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[Greek Buck's Spunk]
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♪ One, two, three, four, five, six ♪
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♪ take it, dude ♪
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♪ ♪
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♪ one, two, three ♪
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In case you weren't
there, I gotta tell ya,
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last Saturday night at Babylon was...
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to die for.
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Would somebody please say something?
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Okay.
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So it's late, and I'm leaving Babylon,
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and there's this really hot guy.
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[Dance music]
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♪ ♪
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And he's, like, perfect.
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How perfect?
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Perfect.
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And we end up... At my place.
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So I work with
emotionally disturbed kids,
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and I really love it.
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And I'm the captain of
the gay water polo team.
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You're really well-rounded.
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So we're making out,
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and in my mind, I'm
picturing him in a Speedo
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with the flag on it.
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Say, have you ever been to Brazil?
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Um, no. Have you?
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I just came back. It's fabulous.
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Great beaches, I hear.
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Yeah.
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Only, they have these things.
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Things?
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Uh, parasite things.
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They live in the sand,
and they sort of...
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Burrow themselves right up in there.
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He had them...
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Brazilian beach parasites in his ass.
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Oh, God! [Laughs]
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Well, at least you found
out before you got too far.
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[Shudders]
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What about you?
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We were just getting started.
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[Techno music]
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I feel like a 1991 Madonna video.
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Um, do you have this in a size larger?
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Can we hurry this along?
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I've got a bride and
groom to do in the morning.
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So you're bi?
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No. They're dead...
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Car crash.
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You went home with...
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An undertaker. Mm-hmm.
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I fucked an undertaker once.
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You did? When?
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He told me sometimes
they sew the mouths shut.
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[Groans]
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What about you, Brian?
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What'd you do?
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[Dance music]
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♪ ♪
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I made it an early evening.
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You know, um, when I go,
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promise you won't let
them sew my mouth shut?
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Because when I get to heaven
and I meet Natalie Wood,
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I want to be able to say,
"Natalie! It's Emmett!
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What happened that night?"
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[Laughter]
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Hey!
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Shouldn't you boys be
getting to the hospital?
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Schmidt, Ted.
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- Are you family?
- Friends.
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Uh, we know he's, like,
in a coma and everything.
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We'd just like to be with him for
a little while, if that's okay.
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I'll see.
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The nurses' station.
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I used to think it had
something to do with radio.
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[Deep voice] "All
nursing, all the time."
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[Chuckling]
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Hello.
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I'm Margaret Schmidt.
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I'm Ted's mother.
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If you need permission
to see him, I'll give it.
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I... I'm sure he'd appreciate it.
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I'm Michael.
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This is Emmett and Brian.
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We're Ted's friends.
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He's still in the coma.
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He looks like he did when he was a boy,
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when he slept.
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They don't think he'll come out of it.
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I sat by his bed...
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All night.
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About 5:00 in the morning,
it occurred to me...
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Loving someone's not
the same as knowing them.
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[Faint dance music]
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♪ ♪
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Brian!
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[Birds chirping]
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Justin? [Knock at door]
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Justin, you're late!
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All right, I'm up. I'm up.
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You got ten minutes.
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I'm taking a shower, okay?
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[Water running]
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I'm out of shampoo.
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I'll get you some.
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[Heart monitor beeping]
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Who do you think it was?
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I mean, who, uh, gave him the drugs?
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I bet it was that guy Blake
who was cruising him all night.
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- Think we should tell someone?
- No.
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His mom said she'd call
us if there was any change.
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You know, he's the first.
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The first almost-dead guy
I sort of had sex with.
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- You had sex with Ted?
- You never had sex with Ted.
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- When did you have sex with...
- Sort-of sex...
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At this semi orgy.
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"Semi"? When?
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You know that weekend that
John-John's plane went down?
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Oh, God.
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They kept showing him on
the beach with his shirt off.
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I didn't know whether
to jerk off or weep.
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So did... So did you, like, plan it?
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It just sort of happened.
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Things do.
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[Laughs]
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It was Scott and Kevin, the Todds.
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And Ted shows up with my taxes,
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and all of a sudden,
we're all doing it, and...
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He even tried to fuck me.
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He's in there.
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His life's like this... Dot on a screen.
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And it could be us.
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No, it could not be us...
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Because we know better.
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We know not to believe
pretty little blonde boys
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who tell you that
"it's really good shit,"
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because that's what they all say.
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Ted didn't know that.
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And he didn't know that you
only do drugs with your friends
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because they're the only ones
that give a fuck about you.
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Now I've to go to work.
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I have to be brilliant.
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F. Scott Fitzgerald...
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Classic profile, famously handsome,
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and The Great Gatsby,
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which captures a particular
American yearning.
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And what do I mean by that, hmm?
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[Laughs]
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Justin?
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Uh, yearning's when you
want something really badly.
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Like... So bad, it hurts.
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Exactly.
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It needs to hurt to
be worthy of the word.
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Otherwise, it's just wanting,
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as represented in "The Gatsby"
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by the green light across the water.
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You can see it, but you can't touch it.
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Mr. Hobbs.
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Mr. Hobbs, are your parents
really paying for you
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to have another testosterone outburst?
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- I wasn't doing anything.
- Exactly.
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But you will be after school.
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I have football practice.
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Not today.
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Today you'll be cleaning
out the athletic room.
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The only thing we fight
about in this room,
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Mr. Hobbs...
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Is interpretation.
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Mrs. Schmidt, we're going to work.
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I... if you want, you can call
me on my cell phone, if...
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They said he took an overdose of a...
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A drug I've never heard of.
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Well, he wasn't a... A drug user.
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He must have met someone that night...
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And took him home.
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May I ask you something, Michael?
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Sure.
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If my son had been straight,
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if he had taken a woman home,
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do you think she would have run off
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and left him there to die?
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Need some help?
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[Sighs] This sucks.
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Yeah. They need you at practice.
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How do you know they do?
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I thought you weren't
into, like, sports and shit.
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Some.
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Yeah, well, you sure keep it a secret.
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I'm supposed to get all of this
shit cleaned up out of here.
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Wow. You're pretty strong.
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[Chuckles] That's my other secret.
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I can't do this fucking copy.
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Excuse me for barging in.
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This won't take long.
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As you may or may not know,
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I'm Ted's lawyer.
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So?
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So you need to know
Ted made a living will.
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- Do you have one?
- No.
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Well, you should.
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But I'm not your lawyer, I'm his.
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Anyway, he's made you responsible.
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For what?
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For deciding, should
he ever be incompetent
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or unable to make a decision,
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whether to be kept alive
by extraordinary measures
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or be permitted to die.
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Are you telling me that
Ted wants me to decide
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whether or not to pull the plug?
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I tried to talk him out of it.
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And how long have you known about this?
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- It doesn't matter how long.
- Yeah, it does.
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I'm this secret you
two have been sharing.
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When were you planning on telling me?
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I was hoping I wouldn't have to,
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that the situation would never arise.
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Well, it has. It's arisen now.
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And now you know.
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Suzanne Shepley, big whore...
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She'll blow you, but she won't fuck
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if you're in this school,
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only if you go somewhere
else, preferably Catholic.
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She seemed like a dyke to me.
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No, man, she's not a dyke.
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She's a whore. There's a difference.
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[Both laugh]
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So you know Mary Frances Cottallutto?
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Hmm?
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So she comes over to interview
me for the school paper
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about being this great athlete and shit.
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And it's 4:00, and my mom
won't be home till 6:00.
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So I tell her what a touchdown is like,
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and then she grabs my dick.
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- No.
