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♪ take it, dude ♪

[Greek Buck's Spunk]

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Okay.

So I'm a gay man with
a superhero fetish.

Yes, we're out there.

And, no, it doesn't have
anything to do with immaturity.

I think we gay boys
learn important lessons

from comic books.

One... there are a lot
of villains out there,

so you better develop
some secret powers.

Two... if you have a good body,
you can wear tight clothes.

And three... it's always good
to be part of a dynamic duo.

- I totally blew it.
- Don't worry.

There's still plenty of
creepy old men out there

who'd love to get in your pants.

He wasn't that old.

He wasn't creepy. He was nice.

My first doctor.

Chiropractor.

That counts...

I think.

Uh, we got in the new Catwoman.

Cool.

He takes me to this
really nice restaurant.

I behave like a fucking idiot...

Dressed up like some slick asshole.

Hey, that was my $1,200 leather jacket.

It wasn't me.

You know why? 'Cause I'm nobody.

That's my problem.

Are you even listening to me?

I tune out self-pity.
It makes my dick soft.

And we wouldn't want that...

Would we?

Just forget I said anything.

[Clears throat]

Oh, wow. Look.

It's the new Electra woman doll.

I'm going to buy this for Gus.

Don't.

I don't want a gay kid.

He's being raised by two lesbians.

He's going to need a feminine influence.

Besides, it'll be a collector's item.

Well, I'll take it.

I'm going over there.

I'll go too.

No.

You're going back to the doctor.

Tell him you want to
give it another try.

Does your mom know
you're out buying jewelry?

She's totally cool with everything,

or at least she's pretending
to be because she's scared

I'll run away and become a hairdresser.

I hate you.

My mom's such a bitch,

and I haven't even
given her a reason yet.

How about these?

- They're totally queer.
- Shut up.

They're a symbol of our friendship.

Okay. Thanks.

Actually, I don't have any money.

I had to buy a new fake I.D.

Look! That's them...

Brian's lesbians.

Hey!

Hey.

How's it going?

I'm sorry. Do we know you?

I'm Justin...

Brian's friend.

I was there the night Gus was born.

I named him.

- Yeah.
- Oh, right.

So, when Gus ends up pumping gas,

we'll have you to thank.

[Laughs]

- This is Daphne.
- Hi.

I'm not a lesbian, but I... I'm a big fan.

[Chuckles]

He's gotten so big already.

Oh, well, you would too

if all you did was
sleep and eat all day.

He does.

He's, like, the cutest
baby I've ever seen.

If you ever need a babysitter...

Don't say that unless you mean it.

And if you need any help
carrying stuff to the car,

I'd be glad to be of assistance.

Wow, you're good for 1,001 uses.

I'll see you later?

I don't know.

I'm out.

At work?

That's fabulous.

Out of the scene, I mean.

I made up my mind...

No more bars, no more
baths, no more clubs.

You'll never see my
face at Babylon again.

Oh, please.

You can't let one
little drug-induced coma

get you down.

What do you think?

You look unbelievably trashy.

Talked me into it.

I'll buy it.

You missed my point entirely.

Everything we do, even
the clothes we wear,

is a conscious, or worse yet,

unconscious attempt to get laid.

Yes, it's true.

There is an overemphasis on sex.

But why not buy two sizes
too small and go with it?

Because, tragically,

some of us were not born to wear Lycra.

Here, check out the personals.

Perhaps you'll find
someone to not go out with.

You know, one thing I never
understood about these ads...

Why is it always "tit
work" and "ass play"?

If you ask me, it's a lot harder to...

Hey, look at this, at the center.

"Date Bait...

meet other single gay men

in a civilized evening of conversation.

No pickups, no face-to-face rejection."

They have an over-30 night.

Where, at the morgue?

Just for that, you're going with me.

I am not over 30.

And I am not going alone.

[Telephone rings]

I didn't realize we had
scheduled a follow-up visit.

We didn't. I told them
it was an emergency.

- What's the problem?
- I'm a jerk.

