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Oh, hi!
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You okay?
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Your message was strange.
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Wait, why do you look
so stunning right now?
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And you smell so good.
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-I did a thing.
-Like a beauty treatment?
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No, no, this is because I am
sleep-deprived and hungover.
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You know I look my best
when I'm dehydrated.
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Oh, yeah, it's so unfair
that that happens to you.
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Max, I did something bad.
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What did you do?
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Where's Isaac?
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I like that, Dolly.
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Dolly Parton in the car.
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Okay, Kenny Rogers
has entered the car.
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Fuck, I love that song.
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Welcome to O High
Falls. Let's do it.
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No, no, no. It's...
it's High Falls.
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It's just High Falls.
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-No, the sign said "O High."
-Uh-uh.
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Why are you fighting with me?
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It's High Falls.
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It said, "O High."
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Wait, one sec.
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Mom, hey.
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Yep, just heading out
of town with Iris.
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Two nights.
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Yeah.
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Yeah, that sounds about right.
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All right, look, I'll
call you when we get back.
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Love you, okay?
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Love you, love you. Bye.
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What was so funny?
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Oh, nothing. Just
an inside joke.
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Ooh, strawberries.
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Ooh, should we go? Yeah.
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All right. Come on, come on.
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-Hi.
-Hi.
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-Welcome.
-Thank you.
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Jam!
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You guys out-of-towners?
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We are.
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Oh, my God, these are
perfect. These look amazing.
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They're in season.
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They're perfectly ripe.
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Great.
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You can try one if you want.
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-Oh, yeah?
-Yeah, don't be shy.
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You wanna do the honors?
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-Mmm.
-Oh.
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-Mmm. Oh, my God.
-I know.
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Oh, my God.
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They're really great.
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-Oh, thanks.
-Really, really good.
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You have amazing
eyes, by the way.
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Oh, thank you.
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-Right back at ya.
-Thanks.
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Beautiful eyes.
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Doesn't she have great eyes?
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-Beautiful eyes.
-Yeah.
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We're gonna have to get
two. They're so good.
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Okay. Um...
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Right?
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-Tad bitter.
-I'll do $10 for you.
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Ooh, soft hands.
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That's rare. Um, enjoy.
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All right.
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-Can I have the keys? I'm gonna drive.
-Oh, you're driving?
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-Yeah. Do you wanna grab these two?
-Wow.
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Enjoy.
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Strawberry lady
looked super into you.
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Nah.
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She was.
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What can I say?
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Guess I'm a hit
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with the strawberry ladies.
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Oh, fuck!
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Holy shit! Oh, shit!
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Shit. Shit.
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-Go help her.
-Whoa.
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I'm going. I'm going.
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-Sorry! Sorry! Sorry, sorry, sorry!
-Oh, my God.
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-I'm so sorry.
-Oh, no.
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I'm just the worst driver
ever. Let me help you.
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Car.
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-Really?
-Car.
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Fuck.
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Oh, I think that's...
I think that's it.
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Oh, shit. Should I
have parked there?
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This is fine. Just park here.
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All right.
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So pretty.
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Oh, my God, Isaac.
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This is so nice.
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You're gonna come
all the way up here,
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might as well have it be nice.
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Yeah, but this is, like, crazy.
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Two jars of butter pickles?
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Why did we do that?
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This is really nice.
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I see. One for sandwiches,
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one sliced.
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They have so many lamps.
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You know, if we had jars,
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we could make jam with
all these strawberries.
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-What?
-It's really not that hard.
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You're not real. You know what?
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You're not real.
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Wanna go explore?
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If by explore, you mean
have sex, then yes.
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Whoa!
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So, I have this,
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this thing where whenever
I enter a space that's new,
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I have to immediately have sex.
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Like a wedding, a bar mitzvah,
just a casual dinner party.
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Oh, my God, I have
that same condition.
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Wait, I haven't seen you
at any of the meetings.
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I stopped going to the meetings.
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I have a problem.
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What are you doing?
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Oh, I don't know.
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What am I doing?
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So nice. Oh, my God.
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They have everything.
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We're talking olive oil.
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They got good olive oil.
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What should we do with this?
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I mean, let's try...
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...to put some in the
fridge if you can.
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-Ooh.
-This is some good stuff.
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Don't let me drink the whiskey
'cause I get really fucking frisky.
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-Okay.
-Take these away from me
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-'cause I'm gonna eat the whole bag.
-Yeah, sure.
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-Then give it back to me in 30 minutes.
-Okay.
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Why are the chairs like this?
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Oh, that's called Shaker style.
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What's that?
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The Shakers?
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Uh, originated in
the 1700s in England.
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And they actually hung
their chairs on the wall
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so that it would be
easier to clean the house.
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Oh, Jesus.
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Can't believe we
already broke something.
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I'm gonna blame it on you.
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I don't know what to
do, I'm not a plumber.
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-Do you want this?
-No.
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Really, this place
is just incredible.
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You've gotta see this...
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You've gotta see this mirror.
What's going on in here?
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Jesus Christ, who
owns this place?
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Someone fun.
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Why don't they lock
this stuff away?
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It was locked. I picked it.
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-You picked the lock?
-Yeah.
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Locked doors give me anxiety.
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Wait. Oh.
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Wow.
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Oh, my God, that's a ball gag.
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Okay, yeah, no, we
should not intrude.
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Come on. Let's get outta here.
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Ah. Watch your step. Oh,
my God, it is so pretty.
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Come on in.
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Okay, I want you to keep an
eye on me 'cause I can't swim.
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Wait, seriously?
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-Whoa, whoa, hey. Oh!
-No.
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I can't tell when you're
joking sometimes, seriously.
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I love that you're gullible.
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-What?
-You look pretty.
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There's a man staring at us.
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What?
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There's a man staring at us.
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Hello there!
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This is not your playground!
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What?
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It is illegal to have sexual
intercourse in public.
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We're not having sex.
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Do you think I just
fell off a turnip truck?
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I... I'm wearing
a one-piece, sir.
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It's kind of impossible
to pull that off.
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That was weird.
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I forgot to mention
I invited my ex.
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And there he is.
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Oh, did you... Did you invite
him for the whole weekend?
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Yeah, I just thought we could all hang
and get to know each other, and you know.
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-Seems like a great guy.
-Right?
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-Mm-hmm. Mmm.
-Really good person.
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We should have sex
in here right now.
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What's your book about?
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It's about a disease
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that turns the whole
world permanently blind.
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How relaxing.
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Not relaxing, but
actually very interesting.
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You can borrow it when
I'm done if you want.
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Um, I'm not really a big reader.
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You don't read?
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No, I read. I just, um...
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I'm just more of a movie lady.
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But I really wanna
read your disease book
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-after you're done. Yeah.
-Sure.
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Okay, movie lady.
201
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What's your favorite old movie?
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Well, my favorite films are The
Fast and the Furious franchise.
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I'm assuming it's the third?
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Well, no, it's a tie
between all three.
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They've made, like,
20 of those movies?
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Um...
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I'm gonna be unoriginal
and say Casablanca.
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Mmm.
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The ending scene
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where, um, Humphrey
Bogart and Ingrid Bergman
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are standing in the
rain saying goodbye.
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And they love each other,
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but they can't be together
'cause it's impossible.
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But that doesn't take away
from what they had together.
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And he looks her in
the eye, and he says,
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"We'll always have Paris."
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That's a great scene.
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Oh, my God, you've
never seen it.
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-Yes, I have. Yes, I have.
-You're fucking lying.
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-You're lying.
-You should definitely check it out.
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It's a classic.
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I'll watch it after
you read this.
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I don't wanna read "Blindness,
Blindness, Blindness".
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I'm never reading that.
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It's one "Blindness".
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This is a... This is a design.
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Blindness.
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Oh, my...
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Hi.
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Dinner's ready.
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-Here you go.
-Oh, my God.
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This looks amazing.
233
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Thank you. I hope you like it.
234
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Who cooks scallops at home?
235
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You know, I like doing it.
236
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What do you like about it?
237
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I just find it relaxing.
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Can I ask you something?
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Yeah, shoot.
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What was your first
impression of me?
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My first impression of you
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was that I was incredibly
attracted to you.
243
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I wanted to take
you out on a date,
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but you didn't like me.
245
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Well, I thought
you were a fuckboy.
246
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-What?
-But...
247
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I was intrigued.
248
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I won you over eventually.
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Yeah, third date.
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-Third date? Really?
-Mm-hmm.
251
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We just went to a bar.
252
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Yeah, I cried. It
was embarrassing.
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It was endearing.
254
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You made me feel better.
255
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I'm glad.
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Have you ever cried on a date?
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Nope.
258
00:14:06,930 --> 00:14:08,640
Have you ever
thrown up on a date?
259
00:14:08,723 --> 00:14:11,226
-No.
-Have you ever had your heart broken?
260
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Am I being
interviewed right now?
261
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I'm just trying to
get to know you.
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Have you ever had
your heart broken?
263
00:14:23,321 --> 00:14:25,657
Yes. Toby.
264
00:14:25,740 --> 00:14:27,867
Well, what happened with Toby?
265
00:14:28,535 --> 00:14:30,913
Well, we got together
when I was 16,
266
00:14:30,996 --> 00:14:35,041
which is also the year
my parents got divorced.
267
00:14:35,625 --> 00:14:36,752
Shitty year.
268
00:14:36,835 --> 00:14:38,753
We were together
for seven years.
269
00:14:39,254 --> 00:14:40,672
Thought he was the one.
270
00:14:41,172 --> 00:14:42,966
Guess he didn't think
so, which is fair enough,
271
00:14:43,049 --> 00:14:45,427
but also really painful.
272
00:14:46,261 --> 00:14:47,262
I'm sorry.
273
00:14:47,345 --> 00:14:48,847
It's okay. It happens.
274
00:14:50,098 --> 00:14:53,644
Except the night that it happened,
it, like, kind of came out of nowhere,
275
00:14:53,727 --> 00:14:57,981
and I had this, like,
insane urge to stab him.
276
00:15:00,483 --> 00:15:01,401
Seriously?
277
00:15:01,484 --> 00:15:03,862
Yeah, I mean, I
wanted to stab him.
278
00:15:03,945 --> 00:15:05,739
Like, I restrained myself.
279
00:15:05,822 --> 00:15:07,866
I'm not insane.
280
00:15:09,159 --> 00:15:10,160
But I'm also glad...
281
00:15:10,243 --> 00:15:11,328
...I'm not 10% crazier,
282
00:15:11,411 --> 00:15:13,288
'cause who knows what
that would have caused?
283
00:15:13,872 --> 00:15:15,165
Right.
284
00:15:16,124 --> 00:15:17,459
Am I freaking you out?
285
00:15:18,710 --> 00:15:19,836
No.
286
00:15:19,919 --> 00:15:22,589
-Okay, your turn.
-I don't know. I just...
287
00:15:22,672 --> 00:15:24,675
I guess I don't think
about it that much.
288
00:15:24,758 --> 00:15:26,593
Okay, so she really
messed you up.
289
00:15:26,676 --> 00:15:28,386
Mmm, not like that.
290
00:15:29,471 --> 00:15:31,890
-It's not like that.
-You don't have to tell me.
291
00:15:34,851 --> 00:15:35,852
So...
292
00:15:38,480 --> 00:15:41,483
When I was a kid, I
walked in on my dad...
293
00:15:43,443 --> 00:15:45,445
having sex with...
294
00:15:46,696 --> 00:15:47,697
our neighbor.
295
00:15:49,949 --> 00:15:50,867
Oh, my God.
296
00:15:50,950 --> 00:15:54,037
He was too much of a coward
to tell my mom, so...
297
00:15:56,539 --> 00:15:57,540
I had to do it.
298
00:15:58,708 --> 00:16:00,377
Isaac, that's horrible.
299
00:16:02,379 --> 00:16:03,380
Yeah.
300
00:16:04,130 --> 00:16:05,548
It was pretty heartbreaking.
301
00:16:09,386 --> 00:16:10,470
I'm sorry.
302
00:16:11,763 --> 00:16:13,181
Yeah, he's an asshole.
303
00:16:18,228 --> 00:16:19,729
This is so nice.
304
00:16:44,963 --> 00:16:46,763
-What are you doing?
-May I have this dance?
305
00:16:48,174 --> 00:16:49,676
Are you a little drunk?
306
00:16:50,635 --> 00:16:51,636
No.
307
00:16:52,637 --> 00:16:54,305
I'm not drunk. You're drunk.
308
00:17:44,439 --> 00:17:45,440
Wait.
309
00:17:48,318 --> 00:17:49,944
I took something
from the closet.
310
00:17:56,743 --> 00:17:59,579
-I thought you didn't wanna intrude.
-I changed my mind.
311
00:18:00,163 --> 00:18:03,333
Have you ever been
tied up before?
312
00:18:03,416 --> 00:18:05,210
You know, we thrive
in missionary.
313
00:18:05,293 --> 00:18:08,839
Um, but I'm open to anything.
314
00:18:08,922 --> 00:18:10,424
-Yeah?
-Except for butt stuff.
315
00:18:10,507 --> 00:18:11,925
I just... I draw the line there.
316
00:18:12,008 --> 00:18:13,593
I just... I had a procedure
a couple of years ago
317
00:18:13,676 --> 00:18:15,303
where they inserted a
balloon into my ass.
318
00:18:15,386 --> 00:18:17,848
Yeah, I don't need... We
don't need to go there.
319
00:18:17,931 --> 00:18:20,308
Um, do you... You
wanna give it a try?
320
00:18:20,391 --> 00:18:22,018
-Yeah.
-Yeah?
321
00:18:22,101 --> 00:18:23,478
I have to take a shot first.
322
00:18:23,561 --> 00:18:25,564
Let's go. Let's fucking go.
323
00:18:25,647 --> 00:18:28,232
Let's fucking go. All right.
324
00:18:34,405 --> 00:18:35,657
-Another one.
-Yeah.
325
00:18:36,741 --> 00:18:37,784
Okay, tie me up.
326
00:18:37,867 --> 00:18:40,036
-There we go.
-Okay. Whoa.
327
00:18:40,119 --> 00:18:41,663
-You ain't getting out of that, right?
-No.
328
00:18:41,746 --> 00:18:43,580
Okay. These have
gotta be the leg ones.
329
00:18:44,624 --> 00:18:47,002
-Forgive me, Father, for I have sinned.
