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���pô�W���ܮ��F��? Has anybody heard from Brian?
�ڳ���F�L�@��ѤF I've been trying to reach him all day.
�ڤ]�O, ���O�L�@�����^�q�� Me too, but he hasn't returned any of my calls.
�Ʊ�S�X����� I hope he's all right.
�ڷQ���D�o�Ӷ��رN�ɪ��k�H�b���Ǥ��� I wonder how the condemned man's spending his final hours?
-�b�� �@�@�@�@�@ -���� -Doing penance? �@-Doing drugs.
�ɥi��h�W�@�Ǩk�H�H Doing as many guys as he can?
�q��F�I Bingo.
�]�\�ڭ̤������L�y�� Maybe we shouldn't go through with this.
�L���T���ܤ��Q�O�H���_�o��� He made it clear he doesn't want to be reminded.
�ڭ����Ӵ������n�� We're not even supposed to mention it.
�Ʊ��i��|�ܱo���V ���V It could get ugly. Really ugly.
�L�צp�� �o�ƬO�����v�N�q�� Still, it is an event of historic proportion.
���O�n����y �Ϊ̦@���D�q���_���@�� Like the moon landing, or the fall of communism.
�ڭ̧@���B�����Ӭ����@�U It is our duty as friends to commemorate it.
�T�O�L�|�O���o�@�� And make sure he remembers it.
�û��O�� Always.
���ܮ� Brian!
���w�� Hello in there.
�_�ɤF �g�ΰ� Wake up, sleepy head.
�A�̦b�o�̷F���� What're you doing here?
�A�٨Sť���H Oh, you mean you haven't heard?
�o�O�A�H�ͳ̫�@�ѤF It's the last day of the rest of your life.
�ڦ��F�� Did I die?
�S�� ���A�|�ڤ��o�A���F No, but you'll wish you had.
�A�T�Q���F You're 30.
-���} -��p �ݷ� - Go away! - Sorry, grampa.
�ڻ����} I said go away.
�A�i�S�o�B No such luck.
����L Grab him!
�p���I �L�|�r�H�� Careful, he bites.
���ۥL��Gucci (�W�P) Get his gucci,
���ԹF �Ȱҥ� (�W�P) Prada, Armani.
�Ѱ� �u�O�ӦW�P�k�� Jesus, what a label queen.
�_�Ӱ� Upsy-daisy.
�O�Ч� Leave me alone.
�۫H�ڧa ���ܮ� �o����|���A Believe me, Brian, this is going to hurt you
��ڭ��٤��ΪA a lot more than it's going to hurt us.
����L Get him!
�o�O���� What is this?
���ߧA�����[�J Your official membership
��N�N��P�Ө�| to the dead faggots society.
�A�O�� ��|���п�H�H And who are you, the fucking founding father?
�A���D �u���n Oh, you know, you really are going
���Ƿs���F to need to get some new material.
�J�M�A�{�b�O�u�ڭ̡v���@���F Now that you are... one of "us".
���� �L���ӥ��\���@�� Wait, shouldn't he make a wish first?
�_�� �L�w�g�\�L�F Oh, hon, he already has.
���L�٬O�T�Q�� He's still 30.
�ַQ�Ӷ��Ҥ�J�| Hey, who wants some deathday cake?
-�Ҥ�J�| -�ڭn -Deathday cake? �@-Oh, yeah.
�Ҥ�J�|? Deathday cake?
�ڨӤ@�I I'll have some...
�J�M�ڨS������~�ְ��D�n�ѨM Since I won't have to deal with the whole age issue
�ܪ��ɶ����������|�� for a long, long time.
�S�o���V�| It's not so bad.
�����A���~�� �V�e�� You forget about it, you go on.
�S�O���A�Q��A���s�ͬ� Especially when you consider the alternative.
�Q�Q������˼ֽ�b���ۧA Think of all the fun you're going to have,
�h��ì��h �M���ǫӭ��̨g�w going to New York, partying with the big boys.
�A���H�ͤ~��}�l You've just only begun to fuck.
�ڤ��h�ì��F I'm not going to New York.
���� What?
�ڻ��ڤ��D�D�D I said I'm not...
�ڤ��h�ì��F I'm not going to New York.
�����u�@�w���F The job fell through.
�A�L����i�D�� Why the fuck didn't you tell me?
�i�D�A�F�S���� What difference does it make?
�A�M�j�æ��ۤv���w�� You've got your plans with David.
�ڪ��D ���O I know, but...
�S����j���F�� It's no big deal.
���| No big deal?
�A�@�����ݵ۩O It's all you've been talking about,
���}�o�� ���A�^�Y leaving, not looking back.
�A���}�l�n��A���ռӤF You even put your loft on the market.
�ڥi�H����X�� Well, I can just take it off the market.
�ϥ��L�ҿפF Anyway, It doesn't matter.
�ڤw�g���F I'm already dead.
�n �еۡuP�v���c�l �B����̡H Okay, stuff marked "p", where does that go?
�Ҧ��еۡuP�v���c�l�B�h�i�S�� All boxes marked with "p" go to Portland.
-�uS�v�H -�ܮw -"S"? �@�@-Storage.
�� �ڧJ Hey, Michael!
�A�S���h�a���q���H���ѴN�� You didn't you tell me the moving men were coming today.
�ڥH���ڻ��L�F Oh, I thought I did.
�o�ӬO�n��ܮw�� That one's storage. okay?
�ڱo���֥��]�ڪ��F�� I better finish packing my stuff.
���ΤF No, it's okay.
�ڤw�g���]���F I did it.
�i�ڤ����D But I don't know...
�ڤ����D���ǭn��ܮw ���ǭn�a�h�i�S�� I don't know what's an "s" and what's a "p".
�P�ڶ��� �����H ���e���еۡuP�v Captain Astro, robots, comic books are a "p",
��A ���W�]�� �٦� Clothes, video equipment... oh, and...
�A�ӧ�o�ӵ��A���B�ͭ��٦��A���� You should give this to your friends and your mother.
�O�ڭ̪��s�a�} That's our new address.
�s�a�} �ڭ̤���ɭ� New address? When did we...
����ɭԧ��Фl���F when did we get a place?
�ڦb���W���F�M�� I rented a house on the Internet.
�A���S��ڻ� Why didn't you tell me?
�Ӥ��λ��� �ڬO���@���Фl�i�m��F Well, there just wasn't time. I mean, we would've lost it.
�A�|���w���Ӧa�誺 You're going to love the place,
�����x ���a�� It's got an atrium, a pool.
ť�W�h����, ��... Sounds great. Um...
�ڬݧڱo�h�������F Look, I'm going to go pick up the tickets.
�����F No, don't have to.
�ڥh�L�F I did it.
�o�˰� Oh. Oh, well...
�n�a ���ڴN�h���q�ܵ����w Okay. Then i'm going to call Ted.
