All language subtitles for Love.Thy.Nader.S01E06.1080p.WEB.h264-EDITH

♪ Yeah, yeah, we going up ♪

♪ Uh, I got my swagger back
Swagger back ♪

[Sarah Jane]
Mary Holland! Hello.

Daddy's home, baby girl.

-Hey, girls.
-[Sarah Jane] May-May!

-May-May!
-[Grace Ann] I missed you!

-[Mary Holland] Girl!
-[Grace Ann] May sandwich!

-Did you miss us?
-The house was quiet
without y'all.

-I'm sure.
-I'm not gonna lie.

-Is this your journal?
-I got a lot

-Did you miss us?
-Is that your diary?

That's not my diary.
That's market notes.

I don't think
you would understand any of it.

Oh.

We are just getting back
from Formula 1 in Miami.
It was crazy. [laughs]

I had a blast.
I had more fun than I have
in a while since the breakup.

For once in a really long time,
I actually forgot about it

and, like, my mind was
on having fun and being
with friends

and, like, having a flirt
or two. I am entering
my full-blown single era.

And so I actually left
the weekend on a big high.

Wait, how was your weekend?

-What did you do?
-I got a lot done.

Did you build a company?
Did you cure cancer?

Do I look like May?

No.

I entered micro-retirement
with all of these ideas,

trying to figure out
what I wanted to do
for the next chapter.

And so I think I really wanna
build something and start
my own business,

which is why I decided
to stay back and get work done.

I really wanted to hash out
my business plan,
work on my pitch deck.

I haven't gotten this much work
done in a while.

We had a lot go down,
let me tell you.

Wait, tell me everything.
What happened?

I had five rooms
in Miami for F1,

and how do we end up sleeping?
All of us in one bed.

-[Mary Holland] Stop.
-We had probably,
like, eight beds

'cause there was certain rooms
with two beds.

That happens every single time.
In this house we always sleep
with you.

She would have been pissed
if we went to another room.

-[Brooks] Sarah Jane
had an eventful
-Yeah.

-bathroom rendezvous at F1.
-[Sarah Jane] Shut up.

Why don't you tell May
about your shenanigans?

-Don't put her on the spot.
-I'll tell her in private
when I want to.

She fingerbanged somebody
in the bathroom.

-[Sarah Jane] Stop.
-That's my girl. Fingerbanging.

Oh, my God. [laughs]

[sighs, scoffs]

I wish I could have been a fly
on the wall for that.

I was in the next stall over.

-[Brooks] You were?
-I was like, what is going on?

She was in a stall next to you
when you were fingerblasting.

-Stop talking
about the bathroom.
-I was. I was literally peeing,

-and I just heard
craziness going down.
-Shut up.

-I was like, what is happening?
-Did you know
it was Sarah Jane?

Well, I looked down and I saw
her little feet in the heels,
and I was like

Okay, stop. We don't need
to talk about this anymore.

-I was like--
-I've heard both of you,
by the way.

-Not in a public restroom.
-She has had enough.

What are you gonna do?

Formula 1 was It was a chill
No, it wasn't chill.

[laughs]

It was crazy and it was fun,
fast and freaky.

Question, who wants
to come with me
to Charlotte Tilbury's party?

-[Mary Holland] I'm down.
-[Sarah Jane] I'm down.

-Jinx.
-You?

Unfortunately, I can't
make it tonight.

-Why?
-Where you going
with your little smirk?

Just chilling with my man.

-[Brooks] He's in town?
-Yeah.

-Why didn't you tell us that?
-Why do you never tell us any--

-He's coming in town today
to see me.
-Oh.

-[Brooks] Prove it.
-"Tomorrow we hug endlessly
into the night."

[all laughing]

"My sweet princess."

-You're such a loser
these days.
-Proof in the pudding.

I assumed we would roll
as a fucking foursome, bitch.

Bitch, this is the one time
I gotta make time for my man.

[Sarah Jane] One time?

I spent all weekend watching
you guys pop off at F1,

and I was kind of just like,
where's my man?

You can still, like,
have single energy and vibe
without hooking up with anyone.

-Not her.
-I have single energy and vibe.

I was gonna ask, did the G word
come up at all this weekend?

Yeah, people are asking me left
and right. Then I think
whenever they saw

-that I was clearly not
with him
-Moving on. Yeah.

Yeah, they were like, okay,
good for her. I mean,
I'm over it. Over it.

-Okay, good. We're all over it.
-On to bigger and better.

Brooks talks about her roster
more than it exists.

Her roster is two at all times.

That's healthy.

By the way,
everyone's been there
with a full roster. It's fun.

-I think you should,
like, add on to it.
-Just do it.

-Yeah.
-If you lined up

Sarah Jane's recent hookups,
you would not even know
where you are.

Like, ugly old dudes,
hot chicks, actresses.

When I was Sarah Jane's age,
I was married.

And I had one person
on my roster, my husband.

I'm dating to figure out
what I like.

I am very young,
and I'm learning about myself
through these different people.

I guess that's
where my old little Louisiana
traditional self comes out

and I should be
a little more wild and free.

Because I'm the youngest,

they all think that they can
tell me what to do with dating.

And they actually
haven't been that successful,

so I'm not gonna take
their advice.

I'm pretty much a prude
actually. [laughs]

They're judgy as fuck.

And I think I'm, like, morphing
into my parents. Ah, stop it.

You all need
to get your own lives.

By the way, I love how in my
room there's stray extensions,

and in yours
there's stray contact lenses.

That's disgusting.
I just touched your eyeball.

I swear they have a mind
of their own.

[Brooks] Ew!

[♪ upbeat music plays]

[♪ music ends]

[♪ upbeat music playing]

[surgeon] We can do laser
on the outside,
which tightens the skin,

but we also have to laser
on the inside.

And what it's going to do
is help tighten,
help with lubrication,

and also help
rejuvenate the skin.

Even though I will say
I have an award-winning vagina.

-I've been told by many people
-Yes.

Not many people.
Anyways, I just, like, got out
of this horrible relationship,

so I wanna get rid of his juju
in the puss.