-That's right.
330
00:18:47,085 --> 00:18:49,129
-Whoa.
-Hey!
331
00:18:49,212 --> 00:18:50,589
-Whoa.
-Look at that.
332
00:18:50,672 --> 00:18:52,924
-Whoo!
-What happened to the...
333
00:18:53,007 --> 00:18:54,718
Oh, there it is.
334
00:18:54,801 --> 00:18:55,677
-Found it.
-Ow!
335
00:18:55,760 --> 00:18:56,595
Ow!
336
00:18:56,678 --> 00:18:58,638
Like that?
337
00:18:58,721 --> 00:19:00,390
How does it work? Here we go.
338
00:19:00,473 --> 00:19:01,475
-Perfect.
-You stay like that.
339
00:19:01,558 --> 00:19:02,559
I'm just gonna
leave for a minute.
340
00:19:02,642 --> 00:19:04,269
-I'll be right back.
-No! Come on.
341
00:19:04,352 --> 00:19:05,686
Take her to the barracks.
342
00:19:06,688 --> 00:19:09,232
A salty little prisoner.
Let's get our heads together.
343
00:19:09,315 --> 00:19:11,193
I can't do anything like that.
344
00:19:11,276 --> 00:19:13,904
Like, I can't get, and I
can't, can't get my bra off.
345
00:19:13,987 --> 00:19:15,279
You ready?
346
00:19:29,002 --> 00:19:30,545
-No!
-What?
347
00:19:30,628 --> 00:19:32,255
I can't do this.
348
00:19:32,755 --> 00:19:35,050
I wanted to, but I just...
I'm not that kind of girl.
349
00:19:35,133 --> 00:19:38,011
Okay, yeah. No, no.
We can... we can stop.
350
00:19:38,094 --> 00:19:39,429
No, I don't wanna stop.
I don't wanna stop.
351
00:19:39,512 --> 00:19:42,724
This is so fun. I just don't think
I can be the one that's tied up.
352
00:19:42,807 --> 00:19:45,685
You wanna switch?
353
00:19:47,020 --> 00:19:48,021
Is that okay?
354
00:19:48,605 --> 00:19:50,023
-Yeah.
-Yeah?
355
00:19:50,106 --> 00:19:51,149
Let's get you out
of these cuffs.
356
00:19:51,232 --> 00:19:53,360
I'm sorry that I yelled at you.
357
00:19:53,443 --> 00:19:55,403
It's okay. Let's get you out.
358
00:19:55,486 --> 00:19:57,071
-This is...
-I'm in a cold sweat.
359
00:19:58,740 --> 00:20:00,867
-Is that okay?
-Yeah.
360
00:20:02,827 --> 00:20:04,579
You wanna do my legs, too?
361
00:20:05,163 --> 00:20:06,539
That doesn't freak you out?
362
00:20:07,040 --> 00:20:08,500
Might as well go for it.
363
00:20:08,583 --> 00:20:10,919
I'll make it nice
and tight for you.
364
00:20:11,502 --> 00:20:12,629
Are you ready?
365
00:20:14,422 --> 00:20:15,422
Come here.
366
00:20:33,691 --> 00:20:35,443
-Feels good for you?
-Fuck, yeah.
367
00:20:37,695 --> 00:20:39,281
It's bright in here. Oh, my God.
368
00:20:39,364 --> 00:20:40,907
-You like that it's bright?
-Yeah.
369
00:20:40,990 --> 00:20:43,201
-It's a bright lamp.
-I like it with the lights on.
370
00:20:43,284 --> 00:20:45,704
I like to have sex in the dark
'cause I'm self-conscious.
371
00:20:45,787 --> 00:20:47,372
Oh, my God. You're so hot.
372
00:20:48,289 --> 00:20:49,207
Really?
373
00:20:49,290 --> 00:20:51,208
Oh, fuck, yeah.
374
00:20:58,925 --> 00:20:59,926
Oh, fuck.
375
00:21:10,979 --> 00:21:13,189
Okay. Are you... are you
close? Are you close?
376
00:21:13,272 --> 00:21:14,982
I already came, like,
three minutes ago.
377
00:21:36,921 --> 00:21:37,922
I'm gonna go pee.
378
00:21:39,215 --> 00:21:40,466
-Okay.
-I'll be right back.
379
00:22:08,870 --> 00:22:10,330
That was really fun.
380
00:22:10,413 --> 00:22:12,832
It's just crazy.
381
00:22:13,666 --> 00:22:14,666
What is?
382
00:22:15,251 --> 00:22:16,169
You know.
383
00:22:16,252 --> 00:22:18,588
No. What?
384
00:22:19,255 --> 00:22:20,798
I just didn't expect this.
385
00:22:21,299 --> 00:22:22,925
Expect what? The handcuffs?
386
00:22:23,593 --> 00:22:24,761
No.
387
00:22:24,844 --> 00:22:26,554
For it to feel this easy.
388
00:22:27,472 --> 00:22:29,307
Our first trip as a couple.
389
00:22:36,522 --> 00:22:37,732
Um...
390
00:22:39,150 --> 00:22:40,151
I, uh...
391
00:22:41,652 --> 00:22:43,654
I don't...
392
00:22:44,822 --> 00:22:46,157
I'm not really...
393
00:22:48,451 --> 00:22:49,702
You're not really what?
394
00:22:51,704 --> 00:22:53,331
Looking for a relationship?
395
00:22:55,583 --> 00:22:57,502
Wait, what are
you talking about?
396
00:22:57,585 --> 00:22:58,878
I mean, I...
397
00:23:00,505 --> 00:23:01,423
I think you're great.
398
00:23:01,506 --> 00:23:04,634
I'm just not really looking
for a relationship right now.
399
00:23:05,301 --> 00:23:06,385
Are you joking?
400
00:23:07,345 --> 00:23:08,763
No.
401
00:23:09,430 --> 00:23:10,348
Wait.
402
00:23:10,431 --> 00:23:12,809
What do you mean, you're not
looking for a relationship?
403
00:23:12,892 --> 00:23:14,477
We've been dating
for four months.
404
00:23:14,560 --> 00:23:16,771
What did you think
we were doing here?
405
00:23:16,854 --> 00:23:19,357
What do you mean? We're
hanging out. We're having fun.
406
00:23:19,440 --> 00:23:21,692
We are exclusively
seeing each other.
407
00:23:22,276 --> 00:23:23,569
No, we're not.
408
00:23:24,654 --> 00:23:26,281
What are you talking about?
409
00:23:26,364 --> 00:23:28,867
-What are you talking about?
-No, like a month ago,
410
00:23:28,950 --> 00:23:31,536
I said I didn't want you
to have unprotected sex
411
00:23:31,619 --> 00:23:33,121
if you were sleeping
with other people,
412
00:23:33,204 --> 00:23:36,499
and that's the only reason that we,
you know, haven't been using condoms.
413
00:23:36,582 --> 00:23:40,503
No. You said you didn't
wanna have unprotected sex
414
00:23:40,586 --> 00:23:43,214
if we were also doing
that with other people.
415
00:23:43,297 --> 00:23:45,508
No, I said I didn't wanna
have unprotected sex
416
00:23:45,591 --> 00:23:48,053
-if we weren't exclusive.
-No, that's not what you said.
417
00:23:48,136 --> 00:23:50,138
You said that you didn't
wanna have unprotected sex
418
00:23:50,221 --> 00:23:52,724
with anyone else for
sexual health reasons,
419
00:23:52,807 --> 00:23:54,308
which I totally respected.
420
00:23:55,309 --> 00:23:57,478
Are you sleeping
with other women?
421
00:23:58,312 --> 00:23:59,313
Yeah.
422
00:24:00,356 --> 00:24:03,860
Uh. No, it depends on how you
define... "sleeping with."
423
00:24:03,943 --> 00:24:06,237
Oh, my God, I'm...
I'm horrified.
424
00:24:06,320 --> 00:24:09,449
I... was... wearing condoms.
425
00:24:09,532 --> 00:24:11,033
What are you...
426
00:24:11,534 --> 00:24:13,203
This is what we talked
about. I don't understand.
427
00:24:13,286 --> 00:24:14,954
We never talked about this.
428
00:24:15,037 --> 00:24:17,874
Look, I never said I was
looking for a relationship.
429
00:24:17,957 --> 00:24:21,753
If that's what you want, maybe
we should stop seeing each other.
430
00:24:21,836 --> 00:24:23,630
What the fuck are
you talking about?
431
00:24:23,713 --> 00:24:25,715
-I'm just saying.
-I like you, and you like me.
432
00:24:25,798 --> 00:24:27,675
We should definitely not
stop seeing each other.
433
00:24:27,758 --> 00:24:29,094
I don't really...
434
00:24:29,177 --> 00:24:31,554
Well, can we just not
have this conversation
435
00:24:31,637 --> 00:24:32,639
when I'm cuffed to the bed?
436
00:24:32,722 --> 00:24:33,723
Why would you bring me here?
437
00:24:33,806 --> 00:24:35,600
Why would you spend all day
acting like my boyfriend?
438
00:24:35,683 --> 00:24:37,227
Why would you tell
your mom about me?
439
00:24:37,310 --> 00:24:39,395
Why would you eat me
out in broad daylight?
440
00:24:39,478 --> 00:24:41,815
Like... that's fucking
boyfriend shit.
441
00:24:41,898 --> 00:24:42,982
Why would you, like,
442
00:24:43,065 --> 00:24:45,527
hold my feet in that
way and kiss me deeply?
443
00:24:45,610 --> 00:24:48,196
And why would you bring me
on this fucking fancy trip?
444
00:24:48,279 --> 00:24:49,572
It's fucking bullshit!
445
00:24:49,655 --> 00:24:51,574
You're being kinda
crazy right now.
446
00:24:52,533 --> 00:24:54,035
I'm being crazy?
447
00:24:54,535 --> 00:24:57,831
You're being fucking
crazy. You pursued me.
448
00:24:57,914 --> 00:24:58,915
Is this what you do?
449
00:24:58,998 --> 00:25:00,333
You bring women on,
like, fancy trips,
450
00:25:00,416 --> 00:25:02,001
and then you dump them,
and you call them crazy?
451
00:25:02,084 --> 00:25:05,213
-Is this, like, your... your big plan?
-Iris, calm down.
452
00:25:05,296 --> 00:25:08,216
Calm down? Do not
tell me to calm down.
453
00:25:08,299 --> 00:25:10,510
Why are you making this
such a fucking big deal?
454
00:25:10,593 --> 00:25:12,762
-I did nothing wrong.
-Seriously?
455
00:25:12,845 --> 00:25:15,556
I don't like this. I'm not...
I'm not... I'm not into this.
456
00:25:16,390 --> 00:25:17,391
You're right.
457
00:25:17,975 --> 00:25:20,603
You did nothing wrong, so
you can sleep like that.
458
00:25:20,686 --> 00:25:22,230
Are you fucking ser... Come on.
459
00:25:22,980 --> 00:25:23,981
Iris.
460
00:25:27,693 --> 00:25:28,694
Iris!
461
00:25:34,158 --> 00:25:35,159
Fuck.
462
00:25:43,584 --> 00:25:44,835
Shit.
463
00:25:53,678 --> 00:25:56,055
-Hey, sweetie.
-I'm sorry. I didn't wake you, right?
464
00:25:56,138 --> 00:25:58,558
No, I'm just heading off to bed.
465
00:25:58,641 --> 00:26:00,268
Where are you?
Why is it so dark?
466
00:26:00,351 --> 00:26:03,938
I'm just sitting in the car 'cause
I was gonna go out for a drive,
467
00:26:04,021 --> 00:26:05,607
but I drank too much whiskey.
468
00:26:05,690 --> 00:26:08,651
Oh, no, sweetie. Whiskey.
You can't drink whiskey.
469
00:26:08,734 --> 00:26:10,403
Remember what
happened last time?
470
00:26:10,486 --> 00:26:13,198
Mom, Isaac and I got
in a really big fight.
471
00:26:13,281 --> 00:26:14,449
What about?
472
00:26:14,532 --> 00:26:17,076
He doesn't wanna be
in a relationship.
473
00:26:17,159 --> 00:26:18,786
Oh, baby.
474
00:26:18,869 --> 00:26:20,455
Mom, I don't...
Like, should I leave?
475
00:26:20,538 --> 00:26:23,291
Like, this is so
weird. I... I don't...
476
00:26:24,083 --> 00:26:27,378
You know, your dad almost
stood me up on our wedding day.
477
00:26:27,878 --> 00:26:29,755
Got a bad case of cold feet.
478
00:26:30,256 --> 00:26:34,343
Tried to ditch me at the venue like
an hour before we exchanged vows.
479
00:26:34,927 --> 00:26:38,431
But I wouldn't let him
because I knew he loved me.
480
00:26:39,265 --> 00:26:40,599
You guys are divorced.
481
00:26:41,267 --> 00:26:42,894
Yeah, but we both know
that was my doing.
482
00:26:42,977 --> 00:26:46,480
My point is, sometimes men
don't know what's best for them.
483
00:26:47,315 --> 00:26:50,693
If I were you, I wouldn't let
Isaac walk away just like that.
484
00:26:50,776 --> 00:26:52,987
-Really?
-Really.
485
00:26:53,070 --> 00:26:54,948
Just go and talk to him.
486
00:26:55,031 --> 00:26:57,200
Be your beautiful self.
487
00:26:57,283 --> 00:26:59,953
Show him those
amazing eyes of yours.
488
00:27:00,036 --> 00:27:02,038
Take your clothes off, maybe.
489
00:27:02,121 --> 00:27:04,165
Put on that lingerie I gave you.
490
00:27:04,248 --> 00:27:06,626
-Where is he right now?
-Are you... Are you serious?
491
00:27:06,709 --> 00:27:10,046
Who else is gonna tell
you, use your body?
492
00:27:10,129 --> 00:27:11,965
Society tells me this every day,
493
00:27:12,048 --> 00:27:13,549
so I just... it would
be nice to call my mom
494
00:27:13,632 --> 00:27:15,551
and have her be like,
"Use your heart."
495
00:27:15,634 --> 00:27:18,763
I don't get a good reaction when
I say it to young people your age.
496
00:27:18,846 --> 00:27:20,806
It's true.
497
00:27:21,640 --> 00:27:23,476
-I love you.
-I love you too, sweetie.
