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- * ONE, TWO, THREE...
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* ONE, TWO, THREE, FOUR,
FIVE, SIX *
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* TAKE IT, DUDE
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*
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* ONE, TWO, THREE
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* GO, GO
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[dance music]
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*
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* TAKE ME HIGHER
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* TAKE ME HIGHER
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* TAKE ME HIGHER
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* TAKE ME HIGHER
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- THE THING
YOU NEED TO KNOW IS,
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IT'S ALL ABOUT SEX.
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IT'S TRUE.
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IN FACT, THEY SAY MEN THINK
ABOUT SEX EVERY 28 SECONDS.
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OF COURSE, THAT'S STRAIGHT MEN.
WITH GAY MEN IT'S EVERY 9.
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YOU CAN BE AT THE SUPERMARKET
OR THE LAUNDROMAT
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OR BUYING A FABULOUS SHIRT
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WHEN SUDDENLY YOU FIND YOURSELF
CHECKING OUT SOME HOT GUY.
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HOTTER THAN THE ONE YOU SAW
LAST WEEKEND
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OR WENT HOME WITH
THE NIGHT BEFORE,
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WHICH EXPLAINS
WHY WE'RE ALL AT BABYLON
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AT 1:00 IN THE MORNING
INSTEAD OF AT HOME IN BED.
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BUT WHO WANTS TO BE AT HOME
IN BED?
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ESPECIALLY ALONE,
WHEN YOU CAN BE HERE,
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KNOWING THAT AT ANY MOMENT
YOU MIGHT SEE "HIM,"
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THE MOST BEAUTIFUL MAN
WHO EVER LIVED.
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THAT IS,
UNTIL TOMORROW NIGHT.
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*
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BY THE WAY, THAT'S ME, 6'1,"
46-INCH CHEST,
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16-INCH BICEPS,
28-INCH WAIST.
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A VERITABLE GOD...
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I WISH.
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OKAY, THAT'S ME.
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MICHAEL NOVOTNY,
THE SEMI-CUTE
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"BOY NEXT DOOR" TYPE.
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29, 5'10," 140, 9-1/2 CUT;
ALL RIGHT, SO I EXAGGERATE,
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BUT LIKE, WHO'S TOLD THE TRUTH
SINCE THEY INVENTED CYBERSEX?
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*
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- WHEN DID '70s NIGHT
BECOME '80s NIGHT?
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- I REMEMBER THIS SONG
FROM HIGH SCHOOL.
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TALK ABOUT FEELING ANCIENT.
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- SPEAK FOR YOURSELF, HONEY.
I WAS A MERE CHILD.
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- THOSE ARE MY TWO BUDDIES,
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TED AND EMMETT.
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- GIVE ME THOSE DIVAS OF DISCO
ANY DAY.
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GLORIA GAYNOR.
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- DONNA SUMMER.
- AND MISS ALICIA BRIDGES.
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* I LOVE THE NIGHT LIFE
- OH!
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all: * I LIKE TO BOOGIE
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* ON THE DISCO ROUND
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* AH-H-H-H
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- OH...MY GOD.
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HAVE YOU EVER SEEN ANYTHING
MORE BEAUTIFUL?
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- VENICE, AT SUNSET.
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- FINE, YOU GO DOWN
THE GRAND CANAL,
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I'LL GO DOWN ON HIM.
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- OOH...
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- EMMETT CAN BE
A LITTLE CAMPY.
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OKAY, A LOT CAMPY.
BUT YOU GOT TO ADMIT,
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THESE DAYS,
IT TAKES REAL GUTS
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TO BE A QUEEN IN A WORLD
FULL OF COMMONERS.
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- THE PROBLEM WITH PERFECTION
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IS ITS INABILITY
TO RECOGNIZE
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ANYTHING LESS PERFECT
THAN ITSELF.
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- IN OTHER WORDS,
YOU HIT ON HIM,
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AND HE TURNED YOU DOWN.
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- YEAH.
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- TED'S THIS REALLY
SMART GUY,
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AND HE'S GOT
A REALLY BIG HEART.
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ONLY, NOBODY HERE IS INTERESTED
IN THE SIZE OF THAT ORGAN.
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- WHY AM I WASTING MY TIME
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STARING AT A BUNCH
OF OVER-PUMPED PRINCESSES
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WITH IQs SMALLER
THAN THEIR WAIST...
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JESUS, LOOK AT HIM.
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- LIKE I SAID,
IT'S ALL ABOUT SEX.
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EXCEPT WHEN
YOU'RE HAVING IT.
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AND THEN IT'S ALL ABOUT,
"WILL HE STAY? WILL HE GO?
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HOW AM I DOING?
WHAT AM I DOING?"
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UNLESS, OF COURSE,
YOU'RE BRIAN KINNEY.
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AND THEN IT'S, "WHO GIVES
A FUCK WHAT YOU THINK?
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YOU'RE LUCKY TO HAVE ME."
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*
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I'LL GET BRIAN.
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*
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*
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[men moaning]
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HEY, TODD, HOW'S IT GOING?
- FINE.
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[music, whooping in background]
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- WE NEED TO GO.
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WE WANT TO EAT.
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- I'M JUST GOING TO GIVE HIM
MY NUMBER.
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- WHAT'D YOU DO,
WRITE IT ON YOUR DICK?
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HOW LONG IS THIS GOING
TO TAKE?
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- TEN MINUTES.
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TOPS.
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- [scoffs]
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[chatter and laughter]
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- HMM, BRUNO.
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LOVE YOUR OUTFIT.
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NOT EVERYONE CAN WEAR
TANGERINE.
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- HOW LONG ARE WE GOING TO WAIT?
I'VE GOT TO WORK IN THE MORNING.
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- WHO DOESN'T?
HE SAID HE'D BE RIGHT OUT.
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- YEAH, WE'VE ALL
HEARD THAT BEFORE.
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- THIS IS SOME GREAT SYSTEM
HE'S GOT.
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HE GETS TO PARTY ALL NIGHT
AND YOU DRIVE HIM HOME.
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- IT'S NO BIG DEAL, OKAY?
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- MM. DON'T LOOK NOW BUT, UH,
SOMEBODY'S WATCHING.
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- OH, HIM. HE HAS BEEN
CRUISING ME ALL NIGHT.
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- MM, PLAYING HARD TO GET.
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I LOVE THAT IN A MAN.
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- NOT PLAYING,
JUST NOT INTERESTED.
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- CHECK OUT
THAT BUBBLE BUTT.
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AND THAT BASKET.
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ENOUGH IN THERE FOR THE BIG,
BAD WOLF.
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- WOULD YOU QUIT STARING?
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THERE'S MORE TO A GUY
THAN HIS COCK SIZE.
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- HMM.
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- LOOK AT THAT!
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- OR HIS PERFECTLY-SHAPED ASS.
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[laughter]
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- WHICH IS WHY YOU READ
ALL THOSE COMIC BOOKS
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WITH THOSE SUPERHEROES
IN THEIR LITTLE TIGHTS--
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FOR THE PLOT.
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- I TOLD YOU,
I AM NOT INTERESTED.
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- WELL, MAYBE JUST FOR ONCE
YOU SHOULD BE.
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SHOW A CERTAIN SOMEONE
HE'S NOT THE ONLY ONE
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WHO CAN SCORE.
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- * WHERE'S MY LOVER
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* WHERE IS MY LOVE TONIGHT
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* WHERE'S MY LOVER
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* WHERE IS MY LOVE TONIGHT
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* WHOO OOH OOH OOH
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* YEAH
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*
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* WHOA OH OH
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* HMM
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- 'SCUSE ME.
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UH, COULD YOU TELL ME,
LIKE,
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WHERE'S A GOOD PLACE TO GO?
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- DEPENDS WHAT
YOU'RE LOOKING FOR.
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YOU WANT TWINKIES,
GO TO BOYTOY.
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YOU WANT LEATHER,
GO TO THE MEATHOOK.