[Mary Holland] I agree.

After this breakup, I need a
good cleansing, a good refresh.

Some people might sage
their apartment, go to therapy.

I am all
about a good treatment.

So let's just do some kind
of vagina treatment
'cause why not?

There was a demon in there
at one point.

There's all these things
in nature that are great
for healing.

And we have a really cool
device we'll use on you today,

where it actually makes
these ice crystals
of the salmon sperm

-and infuses it into your skin.
-Stop.

And we put it everywhere?
Is that what we're gonna do?

-Literally.
-You can put it
anywhere in the skin.

Yes, I wanna be injected
with salmon sperm.

How do you get
the salmon sperm?

So, they take the salmon sperm
and they highly purify it.

So they don't, like,
jerk the salmon off?

[laughs]

-[Mary Holland]
They, like, extract it.
-Yeah. They extract it.

-[Brooks] Okay.
-Like, in a lab type vibe.

Send them into a little room
and, like, show them
a hot video.

No, But it's you know,
it's made in a laboratory.
It's sterile.

It's purified, so

-Wow. Drumroll.
-[Mary Holland
imitates drumroll]

If shooting salmon sperm
into my vagina help me move
on from Gleb,

then I'm gonna do it.

All right, girl.

All right, your butt here,
head here. And then legs
are gonna go up here.

-Oh, Lord.
-Yes, girl. So iconic.

First thing we'll do
is the salmon sperm facial,
but on your vagina.

Are you sure I can't get
pregnant by a salmon?

-No. Are you ready?
-No.

-[screams]
-[laughs]

-I'm jealous.
-It's cold.

-I actually like this.
-Does it feel good?

-Whoa.
-[Mary Holland] Stop.

[laughs]

[Shafer] All right.
Give us the laser.

[Brooks] I'm gonna freak out.
I'm sensitive.

-You'll be fine.
-[groans]

-So you're gonna hear
a noise like this.
-[beeping]

You got it, girl.

-All right,
so just relax your legs.
-[screams]

-That was like
-You're getting so much hotter

by the second, Brooks.

-This is gonna be so worth it.
-Fuck!

I don't know
what Brooks has been up to,
but I'm 26 years old.

My vadge is plenty tight. And
besides, even if I wanted to,

it doesn't fit into
my micro-retirement budget.
That stuff adds up. [chuckles]

-All right, that's it.
-Done!

-You did it.
-You're already hotter.

-Hotter than you. Yay.
-Hot girl summer O-T-dubs.

[Brooks] Thank you, fishies.

Can't wait for round two.

[♪ upbeat music playing]

-[Mary Holland] Grace Ann.
There you are.
-[Grace Ann] What?

Using Brooksie's bathroom,
I see.

Don't tell Brooks I'm using all
of her good products in here.

I just was working
on my pitch, and I kind
of want to run it by you

to hear your initial thoughts
since you are my target market.

-Yeah, go for it.
-Without further ado.

I've been working really hard
to refine my pitch deck
for my business plan,

but I really wanna make it
short enough to bring up
in a casual conversation.

So I'm pitching it
to my sisters this week,

and I know out of everyone,
they will be brutally honest.

Most people
when they get a nine-to-five

are instructed exactly on what
retirement accounts to open,

what health care to choose,

and they have
basically a guidebook

-when you join
corporate America.
-[Grace Ann] Okay.

Millions of workers who don't
work on a W-2 don't have that.

So, me?

Yeah, people who make random,
inconsistent income

don't have a centralized place
to go to be guided
on what accounts to open,

what health care
to choose, how
to basically "adult in life."

Are you saying I don't know
how to adult?

I wouldn't consider Grace Ann
to be the most financially
responsible person,

but hey, that's
who I'm targeting.

So if I can't explain it
to her, then I can't explain it
to my target market.

What I wanna create is
one place for the independently
employed to go

if they don't have
a nine-to-five telling you
what to do.

Does that make sense?

Not really. I don't know
what you mean
by "don't know what to do."

Like, where do you invest
your money? Do you have
a retirement account?

-Do you have
a healthcare plan?
-[Grace Ann] Yeah, girl.

You know what I mean?

All of these independent
workers don't have an employer.

A lot of people don't know
what accounts to set up,
what where

You don't make the same
every month. You don't make
the same every two weeks.

I love
her entrepreneurial spirit.

I think she's gonna be
so successful,

but sometimes I'm just like,
what the hell
are you talking about?

Mary and Pip will be able
to see what you're missing.

Who is Pip?

-Pip stands
for periodic investment plan.
-Oh.

So, what do you think?
Like, it makes sense, right?

I'm trying to take a shower
and relax.

The last thing I wanna think
about is how I need
to manage my money.

Make it shorter. I'm literally
falling asleep in here.

-Okay.
-I'm just bored.
I'm not gonna lie,

-but I love it.
I love the company.
-Okay.

Bravo.

♪ We can go anywhere
Come and let me take you ♪

-[Sarah Jane]
What are you eating?
-This is my breakfast.

It's 2:00 p.m.

It's granola.

[Sarah Jane]
Okay, good morning.

-Hi, Brooksie.
-I like this.
I wanna bask in the sun.

-Move.
-No, I'm sitting here.

[chuckles]

I wanna be in the sun.

-You fucking bitch.
-Ouch.

Ouch? You're pushing me.

Every single seat here is
in the sun, by the way.

So, Grace Ann, what is going on
in your modeling career?

Well, I just booked a campaign
I'm really excited about.

-Tell me.
-[Sarah Jane] What is it?

I'm gonna be shooting
Juicy Couture swim.

-Stop! Good!
-[Sarah Jane] That's sick.

I know. I'm pumped.

-[Sarah Jane]
That's so your vibe.
-It's so my vibe.

Ever since moving
to New York, I've
doubted myself for modeling.

My sisters have doubted me too.

In the past few months,
that's just been heightened.

I've been having
conversations with my agents,
potentially getting dropped,

so I'm really relieved
that I'm back on track.