498
00:27:23,559 --> 00:27:25,185
I'm hanging up on you. Goodbye.
499
00:27:43,829 --> 00:27:44,830
Hey, I just...
500
00:28:45,808 --> 00:28:49,478
Please, God, can you please
make him stay with me?
501
00:28:50,062 --> 00:28:53,065
I think that we could make
each other really happy.
502
00:29:10,749 --> 00:29:14,170
When fear strikes, the
need to run becomes primal.
503
00:29:14,253 --> 00:29:18,883
In this episode, I'm going to explain how
to help your partner resist that urge.
504
00:29:18,966 --> 00:29:23,971
In the 1970s, I conducted a study on 12
brave couples on the brink of divorce.
505
00:29:24,054 --> 00:29:26,557
My findings were fascinating.
506
00:29:27,391 --> 00:29:28,726
Let's dig in.
507
00:29:43,741 --> 00:29:45,493
Good morning!
508
00:29:48,370 --> 00:29:50,748
-What... What time is it?
-I don't know.
509
00:29:53,584 --> 00:29:56,838
Okay, can you... can
you uncuff me now?
510
00:29:56,921 --> 00:29:58,172
I was thinking.
511
00:29:59,006 --> 00:30:00,007
What if I don't?
512
00:30:01,133 --> 00:30:03,177
Don't uncuff me?
513
00:30:03,761 --> 00:30:04,887
Yeah.
514
00:30:05,471 --> 00:30:07,098
I don't understand the question.
515
00:30:07,181 --> 00:30:10,267
What if you give me 12
hours to show you...
516
00:30:11,977 --> 00:30:13,729
what we could be together?
517
00:30:14,563 --> 00:30:16,149
See, the thing is, you
don't really know me.
518
00:30:16,232 --> 00:30:18,901
You only know this version
of me that I've shown you,
519
00:30:18,984 --> 00:30:21,571
but I think if you really got to
know me, you would change your mind
520
00:30:21,654 --> 00:30:23,406
about the whole
relationship thing.
521
00:30:23,489 --> 00:30:24,490
Iris.
522
00:30:24,573 --> 00:30:26,242
See, I was up all night
reading these articles
523
00:30:26,325 --> 00:30:28,035
by this relationship
expert, Sandra James.
524
00:30:28,118 --> 00:30:30,121
And she was saying that
when you're fighting
525
00:30:30,204 --> 00:30:31,581
with your significant other,
526
00:30:31,664 --> 00:30:33,583
you should stay in the
room until you resolve it.
527
00:30:33,666 --> 00:30:34,834
She says in some cases,
528
00:30:34,917 --> 00:30:38,212
couples literally tie themselves
together for 24 hours.
529
00:30:38,295 --> 00:30:39,297
Iris...
530
00:30:39,380 --> 00:30:41,883
Let's just stay here
for the rest of the day.
531
00:30:41,966 --> 00:30:44,552
And if by the end of it,
you don't wanna be with me,
532
00:30:45,302 --> 00:30:46,637
then fine.
533
00:30:46,720 --> 00:30:49,932
No, no, I don't... I
don't wanna do that.
534
00:30:50,015 --> 00:30:51,767
I don't think you
know what you want.
535
00:30:51,850 --> 00:30:53,519
Like, I think you think
you know what you want,
536
00:30:53,602 --> 00:30:54,937
but that's not
actually what you want.
537
00:30:55,020 --> 00:30:56,314
'Cause I don't think
you know what you want.
538
00:30:56,397 --> 00:30:57,732
If you really thought
about what you wanted,
539
00:30:57,815 --> 00:30:58,816
it wouldn't be what you wanted.
540
00:30:58,899 --> 00:30:59,984
-Okay.
-If you wanted that,
541
00:31:00,067 --> 00:31:01,194
'cause it wouldn't
be what you want.
542
00:31:01,277 --> 00:31:02,361
Why don't you, um...
543
00:31:03,529 --> 00:31:06,157
Why don't you uncuff me,
and we can talk about it?
544
00:31:06,240 --> 00:31:08,993
What if these are gifts
from the universe?
545
00:31:09,076 --> 00:31:10,077
A gift?
546
00:31:10,160 --> 00:31:13,163
A gift that I could save
you from self-sabotage!
547
00:31:13,747 --> 00:31:17,793
Look, this is "Sondra's" theory,
not mine, and she's got the PhD.
548
00:31:17,876 --> 00:31:20,463
"Sondra," Sandra, who the
fuck are you talking about?
549
00:31:20,546 --> 00:31:21,547
So, you'll do it.
550
00:31:21,630 --> 00:31:23,799
No! Uncuff me!
551
00:31:23,882 --> 00:31:26,093
Fine, I'll uncuff you, but then
I'll just have to stab you.
552
00:31:26,176 --> 00:31:27,136
-What?
-It's like,
553
00:31:27,219 --> 00:31:29,013
all I want is to feel deeply
554
00:31:29,096 --> 00:31:30,890
and get into the nitty-gritty
of a relationship
555
00:31:30,973 --> 00:31:32,350
and be vulnerable and have love.
556
00:31:32,433 --> 00:31:35,144
Like, that's what I want. It's
like, let me make you breakfast!
557
00:31:37,563 --> 00:31:38,564
Yeah.
558
00:31:40,065 --> 00:31:41,900
Breakfast, yeah, yeah.
Make me breakfast.
559
00:31:43,360 --> 00:31:44,361
Really?
560
00:31:45,029 --> 00:31:49,325
Yeah. Let's... do the 12 hours.
561
00:31:49,408 --> 00:31:51,702
Let's... Let's do that.
562
00:31:51,785 --> 00:31:54,539
We just need to connect.
563
00:31:54,622 --> 00:31:56,040
Yeah, for sure.
564
00:31:57,041 --> 00:31:58,250
Okay, breakfast.
565
00:31:59,084 --> 00:32:01,546
The most important
meal of the day.
566
00:32:01,629 --> 00:32:03,588
Breakfast!
567
00:32:09,928 --> 00:32:10,929
Making breakfast.
568
00:32:11,680 --> 00:32:12,681
We're making breakfast.
569
00:32:15,017 --> 00:32:16,518
French toast, his favorite.
570
00:32:25,819 --> 00:32:26,820
Okay.
571
00:32:27,321 --> 00:32:28,739
Need an egg, okay.
572
00:32:29,406 --> 00:32:30,407
Need an egg.
573
00:32:53,180 --> 00:32:56,392
God, please, please
don't let her kill me.
574
00:32:57,768 --> 00:33:00,437
I know I'm not perfect, but I
don't think I deserve to die.
575
00:33:01,397 --> 00:33:03,357
Not like this.
576
00:33:10,739 --> 00:33:11,490
Oh.
577
00:33:11,573 --> 00:33:13,659
Hi. Hey.
578
00:33:14,910 --> 00:33:16,037
How do you know where I live?
579
00:33:16,120 --> 00:33:18,164
I'm so sorry. I do not
know where you live.
580
00:33:18,247 --> 00:33:21,000
I... I'm just staying at
the farmhouse down the road.
581
00:33:21,083 --> 00:33:23,961
I... I promise you, I did
not know that you lived here.
582
00:33:24,044 --> 00:33:25,671
You're staying at the farmhouse?
583
00:33:26,255 --> 00:33:27,256
Yeah.
584
00:33:28,549 --> 00:33:31,469
Uh, sorry if I
seemed rude earlier,
585
00:33:31,552 --> 00:33:34,847
but there have been some
local high schoolers
586
00:33:34,930 --> 00:33:38,100
who've been trying to have
sexual intercourse in the creek.
587
00:33:38,183 --> 00:33:40,728
Oh, yeah, I'm...
I'm a full adult,
588
00:33:40,811 --> 00:33:43,605
and I only get sexual inside.
589
00:33:44,732 --> 00:33:48,069
I, uh, was wondering
if you would be open,
590
00:33:48,152 --> 00:33:50,905
um, to letting me borrow an egg.
591
00:33:50,988 --> 00:33:53,240
I know that's crazy, and
I wouldn't give it back,
592
00:33:53,323 --> 00:33:55,910
but I, uh, I'm Iris, by the way,
593
00:33:55,993 --> 00:33:59,121
and I'm making French
toast for my boyfriend.
594
00:33:59,204 --> 00:34:01,123
-Steve.
-His name's Isaac.
595
00:34:01,790 --> 00:34:03,584
-I'm Steve.
-Oh.
596
00:34:04,126 --> 00:34:05,336
So nice to meet you, Steve.
597
00:34:05,419 --> 00:34:06,670
You want an egg?
598
00:34:07,254 --> 00:34:08,379
I would love an egg.
599
00:34:28,734 --> 00:34:31,236
Oh, my fucking God, does
he not like French toast?
600
00:34:32,404 --> 00:34:33,405
Does he like...
601
00:34:34,531 --> 00:34:35,783
No, he got French toast.
602
00:34:35,866 --> 00:34:37,159
He got French toast.
603
00:34:37,659 --> 00:34:38,577
He liked...
604
00:34:38,660 --> 00:34:40,621
At that diner, he
got French toast.
605
00:34:41,371 --> 00:34:43,289
Okay, we're making French toast.
606
00:34:49,254 --> 00:34:50,881
Breakfast is served.
607
00:34:53,258 --> 00:34:54,259
I need to pee.
608
00:34:55,469 --> 00:34:57,471
And we're gonna figure it out.
609
00:35:03,185 --> 00:35:05,521
I'm sorry. I totally
forgot men peed.
610
00:35:06,313 --> 00:35:07,648
But this is kind of fun, right?
611
00:35:07,731 --> 00:35:11,318
Like, it could be, like,
us when we're older,
612
00:35:11,401 --> 00:35:14,739
you decrepit and bedridden, me
holding your penis in a bowl
613
00:35:14,822 --> 00:35:16,073
while you relieve yourself.
614
00:35:16,156 --> 00:35:17,158
Please, stop.
615
00:35:17,241 --> 00:35:18,242
Didn't land.
616
00:35:18,325 --> 00:35:19,952
Wasn't the right
time for a joke.
617
00:35:20,452 --> 00:35:22,203
I totally understand that.
618
00:35:25,415 --> 00:35:27,000
Oh, my God.
619
00:35:28,877 --> 00:35:30,546
A bit dehydrated.
620
00:35:31,839 --> 00:35:32,840
No?
621
00:35:33,715 --> 00:35:34,716
I'm so sorry.
622
00:35:39,096 --> 00:35:40,430
So, how are you?
623
00:35:40,931 --> 00:35:42,182
I'm okay.
624
00:35:43,016 --> 00:35:44,017
Yeah.
625
00:35:44,852 --> 00:35:45,853
How are you?
626
00:35:46,812 --> 00:35:47,855
I'm okay.
627
00:35:48,438 --> 00:35:49,857
Didn't really have, um...
628
00:35:51,650 --> 00:35:53,319
a plan after the...
629
00:35:53,402 --> 00:35:55,696
after the breakfast
idea, so kind of just...
630
00:35:58,282 --> 00:36:02,077
figuring out... how to
keep the vibes going.
631
00:36:03,453 --> 00:36:06,623
Do you want me to ask you, um,
more about your childhood, or...
632
00:36:08,041 --> 00:36:08,959
No, no.
633
00:36:09,042 --> 00:36:10,127
Why don't you...
634
00:36:11,753 --> 00:36:13,422
...tell me about yours?
635
00:36:13,922 --> 00:36:14,882
I wanna know you better.
636
00:36:14,965 --> 00:36:17,343
No, no, it's... I don't want... I
don't like talking about myself.
637
00:36:17,426 --> 00:36:21,096
Oh, come on. You're asking me
all the questions all the time.
638
00:36:21,179 --> 00:36:22,514
Why don't we switch it up?
639
00:36:23,473 --> 00:36:24,474
Hmm?
640
00:36:26,018 --> 00:36:27,603
Okay, what do you wanna know?
641
00:36:28,186 --> 00:36:30,439
What was your childhood
like? Did you ever...
642
00:36:32,357 --> 00:36:33,275
break a bone?
643
00:36:33,358 --> 00:36:35,736
I mean, who was
your first crush?
644
00:36:35,819 --> 00:36:37,279
I wanna know everything.
645
00:36:37,988 --> 00:36:39,781
-Okay.
-Yeah.
646
00:36:40,490 --> 00:36:41,742
I can do that.
647
00:36:42,367 --> 00:36:43,285
Great.
648
00:36:43,368 --> 00:36:46,163
Well, apparently it was a
crazy heat wave that night,
649
00:36:46,246 --> 00:36:47,957
and my mom woke up in
the middle of the night
650
00:36:48,040 --> 00:36:49,792
already two centimeters dilated.
651
00:36:49,875 --> 00:36:54,463
They said that my head was so big
that it actually ripped her vagina.
652
00:36:54,546 --> 00:36:56,423
The doctor said that he
had never seen something
653
00:36:56,506 --> 00:36:59,051
-that graphic before.
-Wow.
654
00:36:59,134 --> 00:37:01,679
It's really rare for baby
girls to get hernias.
655
00:37:01,762 --> 00:37:03,222
It's much more common in boys.
656
00:37:03,305 --> 00:37:06,058
The way I stopped wetting the
bed was by lucid dreaming,
657
00:37:06,141 --> 00:37:08,102
which my therapist said
was very impressive.
658
00:37:08,185 --> 00:37:09,603
Can I be honest?
659
00:37:09,686 --> 00:37:11,229
Paris sucks.
660
00:37:11,730 --> 00:37:12,940
Not for everyone.
661
00:37:13,023 --> 00:37:15,860
And I actually think the croissants
are better at Dunkin' Donuts.
662
00:37:15,943 --> 00:37:19,947
So, I'm on a flight to
Amsterdam to New York,
663
00:37:20,030 --> 00:37:22,575
and my friend is like,
"Here, take this edible,"
664
00:37:22,658 --> 00:37:24,994
and I was like, "Okay, I
guess that could be fun."
665
00:37:25,077 --> 00:37:27,580
I immediately have
a panic attack,
666
00:37:27,663 --> 00:37:29,081
and I go up to the
stewardess and I'm like,
667
00:37:29,164 --> 00:37:32,291
"It's going down. The plane's
going down. We need to land."
668
00:37:43,512 --> 00:37:45,263
What are you looking at?
669
00:37:46,223 --> 00:37:47,557
Is it a bird?