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IF YOU WANT SNOTTY,
CONCEITED ASSHOLES
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WHO THINK THEY'RE BETTER THAN
EVERYBODY ELSE, TRY PISTOL.
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IT'S KIND OF LATE TO BE OUT,
THOUGH, ISN'T IT?
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ESPECIALLY ON A SCHOOL NIGHT.
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WHY DON'T YOU COME HOME
WITH ME, HUH?
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- NO THANKS.
- [chuckles]
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GO ON HOME TO YOUR MOMMY.
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GO ON.
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[indistinct chatter]
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- THAT WAS QUICK.
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- WELL, WHEN YOU'VE HAD AS MUCH
PRACTICE AS HE'S HAD...
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- I GOT BORED.
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- I KNOW. GETTING YOUR DICK
SUCKED CAN BE SO TEDIOUS.
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- WELL, HE LOOKED
PRETTY HOT TO ME.
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- ANYBODY WOULD
LOOK HOT TO YOU.
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- AND THAT'S
WHEN IT HAPPENED.
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WHEN HE CAME ALONG.
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[techno music]
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*
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- HOW'S IT GOING?
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YOU HAD A BUSY NIGHT?
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- JUST, UH, CHECKING OUT
THE BARS, YOU KNOW?
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BOYTOY, MEATHOOK.
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- THE MEATHOOK?
REALLY?
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SO YOU'RE INTO LEATHER?
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- SURE.
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- WHERE YOU HEADED?
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- NO PLACE SPECIAL.
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- I CAN CHANGE THAT.
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- HEY!
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HEY! WHAT ABOUT US?
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- YOU CAN RIDE WITH TED.
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- THANKS A LOT.
- ASSHOLE!
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- WELL, IF IT ISN'T MISS
RIDING HOOD AND HER BIG BASKET.
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- FIND SOMEONE ELSE TO STALK.
I'M NOT INTERESTED.
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GO HOME.
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- COMING IN?
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- HMM?
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OH, YEAH.
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- SHUT THE DOOR.
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- THIS IS A...
REALLY NICE PLACE.
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I LIKE YOUR KITCHEN.
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- DO YOU LIKE SPECIAL K?
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- IT'S OKAY.
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I LIKE CHEERIOS BETTER.
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- I DON'T MEAN THE KIND YOU EAT
WITH BANANAS.
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MY DISCO-PHARMACOLOGIST
COOKS THIS UP FOR ME.
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- I'M REALLY ALLERGIC
TO A LOT OF DRUGS.
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THE DOCTOR GAVE ME
PENICILLIN ONCE--
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NEARLY KILLED ME.
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AND...
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TYLENOL.
- TYLENOL?
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NO ONE'S ALLERGIC TO TYLENOL.
TYLENOL'S WHAT THEY GIVE YOU
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WHEN YOU'RE ALLERGIC
TO EVERYTHING ELSE.
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- OH.
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- WELL, UH, CODEINE.
CODEINE'S THE WORST.
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LIKE, I GET DIARRHEA
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AND START VOMITING
UNCONTROLLABLY AT THE SAME TIME.
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- WELL, WE'LL MAKE SURE AND KEEP
THAT ONE ON THE TOP SHELF.
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OUT OF REACH.
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*
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SO ARE YOU COMING OR GOING?
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OR COMING AND THEN GOING?
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OR COMING AND STAYING?
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*
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- * LOVE
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* JOY
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* MAN
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* BOY
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* LOVE
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* JOY
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* MAN
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* BOY
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*
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* LOVE
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* JOY
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* HEY
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* BOY
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* WALK AWAY
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* IF YOU KNOW
WHAT'S GOOD FOR YOU *
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* LEAVE TODAY
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- OHH!
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- * FOR THE HELL
I'LL PUT YOU THROUGH *
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* WHAT YOU SAY
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* CAN'T EXPLAIN WHAT IT IS
YOU GIVE ME *
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* IF I LEAVE TODAY
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* THERE'LL BE NO MORE
DEEP INSIDE ME *
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* I WILL TAKE YOUR HEART
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* TAKE IT OVER THE EDGE
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* TOO YOUNG TO...
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- THANK YOU FOR THE LIFT.
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- SEE YA.
- BYE.
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- OH, MY GOD, LOOK.
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HE MUST HAVE FOLLOWED US.
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- CHRIST, THAT'S JUST
WHAT I NEED.
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- HONEY, IT'S WHAT
WE ALL NEED.
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HEY! WHEN WAS THE LAST TIME
YOU GOT LAID?
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MY POINT EXACTLY.
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IF YOU CAN'T REMEMBER,
THEN IT'S TIME.
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NOW, WHERE ARE YOUR MANNERS?
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GO, UH, GO INVITE
THE GENTLEMAN IN
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WHILE I MAKE SURE
NONE OF MY FINE WASHABLES
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ARE HANGING IN THE TUB.
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[panting]
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[moaning]
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- DON'T COME YET.
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- UHH, I'LL TRY.
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[groaning]
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STOP.
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[panting]
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- SO WHAT DO YOU LIKE TO DO?
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- DO?
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I DON'T KNOW.
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WATCH TV, PLAY TOMB RAIDER.
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- [chuckles]
I MEAN IN BED.
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- OH.
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THIS IS FINE.
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- ARE YOU A TOP OR A BOTTOM?
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- TOP...
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AND BOTTOM.
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- OH, YOU'RE VERSATILE,
THEN.
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- AND AMBIDEXTROUS...
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WHICH WAS REALLY CONFUSING
AT FIRST
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'CAUSE I COULD NEVER FIGURE OUT
WHICH HAND TO THROW WITH.
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- DO YOU LIKE TO RIM?
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- SURE.
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I LOVE IT.
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- GREAT.
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GO TO IT.
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WELL?
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- UM, WHAT EXACTLY
DO YOU MEAN?
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[phone rings]
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- YEAH?
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WHAT?
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- [gasping]
- WHEN?
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- OHH.
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- ARE YOU KIDDING ME?
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NO, OF COURSE
YOU'RE NOT KIDDING ME.
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WHEN DID IT HAPPEN?
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WHY DIDN'T YOU CALL ME?
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WELL, OF COURSE I WAS OUT.
I CAN'T BELIEVE IT.
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- [grunting]
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AGH! AHH!
- SHIT!
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JESUS CHRIST!
I TOLD YOU NOT TO.
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- I TRIED.
I'M SORRY.
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- ALL OVER MY NEW DUVET.
- I TRIED, I TRIED.
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- THANK YOU VERY MUCH.
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- OH, IT'LL WASH OUT,
WON'T IT?
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I MEAN, YOU SHOULD SEE
MY SHEETS AT HOME.
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- JUST SOME KID.
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WHAT'S YOUR NAME AGAIN?
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- JUSTIN.
- JUSTIN.
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I'LL BE RIGHT THERE.
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- OOH, DON'T MIND ME.
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JUST, UH, CAN'T SLEEP
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WITHOUT MY MILK AND OREOS.
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- THAT'S MY FRIEND EMMETT.
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HE'S STAYING WITH ME
TEMPORARILY
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SINCE THE HOOKER WHO LIVED
DOWN THE HALL FROM HIM
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BURNED HIS APARTMENT BUILDING
DOWN TWO YEARS AGO.
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- TWO YEARS IS A LONG TIME
TO BE TEMPORARY.
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- AND YET IT HASN'T INTERFERED
WITH MY LOVE LIFE.
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WHICH, I SUPPOSE, SAYS A LOT
ABOUT MY LOVE LIFE.
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- DO YOU MIND
IF WE SKIP THE BACK STORY
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AND CUT TO THE CHASE?
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IT'S ALMOST 2:00
IN THE MORNING.
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- YOU HAVE A GREAT ASS.
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- OH, YEAH?
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OHH.
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SO DO YOU.
IT'S REALLY...
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FIRM.
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- IT'S CALLED "THE BUTT."
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I GOT IT IN A CATALOGUE.
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[phone rings]
16:31.224 --> 16:32.492
- PARTS DEPARTMENT.