Can you adjust that?

Provided it's not a permanent condition.

See, the thing is, I
don't date very often.

You know, real "eat a meal, talk,

stare into each other's
eyes" kind of dates.

So I... I kind of freaked.

And I'm sorry I was such an asshole.

You weren't an asshole.

Believe me, I've seen assholes and...

I mean, uh...

I feel shitty about it.

And...

I really like you.

And I think you might
actually have liked me.

I do like you.

You do?

Well...

Do you think we could start over?

Sit down.

You're adorable, you know that?

[Knocking on door]

I got something for Gus.

[Chuckles]

That's so sweet.

We'll call Michael later to thank him.

[Gus fussing]

How long have you been drawing?

My mom brought me crayons
when I was still in the crib.

- Hmm.
- I never stopped.

What's he doing here?

We ran into each other on the street.

It was, like, this weird coincidence.

I bet.

You know, these are good.

That's what my mom says.

Lindsay's an art teacher.

For someone your age,

you have an amazing
feel for the human form.

I've noticed that myself.

Look at this.

Oh, don't show him.

Oh.

Mmm.

When did you draw that?

When you were asleep.

Ah, circumcised...

Just like I thought.

You know, there's going to
be an art show at the GLC.

What's that?

The Gay and Lesbian Center...

Safe haven for fags who can't get laid.

You know, it might be good to get out

and meet some nice
young men for a change.

It's the annual fund-raiser.

Melanie and I are on the board.

Would you like to have
your work in the show?

You mean people seeing my stuff?

- Yeah.
- That'd be intense.

But, yeah.

Good.

Give him some activities,
so he'll stop stalking me.

Don't flatter yourself.

- [Gus babbles]
- [Laughs]

We like Justin.

Justin can stay.

We'll make sure everyone comes,

including you.

[Mouths word]

Write down the numbers

of the men you're interested in.

And if the computer matches you up,

you have to go out on a date.

Those are the rules.

Hi. Uh, my name is Bruce.

I'm a little nervous.

I only came out about a year ago.

I like, uh, Ben &
Jerry's Chubby Hubby...

I teach piano and voice
at Carnegie Mellon.

And watching Frasier.

My friend made me come.

I'm looking for a nice
guy who likes chihuahuas.

I have three.

My boyfriend would kill me if he knew.

And I have a Speedo fetish...

Especially red and teal.

I recently went home
with this very cute boy

that I met at Babylon.

Uh, he had some drugs.

I also conduct the
local gay men's chorus.

I hope you'll all come
to our upcoming concert.

I wanted to seem young
and sexy, so I took some,

and I ended up in a coma.

[Clears throat] And, uh...

And I would love someone to
come home to after rehearsal.

Now I'm looking for a relationship

based on something real.

And I thought maybe there
might be someone here

who's looking for the same thing.

And, uh, that's all.

Faggots, faggots everywhere
and not a drop to drink.

I can honestly say I
have no desire to have sex

with any of these people.

Me neither.

[Exhales deeply]

It's a start.

I've never seen so many comic books.

That's what everybody I bring home s...

I mean, people have told me that.

- Mm-hmm.
- [Clears throat]

Who's the big fella?

Captain Astro.

Um, my friend Emmett...
He's staying with me.

It was supposed to be a temporary thing,

but he's become sort of a squatter.

He may come home at any
time. So, sorry about that.

You don't have to
apologize for everything.

I know.

I do that. I'm sorry.

Um...

Do you want anything...

Um, juice, beer?

I don't have any wine.

Slow.

Hi, guys. You know what you'd like?

Um...

I'll have the bacon cheeseburger,

medium fries,

and, uh, a Pepsi.

Okay.

Uh, I'll have the,
uh... the grilled tuna

and um... I, uh...

- Just... I'll ha... I'll have water.
- Oh, come on, live a little.

I can tell you've been denying yourself

for way too long.

All right, give me what he's having.

Okay, coming right up.

[Indistinct background chatter]

He has a nice smile.