670
00:37:48,141 --> 00:37:49,393
Yeah, yeah, it was a bird.
671
00:37:51,561 --> 00:37:52,521
It was a bird.
672
00:37:52,604 --> 00:37:56,358
So, in the sixth grade, I did
this dance at a talent show,
673
00:37:56,441 --> 00:37:59,027
and it was hard to say, like,
674
00:37:59,528 --> 00:38:01,155
if it was good or not,
675
00:38:01,238 --> 00:38:04,116
but my crush who had
never spoken to me before,
676
00:38:04,199 --> 00:38:05,242
did ask me out the next day,
677
00:38:05,325 --> 00:38:07,577
so I like to think that that
had something to do with it.
678
00:38:08,161 --> 00:38:09,371
A dance?
679
00:38:09,454 --> 00:38:10,456
Yeah, it was...
680
00:38:10,539 --> 00:38:13,125
It was so ridiculous.
681
00:38:13,709 --> 00:38:16,920
That doesn't sound
ridiculous. That sounds sweet.
682
00:38:17,671 --> 00:38:18,672
I'd love to see it.
683
00:38:18,755 --> 00:38:21,216
Yeah, one day I'll
show you the video.
684
00:38:21,299 --> 00:38:24,302
No, no, no, do the dance for me.
685
00:38:24,970 --> 00:38:26,096
I wanna see it live.
686
00:38:26,179 --> 00:38:28,557
I'm not gonna perform a
dance for you. That's insane.
687
00:38:28,640 --> 00:38:31,101
Come on. I'd really
love to see it.
688
00:38:31,184 --> 00:38:34,355
And... And if you have a... a
recording of it, that's perfect.
689
00:38:34,438 --> 00:38:37,524
You could... practice
in the living room.
690
00:38:39,484 --> 00:38:40,402
Seriously?
691
00:38:40,485 --> 00:38:44,281
I wanna see the dance
that won over your crush.
692
00:38:45,282 --> 00:38:47,492
You're such a great
dancer. We know this.
693
00:38:48,493 --> 00:38:50,496
It'd be so fun. Come on.
694
00:38:50,579 --> 00:38:51,580
Please?
695
00:38:51,663 --> 00:38:55,208
Okay, I am getting very bored
of talking about myself.
696
00:38:55,792 --> 00:38:57,586
Uh, maybe it's good to
switch up the energy.
697
00:38:57,669 --> 00:38:59,129
-Okay.
-Switch it up.
698
00:38:59,212 --> 00:39:00,839
-I'm switching it up.
-Let's go.
699
00:39:00,922 --> 00:39:02,341
All right. I'm gonna
do that. I'll be back.
700
00:39:02,424 --> 00:39:03,592
All right, great.
701
00:39:03,675 --> 00:39:05,343
-Okay.
-All right.
702
00:39:07,095 --> 00:39:09,388
Oh, shit. Fuck my life.
703
00:40:00,982 --> 00:40:02,067
Goddamn it.
704
00:40:11,034 --> 00:40:12,410
Help, help. help!
705
00:40:13,036 --> 00:40:14,830
Hey! Hey!
706
00:40:15,580 --> 00:40:16,581
Help!
707
00:40:18,625 --> 00:40:19,751
Help!
708
00:40:20,335 --> 00:40:21,712
Please, come on!
709
00:40:21,795 --> 00:40:23,630
No, no, no, come on. Come back!
710
00:40:23,713 --> 00:40:25,257
Hey, is everything okay?
711
00:40:26,258 --> 00:40:27,301
Yeah.
712
00:40:27,384 --> 00:40:28,469
Yeah, everything's fine.
713
00:40:28,552 --> 00:40:32,306
I was... I was just, um, wondering
when you were gonna be ready.
714
00:40:32,389 --> 00:40:34,558
Just need a few more minutes
and I'll be right back.
715
00:40:34,641 --> 00:40:35,642
Okay, great.
716
00:40:35,725 --> 00:40:36,769
Whoo!
717
00:40:36,852 --> 00:40:37,852
Whoo.
718
00:40:43,066 --> 00:40:46,987
Do not have the knees of
an 11-year-old anymore.
719
00:40:47,070 --> 00:40:48,779
Do you enjoy modern dance?
720
00:40:51,408 --> 00:40:52,909
Or are you more of a jazz girl?
721
00:41:08,508 --> 00:41:11,261
Okay, do you wanna switch cards,
or do you wanna keep these cards?
722
00:41:11,344 --> 00:41:13,722
Your... left hand.
723
00:41:13,805 --> 00:41:14,973
-This one?
-Mm-hmm.
724
00:41:16,016 --> 00:41:17,559
Oh, it was a two.
725
00:41:20,979 --> 00:41:22,940
Ow, ow, it's stinging.
726
00:41:23,023 --> 00:41:24,900
-It... It's burning.
-Yeah.
727
00:41:24,983 --> 00:41:28,320
Yeah, sometimes things
that hurt are good for us.
728
00:41:28,904 --> 00:41:30,655
This is what I'd
look like pregnant.
729
00:41:33,950 --> 00:41:35,660
I'm just kidding. Jesus Christ.
730
00:41:42,876 --> 00:41:44,127
Ow!
731
00:41:44,669 --> 00:41:46,296
Is it an ace?
732
00:41:47,130 --> 00:41:48,130
No.
733
00:41:59,768 --> 00:42:00,686
Wow.
734
00:42:00,769 --> 00:42:02,395
I mean...
735
00:42:03,188 --> 00:42:05,147
I mean, I'd clap, but...
736
00:42:12,280 --> 00:42:13,281
Mmm.
737
00:42:14,199 --> 00:42:15,199
Um...
738
00:42:17,202 --> 00:42:20,497
So, did I ever tell you about the
story of when I kissed my cousin?
739
00:42:21,248 --> 00:42:22,958
No, that sounds pretty weird.
740
00:42:23,041 --> 00:42:26,795
In my defense, I was blackout
drunk at a family reunion.
741
00:42:27,295 --> 00:42:30,507
I hadn't touched a man in six months,
and I thought he was a waiter.
742
00:42:31,007 --> 00:42:32,008
Yikes.
743
00:42:33,260 --> 00:42:36,471
I thought it would get a laugh. I
thought you'd think it was funny.
744
00:42:39,140 --> 00:42:41,393
Actually, I also
kissed my cousin once.
745
00:42:41,476 --> 00:42:43,896
Okay, we're both cousin kissers.
746
00:42:43,979 --> 00:42:48,817
This may be worse because I
definitely knew she was my cousin.
747
00:42:48,900 --> 00:42:50,235
Oh, my God.
748
00:42:50,318 --> 00:42:51,862
We have to unpack this.
749
00:42:51,945 --> 00:42:53,363
-It's a long story.
-I wanna hear it.
750
00:42:53,446 --> 00:42:55,240
So, how old were you and what...
751
00:42:55,323 --> 00:42:56,533
It's been 12 hours.
752
00:42:56,616 --> 00:42:59,328
Yeah. Yeah, just tell
me a story first.
753
00:42:59,411 --> 00:43:01,330
It's been 12 hours, Iris.
754
00:43:01,413 --> 00:43:04,666
I think, uh, you
can uncuff me now.
755
00:43:05,917 --> 00:43:08,753
Yeah, I will, right now.
756
00:43:10,463 --> 00:43:12,007
Um, where is the key?
757
00:43:12,090 --> 00:43:14,676
I think it's down. Uh,
yeah, I think it fell.
758
00:43:24,978 --> 00:43:28,982
Um, has anything changed
about your, um, feelings
759
00:43:29,065 --> 00:43:31,401
for us being together?
760
00:43:31,484 --> 00:43:33,153
Uh, I don't know.
761
00:43:36,531 --> 00:43:38,909
-Really?
-I mean, uh,
762
00:43:38,992 --> 00:43:41,954
why don't you uncuff me,
and we can talk about it?
763
00:43:42,037 --> 00:43:44,039
Why can't we talk about it now?
764
00:43:44,122 --> 00:43:46,500
It's been 12 hours. Uncuff me.
765
00:43:46,583 --> 00:43:48,210
I... I am going to.
766
00:43:48,293 --> 00:43:49,378
I just... you don't think that
767
00:43:49,461 --> 00:43:51,505
-there's something special here?
-Iris.
768
00:43:51,588 --> 00:43:53,257
-Iris... No, no.
-No, no. Let me finish.
769
00:43:53,340 --> 00:43:56,218
-Just let me...
-I'm not doing this anymore. Okay?
770
00:43:56,301 --> 00:43:57,344
-Come on.
-I'm just trying to say
771
00:43:57,427 --> 00:43:58,595
-that it's really hard to meet people...
-No.
772
00:43:58,678 --> 00:43:59,680
...or at least it's hard for me
773
00:43:59,763 --> 00:44:00,764
-to meet people.
-Iris, I'm, um...
774
00:44:00,847 --> 00:44:03,225
-And this is something that is hard...
-My patience is running really thin here.
775
00:44:03,308 --> 00:44:04,685
...it's really hard to connect.
776
00:44:04,768 --> 00:44:06,811
Fuck you! Uncuff me right
now, you fucking psycho.
777
00:44:08,563 --> 00:44:11,233
You are literally going to jail.
778
00:44:11,316 --> 00:44:13,110
-You know that?
-What?
779
00:44:13,193 --> 00:44:14,861
This is a felony. Kidnapping.
780
00:44:14,944 --> 00:44:16,530
I didn't kidnap you.
781
00:44:16,613 --> 00:44:17,739
You absolutely did.
782
00:44:17,822 --> 00:44:19,074
Look at me. Look at me.
783
00:44:19,157 --> 00:44:20,158
You wanted to be tied up.
784
00:44:20,241 --> 00:44:22,411
This was your fucking idea!
You said that you liked it.
785
00:44:22,494 --> 00:44:24,663
Oh, my God, not
for 20-plus hours!
786
00:44:24,746 --> 00:44:25,747
You agreed to it!
787
00:44:25,830 --> 00:44:28,041
You threatened to stab me!
788
00:44:28,124 --> 00:44:30,335
I was joking!
789
00:44:30,418 --> 00:44:31,919
Didn't feel like
you were joking.
790
00:44:33,046 --> 00:44:35,674
-Yeah.
-You really thought that I would stab you?
791
00:44:35,757 --> 00:44:38,051
Yeah, you seemed
really fucking manic.
792
00:44:38,134 --> 00:44:39,814
And then you proceeded
not to let me leave.
793
00:44:40,303 --> 00:44:41,513
And then you told me
you almost stabbed
794
00:44:41,596 --> 00:44:42,931
your ex-boyfriend when
he broke up with you.
795
00:44:43,014 --> 00:44:45,100
That was just a thought
that went into my head.
796
00:44:45,183 --> 00:44:48,854
I would never actually stab him or
you. Who the fuck do you think I am?
797
00:44:48,937 --> 00:44:50,647
I felt like it was in
the realm of possibility.
798
00:44:50,730 --> 00:44:52,357
No, no, no, no, no.
I didn't kidnap you.
799
00:44:52,440 --> 00:44:54,860
I didn't, like, take
you here and, like,
800
00:44:54,943 --> 00:44:57,237
bring you to the house
and trap you, okay?
801
00:44:57,320 --> 00:44:59,156
That is not the only
way to kidnap someone.
802
00:44:59,239 --> 00:45:02,158
You didn't let me leave!
That is kidnapping.
803
00:45:04,244 --> 00:45:05,912
That's how they got O.J.
804
00:45:06,996 --> 00:45:08,915
-What?
-O.J. Simpson.
805
00:45:08,998 --> 00:45:11,835
Yeah, the reason why he went to
jail is because he was convicted
806
00:45:11,918 --> 00:45:14,421
of not letting someone leave
his Las Vegas hotel room.
807
00:45:15,588 --> 00:45:16,506
That's right.
808
00:45:16,589 --> 00:45:19,426
Sentenced to 33
years. Served nine.
809
00:45:21,803 --> 00:45:23,680
You're so fucked. Uncuff me.
810
00:45:24,264 --> 00:45:25,974
Well, now I don't
know what to do.
811
00:45:26,057 --> 00:45:27,726
Uh, uncuff me?
812
00:45:27,809 --> 00:45:30,687
I can't go to jail.
I... I can't go to jail.
813
00:45:30,770 --> 00:45:32,606
-Oh, my God.
-They'll eat me alive.
814
00:45:32,689 --> 00:45:34,900
-I won't go to the cops.
-I can't go to jail.
815
00:45:34,983 --> 00:45:36,485
How can I believe you?
816
00:45:36,568 --> 00:45:38,445
I won't! I'm just gonna
tell everybody you ever met
817
00:45:38,528 --> 00:45:40,238
that you're fucking insane!
818
00:45:43,408 --> 00:45:44,826
I won't. I won't do that.
819
00:45:44,909 --> 00:45:46,995
I'm not going to do
that. I was kidding.
820
00:45:48,121 --> 00:45:49,039
I'm not actually...
821
00:45:49,122 --> 00:45:51,291
Iris! Iris! Ow.
822
00:45:51,374 --> 00:45:53,054
What are you doing?
Get the fuck off of me!
823
00:45:55,086 --> 00:45:56,380
Ow.
824
00:45:56,463 --> 00:45:57,796
What the...
825
00:46:01,593 --> 00:46:04,929
Iris, uncuff me.
826
00:46:06,473 --> 00:46:07,724
Oh, my God.
827
00:46:08,975 --> 00:46:10,226
Iris!
828
00:46:14,314 --> 00:46:15,732
Fuck!
829
00:46:18,651 --> 00:46:20,070
Hi. You've reached Max.
830
00:46:20,153 --> 00:46:22,280
Leave a message, and
I'll call you back.
831
00:46:22,864 --> 00:46:25,742
Hi, girl, um, I'm having
a bit of a situation,
832
00:46:25,825 --> 00:46:28,370
and I need you to come meet
me here, like, right now.
833
00:46:28,453 --> 00:46:30,872
If you could come as quickly as
possible that would be great.
834
00:46:30,955 --> 00:46:32,540
Love you. Bye.
835
00:46:41,966 --> 00:46:43,383
I'm sorry. What's going on here?
836
00:46:48,264 --> 00:46:49,516
What should I do?
837
00:46:50,099 --> 00:46:51,351
What should you do?
838
00:46:51,976 --> 00:46:53,978
What should you do?
