
00:20:01,974 --> 00:20:04,140
Well, I can fix you up with my sister...
434
00:20:04,141 --> 00:20:06,606
Only she looks like me in a dress.
435
00:20:06,607 --> 00:20:09,341
[Laughs] Okay, that's
a terrifying thought.
436
00:20:09,342 --> 00:20:12,174
Or maybe Emmett could dress
up like he did last Halloween.
437
00:20:12,175 --> 00:20:14,807
No, Emmett could not.
438
00:20:14,808 --> 00:20:15,907
Besides, how would you explain
439
00:20:15,908 --> 00:20:18,039
that you're dating Reba McEntire?
440
00:20:18,040 --> 00:20:20,106
Easier than explaining I'm a fag.
441
00:20:20,107 --> 00:20:22,839
So tell them the truth already!
442
00:20:22,840 --> 00:20:25,706
You said that he's a nice
guy, that he likes you.
443
00:20:25,707 --> 00:20:29,906
Yeah, until I give him a reason not to.
444
00:20:29,907 --> 00:20:34,105
There's this woman who
works in shipping, Helga.
445
00:20:34,106 --> 00:20:37,072
Big, short-cropped
hair, drives a pickup.
446
00:20:37,073 --> 00:20:38,272
- [Laughs]
- She's been working there
447
00:20:38,273 --> 00:20:40,671
15 years.
448
00:20:40,672 --> 00:20:43,038
Every year, she gets
passed over for a promotion
449
00:20:43,039 --> 00:20:45,638
by people who have been
there one year, two years.
450
00:20:45,639 --> 00:20:48,604
Everybody knows why,
nobody says anything,
451
00:20:48,605 --> 00:20:52,004
so she's still sitting
there, doing invoices.
452
00:20:52,005 --> 00:20:54,171
I can't afford to let
that happen to me. I...
453
00:20:54,172 --> 00:20:56,638
15 years from now, I can't
still be doing inventory
454
00:20:56,639 --> 00:20:58,770
and directing shoppers to our super sale
455
00:20:58,771 --> 00:21:00,771
on backyard barbecues.
456
00:21:03,072 --> 00:21:05,603
Hello?
457
00:21:05,604 --> 00:21:07,004
- Justin?
- [Sighs]
458
00:21:07,005 --> 00:21:09,103
I know you're there, pick up.
459
00:21:09,104 --> 00:21:11,003
- Whoo!
- Justin!
460
00:21:11,004 --> 00:21:12,303
Are you guys, like, doing it?
461
00:21:12,304 --> 00:21:14,603
[Dance music from headphones]
462
00:21:14,604 --> 00:21:17,003
♪ My baby! ♪
463
00:21:17,004 --> 00:21:19,104
Whoo!
464
00:21:21,603 --> 00:21:23,003
What are you doing?
465
00:21:23,004 --> 00:21:24,836
- Huh?
- [Yelling] What are you doing?
466
00:21:24,837 --> 00:21:28,803
Uh, listening to Moby.
467
00:21:28,804 --> 00:21:32,768
It's really hot.
468
00:21:32,769 --> 00:21:35,202
So... [Chuckles]
469
00:21:35,203 --> 00:21:37,902
Whassup?
470
00:21:37,903 --> 00:21:41,535
"Whassup" is you left my door unlocked.
471
00:21:41,536 --> 00:21:44,168
"Whassup" is this is not a hotel room,
472
00:21:44,169 --> 00:21:47,268
and you're not on your
Blonde Ambition tour.
473
00:21:47,269 --> 00:21:49,568
"Whassup"
474
00:21:49,569 --> 00:21:54,267
is your mother paid me
a little visit today.
475
00:21:54,868 --> 00:21:59,001
Finally, "whassup" is you're
gonna take off my shirt
476
00:21:59,002 --> 00:22:01,167
and clean up your shit.
477
00:22:01,168 --> 00:22:04,634
[Kicks object]
478
00:22:04,635 --> 00:22:07,200
And all I wanted to do was come home
479
00:22:07,201 --> 00:22:09,000
and have something to eat.
480
00:22:09,001 --> 00:22:11,900
- I could make you something.
- Mm.
481
00:22:11,901 --> 00:22:15,866
No, you couldn't.
482
00:22:15,867 --> 00:22:18,000
- I'm sorry I'm in your way.
- Not as sorry as I am.
483
00:22:18,001 --> 00:22:19,132
I didn't mean for it to happen.
484
00:22:19,133 --> 00:22:21,232
Well, it did.
485
00:22:21,233 --> 00:22:23,099
So?
486
00:22:23,100 --> 00:22:27,732
As long as we're together,
we might as well...
487
00:22:27,733 --> 00:22:29,598
[Scoffs]
488
00:22:29,599 --> 00:22:34,598
We are not... together.
489
00:22:34,599 --> 00:22:36,665
You're here as the result
490
00:22:36,666 --> 00:22:40,998
of a series of unfortunate circumstances
491
00:22:40,999 --> 00:22:44,731
which have given me the
worst headache in my life
492
00:22:44,732 --> 00:22:47,198
and a duffel bag...
493
00:22:47,199 --> 00:22:48,597
Full...
494
00:22:48,598 --> 00:22:51,799
Of your fucking underwear.
495
00:22:54,498 --> 00:22:57,930
Now, I'm going to bed.
496
00:22:57,931 --> 00:23:00,097
Okay.
497
00:23:00,098 --> 00:23:02,663
Alone.
498
00:23:02,664 --> 00:23:05,997
You go over there and do your homework,
499
00:23:05,998 --> 00:23:08,097
and lights out by 11:00.
500
00:23:08,098 --> 00:23:11,463
11:00? [Scoffs]
501
00:23:11,464 --> 00:23:13,163
Do you know that I had
to promise your mother
502
00:23:13,164 --> 00:23:16,464
that you wouldn't be
late for school tomorrow?
503
00:23:20,064 --> 00:23:21,796
And by the way,
504
00:23:21,797 --> 00:23:26,130
she sends her love.
505
00:23:34,862 --> 00:23:36,695
- Oh, no. No, no.
- Vic!