Among other attributes.

I'm sure he's a fine person.

Rhodes scholar would be my guess.

You know, ordinarily,
I'd be wracking my brain

to come up with some pathetic line

for when he comes back, like, uh,

"I haven't seen you here
before. Are you new?"

Or, uh, "do I know you from somewhere?

No? Must be in a dream."

"So when did they start
hiring models here?"

- [Both laugh]
- You're worse than I am.

You want me to go to the men's room,

so you can take a crack at him or... ?

Oh, God, no! [Groans]

It never worked anyway...

All that useless flirting.

It is such a relief to
be out of that world.

I have a confession to make.

I didn't go to Date Bait
just to drum up an audience

for our 500th Sondheim concert.

I had a feeling.

I was hoping that I would find someone

I could connect to.

Someone appropriate.

Exactly.

Someone appropriate.

Well...

I say let's get to
know each other and...

See what happens.

Take it slow.

I always preferred
andante to presto anyway.

[Chuckles]

Okay, boys...

These'll help cool you down.

27 minutes on my nipples...

I clocked it.

I mean, I expected him to
know what to do with his hands,

'cause that's his business,

but he has the most talented tongue.

Every time I came...

All: "Every time"?

He would just keep on going...

Licking me everywhere.

I once knew a guy who
could tie a cherry stem

into a knot with his tongue.

I was afraid to let him blow me.

27 minutes?

Was that 13 1/2 on each nipple, or...

16 right, 11 left.

Yeah, that's probably how
long it takes him to get it up.

I wouldn't know.

I never saw it when it was down.

Another Viagra success story.

So are you bringing
him to Woody's tonight?

He's not really into the bar scene.

[Weights clanging]

Well, what is he into?

His life.

Like the guy I met.

You met someone?

He's very nice,

very intelligent, very interesting.

Is he a top or a bottom?

You know, not everybody judges people

by your criteria, okay?

- Roger and I...
- [Laughs]

Roger?

Roger and I have decided

to get to know each
other before we have sex.

What do you think you are... Lesbians?

It's like The Mirror Has Two Faces.

No. No, it is, because Barbra

plays an unattractive
professor... no offense...

who marries Jeff Bridges

because neither one
of them can handle sex.

But of course Barbra gets horny because,

hello, Jeff's such a dreamboat.

So she hops on a StairMaster
for, like, two minutes,

eats a carrot stick, and then, poof!

She's gorgeous.

Then she comes in dressed
like the hooker in Nuts,

and, of course, Jeff's
willing to fuck her.

And, um, they dance in the street.

And she still wasn't nominated.

You know, you do it right away,

or you don't do it at all.

I'm happy for you, Mikey.

The fuck he is.

Justin, Daphne's here.

- Molly...
- We're going to be late.

Hey, look...

Justin told me how great
you're being about everything.

And I just want to say
I think he's really lucky

to have such an understanding mom.

Well, I'm trying.

Yeah, well, it must be hard,

'cause my family... I'm black,

my parents are black.

We're all black, you know what I mean?

I think so.

Oh. Did you see the flyer?

- What flyer?
- For the art show.

His name's really big.

Would you come on already?

Gay and lesbian cent...
When did this happen?

Oh, my God. You mean he didn't...

He doesn't tell me much these days.

Oh, promise you won't
tell him I told you,

or he'll stop telling me.

You don't have to yell.

I heard you the first time.

And I don't know when I'll be back.

Justin!

[Door opens, closes]

Be careful.

Chris, pass me that hammer.

You're really good at that.

Thanks.

I like you guys' bracelets.

Oh, they're for friendship.

I mean, he's not my
boyfriend or anything.

I figured.

You can tell I'm gay?

Well, you're here, aren't you?

I'm heading on down to
the diner to get a soda.

You want to come?

Sure.

What... What are you doing?

She thinks you're a lesbian.

Well, can't I be one
of the cool people too?

You're a freak.

[Chuckles]

You know, you have real talent.

- Really?
- You should develop it...

Maybe go to art school.