�L�n���ڭ̥h���� He was going to give us a ride to the airport.
���ΤF �ڥs�F�� No need. I booked a car.
������Ƨگవ���� Is there anything I can do?
��, ��F, �A�i�H... Uh, yeah, you can...
���b���� �ݰ_�Ӭ����� Stand there and look gorgeous,
�A�̾ժ��o�ӤF Which you do so beautifully.
�R�W�ॴ�I�n�@�����k�H���O�ܦn�H Isn't it great to be in love with a guy who does everything?
�O�� Yeah. Um...
�ڷQ�ڥi�H�h���e�F�s So I guess I'll just go to the beauty parlour
�������� and get my nails done.
�n�O�O�ҤH�q���ꤽ���ۥѨ�|�ӹq�� When binder calls from the ACLU,
��L���i�� put him right through.
���ѯu�O�R����߰� Well, this day is just full of surprises.
�A�̬O�Ӫ� �٬O�ӧ�߮v�� Is this a fun visit or do you two need a good lawyer?
��, �ڭ̬O�ӦY�ȶ��� Hm, what we need is a good lunch.
�ڭ�ı�o�ڭ�...���ӱa���p�J�X�h We thought we'd... take Blake out,
�p�G�A���\���� If you can spare him.
�ڭˬO�@�N �i���L���b Oh, I'd be happy to, if he was here.
�L���ѨS�� He hasn't come in today.
��...�� Oh... that's right.
��, �ڷQ�_�ӤF I-I forgot that he...
�L���Ѧ��W���L���ӵΪA He mentioned this morning he wasn't feeling well.
�L, �c..., ��, ��...�ڷQ�L�O�o�y�P�F... He, uh... yeah, I... I think he's got the flu...
�άO�O���f, �c... or something and, uh...
�L, �L���Q�ǬV���O�H H-he didn't want to share his germs with anyone.
�u�O�Q�o�ܩP�� ������� ���w Well, that's thoughtful but frankly, Teddy,
�o���O�L�Ĥ@���߯Z�F This isn't the first time.
�L�Y�ϨӤW�Z �]�S������IJv And when he is here, he's slow
�L�������F�ۤv���u�@ and he doesn't complete tasks we assign him.
��L���X�٤H���ܥͮ� �L�̷Q�}���L The other partners are pissed. They want him gone.
�[���g, ����. Melanie, line one.
�ڷ|�M�L�ͪ�. ��, �ڤ����D�o���... I'll talk to him. I-I don't know...
�O�ڪ��q�� Oh, that's my call.
�����F, ��p�� Excuse me, guys.
�A�n �ڬO�[���g�P���w�� Yes, hi. This is Melanie Marcus.
�ڥ��b.. Uh, I'm getting...
���O�� Don't say anything.
��? �ڤ~���|���O Me? Oh, I wouldn't dream of it.
���D�L���Q�M�H���ɪ����O�P�_ Except It's not his germs he didn't want to share.
�O�L���r�~ It's his drugs.
�u�P�E�A���S�� Thank you for not saying anything.
�A�������`�O�o�@���U�O Why do you always have to be so fucking cynical?
�ڨS�� ���L�A���D�� I'm not cynical. But you know what?
�ڹ��@���@���U �]���Q�k�ײ{�� I'd rather be fucking cynical than in fucking denial.
�L�P�_�F ���V�h Well, he has a cold and a sore throat
�]���o�N�����m�h accompanied by the aches and pains of fever
�٦���� and congestion.
�p�G�g������ �ڭ̴N�o����ͤF If the symptoms persist, we'll consult a physician.
�{�b, �ڭ̥h����Y���a Now, let's go to the shrimpboat.
�A�|���w�o�����N�N��, �p�� You'll love the barbecue, Jen.
�o�O�@���P�ӿˤΪ��Dz� It's a PFLAG tradition.
�L��o�_�� Debbie started it.
�٦��o��h�Ƥ⪺���D�n�ѨM There're so many serious issues to deal with,
�ڥu�O�Q�M�A���Ĥl�@�_�}�ߤ@�� I just thought it was a nice way to have fun with your kids.
�ڳ������ΤF I'm looking forward to it.
�ڤ����D�봵�ŷQ���Q�h I'm not that sure how eager Justin's going to be.
�ڷ|�U�L�� I'll work on him.
�L�̧�Ҧ��F�賣�L��l���W�F They've got everything on stamps these days.
���֮a, ����, Composers, birds,
�Ʀ��٦��T�ӯ�֦K Even the three stooges.
�L�̤���ɭԤ~�|�L�W�u�W�ŦWgay�v So when are they going to have "famous fags"?
�˷R�� �A��Q�L��69�����l���W�h (69�N���ʫ���) You can be on the 69-cent stamp, honey.
��, ���� Hey, mom.
�A�n�M�A���h�ѥ[�P�ӿˤΪ��N�N�E�\ You're going with your mom to the PFLAG barbecue
�ڤ��Qť��A���@�ӡu���v And I don't want to hear another word about it.
�n Okay.
�o�Ǧ~���ڧJ���]�Ĩ�ť�ڪ��ܥh�F�� How do you think I got Michael to go all those years?
�o���L�o�h���F, �۱q�L���~�H�ӥi�O�Y�@�^ It's the first one he's gonna have missed since he was 18.
�ܤ֥L���F�k�� Well, at least he's where he belongs,
�M�L�R���k�H�b�@�_ with the man he loves.
���o���B�a�y�t�@�� On the opposite side of the goddamn world.
�o�˷Q�a, �L�� Look at it this way, Deb;
�A���֦��L�o��[�F You've had him all this time.
ťť Listen to him.
��A���a�@�ڭ̥i�H�@�_�n�۸봵�� Tell you what, we can share Justin.
�ܧ֥L�]�|���} Pretty soon he'll be gone too.
�L�N�n���~�� Graduation's coming up...
�ѥ[���~�R�|... The prom...
���~�R�| The prom.
���~�ڪ����O�d�g�P�d���S�� I went with Connie Costello.
200�S���D�l�q�b������v�� 200 pounds wrapped in purple satin.
�ݰ_��²�����u�H�Τj���� She was like a stuffed grape leaf.
���M, �ڵL�k�M�N���H�@�u�R�| Of course, I couldn't take who I really wanted to.
�����Pù�� Lance Rocco.
�����Pù�� Lance Rocco.
�ާk���� Pisser of a kisser.
�کM�d�g���R���o�w I wound up dancing with Connie.
�L�o���ڨS�� He wound up not going at all.
�ϥ��ڤ]���dzƥh Yeah, I'm not going either.
�����h? Why not?
���J�]���F��, ���O�������ʥh��. Like vic said, it's for straight kids.
�H�H����h���~�R�|��, ���ާA�O���k�ΦP�� I think the prom's for everyone, straight or gay.
���� That's right.