16:32.525 --> 16:34.627
- MELANIE CALLED.
IT'S HAPPENED.
16:34.661 --> 16:36.096
- WHAT? OH MY GOD!
WHEN?
16:36.129 --> 16:38.231
- I DON'T KNOW, I HAD
MY DAMN CELL PHONE OFF.
16:38.265 --> 16:40.133
I'M PICKING YOU UP
IN TWO MINUTES.
16:40.167 --> 16:42.369
NOW? I...
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KIND OF GOT MY HANDS FULL.
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- "THE BULGE."
16:46.706 --> 16:49.109
YOU ORDER BOTH,
YOU GET A DISCOUNT.
16:49.142 --> 16:50.443
- WHO'S THAT?
16:50.477 --> 16:51.644
- UH, NO ONE.
16:51.678 --> 16:53.780
- MIKEY, YOU'VE GOT SOMEONE
THERE WITH YOU.
16:53.813 --> 16:55.282
- I CAN'T BELIEVE IT.
16:55.315 --> 16:56.683
- YOU SHOULD ONLY BE HERE.
16:56.716 --> 16:58.451
- FORGET ABOUT IT,
DON'T LET ME BOTHER YOU.
16:58.485 --> 17:00.287
FUCK THE SHIT OUT OF HIM.
17:00.320 --> 17:02.355
- NO, WAIT. PICK ME UP.
I'M--I'M READY.
17:02.389 --> 17:03.623
NOW.
17:04.857 --> 17:06.526
- WE GOING TO DO THIS
OR NOT?
17:06.559 --> 17:09.129
- I AM REALLY, REALLY SORRY.
17:09.162 --> 17:12.065
UM, A FRIEND OF MINE NEEDS ME.
IT'S AN EMERGENCY.
17:12.099 --> 17:14.234
- SHIT. AFTER ALL THAT?
- I KNOW.
17:14.267 --> 17:15.635
I PROMISE
WE'LL RESCHEDULE THOUGH.
17:15.668 --> 17:17.604
NO IFs, ANDs OR...
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- WHAT'S GOING ON?
- EVERYTHING.
17:23.310 --> 17:25.212
COME ON, GET UP.
YOU GOTTA GO.
17:25.245 --> 17:26.546
- WHERE?
- HOME.
17:26.579 --> 17:28.115
- I CAN'T GO HOME NOW.
MY--
17:28.148 --> 17:29.682
MY PARENTS THINK I'M STAYING
AT A FRIEND'S.
17:29.716 --> 17:31.151
- YOU LIVE
WITH YOUR PARENTS?
17:31.184 --> 17:32.552
- WELL, I'M STILL IN SCHOOL.
17:32.585 --> 17:34.754
I MEAN, COLLEGE.
17:34.787 --> 17:37.257
- WHAT YEAR ARE YOU IN?
- JUNIOR.
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SOPHOMORE. BETWEEN MY JUNIOR
AND SOPHOMORE YEAR.
17:39.859 --> 17:41.161
- HOW OLD ARE YOU?
17:41.194 --> 17:44.564
- 21.
17:44.597 --> 17:47.167
- WHAT YEAR WERE YOU BORN?
17:47.200 --> 17:48.768
- 1979.
17:48.801 --> 17:50.837
- BULLSHIT. YOU HAD TO THINK
BEFORE YOU ANSWERED THAT.
17:50.870 --> 17:53.273
HOW OLD ARE YOU REALLY?
17:53.306 --> 17:57.177
- 20.
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19.
18:01.681 --> 18:02.582
18.
18:02.615 --> 18:05.518
- WELL, WHAT IS THIS,
A MISSILE LAUNCH?
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- 17.
- [sighs]
18:07.520 --> 18:10.823
WHAT IS WITH KIDS TODAY?
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- WE JUST WANT TO GET LAID,
LIKE EVERYBODY ELSE.
18:13.693 --> 18:15.828
- HAVE YOU EVER
BEEN WITH ANYONE BEFORE?
18:15.862 --> 18:17.597
- SURE.
18:17.630 --> 18:21.334
WELL, NOT EXACTLY.
18:21.368 --> 18:23.303
THIS IS SORT OF MY FIRST.
18:24.637 --> 18:26.806
- I FIGURED.
18:26.839 --> 18:28.241
KIND OF YOUNG,
AREN'T YOU?
18:30.277 --> 18:32.679
WELL, I WAS 14
MY FIRST TIME.
18:32.712 --> 18:34.781
- THAT'S REALLY YOUNG.
- WITH MY GYM TEACHER.
18:34.814 --> 18:36.483
- I BET HE WAS SOME OLD PERV.
18:36.516 --> 18:41.688
- THAT OLD PERV WAS PROBABLY
THE SAME AGE THAT I AM NOW.
18:41.721 --> 18:44.591
IT WAS AFTER SCHOOL
IN THE LOCKER ROOMS.
18:44.624 --> 18:46.726
[sighs]
HE WAS TAKING A SHOWER.
18:46.759 --> 18:48.595
I WENT BACK FOR SOMETHING.
18:48.628 --> 18:50.863
A BOOK, MY JOCKSTRAP...
18:50.897 --> 18:54.234
I DON'T REMEMBER.
18:54.267 --> 18:57.304
ANYWAY, THERE HE WAS,
ALL NAKED, SOAPING HIMSELF.
18:57.337 --> 18:59.172
HE SAW ME THERE,
18:59.206 --> 19:01.941
A BIG BONER
UNDER MY CHINOS.
19:01.974 --> 19:03.910
[chuckles]
19:03.943 --> 19:06.613
SHIT. I WALKED
RIGHT INTO THE SHOWERS
19:06.646 --> 19:07.780
WITH ALL MY CLOTHES ON.
19:07.814 --> 19:08.781
- NO.
19:08.815 --> 19:10.217
- GOT DOWN ON MY KNEES
19:10.250 --> 19:11.918
AND SUCKED HIM OFF
RIGHT THERE.
19:11.951 --> 19:13.786
- HE LET YOU?
19:13.820 --> 19:16.323
- LET ME?
19:16.356 --> 19:17.490
HE LOVED IT.
19:17.524 --> 19:19.792
- I BET YOU WERE SCARED.
19:19.826 --> 19:23.930
- WELL, I GUESS WE'RE ALL
A LITTLE SCARED OUR FIRST TIME.
19:29.502 --> 19:31.838
BUT I DON'T REMEMBER
ANYMORE.
19:36.943 --> 19:39.446
[car approaching,
horn honking]
19:39.479 --> 19:41.514
[tires squeal]
19:46.753 --> 19:47.887
- YOU BROUGHT HIM?
19:47.920 --> 19:49.922
- HE'S GOT NOWHERE TO GO.
19:49.956 --> 19:51.324
GET IN.
19:52.425 --> 19:53.993
- JEEZ.
19:54.026 --> 19:56.996
[techno music]
19:57.029 --> 20:05.204
*
20:19.352 --> 20:20.853
- OH, MY GOD.
20:20.887 --> 20:22.555
- SAY HELLO TO YOUR SON.
20:22.589 --> 20:25.525
[baby cooing]
20:25.558 --> 20:27.627
- WELL, GO ON.
20:35.034 --> 20:36.536
- WHEN DID IT START?
20:36.569 --> 20:38.338
- AROUND 7:00.
20:38.371 --> 20:40.873
- SIX HOURS LATER,
THERE HE WAS.
20:40.907 --> 20:43.009
- OH, I WISH
I COULD HAVE BEEN HERE.
20:43.042 --> 20:45.345
HOW OFTEN DO I GET
TO SEE SNATCH?
20:45.378 --> 20:46.879
- [scoffs]
- [chuckles]
20:46.913 --> 20:49.048
LOOKS JUST LIKE YOU.
20:49.081 --> 20:52.018
- I GUESS HE MUST BE
MINE THEN.
20:52.051 --> 20:54.387
- WANT TO HOLD HIM?
20:56.623 --> 20:58.057
- OKAY, CAREFUL.
