All language subtitles for Love.Thy.Nader.S01E04.1080p.WEB.h264-EDITH

[Grace Ann] So, my party
was so fun, right?

[Mary Holland] Oh, my God.

-It was such a hit.
-Such a hit.

I've been throwing myself
sick parties lately.

-You're a big birthday girl.
-Yeah.

[chattering]

[cheering] Kegs and Legs!

[all cheering] Whoo!

Kegs and Legs
was a massive success.

I threw the party
for my 25th birthday.

[cheering]

Brooks wasn't there,
and that's not
very sisterly of her.

She is officially uninvited
from my life.

-Do you know when
Brooks is coming home?
-Don't know, don't care.

-"Shoot."
She always has a shoot.
-Oh.

-Yeah, she always...
-I don't believe her,
personally.

-You don't think
she had a shoot?
-No.

You think she just
didn't wanna come?

I think she made it up.
I think she wanted to
go to dinner with someone,

or she had a party
she wanted to go to.

My relationship with Brooks
has always been
a little bit volatile.

Before I could even speak,
she was doing things
to just upset me on purpose.

There's baby hat-gate.

My parents bring home
Sarah Jane from the hospital,

she's the tiniest,
cutest little baby.

And there's a little baby hat,
and I, like, waddle over

and I'm carefully putting
the little baby hat on her.

So cute, loving big sister.

Brooks rips it off,
pushes me over.

I start screaming, crying.

She's always just doing things
to purposefully piss me off.

[Mary Holland] I feel like
y'all are always butting heads.

Yo, yo, yo.

-What up? Who missed me?
-[Mary Holland] Hey, girl.

-I did.
I think I'm the only one.
-You did?

[Brooks]
I can always count on you.

-Gannie, how was your b-day?
-Hey, it was really fun.

-Aw. You looked really pretty.
-I had everyone.

All my loved ones were there
except Mom and Dad.

-And me. [titters]
-So I missed them. [chuckles]

I wasn't there, but it was
for a good reason, baby girl.

-What were you up to, Brooksie?
-[Grace Ann] How do I-- Ow.

I was working, by the way.
It's not like I was just--

-What was the job?
-You were? What job?

Larroudé,
campaign in the Hamptons.
It's gonna be everywhere.

How do you not believe me?
It was a huge thing.

'Cause you always lie.

Brooks has been known to lie
about work to get out
of certain obligations.

Often these are
family obligations.

For example,
she missed Christmas Eve
with our entire family

because she said
she had to shoot,

and really, we FaceTimed her,
and she was just with Gleb
at her house in Bel Air.

Brooks uses work in her lies
because we all work
really hard,

so she knows that
that's a good excuse to use.

[stutters]
You can't fake a campaign.

Either it comes out
or it doesn't.

-Let me see the email.
-We wanna see it.

Ugh. Here we go.

By the way, did you like
my cake I sent you?

Not really.

Someone has to pay this rent.

We split rent.

-Not down the middle, sweetie.
-Okay.

[Mary Holland] I'll let
you guys work this out.

I sent you a cake
'cause I felt bad.

-Welcome home, girl.
You look cute.
-That's great. I love the cake.

I just wish that
you had told me earlier
or, like, had made it work.

Well, I couldn't. It was
the exact same day as this--

Yeah, but I mean,
you always can't.
There's always something.

You don't support me,

you don't show up
to anything that matters to me,

and you don't listen
when I try to bring up
these things.

I feel really bad that
I couldn't make your birthday.
I'm not kidding--

Well, thank you, that's great,
but I'm just saying
it's a pattern of behavior,

and I just think
you're really selfish.

Also, how do I turn on
the coffee maker?

-I can't get it...
-See? Like this is...

You need something from me,
and it's like...

You just use me.

[Brooks] With Grace Ann,
as my other sisters say,
we're both tox.

And, so, toxic breeds toxic.

And when we're together,
it just turns into
this whole shitstorm.

-[Brooks] I bought this.
-Turn on the coffee maker
and leave.

I don't wanna see your face.

And then when we separate
for a while,

and things get
a little boring if we're with
the other two sisters,

we'll come back together
and storm it up again.

How day-of do you get booked

-on a campaign
that you shoot that day?
-No. It was always booked.

I just didn't wanna tell you
and ruin your birthday.

Then why did you act like
you were gonna be there
for weeks leading up to it?

-Can I please have one sip?
-You can have a sip.

I didn't want you to move
the date around and stuff,
you know?

I would never move
my date around for you.

-[chuckles]
-That's insane.

[clicks tongue]
I'm just very disappointed

because in all of our years
of sisterhood,

I have shown up to literally
every little event.

Seven years of SI launches
in New York and Miami.

-I know.
-I flew to LA four times

to watch you on
Dancing with the Stars.

You didn't come to
my college graduation.

You didn't come to
my master's graduation.

I've been a little neurotic,
I will say,

-because--
-You're very neurotic.

Because I've gone through
some trials and tribulations
recently.

You're always going through
trials and tribulations.

There's always something.

[Brooks] Grace Ann and I
butt heads the most
because we are so similar.

It's like looking in a mirror.

Um, lucky for her.

The truth is, I would react
the exact same way.

So at the same time,
I can't really knock her

because I would hate me too.
Like, if I was,
like, in her shoes.

-But this was
a huge opportunity.
-[cheering] Yes! Yes!

I feel like every comment
I see, every article,
is negative about me online.

And so the last thing
I need right now is having
a big brand get pissed at me

for canceling
at the eleventh hour
just to please Grace Ann Nader.

My sisters
will always be there,

they'll always forgive me
if I cancel on them.

Clients, not so much.