And having booked
this campaign,
I just feel so proud of myself.

Juicy is gonna be
my first swim campaign,

so it's really important
that it goes well,

especially since I'm trying
to break into the swim market.

It's the first launch
of their swim line.

-Wait, that's maj. Pookie!
-[Sarah Jane]
Oh, my God. Juicy!

-[Grace Ann] I know!
-You're actually doing stuff.

I'm doing it! I know.

Ganimal.

[Grace Ann] And I am glad
that Brooks and I are
in a really good place.

It's really cool to see myself
and my sisters working
for brands

that we grew up on, like
Hudson Jeans, Juicy Couture.

I finally feel like
my dreams are attainable.

And if Brooks can do it,
then I can do it too.

-It's paying off.
-Juicy Couture. That's iconic.

-That's so nostalgic for us.
-I love Juicy.

-I know.
-I know.

Wait, Gan, I wanna come to set
and cheer for you.

Come pop by.
It's gonna be sick.

With swim,
posing is so important,

and I definitely haven't had
a lot of experience
in this category.

And Brooks is kind of the queen
of swim, so of course I'm open
to her coming.

I hope she doesn't make
any comments or sabotage it

in the way that Sarah Jane
did my test shoot.

I'm just saying
I wouldn't do no clothing,

which is basically
what you're doing right now.

So you're gonna go.
Leave right now.

I really need
to crush this one.

This is just the start of,
like, once you do
a big campaign like that,

-and people see it
-It's like a domino.

it, like, legitimizes you.

And then, like,
everything's just gonna fall
into place for you.

Well, thanks
for all your feedback, guys.
It was super helpful.

-You mean it?
-[Grace Ann] Mm-hmm.

Even though
I don't always wanna hear it,

-your feedback
is greatly appreciated.
-Never wanna hear it.

[Grace Ann] I got directly
booked from my book.

[Sarah Jane] That's because
you made your book good.

-[Grace Ann] This is
my first big job.
-That's amazing, Gracie.

[♪ upbeat music playing]

I think we should go
to an Ellie Goulding concert,

and, like, you know how guys
at, like, The Weeknd concert
or Drake concert,

like, pick out the hotties?
Can we do that with dudes?

-[Sarah Jane] Ooh, yeah.
-Why have I never done that?

-That's what I'm saying.
-[Sarah Jane] We'll be
your scouts, Ellie.

And I'll be your pimp, and I'll
be like, "We want that one."

We can bring them up
and just fucking burn them.

-♪ I'm gonna let it
Burn, burn ♪
-We can bring all the exes up

and burn them.

[Sarah Jane, Brooks laugh]

The iconic Ellie Goulding, she
is one of my best girlfriends.

We had a little stint in LA
living together.

She was recording an amazing
album that hasn't come out yet,

and I was
on Dancing with the Stars.

She's an icon, and she's just
as sweet as she is talented.

So now
that I'm in my single girl era,

I put together a beautiful,
fancy-pansty dinner

to just chitchat,
debrief the day, hot goss.

-You do, Ellie.
-There's so many
cute dad-daughter duos.

-Don't go with
the dad-daughter. Why that?
-Only if they're divorced.

-Why that?
-[Brooks] I gotta stop
with the dads.

-[Sarah Jane]
What is your fetish?
-I think I need, not dads.

I think you're in love
with our father. [chuckling]

I want a guy that's like him.

Everyone marries their dad,
except for some people.

I don't know my dad, so

Exactly. Sorry.

The hottest single girlies
in New York City.

[Sarah Jane] Seriously.

Maybe I'll find one
at the WNBA party.
Maybe I'll go the other way.

You say this every time,
and I've told you to stop.

-Why?
-Because do it then.

-Okay, teach me.
-Ugh.

-That's like some White Lotus.
-No. We're not going there.

Every time she's upset
with men, she's like, "I
might just go the other way."

-That's what I do.
-[laughing]

-Ellie.
-[Ellie] Works every time.

-[Sarah Jane] Damn. [laughing]
-Sarah knows. [laughing]

[Sarah Jane]
Um, I honestly love her.

I can't say like a sister.
But I

Um.

[producer] Why?

Um. I Ellie's the best.

Maybe with the girls,
they don't have all the drama.

Gleb's more of a girl
than he is a boy.

We do have the drama though,
by the way.

Do you see yourself
with him forever?

No, I don't ever wanna be
with him again,

but I potentially might
wanna fuck him one more time.

-Right. Got you.
-All we did was have sex

'cause I didn't really talk
to him that much.

-That was your currency: sex.
-Yeah.

-[Brooks] And so now I'm
like dying over the dry spell
-It's a strong one.

although I wasn't
that addicted to sex
when I was with my ex-husband.

But I do not wanna be with him.
He's not my guy.

And one more fuck?
Like, what's he gonna give you?

The best orgasm ever?
Like, you're good.

-You can do that yourself.
-Yeah.

Yeah, with the
right instruments.

Yeah, with the
right tools. Yeah.

I think the most exciting love
comes for a reason.

And it's, like, toxic
and it's fleeting, passionate,
and it's amazing,

and you're just like
no one else

-has ever
experienced love like this.
-Yeah.

-Yeah.
-To me that's all great
song material, to be honest.

Annoyingly, I do it
for the plot so that I can
write a song about it.

-[Sarah Jane] No!
-We should just appreciate it

as the moment that it is,
and then when it goes away,

-we should appreciate
it's happened
-True.

and we got to experience it.

-You gonna, like, make me cry.
-[Sarah Jane] Buddha.

It's all about us being
the amazing women
that we are, and then

Yeah.

and those guys are just
an accessory every now
and then to, like

Yes, Ellie.

-We're all single.
-Ready, break.

[all laughing]

♪ And we gonna let it burn
Burn, burn, burn ♪

♪ We gonna let it burn
Burn, burn, burn ♪

♪ And we gonna let it burn ♪

[♪ song ends]

[♪ rock music playing]

-I'm so happy
-We did it!

we're finally doing this.
Anytime you're in town,

I'm like, I'm stealing you.
At least for a coffee chat.