- Oh, yeah, she went for it.
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Not only that, she unzips my fly.
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She's got my dick,
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and she's got all these rings on.
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They're cold, but her hand's warm.
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And she's rubbing... And rubbing.
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[Panting] Oh, yeah.
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And then she's got to go home,
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you know, and I'm there,
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and I'm...
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You're hard.
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[Exhales deeply]
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[Panting]
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[Moaning]
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♪ You know I need,
'cause that's all I got ♪
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♪ come on ♪
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[Both moaning]
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♪ come on ♪
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[Moaning, gasping]
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♪ Come on ♪
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[Grunts]
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♪ Come on ♪
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[Panting]
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[Door opens]
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Oh, shit. [Zipper closes]
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Shouldn't you be working?
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I, uh... I am working, Mr. Horner.
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- Hey, guys.
- Hey.
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How come I can't get my
glutes to look like that?
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Maybe you're not properly
visualizing the muscle group.
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Oh, I'm visualizing it, all right...
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On my face.
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[Both laugh]
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00:14:31,397 --> 00:14:34,362
[Sighs]
269
00:14:34,363 --> 00:14:36,563
Why me?
270
00:14:36,564 --> 00:14:39,196
Why not his mother?
271
00:14:39,197 --> 00:14:40,463
Why not you?
272
00:14:40,464 --> 00:14:42,331
Because I can't decide
what to wear in the morning.
273
00:14:42,332 --> 00:14:43,531
Who, in their right mind,
274
00:14:43,532 --> 00:14:45,531
would give me power of life and death?
275
00:14:45,532 --> 00:14:47,631
I couldn't do it, either.
276
00:14:47,632 --> 00:14:50,831
- I don't even like Ted.
- Oh, come on, you do so.
277
00:14:50,832 --> 00:14:52,332
Well, not enough to be responsible
278
00:14:52,333 --> 00:14:53,333
for his fucking life.
279
00:14:53,334 --> 00:14:55,433
Well, he must have
wanted you for a reason.
280
00:14:55,434 --> 00:14:57,300
Maybe he's secretly in love with you.
281
00:14:57,301 --> 00:15:01,468
"I love you. I'm comatose. Kill me."
282
00:15:03,502 --> 00:15:06,169
It's not over yet, Brian.
He could still wake up.
283
00:15:09,436 --> 00:15:11,735
Chris? No way!
284
00:15:11,736 --> 00:15:14,835
Then don't believe me.
285
00:15:14,836 --> 00:15:17,703
But I thought you were in
love with that Brian guy.
286
00:15:17,704 --> 00:15:19,536
[Rock music playing]
287
00:15:19,537 --> 00:15:23,337
Me and Chris... That's not love, Daph.
288
00:15:23,338 --> 00:15:25,737
- That's just fucking.
- [Laughs]
289
00:15:25,738 --> 00:15:29,471
Oh, and I thought it was detention.
290
00:15:29,472 --> 00:15:31,605
Justin?
291
00:15:31,606 --> 00:15:34,740
Well, I gotta go.
292
00:15:36,273 --> 00:15:40,540
- Hey, Mrs. Taylor.
- Hi, Daphne.
293
00:15:40,541 --> 00:15:42,340
Didn't you have art club this afternoon?
294
00:15:42,341 --> 00:15:43,740
I quit art club. [Music stops]
295
00:15:43,741 --> 00:15:46,241
You love art club.
296
00:15:46,242 --> 00:15:47,374
I'm not interested.
297
00:15:47,375 --> 00:15:49,841
Since when? Just last week...
298
00:15:49,842 --> 00:15:52,342
you don't know everything about me!
299
00:15:52,343 --> 00:15:54,309
A week's, like, a long time,
300
00:15:54,310 --> 00:15:58,144
things can change in a week.
301
00:15:59,611 --> 00:16:02,144
Well, I thought you might like
to know I'm going to Niketown,
302
00:16:02,145 --> 00:16:05,678
but you're probably not
interested in that either.
303
00:16:05,679 --> 00:16:07,711
- When?
- Now.
304
00:16:07,712 --> 00:16:10,279
And you can drive.
305
00:16:31,649 --> 00:16:32,782
What?
306
00:16:32,783 --> 00:16:35,082
Just the thing you do with your hands...
307
00:16:35,083 --> 00:16:36,416
Like this.
308
00:16:36,417 --> 00:16:37,482
I do that, huh?
309
00:16:37,483 --> 00:16:40,517
- Yeah, you do.
- Well, you should know.
310
00:16:40,518 --> 00:16:44,085
Yeah. [Sighs]
311
00:16:47,052 --> 00:16:51,085
People wake up from comas, sweetheart.
312
00:16:51,086 --> 00:16:52,652
Yeah, sure.
313
00:16:52,653 --> 00:16:55,319
Your uncle Vic... How
long was he in his?
314
00:16:55,320 --> 00:16:57,686
- Nine days?
- Ten.
315
00:16:57,687 --> 00:17:00,120
And I thought I'd lost him.
316
00:17:00,121 --> 00:17:02,054
I couldn't tell your grandmother
it was AIDS at the time
317
00:17:02,055 --> 00:17:03,154
because she couldn't have dealt with it.
318
00:17:03,155 --> 00:17:04,454
I wanted to hear all
about the white light
319
00:17:04,455 --> 00:17:05,754
and the... the tunnel
320
00:17:05,755 --> 00:17:09,322
and... and did Aunt
Theresa get to heaven?
321
00:17:09,323 --> 00:17:11,789
First words out of his mouth,
"Did I miss the Golden Globes?"
322
00:17:11,790 --> 00:17:15,190
[Laughs]
323
00:17:18,757 --> 00:17:20,423
So how is he?
324
00:17:20,424 --> 00:17:22,457
The same.
325
00:17:22,458 --> 00:17:25,724
No change.
326
00:17:25,725 --> 00:17:27,325
I'm going to go back a little later.
327
00:17:27,326 --> 00:17:31,192
I thought I'd take something to his mom.
328
00:17:34,793 --> 00:17:38,559
[Sniffling]
329
00:17:38,560 --> 00:17:41,527
What was that for?
330
00:17:41,528 --> 00:17:43,594
Turkey meat loaf...
331
00:17:43,595 --> 00:17:46,329
Lemon bars... They're great today.
332
00:17:48,429 --> 00:17:50,761
You're a good driver.
333
00:17:50,762 --> 00:17:52,596
Better than you.
334
00:17:52,597 --> 00:17:56,196
[Both laugh]
335
00:17:56,197 --> 00:17:58,629
Okay, slow down. This is a bit too fast.
336
00:17:58,630 --> 00:18:02,331
This is normal, and you just
said I was a good driver.
337
00:18:04,598 --> 00:18:06,431
What?
338
00:18:06,432 --> 00:18:09,265
Nothing.
339
00:18:09,266 --> 00:18:11,599
It's just nice... you laughed.
340
00:18:11,600 --> 00:18:14,099
It's been a while.
341
00:18:14,100 --> 00:18:17,099
You know, maybe you
could get another car,
342
00:18:17,100 --> 00:18:18,733
let me have this for school.
343
00:18:18,734 --> 00:18:20,633
Oh, just hand it over, huh?
344
00:18:20,634 --> 00:18:23,434
I was 20 before I had a car.
345
00:18:23,435 --> 00:18:25,734
I was going out with Jay McLaughlin.
346
00:18:25,735 --> 00:18:27,434
He could have been your father.
347
00:18:27,435 --> 00:18:29,201
That's stupid. I wouldn't be me.