506
00:23:36,696 --> 00:23:38,728
Listen to me. Get away from that door!
507
00:23:38,729 --> 00:23:41,028
Get out of those clothes
and back in your muumuu.
508
00:23:41,029 --> 00:23:42,861
If I have to watch Martha Stewart
509
00:23:42,862 --> 00:23:44,995
make one more goddamn
thing out of goat cheese,
510
00:23:44,996 --> 00:23:46,127
I'm gonna kill myself.
511
00:23:46,128 --> 00:23:50,494
AMC has a Joan Crawford
festival all week.
512
00:23:50,495 --> 00:23:52,960
Nobody's that gay.
513
00:23:52,961 --> 00:23:56,027
I got to go to work. They need me.
514
00:23:56,028 --> 00:23:57,994
And you need to rest your ass!
515
00:23:57,995 --> 00:23:59,960
- Come on!
- Hi, honey.
516
00:23:59,961 --> 00:24:01,860
[Chuckles] What are you doing here?
517
00:24:01,861 --> 00:24:05,760
Uncle Vic asked me to bring
some rope to tie you down.
518
00:24:05,761 --> 00:24:07,460
Kinky.
519
00:24:07,461 --> 00:24:10,060
You want some eggs? You're getting eggs.
520
00:24:10,061 --> 00:24:12,026
I gotta do something with my hands.
521
00:24:12,027 --> 00:24:14,826
I want you to stand
still and listen to me.
522
00:24:14,827 --> 00:24:16,392
Do you want tomatoes with those?
523
00:24:16,393 --> 00:24:18,592
Mom, will you listen to me?
524
00:24:18,593 --> 00:24:21,694
I have something to tell you.
525
00:24:23,060 --> 00:24:26,459
I'm up for a promotion at work.
526
00:24:26,460 --> 00:24:28,825
- Sweetie, that's great!
- I don't have it yet.
527
00:24:28,826 --> 00:24:31,426
I may not get it ever,
528
00:24:31,427 --> 00:24:34,892
but either way, I'm making some changes.
529
00:24:34,893 --> 00:24:36,525
You're not going straight, are you?
530
00:24:36,526 --> 00:24:38,092
Vic, shush.
531
00:24:38,093 --> 00:24:42,024
I know how hard you work.
532
00:24:42,025 --> 00:24:45,791
You always have taken
care of me all by yourself,
533
00:24:45,792 --> 00:24:47,924
nobody to help you,
534
00:24:47,925 --> 00:24:50,791
and I've never done anything for you.
535
00:24:50,792 --> 00:24:52,824
That is not true.
536
00:24:52,825 --> 00:24:54,757
Now, it's my turn to take care of you,
537
00:24:54,758 --> 00:24:57,824
and I will. I swear.
538
00:24:57,825 --> 00:25:00,290
Baby, you don't have to take care of me.
539
00:25:00,291 --> 00:25:03,490
You already do so much.
540
00:25:03,491 --> 00:25:07,623
Well, I wanna do more.
541
00:25:07,624 --> 00:25:12,391
Now, will you stay home and
try and get a little rest?
542
00:25:24,390 --> 00:25:27,955
[Door opens, closes]
543
00:25:27,956 --> 00:25:30,789
That's my hero.
544
00:25:30,790 --> 00:25:33,255
[Indistinct chatter]
545
00:25:33,256 --> 00:25:35,388
[Baby coos]
546
00:25:35,389 --> 00:25:37,888
Gus approves.
547
00:25:37,889 --> 00:25:40,889
Yeah, he's not bad.
548
00:25:42,356 --> 00:25:44,587
Of the car.
549
00:25:44,588 --> 00:25:46,287
He thinks it's you.
550
00:25:46,288 --> 00:25:47,554
I bet Justin will like it too,
551
00:25:47,555 --> 00:25:49,721
driving around with his sugar daddy.
552
00:25:49,722 --> 00:25:51,421
I am not his sugar daddy,
and would you please
553
00:25:51,422 --> 00:25:52,788
leave him out of this?
554
00:25:52,789 --> 00:25:55,853
Wow, beautiful baby.
Looks just like you.
555
00:25:55,854 --> 00:25:58,254
Why, thank you. So do our five others.
556
00:25:58,255 --> 00:26:00,420
I'm gonna go change him, honey.
557
00:26:00,421 --> 00:26:02,553
You do that, sweetie.
558
00:26:02,554 --> 00:26:03,653
Where's the ladies' room?
559
00:26:03,654 --> 00:26:06,353
Uh, just around the corner there.
560
00:26:06,354 --> 00:26:07,787
Beautiful family.
561
00:26:07,788 --> 00:26:09,520
Uh, you've had your eye on this one.
562
00:26:09,521 --> 00:26:11,386
Yeah, I noticed it comes fully loaded.
563
00:26:11,387 --> 00:26:13,652
[Chuckles] You name it, it's on it.
564
00:26:13,653 --> 00:26:15,852
Service department, line two.
565
00:26:15,853 --> 00:26:18,919
Service department, pick up.
566
00:26:18,920 --> 00:26:21,652
Only you don't really want this.
567
00:26:21,653 --> 00:26:22,586
I don't?
568
00:26:22,587 --> 00:26:24,652
Fags drive it.
569
00:26:24,653 --> 00:26:26,485
I mean, I don't know what it is,
570
00:26:26,486 --> 00:26:28,951
but they're attracted to it like flies.
571
00:26:28,952 --> 00:26:30,619
Nice couple like you?
572
00:26:30,620 --> 00:26:34,652
You wanna be in something like that.
573
00:26:36,552 --> 00:26:38,418
- I appreciate the warning...
- [Chuckles]
574
00:26:38,419 --> 00:26:39,885
But I'm still... I'm curious.
575
00:26:39,886 --> 00:26:42,318
Do you think I could
take one for a test drive?
576
00:26:42,319 --> 00:26:43,751
- [Scoffs]
- And then,
577
00:26:43,752 --> 00:26:46,451
I'll try one of the,
uh, straighter models.
578
00:26:46,452 --> 00:26:48,619
Great idea.
579
00:26:58,384 --> 00:27:00,651
[Tires screeching] [Engine revving]
580
00:27:17,917 --> 00:27:20,650
So, honey, what do you think?