I've been thinking about that.

Well, if you ever need
a recommendation...

Thanks.

Do you think Brian's going to come?

Don't expect too much from him, okay?

What's too much?

Anything at all.

You'll have lots of
relationships, Justin,

with lots of interesting people.

I know you don't believe
that right now, but you will.

I just want him to
see his picture framed,

that's all.

[Overlapping chatter,
pulsing club music]

Are you sure you want to do this?

Yeah, why not?

Get a taste of your world,
see what I'm saving you from.

♪ This is what I feel ♪

♪ do you think that you can take ♪

♪ everything... ♪

Just the same as I remember it.

Even the guys look the same.

Why'd you stop?

It wasn't for me. And I met someone.

Oh.

Yeah, we were together almost six years.

Wow.

So who left who?

He died.

I'm sorry.

Nobody's fault.

Hi. [Giggles]

So is, uh... is this
the famous chiropractor?

David, this is Emmett.

- Hi, Emmett.
- Hello, gorgeous.

So, um... So I've, uh...

I've got a little
tightness right in here...

One place I don't need it.

[Chuckles] Would you mind?

I wouldn't mind at all if
you made an appointment.

Well, it's worth a shot.

Where's Ted?

Out with the Pillsbury Doughboy.

Oh, my God.

That guy over there looks exactly

like Matthew McConaughey.

Maybe he smokes pot naked. Excuse me.

[Laughs]

He doesn't hold anything back, huh?

He was toning it down for you.

Where the fuck have you been?

Brian, this is David.

Oh, fuck me, the new beau.

I've heard a lot about you.

And I've heard a lot about you too.

16 right, 11 left.

- Excuse me?
- Nothing.

You're tweaked, what are you on?

Oh, "E," "K," GHB...

Most of the letters on Sesame Street.

You're going to get dehydrated
taking all that shit.

I'm going to get you some water.

- Want a beer?
- Sure.

Well, you've got him well trained.

Well, he takes care of
me, and I take care of him.

So, Doc...

Do you fuck all of your patients?

Well, if you're referring to Michael,

I released him from my care
before we went out together.

[Clears throat]

What about you? What do you do?

Advertising.

Well, you must know a thing or two

about screwing people yourself.

Yeah, I could do it in my sleep.

I bet you could.

You know, Dave,

what's weird about you meeting Mikey...

"Mikey"?

Is that we usually meet guys together.

And they usually end up with you.

The lucky ones.

Debatable.

- So what'd I miss?
- Nothing special.

Okay.

Identify my favorite aria of all time,

and you instantly become
my new favorite person.

Oh, well, thanks for not
putting any pressure on me.

[Laughs]

[La Clemenza Di Tito
playing on CD player]

Clemenza Di Tito,

Sesto's aria, act two.

Come on, give me a tough one.

Okay, stop trying to
make me fall for you.

[Both laugh] Who's trying?

You are the first person

I've met in Pittsburgh
who knows Sesto's aria.

I'm the only other person who knows.

You know, when I was a kid,

I used to pretend I was
sick on Saturday afternoons

so I could skip little league

and listen to the Met Opera
broadcasts on the radio.

I wish I'd known you.

We could've listened together.

♪ ♪

Is, uh... is this allowed?

[Softly] Yeah.

Only, uh...

I'm not quite ready yet.

It's okay.

But I will be soon.

And, uh...

I have a feeling it's going to be great.

You had a hideous time, I can tell.

[Laughs]

Ah, I don't mind going
out once in a while.

Are you implying that I'm a scene queen?

You are a scene queen.

We're in Pittsburgh. There is no scene.

Yeah, so what's the big attraction?

Well, if you don't go
out, you don't meet people.

- You met me.
- Rare exception.

- Besides, my friends are here.
- Your friends?

Some friends.

Your friend Brian tried to hit on me.

He did not.

I've been around the block.

He's always like that.
Besides, he was high.

- I'm just telling you.
- He wouldn't.

He did.

Shit.

Well, he can't have you.