348
00:18:29,202 --> 00:18:31,101
He was my first real boyfriend.
349
00:18:31,102 --> 00:18:32,435
I'd be totally someone else.
350
00:18:32,436 --> 00:18:35,035
Learned with him what a kiss really was.
351
00:18:35,036 --> 00:18:37,069
- Gross.
- [Laughs]
352
00:18:37,070 --> 00:18:40,070
Don't tell me. I don't want to know.
353
00:18:40,071 --> 00:18:41,403
Well, now you do.
354
00:18:41,404 --> 00:18:43,204
[Laughs]
355
00:18:46,472 --> 00:18:48,504
So do you have a boyfriend, Justin?
356
00:18:48,505 --> 00:18:51,738
[Tense music]
357
00:18:51,739 --> 00:18:56,572
♪ ♪
358
00:18:56,573 --> 00:18:58,039
You can tell me.
359
00:18:58,040 --> 00:18:59,573
I promise you, I won't tell your father.
360
00:18:59,574 --> 00:19:01,039
I don't.
361
00:19:01,040 --> 00:19:04,140
Then who's Brian?
362
00:19:04,141 --> 00:19:06,708
♪ ♪
363
00:19:06,709 --> 00:19:09,008
[Brakes screeching]
364
00:19:09,009 --> 00:19:10,574
♪ ♪
365
00:19:10,575 --> 00:19:13,609
Justin. Justin!
366
00:19:13,610 --> 00:19:21,677
♪ ♪
367
00:19:32,613 --> 00:19:36,912
[Clears throat] Mrs. Schmidt?
368
00:19:36,913 --> 00:19:38,145
Michael.
369
00:19:38,146 --> 00:19:41,613
I don't mean to bug you.
Uh, I brought you this.
370
00:19:41,614 --> 00:19:43,313
It's from my mom...
371
00:19:43,314 --> 00:19:45,547
Meat loaf and lemon bars.
372
00:19:45,548 --> 00:19:48,915
The lemon bars are really good.
373
00:19:50,048 --> 00:19:52,915
Well, there's, um, still no change.
374
00:19:52,916 --> 00:19:55,549
They're watching and waiting, so...
375
00:19:55,550 --> 00:19:57,649
I thought I'd take a small break.
376
00:19:57,650 --> 00:20:02,116
I'm sure you could use one.
377
00:20:02,117 --> 00:20:04,516
He mentioned a Michael.
378
00:20:04,517 --> 00:20:06,284
I said, um,
379
00:20:06,285 --> 00:20:09,050
"tell me the name of
one special friend."
380
00:20:09,051 --> 00:20:12,085
And he said, "well, there's a Michael."
381
00:20:12,086 --> 00:20:13,918
[Chuckles]
382
00:20:13,919 --> 00:20:16,919
Thank you for the food, dear.
383
00:20:16,920 --> 00:20:18,453
I'll, uh, stay a bit longer,
384
00:20:18,454 --> 00:20:20,453
and then I'll go to his condo tonight.
385
00:20:20,454 --> 00:20:24,120
His condo?
386
00:20:24,121 --> 00:20:26,020
Oh, for pajamas.
387
00:20:26,021 --> 00:20:27,520
I don't know if he even wears them,
388
00:20:27,521 --> 00:20:29,454
but if he does,
389
00:20:29,455 --> 00:20:32,422
He'll need them when, um...
390
00:20:41,490 --> 00:20:43,023
- [Cell phone rings]
- Torso.
391
00:20:43,024 --> 00:20:44,256
It's me.
392
00:20:44,257 --> 00:20:46,057
Oh, my God, is he dead?
393
00:20:46,058 --> 00:20:47,457
No, but he's going to wish he was
394
00:20:47,458 --> 00:20:50,558
when he finds out his mom's going
to his condo tonight for pajamas!
395
00:20:50,559 --> 00:20:52,625
Oh, shit! What if she finds his porn?
396
00:20:52,626 --> 00:20:54,459
And his magazines!
397
00:20:54,460 --> 00:20:56,425
And remember his 33rd
birthday last year?
398
00:20:56,426 --> 00:20:58,292
[Laughs]
399
00:20:58,293 --> 00:20:59,960
When we gave him those 33 dildos.
400
00:20:59,961 --> 00:21:01,326
That was hilarious.
401
00:21:01,327 --> 00:21:02,993
Well, it's not so funny anymore!
402
00:21:02,994 --> 00:21:04,994
We've got to go there and find all 33.
403
00:21:04,995 --> 00:21:06,593
- Wait!
- What?
404
00:21:06,594 --> 00:21:08,927
What if he's given
some as hostess gifts?
405
00:21:08,928 --> 00:21:13,129
[Knock at door]
406
00:21:16,496 --> 00:21:18,162
I don't have a lot of time.
407
00:21:18,163 --> 00:21:21,063
You have time to kiss your son.
408
00:21:31,432 --> 00:21:34,264
Hey, honey! His bath's ready.
409
00:21:34,265 --> 00:21:35,598
Oh.
410
00:21:35,599 --> 00:21:37,466
Did we know he was coming?
411
00:21:37,467 --> 00:21:38,932
No, we did not know.
412
00:21:38,933 --> 00:21:41,866
Well, it'd be nice if you'd call first.
413
00:21:41,867 --> 00:21:43,066
As I said, his bath's ready.
414
00:21:43,067 --> 00:21:44,300
So, if you want me to take him...
415
00:21:44,301 --> 00:21:46,433
I don't give a shit what Ted wants!
416
00:21:46,434 --> 00:21:48,334
I'm not doing it. Do you understand?
417
00:21:48,335 --> 00:21:50,434
[Scoffs] I told him you'd be this way.
418
00:21:50,435 --> 00:21:52,034
He has a mother.
419
00:21:52,035 --> 00:21:54,901
Yeah, would you wish this on yours?
420
00:21:54,902 --> 00:21:56,535
He has better friends.
421
00:21:56,536 --> 00:21:58,135
Well, that's for goddamn sure.
422
00:21:58,136 --> 00:21:59,335
Melanie, would you please...
423
00:21:59,336 --> 00:22:01,303
Look, did I barge in here at bath time?
424
00:22:01,304 --> 00:22:02,336
Was that me?
425
00:22:02,337 --> 00:22:04,169
Fuck bath time, and fuck you!
426
00:22:04,170 --> 00:22:06,303
- Hey, fuck you.
- Just stop it! Both of you!
427
00:22:06,304 --> 00:22:08,304
So let's cut to the
chase. Find somebody else.
428
00:22:08,305 --> 00:22:11,471
His mommy or Michael or Madonna...
429
00:22:11,472 --> 00:22:12,472
I don't care who!
430
00:22:12,473 --> 00:22:14,438
- But he chose you.
- Well, he chose wrong.
431
00:22:14,439 --> 00:22:16,138
Yeah, that's what I said to him.
432
00:22:16,139 --> 00:22:17,772
I said, "Brian is not the person
433
00:22:17,773 --> 00:22:19,239
you want responsible for your life.
434
00:22:19,240 --> 00:22:22,373
He's a selfish, narcissistic,
little fucking faggot."
435
00:22:22,374 --> 00:22:24,473
And let me tell you something,
it's not because you suck cock.
436
00:22:24,474 --> 00:22:26,540
It's because you're a
little fucking coward!
437
00:22:26,541 --> 00:22:29,340
So go. Get out! Now!
438
00:22:29,341 --> 00:22:33,209
[Baby fussing]
439
00:22:44,910 --> 00:22:48,443
You had no right
talking to him that way.