581
00:27:25,483 --> 00:27:28,381
Hmm.
582
00:27:28,382 --> 00:27:30,749
We'll take it.
583
00:27:32,482 --> 00:27:34,682
- Mmm.
- God, you're tight.
584
00:27:34,683 --> 00:27:37,448
- Thanks.
- [Laughs]
585
00:27:37,449 --> 00:27:40,381
I meant your back. You
got a lot of tension.
586
00:27:40,382 --> 00:27:42,148
Ahh. Oh.
587
00:27:42,149 --> 00:27:44,248
[Phone ringing]
588
00:27:44,249 --> 00:27:47,248
[Scoffs] Brian.
589
00:27:47,249 --> 00:27:50,247
Yeah. Hi.
590
00:27:50,248 --> 00:27:53,348
Uh, how about I pick you up around 7:00?
591
00:27:55,881 --> 00:27:59,480
Uh-huh. Yeah, me too. It'll be fun.
592
00:27:59,481 --> 00:28:01,646
Mm-hmm.
593
00:28:01,647 --> 00:28:04,247
Okay. Bye. [Chuckles]
594
00:28:04,248 --> 00:28:05,446
Who was that?
595
00:28:05,447 --> 00:28:07,379
Tracy, from the store.
596
00:28:07,380 --> 00:28:09,780
Oh. Girl that has a crush on you.
597
00:28:09,781 --> 00:28:12,179
She doesn't have a crush
on me, she likes me.
598
00:28:12,180 --> 00:28:13,413
I like her.
599
00:28:13,414 --> 00:28:14,779
But not in the same way.
600
00:28:14,780 --> 00:28:18,146
I invited her to go
with me to Bob's party.
601
00:28:18,147 --> 00:28:20,212
- Really? As your date?
- No!
602
00:28:20,213 --> 00:28:23,645
Well, yeah. But no!
603
00:28:23,646 --> 00:28:24,845
Well, that's clear.
604
00:28:24,846 --> 00:28:27,545
- Have a great time.
- Ow!
605
00:28:27,546 --> 00:28:30,745
Look, you know I can't ask
you, as much as I'd like to.
606
00:28:30,746 --> 00:28:33,778
- I'm proud of you.
- Really?
607
00:28:33,779 --> 00:28:36,711
It's just... I'm supposed
to bring "my lady."
608
00:28:36,712 --> 00:28:38,544
Does Tracy know why you're asking her?
609
00:28:38,545 --> 00:28:40,111
I couldn't tell her that.
610
00:28:40,112 --> 00:28:42,177
Well, don't you think
it's fair, considering
611
00:28:42,178 --> 00:28:44,210
she's going there thinking
that she's "your lady"?
612
00:28:44,211 --> 00:28:45,477
How do I know what she thinks?
613
00:28:45,478 --> 00:28:46,678
Besides, it's not a date date.
614
00:28:46,679 --> 00:28:49,644
It's a party for the
boss. It's business.
615
00:28:49,645 --> 00:28:53,643
Christ, I wish everybody
would just get off my back!
616
00:28:53,644 --> 00:28:57,543
- Fine, I will.
- I... hey, I'm sorry.
617
00:28:57,544 --> 00:28:58,743
I didn't mean...
618
00:28:58,744 --> 00:29:02,109
What the hell else am I supposed to do?
619
00:29:02,110 --> 00:29:05,209
Michael, I know how important
this promotion is to you,
620
00:29:05,210 --> 00:29:07,376
but what you're doing is not right.
621
00:29:07,377 --> 00:29:09,543
It's not fair to Tracy or to yourself.
622
00:29:09,544 --> 00:29:13,109
Believe me, I know, I've lived it,
623
00:29:13,110 --> 00:29:15,475
the deceit but always
with a good reason.
624
00:29:15,476 --> 00:29:17,742
The only thing is, is that
there's never a good reason.
625
00:29:17,743 --> 00:29:20,442
There's only the hurt that you cause.
626
00:29:20,443 --> 00:29:23,275
That is why you have to tell the truth.
627
00:29:23,276 --> 00:29:26,075
"Tell the truth... "
628
00:29:26,076 --> 00:29:28,242
Which you can afford to do.
629
00:29:28,243 --> 00:29:29,608
But I can't.
630
00:29:29,609 --> 00:29:32,075
I don't have an office and a diploma
631
00:29:32,076 --> 00:29:36,008
and "nothing available till
four weeks from Tuesday."
632
00:29:36,009 --> 00:29:37,341
I don't even have my own bathroom,
633
00:29:37,342 --> 00:29:39,675
but I do know that if
I just tell the truth,
634
00:29:39,676 --> 00:29:42,642
I probably never will.
635
00:29:44,675 --> 00:29:48,107
I can't believe his mom
actually brought you his stuff.
636
00:29:48,108 --> 00:29:50,473
Yeah, she practically
made a gift out of him.
637
00:29:50,474 --> 00:29:51,707
Gifts can be returned.
638
00:29:51,708 --> 00:29:53,107
I just want him out of my life
639
00:29:53,108 --> 00:29:55,775
and out of my house.
640
00:30:02,207 --> 00:30:04,073
Have either one of you
ever been to Atlanta?
641
00:30:04,074 --> 00:30:08,006
No. But I had a boyfriend
from Georgia once.
642
00:30:08,007 --> 00:30:09,206
I... I called him "Peach Fuzz."
643
00:30:09,207 --> 00:30:10,606
Bet you can't guess why.
644
00:30:10,607 --> 00:30:11,573
Because his butt cheeks were covered
645
00:30:11,574 --> 00:30:12,639
with this soft, fuzzy down
646
00:30:12,640 --> 00:30:15,072
that looked like two Georgia peaches.
647
00:30:15,073 --> 00:30:18,307
Yeah.
648
00:30:21,040 --> 00:30:23,205
Well, I think I'm
gonna go show our guest
649
00:30:23,206 --> 00:30:25,305
some, uh, northern hospitality.