I know.

-You just give the best advice.
-Thank you.

I'm starting
to really feel the strain

that freelancers have
on their bank account.

I'm getting nervous
to look at it.
I don't wanna think about it.

Thank you.

I'm really hoping
to gain some momentum with
this business idea that I have.

So I'm meeting with my mentor
to get some advice.

Cheers to this friendship
and mentorship.

You encouraged me
to quit my job.

I honestly don't know
if I would have ever quit
if I hadn't met you.

I met Michelle a couple
of years ago at a brand event.

And I really look up to her
because she too left
a corporate job

and started an energy drink
company that I work for,

and she's hired some of my
sisters to model for as well.

Entrepreneurship is seeing
the world not as problems,
but as puzzles.

Right now a lot of creators,
athletes, entrepreneurs feel
like finance

and the conversation
around finance is kind of scary
or unreachable for them.

-Yeah.
-So that's what I wanna bring
to them.

And I wanna create
a wealth management tool

and just a safe space
to talk about finances.

Someone like myself that's been
in business for a long time

-still isn't comfortable
with finances.
-I know.

-Not many people are.
-It's silly when you think
about it.

Like, I run multimillion-dollar
soon-to-be whatever.

-Yeah.
-But, like, what's going on
in the market?

-Where should I put it?
-Yeah. No, exactly.

And it shouldn't be
embarrassing to not know that

'cause Wall Street jargon
is like a different language

-to a lot of people, and
-Yes.

I wanna develop an app
and a platform

to help inconsistent earners
save, invest and prepare
for retirement

'cause it's really a gap I
noticed when I was at the bank

and also watching my sisters

who don't have a nine-to-five
telling them what to do.

When you start a company,
it's terrifying.

Right. I've only been working
for four years, so I don't
have a ton saved.

Right. So let me ask you,
like, the really hard things
that we need to figure out.

Do you know
how much money you need,

and do you know
who you want it to come from?

Um, I need to figure that out,
actually. [laughs]

Have you thought about
who your first customers are?

Yes, 'cause I am one of them.

Are you afraid
of taking their money?

Uh, I'd be lying if I said no.

Who do you want
to be your first hire?

I think compliance
and legal 'cause I'm scared
of breaking the law.

-Yes.
-I could go to jail.

Yeah.

What are the things you're
most concerned about now?

I guess I'm nervous to get into
that first investor meeting

and have him rip me apart.

They're gonna just say,
"Oh, my gosh, she's smart,

she's talented,
and she wants to do this.

And honestly,
the world needs this.

-So let's go."
-Mm-hmm.

Totally. Thank you
for your advice as always.

-I love seeing you.
I'm so proud of you.
-Thank you.

I mean, it's hard,
but it's so worth it.

I definitely worry that I quit
my job too soon, of course,

but getting some validation
from Michelle was
really helpful,

and it gave me
that extra motivation
to refine my business idea

and get this thing moving.

-Thank you, Michelle, for real.
-Oh, my gosh.

You always give the most sound
advice. One day we'll look
back on this lunch.

[♪ upbeat music playing]

[Grace Ann] Guys, I'm
so excited. I grew up on Juicy.

It's my first time working
with them,

and they just launched
a swim line, kind
of my first big swim shoot.

Today I'm shooting
with Juicy Couture.

It's the first time
they've ever launched swimwear.

This is a huge deal for me.
I did my swim test shoots
on my own.

I built my book. I worked
collaboratively with agents.

And now I've booked a campaign,
and I really feel very
accomplished right now.

-This is so exciting.
-What's up? I know, right?

-Campaign girlie.
-Hello.

-How are you?
-Hi, I'm Brooks--

-How are you?
-You know Alison.

It's really important to me
that Brooks comes
to my shoot today.

She's the reason that I wanted
to get into modeling
in the first place.

So I really want her to be here
and see this moment for me.

It's also full circle
for Brooks and I

because we always wanted to be
those Juicy Couture girls.

So what's the looks like?
I wanna see.

I feel like you need
to be really like Y2K
nostalgic cutie girl.

-That's how I feel too.
-And, like, sassy.

Like, show me something
that I can hit.

I don't think you need help in
the sass department, baby girl.

-Okay.
-Let's see.

Oh, my gosh.
Pull your boobies in for sure.

Yeah, I'll definitely
be pulling my boobies in.

Yeah, be really sassy
and funsies, you know.

Yeah, of course.

Play with, like, the strings
on the hoodies and stuff.

-And play with the zipper
-And like, those straps
and stuff.

and, like, pull the little
waistbands up past the shorts.

And, like, play with the shades
and, like, bite them
and be cute,

play with the chains.

Brooks's feedback
is constructive.

I can tell that she wants me
to win. She wants me
to look my best.

[Brooks] Supermodel coming
through. Watch out.

Before the shoot,
I sauna, cold-plunged,
ran to get my blood flowing.

I did a cryo mask.
I did red light therapy,

got a lymphatic drainage
massage. I did all the things

to look and feel my best today,
so I want this to go perfectly.

[shutter clicking]

Don't be so posed.

[whispering] Relax your face.

I feel like Grace Ann,
you know, she works out,
she does Pilates.

She's a little stronger
in the body, so she generally
looks a bit more stiff.

[whispering] Relax your face.
Like [blows raspberry]

[blows raspberry]

Yeah, give yourself a little
[blows raspberry, laughs]

Good girl, yeah.

-[imitates trilling sound]
-[grunts]

Scooch Scooch over just
a smidge for me. There we go.

Sort of relax your legs
a little bit more for me.

-Shake 'em out.
-Yeah, shaky shake.

[Grace Ann] This is
the biggest solo shoot that
I've ever had, so I'm nervous.

I'm a little bit stiffer today
than I usually am on set.

I've built this up for so long
in my head and really made it
a big deal.

All right,
I'm changing into pink.

And I need to just remember,
if I feel stressed and pent up,

then I'll look that way
on camera, which is never
a good thing,

so I really need
to try to relax.