What can I do besides get you
a beautiful custom cake,

send it to your birthday
with a sweet note
to make it up to you?

Drop and give me 20.

-I wanna see you
do push-ups and suffer.
-Twenty push-ups?

You're the biggest brat
from the bayou I've ever met.

I know you can't do any.

-[grunts] Hold on.
-With your Ozempic arms.

[groans] Gan!

I ultimately forgive Brooks
for not coming
to my birthday party.

The truth is, sometimes people
in our lives disappoint us

or do something
to make us upset,

but if you wanna
keep that relationship
and keep things okay,

then you sometimes just have
to forgive and forget.

-[grunting] Oh, my God.
-One... Nose to the floor.

Actually, forgive
but don't forget. [chuckles]

-[Brooks grunting]
-[Grace Ann laughing]

[screams] I can't...

[Grace Ann laughing]

Do you love me?

Yes, of course I love you.

[Brooks] Can you help me up?

[Sarah Jane]
Ooh, Sour Swedish Fish.

[Eliana] Oh, my God.

[Sarah Jane] I know. Yum.

What have you been doing?

I've just been, like, chilling.
I got my nipples pierced.

Oh, my God.

Look.

-Wait-- [laughs]
-So hot.

-So good.
-Isn't that good?

You've been talking
about wanting to do that.

I know. I've been wanting
to do it for years.

Sorry, I'm distracted.

Eliana and I have been friends
for probably three years.

She was one of
my first friends in New York.

I feel like there's just
a flirtatious energy.
We're both very free spirits.

I'm not sure what she thinks,

but I'm not shutting out
the idea

that we could
potentially be something.

How have you been, El?
I miss you.

I've been good. I had Passover,
so we had the seders.

Oh, my go. Wait. You know
I went to my first seder...

-Oh, my God.
-...the other night?
It was so fun.

-You should've came to mine.
-I know. Next year
I'll go to yours.

Good. Don't you have
Easter coming up?

Yeah.
I'm going home to Louisiana.
We're gonna ride horses.

-Oh, my God.
-I know.

[Sarah Jane]
Easter is a few days away.

This is our family's
biggest holiday.

Every year, we host an enormous
crawfish boil with everyone
in our extended family.

I've never been.

-You've never been
to Louisiana?
-No.

-Really?
-Yeah.

[chuckles] Wait,
do you wanna, like, come?

-Wait, like, yeah. [chuckles]
-Are you serious?

I've never
brought someone home.
Like, even a friend.

You know, I was talking
to Mary Holland today,
and she was like,

"I'm not bringing my boyfriend,
but our cousins
are bringing people."

And I was like, I don't have
a significant other to bring
but I was like,

-"Maybe I should
just bring a friend."
-Yes.

-If you've never been,
it would be so fun.
-I've also never done Easter.

-Oh, my God. We have to.
-So, yeah.

Wait, are you free?
We're leaving Thursday.

Are you free
Thursday to Sunday?

Yeah.

-Oh, my God, we're doing it.
-I'm excited.

Wait, I'm gonna tell my mom,
and then it's, like,
set in stone.

-Wait, really?
No, I feel like...
-Yeah, it would be so fun.

You're gonna get, like,
a Southern crash course.

-And I wanna meet your parents.
-I know. I know. Wait--

See how they made
such a beautiful specimen.

I was kind of shocked at myself
that I invited her home.

My sisters are gonna die.

We should stop
by the apartment and say hi.

-I like that.
-Yeah. I love that for us.

So it's a plan.

[♪ "Magnetic" playing]

♪ I was thinkin'
'Bout my time in space ♪

♪ I was thinkin'
'Bout the human race ♪

♪ In the age of
Tenderness and rage ♪

♪ Had me kickin'
Through the end of days ♪

♪ From inside
I heard a message cry ♪

♪ Shinin' like mirrors
In the sky ♪

Are you using my toothbrush?

[Brooks]

My sisters borrow all my stuff.

They borrow my clothes,
shoes, cars, jewelry.

I am a little more simple,
and I use their toothbrushes.

[Brooks muffled]
What toothpaste do you use?
It's disgusting.

What the hell are you doing?

I literally wanna vom.

I'm really, really OCD
about my mouth,

and I love to keep
my mouth clean and fresh.

This is just...

Ugh. It just really irks me,
and I can't even
think about it.

-Yours now.
You can buy me a new one.
-Mm-mmm.

-Sicko.
-It's not that bad.
You can use it still.

[Grace Ann] You can buy me
a new toothbrush.
That's disgusting.

I don't buy toothbrushes.

-[producer] What?
-No. I don't like...

I like using other people's.

I'm not kidding. It's like...

I used to only use Gleb's,
and I haven't bought one
since we broke up.

It's like this weird thing
that I hold on to
in relationships.

I don't want my own toothbrush.
I don't even wanna have
that conversation.

I just wanna use
whoever I'm with's.

[Grace Ann]
Literally, Brooks...

[Brooks] What? Literally what?

[Brooks] I tried Sarah Jane's
for a little while,
didn't love.

Mary Holland's was too,
like, harsh on my teeth.

Grace Ann's. Ding, ding, ding.
We have a winner.

That pink electric toothbrush
is solid.

Am I ever gonna get laid again
after that?

People are gonna be
so grossed out by me.

I'm scared.

Gonna go sit myself
in time-out.

♪ A trendsetter
A goal, goal-getter ♪

[♪ hip-hop song continues]

Before we get up there,
Brooks is, like,

going through
a terrible breakup,
relationship thing.

-Yeah.
-So don't bring up
dating or anything.

-Not that you would,
but maybe, like...
-Yeah, yeah, yeah. Okay.