���i�O...���~�����g���� It's one of those... those growing up experiences.
�A���D, ���ӵ���쩳��ӵ�? You know, what in the hell do they call it?
���H§? Rites of passage?
�S�� That's it.
�N�n��...���X�A���Ĥ@�� It's like... like losing your virginity
�άO...�άO...���o�r�� or... or... or getting your driver's license.
�ڤ��Q�ݨ�A�]��ı�o�ۤv�O���� I'd just hate to see you deprive yourself of the experience
�ӥ��h�_�Q���H�g�� because you think you don't belong.
��, �p�� Hey, Teddy.
�A�h����F? Where've you been?
�X�h�F Out.
�A�Pı���? How're you feeling?
��F Great.
���A���S�h�W�Z Then why weren't you at work?
�ڤ��ѹL�h�Q���A�@�_�Y�� I stopped by to take you out to lunch,
�[���g���A�ФF�f���S�h Melanie said you'd called in sick.
�O��, ��, �c... Yeah. I had, uh...
�O���I�p���ΪA one of those 24-hour bug things. but...
���{�b�Pı�n�h�F I'm feeling a lot better now.
�A�̦n�O�A�а��F Well, you'd better not miss any more days because...
���M�L�̥i�� They might...
�O��� Don't worry.
���Ѧ��W�@�_�� I'll be there all bright-eyed and bushy-tailed...
�ڴN�صM�@�s �믫�ĵo�a�h�W�Z First thing in the morning.
�ګO�� Promise.
�ܦn Good...
�A���D, �]���A�̪�, �@�������{�ܦn You know, because y-you're doing... you're doing so well.
�u��...�ܦn So... really well.
�ڤ��Q�ݨ�A... I-I-I'd hate to see you...
�F�� Fuck me.
����? What?
�ڻ��F I said,
�u�ַF�ڡv "fuck me".
���p�J, �A���bť�ڻ���? Blake, a-are you listening to me?
�A�Sť��� Are you listening to me?
�A�쩳... What're you... ?
�A�쩳�b... What're you...?
��...�Q�n�A I... want you...
�����a�F��, �@��� to fuck the shit out of me, all night long.
�n�a, �� All right, stop it.
���U Stop it.
���� Stop!
�ڻ��F�֦��� I said stop it!
�ڱ����I�� I want it!
�D�A�F? Please?
�D�D�A Come on.
�ֺ����� Give it to me.
�ڭn������S�[ Double absolut.
���ɥi�� Diet pepsi.
�@�M�a�ҩɬ_�� Grand marnier cosmo.
�ڪ��Ѱ� Oh, my god.
��� What?
�o���i��O�̫�@�� This may be the last time we're ever standing here
�ڭ̴X�ӤH�@�_�b�o��h���F at this bar ordering drinks.
�N�o�Ӷ�? ���٥H���O����j���F���O Is that all? I thought it was something serious.
�A���i�S���]���ڤ�۳o�˪��]����? Think they have a Babylon in Portland?
���n�ݪi�S�����S���P�ӤF Huh, you think they have any queers in Portland?
�ܤ֦���ӧڭ̻{�Ѫ��L�h�F Well, there will be at least two that we know of.
�A�����ӷ|�h�ݧڧa? Well, you're going to come and visit me, won't you?
�p�G�A�Q�n���H�ӬݧA, If you wanted visitors,
�̦n�٬O�h��n�������h�� you probably should've moved to south beach.
��.. �p�� Oh... Mikey.
�ڭ̥i��A�]�����ۤF This might be the last time we see each other.
�ڷ|�Q���A�� I'm going to miss you so much.
��,��, �ڤ��|���� No. no, I'm not going to cry.
����v���ػ��L (�ͬ�����j�v) As Martha Stewart says,
���ͬ��߱�F�A when life gets you down,
���N�}�Ӭ���a have a party.
�o�N�O�ڭn������ So that's what I'm going to do.
�ڭn���A��Ӭ��� I'm going to give you a party.
�n, �o�w�@�ӥD�D Okay, we'll need a theme.
�n�@�ӥD�D Need a theme, um...
�i�S�����䪺�H�쩳�������? What the fuck do they have in Portland?
���u�j����? Lumberjacks?
�γ\�Y�ѧگu�|�ӬݬݧA Oh, maybe I will come pay you a visit.
�Ѥ�! �ڷQ��F Oh my god! I've got it.
�k���� Flannel.
�ڭ̳��o��k������l We'll all wear flannel.
���Ӧn�F Oh, that's perfect.
�p�G�A�S���b�� �ٯ�h�� And if you don't have any, you could always borrow some
�V�Y�ɩM�[���g�� from Lindsay and Melanie.
�کO There, I...
�ڤw�g�Pı�n�h�F I feel much better already.
�ڪ����r Oh, my god.
�ڦ��᪺�H�ͱN�|�p���ŵ� My life's going to be so empty.
�A�٦��ڰ�, �ڭ��ೣ���h You still have me. I'm not going anywhere.
�U���� Hurray.
���ܮ� Brian...
���ܮ� Brian!
����, ���ܮ� Brian, wait a second.
�^�a���]�h Go home and pack.
���j�æb�˩O David's taking care of that.
�L...��@�����Ʋz�n�F He's... he's taking care of everything.
�A��F�ǻ������i�S���� ������ What do you plan on doing when you get to fabulous Portland?
�A�]�dzƧ⤰�ᵹ�j�ú� Are you going to leave all that up to David too?
�ڮڥ��Ӥ��ΦҼ{�o�� I haven't had time to think about it.
�ڭ̤@�����o�L�v�U�� You know, we've just been so busy.
���ۥX���L���Ы� �B�z�L���u�@ Leasing his house, and... and taking care of his practice
�汼�L���T�� and shipping his car...
�h�L�����u�L���v Fuck "his".
�u�A�̡v���O�H What about "yours"?
�u�L��, �ޥL�O You know what, fuck it.
�A�R���˫��˧a Do whatever you want.
�L��A�ӻ��ӹ�F He's far too young for you.
�Q���R��? Do you want to dance?
�Ѱ��Y�@��F No, at my advanced years
�ȸ��R�|�L�_���հ��� I might fall and break my hip.
�A�O�A�����n�n�F�n��? Nah, would you stop with the old age shit already?
�A�S���O40�� It's not like you're 40.
�g���ߤW���� What're you doing on friday night?
�g����,�g�� Friday, friday, friday...
�����D�z, �ڪ��O�ФO I don't know, my short- term memory's
�j���p�e�F not what it used to be.
�A�@�N�M�ڤ@�_�h���~�R�|��? Do you wanna come to my prom with me?
�H����? �A�����@�H��? As what? Your chaperone?
�ڪ��R�� As my date.
��..�گu�Q�h Huh... I'd love to.
�u���� Yeah?