440
00:22:48,444 --> 00:22:50,444
"No right"?
441
00:22:50,445 --> 00:22:53,044
Ted is lying there, on life support.
442
00:22:53,045 --> 00:22:55,112
He is probably never going to wake up,
443
00:22:55,113 --> 00:22:57,911
and he is depending on Brian
to show him the decency,
444
00:22:57,912 --> 00:23:00,179
the kindness to release him.
445
00:23:00,180 --> 00:23:03,446
That's all the more reason to be kind.
446
00:23:03,447 --> 00:23:06,380
After all, he's the
one who has to do it.
447
00:23:06,381 --> 00:23:08,247
Think how hard it must be...
448
00:23:08,248 --> 00:23:10,014
Or if it were one of us...
449
00:23:10,015 --> 00:23:14,081
If it was me lying there
and you had to pull the plug.
450
00:23:14,082 --> 00:23:17,949
[Inhales deeply] I'm not sure I could.
451
00:23:17,950 --> 00:23:19,815
Maybe that's why you're so angry at him,
452
00:23:19,816 --> 00:23:21,149
because you know if it were you,
453
00:23:21,150 --> 00:23:24,250
you'd be as scared and angry as he is.
454
00:23:33,319 --> 00:23:35,184
[Rock music]
455
00:23:35,185 --> 00:23:40,885
♪ If not tonight, then maybe never ♪
456
00:23:40,886 --> 00:23:46,754
♪ nobody's talking
about staying forever ♪
457
00:23:46,755 --> 00:23:49,187
♪ come on home ♪
458
00:23:49,188 --> 00:23:52,187
♪ home to me ♪
459
00:23:52,188 --> 00:24:00,189
♪ ♪
460
00:24:01,323 --> 00:24:03,789
♪ can't feel a thing ♪
461
00:24:03,790 --> 00:24:06,890
♪ what can I say? ♪
462
00:24:06,891 --> 00:24:12,858
♪ When someone crazy
runs the other way ♪
463
00:24:12,859 --> 00:24:18,825
♪ but I can tell you came to play ♪
464
00:24:18,826 --> 00:24:24,292
♪ oh, won't you come on home to me? ♪
465
00:24:24,293 --> 00:24:29,727
♪ Sometimes I want to be on my own ♪
466
00:24:29,728 --> 00:24:33,961
♪ When the last thing
I need is to be... ♪
467
00:24:33,962 --> 00:24:36,094
She knows. My mom knows.
468
00:24:36,095 --> 00:24:38,294
- Holy shit.
- I've got to find Brian.
469
00:24:38,295 --> 00:24:39,396
What for?
470
00:24:39,397 --> 00:24:41,862
- He'll know what to do.
- Like he cares.
471
00:24:41,863 --> 00:24:43,030
He wants me.
472
00:24:43,031 --> 00:24:44,796
How can you tell?
473
00:24:44,797 --> 00:24:46,296
Because I can.
474
00:24:46,297 --> 00:24:48,764
I'm going to live with him.
I'm going to be with him.
475
00:24:48,765 --> 00:24:51,264
You'll see. Now, please,
you've got to help me.
476
00:24:51,265 --> 00:24:53,164
I'm grounded.
477
00:24:53,165 --> 00:24:54,765
My mom said she'd better come home
478
00:24:54,766 --> 00:24:58,765
and find me reading Toni Morrison.
479
00:24:58,766 --> 00:25:00,999
[Sighs]
480
00:25:02,167 --> 00:25:05,166
Well, they don't get home until 7:00.
481
00:25:05,167 --> 00:25:08,200
And you do beat Beloved.
482
00:25:18,069 --> 00:25:19,835
That's better.
483
00:25:19,836 --> 00:25:21,202
I'm always telling him
not everything in life
484
00:25:21,203 --> 00:25:22,635
needs to be centered.
485
00:25:22,636 --> 00:25:26,302
We can redecorate later.
His mother's coming!
486
00:25:26,303 --> 00:25:27,670
Poppers.
487
00:25:27,671 --> 00:25:28,637
Oop!
488
00:25:28,638 --> 00:25:30,204
Cheddar, brie.
489
00:25:30,205 --> 00:25:31,971
I don't think there are
particularly strong shame issues
490
00:25:31,972 --> 00:25:33,737
attached to cheese, Michael.
491
00:25:33,738 --> 00:25:35,071
Fine! Whatever.
492
00:25:35,072 --> 00:25:36,872
You check out the bedroom,
I'll work out here.
493
00:25:36,873 --> 00:25:38,638
Okay.
494
00:25:38,639 --> 00:25:41,106
[Objects clatter in trash can]
495
00:25:44,707 --> 00:25:47,773
Falcon, Falcon...
496
00:25:47,774 --> 00:25:48,906
You've Got Mail?
497
00:25:48,907 --> 00:25:51,107
He masturbates to Meg
Ryan and Tom Hanks?
498
00:25:51,108 --> 00:25:52,075
Ow!
499
00:25:52,076 --> 00:25:54,174
- Found 'em!
- God!
500
00:25:54,175 --> 00:25:56,608
Jesus, look at this one!
501
00:25:56,609 --> 00:25:59,008
Hah!
502
00:25:59,009 --> 00:26:01,108
[Grunting]
503
00:26:01,109 --> 00:26:03,676
- Touché!
- In this case, tushy!
504
00:26:03,677 --> 00:26:05,076
- Whoo!
- Hah!
505
00:26:05,077 --> 00:26:08,710
[Grunting]
506
00:26:08,711 --> 00:26:11,344
[Exaggerated groaning]
507
00:26:11,345 --> 00:26:13,144
Dead! Right through the heart!
508
00:26:13,145 --> 00:26:15,111
- [Grunts]
- All right!
509
00:26:15,112 --> 00:26:16,744
There's, like, a
million of them in there,
510
00:26:16,745 --> 00:26:19,712
- and we've got to find them all.
- We must.
511
00:26:19,713 --> 00:26:23,113
[Muttering indistinctly]
512
00:26:30,914 --> 00:26:33,647
Michael?
513
00:26:33,648 --> 00:26:35,714
Come here.
514
00:26:35,715 --> 00:26:38,615
[Dance music]
515
00:26:38,616 --> 00:26:46,650
♪ ♪
516
00:26:50,051 --> 00:26:54,950
♪ holding on ♪
517
00:26:54,951 --> 00:26:57,985
[Buzzer sounds]
518
00:26:57,986 --> 00:27:02,252
♪ holding on to you ♪
519
00:27:02,253 --> 00:27:04,285
Shit! Fuck!
520
00:27:04,286 --> 00:27:10,054
Brian!
521
00:27:10,055 --> 00:27:11,687
Shut up!
522
00:27:11,688 --> 00:27:13,887
[Car horn honks]
523
00:27:13,888 --> 00:27:15,988
Justin, I got to go home.
524
00:27:15,989 --> 00:27:18,288
But I... I have to find him.
525
00:27:18,289 --> 00:27:20,021
Well, what about the crazy lady?
526
00:27:20,022 --> 00:27:21,221
What crazy lady?
527
00:27:21,222 --> 00:27:23,722
You know, the weird one from the diner.
528
00:27:23,723 --> 00:27:25,190
You mean Debbie?
529
00:27:29,158 --> 00:27:31,190
So what do you think it means?
530
00:27:31,191 --> 00:27:33,624
I think it means he likes you.
531
00:27:33,625 --> 00:27:37,725
I think it means he loves me.
532
00:27:37,726 --> 00:27:39,858
Kind of flattering, in a way.