Also, they're probably
gonna, like, grill you
about different stuff.

-[Eliana] Okay. Yeah.
-I'm sweating.
I don't even know.

But I haven't told them
that you're coming
to Louisiana.

-Okay.
So we're gonna tell them.
-Okay. [laughs]

We're gonna tell... Okay.

Yeah. I don't know
what they're gonna say,
but, I mean, doesn't matter.

-I'm excited, though.
-I know. It's gonna be
so... [squeals]

We're leaving for Louisiana
literally tomorrow.

I'm gonna bring Eliana
by the apartment to
reintroduce her to my sisters,

and I know it's sometimes
a challenge for them,

but I'm just hoping
they don't embarrass me.

[Sarah Jane] Hey, guys.

Hi.

-Remember Eliana?
-[all] Hi.

-[Grace Ann] Oh, my God.
What's up?
-[Brooks] Eliana.

-Hi. Good to see you.
-[Grace Ann] Gorgeous.

-You look beautiful.
-I haven't seen you guys
in so long.

-I know. How have you been?
-When did you get back in town?

-Have you been here
the whole time?
-She's been in town.

We just started
hanging out again though.

What are you up to now?

-I take photos, and I do--
-[Mary Holland] A photographer?

-Yes.
-Yeah. She's so talented.

-[Grace Ann]
We love photographers.
-She is.

[Sarah Jane]
Do you want a water or drink?

-[Eliana] I'd love some.
-Do you want some caviar?

[Mary Holland]
Do you want anything?

I'm okay.
I've never had caviar.

-Do you wanna try it?
-[Brooks] Want a little?

-Okay.
-[Sarah Jane] By the way,

Eliana's coming home
to Louisiana for Easter.

-[Mary Holland] Oh, my God.
-She's never done Easter.

-Wow.
-And she's never
been to the South.

[Mary Holland]
Sarah Jane's never
brought anyone home either.

-It's so exciting.
-No one's ever come home.

Have you told
Mom and Dad? [laughs]

[Sarah Jane] Mom said...
Y'all heard her.

She was like, "You can bring
anyone to Easter."

[Sarah Jane]
My extended family,
they're very conservative.

They don't really know
any queer people that well.

I had a girlfriend
for about a year and a half,

and I wanted to
show her Louisiana,

but I didn't want
to ruffle any feathers at home.

So I just don't know
what people are gonna think
about me and Eliana.

You know, our family is,
like, a lot.

[Mary Holland] It is a lot.

You know,
this is a judgment-free zone.
I don't...

-You seem like
a judgment-free person.
-Okay.

-[Sarah Jane]
She comes from a big family.
-I like that vibe.

-I have a big Jewish family.
-Obsessed.

Are you, like...

Are you coming home
as, like, a love interest
or as, like, a friend?

-We're friends.
-[Mary Holland]
Friends. Okay, yay.

-[Grace Ann] Love it.
-[Mary Holland] I love that.

[Grace Ann] S has never brought
a girl home before.

Our cousins
are definitely gonna think
that y'all are an item.

Okay.

Where you guys going?
Your room?

No, we're looking
at the balcony.
I'm showing her the place.

Look how cute they are.
They're such a cute couple.

-[Brooks] Y'all are cute.
-Okay, stop.

[chuckles]

-Yeah, I actually--
-[Eliana] We are cute.

[chuckles] We are cute.

[all laugh]

[Mary Holland] I'm obsessed
with Sarah Jane and Eliana,

even if they're not dating.

I think Sarah Jane should date
as many people as she wants.

I'd rather her date everyone

than marry a bad apple
and divorce him or her.

-Bye, guys. We'll see y'all.
-Bye. Love you.

-Bye. Bye.
-Bye, cuties.

[Eliana] Thank you.

[Grace Ann screams]

Take my bodysuit off.
Now I'm mad.

[Sarah Jane]
I should've brought you
when no one was here.

I don't like
the way my sisters are acting.

They're being so high school,
making sly little comments.

It's so embarrassing.

Especially when I don't
even know what's going on
between me and Eliana.

I need them to stay quiet.

-[Mary Holland]
She's so cute. Isn't she?
-[Brooks] I love Eliana.

She's the best.

But can y'all seriously
not say, like,
girlfriend comments?

'Cause, like, I don't know
what we're doing

and I don't want that
to be awkward.

Wait. So,
you're bringing her home

to the parents
before you even know
what you're doing?

-That's pretty bold.
-Yeah, well, I didn't...

I kinda just, like, asked her
to come home on a whim. Like...

Mom and Dad
know what's going on,
just so you know.

And I support it
wholeheartedly,

but don't get it twisted.

Careful with those.

I'm so serious.
Like, no comment.

"Couple," "cute couple,"
"cute girlfriend."

'Cause, like, I don't know.

I'm reading the room, babe.

You can't just, like,
make it a thing.
Like, let me casually live.

Because it's a sensitive
subject and our family
might not be so accepting,

we won't say anything.

-We'll treat it like
you guys are friends.
-Mmm. We got you.

-But also...
also, even if it's just us.
-We got you.

-Don't say anything.
-[all] We got you.

-Don't embarrass me.
-We're not gonna embarrass you.

I don't know
if Sarah Jane understands
what she's gotten herself into,

bringing someone home
for a big holiday.

Easter's a really big holiday
to us.

The extended family,
the cousins, the aunts,
the uncles.

They aren't totally aware
of Sarah Jane's sexuality.

And so they are
gonna be suspicious.

She's gonna like you back.

-[Sarah Jane] Okay, stop.
-Who wouldn't?

-Who wouldn't? You're both...
-[Sarah Jane] Oh, guys, stop.