650
00:30:25,306 --> 00:30:28,338
[Smooth dance music]
651
00:30:49,204 --> 00:30:50,138
[Breathing hard]
652
00:30:50,139 --> 00:30:51,237
- Ooh!
- Oh.
653
00:30:51,238 --> 00:30:52,470
- Ooh.
- What's the matter?
654
00:30:52,471 --> 00:30:57,437
[Chuckles] It's a long story.
655
00:30:57,438 --> 00:30:59,237
Now, hurry up and open that door.
656
00:30:59,238 --> 00:31:01,503
I can't wait.
657
00:31:01,504 --> 00:31:05,436
Be patient. The south will rise again.
658
00:31:05,437 --> 00:31:07,269
And again.
659
00:31:07,270 --> 00:31:09,569
Whoa! [Clatter]
660
00:31:09,570 --> 00:31:13,336
Oh, shit.
661
00:31:13,337 --> 00:31:16,202
What's all this?
662
00:31:16,203 --> 00:31:17,468
I made dinner.
663
00:31:17,469 --> 00:31:18,602
I had salad, but I dropped it.
664
00:31:18,603 --> 00:31:20,201
Yeah, you made a fucking mess.
665
00:31:20,202 --> 00:31:24,101
I'll clean it up, don't worry.
666
00:31:24,102 --> 00:31:26,135
Who's he?
667
00:31:26,136 --> 00:31:28,268
He's an out-of-town guest.
668
00:31:28,269 --> 00:31:33,035
Mmm, what you making? Smells good.
669
00:31:33,036 --> 00:31:35,334
Jambalaya. My mom taught me.
670
00:31:35,335 --> 00:31:36,668
Except it's sort of instant jambalaya
671
00:31:36,669 --> 00:31:41,034
because I used, uh, frozen
shrimp and minute rice.
672
00:31:41,035 --> 00:31:42,567
I didn't know how much rice to use,
673
00:31:42,568 --> 00:31:45,034
and the water for the shrimp
overflowed a little bit.
674
00:31:45,035 --> 00:31:47,434
Well, you know, maybe I can help.
675
00:31:47,435 --> 00:31:49,234
You know, I used to live in New Orleans.
676
00:31:49,235 --> 00:31:52,034
My boyfriend and I, we
made jambalaya all the time.
677
00:31:52,035 --> 00:31:56,166
We'd just cook and fuck. [Chuckles]
678
00:31:56,167 --> 00:31:58,167
So you got a spoon?
679
00:32:04,467 --> 00:32:07,465
Mmm. It's not bad.
680
00:32:07,466 --> 00:32:09,199
But you know what you need?
681
00:32:09,200 --> 00:32:11,332
Just an itsy-bitsy
pinch of cayenne pepper.
682
00:32:11,333 --> 00:32:13,465
That's what'll give it
that extra special kick.
683
00:32:13,466 --> 00:32:18,165
He's gonna get an extra
special kick... later.
684
00:32:18,166 --> 00:32:19,166
[southern accent] Now,
you can either stand
685
00:32:19,167 --> 00:32:20,299
around here eating jambalaya,
686
00:32:20,300 --> 00:32:23,333
or you can come upstairs and eat my ass!
687
00:32:26,899 --> 00:32:29,899
[Footsteps departing]
688
00:32:42,198 --> 00:32:43,864
[Laughs]
689
00:32:43,865 --> 00:32:46,263
Well...
690
00:32:46,264 --> 00:32:49,563
Well, maybe we can have
some of this after, hmm?
691
00:32:49,564 --> 00:32:51,830
Yeah.
692
00:32:51,831 --> 00:32:53,397
My mom says it's always
better the second day.
693
00:32:53,398 --> 00:32:55,531
Mm.
694
00:33:27,429 --> 00:33:29,928
[Unzipping fly]
695
00:33:36,029 --> 00:33:39,161
Mmm.
696
00:33:39,162 --> 00:33:43,193
[Romantic music]
697
00:33:43,194 --> 00:33:45,327
Thanks for coming with me, Tracy.
698
00:33:45,328 --> 00:33:47,127
Thanks for inviting me.
699
00:33:47,128 --> 00:33:50,127
♪ Baciami amore ♪
700
00:33:50,128 --> 00:33:51,527
Michael!
701
00:33:51,528 --> 00:33:53,726
- Hey, Bob!
- Glad you could make it, huh?
702
00:33:53,727 --> 00:33:55,260
- You know Tracy?
- Sure!
703
00:33:55,261 --> 00:33:56,860
Sure, although, uh, I didn't know
704
00:33:56,861 --> 00:33:58,326
you two were an item, though.
705
00:33:58,327 --> 00:34:00,326
Uh, careful.
706
00:34:00,327 --> 00:34:02,793
Don't let the boss catch
you fraternizing, huh?
707
00:34:02,794 --> 00:34:04,859
[Laughter]
708
00:34:04,860 --> 00:34:07,126
Listen, I want you to
meet my wife. Honey.
709
00:34:07,127 --> 00:34:09,293
- Betty, honey, come here.
- Mm, mm.
710
00:34:09,294 --> 00:34:10,792
Coming. [Giggles]
711
00:34:10,793 --> 00:34:12,458
Betty, I want you to meet Mike Novotny.
712
00:34:12,459 --> 00:34:13,959
He's one of our assistant managers.
713
00:34:13,960 --> 00:34:17,925
Oh, Mike! Oh, it's so nice to meet you.
714
00:34:17,926 --> 00:34:21,392
- Same here, Mrs. Barbarosa.
- Betty. Call me Betty.
715
00:34:21,393 --> 00:34:24,358
Oh, and this must be your adorable wife.
716
00:34:24,359 --> 00:34:26,425
- [Giggles]
- Not exactly. I mean...
717
00:34:26,426 --> 00:34:29,158
Wait, honey, come on. Give
them some time, will ya?
718
00:34:29,159 --> 00:34:30,858
They're still working on it, you know?
719
00:34:30,859 --> 00:34:32,858
Probably need to put some
money in the bank first, right?
720
00:34:32,859 --> 00:34:35,324
Oh, well, maybe you
can help them with that.