839
00:46:54,562 --> 00:46:55,562
Hmm.
840
00:46:55,939 --> 00:46:59,734
Let me ask Kenny actually,
because he loves Law & Order.
841
00:46:59,817 --> 00:47:02,362
No, no, no. You can't call
Kenny. No one else can know.
842
00:47:02,445 --> 00:47:03,530
Oh, um...
843
00:47:04,072 --> 00:47:05,407
He's in the car.
844
00:47:05,490 --> 00:47:06,992
Why did you bring Kenny?
845
00:47:07,075 --> 00:47:08,285
How could I not
bring my boyfriend
846
00:47:08,368 --> 00:47:10,370
to the romantic oasis that
is High Falls, New York?
847
00:47:10,453 --> 00:47:12,289
'Cause I am your best
friend, and I needed help.
848
00:47:12,372 --> 00:47:13,623
Right, and that's why
he's waiting in the car,
849
00:47:13,706 --> 00:47:15,333
because what if you were,
like, naked or something?
850
00:47:15,416 --> 00:47:19,045
Your first thought was that I was
naked and I couldn't find my clothes?
851
00:47:19,128 --> 00:47:20,130
Well, I don't know.
852
00:47:20,213 --> 00:47:22,507
It definitely wasn't that you were
holding your almost-boyfriend captive.
853
00:47:22,590 --> 00:47:24,718
Tell Kenny to go home.
854
00:47:24,801 --> 00:47:26,845
-Tell Kenny to go home.
-Okay, okay, I will.
855
00:47:26,928 --> 00:47:29,556
Hey, sorry to interrupt.
856
00:47:29,639 --> 00:47:31,975
I was just, um, pretty
scary out there alone.
857
00:47:32,058 --> 00:47:33,810
-Kenny!
-Hey, Iris!
858
00:47:33,893 --> 00:47:35,228
Hi. Um...
859
00:47:35,311 --> 00:47:36,605
Babe, you have to go.
860
00:47:36,688 --> 00:47:38,732
We have some lady
stuff to sort out.
861
00:47:38,815 --> 00:47:41,318
-Oh, what? I thought we would chill.
-Yeah.
862
00:47:41,401 --> 00:47:43,236
Maybe I can make you
a s'more or somethin'.
863
00:47:43,319 --> 00:47:47,324
Aw, that sounds so
nice, but Iris is, um
864
00:47:47,407 --> 00:47:48,992
she's cramping.
865
00:47:49,075 --> 00:47:50,869
I'm just cramped.
A lot of cramping.
866
00:47:50,952 --> 00:47:54,039
It's, um, something that we
need to deal with alone, so...
867
00:47:54,122 --> 00:47:56,207
Okay, yeah.
868
00:47:58,585 --> 00:47:59,669
Where's Isaac?
869
00:48:02,463 --> 00:48:06,218
We had a fight, and he
took an Uber... home.
870
00:48:06,301 --> 00:48:08,136
Oh, no.
871
00:48:08,219 --> 00:48:09,679
-Yeah.
-Really?
872
00:48:09,762 --> 00:48:12,349
I really liked him.
He's really cool.
873
00:48:12,432 --> 00:48:14,476
-He was cool.
-Yeah.
874
00:48:14,559 --> 00:48:16,520
Well, hopefully you guys
could get back together.
875
00:48:16,603 --> 00:48:18,188
Yeah, for sure.
876
00:48:18,271 --> 00:48:19,689
Yeah. Okay.
877
00:48:19,772 --> 00:48:22,776
Um, okay, yeah. Well,
I'll let you guys
878
00:48:22,859 --> 00:48:25,194
have friendship
time, and then...
879
00:48:26,487 --> 00:48:27,906
Yeah, I'm just gonna
use the bathroom quick.
880
00:48:27,989 --> 00:48:29,199
-And then, be on my way.
-Oh, um...
881
00:48:29,282 --> 00:48:30,867
No, my love.
882
00:48:30,950 --> 00:48:32,077
I'll miss you too much.
883
00:48:32,160 --> 00:48:34,287
Why don't you just pee
outside like all the guys do?
884
00:48:34,370 --> 00:48:36,497
Pee outside. It's
a beautiful night.
885
00:48:37,123 --> 00:48:39,709
Um, no, I think I'd
rather just go inside.
886
00:48:40,293 --> 00:48:41,294
The bathroom's broken.
887
00:48:41,377 --> 00:48:43,672
Oh, well, what have
you been using?
888
00:48:43,755 --> 00:48:45,257
The upstairs bathroom.
889
00:48:45,340 --> 00:48:47,342
Okay, well, I'll just use that.
890
00:48:47,425 --> 00:48:50,136
No. No.
891
00:48:54,932 --> 00:48:58,395
Okay, what's going on? Why
can't I use the bathroom?
892
00:48:58,478 --> 00:49:00,678
What, is there, like, a dead
body in there or something?
893
00:49:02,565 --> 00:49:04,568
That is such jokes, Kenny.
894
00:49:04,651 --> 00:49:05,901
You're insane.
895
00:49:10,448 --> 00:49:12,492
Okay, yeah, I'm just gonna
go to the bathroom then.
896
00:49:12,575 --> 00:49:15,370
Okay, just when you
go up there, we...
897
00:49:15,453 --> 00:49:17,205
just be really quiet
898
00:49:17,288 --> 00:49:18,957
because the neighbor's
been complaining.
899
00:49:19,040 --> 00:49:21,334
-Oh, no.
-We all gotta be really quiet
900
00:49:21,417 --> 00:49:23,836
and use the left
door, which is open.
901
00:49:24,545 --> 00:49:26,756
Don't use the right
door because... don't.
902
00:49:26,839 --> 00:49:28,425
Just go in the left open door.
903
00:49:28,508 --> 00:49:30,760
You got that, right?
You just go in the left.
904
00:49:31,427 --> 00:49:32,428
Okay.
905
00:49:33,429 --> 00:49:34,430
Thank you.
906
00:49:42,146 --> 00:49:43,398
Why did you bring Kenny?
907
00:49:43,481 --> 00:49:45,524
You know I don't like driving.
908
00:49:56,494 --> 00:49:58,079
Hmm?
909
00:49:59,330 --> 00:50:00,330
Aye.
910
00:50:34,949 --> 00:50:36,033
Hello?
911
00:50:47,545 --> 00:50:48,546
Hey.
912
00:50:49,839 --> 00:50:52,008
Isaac is handcuffed to the bed
and accusing Iris of kidnapping.
913
00:50:52,091 --> 00:50:54,010
-Max, what the fuck?
-I'm sorry.
914
00:50:54,093 --> 00:50:56,096
You know, I can't keep anything
from Kenny. You know that.
915
00:50:56,179 --> 00:50:58,098
Why is he accusing
you of kidnapping?
916
00:50:58,181 --> 00:51:00,850
Because I chained him to the bed
and I wouldn't let him leave.
917
00:51:00,933 --> 00:51:02,894
But I wanted him
to get to know me,
918
00:51:02,977 --> 00:51:04,729
and I didn't realize it
was technically illegal,
919
00:51:04,812 --> 00:51:06,564
and I thought that he
was really loving it.
920
00:51:06,647 --> 00:51:08,441
Yeah, but he wasn't loving it,
921
00:51:08,524 --> 00:51:09,984
and now he's threatening
to go to the police.
922
00:51:10,067 --> 00:51:13,363
And I Googled it, and kidnapping
is five years minimum in prison.
923
00:51:13,446 --> 00:51:15,031
Twenty is more likely.
924
00:51:15,114 --> 00:51:16,950
If you get five, you
could probably get off
925
00:51:17,033 --> 00:51:18,785
in two-and-a-half
with good behavior.
926
00:51:18,868 --> 00:51:20,412
See, Law & Order guy.
927
00:51:20,495 --> 00:51:23,665
Why don't you go to the police?
It is your word versus his.
928
00:51:23,748 --> 00:51:25,166
His uncle is a senator.
929
00:51:25,249 --> 00:51:27,210
His word is literally backed
by the U.S. government.
930
00:51:27,293 --> 00:51:30,213
-Okay, that's not good.
-Yuck, which senator?
931
00:51:30,296 --> 00:51:32,048
I don't know. It's
Wisconsin or Minnesota.
932
00:51:32,131 --> 00:51:33,216
I get them confused.
933
00:51:33,299 --> 00:51:34,968
Look, guys, as long
as there's no...
934
00:51:35,051 --> 00:51:36,427
There's physical evidence.
935
00:51:37,261 --> 00:51:40,056
Look, I elbowed him in the eye
936
00:51:40,139 --> 00:51:41,683
when I was trying
to re-cuff his leg,
937
00:51:41,766 --> 00:51:43,727
and, ultimately, I don't
know how to say this, Kenny,
938
00:51:43,810 --> 00:51:45,353
but he's developing a black eye.
939
00:51:52,360 --> 00:51:53,985
I need to see him.
940
00:51:56,072 --> 00:51:57,198
-Fuck.
-Kenny?
941
00:51:58,115 --> 00:51:59,991
Kenny? Kenny, please.
942
00:52:05,206 --> 00:52:06,124
Kenny!
943
00:52:06,207 --> 00:52:08,750
Kenny, no! No!
944
00:52:12,922 --> 00:52:14,465
Honestly, it's really bad.
945
00:52:15,174 --> 00:52:16,760
Oh, my God! I'm going to jail.
946
00:52:16,843 --> 00:52:19,471
No, no, no, no, no, no.
947
00:52:19,554 --> 00:52:21,472
We're all going to jail.
948
00:52:22,306 --> 00:52:23,683
-What?
-Well,
949
00:52:23,766 --> 00:52:26,478
okay, so Max has been here
with you for a while now,
950
00:52:26,561 --> 00:52:30,023
and Isaac's already seen her and
me see him chained to the bed,
951
00:52:30,106 --> 00:52:31,608
and then walk out of
the room casually.
952
00:52:31,691 --> 00:52:34,694
Now I could probably get
off right now unscathed
953
00:52:34,777 --> 00:52:37,030
if I went to the
police straightaway
954
00:52:37,113 --> 00:52:39,282
or unchained him right now.
955
00:52:39,365 --> 00:52:42,410
But Max, she's almost certainly
gonna be an accomplice.
956
00:52:42,493 --> 00:52:46,289
Lucky for you guys, though, I am a
go-down-with-the-ship type of guy,
957
00:52:46,372 --> 00:52:49,917
and Max here is my
lady and my ship.
958
00:52:50,501 --> 00:52:52,337
Okay, so I'm here on a visa.
959
00:52:52,420 --> 00:52:54,839
If I get accused of being
an accomplice to kidnapping,
960
00:52:54,922 --> 00:52:56,466
I'm definitely getting deported.
961
00:52:56,549 --> 00:52:57,967
-Oh, my God.
-Fuck.
962
00:52:58,050 --> 00:52:59,677
-Okay, this is really bad.
-Okay.
963
00:52:59,760 --> 00:53:03,014
Um, what if we give him
some kind of head injury
964
00:53:03,097 --> 00:53:05,225
that causes some
form of amnesia?
965
00:53:05,308 --> 00:53:07,060
Oh, my God! We make him
forget the entire thing.
966
00:53:07,143 --> 00:53:09,437
Let's do that! Let's do
that! We hit his head!
967
00:53:09,520 --> 00:53:11,397
-What? What the fuck?
-We hit his head.
968
00:53:11,480 --> 00:53:13,024
-Let's do that!
-Okay, we can do that.
969
00:53:13,107 --> 00:53:15,693
No, no. Guys, we're not gonna...
We can't give him a head injury
970
00:53:15,776 --> 00:53:17,862
that causes amnesia
without killing him.
971
00:53:17,945 --> 00:53:20,073
-We could kill him.
-What?
972
00:53:20,156 --> 00:53:23,284
-What? No!
-We're not killing him.
973
00:53:23,367 --> 00:53:24,911
Well, you already
threatened to stab him,
974
00:53:24,994 --> 00:53:27,079
and there are a lot of
woody areas to hide a body.
975
00:53:28,039 --> 00:53:29,749
I did find a lot
of switchblades.
976
00:53:29,832 --> 00:53:31,501
There are also kitchen knives.
977
00:53:31,584 --> 00:53:33,627
We're not gonna murder him!
978
00:53:34,754 --> 00:53:37,257
-We are obviously joking.
-We're joking, Kenny.
979
00:53:37,340 --> 00:53:39,592
Then say that you're joking!
980
00:53:39,675 --> 00:53:41,803
-Whoa.
-I just feel like, yeah, if you joke,
981
00:53:41,886 --> 00:53:44,138
then say you're
joking, just right now,
982
00:53:44,221 --> 00:53:46,432
so that we're all on the same
page 'cause I don't want to...
983
00:53:46,515 --> 00:53:48,309
If someone's making jokes,
and I think it's serious,
984
00:53:48,392 --> 00:53:49,602
-it's gonna be a problem.
-Babe, it's okay.
985
00:53:49,685 --> 00:53:51,896
Okay, I'm cool.
986
00:53:52,521 --> 00:53:54,606
We're not gonna
murder the little guy.
987
00:53:57,485 --> 00:53:59,404
Okay, not to change the
subject, but I'm so hungry.
988
00:53:59,487 --> 00:54:00,947
I'm fucking starving.
989
00:54:01,030 --> 00:54:02,532
Yeah, honestly, I'm
very hungry, too.
990
00:54:02,615 --> 00:54:05,576
I think that is the
cause of my explosion.
991
00:54:10,957 --> 00:54:12,458
Great pasta, babe.
It's really good.
992
00:54:12,541 --> 00:54:14,793
-It's really good.
-Yeah, you should have some.
993
00:54:16,629 --> 00:54:18,923
-You don't want any pasta?
-I don't know.
994
00:54:19,006 --> 00:54:20,258
Did you poison it?
995
00:54:20,341 --> 00:54:22,552
No, Isaac. Of course,
I didn't poison it.
996
00:54:22,635 --> 00:54:24,553
Just take one fucking bite.
997
00:54:25,846 --> 00:54:27,473
You don't want a bite?
Just take a bite.
998
00:54:28,349 --> 00:54:30,768
I don't wanna eat it. I don't
wanna have to do more than pee.
999
00:54:31,686 --> 00:54:34,689
I understand, but Kenny's here,
and he can help you with that.