DON'T DROP HIM.
20:58.090 --> 21:00.059
- THAT'S JUST WHAT
I WAS PLANNING ON DOING.
21:00.092 --> 21:03.530
[baby crying]
21:03.563 --> 21:04.897
- WE'VE BEEN
THINKING OF NAMES.
21:04.931 --> 21:07.834
MEL WANTS TO CALL HIM ABRAHAM,
AFTER HER GRANDFATHER,
21:07.867 --> 21:09.936
BUT I LIKE GUS.
21:13.540 --> 21:14.674
- WHAT DO YOU THINK?
21:17.410 --> 21:21.047
- YOU WOULDN'T SURVIVE A DAY
AT SCHOOL BEING NAMED ABRAHAM.
21:21.080 --> 21:22.849
BUT I GUESS GUS IS OKAY.
21:22.882 --> 21:25.652
- THANK YOU VERY MUCH,
AND WHO THE HELL ARE YOU?
21:25.685 --> 21:26.919
- HIS NAME'S J...
21:28.655 --> 21:29.822
- JUSTIN.
21:29.856 --> 21:32.058
- YOU WERE ON THE PHONE WHEN HE
SHOT HIS LOAD ALL OVER ME.
21:32.091 --> 21:35.027
[women groan]
21:35.061 --> 21:36.363
- [chuckles]
OH, BRIAN!
21:36.396 --> 21:38.398
- HE CAN'T HELP IT.
21:38.431 --> 21:40.500
HE'S ONLY 17.
21:40.533 --> 21:43.403
- SO YOU AND LINDSAY
EACH HAD AN INFANT TONIGHT.
21:43.436 --> 21:45.772
- YEAH, BUT MINE DOESN'T
SUCK ON MY TITS.
21:45.805 --> 21:46.839
NOT UNLESS I WANT HIM TO.
21:46.873 --> 21:49.576
[baby crying]
21:49.609 --> 21:52.612
"GUS."
IT'S A GOOD, BUTCH NAME.
21:52.645 --> 21:54.414
COME ON, GUS,
21:54.447 --> 21:56.849
GIVE YOUR DADDY A SMILE.
21:56.883 --> 21:58.551
[camera clicks]
21:58.585 --> 22:01.087
[baby crying]
22:09.662 --> 22:12.565
- IT'S DISGUSTING,
ALL THOSE LESBIANS
22:12.599 --> 22:14.901
FAWNING OVER HIM
AND MAKING GOO-GOO TALK.
22:14.934 --> 22:20.006
- THAT'S WHAT WOMEN
DO OVER BABIES.
22:20.039 --> 22:22.675
- WHO'S TALKING ABOUT THE BABY?
I MEAN JUSTIN.
22:27.480 --> 22:29.982
IT'S KIND OF WEIRD,
YOU HAVING A KID.
22:31.618 --> 22:33.653
STILL, IT'S EXCITING,
ISN'T IT?
22:33.686 --> 22:37.757
- WHAT? HAVING SOME WRINKLED
LITTLE TIME CLOCK TICKING AWAY?
22:37.790 --> 22:40.527
REMINDING YOU THAT YOU'RE
GETTING OLDER BY THE MINUTE.
22:40.560 --> 22:41.961
BY THE SECOND?
22:41.994 --> 22:43.129
- KEEP THINKING LIKE THAT
22:43.162 --> 22:45.097
YOU'RE GOING TO END UP
PREMATURELY GRAY.
22:45.131 --> 22:47.667
OH, I THINK I SEE ONE.
22:47.700 --> 22:49.368
- OW!
22:53.606 --> 22:55.742
WHY DIDN'T SOMEBODY
TRY AND STOP ME?
22:55.775 --> 22:57.877
- HELLO? SOMEBODY DID.
22:57.910 --> 22:59.479
BUT YOU WOULDN'T LISTEN.
YOU HAD TO LET LINDSAY
22:59.512 --> 23:01.848
FILL YOUR HEAD WITH ALL HER
BULLSHIT FLATTERY.
23:01.881 --> 23:04.016
"OH, BRIAN,
YOU'RE SO GOOD LOOKING.
23:04.050 --> 23:07.153
"OH, OH, BRIAN,
Y-Y-YOU'RE SO SMART.
23:07.186 --> 23:09.489
"OH, OH, YOU'VE GOT
SUCH GREAT GENES, BRIAN,
23:09.522 --> 23:13.593
AND I DON'T MEAN YOUR 501s."
23:13.626 --> 23:16.796
AND NOW YOU'RE STUCK
WITH A KID.
23:16.829 --> 23:19.065
FOR LIFE.
23:23.670 --> 23:26.673
- WELL, THERE IS ALWAYS ONE
SOLUTION.
23:32.912 --> 23:35.014
I COULD END IT ALL
RIGHT NOW.
23:35.047 --> 23:38.050
- OH, THAT'D BE DRAMATIC.
23:38.084 --> 23:41.153
JUST LIKE ER, BIRTH AND DEATH
IN THE SAME EPISODE.
23:41.187 --> 23:43.690
NOW GET DOWN!
23:43.723 --> 23:45.057
- NO, YOU'LL HAVE
TO COME GET ME.
23:45.091 --> 23:47.226
- I'M SERIOUS.
STOP CLOWNING.
23:47.259 --> 23:48.795
- OR I'LL JUMP!
23:48.828 --> 23:50.897
- * I HOPE TO FIND
23:50.930 --> 23:55.067
* WHO'LL HAVE TO BE
INSIDE OF ME *
23:55.101 --> 24:01.708
* AND I CAN SEE
A SPARK IN YOU *
24:01.741 --> 24:03.976
* WHATEVER YOU DO
24:04.010 --> 24:07.179
* YOU'VE GOTTA STAY TRUE
24:07.213 --> 24:10.817
*
24:10.850 --> 24:12.084
* WHATEVER YOU DO
24:12.118 --> 24:14.987
- COME ON, MIKEY,
LET'S FLY.
24:15.021 --> 24:17.757
LIKE IN ALL THOSE
COMIC BOOKS.
24:21.728 --> 24:24.997
I'M SUPERMAN.
24:25.031 --> 24:26.733
I'LL SHOW YOU THE WORLD.
24:26.766 --> 24:29.769
- WHY AM I ALWAYS
LOIS LANE?
24:29.802 --> 24:34.574
- * OH, TO HOLD YOU
NEAR ME *
24:34.607 --> 24:42.582
*
24:45.618 --> 24:48.788
* EVERY TIME I THINK
24:48.821 --> 24:49.889
* THERE'S NO ONE
24:49.922 --> 24:54.694
- CONGRATULATIONS...DAD.
24:54.727 --> 24:58.130
- * EVERY TIME I WONDER
24:58.164 --> 25:00.700
* HOW I'LL COPE
25:00.733 --> 25:04.003
*
25:04.036 --> 25:08.641
* CAN'T WAIT FOR THE SUN
TO SHINE *
25:08.675 --> 25:13.880
* WHATEVER LIGHT
I HOPE TO FIND... *
25:13.913 --> 25:15.181
- SORRY.
25:17.717 --> 25:18.718
- HONESTLY.
25:18.751 --> 25:20.086
- FUCKED HIM.
25:20.119 --> 25:21.554
- YOU DID NOT.
YOU LOOKED AT HIM.
25:21.588 --> 25:22.822
- THAT MAY APPEAR TO BE
WHAT HAPPENED,
25:22.855 --> 25:24.123
BUT WE DID IT ALL.
25:24.156 --> 25:25.825
- OH, YEAH?
AND HOW WAS HE?
25:25.858 --> 25:27.894
- FABULOUS.
25:27.927 --> 25:29.328
WANT ONE?
- NO.
25:29.361 --> 25:32.665
- MORE FOR ME.
25:32.699 --> 25:34.734
LISTEN, YOU'RE GOING TO GO SAY
GOOD NIGHT TO LINDSAY.