-Oh, so cute.
-You look so cute.

[Brooks]
Whoo! Work it, smoochie.

Yes, queen. Good girl.

Gorgeous. Gorgeous.

I feel like Honey Boo Boo's
mom. But prettier. [laughs]

My momager mode is
in full effect.

I'm like the mom
in Mean Girls with the camera.

I'm like, "Yeah,
you're doing amazing, sweetie."

[crew member] Next look
and then we're good.

-Yeah, there's one more,
I think.
-Orange with the one piece.

[Grace Ann] Sweet.

Work hard, be on time,
do what you're doing today,

-and you'll be booked
all summer.
-Yeah.

The only thing is
July is not an option for me.

-I'm gonna be going
to Africa with Jack.
-For the whole month?

Yeah, for the whole month.

[Brooks] Africa is amazing.
It's a bucket-list trip,

but she was about
to get dropped by Ford,

and then she picked herself
back up, built her book up,
got a huge campaign,

and then she's gonna go
from here to here to here.

How does that make
any fucking sense?

Your agents booked you on this
campaign. It's a huge deal.

They're probably promoting you
for other stuff this summer.

Like, you need
to let them know.

I'm obviously gonna ask them
rather than tell them.

I left the day after my wedding
in an economy flight
to Shanghai, China

with my mom,
not my new husband, the day
after in a middle-seat economy

to shoot an Edition Hotels
campaign. Remember that?

Yeah, I do. I will say
if I have to come back
in the middle of Africa,

of course I'll do that
for a massive campaign.

She's definitely not taking
it seriously,

and so what's the point in me
putting in all this work
with her

and, like, holding her hand
the whole way?

I have a life, and I don't want
to waste my time

on someone that's
gonna fuck off to Africa.

-Hi.
-[crew member] Are you ready?

-Oh, yes.
-Yes, let's do it.

[Brooks] Let's go, girl.

-Sorry, she was chatting
my ear off.
-Let's do it.

[♪ upbeat music playing]

-[Mary Holland] Hey, girl.
-[Sarah Jane] Hey.

-How's it going?
Where are you headed?
-I'm really late for a casting.

Well, I wanted to run something
by you for Mary and Pip
if you have time.

Okay, what?
I'm leaving literally
right now. I'm super late.

No, I know. No, you're so fine.
I'll just walk and talk.

Out of all my sisters,
Sarah Jane definitely
is the best candidate

for giving me the most
valuable feedback,
but everyone's so busy.

I have to be
a little bit aggressive
to get a minute with them.

What would make you excited
to talk about money

or, like, be around it,
or more comfortable?

I don't think anything.
[chuckles]

Okay, so that's
a good challenge.

I just wanna know
if like an event or a magazine,

what kind of branding
would resonate with you?

My generation will not
watch something longer
than ten seconds,

-so like, that pitch even
was probably way too long.
-Totally.

Totally.

So, this whole elevator pitch
needs to be, like,

-ten minutes less.
-I'll just ride
with you, actually.

Okay. You need to make it
ten seconds, like, maximum

-Of course.
-like something
that fits in a TikTok

because you already lost me
in the elevator.

-[Brooks] Lord have mercy.
I'm tired.
-[Grace Ann] Let's do it!

[singsongy] Off to the races.

I haven't gone
on a podcast in so long.

-How are you feeling?
-Kind of nervous honestly.

I just feel like I haven't
This is the first time

I've ever said anything
about it.

And I feel like
they're obviously gonna want
me to spill tea.

Yeah.

I'm going on the
Chicks in the Office podcast,

and this is the first sit-down
interview since the breakup,

and I want to live in a place
where I'm not scared anymore

of questions about him.
I'm not scared of my truth.

And I'm gonna continue
and move on with my life.

Like, when I'm thinking
about money and how
I'm gonna manage my money,

I'm thinking about people
I know that I feel like do well
with their money.

Yes.

Sarah Jane is just
a gold mine of ideas.

So much more helpful
than Grace Ann was.

You need to say, like, what
inspired you, like, your story.

Yeah, no, I've You're
the second person to say that.

-[Brooks] Did you get
your brows done?
-[Grace Ann] No.

I don't look too MJ, do I?

No.

Stop laughing about
the Michael Jackson thing.

It just
It makes me laugh every time.

Yes, I got a nose job
when I was 21.

It was a combo
of my agents telling me
I would not be successful

if I didn't do X, Y and Z,
and then I change it
and now it's too small.

And now everyone's like,
you look like Michael Jackson.

It's like, how do you win
in this scenario? You don't.

You know,
not everyone in fashion

or in the influencer space
wants just to go into finance.

-We want somebody
to do it for us.
-Exactly.

So, like I feel like
if you're saying that to

Oh, here I am. Here we are.
Okay, I've gotta go.

-Like, ASAP.
-Okay, well, love you.

Okay, I love you. Good luck.
You're doing amazing.

Go get 'em, tiger.

Dancing the goodbye Gleb,
it's Brooks Nader.

-Nice.
-[laughs]

[Brooks] Let's go.

[Grace Ann] Just remember,
smile and wave.

-[Grace Ann] Hi, Fran. Hello.
-[Mariano] Hey, hey!

-[Brooks] Our favorite girlie.
-I'm so excited
that you guys are here.

-We're pumped.
-Oh, my God. We're pumped.

I brought a straggler.

[Mariano] Feels appropriate
since the first time
you were on, she was also here.

And now she's like,
you know what,

-now I need a mic this time.
-Yeah.

[Brooks] She hates my
glasses, so I'm gonna them off.

-You have to lose the glasses.
-[Brooks] Just don't pretend
to be a nerd.

-Okay.
-I like 'em, but not for this.

What's up, everyone?
It's Chicks in the Office
with Ria and Fran.

We have
a very important co-host,
Brooks and Grace Ann Nader.

-We are over the moon thrilled
-So happy to be here.

and I'm also shaking
and sweating and terrified
'cause she's here.

You are all living together
now. How is that going?