You're mine.

Whoo!

I told you, I'm not going.

I promised him you'd be there.

Well, you should stop making
promises that I can't keep.

Hey, don't be a shit.

I'm trying to clean
up some of your mess.

Look, he's the one that
threw himself at me.

I've been trying to get rid of him.

Tell it to the judge.

When did you start sounding
like your girlfriend?

It's time you became
part of the community.

Look, just because I fuck guys

does not mean I'm
part of some community.

And it doesn't mean I
have anything in common

with someone else who does.

You know, it's more than that.

We need to take care of each other.

I don't need to take care of anyone.

And I don't need anyone
to take care of me.

One day you might.

[Sighs]

Fuck groups.

I thought you did.

Occasionally.

But it's by invitation only.

[Playing canon in D]

Did you see this?

They're charging $100

for every one of your drawings.

You could be rich.

It's a charity.

I don't get to keep it.

Still.

And would you stop watching the door?

♪ ♪

He plays beautifully, doesn't he?

I'm all a-tingle.

- So have you two had sex yet?
- No!

Would you keep your voice down?

Well, when are you?

[Sighs]

When we both know it's
the right thing to do.

Sex is never the right thing to do.

Feeding the poor is
the right thing to do.

Hiring the handicapped
is the right thing to do.

- Donating blood is the right...
- All right, all right.

You made your point.

Everyone loves your drawings.

- You guys check out the food?
- I'm not hungry.

Okay. How about the cute guys?

There's some right over
there just about your age.

He's here.

Hmm. Yippee.

Well, aren't you going to go over there?

Are you crazy?

Thanks for coming.

Whatever.

Where's the back room?

Lindsay, this is David.

- Nice to meet you.
- Nice to meet you.

Whoo! Michael.

[Clears throat]

Let's go check out the
vagina sculptures first,

get it over with.

The famous artiste.

Oh, did you see my stuff?

No, I had to get a drink first.

It's over there...

In case you're interested.

Psst.

I think the artist has
taken some liberties.

Oh, that's a perfect likeness.

Come on, it was never that big.

Hey, you haven't seen it in a long time.

I haven't seen Gone with the Wind

in a long time either,

but I know it's still 3 1/2 hours.

The Brian and Michael Show...

Blah, blah, blah.

Stuck in perpetual reruns.

Is it always like that...
Michael running after him?

It's the greatest love
story never told, trust me.

What was your name?

David.

Melanie.

Trust me, David,

long after you're gone,
he'll still have Michael...

Brian's little acolyte, poor guy.

Oh, but don't worry.
Michael can wait forever.

Brian'll never fuck
him. Pardon my French.

By the way, I heard you
hit on David last night.

[Scoffs]

I couldn't have been that high.

You were. And you did.

I was testing him.

I wanted to see if he'd drop
you the first chance he got.

Oh, yeah, right.

Aren't I always looking out for you?

You're just jealous because
somebody finally thinks

I'm hot or something.

You are hot or something.

I've been telling you
that since you were 14.

But you won't believe me.

So I suppose I just keep him
company while Michael waits.

Oh...

Oh, shit!

- Oh, you're with Michael.
- Yeah.

Um, oh, Jesus,

I, um... I'm... I'm sorry.

I... I didn't mean that. I... I mean...

Well, I mean, Brian's the one

that's always showing
up with some new guy,

so I just assumed that, um...

Don't worry about it.

Well, you know that...

They love each other as
friends, but that's it.

That's really... That's all it is.

Really?

It's not like I didn't know.

Do you want a shrimp ball?

No.

Thanks.

[Mouths word]

Now, that's what I call a piece...

Of art.

[Snickers]

I've always admired creative people.

You're pretty creative
yourself there, missy.

[Scoffs] Not me.

But Michael... He's got a gift.

I didn't know he could draw.

Oh, he can't.

I bought him tracing
paper when he was a kid

so he could copy his comic books.

His Spider-man always ended up

looking more like Little Orphan Annie.

Well, what's his talent?