���ڪ���§�A�٦b���~������S���^�� But my prom dress is still at the dry cleaners.
�o�F�a Oh, come on.
�A�O�ƤF�٬O�̤F? Are you out of your mind?
�h��Ӥk�Ĥl�a Go and ask some girl.
�ڤ��Q��k�Ĥl I don't want to go with some girl.
�ڷQ���گu�����w���H I want to go with someone I care about.
�ڴN�O���w�Өk�H, �ֺާ�? If that happens to be a guy, who cares?
���, �����O�ڲ{�b�ݭn�� You know, that's just what I need,
�V�i�@��p�����R�|�� to be at a dance with a bunch of fucking 18-year-olds.
�ڥH���A���w��p���IJV�@�_�����O I thought you liked fucking 18-year-olds.
�h�R�@���ݪ� Go buy a corsage...
�e����L�H�a for someone else.
�Y�H�ݰ_�ӡu���D�v�F�@��߰� Somebody looks all fucked out.
���o�S�� Somebody is.
�ݨӬY�H�ݭn�ɥR�I���L�R�� Somebody needs vitamins.
�ӪM�@�� Coffee... over here.
���p�J�M�ڷF�F�@��� Blake and I had sex all night.
�ڥu�ΤF�b�p�� Got a half- hour's sleep.
�o�N�O�ҿסu���ת��дo�v Okay, this is what we call a "high-end" problem.
�u���L �ڤ��O�M�L�� Only it wasn't him I was fucking.
�O�M�ߤF�Ī��L It was some drug.
�Ӧ��O����g�g�۳� Don't look so goddamn smug.
�A�O�諸 �n�� �����F�� You were right, okay? You happy?
�� ���w �ڨS�����a�ֺ� No... Teddy, I'm not happy.
�ګܿ�� I'm sorry.
�ڥL���ӫ��� What the fuck am I going to do?
��²�� �˷R�� Simple, honey.
�ܤF�A���@�� You're going to drink your coffee.
���A�A���o Here's the cream.
�ܧ��N�^�a Then you're going to go home...
�������� And you're going to change the locks.
��L�ڤ����~ �N���S�L�o�ӤH Just shut him out, like he doesn't exist?
�n���o�� �n��A�N�~��۴۴ۤH Well, that or you can keep lying to yourself,
�~�L���Ǥf you know, making excuses for him,
�~�L�C���������q�����w Living in a state of panic every time he disappears,
�����L�O���٬O�� not knowing if he's alive or dead.
�M����L�ש�@���V�a�X�{�� And then when he finally shows up a mess,
�A�~�A�����ϥL�߷��Ӫ_ having the supreme joy of putting him back together again.
�� �ڤ��� I-I... I can't.
�� �ڤ���� I... I can't do that.
-�� �ڡ@�@�@�@�@�@ -�n�a -I just... I just... -Okay.
�n�a �n�a Okay, okay.
���� �٦��ĤG�����i�� Then, um... Then let's try door number two.
�u�����h�h���a�v "Aunt Betty's B & B".
�L�i�H���� He can, uh... He can join the
���h��������@�� long list of lustrous guests.
�N���u�Q���M�ܲ�v�@[�k�l�ֶ�] Like Liz and Lisa.
�p�B Plus, uh...
�o�O�ӫܦn������ It'll be a good test...
�ݥL��R�� to see who he loves more,
�O�A You...
�٬O���ľ� or crystal.
������I Fag!
�A�j�ݪ� ���B Fuck you, Hobbs.
�A�٦n�� You okay?
�Ӧ����V�J What an asshole.
�¤��¦a Thank god
�o���l�A�]������L I won't have to see him again for the rest of my life.
�O�� �άO�o�̪�����H Yeah, or... anyone else here either.
�ڤ��O���A I wasn't talking about you.
�A�h�R�|�� So, are you going to the prom?
�A�}������ Are you kidding?
�ڴN���D I know.
�ڥ��Ӥ]�S����h I wasn't gonna go either,
���L�o�O�@�ئ��H§ but Deb said it was this rite of passage
�p�G���L�� �ڤ@�w�| and if I missed it, then I would
�Ү��ץ� regret it for the
-�ҥH���ܽФF���ܮ� -���|�a -So I asked Brian. -No!
���L�ڵ��F�� He turned me down, though.
�u�Ӧ� Oh, shit!
�A��Q���� Can you imagine?
-�L�n�h�F��L�H�@�w�~�ƤF �@�@�@�@ -�ڪ��D -People's heads would've exploded. -I know.
�@�w�j�֤H�� �N���b�� It would've been the perfect
�u�h�A���� �çO�F�����t��i�h�ǰ|�v "Fuck you and farewell to St. James Academy".
�ګܷQ�A �F�ܩg I missed you, Daph.
�ڤ]�O You too.
�� So...
�ڭ̭Ǥ@�_�h���� How about you and me going together?
�@���R��� Like a date?
�� ���B�ͨ��� Mmm, like friends...
�̦n���B�� Best friends.
�u�O Only...
���A�����F�H Weirdness over?
���藍�|�F Weirdness definitely over.
�n Okay.
�L�ܽЧA�h �o�u�O�ӥi�R�F Oh, I think that's so adorable that he asked you...
���ާA�̦~�֮t�Z���I�j Despite the somewhat questionable difference in your ages
�ƹ�W�L�b���P�W��A�٭n����12�� and the fact that emotionally he's 12 years your senior.
�ڤ��h �ӦѤF Not going. Too old.
�A30���F �ڪ��D Oh, so you're 30. I know,
�ӴݻŤF ���o�O�C�ӤH�������g���� it's so traumatic, but it is something we all go through.
���M�A�ٱo�����B�ଡ��o�ⷳ�� If you're lucky enough to live that long.
���o���칳�@�ɥ���@�˶�? But to carry on like it's the end of your life?
�� It is.
�o�O���s���}�l It's the beginning.
�q���s�����f���ۤv A whole new way of thinking about yourself.
��|�@�إ��s���k�ݷP Feeling a whole new sense of entitlement,
�M���N�P and accomplishment.
�o�ٯu�������ܽK���~���s�i�� That's from the "La Jeunesse" anti-aging commercial.
���s�i���O�ڼg�� I wrote that fucking copy.
�n�a ��ڤޥΤF�j�v���W�� Okay. well, I guess I only quote from the masters. hmm.
���ƹ�]�T��p�� But it's the truth.
�ڴ��ݽK�� ���Y�v I want wrinkles, I want to have grey hair.
���ݻ\�����ک�]�l I want Gus to make me a grandmother.
���ٷQ�M�[���g�@�_�C�C�ܦ� I want to grow old with Melanie.
�A�Q���ڦb�o�̦R�X�Ӷ� Do you want me to puke right here?
�ڤ��n���Y�v�M�K�� I don't want grey hair and wrinkles.
�]���Q���ݷ� I don't want to be a grandfather.