It's interesting having
the damn Nader peanut gallery
around 24/7.

I can't get away with
one thing. If I miss a period,
so much as miss a period,

they're all in my room going,
"You should take a test.
You're one day late."

I'm like, "No, like,
get out of my bathroom."

They know everything I do
at all times.

I feel like I'm
in a conservatorship with them.

-[Mariano] Oh, my
-[laughs]

-You have your boyfriend.
-[Grace Ann] Yes.

Are you the only one
in a relationship right now?

-Mary Holland is
in a relationship.
-[Brooks] With a British guy.

Oh, my God. Wait,
okay, British? Everyone
loves a British accent.

So now I need to know more
about this guy.
Where did he come from?

-[British accent] Cotswolds.
-Cotswolds.

-I don't even know what it is.
-[Mariano] Cotswolds?

-He's from the Cotswolds.
-Yeah.

The latest is that he's invited
my parents to Wimbledon.

-[gasps] Wimbledon is so posh.
-[Grace Ann]
The lord is pretty posh.

And the Beverly Hillbillies
are so excited to see
everything in London.

They've never been, you know,
to London before. My parents.

One thing that is kind of funny
and interesting about Jules

is that he is a lord.

-He has a lord title.
-Okay.

-So the poshness keeps going.
-[Grace Ann]
The prince, and yeah.

Yeah, Harry and Meghan and all
that gang gangs. Phase two.

-[Grace Ann] Love the royals.
-Yeah.

So would she be a lady,
if he's the lord?

-I guess she would be a lady.
-Yeah.

-I'm not calling her
that. Goddamn.
-Duchess.

-Lady?
-Duchess is, like,
higher up, I think.

-Duchess is
-I think Duchess is higher.

-Yeah.
-She ain't a duchess,
let me tell you.

She's a viscountess.

-What the hell is that?
-I just know
that he's a viscount.

-That's a man, right?
-I don't know
if that's the same.

-Okay.
-[Grace Ann]
Yeah, a viscount's a man.

I think Brooks just kind
of overshared a little bit
about Jules's lordship,

and Mary Holland loves Jules
so much and she wants
to protect her relationship.

She probably doesn't want it
publicly spoken about.

She's gonna be so upset.

[Mariano] How long have
they been together?

-[Brooks] Maybe a year.
-No. Nine months.

He took forever to say I love
you, which pissed her off.

She also dives really headfirst
into relationships.

[Brooks] That's the only
hesitation I have.

It's not as much him, it's her.

-Yeah.
-Let's see what happens here.

If you move to the UK and have
beautiful British children,

-then we're all
we're all okay with it.
-We like him.

I love watching
and seeing where you guys are

'cause it's always on the move,
on a plane, at a party,
at an event, like

What has post Dancing with the
Stars life been like for you?

I mean, Dancing with the Stars
was such a great experience.

Are we leaving it all
in the past?

Like, being
on Dancing with the Stars?

And everything
that came with it.

Um, you know.
I mean, I don't even

Oh, God. Here we go.

I was dreading this. [laughs]

-Um, yeah.
-Yeah.

-In terms
of my twinkle-toes partner
-Yeah.

um, he's, yeah, you know.

So a big debate is like,
is this real? [laughs]

[Brooks] People ask me
that every day.

They're like, "Why are you sad
that you and your
fake boyfriend broke up?"

I'm like, actually it wasn't.

Day one, I was like,
"Ooh, he's hot."

And even when
Dancing with the Stars called,

and was like, "Okay,
who's your ideal partner?"

-[Mariano] Yeah.
-And I said this,
you can quote me.

I said, "I want the hottest,
douchiest guy."

-Yeah. We got him though.
-And she goes, "Perfect.
Got the guy."

And so, like, day one
when I met him, I was like,
"Oh, this is perfect.

This isn't gonna go
anywhere serious.

Like, I know exactly
what I'm gonna do here
and it's gonna be like a bit."

Day one. Day two, I was,
like, in love, and, like,
it wasn't a bit anymore.

I think day one
when the sisters met Gleb,
we all were like,

"Oh, goddamn, this is gonna be
a headache and a whirlwind."

And as for the whole,
is this fake, or showmance,
or whatever,

I can tell you firsthand
every time I visited
Brooks's trailer,

the trailer was shaking every
single time, and I was like,

I would never wanted to go
in there. I was always
knocking. It was just a lot.

I brought Grace Ann here
to have girl chat.

Talk about
our sister relationship,

not to bring up Gleb
and intimate details
about our sex life.

Oh, Lord. Maybe I overshared
and I shouldn't have said that.

It's embarrassing. Like, yes,
we fucked in the trailer

at CBS Studios all the time.

Do we need to share that
on a world stage
with everyone to know? No.

Truthfully, I didn't plan
to drop that tea.
I simply have no filter.

Sometimes it's just better
to shut the fuck up.

Yeah, the trailer thing
was probably why we didn't win,

but it's like, you know,
what's a girl to do?

-[Mariano] I know.
-I was newly single.

Well, there you go.

[♪ upbeat music playing]

-[Mary Holland] Grace Ann?
-[Grace Ann] Hi, May.

[Mary Holland] Where's Brooks?

-I don't know.
-Brooks!

-[Brooks] What?
-Come here, please.

-[Brooks] Why?
-I need to talk to you both.

Sarah Jane showed me
the fucking podcast yesterday.

They're talking
about you and Jules.

-Oh, my God.
-Hold on.

[Brooks] Sometimes
I get a little confused
with British guys

because it's like,
am I just enamored or

[Mariano] Yep. 100%.

[Brooks] He took forever
to say I love you,
which pissed her off.

Like, what the fuck was that?

-I didn't say anything bad
about Jules.
-[Brooks] Was he pissed?

I have to tell him about it.
He hasn't seen it yet.

I'm trying to figure out
how to approach this.

He won't be offended.
He'll just be annoyed
because he's private.

Yesterday, Brooks and Grace Ann
went on a very popular podcast

and blabbed about
my relationship with Jules.

The girls know how private
Jules is about that kind of
thing, and I'm gonna lose it.