1000
00:54:36,399 --> 00:54:38,026
Oh, that's a big ask.
1001
00:54:38,109 --> 00:54:39,569
No, no! God, no.
1002
00:54:39,652 --> 00:54:42,530
I... Just let me go. Let me go.
1003
00:54:42,613 --> 00:54:45,116
-Please, let me go. I won't tell anybody.
-We've... Okay.
1004
00:54:45,199 --> 00:54:47,619
We've established that I can't
trust anything that you say.
1005
00:54:47,702 --> 00:54:48,745
Ooh! Wait.
1006
00:54:48,828 --> 00:54:50,538
What about the drug that
men use to rape women?
1007
00:54:50,621 --> 00:54:51,748
-The roofie drug?
-Hmm.
1008
00:54:51,831 --> 00:54:53,166
We could try that. He
would lose his memory.
1009
00:54:53,249 --> 00:54:54,250
Please don't drug me.
1010
00:54:54,333 --> 00:54:57,712
No, that only works, like, on the
night that you take it, nothing before.
1011
00:54:57,795 --> 00:54:59,464
Oh, fuck! You're right. Shit.
1012
00:54:59,547 --> 00:55:02,926
-Think, Max, think.
-You got this, baby. Think.
1013
00:55:03,009 --> 00:55:05,677
-Kenny, walk with me.
-Yes, baby.
1014
00:55:08,264 --> 00:55:09,724
So, we're gonna be right back.
1015
00:55:15,271 --> 00:55:17,148
Why can't you just
say you're sorry?
1016
00:55:17,940 --> 00:55:20,234
Me? For what?
1017
00:55:20,317 --> 00:55:22,612
-For leading me on.
-I didn't lead you on.
1018
00:55:22,695 --> 00:55:24,238
You pursued me!
1019
00:55:24,321 --> 00:55:27,408
That doesn't mean we're automatically
going to be in a relationship, Iris.
1020
00:55:27,491 --> 00:55:30,078
Okay. I'm sorry I'm not a chill girl that
doesn't care about commitment at all.
1021
00:55:30,161 --> 00:55:31,913
I'm not trying to
make you chill.
1022
00:55:31,996 --> 00:55:33,581
-Yeah.
-I'm not trying to make you anything.
1023
00:55:33,664 --> 00:55:35,166
You made me scallops!
1024
00:55:35,249 --> 00:55:38,086
Yeah, I made you scallops. What
the fuck are you talking about?
1025
00:55:38,169 --> 00:55:40,713
You spent all this time, like,
wooing me and pursuing me
1026
00:55:40,796 --> 00:55:43,424
and, like, you made me like you!
1027
00:55:43,507 --> 00:55:45,009
Wait. So, so, the issue is
1028
00:55:45,092 --> 00:55:48,137
-that I treated you too well?
-Oh, my God.
1029
00:55:48,804 --> 00:55:50,932
-You're infuriating.
-I'm lost.
1030
00:55:51,015 --> 00:55:53,643
I think you like me,
and you're just scared.
1031
00:55:53,726 --> 00:55:55,395
Stop telling me how I feel.
1032
00:55:55,478 --> 00:55:56,813
You know, you have
textbook intimacy issues,
1033
00:55:56,896 --> 00:55:59,065
like, it's just really clear to everyone
but, like, you know what I mean?
1034
00:55:59,148 --> 00:56:00,733
Don't, don't, don't...
Don't therapize me!
1035
00:56:00,816 --> 00:56:03,360
Don't do that! Do not.
1036
00:56:05,738 --> 00:56:08,365
I'm sorry. I just, um...
1037
00:56:10,951 --> 00:56:13,287
I thought we were
having a nice time.
1038
00:56:14,914 --> 00:56:16,082
We were.
1039
00:56:18,918 --> 00:56:19,919
We were.
1040
00:56:21,796 --> 00:56:24,048
I just... I never
asked you to, um...
1041
00:56:24,131 --> 00:56:26,217
to father my children
or get married.
1042
00:56:26,300 --> 00:56:29,178
-Oh, okay.
-I just asked you to only date me.
1043
00:56:29,261 --> 00:56:30,471
But it's never just that.
1044
00:56:30,554 --> 00:56:33,099
We would have gotten deeper
and deeper intertwined,
1045
00:56:33,182 --> 00:56:34,851
and then eventually,
1046
00:56:34,934 --> 00:56:37,937
you know, you'd want
more. You'd want more.
1047
00:56:38,020 --> 00:56:39,439
Maybe you would, too.
1048
00:56:39,522 --> 00:56:41,065
Yeah, but what if I didn't?
1049
00:56:41,649 --> 00:56:44,652
-That would have been fine.
-Then what? I'm the asshole?
1050
00:56:44,735 --> 00:56:47,405
No, I'd be the asshole. Maybe
that's what I am already.
1051
00:56:47,488 --> 00:56:52,618
I'm the asshole. That's what
you can tell people about me.
1052
00:56:53,327 --> 00:56:55,245
Then I'll just be
the crazy girl.
1053
00:57:01,335 --> 00:57:03,755
Hey, sorry.
1054
00:57:03,838 --> 00:57:06,799
Um, Max wanted to see you.
1055
00:57:06,882 --> 00:57:09,218
Cool. You wanna take
over this? Great.
1056
00:57:15,057 --> 00:57:17,685
Kenny, come on, man. Let me go.
1057
00:57:19,145 --> 00:57:21,981
I'm sorry, man. I really
want to. I just...
1058
00:57:22,731 --> 00:57:23,732
I can't.
1059
00:57:25,442 --> 00:57:29,363
-This is insane.
-I'll tell you what.
1060
00:57:30,406 --> 00:57:32,575
I'm not gonna let them kill you.
1061
00:57:33,659 --> 00:57:35,995
That's your line? Murder?
1062
00:57:39,874 --> 00:57:41,000
Yeah.
1063
00:57:41,083 --> 00:57:43,752
I know. I know. So
embarrassing. Um...
1064
00:57:44,503 --> 00:57:46,505
She'd obviously like
to erase that memory.
1065
00:57:47,673 --> 00:57:49,008
You do? Oh, my God.
1066
00:57:49,091 --> 00:57:50,468
Can you send it to me right now?
1067
00:57:50,551 --> 00:57:51,803
Yeah, we're in nature right now,
1068
00:57:51,886 --> 00:57:54,347
so it's actually really easy for
us to light a fire. That's perfect.
1069
00:57:54,430 --> 00:57:57,475
Oh, thank you so much.
You're a lifesaver, for real.
1070
00:57:57,558 --> 00:57:59,060
Send my love to Aunt Jasmine.
1071
00:57:59,143 --> 00:58:00,227
Okay. Bye, girl.
1072
00:58:01,645 --> 00:58:03,147
Who was that?
1073
00:58:03,230 --> 00:58:04,899
My cousin, the witch.
1074
00:58:04,982 --> 00:58:07,235
She has a spell for us
to try on Isaac's memory.
1075
00:58:07,318 --> 00:58:10,071
-Max, can we be serious?
-I'm dead serious.
1076
00:58:10,154 --> 00:58:12,281
-She is a witch.
-Right, and I love you...
1077
00:58:13,157 --> 00:58:16,119
with the witch stuff, it's
always, like, I'm with you.
1078
00:58:16,202 --> 00:58:18,788
-I just... I just got in a really big...
-Iris, she's a witch, okay?
1079
00:58:18,871 --> 00:58:21,082
I'm telling you. Just trust
me on this. Seriously.
1080
00:58:21,165 --> 00:58:24,001
You called for my help,
I hauled my ass out here.
1081
00:58:24,084 --> 00:58:26,629
I just feel like we've exhausted
all of our options, and we're...
1082
00:58:26,712 --> 00:58:29,006
Yeah, we're in a place
of needing magic.
1083
00:58:29,089 --> 00:58:31,675
We need to cut the shit
and turn to witchcraft.
1084
00:58:34,261 --> 00:58:35,847
Yeah, you're... you're right.
1085
00:58:35,930 --> 00:58:37,515
-Okay.
-Let's do it.
1086
00:58:37,598 --> 00:58:40,642
-Let's do it. Let's do it.
-Let's make some magic.
1087
00:59:00,663 --> 00:59:03,624
"When the doctor and the old
man with the black eye patch
1088
00:59:03,707 --> 00:59:05,835
"entered the ward
with the food,"
1089
00:59:05,918 --> 00:59:07,419
"they did not see,"
1090
00:59:08,087 --> 00:59:09,880
"could not see."
1091
00:59:42,037 --> 00:59:43,872
-It's ready.
-Wait.
1092
00:59:44,456 --> 00:59:46,083
He's not gonna take it
if I give it to him.
1093
00:59:46,166 --> 00:59:49,128
He literally thought I was
poisoning him with pesto pasta.
1094
00:59:50,212 --> 00:59:51,212
Hmm.
1095
00:59:53,424 --> 00:59:56,343
"One by one, and then...
1096
00:59:57,594 --> 00:59:59,430
-"herself."
-Oh, my God.
1097
00:59:59,513 --> 01:00:00,681
Wow.
1098
01:00:01,640 --> 01:00:03,475
-Wow.
-Wow.
1099
01:00:04,059 --> 01:00:05,853
You have a really
nice reading voice.
1100
01:00:06,478 --> 01:00:08,231
-Thank you.
-Really nice.
1101
01:00:08,314 --> 01:00:09,773
Thanks, man, you are.
1102
01:00:12,693 --> 01:00:16,238
I don't understand why the book is
called "Blindness, Blindness, Blindness".
1103
01:00:17,865 --> 01:00:20,326
It's... It's just...
it's just Blindness.
1104
01:00:20,409 --> 01:00:22,077
Can you open up the window?
1105
01:00:22,661 --> 01:00:24,538
Yeah, it's stuffy
in here, right?
1106
01:00:25,372 --> 01:00:26,498
Gosh.
1107
01:00:29,835 --> 01:00:31,629
-How's this?
-Perfect, thank you.
1108
01:00:31,712 --> 01:00:33,172
Are you feeling it? Mm-hmm.
1109
01:00:33,255 --> 01:00:35,507
-Oh, good.
-Babe?
1110
01:00:36,133 --> 01:00:37,843
Babe!
1111
01:00:38,677 --> 01:00:40,429
-Hey, what's up, babe?
-Can I have some water?
1112
01:00:40,512 --> 01:00:41,681
Yeah, one sec!
1113
01:00:41,764 --> 01:00:44,684
Not you! I was talking to Kenny!
1114
01:00:44,767 --> 01:00:46,852
All right, I got you, pal!
1115
01:00:47,519 --> 01:00:49,272
Can we talk to you
right now outside?
1116
01:00:49,355 --> 01:00:50,481
Yeah, why? What's up?
1117
01:00:50,564 --> 01:00:52,108
No, seriously, can
we meet you outside?
1118
01:00:52,191 --> 01:00:54,527
-Yeah, I'll be right there.
-Come, Kenny, come on.
1119
01:00:54,610 --> 01:00:55,778
I'll be right there.
1120
01:00:56,362 --> 01:00:57,947
Okay, we need you to
give this to Isaac,
1121
01:00:58,030 --> 01:01:00,116
because if either of us do
it, he'll be suspicious.
1122
01:01:00,199 --> 01:01:01,450
Great, what is it?
1123
01:01:01,533 --> 01:01:04,536
It's the potion to help him
forget the last two days.
1124
01:01:05,287 --> 01:01:06,288
Okay.
1125
01:01:07,748 --> 01:01:09,750
I feel like I should
have a drink, too.
1126
01:01:09,833 --> 01:01:12,336
'Cause if I give him a
drink and I don't have one,
1127
01:01:12,419 --> 01:01:13,546
it could be weird,
1128
01:01:13,629 --> 01:01:16,590
but if we both have a drink,
then it's like a bonding thing.
1129
01:01:16,673 --> 01:01:19,176
-Oh, you're so smart.
-Thanks.
1130
01:01:19,259 --> 01:01:21,011
Okay, I'll make you a tea.
1131
01:01:22,054 --> 01:01:23,222
Here you go.
1132
01:01:23,931 --> 01:01:26,058
-Mm-hmm.
-That's good.
1133
01:01:26,141 --> 01:01:27,560
Huh.
1134
01:01:27,643 --> 01:01:28,853
How is that?
1135
01:01:28,936 --> 01:01:31,022
It's... It's strong flavor.
1136
01:01:31,105 --> 01:01:32,898
-Thank you.
-There you go.
1137
01:01:32,981 --> 01:01:34,149
Thank you, sir.
1138
01:01:35,150 --> 01:01:36,986
Yeah, it's my grandma's recipe.
1139
01:01:37,069 --> 01:01:42,825
It helps aid in sleep
and ease anxiety, so...
1140
01:01:42,908 --> 01:01:44,451
That's nice.
1141
01:01:47,454 --> 01:01:48,455
So...
1142
01:01:50,082 --> 01:01:52,418
-So you've never been dumped?
-No.
1143
01:01:53,210 --> 01:01:54,503
That's crazy.
1144
01:01:54,586 --> 01:01:56,713
I hate breaking up with people.
1145
01:01:58,090 --> 01:01:59,383
You know, you go on
three dates with a girl,
1146
01:01:59,466 --> 01:02:00,884
and then you have
to have this...
1147
01:02:01,635 --> 01:02:03,387
full talk
1148
01:02:03,470 --> 01:02:06,265
about how you don't
wanna keep seeing 'em.
1149
01:02:06,348 --> 01:02:08,684
It's... the worst.
1150
01:02:09,601 --> 01:02:12,855
-For you or for them?
-Both.
1151
01:02:13,522 --> 01:02:17,192
-Come on. I don't wanna make someone cry.
-Yeah.
1152
01:02:17,985 --> 01:02:19,904
I know what you're saying.
1153
01:02:19,987 --> 01:02:24,199
-If you're just not that into someone...
-It's not that. It's not that I'm not...
1154
01:02:25,325 --> 01:02:29,079
into her. I am. I... I was.
1155
01:02:31,206 --> 01:02:33,167
Yeah. No, I get it.
1156
01:02:33,250 --> 01:02:35,878
Yeah, my pal, Phil.
He's like you.
1157
01:02:35,961 --> 01:02:37,129
What?
1158
01:02:39,465 --> 01:02:40,466
Well...
1159
01:02:42,050 --> 01:02:46,472
So, evolution, right, they
gave us these reptilian brains
1160
01:02:46,555 --> 01:02:49,308
to protect us from
danger, right?