���M�Q And I definitely...
�M�[���g�@�_�ܦ� don't want to grow old with Melanie...
-�Ϊ̨�L����H -���A�Q�n���� -Or anyone else. -What do you want?
�o�� This.
�ܦn�� It's very beautiful.
�]�\�A�O�諸 You know, maybe you're right.
�]�\�ڬO�Ӽy��30������� Maybe I should celebrate turning 30.
���ۤv�R�ӯS�O��§�� Give myself something very special.
�o�N��F Now you're talking.
�j�� �j�� David? David?
-���F �@�@�@-�ڪ��k�����毾Ũ�m�O -What is it? -Where's my plaid flannel?
�ڤ@����b�o�� It used to be right here.
�ڥ��]�F Oh, oh, I packed it.
���ڥh����S���E�|�擄�� What am I supposed to wear to Emmett's party?
�j�a���n��k�����毾�� You're supposed to wear flannel.
�o�� Here.
-�ոճo�� �@�@-�¤F -Try that on. -Thanks.
�@�w�ܾA�X�A You'll look good in that.
�ڬ�Ӻ� �N���A�n�F That's too small on me. You keep it.
�ڤ��n�A���¦�A I don't need your hand-me-downs.
�ڥu�n ���Hť�ڻ��� What I need is... Somebody who listens to me.
���F What?
�ڬO�� Well, to think about...
��i�S����ڭn������ w-what I'm going to do when we get to Portland.
�ڭ̬Ʀ��٨S�Q�L I mean, we haven't even discussed it.
�n�a ���{�b�Q�� Okay, let's discuss it.
�n ��ı�o W-well, I... I thought that, um...
�����Ӥ��|�A��W���u�@�F You know, maybe I wouldn't work at another Big Q,
�ҥH�ڥi��| you know, that maybe I'd, uh...
���ǧ������P������ Um... I-I'd try something totally different.
���s����V You know, a whole new track,
�Ʀܦ^��j�� maybe even go back to college.
�� Um...
�ڮt�I�ѤF Uh... oh, I just remembered,
�ڧi�D�L�n���Ъ��H I told the people that are leasing the house
�ڭ̨��e�|�⯽���ˤW I'd put the screen doors in before we left.
���ڨӧa Oh, I can do it.
�S�� �ڨӴN�n Oh, that's okay. I'll take care of it.
�H�e�C�~���O�� Well, I used to help my mom put
���ڶ��˯����� on the screen doors every year.
�浹�� �ڤ�W�\�ҫܴ� �ٰO�o�� It's okay, I'm good with my hands, remember?
-�� �˷R�� -�ֶi�� �ֶi�� -Hi, honey. -Come in, come in, come in.
�n Okay!
�� �_�� Hi, baby. aww...
�����F�@�n���b�˪L�� I feel like I'm in a fuckin' forest.
�s�D�_�ӳ��L������ It even smells like a fuckin' forest.
�o�O�Q����Q�� That would be the miracle
�a�Ӫ��_�� of pine-scented spray.
�@ �Ѥ� Oh, god!
���@�j�a�S�a��o�̧G�m����_������ It's supposed to be the great northwest, ma.
�n���j�éM�ڤΦ�����s�a���Pı To make David and me feel at home.
�N�t�@�Y���b���O�̩Ԥ@�@�ˤF All we need now is a bear to shit in the woods.
�ڥi�H�ܽСu�H�ջ\�v�� (����) I could ask Big Hairy Al
�j���k�㺸�L�� who works at the manhole to come over.
�L�̷R���T�K�F He's into scat.
�@ �Ѥ� Eww, jesus.
�֮����զ� �p�_�� Cover your ears, sweetheart,
����S�����u���� Your aunty Em is being gross.
���F What?
�A���n��k�����毾 You said wear flannel.
�Ф��\�ڻ� �A�̨�q�ӨS���ݰ_�ӳo�� May I say, you two have never looked more...
�k�H�C�L butch.
�A���]�O Well, neither have you.
�k�����毾 Flannel.
���N�O�Ԥl������� Isn't that lesbian lingerie?
���ڳ�����n ���� Stick a dick in it, would you?
�Ӧn���F I think that's funny.
���ܮ��b�� Where's Brian?
�L�`�O�k�k�ӿ� He's always fashionably late.
�A�M�L�L�S Have you talked to him yet?
�o�P�榳��ղ�����ܡH Are these buttermilk?
�S No.
�@�����ߪ��k�D�H Well, may I suggest,
�ڦ��Ӵ�ij as your hostess for the evening
�֥h�M�L�ͽ� That you do so?
�o�O���O�| ���O�ոѷ| It's a goodbye party, not an intervention.
���O�V�����A���V�n Then the sooner you say goodbye, the better.
���β{�b�N�M�ڧi�O You don't have to say goodbye to me right now.
�ک��Ѥ~�� I'm not leaving till tomorrow.
�ڭ̤��O�b���A �_�� We weren't talking about you, sweetie.
�A�����B�n�F�� So, you all packed?
�O�� �{�b�کҦ����F�賣�ˤW�F�f�� Yeah, my entire life is on a moving van
�V�i�S���}�h�F headed to ��ortland.
�A���O�Q�h�Y�F�a�H You aren't getting cold feet, are you?
�۱q�ڦ��o��H�� I haven't had cold feet
�}�q�ӨS�N�L�@("�}�N" �]�N���h�Y) since I lived here.
�ٰO�o�D�o�r�V�x��� Remember banging on the pipes
�ЪF�~�|���}�x��� so the landlord would turn on some heat?
�`�n�L�h�V�ЪF (bang�]���W�F�ЪF) It's better than banging the landlord.
�o Well...
�˷R�� Well, honey...
�p�G�A����ɭԷQ�^�ӤF �u�n You ever want to come home, you just, um...
�u�n�V�c��T�U�N�i�H�F you just click your heels three times.
��ı�o�ڳ̷Q�����H�@�w�|�O�A �_��H I guess I'll miss you most of all, Scarecrow.
�i�����å� Poor guys.
�L�̨S�Ƨa Are they gonna be all right?
�� �L�̷|�S�ƪ� Yeah, they'll be fine.
�A�O What about you?
�Ѱ� �ڧJ �A�u�O�h�i�S�� For chrissakes, Michael, you're only going to Portland,
�S���O�n�W��y not to the moon.
�p�B�٦��q�ܩM���� They got planes and phones
�i�H�H�ɩ���O that go both ways, honey.
�A�M���J�����H�ɥi�H�L�Ӫ� And you and uncle vic can come and visit any time you want.
���ܭn��Ʈ@ We may take you up on that.
���N���ڻ������� �o�S����j���F�� But like I said, it's no big deal.
�ڤ@�����O�o�� ��a���J Isn't that what I've been saying, Vic?
�o�T��@�����o�� She's been saying that.