We can never speak
murmur a word about Jack,

and you feel the need to go
on a podcast and talk all
about my relationship, and--

What did I say that was bad
about Jules?

Well, you talked about
his lordship and his viscou--

-He's not the fucking king.
-[Brooks] Lordship.
His Lordship?

No, like, what I don't even
know what that is, which is
why I don't bring it up.

Oh, Lord Jules.

It makes me upset
because they're framing it

like I'm only dating him
for this, or that's
his biggest asset.

And it's clearly not.
They know how much I like him.

Brooks said he was a Lord,

and I chimed in and was like,
"Yeah, it's so fun and cool."

You were like, "He uses
his lordship for to get into
restaurants, and blah blah."

-Talking shit about it.
Yes, you did.
-I don't think I said that.

[Grace Ann] What did I say
that upset you?
That's all I'm saying.

Just apologize.

I really do wanna know exactly
what I said that upset you.

The point is, it doesn't matter
what you said.

All you had to say
was I have a boyfriend,
and leave it at that.

Like, that's the only thing
that you're entitled to talk
about in my relationship.

-You understand why I'm upset?
-I understand that

you don't want me to talk
about your relash,
and I won't anymore.

You also said that he took
forever to say I love you,
which is very personal.

-Like, we keep
our relationship private.
-I'm sorry.

I shouldn't have said that
because that's stooping
to her level

and divulging information
that's between you and him,

and that's how
me and Gleb's trailer sex was.

It was between us. And you
decided to involve yourself.

By the way, talking about
the banging in the trailer
has ruined my entire week.

The second I'm done--
No, let me say it.

The second I'm done
with the Gleb thing,

it gets re-fucking-surfaced
with some random trailer
sex story.

-Like, let's leave it--
-They asked about Gleb.

I know, but, Grace Ann,
it's annoying. It's annoying.

-You're ridiculous.
-[Brooks] Yeah, of course.

What would you feel if it goes,

"Grace Ann spotted fucking Jack
on the conservation in Africa
that he owns?"

I think my sisters are
overreacting about the podcast.

It's really not
that big of a deal.

For you to make a sex joke
like that, you should have
known that

that would just be uprooted
out of that podcast
and thrown around.

You should know better.

All the headlines are,

"Brooks talks about her
not-safe-for-the-workplace

sexual behavior."

And like,
"Brooks Nader's sister details

how her and Gleb would always
fuck in the trailer."

They didn't say "fuck"
because it's an article,

but it was just boom,
boom, boom,
and my parents see all of this.

They're sending me all of this.
My grandmother is like, "Wow."

[Mary Holland]
Of course this turns
into a fight between y'all.

This is the one time I'm trying
to stick up for myself.

Once again, they made this
whole thing about themselves.

I just wish I could communicate
with someone who knows how.

Let me talk for once
in my life. Like, goddamn it.

Say you're sorry
you ruined my whole night.

-I said, "Can I speak?"
-Both of you say sorry to me.

[Brooks] Bad timing,
but those are my pants.

[Mary Holland] They're not.
I have the same ones.

I'm just, I'm so pissed. I
don't even want to talk to you.

Realistically, I didn't say
anything bad about Jules.

Yes, you did,
and it's my relationship.
Now I have to go call Jules.

-I'm fucking done with you.
-Say you're sorry
you hurt her feelings.

-What's wrong with you?
She's sensitive.
-Sorry I hurt your feelings.

I'm sorry, May.
I'm really sorry. Come here.

-No, I'm not hugging you. No!
-Come here. May, I'm sorry.

[Brooks] You're rude.
She's gonna cry now
because of you.

-And you should be upset.
-I feel bad.

The amount of energy it takes
for them to hear me

is almost too much
for me to bear.

This is a healthy relationship
that I am currently
actively in.

I don't think that they
recognize the consequences
of their actions

when it affects other people.

-Get out of my face.
-I'm sorry
that I hurt your feelings.

You're annoying.

[♪ pop music playing]

[Sarah Jane]
I love a good caviar dinner.

[Brooks] I know.
That's why I did it.

-[Sarah Jane] Thanks, Brooksie.
-Brooksie Brooks.

I think I am now shifting from
the depress-o mode

to Hot Girl Summer Brooksie,
which is a dangerous animal.

And I've been dying to go
to this new caviar place
in Tribeca,

and so I'm gonna take the girls
to enjoy a bougie little night.

Treat you to, like,
some really true fine dining.

I love it.

Salmon eggs, salmon sperm,

vagina injections.

It's been a fishy week.

-Hey!
-Hi, my girls.

[all] Hey!

-Hi.
-How are you?

-How are you?
I'm glad that you're here!
-I miss you guys!

-[Sarah Jane] My Zazy!
-Finally.

-My dolls!
-Our husbands are here.

Zaza and Hunter
are two of my best friends.

Everybody needs a gay bestie.
I am surrounded by them.

-[Brooks] Thank you so much.
-[Grace Ann] Cheers!

-Thank you so much.
-[all] Cheers!

I feel like we haven't all been
together since last summer.

[Hunter] When was
the last time? Hamptons?

Hamptons probably.

-Grace Ann is queen
of the Hamptons.
-[Mary Holland] Yeah, she is.

I freaking love the Hamptons.

Gracie, you need a cute pic
with Hunty. Your mans.

[Brooks] Aw.

-Can you take it?
The light's better.
-Sure. Hand me your phone.

-[Sarah Jane] Oh, it's cute.
-So good, though.

[Zaza] Cute, now kiss.

[phone beeps]

What the fuck?

-What?
-Wait, what? Stop.
Give me my phone. Stop.

-[Zaza] Uh-oh.
-Sarah Jane.

-Who is this new girl
you're talking to?
-Stop!

How many people
does Sarah Jane Nader
have in her "ho-tation"?

I literally can't keep up.
It changes every day.

She's fucking my friends.

Whoever she sleeps with,
I think is her business.

-Don't judge her sex life.
-She's young.

She has, like,
eight people on the rost.