25:34.767 --> 25:36.636
YOU'RE GOING TO GO HOME,
GO TO BED,
25:36.669 --> 25:39.038
AND GET UP AND GO TO WORK
FOR THE NEXT 20 YEARS
25:39.071 --> 25:41.641
TO SUPPORT YOUR KID.
25:41.674 --> 25:43.643
- YOU SEE THIS LINE,
HOW DEEP IT IS?
25:43.676 --> 25:45.077
THAT MEANS
YOU'RE VERY CREATIVE.
25:45.111 --> 25:46.145
- THAT'S TRUE.
25:46.178 --> 25:47.213
I WANT TO BE A CARTOONIST
OR A COMPUTER ANIMATOR.
25:47.246 --> 25:50.182
- IT'S FAR TOO LESBIANIC
OUT HERE FOR A YOUNG BOY.
25:50.216 --> 25:52.084
OUT.
25:52.118 --> 25:53.820
I'LL MEET YOU OUT FRONT.
25:58.224 --> 26:00.326
- I'M SORRY, SIR, YOU'LL
HAVE TO COME BACK TOMORROW.
26:00.359 --> 26:01.928
THE MOTHER NEEDS HER REST.
26:01.961 --> 26:02.995
- AND SO DOES THE FATHER.
26:03.029 --> 26:05.097
- IT'S OKAY, NURSE.
26:08.801 --> 26:11.671
- SWEET DREAMS, SONNY BOY.
26:11.704 --> 26:13.239
FIRST NIGHT ON EARTH.
26:14.807 --> 26:17.844
- HON, COULD YOU GET ME SOME ICE
AND MAYBE SOMETHING FIZZY?
26:17.877 --> 26:19.211
- HOW ABOUT
SOME GINGER ALE?
26:19.245 --> 26:22.214
MM. MWAH.
26:26.018 --> 26:27.286
- UH, ANYTHING FOR YOU?
26:27.319 --> 26:30.289
- UH, IF YOU SEE ANY
AMYL NITRATE LAYING AROUND.
26:38.264 --> 26:39.398
ALONE AT LAST.
26:39.431 --> 26:43.235
- CAREFUL.
26:43.269 --> 26:47.273
- WELL, HERE WE ARE.
26:47.306 --> 26:50.142
MA AND PA.
26:50.176 --> 26:51.711
- [crying]
26:51.744 --> 26:53.012
- HEY.
26:56.115 --> 26:58.918
- DON'T MIND ME.
26:58.951 --> 27:01.988
JUST FEELING A LITTLE...
VULNERABLE.
27:05.257 --> 27:08.394
[laughing]
27:08.427 --> 27:10.930
- I PROMISE NOT TO TELL.
27:10.963 --> 27:13.199
- WHO WOULD HAVE THOUGHT?
27:13.232 --> 27:14.867
YOU AND ME.
27:14.901 --> 27:18.104
PARENTS.
27:18.137 --> 27:22.174
- IT'S PRETTY SCARY,
BOYS AND GIRLS.
27:22.208 --> 27:24.043
THINK IT'S TOO LATE
TO RETURN IT?
27:24.076 --> 27:26.278
- WE COULD TRY.
27:26.312 --> 27:30.883
OH, GOD.
27:30.917 --> 27:32.919
I GUESS THIS MEANS
WE'RE FINALLY GROWN-UPS.
27:32.952 --> 27:34.721
- "DON'T SAY THAT, WENDY,
27:34.754 --> 27:35.922
WE'LL NEVER GROW UP."
27:35.955 --> 27:38.024
- DON'T BE SCARED.
27:38.057 --> 27:42.061
HELL, IF OUR PARENTS
COULD FUCK UP, SO CAN WE.
27:45.464 --> 27:47.266
- I DON'T WANT YOU
TO WORRY.
27:47.299 --> 27:49.001
ABOUT MONEY, I MEAN.
27:49.035 --> 27:50.202
IF YOU NEED ANYTHING--
27:50.236 --> 27:53.039
- NO, WE'LL BE ALL RIGHT.
27:53.072 --> 27:54.941
BUT THANKS.
28:00.346 --> 28:02.181
- I WOULD'VE FUCKED YOU,
YOU KNOW?
28:02.214 --> 28:04.083
- OHH.
28:04.116 --> 28:05.184
- IF I WASN'T AFRAID
28:05.217 --> 28:06.452
YOUR LOVER'D
BEAT THE SHIT OUT OF ME.
28:06.485 --> 28:08.120
- STOP.
28:08.154 --> 28:09.288
- I MEAN IT.
28:09.321 --> 28:11.123
SHE COULD TAKE OUT
OSCAR DE LA RENTA.
28:11.157 --> 28:14.326
- YOU MEAN LA HOYA.
28:14.360 --> 28:16.829
- WHATEVER.
[both chuckle]
28:16.863 --> 28:20.366
- WELL, YOU HAD PLENTY
OF CHANCES.
28:20.399 --> 28:22.735
- AND I TOOK ADVANTAGE OF A FEW,
IF I RECALL.
28:22.769 --> 28:25.838
- IT WASN'T HALF BAD.
28:25.872 --> 28:28.174
- NOW YOU TELL ME?
28:28.207 --> 28:31.510
YOU MEAN I COULD HAVE BEEN
STRAIGHT THIS WHOLE TIME?
28:31.543 --> 28:34.480
- I WOULDN'T SAY THAT.
28:34.513 --> 28:37.249
- WELL, THEN I GUESS
IT'S JUST AS WELL.
28:46.158 --> 28:47.994
- ICE?
28:49.528 --> 28:52.064
- TICK-TICK-TICK.
28:52.098 --> 28:54.100
TICK.
28:54.133 --> 28:55.301
TICK.
28:55.334 --> 28:56.502
TICK.
28:56.535 --> 28:58.037
TICK.
28:58.070 --> 29:01.107
- WHAT ARE YOU DOING?
29:01.140 --> 29:02.842
- I'M JUST REPEATING
THE FIRST WORDS
29:02.875 --> 29:04.310
MY SONNY BOY SAID TO ME.
29:04.343 --> 29:06.445
IT WASN'T "DA-DA."
29:06.478 --> 29:10.016
IT WAS,
"TICK-TICK-TICK-TICK."
29:10.049 --> 29:13.552
SMART LITTLE FUCKER.
29:13.585 --> 29:15.988
HE CAN TELL TIME ALREADY.
29:16.022 --> 29:19.091
- BRIAN, WHAT DID YOU TAKE?
29:19.125 --> 29:23.462
- * A-B-C-D-E-E-E
29:23.495 --> 29:24.931
[chuckles]
29:24.964 --> 29:27.766
I'M JUST TEACHING MY KID
THE ALPHABET.
29:30.269 --> 29:32.204
I'M GOING TO FUCK YOU.
29:32.238 --> 29:36.308
I'M GOING TO FUCK YOU
ALL...NIGHT.
29:36.342 --> 29:38.410
*
29:38.444 --> 29:40.112
- [panting]
29:40.146 --> 29:42.448
[zipper unzips]
29:46.585 --> 29:50.389
[revs engine, tires screech]
29:50.422 --> 29:51.557
- SHIT!
29:51.590 --> 29:54.026
- SORRY, I DIDN'T
WANT TO HIT THAT DOGGIE.
29:54.060 --> 29:55.461
- FUCK THE DOGGIE.
29:55.494 --> 29:57.129
- OKAY, BOY WONDER.
29:57.163 --> 29:59.031
I'M TAKING YOU HOME.
WHERE DO I TURN?
29:59.065 --> 30:00.166
- HE'S GOING WITH ME.
30:00.199 --> 30:01.400
- OH, NO, HE'S NOT.
30:01.433 --> 30:03.903
- POP QUIZ.
NO TALKING.
30:03.936 --> 30:06.138
HERE'S A QUESTION.
MULTIPLE CHOICE.
30:06.172 --> 30:07.439
DO YOU WANT TO COME HOME
WITH ME?
30:07.473 --> 30:09.175
"A," YES.