721
00:34:35,325 --> 00:34:36,724
B... Betty, come on, now,
722
00:34:36,725 --> 00:34:37,957
how many times have I gotta tell you,
723
00:34:37,958 --> 00:34:40,024
- business is busin...
- Oh, when it comes to business,
724
00:34:40,025 --> 00:34:41,990
I don't open my mouth.
725
00:34:41,991 --> 00:34:43,990
That's strictly your domain, sweetheart.
726
00:34:43,991 --> 00:34:45,157
- Thank you.
- But we know
727
00:34:45,158 --> 00:34:47,090
who's really running the show, don't we?
728
00:34:47,091 --> 00:34:49,157
- [Laughter]
- Yoo-hoo! Betty?
729
00:34:49,158 --> 00:34:50,125
Oh, look!
730
00:34:50,126 --> 00:34:51,423
There's, uh, George and Helen. Hi!
731
00:34:51,424 --> 00:34:52,790
- Yeah.
- Would you excuse us?
732
00:34:52,791 --> 00:34:54,223
- Yeah. Thank God.
- [Giggles] Bye.
733
00:34:54,224 --> 00:34:57,056
Hello, Georgie!
734
00:34:57,057 --> 00:34:59,689
[Laughter]
735
00:34:59,690 --> 00:35:01,023
She thought we were married.
736
00:35:01,024 --> 00:35:03,856
Yeah. How 'bout that?
737
00:35:03,857 --> 00:35:07,355
[Chuckles] And it's only our first date.
738
00:35:07,356 --> 00:35:10,122
- I mean, if this is a date.
- Can I get you a drink?
739
00:35:10,123 --> 00:35:11,289
Oh, sure.
740
00:35:11,290 --> 00:35:13,689
Um, what would you like?
741
00:35:13,690 --> 00:35:16,255
Um, whatever you're having.
742
00:35:16,256 --> 00:35:17,855
I just... I wanna use the ladies' room.
743
00:35:17,856 --> 00:35:19,988
I'll be right back.
744
00:35:19,989 --> 00:35:23,022
They're marked, uh, "signore"
and "signora."
745
00:35:23,023 --> 00:35:26,023
- [Laughs]
- [Laughs]
746
00:35:32,055 --> 00:35:33,655
Hey, Mike.
747
00:35:33,656 --> 00:35:35,121
- Hi, Andrew.
- This is my wife.
748
00:35:35,122 --> 00:35:36,787
- Oh.
- Liz.
749
00:35:36,788 --> 00:35:38,087
- Oh, I'm sorry.
- Nice to meet you. I'm sorry.
750
00:35:38,088 --> 00:35:40,221
- I see you brought Tracy.
- Yeah.
751
00:35:40,222 --> 00:35:42,687
I didn't know you two were going out.
752
00:35:42,688 --> 00:35:44,153
Well, we like to keep it discreet,
753
00:35:44,154 --> 00:35:45,353
you know, since we work together.
754
00:35:45,354 --> 00:35:47,620
Smart idea, considering
the way rumors fly.
755
00:35:47,621 --> 00:35:48,853
[Chuckles] You're telling me.
756
00:35:48,854 --> 00:35:51,120
In fact, you should hear
some of the ones about you.
757
00:35:51,121 --> 00:35:52,387
Like what?
758
00:35:52,388 --> 00:35:56,719
Nothing I'd want to repeat.
759
00:35:56,720 --> 00:35:57,853
But the kind of thing that could really
760
00:35:57,854 --> 00:35:59,853
hurt someone's chances.
761
00:35:59,854 --> 00:36:02,286
Especially if they were
looking for a promotion.
762
00:36:02,287 --> 00:36:03,853
Oh.
763
00:36:03,854 --> 00:36:05,853
- There's my girl.
- Thanks.
764
00:36:05,854 --> 00:36:08,085
Tracy, have you met Andrew's wife, Liz?
765
00:36:08,086 --> 00:36:11,220
- No, hi.
- Hi.
766
00:36:16,186 --> 00:36:18,219
[Clears throat]
767
00:36:19,986 --> 00:36:21,618
- Oh... mmm.
- Hmm.
768
00:36:21,619 --> 00:36:24,351
- [Giggles]
- Mmm.
769
00:36:24,352 --> 00:36:26,685
Mmm.
770
00:36:31,085 --> 00:36:33,851
Mmm, mmm.
771
00:36:33,852 --> 00:36:35,018
[Sniffs]
772
00:36:35,019 --> 00:36:37,117
[Groans]
773
00:36:37,118 --> 00:36:39,851
Ah, morning, Justin. How'd you sleep?
774
00:36:39,852 --> 00:36:42,883
[Groans] Okay.
775
00:36:42,884 --> 00:36:44,183
It's a little lumpy.
776
00:36:44,184 --> 00:36:45,950
- Oh.
- Come have some breakfast.
777
00:36:45,951 --> 00:36:48,217
- I'm not hungry.
- Gotta eat something.
778
00:36:48,218 --> 00:36:49,284
You're a growing boy.
779
00:36:49,285 --> 00:36:51,716
- Oh, Jesus, did I just say that?
- [Laughs]
780
00:36:51,717 --> 00:36:53,117
Do you want me to wash the sheets?
781
00:36:53,118 --> 00:36:54,583
- Oh, that's okay.
- But if you'd like,
782
00:36:54,584 --> 00:36:57,116
- you could wash my car.
- [Laughs]
783
00:36:57,117 --> 00:36:58,882
[Laughs]
784
00:36:58,883 --> 00:37:01,116
I really appreciate your
letting me stay here.
785
00:37:01,117 --> 00:37:02,249
Hey, it's no trouble.
786
00:37:02,250 --> 00:37:03,749
You can come anytime. Right, Mel?
787
00:37:03,750 --> 00:37:06,716
Mmm, anytime.
788
00:37:07,750 --> 00:37:10,215
[Scoffs] He hates me.
789
00:37:10,216 --> 00:37:11,682
He doesn't hate you.
790
00:37:11,683 --> 00:37:14,715
Yes, he does, and so does my dad.
791
00:37:14,716 --> 00:37:17,649
I pulled him off Brian, and I hit him,
792
00:37:17,650 --> 00:37:19,282
and now, I can't even go home.