No, I'm not saying...
I'm not saying...

I cannot take you seriously.
Of course she loves you.

No way she wouldn't
like you back.

Not saying I have
a huge crush on her.

-I'm just saying...
-We love you.
Pookie, just be yourself.

[Sarah Jane] Stop talking.

[♪ "Talk to me" playing]

♪ Talk to me
Talk to me, talk ♪

♪ Say you'll give me all
Give me all that you got ♪

Per the usual,
the first in the car,

waiting on all the girls
with all their luggage,

'cause they're always tardy
and I don't frickin'
appreciate it.

And we're gonna
miss our flight.

Girls!

Baton Rouge gives me
a whole new appreciation

for the simple things in life.

Being around family,
being around my parents,

all the sisters, is exactly
what I need right now.

And hopefully everyone
in Baton Rouge is, like,

a little less out of
the PR circuit of this breakup.

And we can just relax
and get back to
what we know best.

I'm obviously stuck in the back
with the luggage.
No surprise there.

Brooks's purse has fallen on me
about 25 times.

-[Sarah Grace]
At least it's not me.
-But it's all good.

Whoo!

I'm nervous
about the overall vibe
of bringing Eliana home.

I think for a lot of people
in the South,

queerness is not something
they're familiar with,

and what we're
not familiar with
we sometimes fear.

So, we'll see how it turns out.

We're pulling up to the airport
with only a couple minutes
to spare,

coming in hot
at the last minute.

-Very classic of us.
-[Brooks] Okay,
are you a newscaster?

[Brooks] Louisiana. Let's go!

[♪ "The Giver" plays]

I'm glad we're spending
more time together, girls.

-I know, right?
-Right?

I love y'all so much.

It's always fun
going back home.

When we land,
I can just already feel the air
is thick as molasses,

and I can almost hear
the cows mooing.

♪ 'Cause you ain't gotta
Tell me
It's just in my nature ♪

♪ So take it like a taker
'Cause, baby, I'm a giver... ♪

[Brooks] Whoo!

[tires squeal]

[screams]

-Okay.
-Birkin down.

You guys! My Birkin.

-Yes.
-She went flying, my baby.

[all laugh]

Aunty Trinity didn't mean it.

The wifeys are
back in the bayou.

[Grace Ann] I know that Brooks
loves going home,

and it is kind of
her happy place,

but for me it kind of gets
tougher when we're all home

because we all
take on our roles
that we had growing up.

And I was kind of an outsider,
and Brooks and I fought a lot.

So, I'm gonna try to just
stay out of her line of fire.

Just get through the weekend.

The one thing we can do
in Baton Rouge is be ratchet,
okay?

-Yeah, that's... Finally.
-[Trinity] Yeah.

-Our true selves
can come out. Jesus.
-Yeah.

-I've been...
-Oops.

-Hope we didn't
blow a tire out just now.
-No.

[all laugh]

[Breaux] They should be
pulling up any minute now.

Trinity is, uh...

We've entrusted our daughters
to Trinity to drive 'em home?

Yes, as crazy
as that is, Trinity.

[Trinity] Sarah Jane,
tell me about your friend.

-[Brooks] Oh, my God.
-This is Eliana.

We've known each other
for years.

Mom and Pops don't know?

No, they know
I'm bringing Eliana home.
I told Mom.

But she doesn't know
that it's a...

-She doesn't know
that it's a thing thing.
-Okay.

Okay, guys, first of all,
we're not dating.
We have been friends for years.

[whispers]

-Right, like, four years?
-Four years.

[whispers]

-Four years.
-Four years.

I think that
everyone is overanalyzing
me and Eliana's relationship.

We're not dating,

so I think it's easier for me
to just introduce her
as a friend.

May, is Jules coming?

Ugh, I wish.
He had some bullshit excuse.

-What was the--
-I'm so upset.

Like work or some shit,
but it's Easter.

[Mary Holland]
I'm really upset.

My boyfriend, Jules,
can't make it to Baton Rouge.

Easter is a huge holiday
for both of us,

so I just wish that
we could celebrate together

and show him
a proper Louisiana Easter.

[Trinity] Here we are.

[all cheer]

Let's go, girls.

-[squealing] Welcome home!
-Okay, we'll come back for it.

-[Grace Ann] I've missed you.
-Hi!

-Huggies!
-My turn.

[Sarah Jane] This is Eliana.

-Eliana, it's so nice
to meet you.
-Hi, so nice to meet you.

[Holland] Oh, my gosh.

-[Grace Ann] Mommy.
-Look, this is my dad.

-This is Eliana.
-Hey, Eliana.

-Breaux, nice to meet you.
Welcome.
-Nice to meet you.

-She's never been to the South.
-Oh, my gosh.

-Welcome. Yes.
-We have to show her around.

So, Trinity drove
the speed limit the whole way?

-No.
-She got us here
as fast as possible.

[Breaux] Come on in.
Right here.

-Back home, baby.
-Smells like home.

-Oh, my God. I drew that.
-[Breaux] Oh, my goodness.

[Mary Holland] Oh, my gosh.

-[Brooks] Back home, baby.
-[Mary Holland]
Smells like home.

-Oh, my God. I drew that.
-[Breaux] Oh, my goodness.

Stop.

Happy Easter.

[squealing, groans]
I was mad at you.

Wait, you didn't respond to me.

I have tears in my eyes.

I cannot believe
that he surprised me.

He doesn't
keep secrets very well.

-Stop.
You outdid yourself actually.
-I want one.

The fact that he's here
for Easter, a huge holiday,

it just means the world to me.

This is just...
I have no words.