Well, it's nothing he'd be famous for.

You won't ever see his paintings

hanging in an art gallery

or hear him playing at Carnegie Hall.

But when it comes to
taking care of people,

knowing what you need
better even than you do,

he's a fucking Picasso.

Beautiful light and shadow.

Very...

Haunting.

The photographer has a great eye.

Strong...

Composition.

You can't stay. You have to leave.

Now, Justin, don't be mean.

I've kept my end of the bargain.

Now, I would like to see my son's work.

I won't embarrass you, I promise.

Justin, is this your mother?

Hi, I'm Jennifer.

- Melanie.
- Lindsay.

You know, your son's
remarkably talented.

You should be very proud.

Well, thank you. I am.

And what a beautiful baby.

His name's Gus.

Actually, Justin's
the one who named him.

Really?

Well, that was his teddy bear's name.

- Aw!
- Aw, a teddy bear.

Mom.

Um, are you the mother?

Uh, yes, but we're raising him together.

Well, that's wonderful.

I've never met lesbian mothers before.

I mean, I... I read about you... them

in the papers all the time.

Seems like there's always
some judge in Alabama

trying to take our kids away.

That's why I married a lawyer.

[Laughter]

Have you seen the art?

Not yet.

Where's your stuff, honey?

She came. That's huge.

Tremendous energy.

It really comes right out at you.

Roger...

I think I'm ready.

I promised to play the piano.

You're just volunteering.

You're right. Fuck 'em!

Who's that guy you drew?

[Edgy music]

[Opera music]

[Headboard knocks]

- Oh, sorry!
- That's all right.

[Clock ticking]

♪ ♪

[Ticking intensifies]

- Ouch!
- I'm sorry.

It's okay.

[Clocks ticking louder]

♪ ♪

I'm sorry. I'm sorry.

- What?
- No, I... I can't.

What is it? Is something wrong?

It just won't work.

I thought I could do this. I really did.

I mean, you are so nice

and smart and talented.

And you play the piano beautifully.

But?

Well...

Go on, say it.

You're just not my type.

"Type"?

Are you serious?

I don't believe this. After all that?

I thought you didn't
want sex to be everything.

Yeah, but...

I'd like it to be something.

You're just like all the others.

[Muttering] Where's my sock?

Look, it's my fault. I admit it.

I mean, I... I don't know
what the hell's wrong with me.

I mean, you're a catch.

Any straight woman would find
you incredibly attractive.

Oh, is that supposed
to make me feel better?

Fuck you.

Look, I know we share all
the important things...

Music, a sense of humor.

This would be a totally
appropriate relationship for me.

The only problem is is
that sex isn't appropriate.

You know, I was wrong.

You're not like all the
others. You're worse...

Because you think knowing Sesto's aria

from Clemenza Di Tito
somehow makes you better.

Well, let me tell you,

you're nothing but a pretentious,

self-involved, boring asshole

who's still hanging
around with younger guys

who don't want you and never will.

You're pathetic.

And what about you?

You know, after you
conduct your 501st tribute

to Sondheim, you might
try going to a gym.

You know, get on a treadmill

for once in your life, would you?

And do something about your breath!

Listen...

I don't suppose we
could still be friends.

[Opera music]

♪ ♪

[Dance music]

So I thought, okay, he's having...

Experiences.

But with boys his own age.

This man...

He must be in his 30s!

Well, not yet, but I'll be happy

to tell him you thought so.

Well, it's not right.

It happens.

If his father finds out... [Scoffs]

Tell me about him... This person.

I have to know.

Brian Kinney...

God's gift to gay P.A.

They all want Brian.

But the good news is
no one can have him.

He screws them, breaks their
heart, and they wise up...

Well, most of them anyway.

So, this, uh...

Brian Kinney...

He's going to hurt my son.

What do I do?

Nothing.

There's nothing you can
do without making it worse.

He's only 17.

How old were you the first time?

16.

15.

Anyway, if it makes you feel any better,

I've known Brian since he was 14.