793
00:37:19,283 --> 00:37:21,215
Oh, sweetie, it's okay.
794
00:37:21,216 --> 00:37:22,948
Don't say it's okay,
795
00:37:22,949 --> 00:37:24,681
and don't say anything
bad about Brian either.
796
00:37:24,682 --> 00:37:27,081
Well, that doesn't leave
much room for conversation.
797
00:37:27,082 --> 00:37:29,681
I don't know what I'm gonna do.
798
00:37:29,682 --> 00:37:32,681
Oh, what am I gonna do?
799
00:37:32,682 --> 00:37:34,880
- Oh.
- [Sniffs]
800
00:37:34,881 --> 00:37:36,514
You're going to do one thing
801
00:37:36,515 --> 00:37:37,747
- at a time.
- Right.
802
00:37:37,748 --> 00:37:39,114
First, you're gonna take a shower.
803
00:37:39,115 --> 00:37:40,147
Then you're going to have breakfast.
804
00:37:40,148 --> 00:37:42,813
Then you're going to school, okay?
805
00:37:42,814 --> 00:37:46,514
- [Chuckles]
- Now go.
806
00:37:52,947 --> 00:37:54,946
- Phew.
- Poor guy.
807
00:37:54,947 --> 00:37:57,646
God.
808
00:37:57,647 --> 00:37:59,679
And still, he defends
that fucking prick.
809
00:37:59,680 --> 00:38:02,812
- You know, it amazes me...
- Don't start.
810
00:38:02,813 --> 00:38:05,545
Allow me.
811
00:38:05,546 --> 00:38:06,679
[Clears throat]
812
00:38:06,680 --> 00:38:08,813
[Dialing]
813
00:38:11,680 --> 00:38:16,078
Bri? It's Linds. Did I wake you?
814
00:38:16,079 --> 00:38:17,544
Good.
815
00:38:17,545 --> 00:38:20,878
[Whispering] Apologize for
making you believe otherwise,
816
00:38:20,879 --> 00:38:22,845
but I don't think it
should affect my ability
817
00:38:22,846 --> 00:38:25,077
to do my job... [Muttering]
818
00:38:25,078 --> 00:38:26,745
Hi, Mike.
819
00:38:26,746 --> 00:38:30,044
Hey, Bob. Thanks again
for inviting me...
820
00:38:30,045 --> 00:38:31,810
I mean, us, to the
party the other night.
821
00:38:31,811 --> 00:38:33,111
- We had a great time.
- Hey, listen.
822
00:38:33,112 --> 00:38:34,543
Betty was crazy about you.
823
00:38:34,544 --> 00:38:35,810
All she wants to know is,
824
00:38:35,811 --> 00:38:39,111
when are you and Tracy
getting hitched, huh?
825
00:38:39,112 --> 00:38:40,777
Listen, Bob, there's something
I need to talk to you about...
826
00:38:40,778 --> 00:38:43,176
That Tracy, she's a real pretty girl.
827
00:38:43,177 --> 00:38:45,543
She's what we used to call a fox.
828
00:38:45,544 --> 00:38:47,076
You guys still use that word, a fox?
829
00:38:47,077 --> 00:38:50,509
Yeah, we still use that word.
830
00:38:50,510 --> 00:38:52,076
Uh, do you know if she's busy tonight?
831
00:38:52,077 --> 00:38:53,442
Excuse me?
832
00:38:53,443 --> 00:38:55,843
Well, 'cause you might,
uh, you might wanna have
833
00:38:55,844 --> 00:38:59,476
a little celebration of your own.
834
00:38:59,477 --> 00:39:01,075
Well, after all, isn't that what you do
835
00:39:01,076 --> 00:39:03,942
when you get a promotion, Mr. Manager!
836
00:39:03,943 --> 00:39:06,142
[Laughter and cheering]
837
00:39:06,143 --> 00:39:09,975
[Chatter and applause]
838
00:39:09,976 --> 00:39:13,541
Way to go, buddy.
Congratulations, buddy.
839
00:39:13,542 --> 00:39:17,642
- Congratulations!
- That's great.
840
00:39:17,643 --> 00:39:18,675
"Hand in your fucking paper," you know?
841
00:39:18,676 --> 00:39:19,742
I'm like, "well, fuck
you, you old whore."
842
00:39:19,743 --> 00:39:20,807
- Yo, yo, yo.
- What, what?
843
00:39:20,808 --> 00:39:22,674
Oh, shit. Oh, sh... what's up?
844
00:39:22,675 --> 00:39:24,074
Hey, what's up? What's going on?
845
00:39:24,075 --> 00:39:27,074
Hey, Justin. Heard you're not
living at home anymore, huh?
846
00:39:27,075 --> 00:39:28,841
That fucking Daphne and her big mouth.
847
00:39:28,842 --> 00:39:30,774
- Yeah, yeah, yeah.
- Yeah, Daphne.
848
00:39:30,775 --> 00:39:33,507
Yeah, maybe it's 'cause
you're a fucking faggot!
849
00:39:33,508 --> 00:39:34,641
Yeah, 'cause you're a fucking homo,
850
00:39:34,642 --> 00:39:35,774
you little bitch!
851
00:39:35,775 --> 00:39:36,940
- How do you like me now?
- Fucking faggot!
852
00:39:36,941 --> 00:39:38,440
- What's up?
- Hey, wanna fucking
853
00:39:38,441 --> 00:39:39,973
fuck me in the ass? Wanna suck my dick?
854
00:39:39,974 --> 00:39:42,407
Justin!
855
00:39:42,408 --> 00:39:43,806
Get in the car.
856
00:39:43,807 --> 00:39:45,140
Fuck is this?
857
00:39:45,141 --> 00:39:46,740
What for?
858
00:39:46,741 --> 00:39:49,774
I said get in the car.
859
00:39:52,707 --> 00:39:53,740
Where are we going?
860
00:39:53,741 --> 00:39:56,905
Home.
861
00:39:56,906 --> 00:39:58,839
Justin?
862
00:39:58,840 --> 00:40:01,773
Do you have anything you'd like to say?
863
00:40:03,773 --> 00:40:08,572
Well, in that case, I'll, um,
speak for your father and me.