30:09.208 --> 30:11.143
"B," YES.
30:11.177 --> 30:13.445
OR "C," YES.
30:13.479 --> 30:15.047
TICK, TICK, TICK.
TIME'S UP.
30:15.081 --> 30:18.017
PENCILS DOWN.
WHAT DO YOU SAY?
30:18.050 --> 30:19.852
- NONE OF THE ABOVE.
30:19.886 --> 30:20.887
HE'S GOING HOME.
30:20.920 --> 30:22.521
- I'M GOING WITH HIM.
30:25.024 --> 30:27.326
- GOOD BOY.
30:27.359 --> 30:29.428
YOU GET AN A-PLUS.
30:34.233 --> 30:36.402
[heavy breathing]
30:40.672 --> 30:43.175
- [gasping]
30:46.612 --> 30:49.481
[gasping loudly]
30:49.515 --> 30:52.218
- NOW YOU KNOW
WHAT RIMMING IS.
30:55.121 --> 30:57.523
- HE CALLS ME, PRACTICALLY
BEGS ME TO GO WITH HIM,
30:57.556 --> 30:59.225
KNOWING FULL WELL
I'M WITH SOMEONE
30:59.258 --> 31:01.293
FOR THE FIRST TIME
IN I DON'T KNOW HOW LONG.
31:01.327 --> 31:04.230
- SEVEN MONTHS,
TWO WEEKS, AND THREE DAYS.
31:04.263 --> 31:05.497
- THANK YOU.
31:05.531 --> 31:07.599
AND EVEN THOUGH THE GUY WASN'T
ALL HE WAS CRACKED UP TO BE...
31:07.633 --> 31:09.601
- WE'LL LET THAT REMARK PASS.
31:09.635 --> 31:11.904
- AT LEAST HE WANTED ME.
31:11.938 --> 31:12.871
ME.
31:16.408 --> 31:19.411
GOD, I AM SO HORNY!
31:19.445 --> 31:21.580
- POOR BABY.
31:21.613 --> 31:23.215
WELL, I HAVE
JUST THE THING.
31:23.249 --> 31:24.984
A NEW PORN VIDEO.
31:25.017 --> 31:28.687
IT ALL TAKES PLACE
IN A PRISONER-OF-WAR CAMP.
31:28.720 --> 31:32.058
"HOT, HORNY MEN STARVED
FOR ACTION."
31:32.091 --> 31:33.993
- I CAN RELATE TO THAT.
31:34.026 --> 31:36.662
- GUARANTEED TO MAKE YOUR
PRIVATES STAND UP AND SALUTE.
31:36.695 --> 31:38.197
SCHINDLER'S FIST?
31:38.230 --> 31:39.932
- [groans]
31:39.966 --> 31:42.634
HERE, I WILL LEAVE
YOU TWO ALONE.
31:42.668 --> 31:44.203
I'M SURE YOU'RE GOING
TO HAVE A DEEP,
31:44.236 --> 31:46.272
MEANINGFUL RELATIONSHIP.
31:46.305 --> 31:47.940
GOOD NIGHT.
31:53.012 --> 31:54.713
- [on TV] OKAY,
PRIVATE, DROP TROU
31:54.746 --> 31:56.082
AND BEND OVER.
31:56.115 --> 31:57.316
- [on TV]
FOR MY PHYSICAL, SIR?
31:57.349 --> 31:59.018
- NO, TARGET PRACTICE.
31:59.051 --> 32:00.286
- YES, SIR.
32:00.319 --> 32:01.587
- [lecherous chuckle]
32:01.620 --> 32:03.489
- PUT YOUR LEGS UP...
32:03.522 --> 32:07.293
ON MY SHOULDERS.
32:07.326 --> 32:08.627
THAT'S IT.
32:10.462 --> 32:12.031
- OH, WAIT.
32:12.064 --> 32:14.166
IN SCHOOL,
WE HAD THIS LECTURE...
32:14.200 --> 32:17.103
ABOUT SAFE SEX.
32:17.136 --> 32:19.471
- AND NOW WE'RE GOING TO HAVE
A DEMONSTRATION.
32:23.009 --> 32:24.010
PTUH!
32:26.212 --> 32:28.380
PUT IT ON ME.
32:28.414 --> 32:30.349
GO ON.
32:30.382 --> 32:32.484
SLIP IT ON MY DICK.
32:42.761 --> 32:45.164
- AH! IT'S COLD.
32:45.197 --> 32:46.632
- IT'LL HEAT UP.
32:48.767 --> 32:50.269
- JUST...
32:50.302 --> 32:52.138
GO SLOW, OKAY?
33:00.146 --> 33:01.413
AGH!
33:01.447 --> 33:04.183
AH! AH!
33:04.216 --> 33:06.685
[panting]
IT HURTS.
33:06.718 --> 33:08.320
DOES IT ALWAYS HURT?
33:08.354 --> 33:11.457
A LITTLE BIT.
33:11.490 --> 33:14.393
BUT THAT'S A PART OF IT.
33:14.426 --> 33:17.229
[exhales]
33:17.263 --> 33:18.297
NOW RELAX.
33:22.068 --> 33:26.472
I WANT YOU TO ALWAYS
REMEMBER THIS.
33:26.505 --> 33:32.211
SO THAT NO MATTER
WHO YOU'RE EVER WITH...
33:32.244 --> 33:35.647
I'LL ALWAYS BE THERE.
33:35.681 --> 33:38.584
- * WHEREVER YOU GO
33:38.617 --> 33:40.652
*
33:40.686 --> 33:44.290
* WHATEVER YOU DO
33:44.323 --> 33:49.128
* YOU'LL NEVER FORGET ME,
BABY *
33:49.161 --> 33:52.798
* I'LL BE A PART OF YOU
33:52.831 --> 33:57.769
* I'LL BE
A PART OF YOU *
33:57.803 --> 34:02.308
* WHEREVER YOU GO
- [groaning and gasping]
34:02.341 --> 34:05.611
- * CARRY ME WITH YOU, BABY
34:05.644 --> 34:09.748
- [groaning]
34:09.781 --> 34:19.291
*
34:19.325 --> 34:22.361
* CARRY ME WITH YOU
34:22.394 --> 34:23.662
[alarm clock chirping]
34:23.695 --> 34:27.566
* FOR BETTER OR WORSE
34:27.599 --> 34:31.603
* CARRY ME WITH YOU,
BABY... *
34:35.507 --> 34:38.076
- [sighs]
34:55.761 --> 34:59.698
WHAT THE FUCK
ARE YOU DOING HERE?
34:59.731 --> 35:03.735
- YOU SAID I COULD STAY.
35:03.769 --> 35:04.870
- RIGHT.
35:04.903 --> 35:06.572
YOUR PARENTS.
35:06.605 --> 35:09.341
THEY THINK
YOU'RE AT A FRIEND'S.
35:16.515 --> 35:19.385
JESUS CHRIST!
WHAT THE HELL HAPPENED?
35:20.886 --> 35:22.254
- [laughs]
35:22.288 --> 35:24.323
- DON'T TELL ME.
35:24.356 --> 35:25.757
I WAS DOING HANDSTANDS.
35:25.791 --> 35:27.326
- AND JUGGLING.
35:27.359 --> 35:29.561
YOU'RE NOT VERY GOOD.
35:29.595 --> 35:31.430
- SHIT.
35:31.463 --> 35:34.566
WHY DO I DO THESE THINGS?
35:34.600 --> 35:36.435
I'LL TELL YOU WHY.
35:36.468 --> 35:39.371
IT WAS THAT FUCKING PIG
ANITA.
35:39.405 --> 35:41.640
SHE TOLD ME THAT WAS "E."
THAT WASN'T "E,"
35:41.673 --> 35:44.776
THAT WAS SOME SHIT THEY COOKED
UP IN A BATHTUB IN TIJUANA.