�� ��ڤ@�U �S����j���F�� So give me a hug, and that'll be that.
�� Ma?
�A�������}�ڤF�� Are you going to let me go?
�ګܷQ��}�A ���S��k I'd like to sweetheart, but I can't.
����s�S��k What do you mean, you can't?
�ڪ����u�ʼu���F�F My arms won't move.
�� �A�֭n��ڴe���F Ma, you're suffocating me.
�ڤ��O�b���� I'm not fuckin' kidding.
�j�� ���J���� David, uncle Vic?
�n�F ��}�a Oh, okay, okay.
�ڭ̤@�_�ӧ�o�Զ} �ƨ�T Come on, let's give her a pull. On three...
-�L�� �@�@�@-�ڥi�S���ðʧA�ж��̪��F�� - Come here. -I didn't touch anything in your room.
�ڤ��O�n���o�� That's not what I was going to say.
ť�� �ڭn�A���ڭӦ� Look, I need you to do me a favour.
���� �n�ڴN�������� What, disappear?
�ڦ��N����o���@��F I gave up all hope of that happening a long time ago.
�ڧƱ�ڤ��b����l�A�i�H���ڷ��U�ڶ� I need you to take care of my mom while I'm away.
���n���o�u�@�ӳҲ� �٦� You know, make sure she doesn't work too hard, and...
���o�����a�� and help her around the house,
�˭˩U������ and... and take out the trash
�p�G�A�ݨ��o�P��I�� And if you see that she is lonely,
�N�L�h���o���@�|�� just sit with her a while
���o��߸̷Q�����ܻ��X�� and let her talk.
�o�Ǹܥi��A�w�gť�L�ܦh�M�F Even if you've heard it before.
�����ɭԦo�u�O�ݭn�@�ө��ꪺť�� Because sometimes she just needs to know that someone is listening
�ڤ@�w���� I promise.
�ڷR�A���B�ͭ� I love your friends.
�L�̴N���a�H�@�� They are like family.
���O�u���v �L�̴N�O Not "like"; they are.
�]���ڭ̫H������ It's because we trust each other.
�A���H���ڶ� You don't trust me?
���������ڵL�k�H������ Do I have reason not to?
�n�a ť�� �ڭ��٬O All right, look, let's not pretend there isn't a moose
���n�A�����ӥ��F in the middle of the room, okay?
�ڪ��D�A�S���ĤF I know you're using again.
�b�ڶR���A�������ˤf�U�� I found one of your little "favours"
�ڵo�{�F�A���@�~�u�p���N��v in the pocket of the suit I bought you.
�ڭ̻��n�n�ۤ��H���� Huh, talk about trust.
�ڨS�n�䤰�� �O���ۤv���X�Ӫ� I wasn't looking for it. okay, it just fell out.
�A�H�]�n���H�]�n �ڳ����b�G You can believe me or not, I really don't care.
�ڤ@���Q���˨S�ݨ� Since then, I've been trying to pretend I didn't see it.
�u�O �ڰ����� Only, I can't.
�ڤ���ݵۧA�N�o�˧�ۤv���F Not when I see you destroying your life.
�ڮ��ȬO�@�A�I�_ �@�A���A����F I was afraid of disappointing you, of failing again.
���T Well, you have.
�ڤ���M�@�Ӭr�ιL�� And I can't live with an addict.
�ڤ]����M�@�Ӭr�ΰ��R And I can't make love to an addict.
�ڤ@�Q�� And it sickens me
�A��A�ۤv�Ұ����@���N�@�� to think about what you're doing to a person
�ڳo�����ߧA �b�G�A I happen to care a whole lot about
�A�o�o���V�Ϧۤv who obviously cares so little about himself.
�ҥH�ڧO�L��� So I have no choice...
�u���A����F Except to say goodbye.
�ڤ]���Q�o�˪� I don't wanna be like this!
���N�h�٬r�� Then check yourself into rehab.
�n���װ��� Hm. uh, Moose Jerky?
���O ��ڷQ�o�n�}���h�F It's harder than I thought... saying goodbye.
�ڭ̭��N���ٯu�O�@��n�� It's a good thing we're leaving first thing in the morning.
��ڤW �ڧ���������ѱߤW�F Actually, I changed the reservation for tomorrow night.
���� What?
�ڻ��ڧ���������ѱߤW�F I said I changed the reservation till tomorr...
�A������S���i�D�� Why didn't you tell me?
�o�ܭ��n�� Well, does it matter?
�����n�~�� Obviously not.
�ڧJ �o�u�O�@�I�p�ܰ� Well, Michael, it's just a little change of plan.
���٦��@�ǨƱ��S����N�M�� I've just got a few things I gotta clear up...
�ڥi�H���A������ Which I could've helped you with,
�i�O �ڨC�����X�n���A �A���ڵ� Except... every time I offer, you refuse.
�A�C�����n�˦۰ʤ� You have to do everything yourself.
�ڥu�Oı�o I just thought...
�� �A�u�Oı�o�ڨS���B�z�Ʊ�����O No, you just thought I couldn't handle it.
�ڥL�����s�˭ӯ��������| That I can't hang a fucking screen door.
�A�o�O���F What the fuck is wrong with you?
�Aı�o�ڥu�|��b�A������ You just think I'm going to go along,
�ӧA������ do whatever you want,
�Ʀܳs�ɶ��M�覡�]�n���A���� on your terms and your time.
�N���ӫĤl�� �ҽd�ѱC Like a child, or a... or a trophy wife.
����Ʊ����ѧA���D �ӧڥu��b������M You just make all the decisions, and I'll say "yes, dear".
�u���ڭn���ڥͩR�����Ҧ� Only I'm the one giving up everything in my goddamn life.
�]�A�ڪ��a�H �ڪ��B�� My family, my friends,
�ڪ��u�@�h��A�b�@�_ my job to be with you.
�ڤ��o���o���h�� And I have to wonder,
�p�G���@�O�A that if the situation was reversed,
�A�]�|���ڰ��P�˪��Ʊ��� would you have done the same for me?
�ڷQ�ڤw�g���D���פF Well, I guess that's an answer
���� Fuck you!
���� Fuck you!
�V�J Asshole!
�A�L�����b�F���� What the fuck were you doing?
�A�L�����S�b�F����O What the fuck are you doing?
�ڨӬݬݧA������S���ѥ[�ڪ��i�O���� I came here to see why you didn't come to my farewell party.
���� What party?
�O�L�����ڸ˻[�F You know goddamn well.
���F�A�j�a���h�F Everybody was there but you.
�Q�_�ӤF �j�éM�ڧJ���k�����毾Ũ�m�i�O�| Oh, right, David and Michael's "farewell in flannel".
�ڦ��۬��ۤv�i��y���O Well, I've been having a little celebration of my own
�����ڵ��R���T�Q�� in honour of my big three-O.