864
00:40:08,573 --> 00:40:10,438
We want you to come home.
865
00:40:10,439 --> 00:40:13,038
It's where you belong.
866
00:40:13,039 --> 00:40:16,838
And I think, uh, Brian would agree.
867
00:40:16,839 --> 00:40:18,471
What difference does
it make what Brian...
868
00:40:18,472 --> 00:40:21,639
Excuse me, I was speaking.
Kindly let me finish.
869
00:40:25,039 --> 00:40:26,971
Justin?
870
00:40:26,972 --> 00:40:30,639
Look at your mom, Justin.
871
00:40:34,771 --> 00:40:36,670
You're staying here.
872
00:40:36,671 --> 00:40:39,703
Only if Dad says he's sorry, to Brian.
873
00:40:39,704 --> 00:40:41,536
Justin, he is the one who should be
874
00:40:41,537 --> 00:40:43,903
apologizing to you, for Christ's sakes!
875
00:40:43,904 --> 00:40:45,770
For making you think he loved you.
876
00:40:45,771 --> 00:40:47,403
He never said he loved me.
877
00:40:47,404 --> 00:40:50,470
He said it was just a fuck, that's all.
878
00:40:50,471 --> 00:40:52,036
But I'm okay with that because that...
879
00:40:52,037 --> 00:40:55,603
That's all it was, all it should be.
880
00:40:58,037 --> 00:41:01,503
I think you should go to your room now.
881
00:41:05,403 --> 00:41:06,835
One more thing, Justin.
882
00:41:06,836 --> 00:41:07,802
- Craig...
- No!
883
00:41:07,803 --> 00:41:09,601
No, no. I'm gonna say this.
884
00:41:09,602 --> 00:41:10,868
If you're gonna live in this house,
885
00:41:10,869 --> 00:41:12,501
there's rules you have to obey.
886
00:41:12,502 --> 00:41:14,601
You are not to go to gay bars
887
00:41:14,602 --> 00:41:17,568
or talk about your disgusting lifestyle.
888
00:41:17,569 --> 00:41:20,935
And you are never,
ever to see him again.
889
00:41:26,835 --> 00:41:29,867
So in other words, for
Justin to live here with you,
890
00:41:29,868 --> 00:41:33,600
he has to deny who he is,
891
00:41:33,601 --> 00:41:36,033
what he thinks, and how he feels?
892
00:41:36,034 --> 00:41:38,634
No one asked for your opinion, pal.
893
00:41:38,635 --> 00:41:41,267
[Sighs]
894
00:41:41,268 --> 00:41:44,566
Well, that's not love.
895
00:41:44,567 --> 00:41:47,933
That's hate.
896
00:41:47,934 --> 00:41:51,299
Get the fuck out of my house.
897
00:41:51,300 --> 00:41:54,467
Justin, you coming?
898
00:41:57,933 --> 00:42:01,599
[Door opens]
899
00:42:06,699 --> 00:42:07,898
[Door closes]
900
00:42:07,899 --> 00:42:11,398
[Cheering and applause]
901
00:42:11,399 --> 00:42:12,898
♪ I knew you could do it ♪
902
00:42:12,899 --> 00:42:15,765
Okay, that's enough. Save it for my kid.
903
00:42:15,766 --> 00:42:17,598
Mikey, stand up.
904
00:42:17,599 --> 00:42:19,198
Come on, stand up.
905
00:42:19,199 --> 00:42:21,530
Hey, everybody, Michael got promoted.
906
00:42:21,531 --> 00:42:23,564
[Cheering] He is the manager
907
00:42:23,565 --> 00:42:26,230
of the Big Q on Buckley!
908
00:42:26,231 --> 00:42:27,264
- Butler, not Buckley.
- Butler?
909
00:42:27,265 --> 00:42:28,364
- Come on, Ma.
- [Cheers and applause]
910
00:42:28,365 --> 00:42:29,530
- Mikey!
- I can't be proud
911
00:42:29,531 --> 00:42:31,564
just this one time? Is
it only for gay people?
912
00:42:31,565 --> 00:42:33,631
No one's gayer than you, Deb.
913
00:42:33,632 --> 00:42:36,230
No, you are a role
model to all of us. Mwah.
914
00:42:36,231 --> 00:42:37,430
What can I say?
915
00:42:37,431 --> 00:42:38,630
I'm sure you'll think of something.
916
00:42:38,631 --> 00:42:40,230
[Laughter]
917
00:42:40,231 --> 00:42:42,896
Honey. Look at that face, huh?
918
00:42:42,897 --> 00:42:45,296
You look at that face,
919
00:42:45,297 --> 00:42:47,896
and you know that my
son has the biggest heart
920
00:42:47,897 --> 00:42:49,596
and the most honest.
921
00:42:49,597 --> 00:42:50,895
Huh? Could those eyes lie?
922
00:42:50,896 --> 00:42:52,762
[Chuckles]
923
00:42:52,763 --> 00:42:55,329
No one deserves a promotion
more than you, sweetheart,
924
00:42:55,330 --> 00:42:56,795
'cause you're the best.
925
00:42:56,796 --> 00:42:59,495
Didn't I always tell you you
were gonna be a big success?
926
00:42:59,496 --> 00:43:02,862
Shit.
927
00:43:02,863 --> 00:43:05,629
Before I get all weepy,
928
00:43:05,630 --> 00:43:07,894
- like before my hysterectomy...
- Oh... [scoffs]
929
00:43:07,895 --> 00:43:08,895
- [Laughs]
- I'm taking orders,
930
00:43:08,896 --> 00:43:10,362
and it is on me!
931
00:43:10,363 --> 00:43:12,195
Ma, you can't afford to do that.
932
00:43:12,196 --> 00:43:15,594
Honey, we can afford anything tonight!
933
00:43:15,595 --> 00:43:17,228
Go.
934
00:43:17,229 --> 00:43:18,694
I... um, I'm fine. I'm fine.
935
00:43:18,695 --> 00:43:20,160
- Have something.
- I don't... no.
936
00:43:20,161 --> 00:43:21,594
- No... should I?