He hasn't changed much.

In fact, I'd say he and Justin
are pretty evenly matched.

[Sighs]

I don't know if I can be so accepting.

Honey...

Jennifer...

You don't have too much choice.

All you can do is hope
that they'll be careful

and that they remember
your phone number.

Ugh.

Here.

Don't you dare.

This is on me.

Thanks.

Oh, here...

Give him what he needs.

[Dance music]

♪ ♪

♪ he's a hunk of love ♪

Admit it...

You missed all this.

The rampant narcissism,

the sleaze, the drug use?

I don't think so.

So why'd you come back?

When I figure it out, I'll let you know.

Oh, look, it's the cast of Zoom.

We're celebrating.

Justin sold some of his art today.

The one of you, naked.

Who'd buy that?

Probably some desperate queen
who's always pined for you.

Oh, Ted, how thoughtful.

[Bottles clinking]

Oh, my God. I used to love this song.

♪ Ooh, ooh ♪

Then let's dance.

♪ Ooh, ooh ♪

I got to pee.

♪ Ooh, ooh, ooh ♪

♪ you're the star ♪

♪ it's who you are ♪

Okay, Dr. Feelgood.

Let me see you shake your groove thang.

Come on.

Ooh, he can dance.

He's gay after all.

♪ Everybody knows your name ♪

♪ they want to get close to that flame ♪

♪ you can see it on every face ♪

Anybody ever tell you
you're a bad influence?

You are.

♪ The DJ plays your favorite song ♪

♪ everyone wants to sing along ♪

♪ it's a feeling you can't fight ♪

♪ 'cause you're the star tonight ♪

Hi.

How are you doing?

Better...

No thanks to you.

I never really knew for sure
what happened that night.

I figured you came out of it okay.

I kept looking in the papers.

Gee, that's really thoughtful.

I, uh...

Waited on the corner

after I called the paramedics,
to make sure they came.

You mean you called 911?

I didn't want to stick around.

I was afraid... You
know, the drugs and shit.

Right.

I mean, you took so
much, I was like, "whoa."

Anyway, I'm glad you're okay.

Well, uh...

Maybe we could get
together again some time...

I mean, without the paramedics.

[Chuckles]

There you are.

What's taking you so long?

Just talking to some guy.

What's your name again?

Ted.

Ted, right.

Yeah, I'll see you later.

See you.

♪ ♪

Hey, how's it going?

- No!
- Hi.

Hi, how are you?

Hi.

Hey, how are...

Hey, how's it going?

It's a great little...

Ow!

How's it going?

You two are together... That's terrific.

Oh, my God, you did it
in the little boys' room.

Nope.

You got somebody's phone number?

I was rejected by everybody.

It's good to be back!

[Both laugh]

Mwah.

[Laughs]

- Let's get you a cocktail.
- Okay.

♪ ♪

♪ just give me one more chance ♪

♪ if you're still in doubt ♪

♪ baby, walk away ♪

♪ one more dance if we work it out ♪

♪ and promise you'll stay with me ♪

♪ ♪

Hey, hot stuff, you want to dance?

I don't think so.

Well, what do you want to do?

Take you home.

♪ Just give me one more chance ♪

♪ if you're still in doubt ♪

♪ baby, walk away ♪

♪ one more dance if we work it out ♪

♪ and promise you'll stay ♪

[Glass shatters]

Whoa, whoa. Whoa, whoa!

[Laughs]

Captain Astro.

Who are you thinking about?

What?

When you close your eyes,
who are you thinking about?

[Giggles]

- Synced and corrected by chamallow -
- www.addic7ed.com -

♪ Be still ♪

♪ will you carry me? ♪

♪ Or will ♪

♪ will I carry you? ♪

♪ Be still ♪

♪ without sinking ♪

♪ be still ♪

♪ just breathe ♪

♪ be still ♪

♪ without drowning ♪

♪ be still ♪

♪ just be ♪

[Dance music]

♪ come on! ♪

♪ I want to hear it ♪