�N�γo���N��� With this?
���O �e���ۤv�@�ӯS�O��§�� Yeah, to give myself a very special gift.
����S�O�H Like what?
�N�O���ڦۤw�o���l�̴Ϊ����� Like the greatest fucking orgasm of my life.
�ڬݬO�A�o���l�̫᪺����a Try the last fucking orgasm of your life.
�A�i��|�˦��ۤv�� You could kill yourself.
�o�����O���V�|���� Well, that wouldn't be the worst thing that could happen.
�a�ۤ@���a�����h To go out in a blaze of glory,
�N���_�S�P�쥻�]�n�u�q�� 27���۱��^ Like Cobain...
��i���P�}���]�v�P 24�����ס^ James Dean...
�N�̡P��w���J���]�N�L�j�v 28���`�^ Hendrix.
�L�̳��O�ǩ_ They're all legends.
�L�̱N�û��~�� They'll always be young.
�û����إ��Z And they'll always be beautiful.
�L�̤]�û��O���H�F And they'll always be dead.
�u�p�G�`�ȫ_�I �ͩR�٦�����N�q�O�v "life not worth living if you not take risk."
�A����o�� You're not going through with it.
�p�G�ڷQ���粿�����ʷR���ַP If I want to experience the joys of scarfing,
���S�L�������A����� what the hell business is it of yours?
�o���M���ڪ��ƤF It's my business
�]�����Ӧ����M��k�u 'cause I'm the one who'll get the call
�o�{�A�k�_�����鱾�b�٤W that the god- damn cleaning lady's found you
ĵ��q�ܧ䪺�H�֩w�O�� hanging from the rafters with a fucking boner.
���� �ڧJ Ah... fuck you, Michael.
�h�A�� Fuck you.
�A������D�n�}�a�@���O Why do you always have to ruin everything?
�}�a �ڳo�O�b�ϧA���R Ruin? I'm saving you! ah?
�N������P���ıϤF�P�ڶ����@�� Just like Toby Harper saved captain Astro
�b�m�P�ڶ����n��231�� in issue 231 of Astro comics.
���ɬP�ڶ����{���ۤv When captain astro thought that
���h�F�Ҧ����W��O he'd lost all of his super power
�Ѱ� �A�ӥi�d�F God, you are so pathetic.
�� �i�d���O�A No, you are!
�A���D�����D�A�٬O�y�O�Q���ܡH Don't you know that you still have your powers?
�A�������y�O All your powers.
�A�û������|���h�� And you always will.
���ާA�O18���٬O30�� Whether you're 18 or you're 30,
50�� �Ʀ�100�� or you're 50, or you're 100.
�A�N�û��O���~�� You will always be young
�]�N�û����ص��N And you will always be beautiful.
�A�i�O�L�����u���ܮ��P�֥��v�� You're Brian Kinney, for fuck's sake!
�o��u�@�H���n���ܤ��� Well, the staff seems very nice.
���ܼ��� They're really helpful.
�T�� They do.
�L�̻��L�̥i�H�H�ɺ����A���n�D They said you can get anything you want, anytime.
-���ѳ����s�������� �@�@�@�@�@�@�@�@�@-������ - You know, they got snacks all day... - That's good.
�p�G�A������ݭn���� �u�n Yeah. And if you need anything, you just, um...
�ڷ|�� I... I will.
�ڷQ�A���D Look, I-I... I want you to know
�ڦ��h�}�� how happy...
���u�}�ߡv���ӫ�� Well... happy's not the right word.
���O�}�� �O�P�E Not happy, but uh... grateful
�M�e�� and relieved
�A��o�� I am that you're doing this.
�o���O���F�ڭ� ��a Well, it's for us, right?
�� Right.
���� So...
-�ڭ̱ߤW�� �@�@�@�@�@�@-�ߤW�� - I'll see you tonight? - Tonight.
��F �٦��@��� Oh, one more thing before I forget...
�ڷQ�A�i��|�Qť�o�� Huh, thought you might like to listen to that.
�u����k�v "La traviata".
-�A�̷R���q�@ �@�@�@�@�@-�O�� �o�ӬO - Your favourite opera. - Yeah, it's...
�ڰߤ@���D���q�@ the only opera that... I know.
�u�O Except...
�A���O���������ɭԥL�̤S�b�@�_�F you said at the end they get back together
�ӥB�ۤF�ܦh�ج����X�� and sing many glorious duets.
�o�����Ӧb�̧a Guess that's the sequel.
����k2 "Traviata 2".
�Ҽ{��A���P�� Considering how you feel,
��ı�o�A���n�h����n I think it's probably a good idea that you not go.
�Aı�o����n You think it's a good idea.
�Ѥ� �ڧJ �A�ٷQ���ڻ����� For Chris' sakes, Michael, what do you want me to say?
���u�ڭ̳�ı�o�v �p�G�A�����o�˻� "We think." You know, if you used the word occasionally
�A�i��w�g�ߺD�F you might actually get used to it.
�ܩ���O�A�ۤvı�o�o�D�N���Ӧn�� You're the one who's obviously decided it's not a good idea.
�u�O�o�����O���� Only this time it's not about screen doors
�]���O���Z �o���O���ܮ� or changing flights. This time it's about Brian.
�p�G�A���쪾�D�L�������� If you knew he wasn't leaving,
�A���藍�|�����M�ڤ@�_�h�� you would've never agreed to go.
���O�� �j�� No, David.
�A���ӫܰ������D �o���M�L�L�� You'll be happy to know, this time it's not about him.
�O�A It's about you.
�����W�N�n�ӤF The car'll be here any minute.
�ڥi�H�e�A�h������ I can take you to the airport.
�ڪ��D ���L�̦n���n I know you can, but I'd rather you didn't.
�ܦn �A���F�� Okay, fine. Have it your way.
�ڻ��F�� The way I always do?
���O���˪� That's not what I was going to say.
��p I'm sorry.
�ڧi�D�L�A�h�֦��F How many times have I told you,
�A���ݭn�@���D�p�� �ڧJ You don't have to keep apologizing, Michael?
�ڪ��D �i�O I know I don't, but...
�t�~ Aside from that...
���ӬO�ڭn�D�p�� I'm the one that should be apologizing to you.
�ܩ�p�ڨS���Ҽ{��A���P�� I'm sorry I disregarded your feelings,
�ܩ�p�ڦۧ@�D�i that I didn't include you in the decisions,
�Q���A�M�ڤ@�_�� �٦� �� that I expected you to come, and, no...
�ڤ��T�w�گవ��A�Ұ��� I'm not sure that I could do the same.
�ܷP�§A���D�p ���L Well, I appreciate that, but that's...
�ڭn�������O�o�� That's not what I was going to say.
�ڪ��H�ͫ��L It's not up to you
���ӬO�A�ӨM�w to decide what I should do with my life.