533
00:27:39,859 --> 00:27:43,526
He collects you the
way you collect comics.
534
00:27:43,527 --> 00:27:45,125
It's just that...
535
00:27:45,126 --> 00:27:49,493
All this time, I... I never knew.
536
00:27:49,494 --> 00:27:53,227
There's a lot of things we
don't know about each other.
537
00:27:53,228 --> 00:27:55,760
Like, did you know...
538
00:27:55,761 --> 00:27:58,494
I used to walk down the street
in Hazelhurst, Mississippi,
539
00:27:58,495 --> 00:28:01,063
and the postman would spit at me?
540
00:28:03,630 --> 00:28:06,629
I don't know where my father was born...
541
00:28:06,630 --> 00:28:10,597
Or even who he is.
542
00:28:12,497 --> 00:28:15,497
I sat with my dead grandma for an hour
543
00:28:15,498 --> 00:28:17,230
and held her hand
544
00:28:17,231 --> 00:28:20,132
before I told anyone she was dead.
545
00:28:22,733 --> 00:28:26,100
How come we never tell each
other these things, huh?
546
00:28:29,667 --> 00:28:30,901
Don't tell me.
547
00:28:30,902 --> 00:28:33,901
Brian... Am I right?
548
00:28:33,902 --> 00:28:37,734
Come on in. I'll make you a sandwich.
549
00:28:37,735 --> 00:28:39,635
- I actually just need to know...
- And don't talk.
550
00:28:39,636 --> 00:28:42,136
I can figure it all out.
551
00:28:43,969 --> 00:28:48,137
Have a seat, honey, right there.
552
00:28:52,805 --> 00:28:55,804
Michael? It's me.
553
00:28:55,805 --> 00:28:58,639
You've got mail.
554
00:29:00,872 --> 00:29:02,105
I just want you to know
555
00:29:02,106 --> 00:29:06,639
Melanie feels terrible
about what she said.
556
00:29:06,640 --> 00:29:08,006
Do you think I care?
557
00:29:08,007 --> 00:29:10,006
Look, it's upsetting for all of us,
558
00:29:10,007 --> 00:29:11,173
but at a time like this, we could try
559
00:29:11,174 --> 00:29:15,641
showing a little compassion,
especially for Ted.
560
00:29:15,642 --> 00:29:17,641
Is there any word?
561
00:29:17,642 --> 00:29:19,908
The machines say he's still alive.
562
00:29:19,909 --> 00:29:22,909
Poor guy.
563
00:29:22,910 --> 00:29:26,975
What about us?
564
00:29:26,976 --> 00:29:28,509
We don't have any beeps or wires
565
00:29:28,510 --> 00:29:30,610
with little white dots
telling us we're alive,
566
00:29:30,611 --> 00:29:32,776
so how do we know?
567
00:29:32,777 --> 00:29:35,577
I guess we just take each other's word.
568
00:29:35,578 --> 00:29:38,610
Maybe we know from what
people expect from us.
569
00:29:38,611 --> 00:29:40,611
I mean, take Gus.
570
00:29:40,612 --> 00:29:44,878
He needs me to feed him, to change him.
571
00:29:44,879 --> 00:29:48,679
Knowing that tells me I'm alive.
572
00:29:48,680 --> 00:29:51,547
So, for me, right now it's him.
573
00:29:51,548 --> 00:29:55,547
What about me?
574
00:29:55,548 --> 00:29:59,081
Ted needs you now.
575
00:29:59,082 --> 00:30:01,648
So maybe that's what
tells you you're alive.
576
00:30:01,649 --> 00:30:05,415
[Scoffs]
577
00:30:05,416 --> 00:30:07,482
You'll do the right thing...
578
00:30:07,483 --> 00:30:09,717
Whatever it is.
579
00:30:10,884 --> 00:30:13,850
You don't know that.
580
00:30:13,851 --> 00:30:17,018
[Heart monitor beeping]
581
00:30:35,021 --> 00:30:41,055
Fuck you.
582
00:30:43,522 --> 00:30:44,922
Fuck you...
583
00:30:44,923 --> 00:30:47,989
For going home with some
tweaked-out little twinkie
584
00:30:47,990 --> 00:30:50,890
and thinking you got lucky.
585
00:30:55,891 --> 00:31:00,459
Did he let you eat his ass?
586
00:31:00,460 --> 00:31:03,393
Did he let you suck his cock?
587
00:31:05,626 --> 00:31:08,359
Well, I hope it was worth it.
588
00:31:10,893 --> 00:31:15,626
And fuck you for choosing me.
589
00:31:15,627 --> 00:31:17,794
I ought to let you lie here forever.
590
00:31:17,795 --> 00:31:20,029
How'd you like that?
591
00:31:24,763 --> 00:31:27,063
Can you hear me?
592
00:31:34,764 --> 00:31:38,732
You know, you're not so bad-looking.
593
00:31:40,299 --> 00:31:43,298
In fact...
594
00:31:43,299 --> 00:31:46,665
You look better like this.
595
00:31:46,666 --> 00:31:49,834
You should die more often...
596
00:31:51,334 --> 00:31:53,966
Or live...
597
00:31:53,967 --> 00:31:58,068
So that I don't have to say, "yes."
598
00:32:00,502 --> 00:32:03,801
"Yes, I'll do it.
599
00:32:03,802 --> 00:32:06,902
I'll give you what you want...
600
00:32:06,903 --> 00:32:10,969
what you need."
601
00:32:10,970 --> 00:32:13,436
But don't think it's for you.
602
00:32:13,437 --> 00:32:16,837
It's not.
603
00:32:16,838 --> 00:32:19,038
It's for me.
604
00:32:28,740 --> 00:32:32,372
[Rhythmic music]
605
00:32:32,373 --> 00:32:40,408
♪ ♪
606
00:32:40,409 --> 00:32:43,408
[Both moaning]
607
00:32:43,409 --> 00:32:51,243
♪ ♪
608
00:32:52,777 --> 00:32:55,778
[Both moaning, grunting]
609
00:33:03,812 --> 00:33:06,712
Jesus.
610
00:33:06,713 --> 00:33:08,278
This is my house!
611
00:33:08,279 --> 00:33:09,846
You've got your own. Go home!
612
00:33:09,847 --> 00:33:10,780
[Mouth full] I can't.
613
00:33:10,781 --> 00:33:13,012
- What?
- I can't.
614
00:33:13,013 --> 00:33:14,480
My mom knows.
615
00:33:14,481 --> 00:33:16,880
Well, she can go to my
PFLAG group at the center,
616
00:33:16,881 --> 00:33:18,013
every other Tuesday.
617
00:33:18,014 --> 00:33:19,848
I'll get her a T-shirt and a button.
618
00:33:19,849 --> 00:33:21,581
- Ma, please!
- "Ma, please" what?
619
00:33:21,582 --> 00:33:23,381
I am proud to have a gay son.
620
00:33:23,382 --> 00:33:24,349
We know!
621
00:33:24,350 --> 00:33:26,715
- And brother.
- Thanks, sis.
622
00:33:26,716 --> 00:33:27,949
I've always said it isn't who you love,
623
00:33:27,950 --> 00:33:29,449
it's how you love.
624
00:33:29,450 --> 00:33:32,716
Genitalia is simply God's
way of accessorizing.
625
00:33:32,717 --> 00:33:34,217
This is not about you
626
00:33:34,218 --> 00:33:35,983
and the Gay Mother of the Year award.
627
00:33:35,984 --> 00:33:37,983
This is about Brian's one-night stand.
628
00:33:37,984 --> 00:33:40,350
- Not just one.