35:44.810 --> 35:46.645
- THAT'S WHY YOU SHOULD NEVER
TAKE DRUGS
35:46.678 --> 35:48.414
THAT AREN'T PRESCRIBED
BY A PHYSICIAN
35:48.447 --> 35:51.750
OR RECOMMENDED
BY A RELIABLE PHARMACIST.
35:53.585 --> 35:55.354
- [chuckles]
35:55.387 --> 35:56.555
WHAT ARE YOU,
35:56.588 --> 35:58.757
A PUBLIC SERVICE
ANNOUNCEMENT?
36:00.926 --> 36:02.961
GET DRESSED,
I'LL DRIVE YOU HOME.
36:02.994 --> 36:05.931
- YOU CAN'T.
36:05.964 --> 36:08.834
MICHAEL HAS THE CAR.
- WHY HAS HE GOT IT?
36:08.867 --> 36:10.669
- YOU WERE TOO HIGH--
- I KNOW WHAT HAPPENED.
36:10.702 --> 36:12.738
I WAS THERE.
36:12.771 --> 36:16.375
I REMEMBER EVERYTHING...
36:16.408 --> 36:17.609
PERFECTLY.
36:20.312 --> 36:21.747
WHAT WAS YOUR NAME AGAIN?
36:21.780 --> 36:24.683
- JUSTIN.
36:24.716 --> 36:27.953
- YEAH, RIGHT.
36:27.986 --> 36:30.456
[sighing]
36:30.489 --> 36:31.690
- CAN I TAKE A SHOWER?
36:31.723 --> 36:34.293
- YEAH, BUT HURRY UP.
36:34.326 --> 36:36.795
IT'S THROUGH THERE...
36:36.828 --> 36:38.730
I THINK.
36:48.340 --> 36:49.841
[answering machine beeps]
36:49.875 --> 36:51.310
- [on machine]
WHERE THE HELL ARE YOU?
36:51.343 --> 36:52.844
I'VE BEEN TRYING YOUR CELL.
IT'S TURNED OFF.
36:52.878 --> 36:54.280
IF YOU'RE THERE, PICK UP!
36:54.313 --> 36:56.448
BRIAN? LISTEN,
LINDSAY'S WATER BROKE.
36:56.482 --> 36:58.917
SHE'S HAVING CONTRACTIONS.
WE'RE AT THE HOSPITAL.
37:02.488 --> 37:04.456
FUCK! I HAVE A BABY.
37:04.490 --> 37:06.725
[shower running,
Justin humming]
37:06.758 --> 37:08.960
- OW! OW!
37:08.994 --> 37:11.229
- TWO BABIES.
37:14.065 --> 37:15.834
[car alarm whooping]
37:15.867 --> 37:16.868
[glass smashes]
37:24.075 --> 37:27.579
- HOLY SHIT!
[spray can hissing]
37:27.613 --> 37:29.615
YOU LITTLE BASTARDS!
GET THE FUCK AWAY FROM THERE!
37:29.648 --> 37:31.383
- FAGGOT!
- QUEER!
37:31.417 --> 37:32.751
- FAGGOT!
37:32.784 --> 37:34.052
- WHO YOU CALLING
A FAGGOT?
37:34.085 --> 37:36.588
- WE'VE SEEN YOU!
- FUCKING QUEER!
37:53.639 --> 37:55.907
- [cheerful]
MORNIN'.
37:55.941 --> 37:57.876
[laughs]
OH, MY LORD.
37:57.909 --> 37:58.944
- MOTHERFUCKERS!
37:58.977 --> 38:00.912
I'M CALLING THE COPS.
38:00.946 --> 38:02.914
- BRIAN IS GOING
TO HAVE A FIT.
38:02.948 --> 38:05.484
YOU KNOW HOW HE FEELS
ABOUT HIS JEEP.
38:05.517 --> 38:06.918
- WELL, IF HE CARES SO MUCH
ABOUT IT
38:06.952 --> 38:08.587
THEN HE SHOULDN'T
HAVE LENT IT TO ME.
38:08.620 --> 38:11.690
HE KNOWS WHAT A TERRIBLE
NEIGHBORHOOD THIS IS.
38:11.723 --> 38:13.825
- WELL, I, UH, I WAS GOING
TO ASK FOR A LIFT TO WORK,
38:13.859 --> 38:16.795
BUT, ON SECOND THOUGHT,
I THINK I'LL WALK.
38:16.828 --> 38:19.431
HAVE A NICE DAY.
38:19.465 --> 38:21.567
- SHIT!
38:29.441 --> 38:32.378
[shower running]
38:36.382 --> 38:38.016
- AHH.
38:45.957 --> 38:48.860
- WHY DIDN'T YOU TELL ME
I HAD A KID?
38:48.894 --> 38:50.796
- YOU SAID YOU REMEMBERED
EVERYTHING.
38:50.829 --> 38:53.932
- OHH, IT ALL
HAPPENED SO FAST.
38:53.965 --> 38:55.801
WHAT'S HIS NAME AGAIN?
38:55.834 --> 38:57.669
- GUS.
38:57.703 --> 38:59.638
I'M THE ONE WHO DECIDED.
38:59.671 --> 39:02.441
- [scoffs]
39:02.474 --> 39:03.709
- DID YOU ACTUALLY FUCK HER?
39:03.742 --> 39:05.777
- WHO?
- LINDSAY.
39:05.811 --> 39:09.047
- YOU'RE AWFULLY RUDE.
- WELL, DID YOU?
39:09.080 --> 39:10.949
- I JERKED OFF IN A CUP,
39:10.982 --> 39:13.018
AND THEY SQUIRTED IT UP HER.
39:13.051 --> 39:14.119
- GROSS.
39:14.152 --> 39:16.121
SHE MUST HAVE REALLY
WANTED A KID.
39:16.154 --> 39:18.657
- MOST WOMEN DO.
39:18.690 --> 39:20.158
- EVEN LESBIANS?
39:20.191 --> 39:23.729
- LESBIANS ARE WOMEN...
39:23.762 --> 39:26.498
SORT OF.
39:26.532 --> 39:29.735
- MY MOM SAYS SOMETIMES
SHE WISHED SHE NEVER HAD ME.
39:29.768 --> 39:31.069
- THAT'S PROBABLY
BECAUSE SHE'S STUCK
39:31.102 --> 39:34.372
WITH THIS ANNOYING BRAT
FOR THE REST OF HER LIFE.
39:37.976 --> 39:40.479
- SO...ARE YOU GOING
TO RAISE HIM?
39:40.512 --> 39:42.514
- [laughing]
ME?
39:42.548 --> 39:44.750
NO WAY.
39:44.783 --> 39:47.152
THE MUNCHERS ARE.
39:47.185 --> 39:49.888
BUT I'LL BE AROUND TO PROVIDE
THE MASCULINE INFLUENCE
39:49.921 --> 39:53.759
SO IMPORTANT
IN EVERY YOUNG BOY'S LIFE.
39:53.792 --> 39:55.761
- I BET MELANIE COULD DO IT
BETTER THAN YOU.
39:55.794 --> 39:58.630
- DON'T GET SMART
OR I'LL HAVE TO SPANK YOU.
39:58.664 --> 40:00.966
- REALLY?
40:13.545 --> 40:17.483
- YOU UP FOR ONE MORE?
40:17.516 --> 40:19.585
- [grunts]
40:19.618 --> 40:22.721
[rock song]
40:22.754 --> 40:27.092
*
40:27.125 --> 40:30.529
[tires screech]
- BRIAN!
40:30.562 --> 40:42.173
*
40:42.207 --> 40:45.844
- CHRIST! DIDN'T YOU
GET ENOUGH LAST NIGHT?
40:48.279 --> 40:52.984
- THERE IS NO SUCH THING
AS ENOUGH.
40:53.018 --> 40:55.587
BESIDES, I COULDN'T
SEND HIM OFF
40:55.621 --> 40:58.757
WITHOUT A NOURISHING,
HIGH-PROTEIN BREAKFAST.
40:58.790 --> 41:01.827
IT'S GRRRREAT!