[Mary Holland] Jules,
your first crawfish ever.

-Let's pour these
in here, yeah.
-In that? Yeah.

[Breaux] You can't have
crawfish without beer.

[Mary Holland]
Wiggle and you can get
the claw meat out.

-Why does it have...
-Then you suck
the head, baby.

-Really? I think
I'm good on that bit.
-No, you can.

-You gotta suck it.
-[Brooks] Suck it.

It's really funny seeing
the lord with the swamp rats.

Mmm. Good protein.

[Brooks] Jules doesn't know
that we eat this way.

He doesn't know that we act
this way when we're home.

[Jules] Guys, here you go.
You need one of these.

These little Baton Rouge
demons come over us

and we turn into our old
feral high school selves
immediately when we land.

Nothing else is served with it?

Fuck! I got some in my eye.

-Oh, gosh. Did you really?
-[Mary Holland] Oh, God.

-[Trinity] Let me go get you
a wet napkin.
-Yeah.

-Oh, God.
That's gonna be a tough one.
-Wait. My hands are...

No, don't touch my eye.

You can take the girl
out of Baton Rouge...

but you can't take
the Baton Rouge
out of the girl.

This is Sarah Jane's first time
to bring a friend home
from New York at all.

-[Sarah Jane] That's true.
-You are special.

-Oh, Eliana, you are.
-Yes.

I was, like,
you're the perfect person.
You're the best.

[Holland] Do you have brothers
or siblings?

-Yeah, I have two sisters
and one brother.
-Okay.

I think for any parent,
when their child comes out,

it's an adjustment
of expectations.

And my parents are honestly
so supportive.

They want nothing more than
for me to feel loved and seen.

She's like my go-to,
my ride or die.

-That's awesome.
-[Eliana] Everyone loves
Sarah Jane.

She can walk into any room
and everyone is just, like,
I wanna be around her.

-You're the best.
You're so sweet.
-No, genuinely.

I see why you brought her.

[Brooks] Too cute.

[♪ pop song plays]

We have four seasons
in Louisiana.

It's hurricane season,
football season, Mardi Gras,
crawfish season.

Crawfish se... Yeah.

And then we do it all again.

Hey, guys,
let's get some margaritas.

The tradition is my family
is the youngest...

-[Sarah Jane] Yeah?
-...has to have a shot.

Okay. I like that, Jules.

[Holland] I like Jules a lot.
He loves Mary Holland.

Mary Holland loves him.
Our family doesn't seem to be
too much for him.

Everyone's saying
their opinion at once,
and he just goes with the flow.

The only knock on him

is he rides a motorcycle
and puts Mary Holland
on the back of it.

But he is a person
of strong faith, so that kinda
balances it out to me.

Yeah.

Hey, I'm gonna go
to the bathroom.

Brb.

[Mary Holland]
When I first met Jules,

he was done with, like,
the party-boy life
and wanted to settle down.

The fact that Jules is here,

it really just shows
his commitment
to this relationship.

Being long distance
is super hard.

Cheers.

All right, boys.

To the lord. Isn't he a lord?

What's in that?

[Jules] They call it
the goblet of justice.

Chug, chug, chug.

Jules is a viscount

which means he's a lord,

so if him and Mary Holland
get married,
that would make her a lady.

She's literally gonna get
so sick of me saying,

[with British accent]
"Lady Mary."

Do you love May?

He does. Look at that little...
You're blushing.

Jules is someone
that I don't know super well.

I do know Mary Holland,
and she's a serial dater.

So I do have my reservations
about this relationship.

This trip will be very telling,

and hopefully I'll come out
with an answer.

Right now
it's a huge question mark
for me with the lord.

[♪ country music playing]

[Breaux] Okay, we got coffee.
We got breakfast.

Time to wake up. Here we go.

One depuffing cold rag,
right here.

You look beautiful as always,

but if I were you,
I would get in that bathroom
and get to work.

Can't really move.

[screams] Dad!

-All right, let's go.
Seriously.
-Fucking. I just...

Drink some coffee. Let's go.

[Mary Holland] It's definitely
nostalgic being home.

It's kind of crazy
because so much
has happened in our life

and our life is moving
a million miles an hour,

but every time we go home
it's exactly as we left it.

[groans] It's cold.

Um, I need this door unlocked.

Every morning growing up
in high school,

my dad would
walk around the house

slowly opening each of
our doors to wake us all up.

You are literally evil. Stop.

Let's go. It's time to get up.
Good morning, sunshine.
[chuckles]

Time to wake up.

[Mary Holland]
If any of us didn't make
the 7:00 a.m. breakfast,

then you were grounded,
including soccer games.

So I was always
the first to the table.

I was not about to make
my whole team run sprints

just because
I missed breakfast.

-[Brooks] May?
-Yes?

[Brooks] Can you help me?

It's really tough
to wake up Brooks.

[Brooks]

[Mary Holland]
You can do it yourself.

[Mary Holland]

[Brooks]

-[screams]
-[laughs]

Stop. Whoa.

I found the perfect method
to wake her up, Mom.

This is the one thing
I hate about being home.

Like, just let me sleep.
All I do is work.

Let the girl live.

[Holland] I got fruit out there
and English muffins.

[Brooks groans] I'm gonna
borrow one of your nun suits.

My mom is so sweet
and so perfect and Christian,

but she should show her body
a little more.

She typically wears, like,
these big muumuu nun dresses.

We get it. You were a virgin
when you got married.

You don't have to rub it
in our faces.

[Holland chuckles]

Oh, my God. That is good.

[Holland] That's not...
I would not wear that.

No, wait. Hold on.
I wanna be appropriate.