- Don't bet on it.
629
00:33:40,351 --> 00:33:41,951
And who here even cares?
630
00:33:41,952 --> 00:33:44,818
I do!
631
00:33:44,819 --> 00:33:46,618
My dad threatened to disown me.
632
00:33:46,619 --> 00:33:47,785
He called me "a big queer."
633
00:33:47,786 --> 00:33:48,753
He didn't hit you, did he?
634
00:33:48,754 --> 00:33:50,252
Oh, come on, Uncle Vic.
635
00:33:50,253 --> 00:33:51,652
You're not going to listen to this shit?
636
00:33:51,653 --> 00:33:53,652
That's why I have to see Brian.
637
00:33:53,653 --> 00:33:56,487
- He'll let me stay with him.
- I don't think so.
638
00:33:56,488 --> 00:33:59,187
Well, then... I'll go to New York.
639
00:33:59,188 --> 00:34:00,888
I'll become a hustler,
and I'll sell my body
640
00:34:00,889 --> 00:34:02,755
to gross, old homos.
641
00:34:02,756 --> 00:34:04,955
I'll give you 20 bucks.
642
00:34:04,956 --> 00:34:06,322
[Slaps shoulder]
643
00:34:06,323 --> 00:34:09,222
Save him the train fare.
644
00:34:09,223 --> 00:34:10,756
I'm going to throw up. I gotta vomit...
645
00:34:10,757 --> 00:34:11,822
Upstairs bathroom...
646
00:34:11,823 --> 00:34:16,223
The one for guests and drama queens.
647
00:34:16,224 --> 00:34:17,523
[Laughs]
648
00:34:17,524 --> 00:34:19,524
It's not a joke, you know.
649
00:34:19,525 --> 00:34:21,858
Gay teens have a very high suicide rate.
650
00:34:21,859 --> 00:34:23,491
Unfortunately, not this one.
651
00:34:23,492 --> 00:34:26,226
[Cell phone dialing]
652
00:34:50,830 --> 00:34:52,295
I'm calling his mother.
653
00:34:52,296 --> 00:34:53,696
It's not our business.
654
00:34:53,697 --> 00:34:55,296
He may be telling the truth.
655
00:34:55,297 --> 00:34:57,497
And even if he isn't,
she's got to be worried.
656
00:34:57,498 --> 00:34:59,296
She's not worried.
657
00:34:59,297 --> 00:35:00,831
Now she knows.
658
00:35:00,832 --> 00:35:03,731
It's not drugs. It's not booze.
659
00:35:03,732 --> 00:35:05,198
He didn't buy an automatic weapon
660
00:35:05,199 --> 00:35:07,398
to take down to the Spanish club.
661
00:35:07,399 --> 00:35:09,732
It's just cock.
662
00:35:09,733 --> 00:35:13,333
- [Door opens, closes]
- Hi.
663
00:35:13,334 --> 00:35:15,666
How did he find you?
664
00:35:15,667 --> 00:35:18,200
They all find her.
And now he won't leave.
665
00:35:18,201 --> 00:35:19,733
You got to do something.
666
00:35:19,734 --> 00:35:20,768
Like what?
667
00:35:20,769 --> 00:35:23,467
Like get him out of my house!
668
00:35:23,468 --> 00:35:24,734
He's upstairs.
669
00:35:24,735 --> 00:35:27,502
All right. I'm going.
670
00:35:27,503 --> 00:35:29,902
This is not how I wanted
to spend my evening.
671
00:35:29,903 --> 00:35:33,369
By the way...
672
00:35:33,370 --> 00:35:36,203
Ted woke up.
673
00:35:36,204 --> 00:35:39,238
He's going to be okay.
674
00:35:49,739 --> 00:35:50,872
[Door opens]
675
00:35:50,873 --> 00:35:53,606
[Smooth jazz music]
676
00:35:53,607 --> 00:35:55,473
♪ Ten ♪
677
00:35:55,474 --> 00:35:56,706
♪ kiss me on the lips ♪
678
00:35:56,707 --> 00:36:00,808
♪ ♪
679
00:36:00,809 --> 00:36:03,674
What are you doing here?
680
00:36:03,675 --> 00:36:05,107
Waiting for you.
681
00:36:05,108 --> 00:36:08,242
Well, it's a relief, I'll say that.
682
00:36:08,243 --> 00:36:09,575
I like Ted.
683
00:36:09,576 --> 00:36:12,342
There's a real sweetheart
in there somewhere.
684
00:36:12,343 --> 00:36:15,076
♪ ♪
685
00:36:15,077 --> 00:36:16,510
♪ slowly ♪
686
00:36:16,511 --> 00:36:18,110
Michael?
687
00:36:18,111 --> 00:36:19,610
♪ ♪
688
00:36:19,611 --> 00:36:21,511
♪ touch me ♪
689
00:36:21,512 --> 00:36:25,511
♪ slowly ♪
690
00:36:25,512 --> 00:36:26,844
♪ seven ♪
691
00:36:26,845 --> 00:36:29,079
♪ hold it ♪
692
00:36:30,180 --> 00:36:33,179
♪ let's go straight to number one ♪
693
00:36:33,180 --> 00:36:40,747
♪ ♪
694
00:36:40,748 --> 00:36:43,714
♪ to number one ♪
695
00:36:43,715 --> 00:36:48,715
♪ ♪
696
00:36:48,716 --> 00:36:51,748
♪ number one ♪
697
00:36:51,749 --> 00:36:56,716
♪ ♪
698
00:36:56,717 --> 00:36:59,717
♪ to number one ♪
699
00:36:59,718 --> 00:37:05,584
♪ ♪
700
00:37:05,585 --> 00:37:09,485
♪ six ♪
701
00:37:09,486 --> 00:37:11,452
♪ lips ♪
702
00:37:11,453 --> 00:37:13,585
♪ ♪
703
00:37:13,586 --> 00:37:17,453
♪ five ♪
704
00:37:17,454 --> 00:37:19,087
♪ fingers ♪
705
00:37:19,088 --> 00:37:21,587
- I've decided.
- What?
706
00:37:21,588 --> 00:37:24,554
You and me... We're taking him home.
707
00:37:24,555 --> 00:37:27,321
Why you and me? Why... why me at all?
708
00:37:27,322 --> 00:37:29,421
Well, he can hardly go with Brian.
709
00:37:29,422 --> 00:37:31,222
And if I go, it looks a little...
710
00:37:31,223 --> 00:37:33,289
Fagin and Oliver Twist.
711
00:37:33,290 --> 00:37:35,556
Leaving me, huh? The harmless one.
712
00:37:35,557 --> 00:37:37,457
Thanks a lot.
713
00:37:43,092 --> 00:37:45,624
I'm calling your mother.
I'm taking you home.
714
00:37:45,625 --> 00:37:48,491
I'm not going.
715
00:37:48,492 --> 00:37:50,458
You get my tits in a knot, sunshine,
716
00:37:50,459 --> 00:37:52,726
and you're going to be in deep shit.
717
00:37:52,727 --> 00:37:56,060
Excuse me.
718
00:37:59,027 --> 00:38:02,060
What are you studying in school?
719
00:38:02,061 --> 00:38:03,028
Hmm?
720
00:38:03,029 --> 00:38:04,728
It's called conversation.
721
00:38:04,729 --> 00:38:06,295
[Chuckles]
722
00:38:09,263 --> 00:38:11,128
Ready?
723
00:38:11,129 --> 00:38:14,396
I need to talk to Brian.
I'll be there in a second.