1161
01:02:49,391 --> 01:02:52,353
So, that's why we remember the
bad things that happen to us
1162
01:02:52,436 --> 01:02:54,980
four times as strongly
as the good things.
1163
01:02:55,647 --> 01:03:01,570
Like, "Don't eat this poisonous
berry, so remember it."
1164
01:03:02,154 --> 01:03:04,573
Yeah, but now we don't really have
to worry about berries as much,
1165
01:03:04,656 --> 01:03:08,744
so our brains come up with new
things that we label as threats,
1166
01:03:09,828 --> 01:03:11,038
like girls.
1167
01:03:15,042 --> 01:03:17,294
Sorry. My mom is a therapist.
1168
01:03:18,170 --> 01:03:19,838
-Oh.
-Yeah.
1169
01:03:25,385 --> 01:03:26,595
How did you meet Max?
1170
01:03:26,678 --> 01:03:28,889
-Tinder.
-Tinder?
1171
01:03:28,972 --> 01:03:30,307
Yeah.
1172
01:03:30,390 --> 01:03:32,267
Thought that was more of a...
1173
01:03:33,519 --> 01:03:37,440
-you know...
-Oh, no. That's a common misconception.
1174
01:03:37,523 --> 01:03:39,316
No, I found my soulmate.
1175
01:03:41,693 --> 01:03:43,779
Why do I still want him?
1176
01:03:45,364 --> 01:03:48,284
I just, you know, I haven't
liked someone in so long.
1177
01:03:48,367 --> 01:03:49,451
I know.
1178
01:03:51,119 --> 01:03:53,622
And he said all these
things, and I...
1179
01:03:55,249 --> 01:03:59,127
told myself this story that we
were, like, falling in love and...
1180
01:04:02,714 --> 01:04:04,758
I just... I wanted
it to be true.
1181
01:04:04,841 --> 01:04:05,926
I know.
1182
01:04:06,969 --> 01:04:11,974
Ugh, he's just, like,
a classic soft boy.
1183
01:04:12,057 --> 01:04:14,059
-What?
-He's a soft boy.
1184
01:04:14,142 --> 01:04:15,811
Wait. What... What is that?
1185
01:04:15,894 --> 01:04:19,148
They're like, you know,
they're like fuck boys.
1186
01:04:19,231 --> 01:04:21,734
Like, a fuckboy just
wants casual sex.
1187
01:04:21,817 --> 01:04:24,861
And then a soft boy,
like the fuckboy,
1188
01:04:25,821 --> 01:04:28,991
has no intention of making
anything serious or defined,
1189
01:04:29,074 --> 01:04:33,579
but they just want all of the affection
and romance of a relationship, you know?
1190
01:04:33,662 --> 01:04:37,040
They want all the good parts,
but without any of the...
1191
01:04:37,833 --> 01:04:40,752
commitment or genuine
vulnerability.
1192
01:04:41,545 --> 01:04:43,088
-Jesus Christ.
-I know.
1193
01:04:43,171 --> 01:04:46,592
They trick ya. They get ya.
1194
01:04:47,175 --> 01:04:48,093
They're the worst.
1195
01:04:48,176 --> 01:04:49,511
-Ay-yi-yi.
-I know.
1196
01:04:53,849 --> 01:04:56,101
Apparently, my dad was a
big soft boy in the '80s.
1197
01:04:56,184 --> 01:04:58,729
-No, he's obsessed with your mom.
-I know,
1198
01:04:58,812 --> 01:05:00,439
but he said if he had
met her a year earlier,
1199
01:05:00,522 --> 01:05:03,734
he would have fucked it up, because
he was just being a soft boy.
1200
01:05:03,817 --> 01:05:07,571
No, no, but he loves her,
so it would have been fine.
1201
01:05:07,654 --> 01:05:10,907
Yeah, but love's not enough,
you know? You have to be ready.
1202
01:05:12,868 --> 01:05:15,079
We all gotta meet on the
bridge at the same time,
1203
01:05:15,162 --> 01:05:17,372
or else it'll just fall apart.
1204
01:05:21,835 --> 01:05:24,129
What if this spell doesn't work?
1205
01:05:26,048 --> 01:05:27,673
I really think it's gonna work.
1206
01:05:41,938 --> 01:05:46,777
Okay, so we've made the brew,
given it to the subject, Isaac.
1207
01:05:46,860 --> 01:05:49,988
All that's left to do is get
naked and cast the spell.
1208
01:06:00,415 --> 01:06:01,708
Wait, why are you naked?
1209
01:06:02,501 --> 01:06:03,627
Solidarity.
1210
01:06:09,299 --> 01:06:11,594
Erase this memory
from the one I love.
1211
01:06:11,677 --> 01:06:13,971
I'll say it now for all above.
1212
01:06:14,054 --> 01:06:16,557
The last two days
must disappear.
1213
01:06:16,640 --> 01:06:18,517
Get rid of all
the mounting fear.
1214
01:06:18,600 --> 01:06:20,436
Erase this memory
from the one I love.
1215
01:06:20,519 --> 01:06:23,897
I'll say it now for all above.
The last two days must disappear.
1216
01:06:23,980 --> 01:06:25,691
Get rid of all
the mounting fear.
1217
01:06:25,774 --> 01:06:27,985
-Leave him calm and with some wonder.
-Sweet dreams.
1218
01:06:28,068 --> 01:06:31,154
Trusting me, not
knowing my blunder.
1219
01:06:42,290 --> 01:06:45,419
We'll know whether or not it worked
when he wakes up in the morning.
1220
01:08:08,460 --> 01:08:09,836
Enjoy, brother.
1221
01:08:10,504 --> 01:08:11,838
We're out of limes again.
1222
01:08:16,134 --> 01:08:17,886
-Care for another?
-Ah...
1223
01:08:18,929 --> 01:08:19,930
Not sure.
1224
01:08:22,224 --> 01:08:24,101
-I think I'm getting stood up.
-Mm.
1225
01:08:24,184 --> 01:08:25,978
-First date?
-Third.
1226
01:08:26,061 --> 01:08:28,271
Oof. Ouch.
1227
01:08:29,689 --> 01:08:32,484
-It's fine.
-Pilsner, right?
1228
01:08:37,823 --> 01:08:41,285
-That her?
-Hi! I'm so sorry I'm late.
1229
01:08:41,368 --> 01:08:42,995
-It's no problem at all.
-I'm never late.
1230
01:08:43,078 --> 01:08:44,871
-Sorry about that.
-It's no problem.
1231
01:08:45,372 --> 01:08:47,791
-I made friends with the bartender.
-Oh, cool.
1232
01:08:48,166 --> 01:08:49,376
Are you okay?
1233
01:08:50,377 --> 01:08:52,754
I'm so good. I'm really great.
1234
01:08:54,172 --> 01:08:57,426
-Have you been crying?
-No.
1235
01:08:57,509 --> 01:09:00,554
Are you sure? You kind of
look like you've been crying.
1236
01:09:00,637 --> 01:09:01,847
Oh, God.
1237
01:09:01,930 --> 01:09:04,391
No. No, what happened?
1238
01:09:04,474 --> 01:09:05,559
I just...
1239
01:09:06,560 --> 01:09:09,646
I just didn't have a good
day, but, uh, I'm so sorry.
1240
01:09:09,729 --> 01:09:11,940
I... I'm embarrassed.
1241
01:09:12,023 --> 01:09:14,568
-Don't worry about it. It's fine.
-No, it's not fine.
1242
01:09:14,651 --> 01:09:16,945
I should have cried outside
like a normal adult.
1243
01:09:17,779 --> 01:09:19,239
Do you wanna talk about it?
1244
01:09:20,323 --> 01:09:22,200
No, it's fine. I'm just gonna...
1245
01:09:22,826 --> 01:09:24,495
I'm just gonna pull it together.
1246
01:09:24,578 --> 01:09:26,705
You don't have to. We
can get outta here,
1247
01:09:26,788 --> 01:09:30,083
go cry at a... nearby bodega
1248
01:09:30,166 --> 01:09:32,503
like real New Yorkers.
1249
01:09:32,586 --> 01:09:34,838
I'm more than happy to start
thinking of some sad shit
1250
01:09:34,921 --> 01:09:36,173
and cry with you.
1251
01:09:36,256 --> 01:09:38,550
Just give me ten minutes
of a video of a toddler
1252
01:09:38,633 --> 01:09:40,844
getting fit for glasses
for the first time,
1253
01:09:40,927 --> 01:09:42,888
and I'll be a fucking mess.
1254
01:09:43,972 --> 01:09:44,973
Um...
1255
01:09:45,807 --> 01:09:48,059
I'm gonna think
about it. Thank you.
1256
01:10:45,116 --> 01:10:46,117
Iris?
1257
01:13:09,260 --> 01:13:10,553
I hate you.
1258
01:13:12,847 --> 01:13:14,182
What?
1259
01:13:14,265 --> 01:13:16,850
I said, "I hate you."
1260
01:13:43,545 --> 01:13:44,838
Morning.
1261
01:13:47,632 --> 01:13:48,800
Good morning.
1262
01:13:50,301 --> 01:13:51,928
Last night was fun, right?
1263
01:13:54,055 --> 01:13:56,558
Oh, I think we, um...
1264
01:13:57,684 --> 01:13:59,394
forgot to take these off.
1265
01:14:00,562 --> 01:14:02,605
Do you mind? I
really have to pee.
1266
01:14:03,481 --> 01:14:05,358
Yeah, of course.
1267
01:14:08,361 --> 01:14:09,529
Oh, my God.
1268
01:14:12,448 --> 01:14:16,536
Sleeping like this really
does a number on your back.
1269
01:14:16,619 --> 01:14:17,996
I'm sure.
1270
01:14:18,079 --> 01:14:20,956
God, this was so
fucking fun, though.
1271
01:14:23,293 --> 01:14:24,252
There you go.
1272
01:14:24,335 --> 01:14:27,005
We must have been really drunk.
1273
01:14:34,888 --> 01:14:36,389
You get the legs?
1274
01:14:36,472 --> 01:14:38,308
-Yeah.
-Great.
1275
01:14:38,933 --> 01:14:41,186
Oh, my God.
1276
01:14:42,145 --> 01:14:43,938
Let me get these
darn things off.
1277
01:14:44,606 --> 01:14:46,357
There we go.
1278
01:14:48,943 --> 01:14:50,403
Okay, got 'em? Yeah.
1279
01:14:50,486 --> 01:14:52,322
Ah.
1280
01:15:21,851 --> 01:15:24,479
It worked. Oh, my God. He
doesn't remember anything.
1281
01:15:24,562 --> 01:15:26,564
-What?
-He doesn't remember anything.
1282
01:15:27,315 --> 01:15:29,401
-Oh, my God! We're witches.
-He's in the bathroom.
1283
01:15:29,484 --> 01:15:30,902
-Let's go.
-I don't want him to see you.
1284
01:15:30,985 --> 01:15:32,237
-Get out.
-Okay.
1285
01:15:32,946 --> 01:15:35,657
-He's gonna hear you.
-Oh, my God.
1286
01:15:38,701 --> 01:15:40,995
I'm trying.
1287
01:15:47,293 --> 01:15:50,755
Max, Kenny. Hi.
1288
01:15:50,838 --> 01:15:52,174
-Hey.
-Hello there.
1289
01:15:52,257 --> 01:15:53,550
-Hey, you.
-You.
1290
01:15:53,633 --> 01:15:55,552
What's up? What are
you guys doing here?
1291
01:15:55,635 --> 01:15:57,345
They, uh, surprised us.
1292
01:15:57,428 --> 01:15:59,556
I, I... You were sleeping,
so I didn't want to wake you.
1293
01:15:59,639 --> 01:16:01,725
Yeah, had to crash the party.
1294
01:16:01,808 --> 01:16:04,186
Yeah. Well, I hope that,
we're not intruding.
1295
01:16:04,269 --> 01:16:05,896
No. No, not at all.
1296
01:16:05,979 --> 01:16:08,982
Just... wasn't
expecting you guys.
1297
01:16:09,065 --> 01:16:11,276
-Well, surprise.
-Surprise!
1298
01:16:12,610 --> 01:16:15,197
Let's get breakfast.
Somewhere local and fun.
1299
01:16:15,280 --> 01:16:16,698
Yeah, yeah. Yes.
1300
01:16:16,781 --> 01:16:18,074
Let's go. Let's do that.
1301
01:16:18,157 --> 01:16:19,492
Yummy.
1302
01:16:23,955 --> 01:16:26,249
Oh, we could, uh, make breakfast
1303
01:16:26,332 --> 01:16:29,961
with all the strawberries
we picked up. Ooh.
1304
01:16:31,045 --> 01:16:32,685
I think we have
ingredients for pancakes.
1305
01:16:33,172 --> 01:16:35,508
Oh, yeah. Did you
stop by a stand?
1306
01:16:35,591 --> 01:16:38,970
-'Cause I love a local berry.
-Yeah. Yeah, we did.
1307
01:16:39,053 --> 01:16:41,890
Great. Let's make pancakes.
1308
01:16:41,973 --> 01:16:46,019
You know what? I think I
left the flour in the car.
1309
01:16:46,102 --> 01:16:48,396
Do you know where the
keys are, your car keys?
1310
01:16:48,479 --> 01:16:51,274
-Can I have them?
-Uh, yeah.
1311
01:16:52,066 --> 01:16:53,067
Um...
1312
01:16:55,862 --> 01:16:57,071
The keys are right here.
1313
01:16:57,739 --> 01:16:59,073
Great.
1314
01:17:00,199 --> 01:17:01,200
Be right back.
1315
01:17:13,588 --> 01:17:15,507
-Oh, my God!
-Oh, my God.
1316
01:17:15,590 --> 01:17:17,674
We did it!
1317
01:17:18,885 --> 01:17:20,178
The power of sisterhood.
1318
01:17:20,261 --> 01:17:21,805
Wait, if he doesn't
remember anything,
1319
01:17:21,888 --> 01:17:23,807
then he doesn't remember
breaking up with me.
1320
01:17:23,890 --> 01:17:25,809
-Oh, Iris.
-No, no, no. I'm just...
1321
01:17:25,892 --> 01:17:27,769
No, I will break up with him.
1322
01:17:27,852 --> 01:17:28,853
-I'm just saying...