She looks like
a hospital patient.

What else can I do
to make myself more religious?

I think coming home
to Louisiana is exactly
what Brooks needed.

She's been through a ton
in the past two weeks
with Gleb.

And now she's smiling,
she's laughing, she's carefree.

It's almost like she's back
to her old self.

It's, like, 7:00 a.m.

[Breaux] Try 9:50.

Pastor Brooksie
at your service.

[Breaux] I love that, Brooks...
[laughs] ...Claire.

-[Sarah Jane] Let me see.
-That's a beautiful outfit.

[Brooks] This is the day
that the Lord has made.

[Sarah Jane chuckling] Oh, my.

Hello, Uncle Jason.
I'm a reformed
Sports Illustrated model.

[Sarah Jane chuckles] Reformed.

[Brooks] This is what we do
in the morning.

Okay, go.

-No, no.
-It's too long.

[Brooks] It's two seconds.

-I'm sorry.
-[Breaux] Whoa!

I mean, what are you doing?

-Face slamming?
-No, no. Stop.

That fucking hurt
and I'm gonna have a bruise.

[Breaux] Yeah.

Growing up,
Brooks has always been,

like, the boss of our family,
in sweet ways
but also aggressive ways.

[Holland] Y'all are
gonna get hurt. Stop it.

We're just kids at heart,
but don't push my head
into a glass bowl.

That fucking hurt
and I will slap you.

Did you clean your nipples?

No, I want Mom's help.

-[Holland] I'm not doing that.
-[Sarah Jane] Why?

You can clean your own nipples.

-I need your help.
-No, you don't.

You would have helped me
if it was an ear.

-[Brooks] Clean your nipples.
-No, not at 23
I don't help you clean...

She won't help me.

-[Holland]
Well, then that's on you.
-Stop it.

Nobody's looking.
I wanna check.

Give me the stuff.

[Brooks] Growing up,
obviously my parents
had their belief system

and it was the way,
the truth and the light,

and there was
no outside of that.

And so, we each took
our own level of rebellion

out of coming
from such a strict household.

[Sarah Jane grunting]

-[Brooks] Does it burn?
-Yeah.

But I don't regret that at all.

I feel like if my parents
were more lenient with us,

maybe we'd be, you know,
married, kids,
following all the rules.

[grunts] Ooh. It feels
kind of good. [chuckles]

And not half naked
in the West Village
making out with boys and girls.

-[British accent]
Jules, good morning.
-Hello, hello.

Guys, is this odd that
my wedding photos are
still here and I'm divorced?

[Sarah Jane] I think
now that you're divorced.

[Holland] Then take them down
and put 'em up.

[Breaux] It's just
a good family picture.

[Brooks] I think my parents
get really attached
whenever we have a partner.

Obviously with my ex,
I was with him
since the time I was 18 to 27,

so they grew very fond of him,
which I totally understand
and respect.

However, I think that
when things go south
and it doesn't work out,

there should be no questions
and it should be,

"We're loyal to our daughter."

Are you sad you lost a son?
Officially, legally.

What do you mean?

Billy.

Um... Well, I mean...

-Am I sad? I mean...
-[Grace Ann] That's a yes.

That's a yes.
That's clearly a yes.

Look, you and Billy
have your own relationship.

I have my own relationship.
We were friends.

Y'all are still friends?

Well, I mean, yeah. We--

What?

-He's my golfing buddy.
-Y'all should stop
replying to Billy,

'cause that's
inappropriate behavior.

I've texted him, uh,
"Merry Christmas."

Why?

I mean, we wish the best
for him too.

-Merry Christmas?
-Who are you? Scrooge?

I mean, you...
We can't have a...

[Grace Ann] I understand Brooks
not wanting my parents

to communicate
with her ex-husband,

but at the same time,
she has to realize that
this guy was in our family

and he was my brother
since I was, you know,
17 years old.

He really helped me
in tough times,

and we still talk
every now and then.

I choose not to tell Brooks,
just because I know
she would freak out,

and I would probably be mad too
if I were her.

But I also think what someone
doesn't know doesn't hurt them.

Can y'all all do me a favor?

-He was a part of our family.
-You guys should collectively--

-[Brooks] Was.
-We wish the best for him.

In my family,
there's nothing worse
than the D-word.

I got divorced, and I feel like
no matter what I accomplish,

none of that will erase
the shame that my parents
have around my divorce.

I have a good relationship,
and you should have
a good relationship too.

-He's evil to me.
-[Holland]
That's y'all's relationship.

[Brooks] When I told my parents
I was getting divorced,

you'd think I killed somebody.

They were like, "This is
the worst decision ever.

Divorce is a sin.
You're breaking a promise
you made to God."

That lack of support
was the hardest part for me.

Life's too short
to hold grudges
and be bitter and all that.

I don't hold a grudge.
I'm saying can y'all
stop texting him?

I'ma text him if I want to.

[Brooks] I just wish...
If they could go back,
I hope they'd have been like,

"I love you no matter what,
and I support you,
and how can I help?"

You are really
hurting my feelings,
and I wanna get emancipated.

I'm on your side
a thousand percent.
What'd she say?

I wanna get emancipated.
I want new parents.

[Holland laughs]

[♪ organ playing "Ave Maria"]

[pastor] At this time,
let's prepare to celebrate

Christ victory
on this Easter day

and ask for forgiveness
for specific mistakes or sins.

I invite you to pray
for one person you have
a hard time getting along with

and ask for the strength
to forgive others.

[Brooks] I might need a slap.

No, that was
just to wake her up.

Sit still in church.
Did you really just do that?

-She asked me to.
-[mouthing words] No, I didn't.