724
00:38:24,698 --> 00:38:28,331
[Door opens, closes]
725
00:38:28,332 --> 00:38:32,032
Do you have anything to say?
726
00:38:32,033 --> 00:38:33,999
No.
727
00:38:34,000 --> 00:38:36,099
Well, I do.
728
00:38:36,100 --> 00:38:37,332
You can fuck him at your place.
729
00:38:37,333 --> 00:38:38,633
You can fuck him in his gym class.
730
00:38:38,634 --> 00:38:40,300
You can fuck him at the zoo.
731
00:38:40,301 --> 00:38:43,200
But you cannot fuck him
in my mother's house...
732
00:38:43,201 --> 00:38:45,067
In my room.
733
00:38:45,068 --> 00:38:48,202
We're waiting!
734
00:38:50,602 --> 00:38:53,202
Okay, I'm going to
go do this little job,
735
00:38:53,203 --> 00:38:54,669
and then I'm going to go
see Ted at the hospital.
736
00:38:54,670 --> 00:38:56,570
You do whatever the fuck you want.
737
00:38:59,937 --> 00:39:01,637
[Door opens]
738
00:39:01,638 --> 00:39:06,204
Nobody knows if it's nature
or nurture, being gay.
739
00:39:06,205 --> 00:39:07,304
Now they're all saying you can tell
740
00:39:07,305 --> 00:39:08,938
by the length of the index finger,
741
00:39:08,939 --> 00:39:11,172
although all of Michael's
fingers are perfectly normal.
742
00:39:11,173 --> 00:39:12,605
He should have three
kids and a beer belly,
743
00:39:12,606 --> 00:39:15,472
and he's about as gay as you get.
744
00:39:15,473 --> 00:39:19,174
Ma, give it rest!
745
00:39:25,008 --> 00:39:27,607
[Doorbell chimes musically]
746
00:39:27,608 --> 00:39:29,575
Listen!
747
00:39:29,576 --> 00:39:32,542
That's nice, huh?
748
00:39:32,543 --> 00:39:36,476
Not like that old buzzer at our house.
749
00:39:36,477 --> 00:39:37,543
Oh, hi!
750
00:39:37,544 --> 00:39:39,943
Um...
751
00:39:39,944 --> 00:39:41,910
I was admiring your chimes.
752
00:39:41,911 --> 00:39:44,143
You have a real nice place here.
753
00:39:44,144 --> 00:39:47,245
Oh, thank you. Uh, you must be...
754
00:39:49,112 --> 00:39:52,345
Rude little shit, isn't he?
755
00:39:52,346 --> 00:39:56,946
Um, I'm Debbie Novotny.
756
00:39:56,947 --> 00:39:59,413
And this is my gay son, Michael.
757
00:39:59,414 --> 00:40:03,313
Ma!
758
00:40:03,314 --> 00:40:05,514
I'm Jennifer Taylor.
759
00:40:05,515 --> 00:40:07,314
Jennifer.
760
00:40:07,315 --> 00:40:09,181
Honey? Who's there?
761
00:40:09,182 --> 00:40:12,082
It's no one!
762
00:40:16,583 --> 00:40:18,550
Listen, uh...
763
00:40:18,551 --> 00:40:20,650
If you ever need to talk to somebody,
764
00:40:20,651 --> 00:40:22,650
I work over at the Liberty Diner
765
00:40:22,651 --> 00:40:26,484
on Liberty Avenue...
766
00:40:26,485 --> 00:40:30,286
'Cause I know what
you're going through...
767
00:40:30,287 --> 00:40:33,186
The finding out.
768
00:40:34,986 --> 00:40:37,252
I mean, I always knew about Michael.
769
00:40:37,253 --> 00:40:39,887
In fact, I told him, right?
770
00:40:41,121 --> 00:40:45,420
To spare him the pain
of having to tell me.
771
00:40:45,421 --> 00:40:47,454
So...
772
00:40:47,455 --> 00:40:49,121
Jennifer...
773
00:40:49,122 --> 00:40:52,254
Don't ask, "are you?"
774
00:40:52,255 --> 00:40:54,955
Because it's never a question.
775
00:40:54,956 --> 00:40:58,455
Just say, "I know."
776
00:40:58,456 --> 00:41:01,591
Uh, thank you.
777
00:41:04,624 --> 00:41:06,057
[Door closes]
778
00:41:06,058 --> 00:41:07,924
You had to say all that?
779
00:41:07,925 --> 00:41:09,891
I was trying to help.
780
00:41:09,892 --> 00:41:11,293
You try too much.
781
00:41:17,360 --> 00:41:20,393
You're still wearing that same old coat.
782
00:41:20,394 --> 00:41:22,293
So someday you'll buy me a mink.
783
00:41:22,294 --> 00:41:23,261
[Chuckles]
784
00:41:23,262 --> 00:41:25,227
You're going to be a big success.
785
00:41:25,228 --> 00:41:28,928
Yeah, right. You'll
freeze to death first.
786
00:41:28,929 --> 00:41:31,295
- What was that for?
- You can be such an asshole!
787
00:41:31,296 --> 00:41:35,129
- What'd I do?
- You don't know yourself!
788
00:41:35,130 --> 00:41:37,329
"Know thyself."
789
00:41:37,330 --> 00:41:39,596
Some Greek said that.
790
00:41:39,597 --> 00:41:41,396
Who was it?
791
00:41:41,397 --> 00:41:44,263
Zorba?
792
00:41:44,264 --> 00:41:48,464
I don't know.
793
00:41:48,465 --> 00:41:50,997
I don't know anything.
794
00:41:50,998 --> 00:41:54,166
Now take me home.
795
00:41:57,567 --> 00:41:59,166
Are you sure I can't help?
796
00:41:59,167 --> 00:42:02,133
I can do it. It's no big deal.
797
00:42:02,134 --> 00:42:04,133
I wish you'd let me drive you home.
798
00:42:04,134 --> 00:42:06,201
I already asked my friends.
799
00:42:06,202 --> 00:42:10,235
Michael, Emmett, Brian.
800
00:42:11,869 --> 00:42:14,001
I met them while you were asleep.
801
00:42:14,002 --> 00:42:17,902
- Oh.
- They're very nice...
802
00:42:17,903 --> 00:42:20,236
Especially Michael.
803
00:42:20,237 --> 00:42:22,937
Yeah, Michael is...
804
00:42:22,938 --> 00:42:25,470
Especially special.
805
00:42:25,471 --> 00:42:27,337
Are you two...
806
00:42:27,338 --> 00:42:28,804
I mean...
807
00:42:28,805 --> 00:42:30,172
Oh, no.
808
00:42:30,173 --> 00:42:32,505
No, we, uh...
809
00:42:32,506 --> 00:42:33,805
He's just a friend.
810
00:42:33,806 --> 00:42:36,805
Well, he's a very good friend.
811
00:42:36,806 --> 00:42:39,005
He was very kind to me.
812
00:42:39,006 --> 00:42:40,840
I'm grateful you have him.
813
00:42:40,841 --> 00:42:42,339
Yeah, so am I.
814
00:42:42,340 --> 00:42:47,140
Because more than anything,
I worry that you're alone...
815
00:42:47,141 --> 00:42:49,441
And that there's no
one to look after you.
816
00:42:49,442 --> 00:42:50,907
I can take care of myself.
817
00:42:50,908 --> 00:42:52,441
Oh, I know you can.
818
00:42:52,442 --> 00:42:54,209
You've always been self-sufficient.
819
00:42:54,210 --> 00:42:58,742
I just... I wish you
had someone to love you.