41:01.860 --> 41:03.695
- [chuckles]
41:06.297 --> 41:07.699
- WILL YOU COME ON?
41:07.733 --> 41:10.536
I'M NOT GOING TO BE LATE
BECAUSE OF YOU.
41:10.569 --> 41:13.038
- * IN A HURRY
41:13.071 --> 41:16.107
* IN A HURRY
41:16.141 --> 41:18.677
* LIGHT IN THE MIRROR
41:18.710 --> 41:21.246
* NOTHING COMING CLEARER
41:21.279 --> 41:24.015
- I SAID HURRY UP!
41:24.049 --> 41:26.251
- * AND EVERYBODY ELSE
41:26.284 --> 41:29.621
* IS IN A HURRY
41:29.655 --> 41:31.823
* IN A HURRY
- YEAH, WHAT DID SHE SAY?
41:31.857 --> 41:34.225
- SHE SAID,
"DON'T BE LATE."
41:36.094 --> 41:38.597
OH, THAT'S BEAUTIFUL,
MIKEY.
41:38.630 --> 41:40.265
JUST BEAUTIFUL.
41:40.298 --> 41:41.432
- IT'S NOT MY FAULT.
41:41.466 --> 41:44.135
I TOLD YOU ABOUT THOSE TWO
PSYCHOPATHS DOWN THE STREET.
41:44.169 --> 41:45.737
- WHAT, A COUPLE
OF 12-YEAR-OLDS?
41:45.771 --> 41:47.839
- THEY START EARLY
THESE DAYS.
41:47.873 --> 41:49.274
WHAT ARE YOU LAUGHING AT?
41:49.307 --> 41:50.876
- NOTHING.
41:50.909 --> 41:53.211
YOU.
41:53.244 --> 41:55.847
YOU SOUND LIKE MY PARENTS
FIGHTING.
41:58.650 --> 41:59.951
- IT DOESN'T MATTER ANYWAY.
41:59.985 --> 42:01.753
IT'S A COMPANY CAR.
42:04.089 --> 42:06.825
WELL, COME ON, WE HAVE TO TAKE
THE CHILD TO SCHOOL.
42:06.858 --> 42:09.160
- IN THIS?
42:09.194 --> 42:12.297
- YOU CARE?
42:12.330 --> 42:14.132
- FUCK, NO.
42:17.803 --> 42:19.871
[tires squeal]
42:21.940 --> 42:23.775
[horn honks]
42:30.115 --> 42:32.651
[tires squeal]
42:32.684 --> 42:34.052
[students laughing]
42:34.085 --> 42:35.353
[all chattering]
- NO WAY!
42:35.386 --> 42:37.589
- LOOK AT THAT.
- LOOK AT THIS.
42:37.623 --> 42:39.124
[chattering continues]
42:39.157 --> 42:41.292
- HERE WE ARE,
SONNY BOY.
42:41.326 --> 42:43.228
- AND BE SURE TO COME HOME
RIGHT AFTER SCHOOL.
42:43.261 --> 42:44.830
- NO LINGERING
ON THE PLAYGROUND
42:44.863 --> 42:47.198
OR IN THE LOCKER ROOM
WITH THE GYM TEACHER.
42:47.232 --> 42:50.301
- OH, YOU DID NOT
TELL HIM ABOUT THAT?
42:50.335 --> 42:52.838
- IT'S THE MOST FAMOUS
SHOWER SCENE SINCE PSYCHO.
42:52.871 --> 42:55.140
- HEY, JUSTIN!
42:55.173 --> 42:57.709
YOU WANT TO SUCK ME OFF?
[laughter]
42:57.743 --> 43:00.345
- NO, BUT I'LL KICK YOUR
TIGHT LITTLE VIRGIN ASS SO HARD
43:00.378 --> 43:01.880
YOU WON'T SIT DOWN
FOR A WEEK.
43:01.913 --> 43:04.149
[laughter and chatter]
43:06.084 --> 43:07.986
- CAN WE GET OUT OF HERE?
43:10.088 --> 43:11.690
- WHEN CAN I SEE YOU AGAIN?
43:11.723 --> 43:12.924
- YOU CAN SEE ME
RIGHT NOW.
43:12.958 --> 43:14.860
- I MEAN LATER, TONIGHT.
43:14.893 --> 43:16.027
- [chuckles]
43:16.061 --> 43:19.230
WHO KNOWS WHERE
I'LL BE LATER TONIGHT.
43:19.264 --> 43:21.667
- BETTER GO.
43:21.700 --> 43:25.070
- PLEASE?
43:25.103 --> 43:26.738
- I'LL SEE YOU
IN YOUR DREAMS.
43:28.874 --> 43:31.242
[engine starts]
43:35.814 --> 43:38.817
[school bell rings]
43:42.187 --> 43:43.354
[tires screech]
- OH, MY GOD.
43:43.388 --> 43:46.057
[indistinct chatter]
43:48.960 --> 43:50.862
- WHERE HAVE YOU BEEN?
43:50.896 --> 43:52.363
YOUR MOM CALLED.
43:52.397 --> 43:54.032
I DIDN'T KNOW
WHAT TO TELL HER.
43:54.065 --> 43:56.034
I SAID
YOU WERE STILL ASLEEP.
43:56.067 --> 43:58.804
- I JUST SAW
THE FACE OF GOD.
43:58.837 --> 43:59.938
- HUH?
43:59.971 --> 44:02.774
- HIS NAME IS BRIAN KINNEY.
44:02.808 --> 44:04.309
[car horns blaring]
44:04.342 --> 44:06.277
- THANK GOD
HE'S FINALLY GONE.
44:06.311 --> 44:08.446
- HE ALMOST WORE ME OUT.
44:08.479 --> 44:11.082
- SOMEBODY WORE YOU OUT?
44:11.116 --> 44:14.686
- I SAID ALMOST.
44:14.720 --> 44:16.454
I'LL DROP YOU
BY THE STORE.
44:16.487 --> 44:18.056
- HEH, THE HELL YOU WILL.
44:18.089 --> 44:19.725
YOU BETTER GET THIS THING
REPAINTED
44:19.758 --> 44:20.992
BEFORE YOU GO
INTO THE OFFICE.
44:21.026 --> 44:22.994
- I'M NOT HAVING IT
REPAINTED.
44:23.028 --> 44:24.229
- WHAT?
44:24.262 --> 44:25.731
- I LIKE IT THIS WAY.
44:25.764 --> 44:27.298
- ARE YOU CRAZY?
44:27.332 --> 44:30.936
[car horns beeping]
44:30.969 --> 44:32.370
- NO, THEY ARE.
44:32.403 --> 44:34.906
WELL, I SAY FUCK 'EM.
44:34.940 --> 44:38.777
THEY CAN WRITE IT IN NEON
ACROSS THE SKY.
44:38.810 --> 44:41.079
FAGGOT!
- [laughs]
44:41.112 --> 44:42.247
- HA HA!
44:42.280 --> 44:43.782
[both laughing]
44:43.815 --> 44:45.150
[car horns honking]
44:45.183 --> 44:48.153
[rock song]
44:48.186 --> 44:57.395
*
44:57.428 --> 45:00.398
[mellow pop ballad]
45:00.431 --> 45:10.909
*
45:10.942 --> 45:16.982
- * IF I COULD
LAY ME DOWN NOW *
45:17.015 --> 45:23.054
* IF I COULD PRAY AND SLEEP
45:23.088 --> 45:29.094
* THE NIGHT NEVER ENDING
45:29.127 --> 45:31.296
* MY WEARY SOUL...
45:31.329 --> 45:34.299
[techno music,
cries and grunts]
45:34.332 --> 45:42.273
*
46:17.108 --> 46:19.010
[woman laughing]
47:46.664 --> 47:48.166
- * COME ON
47:48.199 --> 47:52.637
*
47:52.670 --> 47:54.439
* I WANNA HEAR IT
47:54.472 --> 47:56.942
*
47:56.975 --> 47:59.210
* LET'S GET SOAKIN' WET
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