�O�ڦۤv�ӨM�w That's up to me.
�p�G�ڤ��ۤv�M�w ���N�O�ڪ��� And if I didn't do it, then it's my fault.
�ӥB And...
�]�\�U�@�������� maybe next time I should just...
���Q�M�� I should think things through
�A���� more clearly befond I say yes.
�ڧƱ�A����ܥD�N Well, I hope you'll decide to change your mind.
�p�G�A�Q�Ӫ��� And if you do... �ڷ|���A I'll be waiting.
�o�@�� And this time,
����A�ӨM�w�F On your time... and your terms.
�U�� �Ъ`�N Attention, everyone.
�ٰO�o���W�Ө��� Remember that cute little twink
��۵u��T��M�g�m�Ǫ� in the midriff-t and fatigues
�i�R�p���� who went up the stairs?
���� �Ьݬݲ{�b�O�֨��U�ӤF Well, just take a look at who is coming down.
�ھa �����k�� Holy shit, sunshine!
�֯�Q��O Well, what do ya know?
�p�����{�b�ܦ� The little chicken's become
���v�v��������j�����F (cock�t������) cock-of-the-walk.
�˷R�� �A�ݤW�h �ܬ� Sweetheart, you look... beautiful.
�Ѥ� �s�ڳ��Q�l�A�F Jesus, I could go for you myself.
���A�o���L�F�ڳo�� If I don't beat you to him.
�u�����۫H�A��ñ�W�����a�ӤF I can't believe you brought your autograph book with you.
�A���|�ƨ�b�٬r�ҥi��J���� Well, you never know who you might see in rehab.
�A�n �ڭ̬O�Ӭݱ楬�p�J�P���A�_�� Hi, uh, we're here to visit with Blake Wyzecki.
��p ���p�J�ۤv��X�|�F Sorry, Blake checked himself out.
�L �L���ѤU�Ȥ~���i�Ӫ��� He just... he just checked himself in this afternoon.
�L���F He's gone.
�o�⤰�� �A�� W-what... what, you just let
�����f�H�H�K�X�|���� people leave when ever they want?
�o�̬O���@�� �ڭ̤���G�O�H�d�U�� It's a voluntary commitment, we can't force people to stay.
�L�����L�n�h���� Did he say where he was going?
�L �L���d���� Did he... did he leave a message?
�A�O���w�� Are you Ted?
�O�� That's right.
�o�O�L�d���A�� He left this for you.
�A���O���A�������|�Ӥ@�� I thought you said you wouldn't be caught dead
�����F�p���Y���a��� in a room full of 18-year-olds.
�ڷQ�����ӭ��s����@�U�~�����Pı I thought I'd recapture my lost youth.
�A�ݰ_�ӫܻ� �F�ܩg You look hot, Daphne.
�ڳ��Q�W�A�F I'd fuck you.
�A �A�]�O ���ܮ� Uh, you... you too, Brian.
�����N��R��ɵ��ڤ@�|�a Mind if I borrow your date?
�u�A�i�H�R�@���v You can dance
�u�M���Ӿ����A���k�H���R�v Every dance with the guy who gives you the eye
�u���L���֩�ۧA�v Let him hold you tight
�u�A�i�H�L���v You can smile every smile
�u�墨�Ӧb�a�դ��U�U�v for the man who held your hand
�u�A�⪺�k�H�L���v neath the pale moonlight
�u���O�O�ѰO�O�ֱa�A�^�a�v but don't forget who's taking you home
�u�A�S���ݩ�֪��h��v and in whose arms you're gonna be
�u�˷R�� ��̫�@��R�d���ڡv so darling save the last dance for me
�u�ڪ��D�v Oh I know
�u�o���ֹ��O�{�{�����s���˰ʤH�v that the music's fine like sparkling wine
�u�h�ɨɪ�˦~�اa�v go and have your fun
�u�w�� �q�ۡv laugh and sing
�u�����ڤ��b�A����v but while we're apart
�u���n��A���ߥ浹�O�H�v don't give your heart to anyone
�u�O�ѰO�O�ֱa�A�^�a�v but don't forget who's taking you home
�u�A�S���ݩ�֪��h��v and in whose arms you're gonna be
�u�˷R�� ��̫�@��R�d���ڡv so darling save the last dance for me
�u�_�� ���D�A�����D�ڦp���R�A�v baby don't you know I love you so
�u�ڭ̬۾֮����D�A�Pı����v can't you feel it when we touch
�u�ڥû����|���A���h�v I will never, never let you go
�u�ڬO�p���R�A�v I love you oh so much
�u�A�i�H���R�v you can dance
�u�������]�ɱ��R�� �i�������ɡv go and carry on till the night is gone
�u�A�Ӧ^��ڪ�����v and it's time to go
�u�p�G�L�ݧA�v if he asks
�u�O�_�W�ۤ@�H �O�_�i�H�a�A�^�a�v if you're all alone can he take you home
�u�A�@�w�n�����v you must tell him no
�u�O�ѰO�O�ֱa�A�^�a�v cause don't forget who's taking you home
�u�A�S���ݩ�֪��h��v and in whose arms you're gonna be
�u�˷R�� ��̫�@��R�d���ڡv so darling save the last dance for me
�u�O�ѰO�O�ֱa�A�^�a�v cause don't forget who's taking you home
�u�A�S���ݩ�֪��h��v and in whose arms you're gonna be
�u�˷R�� ��̫�@��R�d���ڡv so darling save the last dance for me
�u��̫�@��R�d���ڡv save the last dance for me
�u��̫�@��R�d���ڡv save the last dance for me
�u��̫�@��R�d���ڡv save the last dance for me
�u��̫�@��v save the last...
������476����Z�{�b�}�l�n�� American airlines flight 476 now boarding at gate...
�p�j �p�j Stewardess? Stewardess,
990��Z�_���F�� Has flight 990 left yet?
�L�̤w�g�}�l�n���F �b39���n���f I believe they've already started boarding. Gate 39.
�Q���W�������� �A�o���I�F If you want to make it, you'd better hurry.
�u�O�ѰO�O�ֱa�A�^�a �v Don't forget who's taking you home
�u�A�S���ݩ�֪��h��v And in whose arms you're gonna be
�A�ݨ�L�̪������F�� Did you see their faces?
�ڭ̵��F�L�̤@���ר����Ѫ����~�R�| Yeah, we gave 'em a prom they'll never forget.
�ڤ]���|�Ѫ� Me neither.
�o�O�ڤ@�ͤ��̴Ϊ��@�ߤF It's the best night of my life.
�N�⥦�L�i���Ħa���� Yeah, even if it was ridiculously romantic.
�^�Y�� Later.
�^�Y�� Later.
�봵�� Justin!
�Ѥ� �ھa God... dammit!
���n ���n No-no-no-no- no-no-no-no-no.
�Ѥ� God!
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