Stop judging everything I do.

Feel like there's a bit
of micromanagement.

Yeah, seriously.
You're not my mom.

-Do whatever you want.
-[Sarah Jane] We can talk
about it later.

Let's just not ruin this dinner
with my love life. Like,
it's not a big deal.

[Zaza] I think we need
to fill these up a little bit.

I think we should
just bring the bottle, yeah.

Brooks, I know you're not
trying to be mean.

I'm just saying
it's not that big of a deal.

I am gonna do what I want.
I love that you're protective.

You always have.
You always have your life.

-Period.
-It's not funny either.

I'm trying
Sorry, I don't mean to laugh.

You guys are clearly high
because you're all laughing
as you always are.

I don't mean to laugh,
Brooksie. I'm really sorry.

I can't help it.
I'm feeling really giggly.

This is hilarious
to me right now.

It's the worst timing, and I
wish everyone was on my level.

I thought we were gonna have
a giggly dinner.

[♪ suspenseful music playing]

I'm literally
just gonna take five.

[♪ music stops]

I don't mean to laugh,
Brooksie. I'm really sorry.

I'm literally
just gonna take five.

[♪ suspenseful music playing]

I feel like in a way
maybe I'm, like, envious-ish

that she can just maintain all
these different relationships,

and it just triggered me
into thinking that, like,

I wasted so much time with
my ex-husband and with Gleb.

I'm like,
how could I be so stupid?

Am I gonna die alone,
or do I need to freeze my eggs?

Like, am I ever going
to have kids? All these things
come flooding in my head.

[Zaza] I feel like I should
go out. Where did she go?

[Mary Holland] We forget
that she just went
through a heartbreak,

and so emotions
are heightened right now.

Like, she's crying
at the drop of a pen,

and we need to give her some,
like, grace and space.

Always something.

Last year she was going
through a divorce. Like,
people go through things.

-She needs to have
the emotional maturity
-I agree.

to withstand situations
like that.

[crying] I only have them,
you know. Like, I'm not,
like, married anymore.

They just, like, are laughing,
literally laughing in my face.

[Zaza]
Obviously that's not cool.

But they haven't had to
go through as many

-challenging things solo
as you have.
-[Brooks] That's the thing.

-I need to pull it together.
I just get so sensitive.
-I know.

Even though I'm, like,
working constantly, I'm
accomplishing all these things,

checking them off my bucket
list, all career-oriented.

I travel the world.
I have amazing friends.

I have an amazing life.

I still feel internally like
I'm a failure because
I'm divorced and I'm single,

and it's just disappointing.

-Brooksie, are you okay?
-I know.

-Yes.
-Is something else going on?

-You seem really upset.
-No, I feel like it's three
against one

on fucking, like, $5,000, like,
prix fixe menu dinner

that I planned for weeks,
and it's like everyone laughing
at me.

But thank you so much for the
dinner. I really appreciate it.

I'm not trying to laugh at you.

You're not not trying. You did.

I'm trying to not laugh. Yes.

[laughs]

I just hate to see you cry.
You're my sister,
and I love you.

When you spend so much time
with someone,

there's gonna be friction,
there's gonna be fights.

At the end of the day,
I'm really happy for my sisters
and their love lives,

but I do worry that
with all my focus being on work

that I'm gonna miss out
on things that really matter
in life.

-Y'all ready to eat?
-Go, girl!

-Yes, this looks great.
-Yeah.

-Let's dive in.
-Let's eat.

-Oh, my God, this is delicious.
-[Brooks] It's really good.

-Yeah. Okay.
-[Grace Ann] Mmm.

-May, why are you so tan?
-Thank you. It's Saint-Tropez.

-Oh, we love that.
-Can't wait for our house
this summer.

Yeah, we're doing it
all summer.

I'm probably gonna do
my own thing this summer.

With your friend that's moving
here this summer for work?

[Sarah Jane] No.

Or with my friend that
you hooked up with at F1?

What? No, no.

You have a pattern
with her friends.

With my friends, right?
She has a pattern.

Why don't you stay away
from her friends from now on?

Why?

Brooks has a lot of friends.

And there have been a few
that I have had
sexual chemistry with.

If you're friends
with the world, there's
gonna be some crossover,

and I'm all of a sudden
the Wicked Witch of the West.

What if it goes wrong
between me and my friends
because of you?

It's not going to.
It's not serious.

They're basically straight.
It's not going to.

Sarah Jane is as messy
as they fucking come.

She doesn't really have
any boundaries or girl code

when it comes
to her relationships.

Also, friends are
like family to me,

and they're one
of the main constants in my
life because guys come and go.

Relationships come and go.

I don't want to jeopardize
losing them as friends

just 'cause my sister makes
a stupid decision.

Like, stay away
from my peeps, please.

Sorry to interrupt. We have
some Oishii Koyo strawberries

served with white chocolate
and a vanilla crema.

Also, yeah,
if you crack into
that white chocolate shell,

-there'll be some of the Oishii
Koyo berry consommé inside.
-So good. Wow.

Speaking of opening up
the white chocolate.

I just don't want to lose
girlfriends

over your puss.

I will never hook up with one
of your girlfriends again

Unless it's one I've
already hooked up with.

She learned her lesson.

My friends will be coming
with me so they don't fuck
you on accident.

Bitch.

You're looking a little

a little pale.

I'm gonna throw up.

And I haven't seen her eat
really anything
in the past few weeks.

She's going
around town getting

That's dangerous.

[Grace Ann] There's
an enormous amount of pressure
in the modeling industry

to look a certain way,
and she wants it so bad.

Do I regret quitting my job?

Yes, a little bit
because the money is burning
at a rapid rate.

And this toilet paper reached
out, and they were like,

"We'll offer you, like,
10K to post a reel like that."

Did you have
to accept that, though?

I'm gonna have to go back
to square one.

She feels like shit every day.

Wait, she said, "I just
realized I missed my period.

I hope
I'm not fucking pregnant."

-[Grace Ann] No fucking way.
-[Brooks] Oh, my God.