- You should eat.
937
00:43:21,595 --> 00:43:22,595
Oh, all right, fine, I'll have a burger.
938
00:43:22,596 --> 00:43:25,527
- You did good, Mikey.
- And a side of fries.
939
00:43:25,528 --> 00:43:27,760
- Thanks.
- And can I get a salad?
940
00:43:27,761 --> 00:43:29,527
Can I get a salad? Like, just,
like, a little side salad.
941
00:43:29,528 --> 00:43:31,727
- Yeah, I'll be back in a sec.
- I mean, is that too much?
942
00:43:31,728 --> 00:43:32,860
Am I ordering too much?
I'm ordering too much.
943
00:43:32,861 --> 00:43:34,127
I don't need anything! I'm fine.
944
00:43:34,128 --> 00:43:34,894
You know what? Nothing, nothing for me.
945
00:43:34,895 --> 00:43:37,193
[Laughs]
946
00:43:37,194 --> 00:43:42,193
[Rain and thunder]
947
00:43:42,194 --> 00:43:46,493
♪ I knew you could do it ♪
948
00:43:46,494 --> 00:43:50,525
♪ like I told you before ♪
949
00:43:50,526 --> 00:43:52,193
♪ I knew you could do it ♪
950
00:43:52,194 --> 00:43:53,559
Nice going, Mikey.
951
00:43:53,560 --> 00:43:55,392
I wish everyone would just
stop congratulating me.
952
00:43:55,393 --> 00:43:57,359
- Okay, I take it back.
- No, I'm sorry.
953
00:43:57,360 --> 00:43:59,726
I'm sorry, I'm sorry. I just... [Sighs]
954
00:43:59,727 --> 00:44:03,225
Yeah, I'll be able to help my mom now.
955
00:44:03,226 --> 00:44:07,158
Great, but I'm a liar.
956
00:44:07,159 --> 00:44:09,324
And don't tell me I should
be used to that by now.
957
00:44:09,325 --> 00:44:11,558
That's not what I was gonna say.
958
00:44:11,559 --> 00:44:14,191
What I was gonna say is,
959
00:44:14,192 --> 00:44:17,857
it's not lying if they make you lie,
960
00:44:17,858 --> 00:44:22,590
if the only truth they
can accept is their own.
961
00:44:22,591 --> 00:44:24,790
[Sighs]
962
00:44:24,791 --> 00:44:28,157
[Both chuckle]
963
00:44:28,158 --> 00:44:33,123
Now, you better get back in there.
964
00:44:33,124 --> 00:44:35,590
How can it be a party
without the guest of honor?
965
00:44:35,591 --> 00:44:37,724
[Both chuckle]
966
00:44:39,291 --> 00:44:42,056
What about you?
967
00:44:42,057 --> 00:44:45,091
I've got somebody waiting for me.
968
00:44:58,689 --> 00:45:00,555
Hey.
969
00:45:00,556 --> 00:45:02,788
You hungry?
970
00:45:02,789 --> 00:45:06,188
Not really.
971
00:45:06,189 --> 00:45:08,656
Gotta eat something.
972
00:45:31,054 --> 00:45:33,054
[Sighs]
973
00:45:36,387 --> 00:45:38,319
So...
974
00:45:38,320 --> 00:45:40,219
What's for dinner?
975
00:45:40,220 --> 00:45:43,287
Jambalaya, from last night.
976
00:46:08,219 --> 00:46:11,252
It's not bad.
977
00:46:11,253 --> 00:46:14,184
[Chuckles] It's always
better the second day.
978
00:46:14,185 --> 00:46:17,251
[Techno music]
979
00:46:31,051 --> 00:46:35,717
♪ he's the very air ♪
980
00:46:35,718 --> 00:46:39,450
♪ I breathe ♪
981
00:46:39,451 --> 00:46:40,650
♪ life blood ♪
982
00:46:40,651 --> 00:46:46,283
♪ running through my veins ♪
983
00:46:46,284 --> 00:46:49,182
♪ deeper than desire ♪
984
00:46:49,183 --> 00:46:53,115
♪ sweeter than ecstasy ♪
985
00:46:53,116 --> 00:46:55,015
♪ and sharp ♪
986
00:46:55,016 --> 00:46:59,648
♪ more than any other pain ♪
987
00:46:59,649 --> 00:47:04,982
♪ he's my refrain ♪
988
00:47:04,983 --> 00:47:08,281
♪ everything ♪
989
00:47:08,282 --> 00:47:12,581
♪ he's my everything ♪
990
00:47:12,582 --> 00:47:15,014
♪ pouring over me ♪
991
00:47:15,015 --> 00:47:20,114
♪ like summer rain ♪
992
00:47:20,115 --> 00:47:23,247
♪ everything ♪
993
00:47:23,248 --> 00:47:27,380
♪ he's my everything ♪
994
00:47:27,381 --> 00:47:30,146
♪ flowing like life ♪
995
00:47:30,147 --> 00:47:33,879
♪ through my veins ♪
996
00:47:33,880 --> 00:47:37,980
♪ through my veins ♪
997
00:47:37,981 --> 00:47:41,279
♪ ♪
998
00:47:41,280 --> 00:47:44,980
♪ through my veins ♪
999
00:47:50,547 --> 00:47:53,845
The harder I try not to think,
1000
00:47:53,846 --> 00:47:58,278
I can't help but think harder still.
1001
00:47:58,279 --> 00:48:01,545
The more I try to tame my love,
1002
00:48:01,546 --> 00:48:03,411
it runs wild against my will.
1003
00:48:03,412 --> 00:48:06,078
♪ ♪
1004
00:48:06,079 --> 00:48:09,111
Even when I'm all alone,
1005
00:48:09,112 --> 00:48:12,072
my passion's in full bloom,
1006
00:48:12,073 --> 00:48:15,075
and my longing for next time
1007
00:48:15,076 --> 00:48:18,579
is like a ghost that haunts the room.
1008
00:48:26,555 --> 00:48:29,323
♪ flowing like life ♪
1009
00:48:29,324 --> 00:48:33,728
♪ through my veins ♪
1010
00:48:33,729 --> 00:48:38,729
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