Stop it.

-She asked me.
-Shut up.

[pastor] ...ask God for help
with your problems.

While all of our friends
in the summer

were going to Florida
or going to Turks and Caicos,

we went to
family Christian camp,
aka a cult.

It was very cultish.

It was 24-7 Bible study.
That's what you were
at camp to do.

I said,
"I'm getting out of here
one way or the other."

I was, at the time,
allergic to nuts,

and I did a suicide mission
and ate nuts,

and then left in an ambulance.
Yeah.

And I was like this,
all swollen in the back,

and I remember seeing the cross
as I was leaving. I was like...

[laughs]

Hallelujah, Christ is risen.
Christ is risen indeed. Amen.

[Mary Holland] Hey there.
Good to see y'all.

This is Baton Rouge,
where everyone knows everyone.

Should we get a photo
in front of the...

We can get a photo
in front of the cross.

Jules has been very up-front
with me from the beginning,

how strong he is in his faith.

[Holland] Here, let me
get the cross right there.

[Mary Holland] And it makes him
the honest, awesome man
that he is.

And it's one of the reasons
I love him.

And I hope that despite me
not knowing what I believe in,

I reflect those values
that I grew up with too.

[Holland] That's good.

-Great.
-Thanks, Mom.

[Mary Holland] Oh, my God.
I look like it's my wedding.

Oh, my God. That was really
cute though, the sermon.

-That was sweet.
-What did they say again?

To love thy neighbor.

-I don't think
they said that at all.
-They never said that.

They didn't say that once.

-Grace Ann! [screams]
-Oh, my God!

Grace Ann.

Shit, guys.
I think we popped a tire.

-No!
-[screams]

-Should I pull over?
-[Brooks]
She popped a tire. I...

-Oh, my God.
It's completely flat.
-Fuck. What do I do?

Get into the right lane.

Go right,
and you go right again.

-Oh, my God!
-It popped.

-Fuck. Shit.
-Yo.

-Oh, my God.
-It's this one, obviously.

[Grace Ann]
Flat as Sarah Jane's ass.

♪ Country step
On a country beat ♪

♪ Ain't nobody can do it
Like me ♪

Definitely can't wear
your church clothes
to the crawfish boil.

I'm in a white dress
that I'm not about to get
crawfish guts all over.

-[Grace Ann] We made it!
-Yo.

So we're changing quickly,
and we're heading to
the crawfish boil.

♪ Country step
On a country floor ♪

♪ Tip my hat
And the boys want more ♪

Doesn't it look good?
Looks great.

[Breaux] God, this place
looking incredible.

♪ Country girls
Can shuck it like crazy... ♪

[cheering]

-[Grace Ann] What's up?
-[Trinity] Hey.

-Grams.
-How's it going?

[Brooks] Good.

-Trinity Greene
entered the chat.
-Hey, hottie.

-Are these Cartier glasses?
-No.

I love them.

A crawfish boil
is more than eating.

It's almost like
a religious ceremony for us,

where we boil hundreds
of pounds of crawfish,

season the shit out of them

and pour 'em out on a table
and just go crazy.

[♪ country music playing]

Hi.

-This is Eliana.
She's from New York.
-Hi.

-Are you guys all from here?
-[all] Yes.

Everyone really showed out
this year for Easter.

We have all my aunts,
all my uncles, cousins,
great aunts, great uncles.

Literally everyone
and their mother is here.

Mazzie girl!

But I'm nervous that somebody
at this crawfish boil

is gonna say
something offensive

because in these large family
gatherings in Louisiana,

there have been things
in the past years
since I came out

that have just made me feel
unsafe and uncomfortable.

-Eliana, this is
my grandma, Dobi.
-How are you?

-Nice to meet you.
-Hi.

-My mom's mom. Yeah.
-Your mom's mom.

[Sarah Jane]
But this is Dobi's house.

-She got everything
ready for us.
-So beautiful.

-She's the best hostess.
-Always helping.

They don't have this
in England, do they, big boy?

Gonna help us here?

It's really special
to introduce Jules
to my entire extended family.

There you go.

-Pop it in.
-Pretty good.

He's also never been to
a crawfish boil,

so I'm really showing him
how Louisianians do it.

[Jason] You're gonna slide
this straight across,
under the bottom.

-[Jules] Okay.
-[Mary Holland]
You got it, baby.

-[Jason] There you go.
-[Mary Holland]
You're a natural.

-[all laugh]
-It's our first English cook.

[Mary Holland] Go, baby.

I think Jules, he's definitely
a crawfish out of water,

but Jules can definitely hang.

Look how smart I was.

-Two of 'em.
-For the shells.

Yeah. That was smart, Trin.

Yeah.

[slurps]

[family member]

Yeah.
We both don't eat crawfish,
but we're gonna peel.

[family member]

Cheat day on
my vegetarian diet.

[family member 2]

-Oh, no. He is--
-Y'all have, like, a breakup?

-Horrible breakup.
He's an awful person.
-Yeah.

-Is your boyfriend here?
-No.

-No?
-No. It's, like, he does exist.

I promise
I'm not making him up.

-He exists.
-I know.

Are you, like,
overwhelmed at all?

I'm, like... I'm chilling.
Yeah, I'm observing.
It's been amazing.

Tell me
if it's ever overwhelming.
We can, like, dip off.

[producer]

Well, I know
they're saying things
when I turn away.

[cries]

I just... [sniffles]

I just sometimes
feel really alone,

um, 'cause, like, my sisters
are so supportive,

but I feel like the girls,
like, just show up once a year

and they get, like,
paraded with questions

about "Who are you dating?"
"Who are you in love with?"