820
00:42:58,743 --> 00:43:01,210
I mean, if you did, maybe
this wouldn't have happened.
821
00:43:01,211 --> 00:43:04,910
Mom, please. Let's, uh...
822
00:43:04,911 --> 00:43:06,510
I'm sorry.
823
00:43:06,511 --> 00:43:10,244
I know that it embarrasses
you if I talk too much or...
824
00:43:10,245 --> 00:43:13,511
I get too emotional.
825
00:43:13,512 --> 00:43:16,946
But I can't help thinking that...
826
00:43:16,947 --> 00:43:19,512
If you hadn't woken up,
827
00:43:19,513 --> 00:43:22,947
then I would never have gotten
the chance to let you know
828
00:43:22,948 --> 00:43:26,314
how proud I am that you're my son
829
00:43:26,315 --> 00:43:29,914
and that it doesn't
matter to me what you are.
830
00:43:29,915 --> 00:43:34,281
Oh, I got over that a long time ago.
831
00:43:34,282 --> 00:43:39,049
And that whenever
you're feeling alone...
832
00:43:39,050 --> 00:43:42,382
Or that no one loves you...
833
00:43:42,383 --> 00:43:45,750
That's not true...
834
00:43:45,751 --> 00:43:47,351
Because I do.
835
00:43:55,253 --> 00:43:57,385
Thank you...
836
00:43:57,386 --> 00:44:00,320
Mom, for, uh... For saying that.
837
00:44:08,322 --> 00:44:10,120
Now, say it three times
and click your heels...
838
00:44:10,121 --> 00:44:13,688
"there's no place like home."
839
00:44:13,689 --> 00:44:15,788
You know, you guys really
didn't have to do this...
840
00:44:15,789 --> 00:44:18,121
All the flowers and the groceries.
841
00:44:18,122 --> 00:44:20,223
One-stop shopping
at the big Q-mart.
842
00:44:20,224 --> 00:44:22,323
Well, it's... it's nice.
843
00:44:22,324 --> 00:44:25,356
Only, can somebody tell
me why I had to stay there
844
00:44:25,357 --> 00:44:27,257
three days after I woke up?
845
00:44:27,258 --> 00:44:29,657
They wanted to make
sure you're still alive.
846
00:44:29,658 --> 00:44:33,058
On your best days, it's hard to tell.
847
00:44:33,059 --> 00:44:36,191
Okay, just so you don't freak out...
848
00:44:36,192 --> 00:44:39,326
Your dildos are
missing... and your porn.
849
00:44:39,327 --> 00:44:43,860
We had to move it all,
in case your mom found it.
850
00:44:43,861 --> 00:44:47,694
Well, I expect all 33 back... cleaned.
851
00:44:47,695 --> 00:44:50,927
[Laughs]
852
00:44:50,928 --> 00:44:53,961
- You should eat something, honey.
- I'm not hungry.
853
00:44:53,962 --> 00:44:56,128
We bought you a whole fucking chicken.
854
00:44:56,129 --> 00:44:57,896
And you're gonna eat it.
855
00:45:06,865 --> 00:45:09,997
It always looks so much smaller.
856
00:45:09,998 --> 00:45:13,631
- What does?
- Your life...
857
00:45:13,632 --> 00:45:16,265
Especially after returning
from a near-death experience.
858
00:45:16,266 --> 00:45:18,065
Like watching the Oscars.
859
00:45:18,066 --> 00:45:19,799
"Immediately preceded by... "
860
00:45:19,800 --> 00:45:22,032
Both: "The Barbara Walters Special."
861
00:45:22,033 --> 00:45:24,967
[Both chuckle]
862
00:45:24,968 --> 00:45:26,933
I'm glad you're here.
863
00:45:26,934 --> 00:45:30,168
You are?
864
00:45:30,169 --> 00:45:34,801
Well, uh, I, um...
865
00:45:34,802 --> 00:45:37,668
What?
866
00:45:37,669 --> 00:45:39,635
Um...
867
00:45:39,636 --> 00:45:41,935
Uh...
868
00:45:41,936 --> 00:45:45,171
I'm glad you're here too.
869
00:45:47,104 --> 00:45:49,637
And if you ever want to talk about this
870
00:45:49,638 --> 00:45:52,937
or other stuff...
871
00:45:52,938 --> 00:45:54,705
"Other stuff"?
872
00:45:54,706 --> 00:45:56,304
You know, if there's some...
873
00:45:56,305 --> 00:45:58,272
You know, if there's
something you can't talk about.
874
00:45:58,273 --> 00:46:00,206
Like what?
875
00:46:00,207 --> 00:46:01,906
I don't know.
876
00:46:01,907 --> 00:46:06,073
You know, maybe if you talk
about it, it might help it.
877
00:46:06,074 --> 00:46:10,107
But, you know, you might
not get you what you want...
878
00:46:10,108 --> 00:46:13,674
But...
879
00:46:13,675 --> 00:46:17,041
Aw, shit.
880
00:46:17,042 --> 00:46:21,709
Are you going to come eat the chicken?
881
00:46:21,710 --> 00:46:24,010
I'm going to arrange the daisies.
882
00:46:27,844 --> 00:46:29,644
I saw you...
883
00:46:29,645 --> 00:46:32,310
Fucking...
884
00:46:32,311 --> 00:46:34,711
When I woke up.
885
00:46:34,712 --> 00:46:38,211
I thought...
886
00:46:38,212 --> 00:46:42,312
"I'm in hell, and this
is my punishment...
887
00:46:42,313 --> 00:46:46,281
watching Brian Kinney
fucking for all eternity."
888
00:46:47,947 --> 00:46:50,780
You should be so lucky.
889
00:46:50,781 --> 00:46:54,914
[Scoffs]
890
00:46:54,915 --> 00:46:58,548
Why me?
891
00:46:58,549 --> 00:47:00,316
Why did you choose me?
892
00:47:08,317 --> 00:47:11,050
My mother couldn't do it.
893
00:47:11,051 --> 00:47:13,050
[Scoffs] Michael and Emmett...
894
00:47:13,051 --> 00:47:14,885
couldn't do it.
895
00:47:14,886 --> 00:47:17,851
But you could,
896
00:47:17,852 --> 00:47:21,585
'cause you're a heartless shit.
897
00:47:21,586 --> 00:47:24,886
You could pull the plug,
and you wouldn't cry.
898
00:47:24,887 --> 00:47:27,021
And you'd know when it's time to go.
899
00:47:30,555 --> 00:47:32,220
♪ Let's get soaking wet ♪
900
00:47:32,221 --> 00:47:35,288
[Dance music]
901
00:47:35,289 --> 00:47:43,523
♪ ♪
902
00:47:46,857 --> 00:47:48,096
I want it to be you.
903
00:47:48,097 --> 00:47:49,097
What?
904
00:47:49,098 --> 00:47:51,566
I want it to be you!
905
00:47:51,567 --> 00:47:54,903
I'll put it in writing.
906
00:47:54,904 --> 00:47:57,205
I want it to be you too.
907
00:47:57,206 --> 00:48:00,142
You pull my plug.
908
00:48:00,143 --> 00:48:02,777
And you pull mine.
909
00:48:02,778 --> 00:48:10,819
♪ ♪
910
00:48:15,000 --> 00:48:20,000
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- www.addic7ed.com -
911
00:49:59,895 --> 00:50:01,897
♪ come on ♪
912
00:50:05,934 --> 00:50:08,604
♪ I wanna hear it ♪
913
00:50:10,172 --> 00:50:11,173
♪ let's get soaking wet ♪
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