-Good.
1323
01:17:28,936 --> 01:17:31,396
-But also it's, I mean, there's a lot...
-Babe?
1324
01:17:33,316 --> 01:17:34,691
Baby?
1325
01:17:35,943 --> 01:17:38,113
I'm just saying there's,
so much is changing...
1326
01:17:38,196 --> 01:17:39,781
-Max!
-What?
1327
01:17:40,656 --> 01:17:44,077
Um, I don't think that
he went to get the flour.
1328
01:17:45,995 --> 01:17:46,996
Oh!
1329
01:17:52,418 --> 01:17:53,795
Oh, shit.
1330
01:17:57,090 --> 01:17:58,841
God!
1331
01:18:06,307 --> 01:18:07,308
Can you open the window?
1332
01:18:07,892 --> 01:18:09,978
Because if either of us do
it, he'll be suspicious.
1333
01:18:10,061 --> 01:18:11,271
Awesome. What is it?
1334
01:18:11,354 --> 01:18:14,733
It's the potion to help him
forget the last two days.
1335
01:18:14,816 --> 01:18:15,900
Okay.
1336
01:18:26,911 --> 01:18:28,371
-I'm going to bed.
-What?
1337
01:18:28,454 --> 01:18:30,206
Iris, come on. We have to
go. Let's go after him.
1338
01:18:30,289 --> 01:18:32,125
-I'm really good at following cars.
-Yeah.
1339
01:18:32,208 --> 01:18:35,503
No. We're not getting involved
in a high-speed car chase.
1340
01:18:35,586 --> 01:18:36,963
It's fine! I can do it.
1341
01:18:37,046 --> 01:18:38,465
-Yeah, we can catch him! Let's go!
-No.
1342
01:18:38,548 --> 01:18:42,093
No. You guys have done
enough. Thank you.
1343
01:18:42,176 --> 01:18:44,971
If he goes to the police, I'm
gonna say it's all my fault
1344
01:18:45,054 --> 01:18:47,474
and, that I coerced
you guys into it.
1345
01:18:47,557 --> 01:18:49,517
What? No, okay,
maybe we could...
1346
01:18:49,600 --> 01:18:51,977
Max! It's over.
1347
01:20:14,852 --> 01:20:15,853
Oh, my God.
1348
01:20:17,939 --> 01:20:19,899
-Mmm.
-They're something else!
1349
01:20:19,982 --> 01:20:22,360
-These are bus sin', baby.
-This one.
1350
01:20:23,110 --> 01:20:25,780
-Hey, you're up.
-My God.
1351
01:20:25,863 --> 01:20:27,323
We made you breakfast.
1352
01:20:27,406 --> 01:20:30,118
-Here you go.
-Guys, this is so nice.
1353
01:20:30,201 --> 01:20:31,994
You need strength.
1354
01:20:33,621 --> 01:20:35,999
Oh, you okay?
1355
01:20:36,082 --> 01:20:38,960
-I mean, this is just absurd.
-Yeah.
1356
01:20:39,043 --> 01:20:40,336
-Yeah, it is.
-It really is.
1357
01:20:40,419 --> 01:20:42,463
But, hey, I was thinking,
1358
01:20:43,047 --> 01:20:45,091
what if he doesn't
even go to the police?
1359
01:20:45,883 --> 01:20:47,010
That'd be nice.
1360
01:20:47,093 --> 01:20:48,678
He might just go...
1361
01:20:50,221 --> 01:20:51,222
home.
1362
01:20:51,931 --> 01:20:54,476
-Maybe.
-Yeah. He might just...
1363
01:20:54,559 --> 01:20:56,727
-Yeah.
-Go home and...
1364
01:20:57,645 --> 01:21:00,940
this might all just be like a weird
dream that we had or something.
1365
01:21:01,023 --> 01:21:04,861
Hey, honestly, when I would
think about telling people,
1366
01:21:04,944 --> 01:21:06,028
it's funny.
1367
01:21:08,155 --> 01:21:10,157
Yeah.
1368
01:21:15,580 --> 01:21:17,582
-Hello?
-Is this Iris Jacobs?
1369
01:21:17,665 --> 01:21:19,584
Yeah, it is. Who is this?
1370
01:21:19,667 --> 01:21:21,711
This is the High
Falls deputy sheriff.
1371
01:21:22,461 --> 01:21:25,048
-It's the sheriff.
-That motherfucker.
1372
01:21:25,131 --> 01:21:26,925
-Put him on speakerphone.
-Okay.
1373
01:21:27,008 --> 01:21:29,844
Yeah, we found your car pinned
against a tree on the side of the road
1374
01:21:29,927 --> 01:21:31,012
with no one in it.
1375
01:21:32,013 --> 01:21:33,223
Oh, my God.
1376
01:21:33,306 --> 01:21:34,557
Were you driving?
1377
01:21:35,224 --> 01:21:36,893
I don't see it as
reported stolen.
1378
01:21:36,976 --> 01:21:41,355
No, I, um, my...
my friend was...
1379
01:21:42,106 --> 01:21:43,358
You don't see him there?
1380
01:21:43,441 --> 01:21:45,318
No, there's no sign
of anyone here.
1381
01:21:45,401 --> 01:21:46,402
We called the tow truck.
1382
01:21:46,485 --> 01:21:48,885
If you'd like to pick up any
belongings, you should come now.
1383
01:21:49,864 --> 01:21:52,742
I've got the location! It's
straight down the hill!
1384
01:21:52,825 --> 01:21:54,869
-Good.
-Max, what if he's dead?
1385
01:21:54,952 --> 01:21:57,163
Iris, he's not dead.
Come on, let's go.
1386
01:22:08,716 --> 01:22:11,427
I heard a howling
early this morning
1387
01:22:11,510 --> 01:22:13,513
when I was on my hike at dawn.
1388
01:22:13,596 --> 01:22:16,349
There's a man yelling out
for Iris. That's you, right?
1389
01:22:16,432 --> 01:22:18,518
-Oh, my God.
-Yes, yes, please. Where...
1390
01:22:18,601 --> 01:22:19,769
Where did you hear it?
1391
01:22:19,852 --> 01:22:22,355
Oh, it's hard to be
sure because, you know,
1392
01:22:22,438 --> 01:22:25,024
once a frequency
drops below 120 hertz,
1393
01:22:25,107 --> 01:22:28,403
it becomes difficult,
if not impossible,
1394
01:22:28,486 --> 01:22:30,989
to, uh, use time difference
or level difference
1395
01:22:31,072 --> 01:22:33,992
-to, uh, discern a sound's lateral source.
-Please,
1396
01:22:34,075 --> 01:22:35,493
if you had to guess.
1397
01:22:35,576 --> 01:22:40,622
If I had to guess, gun
to my head, well...
1398
01:22:42,583 --> 01:22:45,420
-We have to go.
-Anything can help.
1399
01:22:45,503 --> 01:22:46,504
Okay, don't hold me to it,
1400
01:22:46,587 --> 01:22:49,007
but by the creek about
three-quarters a mile north.
1401
01:22:49,090 --> 01:22:51,509
-Thank you so much, Steve.
-You're welcome.
1402
01:22:54,220 --> 01:22:55,430
Wow, who was that?
1403
01:22:55,513 --> 01:22:56,764
That weird guy I was
telling you about.
1404
01:22:56,847 --> 01:22:58,850
No! Steve?
1405
01:22:58,933 --> 01:23:00,101
-Oh.
-Okay.
1406
01:23:00,184 --> 01:23:01,978
You guys go meet the sheriff.
I'm gonna go try to find him.
1407
01:23:02,061 --> 01:23:03,813
-Okay.
-Wait, is this a good idea?
1408
01:23:03,896 --> 01:23:05,773
-He could be hurt.
-Okay, call us, okay?
1409
01:23:05,856 --> 01:23:06,941
Okay.
1410
01:23:13,781 --> 01:23:15,157
Isaac!
1411
01:23:19,829 --> 01:23:20,830
Isaac!
1412
01:23:22,248 --> 01:23:23,374
Isaac!
1413
01:23:25,626 --> 01:23:29,339
Isaac! Fuck. Shit.
1414
01:23:29,422 --> 01:23:30,423
Shit.
1415
01:23:30,506 --> 01:23:32,300
Answer me. Are you alive?
1416
01:23:32,383 --> 01:23:33,467
[IN THE DISTANCE] Iris?
1417
01:23:34,844 --> 01:23:35,762
Isaac?
1418
01:23:35,845 --> 01:23:36,846
Iris!
1419
01:23:36,929 --> 01:23:39,765
-Where are you?
-I'm down here!
1420
01:23:41,809 --> 01:23:44,395
Isaac! Isaac! I'm here.
1421
01:23:44,478 --> 01:23:46,647
-Help!
-I'm coming. Okay.
1422
01:23:48,315 --> 01:23:49,233
Iris.
1423
01:23:49,316 --> 01:23:50,610
Oh, my God. Oh, thank God.
1424
01:23:50,693 --> 01:23:52,153
-What happened?
-Fuck.
1425
01:23:53,320 --> 01:23:56,366
The car, it hydroplaned and...
1426
01:23:56,449 --> 01:23:57,450
Fuck!
1427
01:23:57,533 --> 01:23:58,826
I tried to make my
way back to the house.
1428
01:23:58,909 --> 01:24:01,621
My phone was dead. I
slipped, and I fell.
1429
01:24:01,704 --> 01:24:04,082
-I think I broke my ankle.
-Okay. Let me call Max.
1430
01:24:04,165 --> 01:24:05,540
I'm so sorry.
1431
01:24:08,169 --> 01:24:10,046
Hey. Yeah, I found
him by the creek.
1432
01:24:10,129 --> 01:24:11,589
He's really injured.
1433
01:24:11,672 --> 01:24:14,467
Yeah. We need an ambulance.
I can't carry him alone.
1434
01:24:15,342 --> 01:24:17,720
Yeah, I'll send a pin.
Bring the sheriff.
1435
01:24:19,972 --> 01:24:21,390
Oh, God.
1436
01:24:23,309 --> 01:24:24,602
Are you okay?
1437
01:24:25,561 --> 01:24:27,313
Yeah. It just hurts.
1438
01:24:28,355 --> 01:24:29,982
I'm so sorry.
1439
01:24:36,280 --> 01:24:37,406
I, uh...
1440
01:24:38,574 --> 01:24:40,284
All this got so...
1441
01:24:43,037 --> 01:24:44,872
ridiculously out of hand.
1442
01:24:44,955 --> 01:24:47,958
And I, um... I think I...
1443
01:24:52,379 --> 01:24:54,673
just kept going,
and I kept going,
1444
01:24:55,299 --> 01:24:58,553
and I got to this place where I thought
I could keep us together by sheer will,
1445
01:24:58,636 --> 01:25:01,264
and that's not the way
it's supposed to be.
1446
01:25:01,347 --> 01:25:03,516
And I don't wanna force
someone to be with me.
1447
01:25:04,850 --> 01:25:07,186
But me thinking
that this weekend
1448
01:25:07,269 --> 01:25:09,772
was gonna end in us
being together, like,
1449
01:25:11,065 --> 01:25:12,775
that didn't come out of nowhere.
1450
01:25:16,695 --> 01:25:18,197
I just wish you had been honest.
1451
01:25:33,629 --> 01:25:35,965
I had a dream that you hated me.
1452
01:25:36,632 --> 01:25:37,633
What?
1453
01:25:39,510 --> 01:25:43,180
Last night I had a dream
where you seduced me,
1454
01:25:43,973 --> 01:25:46,267
and you told me
that you hated me.
1455
01:25:48,811 --> 01:25:50,145
I don't hate you.
1456
01:25:53,607 --> 01:25:54,608
I think there's...
1457
01:25:55,943 --> 01:25:59,280
There's something wrong
with me. I just don't...
1458
01:26:01,740 --> 01:26:06,537
I wish I could give you what
you want. I just... I can't.
1459
01:26:07,496 --> 01:26:08,456
I can't.
1460
01:26:08,539 --> 01:26:09,790
Why not?
1461
01:26:12,877 --> 01:26:15,505
You have this blind optimism,
1462
01:26:15,588 --> 01:26:18,424
but what usually happens
is people fall in love,
1463
01:26:18,507 --> 01:26:20,551
and it falls apart.
1464
01:26:21,427 --> 01:26:25,264
They make these big promises
and declarations, and then,
1465
01:26:27,266 --> 01:26:28,267
it falls apart.
1466
01:26:28,350 --> 01:26:33,731
Because one of them
got bored and drunk
1467
01:26:34,607 --> 01:26:37,527
or sad and insecure,
and they just...
1468
01:26:37,610 --> 01:26:40,279
they just fall out of
love for whatever reason,
1469
01:26:40,362 --> 01:26:43,115
or they stay together
miserable and...
1470
01:26:43,198 --> 01:26:44,491
I just don't know.
1471
01:26:45,200 --> 01:26:47,494
I just don't know
how people do it.
1472
01:26:50,331 --> 01:26:52,082
It doesn't always fall apart.
1473
01:26:53,667 --> 01:26:55,628
It falls apart a lot.
1474
01:27:05,262 --> 01:27:08,807
Look, I should have been
honest with you from the start.
1475
01:27:14,521 --> 01:27:15,606
I'm sorry.
1476
01:27:21,737 --> 01:27:23,238
I don't think you're an asshole.
1477
01:27:27,576 --> 01:27:29,410
I don't think you're crazy.
1478
01:27:32,456 --> 01:27:33,916
Maybe a little.
1479
01:27:33,999 --> 01:27:36,502
Okay, maybe... maybe a little.
1480
01:27:48,013 --> 01:27:50,141
Are the straps really necessary?
1481
01:27:50,224 --> 01:27:51,809
Sir, we need to secure
you to the stretcher.
1482
01:27:51,892 --> 01:27:53,227
It's required for safety.
1483
01:27:53,310 --> 01:27:56,563
-Okay, cool.
-Yeah, just keep... keep them loose.
1484
01:27:58,732 --> 01:27:59,984
I'll be fine.
1485
01:28:01,276 --> 01:28:03,404
We'll always have O High.
1486
01:28:04,905 --> 01:28:05,948
What?
1487
01:28:06,865 --> 01:28:08,533
Never mind.
1488
01:30:32,511 --> 01:30:36,222
And then, the next thing that
I'll learn is to go faster.
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