"Oh, he's so cute.
He's so great."

I'll never get the chance
to share stuff about my life
with people

'cause they don't wanna know.

And it's just,
like, invalidating,

because queer love
is also very real.

[♪ vocalizing]

♪ Wide lands and open roads
They'll lead you
Where you wanna go ♪

[Breaux] Y'all remember
the little house?

900 square feet.
That's all you need.

[Grace Ann]
The crawfish boil is in
my grandmother's backyard.

It's there every year.

It's just a short walk away
from the house
that we grew up in,

so it is really fun
to go back and see,
you know, where we came from.

Jules, if you think
we fight now,

imagine us all living
in this house.

[Breaux] Me and Mom
are thinking about moving back.

[Brooks] The little house
is very special to us.

My parents always say,
"Little house, big memories."

Our grandfather Papa built this
on his property

for his daughter Holland,
my mom, and her husband

because they had no money.

They had nowhere to live,

and honestly, we have the best
memories in this house.

[laughing]

We were just happy
to have a roof over our head
and be by our grandparents.

[Breaux] That is
Dobi and Papa's house.

That's our house right there.
We love it.

[Brooks] Here we go.

-Me and Brooks's side.
-Guys.

-[Sarah Jane] Lay on your bed.
-[grunts] I'm back.

[Sarah Jane] The bitch is back.

Even though
it was a little house,
I still ran that little house.

Any house that
the girls are in, I run.

I have to show off my attitude.

Let's go fast.

[Holland]

Brooks Claire's always been
just in charge.

We have family video and
pictures of her at the hospital

when Sarah Jane was born,

and she's holding the carrier
with Breaux

like she's the mom
and telling her sisters
what to do.

[Breaux]
And in a great way too.

I mean, Brooks has always been
a protector of her sisters

and wanted to look out
for her sisters.

She gets on them pretty hard,

but pity the person
that would ever come
against one of her sisters,

'cause claws will come out.

Aw. They, like,
redid this place.

Can you believe
we lived here, Jules?

No. Amazing.

-[Brooks] What do you think?
-It's crazy.

-Really cool.
-How does this compare

to your house you grew up in?

-[Jules] Yeah,
it's a little smaller.
-Little different? [chuckles]

[Grace Ann] It's crazy to think
about how far we've come.

We went little house
to penthouse,

and it makes me really happy,

and it makes me
feel like we've actually
accomplished something.

I feel like
it truly is the American dream.

It's so fun that you're here.

I wonder what your family
thinks about me.

I think they like you.

The girls said that
they heard them being like,

"Are they...
Is that what I think it is?"
And they were like...

Somebody was like, "They said
they were just friends."

And somebody else
was like, um...

The cousins was like,
"No way they're just friends."
I'm like...

I'm honestly so glad
that I brought Eliana home,

because even if
we are just friends,

it showed me what to expect
next time I bring someone home.

I'm realizing more and more

that it's not my responsibility
to protect people's comfort.

My sexuality isn't going away,

so, like, if I wanna have
a close relationship
with people,

then they might as well
accept it now.

[Breaux]
Where did Sarah Jane go,
by the way?

I'm in here!

[Holland] We should actually
get a family photo.

Is this gonna be
our Christmas card?

This is gonna totally be
the Christmas card, Mom.

-[Breaux] Eliana should
take this picture.
-She should take it.

-Thank you, Eliana.
-[Eliana] I got you.

-Should I take
my sunnies off, Trin?
-So, like, all sitting or what?

[Sarah Jane] Dad, you should,
like, squat or something.

Yes. Oh, wow. Yes.

-[Eliana] Fire.
-[shutter clicks]

[Eliana] Obsessed.

[shutter clicks]

-One more look.
-[laughing]

-Little house, we love you.
-Little house, baby.

[Mary Holland] Home sweet home.

[Mary Holland]
Let's go back. Shall we?

[Grace Ann]
Let's get some crawfish.

♪ I wanna be with my family ♪

♪ And I'm coming home
Now, I'm coming on home ♪

Uncle Jack.

Cassie told me to ask y'all
if I should get my Easter hat.

I wanna see
the Easter hat on you.

[Jack] I'll go get it.

[Mary Holland]
Jules loved it, yeah.

Hold on. Oh, my God.

[Brooks] Holy shit.

-What happened?
-It's bad.

So... [chuckles]

What am I seeing on her phone?

[producer]

[Brooks]
Gleb is texting me things
I don't wanna talk about.

Scum of the earth.

[sniffles] I do just feel
so stupid, honestly.

I was so in love with him,

and I trusted him so much
with every part of my life,

and now, from what I'm seeing
on this phone,

it's just so dark,
and... [stammers]
...honestly, it's hurtful,

'cause I did think that
we shared something sacred
and special together.

And it's just...
This isn't the way
to handle this at all.

[Brooks] Louisiana, let's go!

It-It's on him.
It makes him look terrible.

Like, he's disgusting.

Looking back on it,
there were so many red flags

that I just didn't pick up on.

I'm just so disappointed
in myself.

Tell everyone
that I didn't cheat on you.

He never owned up to it!

-[Breaux]
He's a complete loser.
-[Brooks sobbing]

[dispatcher on phone]

[Mary Holland, Grace Ann]
They're here!

Have you talked to Eliana?

She honestly, like,
hasn't been replying
to my texts. [chuckling]

[Brooks] Going into
this Hulu event, I would
imagine Gleb will be there.

There's Gleb.

Somebody get me a rosé.

It sucks, 'cause I feel,
like, completely helpless.

He's taking this situation
and using it to spit
his fake narrative.

I'm most excited
for certain people
to be exposed.